The very first.
I made this!
This was the very first time I was on stage, but not the last.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:36, Reply)
A brave act
However you should try to say something funny next time, your routine there was horse shit.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:18, Reply)
You regard Horse Shit to high up in your lists of SHITENESS!
Aim a little lower...
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Darklord, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:27,
Reply)
Why rizzi, WHY??
I don't want to be the one that breaks it to you, but you are utter toss at stand up. Don't worry though, everyone has a talent. Maybe admin is your thing.
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 6:01,
Reply)
You posted this before
on the main board.
WITH NO PICTURE.
Spamming may have also been involved.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 6:02,
Reply)
jeez
i never really knew the gay shift really existed...the board looks like it's been bummed in the head
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:04,
Reply)
I don't even watch your drivel...
I just leave a rude comment and move on ...
"Granny Humping Arse Gurgler"
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:40,
Reply)
Broke
I made this!
did this for my animation class.
Broke from Aaron Amodt on Vimeo.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:43, Reply)
that is deep.
nice job though *clickety*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:02,
Reply)
I'll have 3 thanks but make the drink Diet Coke
1000 calorie heaven
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:18, Reply)
ewwwwwwww
no
but a am a little but drunk, so just one
or two
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:42,
Reply)
I'd try it
And then I'd probably feel sick. And my day would be complete.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:10, Reply)
I can't see myself eating a whole one of those
but I might be tempted to take a bite, just to sample the monstrosity.
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Shiksa, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:35,
Reply)
nom nom nom Luther Burgers
Yes, it is real
www.snopes.com/food/origins/luther.asp
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 5:12, Reply)
reminds me of a link i posted about a week ago...
don't worry i ain't calling GC...
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zv8yEMRDe_w
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:07, Reply)
Dogs dogs dogs - just mute it
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:12,
Reply)
I have been
bookmarking stuff for my wife when she gets back (in Iraq at the mo) and this made the grade!
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:20, Reply)
Cartoon particles?
Disney characters deconstructed into component 3D parts
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:06, Reply)
And you posted this why?
Are you trying to show up the effects that smoking, including weed, has on peoples lungs?
Because I don't think that is your intention. I think you are posting this video expecting people to laugh. I am sure some will, but I don't particularly agree with that.
This is an old man, who is obviously stuck in the past, being given a bong by a bunch of young fuckwits to post on youtube.
Dickheads!
Of course, if you are posting this to show up the dangers and damages that smoking causes, I apologise. But I still think you could have found better videos....hence my views.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:19,
Reply)
Why?
It was a genuine question.
What purpose does this video serve?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:38,
Reply)
I am perfectly calm thank you.
I am just asking for what purpose this video has been posted.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:40,
Reply)
Right, well ok then.
I shall rephrase my question then.
This is entertaining how?
Also, did you have to delete your post?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:42,
Reply)
My post was "meh"
Now that we're actually talking I felt it served little purpose.
But having said that, I couldn't be arsed getting into this because it's late and you just want to rant.
Goodnight dear. x
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:46, Reply)
No, I don't want to simply rant.
If I had wanted to simply rant, I would have just said You Cunt in my first post.
As far as I am concerned, my original post still stands. I have left myself open to being convinced otherwise, but your only argument seems to be, LOL! This is b3ta!
And yes, while this is b3ta, this video serves no purpose whatsoever. In my opinion of course.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:48,
Reply)
Im with you on this one
It's not funny, nor informative.
It's not sick enough to be seen as sick, nor funny enough to be deemed funny, it's quite simply pointless.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:08, Reply)
I'm with you too.
That being said, I haven't watched it yet :)
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:18,
Reply)
everyone loves smoking weed
& this is a charming example of an more senior citizen enjoying a massive toke on a mega-bong.
this chap is simply enjoying the festive season with drugs - much like he does all year if you look at his other video offerings.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 7:07, Reply)
First off, no, not everyone enjoys smoking weed.
