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This is a link post Cat weightlifting.
Some prime madness from the home of madness. A clip from a Japanese programme where cats have to make off with increasingly large fish. Worth it for the enthusiasm from the commentator, good editing too. Japanese television looks so much better than ours. And some of you lot might like it for all the cats.

Don't think it's glassy either.
(Robbvayne, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I did that with my cats once.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell
is that a pike?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No it's a cat.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a salmon
I lived in a place with creeks. They'd swim miles from the ocean up to where they were born. They would arrive totally battered. One was about four feet long.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post used to get them here, untill all the shit and jam rags at the coast got too much for them

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:35, Reply)
This is a link post Jeff Tweedy from Wilco covers Single Ladies
I'm not even a fan of Wilco and had to watch this all the way through.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Love Wilco
Especially the album 'Being There'

Didn't enjoy that video though. Not sure what they were laughing at :(
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, the laughing was a bit fanatical
but if you ignore it just a little, then it's OK

have you not heard Single Ladies by Beyonce?
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yeah
I guess it's the hysterical laughing that got me, couldn't really hear what was being said on my sound setup. I vaguely knew it was that Beyonce song but well... humph what a miserable bastard I am eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post haha well
if you can say it about yourself, I guess you can't be all bad, eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 1:23, Reply)
This is a link post Doctor Who - Blood of the Cybermen
Game...

anybody had a go yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post not yet
Seen a few adverts for them, I'll give them a go :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post My 8-y-o loves it

(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I presume they're releasing these as a dry run for the Wii / DS games coming out later in the year...
Or maybe the Wii game will be a compilation of these?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed City of the Daleks
But this game is, well, shit. Boring and shit.
 (__, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought City of the Daleks was shit.
Terrible nausea-inducing camera, awful movement controls, needless instant death from poorly bolted on stealth gameplay (softened somewhat by instant restart at the last checkpoint, but still a bad idea), uninteresting puzzles, and random real-world facts plumbed into it... presumably in an effort to fulfil the public-service broadcaster remit...?

I won't try this one.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes
The facts. Urgh.

I'm trying to avoid the Daleks here, I don't want to learn about when Taxis were introduced to London.
 (__, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post This
Tried to play it, felt a bit weird that I was struggling with a low budget child-friendly edutainment game while my 9-year-old brother was off stabbing people's faces in Call of Duty next door, felt pathetic and gave up.

I desperately want to see this concept applied to a game with the Weeping Angels: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPP5Ja7YNas . You have to solve puzzles, but the game world doesn't freeze as you do it, so every now and then you have to stop and look up/run away before the statue monsters get too close and snap your neck.

Would be fucking incredible, but no way would they ever make that.
 (Cap'n, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Like the Boos in Mario, presumably.
I imagine it's more difficult to implement than it sounds and still be fun, but if you think you can do it, Unity is free. Give it a shot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post Strange, anachronistically modern bronze sculpture from ancient Rome
This bust struck me as very odd. The article doesn't comment on it, but it's such a realistic and dynamic portrait such that one wouldn't expect it to be from that time period.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post You should see Egyptian Tomb paintings.
Often very realistic and I think a bit of precursor to a more stylistic Christian Orthodox Iconography.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Often very realistic...
...except for being entirely in profile and having no sense of perspective or scale?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Not the wall paintings you melon.
These are odd portraits. I'm not sure if they were done before or after the Greeks took over Egypt, however.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh right
Sorry - I thought when you said tomb painting you meant the wall paintings. Yeah, the Mummy portraits are quite cool.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah well I realise I wasn't exactly clear when I said "tomb paintings" when they're not quite that.
I studied them for a year at Foundation along with other iconographic bollocks. I guess inevitably when it comes to a descriptive short hand I've managed to remember them as "Pass us those pictures of the Egyptian Tomb Paintings, would you dear?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post But why do they all have massive Doe eyes?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Early Anime

(North Utsira South Utsira, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you for that link I found it very interesting
never seen any of those before, or maybe I have but not known what they were
 (I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, that's cool

