Japanese telly pranks
Includes intimidating flash mobs of a sort, a Gaijin who ogles totty wearing a Union Jack design top then goes with the flow, and lots of naked men in a bath. Something for everybody.
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Varmint, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:24,
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You're angling for a strike through.
Edit: That last lady wasn't happy about getting smacked in the face by a great big swingy ball was she? There's no pleasing some folk.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:06,
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Happy enough to consent to broadcast though.
I had more sympathy for the first roly poly falling in front of the on-coming hoard.
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Varmint, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:34,
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That was far better than I was expecting
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:43,
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Haha
The first part made me nostalgic for this clip (can't find a clean version).
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:51,
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*nokia ring tone plays*
HELLO?
NO, I'M ON /LINKS.
/LINKS.
NAH, IT'S SHIT.
THEY ALL KEEP GOING ON ABOUT THAT RAPIST ASSANGE.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:08,
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NOT ONLY THAT, PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE ARE SOULLESS CUNTS.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:38,
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essex boys full movie
enjoy the film oh thats right u cant im on ignore lol
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
I don't know who you are or why you should be on ignore.
But I'm feeling that I should have a natural loathing.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Desert Sessions - Making a Cross
One of the best things I've heard from the DS.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Love 9&10 in particular
Such a great project. The QOTSA re-record of I Wanna Make it is travestial :(. No PJ, no Twiggy, what was the point?
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:47,
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Is it wrong that owning all of the Desert Sessions
feels like one of my proudest achievements...?
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 0:11, Reply)
Flying snakes
Does exactly what it says in the title box.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:33,
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Rip off. Let's see it fly from the ground.
it's just falling in a very cool style.
*and it is very cool*
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:52,
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hehe, love these :)
Quite funny watching the crew scamper after them.
Not convinced by that student at the end; I can't see how this will revolutionise flight seeing as it's more of a parachute. And we already have those.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:12,
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A parachute made from rope
Which is pretty useful stuff to know if you ever find you packed the climbing kit rather than the parachute
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:59,
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ah ha! I was wondering how this could ever be useful, butyou have solved this quandry
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 0:07, Reply)
judging by that video, it didn't look like the researcher had any command of the aerodynamics at all
Which is understandable for a biologist, I suppose
I think it was a bit premature of them to be talking about the revolutionary aircraft designs that might come of it. it simply seemed to jump and glide slightly longer than normal by flattening itself out. It's undulations simply might be a way to stabilise itself, the way some people whirl their arms when jumping.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 3:50,
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Fat bloke's cardboard cut-out cloning experiment.
I made this!
I have no idea, really.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:24,
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I was watching some 'youve been framed' type show on TV in toulouse over the weekend
and one of your videos was on it. The one where you moved the backround out the way as the train approached. Cheeky cunts.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:49,
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Really?
They never told me about that, the cheeky bastards.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 1:32,
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Do you film the shot on a locked off tripod, then add the camera wobble when you've done the effects?
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:01,
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After Effects I believe. He's very good at it just like Sheep!
I've dabbled a bit and hope to get better.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 0:09,
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You're comparing me to Sheep!?
I'm honoured. He was one of the first people on here I truly thought was amazing!
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 3:05,
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...and here I am again!!!1
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 3:04,
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Bulls versus Humans
You can't invent a more idiotic sport, let's make a bull angry and see what happens when we release him in the streets.
No gore but brutal
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
I have nothing but the highest regard for participants of this sport............
and could watch them gore, maim and perform major smackdowns and knockouts on idiotic humans for hours.
Viva Bully!!!!!
EDIT: I've changed my sig to read Bullocks in appreciation of my new bovine heros!
EDIT EDIT: to paraphrase beetlejuice 'I've watched a hundred times and it just keeps getting funnier!'
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:39,
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Brutally deserved by most of the twats in that video, I'd hazard
Nice when one managed to leap onto the presumed safety of that little roof.
Not so easy when it's a fair fight, is it! Numpty humans.
edit:that last bloke, in the pink, got quite a beating, the twat
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:39,
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The last bit when the bull runs him into the wall was great.
I liked the chap who got his foot tangled in the line too. Must have been worrying.
They get what they were all looking for by the looks of it. Why else would you tease a bull?
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Pig Bodine., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:00,
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Deary me
well I hope all the people featured in that being gored, trampled, or tossed about genuinely felt pain, fucking wankers
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:01,
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Ahahahahahaha
Take that shitcunts.
(Real men would have sharpened the horns and strapped daggers to the hooves.)
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Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:45,
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Which is better, drunken Spaniard or Bull?
There's only one way to find out...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:03,
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Recently, in Catalonia, they banned bull fighting because it is cruel.
They have, however declared this to be OK and to continue as it is Catalan national heritage. I think the term is "go figure"
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:05,
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That's horrific.
The only upshot is it might do some extra damage to others with the addition of flames.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:13,
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Oh, for the return of shell suits!
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:16,
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Fucking hell
Is Spain on some mentalist acid trip or something?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:24,
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I think so, yes.
We get this stuff on the telly.
There's more.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:30,
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:/
Christ, what warped spazzcake actually finds stuff like this entertaining or hilarious? It is completely beyond me
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:53,
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Why do Spaniards hate bulls so much?!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:07,
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hahahahahah
eat hoof evil backwards man
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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:06,
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9 real life nyancats.