Secondly, there is absolutely nothing charming about this whatsoever. This is an old man, who clearly is destroying his lungs, being filmed by what is quite clearly a group of much younger people, to post onto YouTube in the mistaken belief that it is in any way amusing.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:23,
Reply)
i'm with you, what a boring pointless video, and the constantly falling over tree
was really irritating too.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:38,
Reply)
If he is old
then why must he protect his lungs, hell i think heroin may be in order when i'm 75
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 23:30, Reply)
You should really bookmark this and read it back to yourself in a week or so
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WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 10:17,
Reply)
hammer time
explosives + hammer = lol
seriously though wtf are these people doing ?
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:52,
Reply)
That was almost hilarious!
What the fuck was the aim? I concur!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:07,
Reply)
this is amazing
i dont udnerstand it, but i keep watching
any backstory?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:20, Reply)
no back story sorry
I would like to know my self
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:25,
Reply)
It's
the Festival Xanath, in Papantla, Mexico.
More footage here: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:59,
Reply)
I am Mighty Thor
God of Thund-AAAARRRGGGHHH!
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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:22,
Reply)
Quite possibly one of the best things I've ever seen for a long time.
It's like all my childhood dreams come true all in one video :)
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:21,
Reply)
Wooohhhhhh
Awesome im sitting at work and that made me tingle with excitement... "runs off to hte tiolet to relieve him self"
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 3:25,
Reply)
this is bloody amazing
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 4:35,
Reply)
Fucking amazing
I almost want to say it's not real it's staged so perfectly
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 6:36,
Reply)
Cock-on!
/clicks.
That has made my week. Ruddy-marvelous, thank you.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 14:12, Reply)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Muénes_Weekend
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:20,
Reply)
Terminator Salvation trailer
hmm..... im unsure about it
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:23,
Reply)
The quality of a trailer
is usually inversely proportional to the quality of the film.
I'm therefore looking forward to it, as Christian Bale is the win.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:30,
Reply)
He is using his stupid batman voice again though
and if the ending that I have heard about is correct, it will be a massive face palm
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:38,
Reply)
I love BOOM!
I love DAKKA DAKKA!
Therethore i love this, but it'll be intresting to see how it all is
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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:40,
Reply)
looks alright
havent found it on pirate here yet but should only be a few days.
full review then.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:44, Reply)
That looks alright,
I've just finished watching Terminator 2, now that's a fantastic film.
I want Arnie.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:42,
Reply)
fuck this.
There are only two terminator films, and they are called Terminator 1 & 2 (obviously).
Everything else is bumgay.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 8:38,
Reply)
I made a kids book
I made this!
Actually I made it 6 months ago, but I've sold absolutely none so far. Have a look at it, it might make a good present for friends/relatives with young kids.
You can buy it here: www.lulu.com/content/2732921
[edit] I did a trailer an all - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACEPK_CSfqY
Remember, every book sold means a Goblin pie for me.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:23, Reply)
£5.81!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice font n pics. maybe could do with some more 'pick-up-n-read-again-ability' to pay for your crack habit though.
fucking ace youtube vid!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:49, Reply)
It is nice,
but could do with more Coatis :)
I would say though, as some, hopefully, constructive criticism, it would shit my nephew up with some of those pics, especially the angler fish. And I think he is older than your target audience.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:26,
Reply)
I like how
all videos of teh fluff are either posted by, commented on by or advertised on by primarily Japanese internets users.
Add to that a healthy dose of slapstick and just a dash of sexual deviance (okay, sometimes far too much, but let's say they're outliers) and I come to the conclusion that the Japanese government should grant instant citizenship to all regular b3ta posters.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:52, Reply)
guns designed for old people
R&D meeting: 'Hey, what group has bags of disposable income and a dislike of strangers?'
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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:42,
Reply)
I've already got the only palm pistol i need
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:00,
Reply)
what if you don't have a thumb?
not very helpful for the thumbless, is it?
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:09,
Reply)
i'm more interested in how it can be for people with sighting difficulties.
if you can't see, how can you aim?
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the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:39,
Reply)
Easy
point in the general direction of the disturbance and pull the trigger many times.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 2:04, Reply)
George Brett Shits Himself Story
Baseball has virtually no influence on my life, but this guy-- telling this story-- well I still have no interest in baseball, but it's kinda funny to hear about a guy who shat himself.