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post actually
I believe that that kind of realistic portrayal was pretty common in late ancient Greece and ancient Rome. Note that the sculpture is not supposed to depict someone handsome, but rather someone old (and therefore, by some Roman standards at least, someone ugly).
[/pseudo-intellectual mode]
 (cl1nt was named after dirty harry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:39, Reply)
This is a link post Muse - Knights of Cydonia at Glastonbury
I fucking love this tune, I love pretending to be a musician on Guitar Hero and playing it on Hard \m/
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw them on the Beeb...
Have to say bored the life out of me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Stunning
This one doesn't go out of sync
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rrwb39CZyo
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Those are some heavy duty frankenstein microphone stands.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post very Julian
Cope-esque

(stupid non editing subject line)
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post God I'm a geek
I spotted that they've delayed the video walls to coincide with the distance from the stage and the delay in the audio so it all looks in sync if you're stood 200yds back. (watch @1:09 if you're interested)

Also - Muse am awesome live, probably one of the best I've seen, but somehow don't work when recorded.
 (fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive geeking.
Good work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Due to rapidly approaching old age I watched a few bands up on the hill this year at glasto
a few of us noticed that the video was often in sync with the music this year. Not the case when Stevie Wonder played, you could read his lips then hear the sound. Kind of like a wierd lipsync karaoke.
 (I helped save b3ta! GneissRocks and slatey cleavage, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post If you want to see a good Muse gig
..go and see Radiohead
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks
I've seen both bands live. Radiohead's Victoria Park gig bored the living shit out of me for long periods while Thom went off into masturbatory noodling solos. I left after the second encore when it became clear they had no intention of finishing before the tubes stopped, stranding their audience in the arse-end of London.

Muse at Wembley on the other hand put on an awesome show. I still rate that as among the very best gigs I've seen. I don't like all their songs and some do indeed sound very similar to each other, but at no point can I ever say I was bored.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post you know nothing.

(iainhasaface is freezing, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ
Muse really are fscking awful, aren't they? Same shit as they were making 12 years ago. What crap.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Have to say - I completely agree... BUT
I was there that night, and in the context of rocking a massive crowd with face-melting sounds, they are awesome.

Having said that at all other times Muse and esp Matt Bellamy just sound like a bunch of whiny vaginas.
 (WildType is remixing your mum, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:50, Reply)
This is a link post Right, enough of these horrid mutilation videos. Let's have some FL00F!
Polar bear cub looking at hisself in the mirror.

(*edit* Let's just hope that the stated location of the video doesn't mean that he's standing trial for war crimes)
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Polar bears scare me now
thanks to those Birdseye adverts
 (That Random Guy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post awwwwwwwwwww

(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:44, Reply)
This is a link post Football Leg Break NSFW
To follow a theme...

I particularly like the close up slow motion clip myself...
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
I particularly like the related video, 'Horrific Leg Breaks Part 1'.


They aren't kidding.
 (UTB, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fuck!?!
Somebody wished that guy too much luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:05, Reply)
This is a link post WH Auden's Eulogy on England's performance
A friend on h2g2 wrote. It's pretty good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)
This is a link post Kid breaks his ankle on trampoline NSFW
NSFW-for shocking injury
Personally I'd be screamiing
(redflame, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ouch!!!
shitting hell, he takes that pretty well considering!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats Nice,
Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post youve been framed will pay good money for this

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
needs moar canned laughter
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
framed
mamed
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Gnarly...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, redflame.
Thredflame.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's not funny, but the other kids' reactions are.
 (UTB, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post agh!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post JESUSSSFUKKKINCHRISTTTTOMG OMG OMG
that song in background is terrible.
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I love how everyone
just legs it. Friendly, helpful bunch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:00, Reply)
This is a link post Matt Smith does the Doctor Who theme with Orbital at Glastonbury....
.....squee!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post as mentioned previously
It barely seems like last month Orbital did a farewell gig at Glastonbury.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw that farewell gig at glastonbury...
and I am equally confused as to what they meant by 'farewell'.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post look. whats the fucking problem here
they got fed up playing chime
they decided to stop playing chime for a bit & try new things
they tried new things
new things turned out to be shit
they realised that playing chime wasn't that bad after all
nice one. move on.
 (I helped save b3ta! parsley, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post And this explains what farewell means?