C'mon everyone, spread the hate :s
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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iphone 5 promo vid.
This really could be a game-changer.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:55,
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Well this deserves more comments
What with it being awesome and everything
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:35,
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I've watched it
And I very much agree with you.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:55,
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Br i-lliant
This is so true and funny and pathetic at the same time--I need to share this with some virtual friends so they can tell me how to feel about it!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:42, Reply)
The Phantom Menace - Jedi Council Meeting
NSFW
Qui-Gon's meeting with the Jedi Council doesn't go as expected...
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
48 Hours to stop the big brother law
I do declare this to be the seal of Sir Ron.
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Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:02,
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The Lives Of Others was a stunning film, everyone should see it.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:04,
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K-9 too, we could be here a while.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:13,
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Another 48 Hours?
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:14,
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It is... but...
www.b3ta.com/questions/footinmouthtwo/post1706383
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:30,
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Eek.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:35,
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Yeah.
Not my finest hour.
Fortunately, I think that alcohol blunted things a bit. I mean, we work in the same department, and we've spoken since. Not best mates, but civil, and friendly.
Which is a relief.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:37,
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We've all been there, to an extent.
I hope you don't scowl at this person :D
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:40,
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I saw you about three weeks back outside the train station, you were scowling at the bus stop as you approached it, honestly!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:54,
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Are you stalking me?
If not, you should be. I'm really interesting.
In a scowly sort of way.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:58,
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Nope.
Just on my way into town, was going to shout over to say hello but was running late.
You also looked seriously pissed off at that bus stop as you walked by it.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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Hmmm.
If it was about 10 days ago, rather than three weeks, it was because I was on my way to London, for the second time that morning. I got as far as Stockport on the first attempt before realising I'd left something at home that I needed, so had to turn around and try again. I was pretty annoyed at that.
Other than that... well, it might just have been the sun in my eye.
You really should say hello, though. I've got no idea who you are, but you seem to see me all over the place.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:04,
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Photographic memory, absolute pain.
I'll shout over next time though mate.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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Having just watched that film now
I feel like I've just been catching up on what I missed by reading back the typed up notes of this conversation. Weird.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:23,
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I guess thanks to FaceTwit
we're ALL Stasi now.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:30,
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Wow, my mind is mental.
It makes me sing that last post as Slade going "Mamaa we're all Stasssiiii nowww" Then of course it suggests I go find some Youtube video of Slade singing it. I assume it must just meant singing the original, but what do I find?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wq0UcIephw
"At the time in the UK Slade were as dead as Elvis and embarked on a visit to the DDR where they recorded this footage as well as ripping through the old Slade Classic 'Mama Weer All Crazee Now'."
Not so crazy after all.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:33,
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You want me to give up my email, name, postcode and phone number
to stop a Big Brother Law?
It's just giving them a list of people to start on when the law passes ;)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:06,
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there's 68920 people who probably should have read your post first........
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:35,
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"76,514 people have signed up already. Help us reach 75,000"
How do I delete my sig then? ;)
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:58,
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It's okay, any extra go into the Rollover Jackpot next week
They need 150,000 viewers to save Celebrity Big Brother.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:28,
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romper stomper
NSFW
i dont do racist bollox, but i hope you all enjoy the film
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:45, Reply)
Not as good as this classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jt4RtXJGAg
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:52,
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they both have a place, side by side in my heart for being ground breaking films. Romper stomper had possibly the longest fight scene id ever seen until the raid came along about 2 months ago
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 0:10, Reply)
Best death scene ever.
Tru fax
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 1:02,
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George Galloway keeps digging.
"What occurred is not rape as most people understand it. And it's important to note that the two women involved did not initially claim it."
Well it's rape in Swedish law and probably UK too from the comments.
And if a woman doesn't report someone for rape straight away she looses the right to?
Maybe this is all a big old plot to get assange to the U.S.
However a conspiracy theory cannot exempt someone from investigation can it?
If they really wanted him there's enough CIA in the Americas to be able to grab him.
And why didn't they make an extradition request like they have with others wanted by the states?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:21,
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If it's alright with you, I'll save myself a few minutes of reading, and skip straight to "George Galloway is a cunt".
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:27,
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The more this goes on the more i can't help but think Assange is guilty of something, his behaviour seems very irrational, it's not like Sweden wouldn't give him a fair trial and his innocence would be denied.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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Dunno.
If he's innocent, I can see why he'd feel paranoid and so may act irrationally as a result.
Don't think he's doing himself any favours, though.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:28,
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If he'd have done himself a favour...
...Instead of asking those nice Swedish girls, he wouldn't be in this mess.
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:14,
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Or perhaps not asking those nice Swedish girls
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:15,
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He really is a first class pillock that guy
Jo Swinson points it out squarely on the head:
"As a public figure, rather than obsessing on conspiracy theories he should be sending a very clear signal to any victim of sexual violence that sex without consent is always rape."
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:43,
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He buggered off on the people who voted him in by going on Big Brother, only to humiliate himself by doing so.
Ridiculous and an ego on legs, he has no concept of responsibility, he shafted all the people he was elected to help.
My comment was regarding Galloway, obviously.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:58,
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I found out out yesterday that the women aren't even pressing charges.
Sweden are.
