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Weird stuff with funny eyes
Fish are fucked up
Has some pretty shocking music
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:11,
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looks like it's got a willy in preview
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:54,
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You should see a doctor.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:08,
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Beautiful
agree about the music though, fish are shit at music.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:58,
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You're right about the music
My arse is more tuneful and has better timing than that after a few pints of real ale. My favourite, recently discovered fish, is the Barrel Eye Fish - shown briefly. It has a transparent head, with two barrel shaped, green eyes inside that look up.
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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:00,
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Christ my ears. Cannot watch
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:18,
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Dmitri Medvedev is completely fucking delusional
from 2m40 onwards.
Apparently there have been no complaints whatsoever about the anti gay propaganda laws. Hmmm.
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:48,
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Jesus christ.
Just write it down AFTER the fucking interview. What a train wreck.
Anyhoo I agree - he seems a little detached about the complaints. But the fact that the legislation was passed (for whatever reason - i don't think the reasoning itself is simple) show he was in orbit before this interview.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:01,
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Have you ever tried filling out one of those lengthy govt. complaint forms
with broken fingers?
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:02,
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HIE?
I don't get it
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:44,
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What's HIE?
I don't understand.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:53,
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"This is NOT a satire or a hoax."
thanks for clearing that up.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:54,
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What happens when you unceremoniously sack 60 northern brewers...
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:56,
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Would it be too obvious to say
RIS?
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Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:08,
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the joke is that there is an elecrical fault in the sign, which leave just the letters T,W,A,T and S illuminated.
the irony being that its an anagram for WATTS, which is a unit of power.
the very same power that is failing to illuminate the sign!
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:27,
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arses
it's an acronym for 'This Was A Thwaites Sign", and the irony is, that it isn't any more
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:39,
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self-reflexive irony lols
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:50,
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mise-en-abyme 'woo'.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:07,
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Morons
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:36,
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I'm HIEing here
can someone help?
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:42,
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blackburn
is a fucking shithole.
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discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:16,
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and now...
Blogger is down. Great. Maybe I should change their sign to say...
Er...
LOG?
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alexturgid has no sig, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:23,
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Bger?
I don't get it
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H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:01,
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that sign had nothing to do with me
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:55,
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Stupid fucking bitch gets wonky arse implant.
NSFW
Yep...I think that about sums it up. Slightly NSFW due to grotesquely-malformed bewtocks.
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Leemondus, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:23,
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HAHAHAAHAHA
Deserves everything she gets!! funny as fuck! the sad thing is she will probably get millions in damages because its merkinland.
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:27,
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Reminds me of Sanjay and Craig

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:28,
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bleurrgh. why did i look at that? and why would anyone do that?
are the implants supposed to draw attention away from the cellulite in her thighs? i think i can skip lunch now.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:32,
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We all laugh
But what a brilliant way of getting comfy instantly!
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:38,
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hmmm
I wonder if you are onto something...
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:50,
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didn't that chap
From an Idiot Abroad already invent pants that do this ?
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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:00,
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Even if that had gone well
it wouldn't have gone well
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:42,
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Thats what I thought,
there was no good outcome of this.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:54,
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hahahahahahhaha
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:58,
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When did casual misogyny...
Become common place on this board?
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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:06,
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shut it sugartits and make us all some tea
*slaps yer ass*
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:20,
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It's something that has never really gone away
Like casual racism and casual homophobia and pissflaps.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:26,
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you can only get rid of one when you get rid of the other two
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:27,
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"commonplace" = not unusual; ordinary.
"common place" = Your house.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:05,
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Ouch, if she wants to take advantage of modern technology to make her arse bigger that's fine by me.
But some Dr. Nick type really fucked up badly there.
Ouch.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:44,
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Old film footage of London's West End
It's on the Iplayer, so it won't be there for ever, but it's a really nice little program about the West End.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:20,
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This is tops.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:04,
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Never mind the fish
what about the huge rubber ducky in the last pic?
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Malk_Content Not a cunt (honest, just shitty at keeping track), Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:32,
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I've seen that somewhere before
Can't remember the reason behind it though.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:01,
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I think it's the one that keeps deflating at inopportune moments.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:35,
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Ylvis - Stonehenge
By the What Does The Fox Say video people.
Blah blah GC back in September blah. That was a little while ago, and I hadn't seen it before today.
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An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:59,
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Way better than the fox one.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:01,
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^ Trudat
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:44,
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I fucking hate that song
foxes don't do any of that shit, they scream like little girls.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:09,
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Especially when they're all radge
cos they're stuck to the other fox they just shagged.
