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This is a link post Insane Water Surge - Switzerland

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Video is all green and I can make nothing out?

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Upgrade to an Ipad
I can see it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Upgrade scellotape me to an Ipad antelope
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's the closest game of pooh sticks I've ever seen.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Audible lol here...
Audilol
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post A giant monster just flushed his toilet.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a link post Marxist reviews of Mr Men books
Gritty 1970s realism of Mr Small and his pals.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
That would be have been a nice dissertation relief about 5 years ago.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post How rare!
In other news: Hello stranger!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
I know I'm not around these parts much at the moment, I do lurk occasionally when work permits. Term is over so more time :)
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You were the first person who was nice to me on B3ta.
Now they all know who to blame for me sticking around
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww!
Wow,I'm amazed I have had the flaming pitchforks after me ;)

Glad you've stuck around - I'm rather fond of the song videos.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the Mr Strong review.
"One feels he would be just as horrified as Nietzsche himself was by the anti-Semitism of Wagner."
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a link post Interesting Job

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised that he's still standing
If those were live rounds, surely he's be flung back against that wall, and may or may not explode.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post No, not really.
It is just being hit by a tray with a little round like that.

It would fucking smart though.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay
the .762 at the end would have hurt like a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, actually, that's the one that I was more referring to.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't bugde
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP5PwdEvaTw&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Where do the rounds
go?
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking that too
In the movies they get knocked over, and you think your hero is dead
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Pedant Alert:
7.62. As in 7.62mm. .762 suggests you're using inches, which would mean a 1.9cm calibre round (like something you'd fire from an aircraft), which would DEFINITELY hurt.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Standard NATO round

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope. That's a 7.62×39mm Soviet round
The old NATO was 7.62×51mm, and the current standard NATO round is 5.56×45mm
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The 51 is still used.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this explains everything.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu0LJtbWBTg&feature=player_detailpage#t=27s
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly, of course there is something special about their level of knowledge
wouldn't you agree colour sergeant?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGlSJgDsvTM&t=12m32s
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, typo.
My bad - NATO use 7.62 for Chain guns and GPMG, but not for any assault rifle I can think of?
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a link post Stinky Stickers
I was having a wee reminisce about these and wondering if they were still mass-produced or available on Ebay. Turns out Ebay is your best bet, but I don't remember this one and wonder how it got through the "should we, shouldn't we" decision making process at Trend Corporation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Reminded me, Alien Sex Fiend once put a single out called 'Smells like shit' with a scratch-n-sniff label
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell that takes me back.
Before the day governments regulated what chemicals you could expose a kid to.
If you took a "Happy birthday" one and a "Hot stuff pizza one" and placed them under your tongue you tripped your tits off.*






may contain fibs
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Scratch and sniff porno's
could be ok.
 (Sherbs, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh aye
I should imagine manky whores smell fuckin lovely
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:48, Reply)
This is a link post UN helicoptor crash in Afghanistan.
Amazing that anyone survived this crash and also that the rescue people went in whilst the motor was still going mental.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch
And I can't believe people were standing in the plane of the still-spinning and very mangled rotor blades. Common sense appears to be in short supply.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think military troops are hired for their critical thinking
There are only so many smart people in the world, and we need them to keep the nuclear reactors from cooking and the LHC spinning.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
But you'd think that with so many other threats to their safety in that environment their lives they'd want to keep away from the spinny blades of death.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they're just nice chaps who wanted to help out?
Perish the thought though, eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Bagsy being on jams side in the upcoming China/russia world war.
Evil Andies squad are not team players.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post We're only recruiting those with a survival instinct anyway
No point having a squad full of lemmings.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You could certainly help
without standing around like lemons next to the spinny blades of death.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Or maybe switch it off?

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't switch off an out-of-control turbine
You either wait for it to run out of fuel or swamp it with foam.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Most machinery
has a big red button you can thump. Not really practical on aircraft though :/
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't comment on this particular helicopter as I don't know the type.
Most aircraft though will have at least two methods to shut down the engines, the normal engine master switches and some bloody great red fire handles. Usually those fire handles are either mechanically connected to fuel valves, or wired in such a manner that a break in electrical continuity closes the valves.