Galloway's a bellend of the highest order but to be honest I agree with most of what he's saying. It stinks of a set-up, and this ISN'T rape as most people understand it. He bust a condom and in the heat of the moment, didn't tell her. Is that rape as most people understand it? A girl who fancied him took him to bed and shagged him, and then she awoke having sex with him later. Is that rape as most people understand it? Well technically in Sweden, yes, but over there they have some mental rape laws. You can be convicted of rape for "talking someone into" sex over there, as in putting emotional pressure on someone. In which case about 99% of men have been guilty of rape at one point.
Making the missus / girlfriend feel guilty because you've not had a shag for a couple of weeks? If she gives in and lets you jump on, you could be a rapist and face 4 years in Sweden.
So yeah, I think Assange should go and defend himself, but if Sweden want him so badly, let them promise they won't give him to the yanks. But that won't happen because Assange knows that the instant he sets foot on Swedish soil the Americans will put pressure on Sweden, the 'rape' case will be given a perfunctory hearing before being thrown out, and Assange will be whisked away to the Land Of The Free to answer to terrorism charges and a possible death sentence.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:12, Reply)
I'll agree with Leemondus on this one.
Assange has every right to be scared. America's not happy that their (really) dirty secrets have been aired. Just look at Bradley Manning. Over 800 days imprisoned without trial in solitary confinement. The legal maximum is a fraction of that.
The press is definitely not to be trusted on this one as they are on a frightening smear campaign. Assange does come across as an asshole but his intentions are good.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/julian-assange-the-rolling-stone-interview-20120118
This is a fairly good interview.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:24,
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I kind of agreed with him too...
...not entirely though.
If we take the attitude that all sexual endeavours MUST be preceded by the verbal or written consent of both parties then pretty much everyone on the face of the planet and throughout history who's had sex is a rapist.
Waking up to a bloke shagging you who you were a willing participant in sexual contact with a few hours earlier? Grey area. Extremely grey.
If she protested and he continued, then it's rape. If she went along with it or just resigned herself to it, then it's not.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)
Grey area?
GREY AREA? Are you a fucking psychopath?
Suppose someone invites you to their house for a meal, and then a few hours later you're hungry again. Would it be acceptable to let yourself in and raid the pantry? Would it even be a grey area?
If you're in bed next to a sleeping person, in what world would it be even vaguely morally or legally permissible to start having sex with him or her, on the grounds that he or she was willing in the past?
Honestly, now: do you really think that it's a grey area?
And if she resigned herself to it - do you really think that that makes it OK? Suppose someone threatens you with a broken bottle unless you hand over your wallet. You resign yourself to the loss of the wallet, and go along with the demand in order to avoid getting injured. Have you been less robbed? I doubt it. Now suppose that someone confronts a woman with a broken bottle and demands sex. Again, she might decide to let him have sex with her because, all things considered, that'd be better than being glassed. Now, if the robbery was still robbery (and I'd contend that it was), doesn't this imply that this would still be rape? (Again, I'd contend that it would.) And if it's still rape, then it must be so in spite of the woman having resigned herself to it. Your claim amounts to the idea that it's impossible to be raped if resistance would be futile or counterproductive.
And that's idiotic.
I mean: I don't want to come across all righteous anger... but you really are a complete and utter moral failure if you honestly adhere to the claims you've just made.
EDIT: I'm clearly concentrating on the moral aspect of the claim. Legally, you're just flat out wrong.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:42,
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Shit, I've done it loads of times
never been accused of rape, never had a problem at all.
am I actually some sort of mass rapist?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:51, Reply)
www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/12/13/the-bogus-julian-assange-rape-case-hurts-women.html
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:52,
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...
...a partner has every right to disengage at any time and have their decision respected. That I think is the most important thing.
If she didn't want the act to continue but lay there and didn't do or say anything to imply that she wanted him to stop, how was he meant to know?
Can you honestly say you've gotten explicit verbal or written consent from a partner every time you've had sex or engaged in a sexual act?
Those things considered, grey area. If she wasn't willing and made it apparent through either action or verbalisation, then he's a rapist. No question.
Otherwise, grey area.
As for the food analogy, If i'd invited someone to my house and made them dinner and told them to make themselves at home, I'd have no problem with them getting a drink or getting something else to eat. As long as they didn't take the piss.
I'm off to pick up my fiance, who I'm pretty sure i've never raped. I'll ask her...
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:56, Reply)
The explicit consent thing is a complete red herring.
It doesn't warrant a response.
As for not giving an explicit indication that she wanted him to stop: well, explicit indications can't be the whole story (otherwise we're back to saying that women who keep quiet for the sake of avoiding something worse haven't actually been raped).
Look: I'm not completely familiar with Swedish rape law. But it doesn't seem to have stopped Swedish people having sex.
And the food analogy isn't as easily overturned as you suggest. At the outside, all your response shows is that it might be possible for a person to be OK with the idea of another having sex with her in her sleep. I'll concede that (though your claim here undermines your previous notion that consent has to be explicit). But the fact that it's possible doesn't mean that it's even vaguely legitimate to assume that there's this kind of ongoing consent; and there're big questions that remain. I mean: isn't it more reasonable to assume that, in situations of nothing explicit being said, a sleeping person is not a suitable sexual partner?
The opposite seems to amount to the idea that a man is entitled to sex with someone just on the grounds that he's had sex with her in the recent past. And that, just in case I've not been clear, is nuts.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:06,
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I mostly agree...
