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This is a link post Cooking with Scorpion
sorry couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to berate you for re-opening Pandora's box...
...but then the preview loaded.

Jolly good.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The difference is
THAT scorpion is not alive. I think youve missed the point entirely.

*flounces*
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 7:26, Reply)
This is a link post Amy Winehouse - Valerie (cover) I made this!
Hey guys, I'm pretty new to this so shout at me if I do something wrong XD
Hope you like my cover, constructive criticism welcome :D
(LovesToSing, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post pull up a kitten, shop a chair
you have a lovely voice :)
Just need to click "i made this" so people know you made this :)


also,
If anyone tells you not to post it on /talk don't listen to them
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Pull up a kitten?
Thank you :D
Btw what does pull up a kitten, shop a chair mean? I've seem a few comments like this XD
 (LovesToSing, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Pull up a chair
(photo)shop a kitten

are variously mashed up now by people to avoid being a cliché but that's a cliché now too.

oh... and hello.
 (I helped save b3ta! cronkgarrow I remember when this were all fjords., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely voice you have!
Maybe less of the us accent, but what the fuck do i know about singing. I sound like gravel being poured down a mineshaft when i try and sing.

Bonus points for sex face in the preview pic!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing wrong with gravel down a mineshaft.
Chris Rea made a career out of it.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post and Tom Waits

(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Blasphemy!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Tom Waits...
I thought it can be a positive thing to sound like gravel...
Like how Bowie describes Dylan
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Dylan
He sold his soul to get where he is!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post so did Robert Johnson
and didn't do him any harm
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly it did.
Looks like the first member of Club 27 to me!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts exactly.
There's even space for yodeling... sometimes.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Space is exactly where all Yodeling should be done!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Focus didn't get the memo.

(DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Only in America!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i-USnaJAIo
 (I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure whether to be impressed or alarmed by that.
I'm talking about the giraffe hat of course.
 (DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post that is ace

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Confused XD
Did you say less of the US accent? I'm English? XD
 (LovesToSing, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You just sound a bit yanky sometimes
as i said what do i know about singing. Keep up the good work and dont sell your soul!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post lmao!
Haha I do love the American accent though so it's all good!
Thank you very much for your feedback, have a great week :D
 (LovesToSing, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks will do!
You too! And keep up the singing its a good natural talent you have!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good!
Just had a look at your channel, I really like your cover of 'Take A Bow'.

Also, you have excellent choice in television, Castle and Bones FTW!
 (I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *points at the groomer*

(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post *grooms the pointer*

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *groints the poomer*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *giggles suggestively and flutters eyelashes*

(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post woo!
YAY Castle and Bones for the win :D
 (LovesToSing, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely version that there is
Knit a pullover from a kitten and welcome.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for all the comments so far :D
I have no idea what I'm doing and am totally confused by the format of the comments, but thanks very much to everyone so far, totally overwhelmed by how many people have commented already :')
 (LovesToSing, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll be fine
Just follow your nose. But whatever you do, don't follow Amy's nose.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, liked ...but....
i wish someone would at least acknowledge the original version by the zutons, i like em both don't get me wrong but the zutons version is so laid back and bluesy and for my money hits home a bit more, but that's just me! still..keep it up.
 (irongibbon shaolin butter finger, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Consider this acknowledgement.

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post "am totally confused by the format of the comments"
Don't be, you'll get the hang of them pretty quick. If you need any advice, just ask Tab Hunter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 6:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *feels ears burning*
WHAT'S THAT!!?
*flounces back out again*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep...
This ^^^

Nice tubes though .
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, although if you want to impress a misery guts like me,
you should sing the version of "Must be Talking to an Angel" that Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart sang on Parkinson. Check it out on YouTube.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Annie Lennox is awesome :D
Ahh she's awesome, I will have a look :D
Thanks for commenting!!
 (LovesToSing, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post welcome to b3ta!
thank you for uplaoding teh music codes:}
 (I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 2:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
Me likey me clickey you beauty
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 5:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonders Will Never Cease

A noob who can actually sing.

