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Filmography 2012
The best slice of movie moments from this year that you will see this year.
Brilliantly put together, from 12 months of pretty decent cinema. A stand out for me was The Master. An all round fantastic film. Enjoy in full screen, it's ace.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:12,
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Bookmarking for later, ta.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:26,
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Marvellous
I'm ashamed to say that I've only seen about half of them. Particular standouts for me were Rust and Bone and Beasts of the Southern Wild. Oh, and Batman obviously. (edit) And Bond. (edit edit)And Into The Abyss.
Didn't see The Artist in there for some reason. Maybe I blinked at the wrong moment.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:18,
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It was 2011 for The Artist
it's very much Merkin based so some films ain't out over here yet.
2011 is here www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgTsQW9tyHg
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:29,
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Thought that might be the case.
I just checked IMDB and it was released in the UK on 30th Dec, so I'll let them have that. Just spotted The Raid and We Have a Pope in there too, both brilliant films.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:43,
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Gosh that was well put together
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:36,
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It's done with such love it seems
makes me emotional. I'm sad like that.
Filmography here if anyone is interested!
filmographile.tumblr.com/
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:43,
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Very well edited
To my shame I've only seen two of the movies included in that round up.
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Varmint, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:52,
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James Bond and Batman?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:05,
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Corking
With extra openers.
Thanks!
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PooPants, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 5:13,
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Good that
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:14,
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Victoria's Secret Models try to sing a song while looking at camera
NSFW
Its not really NSFW, and they mess up a lot, but its strangely watchable...
[edit: I spose that screenshot is kinda NSFW, so just in case]
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:17,
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so so bad,
it's good.
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itilliterate, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:25,
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I like the australian one the best
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magnum, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:29,
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Do they have names?
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:34,
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Doubtful
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:07,
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Dopey
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:44,
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o ey
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:51,
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Left and right
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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:53,
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Aww..
I like how they are doing their best to show that models aren't always as stupid as people think they are. Well done Victoria's Secrets.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:37,
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they're not models
they're "Angels" [although I called them models above so clearly I will shut up]
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:39,
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They are angelic I will give them that :D
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:17,
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I' m foimg mental on bucket
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:57,
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You can buy rizla in Hull you know.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:00,
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Tr, Thank.
Buktets are fun butt strng
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:02,
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Are you in Thailand?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:30,
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foiming?
foimg?
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:00,
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I nhave no ideai
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:05,
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ah, OK
well at least it seems you are having fun. :D
though, did you burn through the whole koran already?!!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:08,
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Skelli had the idesa
Buut the buket won :-))
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:13,
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Edit: I'm feeling a bit guilty, as that's not my pic, the resemblance is uncanny though
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LP, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:15,
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hahahaha!
leave poor pissy alone!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:22,
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LEAVE PISSY AND HIS MATES ALONE!!!!

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:06,
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*swoons*
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:13,
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Would
and sure, why not
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LP, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:15,
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You can't get herpes twice!!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:45,
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haha. yeah, he is a smart one.
and yes, i can see that it did. :D
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:17,
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You terrible troll
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:18,
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Burning deitys gets you fucked!
YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!
cunthorse
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:03,
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Now eat steak
off each others buttholes.
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BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:03,
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Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house
paraded the models, none of them scouse
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:05,
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Meh, it's no Aine Chambers doing "Santa Baby".
And no I'm NOT going to link to it for you.
I ain't your Googlebitch.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:10,
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not singing in this one with podge and rodge
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXB0XEaD7Z8
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:14,
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ANYTHING ELSE IS FOR LOSERS.
www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80864588/
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:57,
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\o/
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:13,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:23,
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i could watch these all day. :)
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:26,
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owwww
I hurt
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 0:35,
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FTW
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:57,
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New Miyazaki (studio ghibli) film coming out next year and it might just be a return to form.
Called Kaze Tachinu (The Wind Rises)

"The poster for Kaze Tachinu says the film is a homage to both Jiro Horikoshi and Hori Tatsuo. Horikoshi is the designer of the Zero Fighter, and we already know the movie centers around his life (likely to be heavily fictionized). Hori Tatsuo is a famous Japanese writer who wrote a novel called Kaze Tachinu, a story about a pair of young lovers where the girl succumbs to illness and the guy returns to the village where they first met to spend his winter. Sounds like this could be the most depressing Miyazaki movie yet!"