...If she'd woken up and decided she liked it and carried on, it's not rape anymore. Merely someone being kinky. It's that I struggle with and, perhaps unwisely, labelled a 'grey area'.
And to be clear, I am not suggesting sexually assaulting passed out/unconcious/automatically assuming sleeping women are up for it is acceptable. It's clearly not.
Anyways, really have to go now...
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
...
... it's not rape anymore. Yes it is. Legally it is, and morally it is, precisely because one person started having sex with another without that other's even knowing about it, let alone going along with it.
How dumb do you have to be, or with what sense of entitlement, not to see that?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:23,
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Then we are all rapists it would appear.
Let's all hand ourselves in.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Good grief, you're pathetic.
Just for reference: www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/part/1
And as for the non-legal aspect of your claim: you seem to be sugggesting that it might be permissible to start having sex with someone in her sleep on the off-chance that she thinks that that's a good idea if and when she wakes up. If you genuinely do think that, you're utterly beneath contempt.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:18,
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That's not what i'm saying at all...
...maybe i'm not explaining myself correctly, maybe you're just seeking out things to critisize. You've certainly ignored things i've said and jumped to your own conclusions about others.
Your link is interesting. Especially 1 (2).
Since you're incapable of debating without resorting to personal insults and debasements, goodnight.
And in case you're not sure, i'm not in favour of or support any kind of rape.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:52, Reply)
If someone starts having sex with someone
who is asleep, surely they have no idea whether that person will be willing or not until it is too late?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:09,
Reply)
i think human sexual behaviour is a lot more complicated than you make out
the one form of behaviour that very seldom occurs in your scenario is someone turning the lights on, waking the partner up, somehow assessing if their partner is able to give informed consent, then asking for and receiving informed verbal consent (or written consent to have sex just to make sure there are no misunderstandings).
The english law has a sensible test of "reasonable expectation" which the jury can basically apply community norms about what is acceptable behaviour based on the circumstances, while the Swedish law doesn't and is in my opinion flawed in favour of the accuser.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:21,
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I'm about to reveal my ignorance about women...
Just how could you "wake up to" a man boning you (for want of a better word)?
Wouldn't you wake up while the man was still trying to... er... find his way in?
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jonbob loves you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:11,
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"Waking up to a bloke shagging you who you were a willing participant in sexual contact with a few hours earlier? Grey area. Extremely grey.""
Oh god, no no no no. That's just wrong.
And legally, you can't consent to rape. So shagging the missus before she wakes up, getting a girl so drunk she passes out before you do her, or Bready chloroforming that 14 yr old boy in the Arndale centre----it's all rape.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:13,
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You absolute monster.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:16,
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Says you.
He's not going to forget your cold, dead eyes staring down over your wobbling, greasy mantits as you pummel him with the whole two inches of your angry love truncheon.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:45,
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I'm putting you on ignore now.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:47,
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You've said it yourself.
She apparently woke up to find him having sex with her. That's not consensual. Therefore, on the face of it, it's rape. Quite how people might fail to understand that is a mystery.
As for the not informing about the burst: well, the law is the law. Whether or not that's rape "as most people understand it" is neither here nor there.
And your point about Sweden, rather than the women in question, pressing the charges also misses the target. It's a criminal case. It's not up to individuals to press charges: that's the role of the state. (Otherwise, there could be no charges for murder...) I realise that Sweden and the UK are different legal systems, but the analogy would be with criminal cases here, which are R v Bloggs, or in the US, which are The People v Bloggs.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:33,
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Oh I agree...
...waking up to a surprise sexing without consent is rape.
However, lots of people engage in sex acts without explicit consent every day. Be it with a stranger or long term partner, yet it's not rape in the vast majority of cases.
Assumed consent is a dangerous thing, so I'm not willing to accept that.
If I woke up with a woman riding me, having had my drink spiked with Viagra, it's rape. However if I decide I like it and carry on, it's not. I think that's the concept that I consider 'grey'.
Galloway suggesting 'bad etiquette' was atrocious though.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:07, Reply)
It's mistaken to think that explicit consent is always required
BUT consent can be tacit, or implicit; and it's still consent. And when it's absent, it's absent.
You're fighting a straw man.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:27,
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But if the definition of rape...
..is sex without consent, then all non explicitly consented sex is rape. Because proving tacitness in court tends to be hard.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Not in the slightest bit.
I mean: you're right that it's sometimes hard to prove rape precisely when it comes down to questions about what counts as consent - but the idea of implicit or tacit consent isn't hard to grasp, and the law has no problem with it. And the fact that it might be hard to prove a rape doesn't mean that one hasn't taken place.
Note that any alleged perpetrator has a massive built-in advantage here, because he doesn't have to prove anything. It's the alleged victim who has to prove that she didn't consent. That works well for people who think it's OK to instigate sex with sleeping people, of course... but it does mean that the deck is stacked against the alleged victim from the start.
Try this from a different context: if the doctor tells me I need an injection, and my response is to roll up my sleeve and offer my arm, then it would be perfectly reasonable, ceteris paribus, to interpret that as consent. If your partner is awake, in control of her body, and wraps her legs around you while naked and in bed, then that might very well be the sort of thing that'd count as consent. It's not explicit, but it's a reasonable supposition in most cases.
Its not difficult.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:24,
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Exactly...
...If she carried on with the act then, presumably, it means tacit consent.