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:16,
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Evolution
I ate this woman
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:46,
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I HATE this woman
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Queef In a Jar, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:49,
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That too
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:51,
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women eh, can't watch telly with them on it, can't watch telly with them not on it
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:53,
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Ive stopped watching Charlie Brooker
because she is on it. And the other guy with the shaved head as well. What an absolute cunt truck he is.
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Queef In a Jar, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:54,
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I think shes piss funny, and a bit sexy too
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Jorvic, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:56,
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funny and sexy never go together
Jo Brand (sister of Russell Brand)
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:59,
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Oh dont get me wrong, she is very sexy
but when you're having sex I can imagine her just constantly saying unfunny, sarcastic comments
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Queef In a Jar, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:59,
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Isn't sex always like that?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:01,
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I'm glad it's not just me
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:07,
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she's more a 'normal sexy'
you'd only consider her hot if you met her in Weatherspoons
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:01,
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I wonder whether they were both spotted on the internetz, and were willing to work for no pay
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:58,
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The guy with the bald head is called Barry Shitpeas
aka Queef In a Jar Al Campbell - the show's director or producer or summit I think, so he probably pays himself.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:44,
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I thought she was great in Harry Potter
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:55,
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Was that her?
She looks a bit different without the beard
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:14,
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You can tell by the voice when she says
"Use the force, Harry"
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:00,
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So her name is Philomena Cunk?
That's quite a mouthful isn't it
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:54,
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[insert typical mum joke]
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:55,
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Pretty much spot-on.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:58,
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Which Brings this to mind
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nFkDMqtoQA
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:05,
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I think
Joe Wilkinson is not funny at all but I do like her ;)
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:29,
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what a twat
unfunny person
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Yeah, Charlie Brooker is popular now so, as B3tans, we're not meant to like him or those associated with him any more. As if getting popular wasn't his aim all along, what with him going on telly and that.
I suggest you go and sort your life out.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:45,
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LOLs
I luv her really - oralsexoralsexoralsex
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:48,
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oralsexoralsexoralsex
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:54,
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Please Sir. I still like Charlie Brooker. And her. And even Limmy a bit.
Sorry.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:59,
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I can't believe she got a TV programme
She knows NOTHING about science
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:44,
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Bird Steals Nature Camera Disguised as Egg, Captures Stunning View of Penguin Colony
Bird Steals Nature Camera Disguised as Egg, Captures Stunning View of Penguin Colony
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:13,
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Nice
and not a moment shot in portrait, just to illustrate how inherently feeble human beings are
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:21,
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I love the ingenuity that goes into getting great nature shots...
Turtle cam and Rock cam spring readily to mind... Sometimes they just have to wait it out though, that dude that spent 4 years in the Himalayas pretty much half the time in a foxhole just to get a few minutes of footage of Snow Leopards (yes I know they are your fave) Just boggles the mind... I would never have the patience, it must get incredibly dispiriting, the upshot must feel amazing though. As for some of the guys that climb to serious heights up trees and sit on metal platforms in the Jungle.... In MASSIVE storms... wow! You must be up for that sort of thing?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:29,
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I admire those guys
there was a DVD I bought myself from Amazon a few months ago made by two film makers in Pakistan, one of whome I think was the guy who got the famous footage of the snowie chasing the deer down the cliffface. More than half the DVD (which I think I saw originally on BBC or Channel Four)is the two of them more or less explaining its basically biblical patience to actually get any footage. One shot is one of them looking out over the mountains, the snowie's range, which is basically mountain peaks as far as the eye can see, just to illustrate the challenge. I'm not entirely sure i'm cut out for that amount of dead time to be honest
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:39,
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FB or gaz me the details, I would be interested to watch that.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:21,
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thankful that it had an adjustable lense
otherwise it would have just been "bird's arse" cam
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:32,
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Yup!
Though don't google "birds arse cam" at work. Also Especially DO NOT GOOGLE image search "Bitches be like I'm a virgin" fuck Goatse... that shit is horrific.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:37,
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i like Madonna's earlier work
why can't I google it?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:40,
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I think the eagle was trying to use the egg camera to play skittles, by using the penguins as pins.
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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:40,
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Why don't they have Eagle egg bowling penguin skittles at the winter Olympics?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:17,
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that's a sport i would watch
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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:47,
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Best eggcam ever!
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gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:32,
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The Big Lebowski - 8 Bit
GC says no...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:13,
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Shut the fuck up Donny!
*clicks*
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:35,
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You got a White Russian!
Nice!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:13,
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For some reason
Some guys are making a pinball table based on the Big Lebowski:
www.thebiglebowskipinball.com/
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Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:43,
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Ha!My duaghter just looked over my shoulder and said
Is that a game....from your time?