You've a great voice. It would be nice if you sang some of your own songs rather than just covers though.


cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 7:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone should start by showing they can do stuff as well as others can
before they get onto trying to do it any better, give her a chance!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Noes!

I don't need to give her a chance - her voice is marvellous!

She can sing - but can she write? What would be excellent is this lass getting together with Dan Bull.

'Nuff said

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Heyy! I plan to eventually do my own stuff, but I just want to sing and have at the moment! I've never really thought I was good enough to do my own stuff, so that means a lot that you think I am. I'm also looking into learning guitar or keyboard, so that will help me do more original stuff!
Thanks for the feedback, I really appreciate it!
 (LovesToSing, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Personally I prefered that to the winhouse one
More honey voiced than silk cut voice.

Welcome to b3ta, pullover a kitten, shop a benefits cheat etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post What mic and software are you using
if I don't mind asking. Great voice!
 (Fluffster, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post iSK RSU - 1 USB Microphone
I bought it from eBay for around £140 :)
 (LovesToSing, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Has BombayMick not suggested posting this on /talk yet?

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
:S I'm unsure what you mean, sorry!
 (LovesToSing, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post gargh!
Too fucking late!
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Loads of lonely nerd are going to pounch all over this and say nice things to you.
Don't listen to them, you've got a massive face.
 (I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post They should just cancel X-factor and highlight what is going down on Youtube..
This is above everything that has been showcased on this years show.
A most definite click!
 (Tivert, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Sir, you are a prophet

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 7:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's
really good. Don't go near a talent show, you'll be wasted on them.
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)
This is a link post Bubbles¬

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wants!
Bubbles make everything better!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Maybe he should've tried treating Jacko instead of Conrad Murray.
 (Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:38, Reply)
This is a link post What if.........

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:37, Reply)
This is a link post Holy Cow NSFW
Awesomely gruesome advert for a free BBQ. Mmmm... meat
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post that's great
clicked
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Great!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I want a meat grater!

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That was much better than I thought it might be!
*Clicks*
 (Fluffster, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Caalllll, thee pooolliiicccceeee.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post bah

(meepmeep is, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post BY THE GREAT BEARD OF ZEUS!
It's an Ozzie Brian Blessed!
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(Leemondus, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought this was going to be an ovine reenactment of this
www.b3ta.com/links/Missing_kitten_found:2
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 'if this sheep could talk, what do you think it would say?'
'Get off me you fat cnut'
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Proper LOLs.
*clicked*
 (Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)
This is a link post Boris vs Paxo NSFW
You've probably seen it, but switch the "Transcribe Audio" on for this gem.

If I had half a chance I'd try and slow it down and pitch shift it and add some pints in...

Porbs NSFW for some swears
(Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a link post A Tabla Lesson... Pandit Nakul Mishra Tabla
This guy has some great instructional videos and he sings the tabla rhythm before he plays it. Great stuff. Strangely this reminds me of the Eddie Izzard video when he speaks in French - Can't understand a word but know exactly what he means.
(aroe_m0rre, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive. But why the sulky teenager?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The whole singing the rhythm thing is how they teach tabla
Sometimes a student will go without tabla and will just learn to sing the rhythm and then go home and learn to play it on the tabla. It's like vocal sheet music if you will.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ace

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking of Asian instruments just had a revelation......
The sitar is called so because it's kind of like a guitar..But you play it sat down. The SITar...

No?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That's right
and a little one is called a baby sitar.
 (Smale is stuffed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:30, Reply)
This is a link post On Steam Batman Arkham Asylum GOTY Edition £4.99 for the next few days
Just in case you've lived in a Batcave for the last 2 years and never played it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
shame I paid £25 when it was first released. Although nowadays I wait a few years before getting games, makes life cheaper.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't do that, especially when it's a game I REALLY want to play, like Battlefield 3 in a few days.
I usually wait a day or two, get friends and reviewers opinions on it first.