If she told him to fuck off and he continued, then it's rape. As it was, in the eyes of the law, up until that point.
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"waking up to a surprise sexing without consent is rape"
Only if someone makes an allegation of rape, presumably? Then the courts should get involved.
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JamTallons, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:33,
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No.
It'd still be rape, even without the allegation. It'd just be an unreported one.
I'm slightly concerned by the syntax of Megamoss' post: he makes it sound as though it's the waking up that constitutes rape. Mind you, given the bone-headedness of some of the things he's said in this thread, that wouldn't wholly surprise me if he does think that.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:39,
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Not at all...
...that's your perception of what i've written, not my opinion or point.
As I said in another post, taking advantage of passed out/drugged girl is rape.
And none of it has been bone headed, just a different opinion to yours. If we go by what you've been saying, then anything other than explicit consent is rape, though you conveniently label it as a 'red herring' to avoid the lunancy of such a standard.
There are no strawmen here.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
All I truly know is that I myself have done both the things Assange is accused of.
I've carried on having sex after the condom broke (admittedly when I was a daft teenager), and I've woke the missus up a few times with a bit of jiggery pokery. On one occasions she mumbled something like "Get off I'm knackered", and so I did. On the other occasions she was fine and we carried on.
Also a few months ago she came in pissed after a hen night and I awoke to find her straddling me, stinking of booze and fiddling with me bits. Fucking rapist that she is.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:32, Reply)
Read this:
www.newstatesman.com/blogs/david-allen-green/2012/08/legal-myths-about-assange-extradition
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:46, Reply)
^^ should be posted by default whenever this topic arises.
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JamTallons, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:46,
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I'm with you on this one
Seems to me that we have almost the opposite of the old cliché "just because you are paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you"
In this case it is "just because they may be out to get you, it doesn't mean you aren't guilty"
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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That's rather good that
I knew a few of those but not had the ability to back it up
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:17,
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Not hysterical enough
no one will believe its reasoned and referenced tone....
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:10, Reply)
ABC Documentary just released
If you haven't the patience to watch the 45mins (and judging by the most ill-informed comments here and elsewhere most people haven't the patience to even read the basics) skip to around the 25minute mark.
Totally exposes the thing as a fit-up, old style, it could be an episode of the Sweeney except the women didn't even make a charge, one of them refused to sign a statement, the cops released it to the press and never even looked for Assange, the woman they say had sex without a condom had him stay a further 4 nights with her etc etc.
the whole thing is farcical, if it weren't for the fact that Sweden has previously handed over its citizens for rendition and torture to the US and there is a secret Grand Jury sitting in Atlanta since 2010 waiting for Assange to try and execute him. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDaUGB3sjbs
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I was going to take an interest but you wrote "looses" instead of "loses" and know I just want everyone to die.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:18,
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I think you attempted to type 'now'.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:21,
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ragey fat fingered tantrum :(
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:24,
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:D
We've all learnt something today.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:33,
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See above
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:24,
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Oh right, I thought you were implying Bready knows that you want everyone to die.
In which case it'd be grammatically sound...I think.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:11,
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This is about the 10th time you've posted anti-assange stuff on here. It's quite clear you don't like the guy
I will point out that this "consipiricy theory" of a secret grand jury inditement against him has now been confirmed in two places: in the Stratfor emails, and now last week in Australian Intelligence cables obtained under the Freedom of Information Act. Both credible sources.
His fears of facing life imprisonment or execution in the US if he goes to Sweden to contest a charge of "lesser rape" that carries 4 years if proven seem quite reasonable to me(this charge does not exist under English law, and is highly doubtful the police here would seek a conviction here under any charge as we have a additional test of "reasonable expectation of consent" that doesn't exist in the Swedish legislation).
In the last 12 years the US has shown a disregard for international law for people who have embarassed them far less than Assange. For example, the drone assassinations of foreign nationals in neutral countries without trial or permission that continues today. what makes you think they will follow due process now instead of bullying an ally like sweden into handing Assange over when they get the opportunity? Sweden has refused to release an unequivical statement to say they will not do this. They just say they will act under international obligations, but this could be interpretted as obligations to the US as easily as European convention. I don't know if he is going to be any safer should he get to ecuador, but this is his call.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:21,
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Oh I'm sure it's more than 10...
But the focus here is an M.P being a bit hazy on what rape is.
Personally I think Assange was wrong to release the cables in the way that he did and if it's true they led to the Arab spring he has blood on his hands.
I'm all for those countries overthrowing dictators but could I make the call that led to 10's of thousands of people dying? That's a big one for someone with no democratic mandate.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:46,
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I don't think he made the call if that's the case, he just let people know the call had been made.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:54,
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I support wikileaks myself. I think there has been a big move in recent times for governement to be unaccountable
How you can have a democracy if they don't tell you what they're doing? How do you make an informed vote if they lie to you and conceal huge amounts of what they're up to? The more transparency, the more the accountable the bastard politicians will be.
but if you think he should be punished for it, then I can see why you don't cut him slack on his sweden dodging ways and that's fair enough
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:46,
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He does not face the prospect of execution if he goes to the US.
This is for two reasons. First, the execution bit (AFAIK) relates to the idea that he committed treason. That idea was briefly popular among a few right-wing idiots; but it's utterly nonsensical.
Second - and more important - Sweden (like the UK) is bound by the ECHR, and is legally precluded from extraditing a person to a country in which that extradition is for a charge that brings the death sentence.