This doesn't always work though, see the Qantas A380 incident at Changi for example...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess my first aid training of "take the keys out of the ignition" doesn't apply to helicopters
How about sticking a potato up its exhaust?
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard that you don't use a mobile whilst serving in Afghanistan as the Taliban use scanners to pick out numbers
Not sure if these people would want their full name and rank published.
[ninja edit]
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ooof
must.. resist... pointing... out.... mistakes... in that last sentence. Gaaaaah /gasp

edit: damn, ninja'ed, now (once again) I look like a raving weirdo
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post My brother did several tours out there
and got a better mobile signal on the far side of the Hindu Kush than he did in his living-room in Swindon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he go with Thomas Cook?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post New Worlds, John Baker
A lovely bit of Radiophonic Workshop goodness that some of you may recognise.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the oingy boingy plinkyplonkiness of the Radiophonic Workshop!!
Makes me smile.
EDIT - And now I've worked out where I've heard the last couple of bars before!
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the RPW
!
 (I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a link post Who buys an automatic watch winder....
Came across this on amazon and then read the comment.......and the comments to the comment......true or fake buyer?
 (Studentken is looking for motivation on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose it might have use for someone running a watch shop?
Winding up 100s of watches might be a bit of a bore
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It is more for the very rich
who have a large watch collection.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post True product, bloody expensive version though.
One of my design jobs is watches.

Each pocket rotates.

An automatic movement with a counterweight winder will run itself flat in a few days of non motion.

If you have a collection of these then you store them in a cabinate like this one so as to keep them wound.

[edit]
There is a practical reason for not letting a mechanical run down too.
You can't set some within a few hours of midnight because the extra tension caused by the date wheel turning is enough to break the workings.

Moon phase dials need to be set at certain times of the year to be accurate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post fair points....
thank you Amadeus and Rob as it now makes sense as to why you would want it to hold more than one watch. Still a bit steep though!
 (Studentken is looking for motivation on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Steep? It's effing vertical!
A single watch winder can be got for around 20 quid.
4 watches under a hundred in a nice finish.

6 seems to be a lot more expensive for some reason though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I have one that charges by light.
Just keep it in my bathroom window when not wearing it.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post BiggestNizzy
Apparently: www.b3ta.com/questions/crapgadgets/post1374533
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post what if you've got no arms...
it would be useful for a man with no arms...
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post As they say in that there London:
'Ave you got the time on yer, cock?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post they are
pendulous
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake.
Obviously a wind up.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post my dad has one,
I don't imagine he paid that much for it though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post BWM?
Must be a new car manufacturer.
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Banker's With Money?

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The Beeb online does have its days.
This also made me laugh:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18735228
'Domain names are the words humans use, such as bbc.co.uk, for websites.'

Must have been a reptilian intern.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Black Willy Mens.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post *Thank* you!
For being as childish as me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post bumming with mother?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post biscuits with milk?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Bakers
With Macaroons?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Bored with muff?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a link post Stone Roses - Heaton Park FULL GIG (29/6-2012)
Some clever lad has trawled through Youtube and stitched together the 'better' quality clips of the Stone Roses concert to give a full gig of reasonable quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I would imagine it smells of piss
if Friday night was anything to go by.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post If I was Ian Brown I'd tell the crowd to shut the fuck up

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I bet there's nothing worse
than 75000 devoted fans a night singing along to your songs
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Being Ian Brown would be worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and at least *some* of the crowd'll be able to sing in tune.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post He needs them to make it sound better.
His voice is shot although he's never really been able to sing.
I prefer the stuff he did on his own.
 (Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's like watching your teacher dance at the school disco..embarrassing & pathetic.
Go back to the grave, monkey dads.
 (loci, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah no-one over 20 should ever appear in public
Let alone ones that can sell 225000 tickets. No-one wants to see that.

You idiot.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Over 20?..they are nearly 50, you idiot.
 (loci, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post *rolls eyes*
You really aren't very bright, are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post dont need to watch....
i was there on the sat night! pretty incredible atmosphere!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a link post Football, and all that
Sorry. Anyway, it's a twitter feed from a Times journalist tweeting from the Magistrates Court appearance of John Terry regarding alleged racist abuse.

Unintentionally quite funny. It all goes a bit Derek and Clive when discussing what was actually said.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you allowed to use Twitter in court now?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Only under certain circumstances
There has to be an application to the judge who then has to allow it, and if using a phone it is supposed to have all it's other functions turned off, although I know this isn't possible.