At least I started doing that after buying Fallout New Vegas. Fuckin' hell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been living under Mark Zuckerberg for too long;
what's 'Steam'? And why would I want to install it?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Steam is an online game store
You download the games from teh interwebs and play dem! Steam's huge attraction is that it is account based so once you have bought a game it's yours for evah. If your machine dies, just redownload it. Never lose a CD again, say bye bye to hunting for CD keys on cases or losing them. It has a brilliant backup system if you want to try and avoid downloading more than once.

I buy from Steam pretty much exclusively now.

Games aren't cheaper, but Steam don't set the prices, publishers do.

S
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The sales are fantastic too.
If I'm not desperate to play it (and I'm not with most games nowadays) I'll just wait for it to appear at a super low price in the Steam Store. Just picked up Metro 2033 for £3.50 last week. Fotally tanfastic.

There's always the concern that Steam turn evil and find reasons to ban everyone and take away your games...but I doubt that would happen, since it would hand all the power to EA's Origin service and Amazon.
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post except for all of the Steam sales.
Gabe Newell is a huge advocate of lowering the price of games.


I used to pirate games almost exclusively. Now I buy almost exclusively because it's just so damned easy with Steam.
 (I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspected as such.
I'm going to sound like a chump now, but can I download a game and burn it for use on my 360?
Or is it PC only?
I'm old fashioned see, just paid £3 for Jet Set Radio from Amazon! Still playing my DC, Safe!
 (I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post PC (Win/OSX).
But if you've got Jet Set Radio, you don't technically ever need to buy a game ever again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 2:22, Reply)
This is a link post So the documentary film I made is in a competition based on Youtube "likes" I made this!
If we get enough, we could screen at one of the best cinemas in all of Los Angeles and be in the running for $10,000. The top 10 entries with the most "likes" are included in the festival-- and you could make it happen for us. It's no Mr. Splashy Pants, but I believe in the power of b3ta.

The video linked is the trailer to "like" but here is the full rundown of what can be done, as you can also vote on facebook (if you are into that sort of thing, which I know many of you are not)...

It would be a dream come true if we got in and it would help us greatly if you decided to take a brief moment to give us a click. If we end up winning the Grand Prize of $10,000 I would use the money to fly to England for a special screening/b3ta bash as it's better to thank in person and with beer.

That being said, it would also be a great help if this link is up on the popular page, as more people would see it and (hopefully) vote.

Well, I've splayed my spam and since I consider most of you to be pretty friendly, I'd like to keep it that way, so I'll shut up now.

Thanks for any help.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure I understood it
but I liked the exploding violin and am always keen to help a B3tan, so you got your 'like'. I once won $10,000 online in a video comp and some B3tans helped me out.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it's more of a teaser than a trailer, so it doesn't totally go into the narrative of the film
It's about 4 artists who are masters of their craft that find & create music in places you wouldn't expect. They ended up doing some pretty groundbreaking work and even creating some very lovely sounding music along the way.

Thanks for the support. It's pretty reassuring to be able to know that I can count on b3ta in a time of need. You really do get back as much as you put in.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Liked on b3ta, liked on Youtube and liked on fuckbook
Although I like to help out a b3tan (especially one as friendly as you) I actually also think it looks like a really interesting doc. Will have to torrent it at some point ;)

For anyone voting on FB, his vid is on pg 5 of the archlight Cinema page so just skip right to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This. Good luck intesvensk.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Muchas gracias!
I will let everyone know how it goes.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 3:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
and thank you. Good call on pointing out where to find our vid on the facebook page.

As far as I'm concerned, if this film is being torrented, then people are interested in watching it. We haven't been able to afford to make DVDs or any merchandise for the film yet, therefore we can't make any money on it yet (except for donations through the film's website). I'd still like to get the film out there, even if it means we won't make our investment back. We still have some festival possibilities, too, but it's all "in the works".