As for Sweden being bullied: Ecuador is massively reliant on trade with the US for the sake of its economy. Sweden isn't. Which is the more likely to be leaned on?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:48,
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From looking at how Bradley Manning has
been treated, I'm sure Assange is equally afraid of a similar fate. We always conveniently forget the US was using torture and illegal extradition and more importantly, detaining without trial. All very dangerous and completely un-democratic.
Added to this Stratfor which is another terrifying development :S
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:59,
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...
Bradley Manning's case is importantly different from Assange's. Notably, being a member of the US armed forces, he would have had obligations to the US armed forces that Assange doesn't. This is not to say that Manning has been well treated - just that his story is only tangentially relevant here.
Assange might be afraid of all kinds of stuff. That doesn't mean his fear is warranted, or that it should make the blindest difference to the legal process.
And the fact that it's non-democratic bounces off me completely. I've been here long enough, and sounded off enough, for it to be pretty common knowledge that I have no love for democracy; but even if I did, it would make absolutely no difference to the legal or moral merits of the US' complaint against Assange.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:35,
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^this
Ecuador is massively reliant on an economic agreement with the United States, to the tune of almost a hundred thousand jobs I read somewhere. The United States would probably find it far easier in the long run to get their claws on him there than from Sweden.
Rafael Correa won't be in office forever. A far more US friendly President could get elected and simply hand him over, or even covertly co-operate with a US military operation to get Julian Assange.
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:01,
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I would also imagine Assange does not plan on sticking in Ecuador forever.
On top of that he does know it's in his interest to have the rape charges cleared and I can imagine he will work towards this as mouch as he can outside of sweden.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:05,
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If what he's up to is attempting to lift the rape allegation*,
well, he's chosen a bloody peculiar strategy.
* Note that he hasn't been charged because charge follows arrest.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:42,
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I'm wondering where he hopes he can run to
and did he ever think about this in the first place?
If you seriously piss off governments around the world what did he honestly think wouldn't happen?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:03,
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The thing I find weird about people
who are defending Assange in this way is that they are basically saying both that they think he has been framed and also that they think he is guilty.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:40,
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I think there are several different debates going on, and it's easy to be confused or confusing
1) Does assange have a justified fear of extradition and conviction in the US?
2)Does that fear justify the action he's taken in accepting asylum and thereby avoiding facing the rape trial, and is this a good strategy?
3)Is the US right to prosecute him for Wikileaks
4)Has sweden acted improperly in the way they have prosecuted the case so far?
5)Did what people believe assange might have done justify a rape conviction?
6)What do you think about the rape laws in England and sweden in general, and the issues of verbal consent and behaviour?
A lot of people are arguing at cross-purposes or making sweeping statements that have a lot of assumptions within them that they haven't justified
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:13,
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The courts, in the UK, have ruled on the Assange case
Here's what they say...
jackofkent.com/2012/06/assange-would-the-rape-allegation-also-be-rape-under-english-law/
Rape allegations are not for you, me, Galloway or anyone else to expound and judge upon. They are a matter for the courts. It's fucking bullshit to say 'this is not rape as you or I understand it' There is law, and there is due process. Assange tried in the magistrate's court and the hight court, and both ruled it rape. Tough shit Assange, and Galloway is a massive cunt for having a pathetically poor grasp of the law, then looking like a massive cunt by showing everyone he hasn't a clue.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Barst, you have 'hit the nail on the head' as they like to say.
Couldn't agree more, same as Herbs and co said yesterday.
*shameless name drop*
*no idea who 'they' are*
*should stop using '' as it's even annoying me now*
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:50,
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the uk courts have not "ruled" on the asange case. what utter rot
it would be up to the crown prosecution service to determine if there was a reasonable chance of conviction. The UK and Sweden have different rape laws, with the Swedish law lacking the test for "reasonable expectation of consent".
Even in the Swedish case, these are the facts:
the Swedish Director of Prosecutions recommended that the case shouldnt proceed based on his appraisal of the evidence. This advice was ignored by the lead prosecutor.
The lead prosecutor is a political appointee, as prosecutors are in sweden
She has a platform as a crusader for anti-sexual violence
Her office leaked assange arrest warrant to the press on their blog two hours after it was given, violating swedish confidentiality in rape cases
She convinced both women who initially approached her office to try to force assange to have an STI test to change their accusation to rape
These are just the facts. there are other irregularties that are alleged, such as the accusers contacting the media asking for payment for stories
I'll let people make up their mind about how justified the prosecution against assange is, but to me it seems very weak
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:32,
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Why does't the twat go and deal with it then and clear his integrity?
Two women have accused him of sexual misconduct; so you fly to Sweden and resolve the misunderstanding, or more serious rape accusations.
Or you don't and flee like a coward. But where exactly? He hasn't worked out nowhere is left to go.
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:58,
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there might be other issues involved, jahled. Beyond the rape trial.
it's very easy to call someone a coward, but it were you that was facing a lifetime stretch in a shitty US federal prison for being a whistleblower, then maybe you'd try to avoid it as well instead of proving how manly you are.
Whether his fears are justified is another debate, but I think based on some recent evidence they are not totally baseless
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 2:50,
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Yikes
All the posturing and conspiracy theorising around Julian Assange has only served to confuse me. But in the last couple of days I've realised two things:
1) The things he's accused of are utterly, unequivocably monstrous, despite what hilarious morality vacuum George Galloway seems to think.