It seems to feature anthropomorphised pigs judging from pictures of his manga on which it's based.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:51,
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nice.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:54,
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There's also a new Takahata (director of Grave of the Fireflies) film due out at the same time.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:11,
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Didn't realise he had done Grave of the Fireflies.
For whatever reason this new one by him doesn't appeal to me all that much though.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:16,
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Takahata is arguably the more interesting of the two Ghibli founders (not that I don't love Miyazaki's work),
so I'm very interested in this.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:12,
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super!
I dont mind some of the later Studio Ghibli movies. they are no Spirited Away, but even Ponyo is incredibly beautiful. I look forward to it.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:12,
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It's all about 80's ghibli for me
NausicaƤ et al
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:18,
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I actually saw that at the cinema for the first time just a few weeks ago.
I liked it a lot, but fell asleep because the cinema was too comfy.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:35,
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Laputa is my favourite.
The Nausicaa manga is far more epic than the anime.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:08,
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Porco Rosso ftw!
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 0:00,
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um
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:58,
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hahaha.
err are you scrunting yourself on purpose?
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:00,
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Haha, since I am The Scrunt, I can't
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:07,
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i won't comment on that...
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:16,
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Probably best, you don't want to damage whats left of his dignity.
*looks up dignity in the dictionary*
Oh shit...
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:23,
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Because fuck you!... That's why.
NSFW
NSFW for swears, the last minute is the best!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:18,
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Never got into that Barney shit, this is ok tho'
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:44,
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Fuck you too...
that cheered me up a little.. but god, seeing barney is going to give me nightmares.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:51,
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Sorry about the barney.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6_KaKR17JE
Hope that helps.
If not try this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:05,
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bert & ernie original ganstas from alphabet city yo!
thanks skelly, that one never fails to make me smile. :D
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:11,
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Don't get slippin' in alphabet city yo! they mothafuckin' bust yo' ass.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:14,
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*snaps and throws gangs sign*
*sprains wrist*
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:20,
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Diana - Unlawful Killing documentary
Watch it quickly, it wont be up for long.
Edit Use adblock plus morans!
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:47,
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It is already impossible for me to watch it
pages with that many ads make me have seizures
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:53,
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"An additional plugin is required to display the video in this page."
Think i'll pass then.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:53,
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It's just flash, that's a fake bar
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:30,
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Fake bars asking me to install things under false pretences?
Fuck that page then.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:44,
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wtf is that
adverts everywhere aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. cant watch fuck all
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:56,
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No offence but ads or no ads I switched off at "Diana"
I couldn't give a fuck. It was one less mouth to feed. Nothing more.
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:59,
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hello liz, didnt realise it was you cos of ur user name.
god save the queen.
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:06,
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i'd assumed phil had hacked her password
fnar, fnar
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:11,
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Phil Mitchell?
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:12,
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i'm sure he would fill michele
he's quite a big chap, so i hear.
/coat
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:16,
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You think they pay for their own dinner?
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:15,
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'Anti-robot page'
I shall pass on clicking that
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:10,
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Morans?
I prefer Geary's C it's more sensitive to local spatial autocorrelation.
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:29,
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Go back to / talk
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:45,
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i like it...
it's topical, fresh and new. have you got any links to vids about who really was behind 911?
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itilliterate, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:12,
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Fuck you
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:56,
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Pacific Rim (job) - Trailer
Ft GLaDOS
Looks reet goode.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:40,
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Was already posted mate
www.b3ta.com/links/Pacific_Rim_trailer
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Lord_Munkee, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:16,
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World #1 Tennis player Novak Djokovic owns all the donkey cheese on the planet.
dirtyscarab's fun fact o' the day.
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:12,
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Apparently
they also make Donkey-milk soap.:-/
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:28,
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i read that too... Wikipedia calls it Asses' Milk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asses%27_milk_%28Donkey%27s_milk%29
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:40,
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Donkey ass milk?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:27,
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i am not googling that.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:33,
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Is today a special day?
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:52,
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Can't a girl forget??
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:01,
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i drink to try and forget....
edit: hey Skelly you know animals, how does one milk a donkey anyway?
(save me from google nightmares)
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:06,
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much the same way as a sheep.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:48,
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ummm. thanks...
that explains so much.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 0:10,
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recorded a few xmas songs whilst rehearsing for our xmas gigs last night...