We do have a ton of free content online that we didn't have room for in the actual film, which you are welcome to have your way with right here: vimeo.com/candela/videos
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 3:26, Reply)
This is a link post The Phantom Shitter Ep5 I made this!
Mike decides enough is enough and confronts said Phantom Shitter
(liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Liking the Predator reference!

(Leemondus, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
thanks. although ANYTIME.... is probably more appropriate
 (liambauckham www.liambauckham.com - Tw@tter = Liambauckham, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:13, Reply)
This is a link post The Human Eye In Slow Motion
best bit at the end, never realised before how fragile and 'floppy' the iris is...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Gross and weird and awesome
I like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Bout...
sums that up!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post We really are revolting creatures up close...

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Speak for yourself!
I'm revolting at all distances.
 (anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic.
Incredible how robotic they are.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Evolved ?
My ass. That's exactly as the lord intended. Wiggles included.
(praise the lord)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Good choice of music
I love Mat Jarvis' stuff.

Damn, high-speed cameras have opened up a whole new layer of wonder, and so much of it is so mesmerisingly disgusting :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Now I wanna go play Portal 2 :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
I know exACTLY what you mean!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post :D I remember someone (might have even been you!) posting a video of a Wheatley puppet on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Twas me
twas awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh :D
I'd love to have a portal gun... it doesn't have to be working, just a prop of sorts :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That puppet was amazing tho,
the bugger even talked, and she did it all herself from scratch, unfuckingbelievable.

I think we all secretly want a portal gun...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Psh, I wish she lived around here, I'd ask for help in making this bloody Daft Punk helmet.
And I think I'd probably end up accidentally killing the world or something if I had a portal gun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You're making a Daft Punk helmet!?
They are a bitch, half 'cos of the metal shininess, half 'cos of the electronics, totally beyond me so utter respect of you're even attempting it!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think I'll bother with the electronics; if anything I'll stick one of those LED belt buckles in the front.
The chrome effect is something I've been worrying about. I was thinking of getting it vacuum formed if spray paint won't work.

And thanks :) I'll post results once it's done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck!
They're a fucking bitch!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post *hopes for the best*
I was planning on buying a bike helmet and building around that. I acquired a 'net' of Thomas' helmet which I can take pieces from and transfer them to linoleum or mat board :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *rummages*
volpinprops.blogspot.com/2010/07/daft-punk-final.html

It's amazing, the number of links I see here and bookmark. If I remember correctly, that guy spent around the $8000 mark. The fact that he had bespoke PCBs made for the lighting should give a fair indication of how super serious he was about the whole project. Personally I prefer my models cheap and cheerful, not white and elephantine.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This.
I don't plan to spend much at all with this project... even if I could I wouldn't. I mean, I calculate the whole thing would probably be around the £40-50 mark, depending on what helmet I get, what material, spray paint (saw a decent can for a fiver yesterday), etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant!
now i want to see the human eye being poked in slow motion
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I experienced
It in real time as a kid...the vitrious fluid went a long way....don't forget kids,always wear eye protection when changing the tyre on your grifter.
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you OK now or -1?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:45, Reply)
This is a link post The curse of the WWE, what is it with deaths, murder and mentalism in wrestling?!
actually thinking about it, i'd say its down to steroid abuse

For those who care, it's Razor Ramon
 (serge, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's horrifying to see
But in fairness to the WWE, they've done everything they can, spend hundreds of thousands on rehab for him, but he just won't quit. When he dies (which we can assume will be soon), it'll be his fault, no-one elses.
 (I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrestling isn't something I follow,
But I read an amazing article on the subject of why so many have issues a few years back.

Page 54 onwards
magazine.shortlist.com/1Q4ce28f17225b2012.cde

Scary stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, will give that a read tomorrow
i really loved it as a kid, i used to watch it when sky first came out, fuck that was like 23 years ago!!!!!! now it just fascinates me, and when you see the fallout for some of the former stars, it's just unbelievable
 (serge, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Its a brilliantly written article,
Also kinda scary that I just looked at a list of wrestlers who have died...... The average age seems to be late 30s, the oldest was 63!