*waves from the Crown Court*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck with your appeal

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll never take me alive copper!
etc etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Is there a footballer out there or indeed anyone who has anything remotely to do with football that isn't a twat?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post No
Not on current evidence
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post jimmy hill?
oh no wait
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post One
b3ta.com/links/816787
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's kind of the other extreme though, isn't it?
Is there one out there who is just, well, 'alright'?

Or better still, normal?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Weirdly
Robbie Savage is surprisingly nice in person (in my experience), despite looking like a complete wazzock.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see that. He does comes across alright/normal in interviews.
But then he has ridiculous hair and drives a white lamborghini
www1.pictures.fp.zimbio.com/Robbie+Savage+Out+Wilmslow+UK+Lamborghini+-4yGdwQGRMFl.jpg

I always assumed Paul Scholes might be alright. Seems quite a humble person contrasted with his remarkable ability.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought Didier Drogba was a twat
then he meant and built a hospital out of his own wodge in his home village, just to prove me wrong
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, talk about confirmation bias

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Quiet you.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah - I like this tweet:
Ferdinand now asked to show the court what a "shagging gesture" looks like
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post So childish
isn't it? It's like two schoolkids in the headmaster's office: 'Yeah, sir, but he said such and such about my Mum....'
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved the follow up tweet too:
For clarity, "shagging gesture" demonstrated by Ferdinand in court was fist clenched, right arm across midriff, arm pumped to and fro
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post Rat attacks sluggish cats!

(Bole982, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post HA HA FUCK YOU CATS RATS 4 EVA

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post RaCaC

(Leemondus, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The rat is controlled by a parasite in its brain.
It forces the rat to confront its preferred host, the cat.
 (Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post So am I.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Proof that god exists and has a wicked sense of humour

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post In Russia, rat traps you!

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a link post Man goes gun crazy during tense TV debate
in Jordan
 (I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a link post What is the HIggs Boson? I made this!
In case you heard the rumblings from the LHC last week, and the subsequent rush to explain what on Earth it means, we thought we would put together a little video to explain what a Higgs Boson really is...
(I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
*Click*
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Left handed people can just fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That's...
...a very nicely done explanation - good analogy with the clapping.
 (I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
*clickityclickclick*
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I am not going to pretend I understood that.
My tiny mind just can't handle the numbers and apparently counter intuitive logic involving quantum physics.

So the higgs particle is made up of other particles that have no mass but has a mass of 125keV and creates a field that gives mass to some particles but not to all particles.

Good effort in trying to explain it but my brain just rejects that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post No.
The Higgs boson doesn't create the Higgs field. The field has been there all along. The field is not created by any particle. The Higgs boson interacts with the Higgs field, so if we can find the boson then we can infer the existance of the field. Other particles also interact with the field. It is the field which confers mass on particles, not the boson as so many mainstream media outlets keep repeating.
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 3:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That is truly magnificent thanks so much for that
I love science but only have a very basic knowledge of it and this explains things in a way I wouldn't have understood in technical terms.

*Click*
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!
I think I actually learnt something then.
I wish you'd been my teacher at school etc.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really rather lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Consistantly brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This is quite nice!
And the animation is superb! I like happy particles.
 (I helped save b3ta! DisgruntledGoat, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Two point three times ten to the minus twenty-five kilograms
I see!
 (I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post impressive
most impressive
 (I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 14 Jul 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post erm
so this Higgs field is sort of God then yeah?
 (I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a link post Something for pcmechanic to enjoy and admire

(I helped save b3ta! ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post No whet stone to sharpen?
Pffttttt
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS regarding pcmechanic?

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Famous b3ta knife maker.
Don't say his name too loudly or he'll appear...
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Or three times
and we've used up two already
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I think PCMechanic would have done a better job an folded the steel a few dozen times.
That knife would shatter the first time you parried with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Now you've done it!
Can't you count? 3 times he said!!

*searches for rosary beads*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I regret nothing.
*uses freshly acquired set of rosary beads*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post surely...
...you can turn any knife-sized piece of metal into an Awesome Knife

...if you have a furnace, anvil, hammer and other miscellaneous knife making equipment...?
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a link post /talk users being switched off.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post So, BBC anti-US sentiment reflected even in a story like this?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Anti-US sentiment?
Eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Lost me too...

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I read the headline as "big bad FBI turns off the internet"
why not "FBI cracks criminal internet gang?"
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaah!