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really have a problem with them going away and trying new things then getting back together
but am disappointed that despite having an extensive and eclectic back catalogue, they still play this stupid novelty tune.
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post This is absolutely fantastic
Wibbly wobbly ravey wavey
 (thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Posted but a few short hours ago
www.b3ta.com/links/Matt_Smith_with_Orbital_at_Glastonbury

But still delicious
 (I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post whoops!
missed that one - ho hum,
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry this counts as lame
If they'd played the tune and invited him on to do something else. Fine.
If they'd announced before hand he was coming on and he played the tune. Fine.

But coming on and just doing it is the same as dancing to your songs at a club. It's just not done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Why lame?
It wouldn't have made much sense for him to come on and do anything else. It just seems like they thought it would be a fun thing to do and a nice surprise for the audience.

However, it would have been good if he had come on and revealed loads of final episode spoilers for people who were planning on watching it when they got home.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Did anyone here the battle thing matt smith did on zane lowe's show?
Can't remember what the feature's called but they each choose a record for each of ten themes and the listeners decide who chose the best. Anyhoo I thought he came off as a thoroughly nice chap who knows his music on that.

As I think must have been mentioned last time this was posted: needs more karen gillan.
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Simply stunning version of arguably the greatest original TV theme tune ever.
AWESOME.
huge click
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:57, Reply)
This is a link post i like spinning

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be puking like crazy from doing just 30 seconds of that

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post Police making an arse of themselves again..
More here
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god that still looks like Romford

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That makes me very angry.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, they do this but let all those annoying flashmobs
just roam free.

If I was a tellolist I'd organise a flash mob on the target and then not actually attend myself, just download all the videos/pics from everyone off facebook later.
(making this whole anti-terrorism over-reaction pointless as well as wrong) Edit: Or just use google earth/street view.

Job's a good 'un.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The police can nick people with no reason.
If you dispute something they say then they arrest you on breach of the peace.
If they provoke you and you swear, they nick you for public order.
If you try and get evidence of your own (video or audio recording) they pull the terrorism act shit out of the bag and nick you.

Also...That's a MAN's VOICE????
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Read the article
He's a minor, doesn't actually say how old.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post must be over 15 or he'd still be down t'pit

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's your coat
...don't say anything. Just go.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the old ones are the best
"He fell down stairs, Your Honour".

/sarcasm
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post i'd detain him under the
annoying little cunt law
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post This^
With huge fucking bells on. The police were being decidedly restrained.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah totally agree.
I mean how dare he take a photo in a public place. And then, as if that's not bad enough, he has the outright cheek to ask what law he's being held under. What a twat
 (I helped save b3ta! Furness, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Lip off to to a cop
and you are going to get your nuts roasted. It's a simple rule.

And as per usual, the situation as presented through the audio recording is neither evidence for or against police misconduct, unless some more of the situation comes to light.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That is
a pile of balls
 (voodoo_economics, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No it isn't
you are wrong
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post sarcasm detection woo wooo wooo
the kid blatantly knows jack shit about the law he is just provoking the officer and deserves all he gets. Repeating himself over and over again as if he has been watching too many YouTube videos on 500 year old laws that still apply if your name is Frank and you have a pet Pig called Dorris, and you masturbate into a trilby at approximately 3:27pm on a Tuesday afternoon in the library... with a candlestick... colonel mustard!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Police not following the law
Is just another thug gang.

Their whole name comes from the function of what they're supposed to do: Police the law.

This from someone who sued the police for wrongful arrest, and won. If there's no law to tell them what to do, then they shouldn't be doing it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post So what is your evidence
That the police were doing wrong? Beginning of the confrontation is missing, and we have to go on are the ramblings of a 15 year old who thinks he knows the law.

Sounded to me like he was causing a scene in a public place, so he was removed from the scene.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The most shocking thing is...
..the complete ignorance of the law on behalf of the rozzers....Clutching at straws with terrorism laws, saying it's illegal to photograph in a public place, claiming that you can't take pictures of children, and even kind of suggesting there could be paedo motives for the photographers actions. Bang out of order.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they were on the wind up
feeding him lines so that he looked dumb.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he acted totally reasonably.
I have been present at many incidents where the police have been telling people to do this and that and when they've been asked what act they're using and what reasonable grounds for suspicion they have, they back off and stand down because they know they're in the wrong. It just depends on who's doing it. A man in a shirt with a name tag is likely to be treated much better than a young man with an intimidating hair-do and a slogan on his tshirt.
 (Robbvayne, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:39, Reply)
This is a link post optical illusions
the last one is a real mind fuck.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Look a couple of pages down...