In that article he talks about how they admitted wrestling was fake in order to firstly avoid taxes, but also to classify them as 'entertainers'. Negating the need to conform to regulation that applies to NFL and so on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post how sick does this sound
but do you have a link to that list?
 (serge, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to love the music played when the British Bulldog came out

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I still have a fondness for
the Bushwackers, Hulk Hogan, Doink the Clown, and Jimmy "Supafly" Snukka.

Ultimate Warrior has fallen very, very far in my eyes.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 4:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Just thought I'd put a link here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=as3fkTbJe4A
I'm guessing you've seen this but on the off chance you haven't it's worth your time.
 (MyFakeName, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:46, Reply)
This is a link post This is more like it
A blog with lots of pictures of cats and teddy bears.
this will probably wind up more people than the scorpion thing


 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Squeegasm!!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Best word EVER!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Your latest picture of Nina is gorgeous
She is so beautiful :D
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post She is a beauty
just getting rather large
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Shud I patent it?
I'm pretty sure someone else on teh intertubes will have come up with it before tho (avoids googling in order not to feel let down)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ©

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You are the King of Squee
so you should know!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I do enjoy my squee
especially kittesquee
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU SICK BASTARD!
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent :)

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck sake, makes me sick to my core!
*stirs*
 (I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You are the queen
of squish. Just when Squishiness is needed the mostest.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i just did a squee wee ;)

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ditto.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats more like it!
Cheers for the Squees, love the then and now pic!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:34, Reply)
This is a link post Chocobos Do Not Like iPhone4s I made this!
Warkification of this vid
Don't ask why
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)
This is a link post Justice - Audio Video Disco album teaser
A bit of a different sound to their debut album, but still oh so good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yes!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
great
 (Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post !

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post Eating a Live Giant Scorpion I made this!
we didnt want him to eat the scorpion brcause we had got attached to it, we named him Pinchy...
(adamsmithh, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post If this is what it says it is
fuck off. Animal cruelty is not entertainment.

It's bad enough that you keep spamming your shit without it being disgusting too.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ^totally this. Check his /links history...
My comment on his previous link was along the lines of "not got anyone on 'ignore'. Tempted to make an exception."
This new link hasn't changed my opinion. Not that he'll read this...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh do fuck off
it's no different from bear fucking grylls eating shit he finds. At least he isn't pretending to be some survival expert while he is doing it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell me to fuck off
I don't watch Bear Grylls either.

Ed: Are you going to tell everyone else who doesn't like it to fuck off too or just me?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly Toria, save yourself the effort of typing a reply.
He's a weapons-grade cunt. He's said similar to others for holding differing views to his own.
[edit] Whoa- this is intended as sincere. I hope it doesn't come across as misogynous "there, there don't worry your pretty little head"!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, thanks
Not been on here much lately so have forgotten about things like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I have the same views as the person that posted the video, and a few others in this thread
And cheers for the compliment ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You just told him to fuck off
so I just told you to fuck off. Eat your own dog food.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you always a cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I will give you the benefit of the doubt that this is not what it says it is
but just in case it is, fuck off and never post again

You're trying to make a name for yourself by posting videos of killing living things. Well done, you're about as shit an example of human endeavour as I can think of.

If anyone else is bothered by this, I suggest you simply select the thumbs down icon on the YouTube page and report them for animal abuse.
If you're not bothered by this, never mind, ignore the hippy
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Have a look at his previous vile spammy links
I'm not watching it either but from previous comments I suspect it is what it says it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post He ate it.
:(

a member for 5 years, 3 months and 21 days
has posted 3 messages on the main board
has posted 0 messages on the talk board
has posted 7 messages on the links board
(including 7 links)

Ignore link needs clicking - b3ta.com/users/manage.php?ignore=49132
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It was pretty unpleasant given it was alive when the guy ate it
I couldn't work out exactly why he did it other than 'some thrill,' which isn't really why we want to take life is it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This is just an average lunch
for the chinese, vietnamese and many other asians.