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Diverts users to a 'FBI approved' website to check for viruses.
*pppfffttt*
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post an

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post am

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post a
A discussion happened many years ago at work as to whether a car should be referred to when written as 'an MG' or 'a MG' - apparently the latter is correct (I lost the argument - still seems wrong to me)
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I stayed out of it as I knew I woz rite

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Fellow Jampots are meant to stick together you know!

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The story basically states
"FBI fix broken internet, provides handy website to test if you are effected".

How the HELL did you get an anti american story out of that?!
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Just from the headline.
And this is B3ta after all!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You win!
From the Collins Dictionary of English Usage:-
"Where the indefinate article is followed by an abbrieviation in the form of letters, the form follows the sound of the letter rather than the word it represents"
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
TP is correct: it should be "an", as in "an Em Jee".
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What if you have a/an citroen?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post a citroen.
an lemon.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You calling my 2 liter Xsara picasso with collapsing trolly and ample bootspace a lemon?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Uhm Yes!... No?
I don't know.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, OK.
Thing is, though, the gang was cracked in the past. This story is related, but it's not the same. So the headline "Thousands face internet loss as FBI shuts off servers" I took to be a fairly neutral one, on the grounds that thousands do face internet loss, because the FBI is shutting down servers.

If there's bias there, it's not in the headline. It's in the reality.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
oooohhh... damn you and your logic!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Shush it colonial.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe it is because the coffee has not kicked in yet...
but this whole article seems strangely written to me. does anything other than humans use the internet?
'Domain names are the words humans use, such as bbc.co.uk, for websites.'
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post because the FBI are Illuminati lizard people, dummy

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, yeah... silly me, i forgot
it makes sense now.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This is a link post Babies that look like Mark E Smith
I think that title describes the link quite succinctly.
 (I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHA!
*snort* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
MORE!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Fabulous stuff - officelols abound.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The second one is perfect!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)
This is a link post Seen this yet? Scottish Ninjas
Plenty of swords, blood and kilts to be had here.
(Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Fuckin brilliant that!
Loved the animation and timing, spot on!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Made me smile
Not perfect but hey, what is and made me smile :)
 (Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post haha braw :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:35, Reply)
This is a link post The Dance of the Plastic Army Men
Good for more than just melting!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 6:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Inspired, simple and bloody entertaining.

:)
 (Sand Squid Capt Kirk was a sex god!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This,
but double!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Lovely :)
 (loci, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:38, Reply)
This is a link post Yes. I can blame the bullying.
someone said "You should this post to link board"
 (InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post they mean /talk silly

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 3:36, Reply)
This is a normal post And by /talk
they mean https://menshn.com/chat/entrepreneur ----->
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone also said 'Fuck off'
But you didn't listen to them.

I think it was me.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 3:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Terrible bullying by Moggy there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 4:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
Terrible bullying of Tsukamaro Kimura too. Poor chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You are becoming very boring Moggy
Perhaps you need to find another avenue to show your work?

Or perhaps I just dont care any more...
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 4:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
糞野郎
 (InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 5:47, Reply)
This is a normal post

私は口の中、食動物毛皮のような偽日本人とのたわごとを食べるかを特定。親切に距離や移動は、2 番目の時間を愚弄しなければなりません。
 (I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 6:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Google came up with 'Shit asshole'
Like I said before, tiresome.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 6:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Not just tiresome
but repetitive and a one trick pony. Perhaps we should redirect his furry vore self over to the kind folks at e621.
 (I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 6:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Dare I google that at work?
Edit: Got home and had a look, I thought I couldn't be freaked out by anything on the net anymore but that is right up there. 'Shudders'
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 6:31, Reply)
This is a normal post you changed
you used to be cool
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 4:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Just read through the news article - that is actually really disgusting...

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that is bloody horrible. Poor kid.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I smell hipster...

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 3:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Have a shower then
You flannel wearing bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 9 Jul 2012, 4:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha!

(softporn 70's sink fixer, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Trumpets
are the new Ukelele
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Did Hackney have a colliery?
This is OK as far as it goes, but they lack the depth, richness of tone and "oomph" of proper Northern brass.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post No
Hackney is one of those places, where if you were born there, you are unlucky, if you moved there, you are a wanker
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^, ^this^ and ^this^ again.
Cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You should see what they did to green lanes.
Used to be a quiet area with good mob connections and all the cheap fruit and veg you could want from drug fronts.

Now it's "Trendy" and the place has gone to shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
hackneyhipsterhate.tumblr.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)

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