(Smale is stuffed, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)
This is a link post Prodigy - Break & Enter - Glastonbury 1995
Orbital post below got me all nostalgic and shit.
I was there on a gram of speed, 2 purple oms, a
stack of weed and ropey scrumpy. Good times.
Starts at 2m0s for the meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I remeber that
my 1st Reading. Watched the guitarist from PWEI come on stage and play Their Law with them.

Pretty sure in the same year Courtney Love tried to masturbate onstage with her guitar (and failed) and Foo Fighters got a bigger crowd at one of the tents than Bjork did on the main stage.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The Bjork set
was awesome though. I was watching it from the mixing tower courtesy of some serious blagging.
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post England Comedy Gold I made this!
Quick and dirty!
(fatcatpat, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post benny hill would have been a good substitution for thart side,
Ok I now have reverted to my original stance of pretending football doesn't exist and focusing on rugby and formula 1
 (McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesnt need hillifying to make that game any funnier...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
the vuvuzela girl at the end makes me think it's her who's been playing the tune
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
"The discerning observer may infer women's experience of vaginal orgasm from a gait that comprises fluidity, energy, sensuality, freedom, and absence of both flaccid and locked muscles."

I must try this out.
 (Smale is stuffed, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)
This is a link post This gives me
Teh Fear
(Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's probably because
it's creepy as fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post i havent got the sound on
but he seems rather jolly and cute
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't think there IS any sound :/

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post He does indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The sound of drums!
I'll get me TARDIS.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post that'll teach em NSFW
G20 protester strikes a massive blow for freedom . NSFW for a sweary
(I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Canadian police look gayer than ours.
Those bike helmets make our fluorescent jackets look macho.

And go that guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post GET BACK TO WORK
HIPPY
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post theyre mad
absolutely barmy
 (I helped save b3ta! Barksley thinks he doesn't think he thinks, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more pooing into hats

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post anyone wearing a mask like that in public...
deserves to be treated with suspicion.

Hopefully he'll get a shoeing, later.
 (dieselmonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Does that also apply
to niqabs?
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
If they're telling coppers to fuck off from underneath them, absolutely.
 (dieselmonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post They're tea baggers from the opposite side of the spectrum

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I still don't understand what they're protesting.
Why do they object so much to world leaders talking to each other?
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post In case they solve all the world's problems.
If that happens then those guys won't have anything to complain about and therefore can't use it as an excuse to get out of working for a living.
 (ClungePlunger I drink Sambuca on the rocks and bloody like it!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Just you.
so...
 (__, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post oh good then

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post well the 1st 2 episodes where posted here lat week
so.....
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I must have missed those

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post well the 1st 2 episodes where posted here last week
so.....

*edit crappy crappy random double posting myself wtf?
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I must have missed those

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post well the 1st 2 episodes where posted here last week
so.....
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
I must have missed those
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post well the 1st 2 episodes where posted here last week
so.....
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post well the 1st 2 episodes where posted here last week
so.....
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
I must have missed those
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Just you.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post oh good then

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post well the 1st 2 episodes where posted here last week
so.....
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
I must have missed those.
 (UTB, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post well the 1st 2 episodes WERE posted here last week
so...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done!
You are Lynn Truss AICMFP ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post well the 1st 2 episodes where posted here last week
so...
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
I must have missed those
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post well the 1st 2 episodes WERE posted here last week
so...
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post wall tea 1th 3 anusoles WARE pasted hare list wank
do...
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Walter Hare anus. Ole! We re-pasted bare. Lost wink.
Over.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post oh good then

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I sometimes fish my poo out of the toilet and
rub it on my chest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Just you.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post no,
My dog helps
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you use his poo too?

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post are you sick
or something?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post well the 1st 2 episodes where posted here last week
So...
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh sorry for the below post
I must have missed this
 (I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone know if the new series of Futurama has started yet?
So...
 (I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post welcome to the world of where posted here last week

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I for one welcome our new posted here last week overlords.
So...
 (fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU WELCOMED OUR NEW POSTED HERE LAST WEEK OVERLORDS,
YOU CAN'T UNWELCOME OUR NEW POSTED HERE LAST WEEK OVERLORDS.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

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