2) I have absolutely no idea whether he's guilty of them or not.
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Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 4:17,
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The Video Game Years - 1977
A look at the video game scene in 1977, the tech and software and the elements of pop culture that inspired it.
It's very Merkin, but stick with it. There's some good stuff. Never knew that Coleco as in 'Colecovision' was the Connecticut Leather Company, originally a shoe manufacturer.
Here's 1978:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BkxoHBm_j0&feature=plcp
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEPBLoSplaM&feature=plcp
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q8_XIyE7gM&feature=plcp
and 1979:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQVjyFmwpiA&feature=plcp
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbD4DhhX1R4&feature=plcp
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Q4GacaoKA&feature=plcp
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)
Biiiiiittttttt grinding
are the personalities so they be.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiLVr6utMGg&feature=player_embedded#t=656s
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:16,
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Absolutely
Reminds me of the interviews with the "Infinite Detail" technology guys from a while back. I actually feel nauseous at their smug self-assuredness, and pleasure at their own jokes. I just can't help shaking the feeling that they're all really happy, which will not do.
e.g.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVB1ayT6Fdc#t=30m40s
Also, holy-butt-suck, his voice!
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Marn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:23,
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I fucking hate these moronic children
For a start none of them were sentient in 1977. Secondly none of them has built a game, let alone a whole computer system. They qualify to mock the systems once they can create Pong from a pile of sand and igneous rocks.
Standing on the shoulders of giants and all they can say is 'Ha ha this giant has a bald spot'.
Edit: Once they get to the systems they know they're slightly more entertaing in a nostalgia kind of way.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:37,
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I made pong out of descrete electronic components
Do I qualify?
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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:57,
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i made pong in my underpants
does this qualify?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:25,
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Yeah, fucking opinions.
Nobody should be able to mock anything unless they can construct it themselves to an equal or higher standard.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:14, Reply)
I think I may dig out the mega drive.
I haven't played road rash 2 in years. Defo going to dig it out.
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Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:41,
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Bash Biff for me
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:47,
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Consider him Biffed.
Bashed. I meant Bashed.
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Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:05,
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Teenage crush leads to dedication video sing along.
How can she refuse this?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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Oi scrunt! check this out!
it is rather special though.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:57,
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Do you think a birthday requirement should be only wearing a birthday suit?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:41,
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Yep, I'm wearing one underneath my clothes.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:20,
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Yep cold and dead, I'm off to piss on someones face in the middle of a crowd at a festival.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:19,
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have FUN !!
be sure to have someone video it, upload it to youtube, then share it here! ;)
thanks again, for the birthday wishes.
:D
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 23:00,
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A little part of me died inside at 2.40
What drives people to do this ? anybody ? surely it cant just be boredom ?
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:14,
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some very strange things are done in the name of love.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:20,
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Blimey !!
I think a friend or family member should have intervened.
This dedication say's
I'm vulnerable
I'm awkward
I have bad taste in music
I have bad taste in shirts
I cant sing
I fucking love you i do.
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:35,
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it does scream all of those things...
the first time i saw this, i thought how sweet, but Bready has a point, what is his motivation for putting this on youtube?
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:00,
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Yeah,
that Emily. WHAT a slag.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:38,
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Emily, Bryan Adams and Mike.
You are all to blame.
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Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:37,
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I swear at 3.14
his lips do a mexican wave.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:51,
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Impressive HTML5 wipeout style game
Good stuff this!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:22,
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very impressive
...buuuuuuut I'm sure I'm not the only one not to get the whole HTML5 thing. I mean, why would I want to use a cobbled together piece of shite like javascript to write something meaningful? loosely typed? no true OO? urgh, no ta. It would be like writing Doom3 in Cobol.
Also, that website/game had just bumped all my fans on full power... html5 performance really does take the biscuit and there's *far* better solutions out there. And this is a medium power modern pc.
Sorry, rant over, the game is a very impressive tech demo though ;o)
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wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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I agree with what your saying about js
I think the tech will improve over time though, and maybe better scripting solutions than js will surface.... maybe
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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The more I get in to JS, the more beautiful I find it
A chap I used to work with often told me I should learn LISP, said I'd find it very Zen. I think I know what he means now.
Javascript isn't meant to be object oriented, but it helps if you a) write in a semi object-oriented way and b) forget anything you ever knew about C++, Java, Python...
(Saying that, I'm stuck in hell today, debugging and extending some JS I wrote 6 months ago, it may as well have been written by a gibbon using just his left elbow)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)
funnily enough I also code using my elbows
...that may explain quite a lot
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wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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And that's why JS is shit
For those exact reasons, lack of encapsulation means it's a maintenance clusterfuck. Write once, run away and try and forget it Many.
Such a shame browsers don't have a propah langwidge
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:14,
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Syntactic sugar that good developers use to avoid a maintenance clusterfuck
and because it's nice to do things well
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
Nah. They just help you write less code.
It doesn't make any real difference to your maintenance. Once you need to do anything complex in the closure, you're better of splitting it out into a proper function anyway.
JavaScript can be used well, of course it can; but it's a lot like C or C++: it takes a lot of discipline to use well. And the end result will still perform like a dog's breakfast.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
They are far from syntactic sugar.