I made this!
here's a bit of christmas cheer :D
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:45,
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watch the skies - keep looking
geminid meteor shower tonight - 11pm uk peak, cloudy in the south, clear oop north, nasa live stream: www.ustream.tv/nasahdtv
*edit* possible bonus comet trails! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/46P/Wirtanen#Potential_Meteor_Shower
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:11,
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Oooh, that's past my bedtime.
You kids have fun, though. Wrap up warm if you go outside.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:22,
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You're not my real dad.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:40,
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That's why I'm allowed to give you special cuddles.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:43,
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Fuck, clouds over here.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:25,
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Put out the joint dude.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:36,
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I wish!
Ran out of rizla at the weekend, been on buckets since then. It's making me feel mental.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:43,
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Try using pages of the Bible, failing that the q'uran.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:48,
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That's a good idea, I actually have an old koran around here.
Thanks skelly!!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:52,
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No worries dude! The pages with pictures of Mohammed on burn the best, You just need to tear them in half and lick first.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:13,
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Thanks for the heads-up!
Any idea which direction it will be?
*crosses fingers for another power cut*
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jonbob loves you, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:37,
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Any direction, though they originate in Gemini
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemini_(constellation)
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:39,
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there's a clue in the link ;)
"For those old enough or tough enough to stay up until two in the morning, then the radiant point [in the Northern hemisphere] is almost overhead so you could basically look anywhere and see them," Robert Massey of the Royal Astronomical Society told BBC News. "Go outside, wrap up well, get yourself into a comfortable chair, relax, and enjoy the view."
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:40,
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Up
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:04,
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Hello
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:33,
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hi
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuRB45kre3Y
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:07,
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I've seen one
in Durham
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Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:10,
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Dumb Ways to Die in Videogames
Ah, the memories.
Parody of this, which is also good but probably very scrunt:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:57,
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Parodies of things that were already comedic
to begin with are not parodies.
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BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:01,
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What's your favourite thing about stewart lee?
my favourite thing about him is that he's great.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:09,
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I like how his hair's like Morrissey.
They're both just dreamy.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:11,
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yep
it's called jumping on the bandwagon
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:48,
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Battlefield 3 varient
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W71h7NWEdg&feature=g-high-lik
by JackFrags
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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:18,
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"Cool things to find" variant
p.playserver1.com/ProductImages/9/4/7/1/2/3/3/3321749_300x300_1.jpg
is also rather lovely.
Though now I will have this fucking tune looping in my head til the new year.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:29,
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wrong link??
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JeremyBeadlesHands, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:20,
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Pigeon runs for Scottish parliament
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:46,
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Good luck to it, believe:
www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/archive/permalink/cacareco_the_rhinoceros
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:54,
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Teacher Inhales Sulfur Hexafluoride.
Wait for it...
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:21,
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that's horrible :D
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:22,
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Sounds like Fat Harry White from Mark and Lard.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:30,
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Oh god I used to love that.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:27,
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Steve Carell is a teacher?
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:27,
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haha
i was not expecting him to sound like that.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:32,
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Bueller... Bueller... Bueller...
Anyone?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:37,
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Ferris? Haven't seem him, he wasn't in school today.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:43,
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Adam Savage did that a few years back
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPLYfC4o3vE
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:59,
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This is worth watching as a Sulphur Hexaflouride experiment:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PJTq2xQiQ0
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Varmint, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:44,
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that was cool.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:25,
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very
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itilliterate, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:17,
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Looks like he swallowed an inflated baloon already.
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JamTallons, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:17,
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More about Darts Jesus
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:12,
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Lovely modelling from PC James Turner there.
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DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:25,
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And where am I supposed to get my crack now?
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:16,
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Litvinenko was working for MI6 when Russia killed him
It's always bothered me not knowing the motive on this now we do.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:56,
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Cor, who would have thought that!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:05,
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b3ta.com/links/906775
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:09,
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Yes it does rather look like an informant getting killed because his was found out to be working for the security services.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:20,
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how do you know?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:00,
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Yea, come on - HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:55,
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Because it was me what done it
Do you know how hard it is to find polonium-210 AND a good Sushi place in central London at short notice?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:40,
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TBH it's not that hard.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:31,
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I'm with you on this one, i blame Wikileaks and Assange for it.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:10,
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A Russian national, living in London, poisoned by his former handlers in Russian Intelligence?