If the guy just stamped on it i could understand your ire. But he ate it so it did serve a purpose....

I'm not a vegetarian so i don't see the difference between eating this or a dead cow..
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Just a wild guess
But I'd go with the 'dead' bit
 (Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
Can't be that you're simply a prick can it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you!
Fuck off and die you utter cunt!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Gross.
And even though it's 'only' a scorpion, it seems a little bit cruel - not the way I imagine the life / food trade off to go, really.

Since arachnid cruelty is low down on most peoples list of nasty - you may be saved from being cunted to fuck. Though I doubt it & hope not.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I really hate scorpions
and they give me the creeps, but there is no need for this. I went to the Donghaumen Night market in Beijing and they had skewers with live scorpions impaled on them waiting to be grilled. It was horrible.

I know it's a pathetic English thing but I am pathetic and English, so I think it's ok.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Its not pathetic at all
Anyone who hurts an animal intentionaly or causes suffering needs their genitals pushed into a belt sander!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm nice touch of hypocrisy there
the next time you intentionally swat a fly or stand on a beatle, I hope your bollocks implode and your face melts like a 4 cheese pizza.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't ever intentionally do either
And nor does anyone who objects to this video.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post BULLSHIT!
That is a pure generalisation, and is paramount to someone saying "I don't lie".
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off!
Another cretin to ignore!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well you took your time
I asked you to ignore me 5 minutes ago after reading your pathetic whiney posts.

Go smoke some fucking granola.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No it is you who is bullshit
Ok i can only speak for myself, I retract the rest of what I said. But I fail to see how your assumption about hypocrisy is any less an assumption. I'm just saying don't apply the standards of your own black and wizened soul to everyone else. What grounds would anyone have to object if they went around causing intentional suffering to insects all the time?

Personally i don't do it and havent since i was about 4 and had enough emotional maturity to empathise. So if I did object i certainly wouldn't be hypocritical. As it happens i dont give a fuck who or what you or the gentlemen in the video choose to kill needlessly. Knock yourselves out.

*edit* but if you try to kill me i'll tear your vas deferens out. Just so we're clear.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *yawn*
Because your human. I can guarantee you have swatted a few flies in your time, you can shout about how saintly you are as much as you want, but you're only lying to yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fine you go on believing that
And that avoiding killing stuff needlessly is saintly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It well sounds like we're in a relationship
I could cut the sexual tension with a knife
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure if you had a cockroach infestation in a cupboard in your kitchen
you wouldn't hand pick them out and place them outside or tell the exterminators to empathize
Edit: nothing personal against you or anything, just think everyone's getting their knickers in a twist really
 (Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post If i knew how to do the underlining thing
I would underline unnecessary. I have no issues with killing stuff as humanely as possible for food or territory. Minor annoyance, a whim, or because the Internet wants to see just isn't a good enough reason for me thats all.

Like i said I'm not trying to moralise or persuade here. Just saying if i found this video offensive it wouldn't be hypocritical.

*edit* likewise - you make a good point and it is actually something I personally do think about and would agonise over. I'm sure many would think it pretty daft.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohh i see, fair enough

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ringo or Paul?

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
I'm not bothered by it at all. I don't see it as animal cruelty, just eating a insect.
 (Night_ninja, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
Another cunt to ignore!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ignore me too while you're at it
you pathetic shite
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Please add me to your list too.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ignore me as well you over reacting cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's an idea - why don't you ignore everyone on here...
By fucking off and posting somewhere else?
 (Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 1:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's alive
also it's an arachnid not an insect
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post so are cows when they get a bolt through their forehead

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post no, they're mammals

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I have never in my life
eaten a live cow.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
No-one's arsed when Grylls does it
Edit: Not to say i think these videos are particularly clever nor do I enjoy them, just saying.
 (Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly!
fucking pussies, "oh someone hurt a little scorpion!", big fucking deal!! Jesus wept, someone call PETA!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah you appear to be a massive cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at you being the fucking man...