Watching this, I do wonder what was in the other 114 minutes of the filum.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:22,
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pakistan court sentences mentally ill man to death for blasphemy
bravo pakistan legal system, you useless bunch of uncivilised nob jockeys.
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colmcq2, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:14,
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Thought for the day:
If we're all made in God's image, and there is no such thing as free will, can blasphemy really exist? Would it not be the metaphysical equivalent of God sitting in the corner hitting himself?
Put to death for blasphemy. Have we gone back to the dark ages?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:28,
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TL/DR
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:30,
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:44,
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is that you?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:04,
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Haha, no.
That is the infamous "Turbobelm".
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:21,
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hahaha
epic name
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:40,
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There are some parts of the world you will not catch me going to because they are quire simply too backward and this is one of them.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:34,
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You fucking hippocrite!
You're from fucking CORNWALL!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:36,
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Hahahahaha
Back of the net
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:38,
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Says the resident Devonian
Two bald men and a comb
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:41,
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and one badly prepared scone.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:47,
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hehehe, "badly prepared scone"
Is this a euphemism?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:55,
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Actually, it's pronounced "scone",
actually.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:45,
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the scone was invented as a snack after incest
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:52,
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Is that why they always put the cream on the jam?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:56,
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FFS YOU CRETIN: It's clotted cream first THEN jam
STOP GETTING SCONES WRONG
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:15,
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*reels in line*

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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:34,
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Shut up Tabs.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:16,
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Now that's not fair, it's been ages since the last wickerman
Aaaand I live in Bedfordshire now anyway.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:47,
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"Bedfordshire", eh?
*slow claps*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:54,
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I'll have you know my town has a fine reputation*, good pubs, farm shops, nature reserves, access to trains and the A1 and low house prices.
*for swinging apparently
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:10,
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You've also got Nadine Dorries.
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Pig Bodine., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:22,
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No I don't shes mid bedfordshire.
We're North East Bedfordshire and have this unit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alistair_Burt
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:28,
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St Neots?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:46,
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Sandy
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:03,
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But Bedfordshire's nowhere near the beach?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:08,
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And for having an impeccably run water supply
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q98lyNbeMM4
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:23,
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And Luton and Bedford, true Jewels in the crown of what I like to call the Middle East.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:32,
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They serve a valuable purpose by hoovering up the dregs and keeping them away from my Town.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:58,
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St Neots?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:02,
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Cornwall, High 6 (cause they have an extra digit)
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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:41,
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really? ive always like the look of kashmir.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:48,
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YOLO!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:43,
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Yes, we all love yellow polos,
but that's hardly relevant right now.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:18,
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Someone sending messages to various people claiming to be a prophet isn't mental are they?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:56,
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What if he was a real prophet and had the answer to it all?
The executioners would feel pretty silly then.
Or they could be just be killing off some poor chap with mental issues.
What next? Stoning women for talking to blokes?
Wait...
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:01,
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Well
it's not like people haven't been put to death for claiming to be the Son of God before. There's historical precedence at work here going back at least two thousand years...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:54,
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Good point, well presented.
We're a crap species.
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:19,
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And yet David Icke lives
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:30,
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As does this man:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1XaNU20II8
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:51,
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How many beers?
How many beers can you buy for the minimum wage in each country?

I'd like to live in Belgium. Oh hang on, I do.
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Smale is stuffed, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:48,
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I think in the U.S. you can split only 1 beer with your family
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smearballs double bag it!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:51,
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Fucking hell
Belgium's off the fucking scale!
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:07,
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So, either their beer is cheap or their minimum wage is ace.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:52,
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needs two other maps - one showing minimum wages, and t'other showing average beer prices
still doesn't take into account beer quality though. The beer in Turkey could be 90% seawater
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:26,
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Every time I drive into Belgium the roads at the border suddenly turn really crap.
Then leaving Belgium the roads turn good again.
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:50,
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^THIS
I am always shocked at the shitness of Belgium's infrastructure especially their motorways with rutted lanes which seem permanently closed. I've had the misfortune to stay in Charleroi several times. A place so run down and grim you instantly want to self harm. Makes Tilbury look like Beverly Hills
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:02,
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their trains are from the 1950s, with scenery going by that looks more bland and decrepit than a tour through Milton Keynes
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:56,
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It is true, and noticeably worse in the French part than the Flemish region
But on the other hand, BEER!
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Smale is stuffed, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:10,
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^
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:03,
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Probably because the council is munted of cheap booze
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:10,
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Are you implying the entire Belgium workforce are bone idle beer consuming retards?