What other possible motive could there have been?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:14,
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A Bourne Identity scenario
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:53,
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He was also working for the spanish Secret Service.
The spanish have a secret service? Their Bond films must be awful!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:31,
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Chris Waddle.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:51,
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HETETHETH ETHETHETH ETHETH....SCORCIO!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:02,
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Do you expect me to talk?
...Noone expects the Spanish Inquisition, Mr Bond
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:54,
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ETHethetheth laser ethetheth nuclear bomb ethetheteheth ci?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:15,
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Skinning A Deer with a Golf Ball and Pickup Truck
ronseal
I don't think it's NSFW, unless you are super squeamish
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:45,
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that's my Saturday night entertainment sorted.....
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Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:48,
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Really?
I'm sure you can find far more gruesome things on the internet to masturbate to.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:20,
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Variety is the spice of life
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:44,
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Mmmm venison!
And now we know how to peel a deer.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:52,
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Damn
That's efficient!
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:59,
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Wow, surprisingly cool.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:00,
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Top find!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:04,
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\o/
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:06,
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God I'm hungry now
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:05,
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I have venison stew for dinner!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:04,
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that is remarkably ingenious
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:09,
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That beats the table cloth trick.
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Varmint, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:13,
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Does it work on cats?
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:18,
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Like a glove
only in reverse.
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:22,
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Yeah, stop lollygagging in the truck,
you perve.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:30,
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fucking cool
and then you've got your very own reindeer skinsuit
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:34,
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Dear Rudolph:
The fat bloke got the mince pies. Again. This was your fate. Merry Christmas, arsehole.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:49,
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Less messy than I'd thought.
Now I just need a deer and a truck.
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Haz, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:08,
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tr f
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:15,
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Well yeah,
that's pretty much a given.
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Haz, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:32,
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and a to
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:45,
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More of a mammal person myself.
Each to his own i guess :/
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Haz, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:30,
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Variety is the spice of life
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:33,
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Maybe a rabbit and a marble
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tomma turn around an bite you every time, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 22:33,
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This video is no longer available blah blah blah etc. Now at www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RGiSO7pGp0
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Benzyl, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:33,
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I can tell you as a fact
That this is how we did it when i worked in a slaughterhouse. Not with a truck though but a winch.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 14 Dec 2012, 23:55,
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I'm presuming that this Twitter account is a genuine fruitloop.
Concerned Mom likes to tell the world what's what about weed and that.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:58,
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Don't think I've ever snorted weed, time to give it a try.
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DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:59,
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm now reading further and thinking that this might well be a trolly, joke account, but it's difficult to be sure. The bit about breast-feeding her 21-year-old son should set off alarm bells but even that doesn't convince me.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:04,
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I'm finding it really hard to judge too, the Brest Feeding and the stupid puns make me think one way and then suddenly they start spouting stuff that could be an opinion.
Me thinks/hopes its a troll trying to be clever.
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DaftScrawl That's no moon, that's my mother!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:13,
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bahahahahahahahahahaa!
"Not ONLY does weed kill. It contributes to OBESITY. Studies show that the socalled "hungries" can get so strong people have eaten their kids"
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:03,
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There was a featured news article on yahoo today that said smoking weed when you are young can make you develop Downs Syndrome in later life.
It has since been removed.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:09,
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ha!
shame i would have liked to have read that.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:27,
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"Studies have shown that the so called 'hungries' can get so strong people have eaten their kids"
I call troll.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:04,
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I'm thinking the same now.
Still going to follow it though. See what japery they come up with.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:06,
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There some sort of internet law about how difficult it is to tell the difference between fundamental christians and trolls
Would google it, can't be arsed.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:07,
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Poe's law I think.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:20,
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bEATEN BY ONLY A MINUTE.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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NUTE DGET
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LP, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:19,
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BY OFF LY
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:29,
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STOP WEED SMOKING!! ‏@ConcernedMom420
I am NOT racist but there are a lot of spooky people of color who are ATTACKING ME like vicious animals. Romney should have LOCKED you up
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:06,
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I think we can all learn something, especially
"your hands would be clean if they weren't bathed in the semen of other men"
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:14,
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Oh dear
It's getting harder and harder to identify satire.
edit - but surely this new tweet clinches it; "My 2y/o daughter was playing with her 3000 piece puzzle (pic was of christ) I saw her jamming pieces that didn't fit. Is she a homosexual?"