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post er
lovely! :/
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post How the hell did you keep going when all you could see was two pincers approaching your face.

(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Have a kitten to make up for it
www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/soldier-cat.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post well done you for your utter contempt of nature
now fuck off
 (I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
Throw out your flyspray peoples...
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post /talk will love this!
you should post it there too

am I doing this right?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK OFF.
that is all.
 (jonnie123, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I for one thought it was awesome
any video that manages to drag a load of cunts out of their tree for an OTT rant about "animal cruelty" involving a fucking scorpion of all things; gets my vote!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That is because you are currently behaving like a spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post OK
Let's see him wrestling a Honey Badger.
After all, it's only a fucking badger of all things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear oh dear
are we going to get into a debate about what animals are okay to kill and what ones aren't? Are we going to argue about basic things such as size? or beauty? Or maybe argue about its level of intelligence. Or maybe just its rating on the anti-karma table?

I'd like to see him eat YOU whole and live next, if possible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post If you like,
but posting a "look at me eating a scorpion" video on the internet has nothing to do with subsistence. It is merely doing it for the hell of it, which is wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Now who's over-reacting?
That was clearly a humorous post and you've gone off on one.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post No it wasn't
just read the ones he posted prior, getting on his high horse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post True
Lentils have feelings too :(
 (I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh come on people, getting wound up about a man 'eating' a CGI scorpion...I thought better of you...pathetic. Fake and GHEY!
 (wheresmejumpa from the dark side of the womb, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm ANGRY
but i'm not quite sure what about
 (I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like the idea of the video, but I think the reactions of people are slightly OTT.
If you ever go further east than Hackney, I advise you to shut your peepers.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Loud chortlings produced :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Personally, I'm impressed.
Not wanting to get into an argument, I don't consider this as animal cruelty.
I'd be angry if they were pulling it's legs off and filming it.
I also wasn't aware you could eat a live scorpion, so at very least, it's informative.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Although unnecessarily cruel...
...I think that people on here are taking an exception to this because you are a Trustafarian cunt-hole.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!
What's been going on here then?

Oh, it's a man doing exactly what Itv show on 'I'm a celebrity' during prime time.Not big or clever, but hardly worthy of the level of vitriol that is already at bursting point.It looked like it was over pretty quick.

I was a vegetarian for 10 years (by choice).
But i wouldn't think twice about swatting flies or those wasp muthafuckers.

And Mosquitoes can get to fuck with their killing around a million people each year.
 (Tivert, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Im not sure what internets everyone else travels.......
but this sort of shite is all over mine :/
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
If you're amazed at unnecessary vitriol, you must not be that familiar with the internet
 (Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING MOSQUITOES! Absolute monolithic bastards!
Although there's a few articles on NewScientist about
how scientists are genetically engineering them.
Interesting reading I must say
 (I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work
Just one of your five a day
 (I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post My 2 cents
I come to B3ta to cheer up and have a giggle.
Ethics completely aside for one moment - this is not the sort of thing that fits in around here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew this place had its fair share of right on liberals
but fucking hell, get a grip you self righteous twats.
 (boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post As i said above.
I couldn't care less about the scorpian. But is the video entertaining? No; not to me- it is a scruffy man eating. Is it informative? No. Is it funny? Nope. Is it some guy on an ego trip trying to impress people by doing something gross? Bingo!
I'm afraid I don't have a lot of time for people like that. What next, he eats his own shit and posts it? Would anyone find that any more entertaining?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point

(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I must say
if he posted a video of himself eating his own shit I would watch it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking neo marxist cunts
Coming round here with their scorpion rights agenda.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Regardless of your views on animal rights, I think there's one thing we can all agree on
Namely that this poster is obviously a massive Spamcunt.