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:24,
Reply)
More stories of people shitting themselves:
www2.disappointment.com/old/randomacts/msnsoiling.htm
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:37,
Reply)
The people he is telling that story to just want him to leave
even as they walk off he is still talking to them.
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magnum, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:40,
Reply)
Radio Show.....21 UGLIEST hookers.....(Appears SFW, but will mark otherwise if board disagrees)
Ronseal. Some are BEYOND ugly.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:22, Reply)
Does a B3tan work on Yahoo?
Closing down sale at woolies..
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Ibstock, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:59,
Reply)
I'm RISsing hard
has the pic changed?
gizza clue!
edit/ - got it. I'll shut up now
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gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:53,
Reply)
Vadrum - Super Mario Bros 2
I know these are older than the hills, I know cumulatively, with his MacGuyver take and Super Mario Bros 1 etc etc he's probably had over 12 million hits, but I am sitting here mesmerized by the man and there must be one or two of you who haven't seen it yet.
Here's SMB2 which I thought was supoib!
GC for sure. (2:30 on for sheer WTFness)
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:21, Reply)
Great stuff
I never realised that SMB2 had such a prog rock sound track!
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:12, Reply)
not as good as the SMB1 stuff, but still great.
Wonder how he ended up with such an unauthodox set up, right handed, but right rack toms for a left handed kit...
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:57,
Reply)
The best xmas pressie money can buy
The internet is the perfect place to buy Christmas presents for all you lazy bastards out there - and I've just found the perfect present! It's called the Dutch Courage Kit.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:33,
Reply)
Absinthe eh?
Surely more likely to end you up in A&E.
A mate of mine had an absinthe binge a few months ago. He ended up tipping over another, wheelchair-bound mate of mine in the restaurant section of a popular family chain pub, before joining him on the floor, crouched up in the fetal position and giggling hysterically. Not a fantastic night.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:57, Reply)
Yeah I was lying slightly
Thought it looked worse when I wrote it down. He sobered up slightly, we were wearing little versions we'd made of the costumes from this video, we went to a club with UV lights and a had a pretty awesome time.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 9:39, Reply)
The only thing I found with Absithe was that
The hangovers were surreal...
In my current situation I wouldn't fucking touch it... Too much going on in the depths of my skull...
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Monty Propps, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:06,
Reply)
I concur.
The last time I drank absinthe I woke up in a bush 5 miles from where I was drinking :S
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:46,
Reply)
Ha ha ha!
Well, Cider is my drink of choice, and although I often wake up in bushes, it is never so far from where I was drinking!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:56,
Reply)
Wait to get outside?
At this time of year?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:13,
Reply)
Don't hit me,
this is going to sound like the most pedantic thing ever but I hate how it was a drink called 'Absinth' called so because of the absinthium in it, a drink which made no sense with a pronounciation which didn't make sense or look correct without an E on the end.
And now it's so bloody commonly used companies are printing bottles with Absinthe on the front, just gets my goat. But the same happened last time I was in an industry lab and saw a large bottle of some chemical compound or other with Z instead of S'.
Sorry all, carry on.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:32, Reply)
Well this is a ludicrous attempt at pedantry.
It is extremely common for a word to have a vowel added onto the end if it does not necessarily resolve easily.
I think you will probably find, that it was called Absinthe long before the compound that causes the hallucinations was found, and was subsequently named Absinthium, in reference to the most common place where it was found.
However, pedantry is always welcomed.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:14,
Reply)
Ive always liked the ritual of preparing it
but I dont really like the taste and I hardly ever drink anyway.
Have to say I have always wondered what it would be like with a couple of drops of laudenem dropped on to the sugar cube which I believe was a popular additive in the 19th century. That could just be the junky inside me talking though.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:18,
Reply)
Can you pass the 11+ ?
I got 9 out of 15.
How about you?
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:06,
Reply)
i got 7
but the numbers board me so i did them by randomly clicking...numbers...who needs th3m
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:15, Reply)
Thank goodness
some people got less than me.
Is this a good time to admit that I am a primary school teacher?
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:22,
Reply)
so is my sister
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the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:29,
Reply)
15/15, but then again I'm a few years beyond that curriculum.