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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Troll account for deffo.
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Fluffster, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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Obvious troll is obvious
Oh shit, I really did use that line :(
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:25,
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Yes, the last few have been a little bit too silly. Up to then though it was looking scarily possible.
Troll fails.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:31,
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go wash your mouth out with a man's semen
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:32,
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If you smoke weed in youth, you are 80% more likely to develop down syndrome in adulthood.
that's my favourite one :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:30,
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A good example of guerilla humour advancing an opinion better than trad. lobbying.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:14,
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Quite obviously a joke
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mookay immune to icons since, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:38,
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"About five years ago, I was in my backyard entertaining a friend with my hands"
Chap with, um, idiosyncratic camera presence demonstrates his potty clapping machine.
A very silly little video that crams in more awkwardness than seems reasonable.
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Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:42,
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My God that is brilliant.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:46,
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A tap-in for the newsletter
Clicks and claps
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:53,
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haha.
that was great. nice find!
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:53,
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I like this
scratch that - I *need* one of those
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LP, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:18,
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Wonderful :)
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:33,
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wants
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:36,
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thats great!
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:18,
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I used to spend my time in the back yard entertaining my friends with my hands too!!
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 18:58,
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'A Device improved this man's natural ability'
yay for devices
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:57,
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Need to entertain a friend with your hands when they are in your backyard?
There's a device for that!
Need your instrument to play faster?
There's a device for that!
Can't play Dixie by hand?
There's a device for that!
Need to improve your natural ability?
There's a device for that!
When you were little boy, your hands did suffice.
Now you're a man, there's a device!
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 8:31,
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Why didn't this invention
find its way into every home in the land? It's a complete mystery.
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enceladus, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 21:16,
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but
wtf is a zillaphone?
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OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 20:19,
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And you ain't just whistling Dixie.
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Barticus, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 21:35,
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Logan Whitehurst - Xylophone
I've heard this many many years ago - Logan Whitehurst samples this video in his song, imaginatively titled "When I Was A Little Boy, I First Got The Idea Of Trying To Imitate A Xylophone With My Hands"
Nice song. Pity the only copy is on my hard-drive and not on Youtube. :-P
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MrTrick, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 5:53,
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Oh herro
I made this!
We've been building a bridge made from giant Meccano. Some of you may have read about it in the newspapers. Well, I've been filming it's construction (and turning the odd bolt), so here's a video from the first day. I'll post more as I edit them.
And yes, the bridge is in Nob End.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:39,
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Tab said he wants help.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:52,
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Only because he's hoping to bump into this guy

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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b3ta.com/links/907392
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:24,
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www.b3ta.com/links/795110
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:27,
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WAH WAH WAAAAAAAAH
Note that I resisted correcting "it's" by OP
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:30,
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You might want to look again at your grammer old chap.
Personally I get the gist of what you ment but there's some on here that get a bit picky about such things.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:38,
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I don't think so.
And stop that.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:40,
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Are you sure?
"Note that I resisted correcting "it's" by OP"
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:42,
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Top class bickering going on tonight.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:35,
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'e started it.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:44,
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That's really cool to do.
Did you have the meccano created or is it just available somewhere?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 15:52,
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It was all specially manufactured for us by local companies
Even the nuts and bolts are bespoke.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:08,
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Nice 1
Maybe if you seek contact with the meccano company you could get some sponsorship for other projects.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:17,
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That, or they'd sue your ass.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:19,
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Nah, Meccano will be way out of copyright by now.
Same for lego, their patent expired about 20 years ago.
Also Meccano would love the publicity.
James may did a bridge a while back and got loads of free bits IIRC.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:23,
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We have asked James May to open it
but he's a busy man and obviously we can't expect him to stop everything for this. We think it's the kind of thing he'll like very much though.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 16:49,
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If you ask nicely, James may...
/coat
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:05,
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I notice you lock a camera man in the container with all the pieces
is that for security purposes?
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mutated monty, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 17:12,
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I like these videos
but I can't understand them since they're not presented in some kind of challenge format by a middle aged man in denim.
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SpunkyBackpack, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 20:59,
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