Do fuck off, there's a good chap
 (Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Also.....
SPAMCUNT
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This place aint half bad, ya know...
Whatever your take on the poster, and yes, he definitely does seem to be a Spamcunt, there are an awful lot of posters willing to share their own opinions on the subject. I really am not taking the piss.I find watching B3tans discussing the morality issues over a pointless but subjective video more entertaining than the video itself.
 (Tivert, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post There's an interesting question about consciousness here isn't there
It's one of the bits of my philosophy degree that I still think about from time to time. Basically I don't believe for a moment that insects, arachnids, worms, slugs, snails, oysters etc have any kind of consciousness, they simply don't have the processing power. Assuming they aren't conscious, they can't suffer.

It's impossible to test of course, but I reckon they are more akin to little robots carrying out actions without thought than like higher creatures.

I reckon pretty much any vertebrate can experience suffering, though a lot of people would probably disagree that reptiles are conscious. Some people would probably disagree about fish as well, notably vegetarians who eat fish. It seems pretty clear the octopi and squid are switched on as well.

So anyway yeah on that basis I don't reckon there's any cruelty involved in eating a live scorpion any more than there is eating a live oyster.

Feel free to disagree, no-one can prove it one way or the other for certain so it's a purely philosophical question really. And I'm not about to eat a scorpion alive or otherwise. But I do very much like eating oysters alive and i don't reckon there's anything wrong with that.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with this...
I have never understood vegetarians who eat fish, that's just like a tea totaler drinking only wine....
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're spot on
nice to see someone use some logic on the subject.

I feel some people aren't conscious either, they do such stupid things that they couldn't possibly all be concscious, just saying like...
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Having had several reptiles as pets
I can tell you they are definitely conscious and anyone who disagrees is a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb.
Now eat your own cock.


Then fuck off.
 (UTB, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
could not have put it finer myself. Well done Sir!
 (shipman, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Well this has
certainly stirred the hornets scorpions nest. Also, SPAM.
 (Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus talk about an OTT reaction!
you would be the first to kill it with hammers if it was in your tent or sleeping bag, probably be up for a witchetty grub too, why don't you vent your frustrations on ITV and the stupid "GET ME OUTTA HERE!" Shite they ceaselously produce or Gordon Ramsays puffin habit? I'll bet all of you have slapped a mosquito or fly. Just because it's bigger doesn't make it more wrong he just couldn't fit a panda in his mouth. I'd eat an ant for a bet.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you just stumbled upon
another pet hate of mine; albeit slightly irrational. 'I'd do it for a bet' or; 'I wouldn't normally do this, but it is for charity'. Bullcrap. People who say this ALWAYS want to do it to impress their mates but want the comfort zone in case is doesn't. Then they have a fall back posistion. They want to be daring, eccentric or LOLWACKY but instantly prove they aren't by filming it, sponsoring it or telling all their friends about it. True daring, eccentrics and whacky people just do this stuff and wonder why anyone else gives a shit when they find out.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly
The number of responses this cruel shit has elicited plays right into the hands of the silly Troll.

Bye bye cruel, silly Troll.
*Ignore

p.s. you have truly fuck-ugly hair
 (I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)
This is a link post Puss in boots artwork
fora book Ithink. Pretty like : ) innit?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Those are some real pretty pictures.
Would make nice decorations for a nursery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I think monitors looping the links either side of this

(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You scallywag, you!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 0:12, Reply)
This is a link post Family Feud question: What do you put in your mouth but not swallow?
Can you guess the answer?
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh... God... she... didn't...
Well... obviously she did :)
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post She's got that look...
The look of love fantastic sex.
 (teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Her name is Magen? WTF?
Also is the answer a ball gag?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, if they can't pronounce Megan properly...
...one can hardly expect them to spell it right!

Now, if only people would stop using surnames as first names.

Names like Taylor go at the end God damn it!
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The host reminds...
...me of Richard Pryor if he'd stayed off the coke, ho's & booze!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post this^^

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
I thought she'd say penis, congrats for going that extra yard dear :D
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved the extreme difficult silence afterwards
Even Ricky Gervais cant come up with cringe worthy moments of this callibre.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

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