*Rewrites the above repeatedly to not sound like a smarmy twat*
*Fails*
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:13,
Reply)
15/15 in 47 seconds.
I did guess the last one though, as I knew I was doing well enough already and wanted a 1/4 chance at a good time.
Can I drop this spam here please?
dpd
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:15,
Reply)
You're not supposed to read through and prepare your answers
before the timer starts
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:07,
Reply)
11... This is what kids need today
Plunged into a situation where intelligence, rather than homework, will test them.
Still I got 97% on my ECDL last night *smugs*
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Monty Propps, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:17,
Reply)
So you can turn a computer on
use powerpoint for a bit, and then turn it off again. Well done.
sounds like I'm being mean and sarcastic, but let me tell you I've been a professional programmer for the last 10 years with IT graduates aplenty around me and I assure you that these three simple steps are way beyond the fucking wit of most of the abject retards I meet on a day-to-day basis in the industry who have somehow managed to fluke their way into professional jobs.
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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:07,
Reply)
You and I
both
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:12,
Reply)
14 out of 15
Quite tough thou, I can see how a 11 year old would find it hard.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:29, Reply)
14
But guessed the last one as I was running out of time.
I was one of those poor kids who was tutored to death for 2 years in to being able to answer these questions in my sleep though :(
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:14,
Reply)
13
Even though I made one stupid mistake caused by not really paying attention. But then again I've been like that through most of my schooling.
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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:24,
Reply)
14 out of 15
didn't know the answer to question 15 so guessed before the timer ran out
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:26,
Reply)
Exactly the same as this.
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03,
Reply)
So nearly everyone
beat my score.
And I teach 10 year olds.
Is it any wonder the country is going to the dogs?
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:16,
Reply)
13
Buggered up the code ones because I didn't do enough cross-checking.
What's a pass mark anyway? Three? Four?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:19,
Reply)
14|15
About time I got a second chance. I totally flunked it when I was actually eleven, although I think that was just the English section, not so much the maths.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:13, Reply)
15/15
but considering I passed it when I was 11, i really ought to have got it now at 33
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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 11 Dec 2008, 0:04,
Reply)
12
out of 15.
I got #14 correct, but their explanation for the correct answer was not the same conclusion I came to =S
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:31, Reply)
14/15
Didn't get to do Q15.
I failed my 11+ by quite some margin... standardised score of 83, which is about the 23rd percentile - that's proper thick innit *cough*
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:48, Reply)
14.
Would have blown my brains out if I were attempting that at 11, though.
Granted, the 'Merrcan system isn't exactly up to snuff.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:28, Reply)
10
I ran out of time doing it. Though I am a smidge drunk. I'll go out on a limb and say that eleven year olds usually weren't when they sat this. Possibly.
Though the other thing you'd have to ask is how much teaching the test went on before this - how many similar sort of questions did they get asked in a mental arithmetic test stylee befoe they actually sat this? It's not too hard when you're used to having the thing thrown at you, but when it coems to a sudden gear change it will throw you.
*shrugs*
Now, where's me vodka?
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 11:57, Reply)
I got 15/15
but I expected to get it done with more than 2:44 remaining.
These are the kind of questions you get in IQ test which are famous for not showing how clever you are, but for how much time you waste learning how to answer them.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:45, Reply)
14 / 15
Had seven minutes to complete the last one, still failed. I passed the first time round (at the grand old age of ten), and interestingly these "old" questions seem easier than the version I took at school...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:27, Reply)
My try went exactly the same as yours
Though I could hear an audible 'clunk' in my brain as the questions changed from words to maths. Man. That's pretty bad.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:35, Reply)
I got 15
We didn't do the 11 Plus at my school in Salford, but I found this pretty straight forward. Mind you, I am 37...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:03, Reply)
Billie the Vision - Make Love
Also, a link to the thread that was just deleted that a few of us were actually having a conversation in :)
www.b3ta.com/links/255792
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:03,
Reply)
We can hold hands until the sun goes down, because I know that you and I can be together ....
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gYH8AILcqmk
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Monty Propps, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:07,
Reply)
That reminded me of this!
Which I love!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx6MGHp8S70
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:26,
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