They let you nest all kinds of code, callback and events, yet still get back out to a class based scope for sanity/maintainability.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:35, Reply)
What makes you think this can't be done any other way?
(And sensibly, not doing crazily complicated stuff.)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Also, there are always several ways of doing something in any language
The trick to maintainability is picking the right way. Hindsight's always a bit of a bugger here...
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
In many languages, there are often several sensible ways of doing something.
Not necessarily any single *right* way.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 1:42, Reply)
well, no, 6 months ago, i was shit at js
But thought i was good. Now i'm ok and think i can be better. Closures, bind, call, collections, signals, they all wrap each other beautifully now, where before i was trying all kinds of things with classes, prototypes and basically creating an unmaintainable mess.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:33, Reply)
because if you do
then it's playable by most people who can load it in a browser
the language might have flaws but the compensation is you can reach a wide audience.
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rob, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:49,
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yeah, agreed
but the tech is fundamentally flawed IMO - it's a step backwards not forwards. That's not to say it won't catch up, I'm sure it will (and this demo shows it's getting much better).
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wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:51,
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I think for a user, it is simply a step to the side.
All the things it can do could be done with Flash. They will not notice much difference.
For a developer, it makes coding easier / cheaper.
Any commercial website which goes for a 'html5 aesthetic' to look modern is likely to be the equivalent of a site ten years ago with a Flash splash page. Sites have evolved away from design-for-designs-sake, as it usually annoys people.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:40,
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There's plenty you can do in WebGL that you can't do in Flash.
Shame it's not actually supported on everything. Not sure why it doesn't work on my PC, and really can't be bothered to work it out.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Is WebGL actually part of HTML5, though,
or is it an experimental thing which may be included in the future?
If Microsoft don't support it, then it is pretty useless in commercial web design (though I guess gamers are going to be more willing to be told to use a different browser).
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:03,
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It's not a proper ratified standard yet, last I heard.
And it's not really part of HTML5 (although that's a term that's come to mean a lot more than just the actual HTML), it's a non-standard context you can request from a canvas element. But there is already a decent consensus about it... except from Microsoft.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
As far as I am aware, the
really great thing about HTML5 is the specification on error handling, which should hopefully mean that stuff looks the same in all browsers, no matter how it is coded.
Most of the "HTML5 demos" are more just people enjoying pushing something to its limits.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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This sounds a lot like OpenGL.
OpenGL specifies how things must look. This sounds great, but in practice it isn't for anything high performance, because if the hardware doesn't do what you want, then you fall back on a software pipeline that's very slow compared to hardware.
So yes, you get the same result... but at a radically slower speed.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)
In defense
I can write a well featured application that can change remote data in real time and work on almost anyone's computer immediately.
Try doing the same with Java or C++.
It's not perfect, but it's getting better all the time, due to better engines and a constantly improving spec. Harmony addresses a number of OO grumbles, but I quite like being freed from the shackles of typing and full OO.
The browser is pretty much the OS now.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:07, Reply)
Eek!
I don't want to be freed from strong typing. It's the path to madness! (It eliminates a whole class of things you can do in typed languages to protect yourself against unexpected things being passed to functions, etc.)
(Implicit typing I'm fine with, but I still like it strong.)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)
That runs terribly on my pooter :( I'm on a 2008 iMac, 2.4ghz core duo and ATI Radeon HD 2400, oh and I'm using Firefox.
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:04,
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Runs like liquid silk on mine
2.5GHz Core 2 Quad, nVidia GeForce GTX560, Firefox on Win7-64
REALLY needs analogue input (mouse) for steering, it's impossible to use digital controls (arrow keys) for corners that fast. You either understeer or oversteer, and you go far too quickly to get half-and-half by tapping it rapidly.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:24,
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Steve Jobs says flash is buggy, insecure, and it will never run on mobile devices. Use HTML 5
This HTML 5 game didn't run on my iPad either Steve. Thanks
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:21,
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WebGL also has a fundamental problem.
It can either be fast, or secure. But not both.
(The problem is down to initialization of GPU VRAM. Without it, it's insecure, with it, it's slow.)
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Sock Five
NSFW
David
Sweet dreams x
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:21,
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Was going to post this myself but unsure if he still lurks links,
I love it, and if he is looking, more Spoilsbury toast boy?
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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I'll second that
Spoilsbury toast boy is one of my favies
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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:20,
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What the shuddering fuck have I just watched?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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David who?
That's Firth, not Shrigley.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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That's two David Firth links in quick succession...
What with this and the Locust Toybox. Must watch this vid when I get home, I love his horrible horrible imagination :)
::EDIT:: Blimey his animation style's evolved...but it has been 5 years since that last one.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:20,
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Ah yes, I was just about to post this.
Wonderful stuff.
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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:03,
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Good enough, but they're no Arnocorps
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVvA_nErFcA
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ThunderThrust, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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Locust Toybox - Crawlusc
I made this!
A video I made for this song
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Hahahaa
That's freakin' hilarious!
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:59,
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Hahaha
keep pressing 2 to re-live the magic!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:01,
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So evil.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:11,
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Excellent suggestion :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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I now need a neew keyboard... the 2 button has followed the f5 button into collapse.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:36,
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I didn't know about 2!
I did wonder why YT sometimes went weird when I was trying to type.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 18:35,
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Nail in the cup magic trick gone wrong for a couple of magicians
Not for the squeamish....
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:31,
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