You are aren't you
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:47,
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have you never watched Poirot
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:29,
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to be fair Russia don't really do beer do they?
you'd probably get more bottles of Vodka than we do beers in a month.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:41,
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Hahaha brilliant
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:24,
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Beliebe in yourself
I made this!
I did some quick tailoring yesterday & made his prison smock out of an old bed sheet - worked out pretty well. This smug bastard grew up in a town near me here in Canada & a friend of a friend of mine had sex with his mom a few years back. I gave him a high 5.
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smearballs double bag it!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:32,
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Exactly how many years back???
Not say, roughly 19 years and 9 months
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:33,
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haha no then he would get a punch in the face instead of a high 5
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smearballs double bag it!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:44,
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nice
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:38,
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Word.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:22,
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that's brilliantly done
that is.
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:39,
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thanks!
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smearballs double bag it!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:50,
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Ha ha superb!
I was utterly convinced.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:19,
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perfect haha
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macroscian (1 like), Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:36,
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This man has had just about enough of Justin Bieber
NSFW
Great start, felt like a performance towards the end. NSFW swears.
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:41,
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I'm with Doug: youtu.be/IPNWRoVR750
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loci, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:54,
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Hahahaha!
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:59,
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He pissed in a mop bucket ?
Not really the rock and roll golden shower you would expect from an out of control pop star.
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:59,
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He is that pathetic..
thats the best rock and roll antics he could come up with.
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:30,
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Well I think we're all clear as to his position on the matter...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:40,
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He's the sort of actor you'd get on Casualty or Eastenders.
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JamTallons, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:40,
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So that's what happened to Charlie!
They filmed an episode of Casualty at my college once (St Brendans in Brislington) It was quite an amusing day seeing all these maimed people walking into the canteen and buying coffee.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:36,
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Reminds me of the film Casino....
'A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.'
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Queef In a Jar, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:57,
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Man vs Milk
I made this!
A thing what we did.
(and yes, we need proper microphones, less affected by wind)
*parp*
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:39,
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Now THAT'S what I came to see
*clickage*
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:42,
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Props for being outside
In that weather in just a T shirt.
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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:44,
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:)
Luckily, I was the one who got the fun job :)
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:47,
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I'm impressed
you produce a lot of "milk"
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:51,
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Oh just suck his willy.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:01,
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This is what links is here for
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:54,
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Wait...
..so I shouldn't post this on /talk?
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:55,
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No, you should.
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BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:05,
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*So* many people will miss out if you don't.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:19,
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I lol'd at least twice!
Nicely done, but yeah shame for going to all that effort then recording it with an iPhone or something.
It's a wierd thing I've noticed here, folks will go to incredible efforts for the visuals but then record the voiceover in a bathroom or something. Is sound just boring?
Not detracting from the excellence of your video btw, just noting that sound quality is rarely even considered
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:00,
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It was a pair of Canon DSLRs
and we only had the inbuilt mic's :(
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:02,
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Ah gotcha
I remember seeing some guy talking about recording with a phone and he just stuck a bandaid over the mic, seemed to work well.
LIFEHACK!
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:21,
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Get your self a hotshoe mounted Rode and a deadcat
just shy of a £100 for both but surprisingly good for killing wind
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:40,
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Rode mics are the bomb for the money.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:30,
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use a sound stage next time
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augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:37,
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:D
was that actually milk? that'll leave a nice smell by the fridge.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:04,
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That was a messy shoot..
But it was coffee whitener and water, much cheaper :)
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:08,
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He was hoping you'd say goat spunk.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:34,
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Have you any idea how long that would take!?
Actually, if anyone would know, you would..
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mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:41,
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Yeah, it would tak.....
HEY! Wait a cotton-pickin' minute there, mister!!
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:27,
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Haha.
Ace all.
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:11,
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Brilliant, loved how it went.
As noted, sound is an issue but really good effort.
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:13,
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very strange
regarding the sound, considering there's only a few occasional noises you need to hear you may as well just re-dub the whole thing.
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mutated monty, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:47,
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That last milk wollup was a good kicker
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smearballs double bag it!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:06,
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Hahaha! It's true!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:27,
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Very silly!
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Varmint, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:39,
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Nicely done!
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:28,
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I have spare wind-proof microphones and an unfilled vacancy for a 'human toilet'
whattodo
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:11,
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HAHAHA
Excellent stuff.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:22,
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Yes, yes and yes.
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:02,
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Dutch I, Frankenstein poster.
Not really. Bristol
Warning: twitter link.
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UTB, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:35,
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I've always wondered,
if your stools don't look like *any* of those on the Bristol Stool Chart, do they still let you in?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:40,
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Just going to throw it out there....
All films about Batman are wank, including the Dark Knight and, possibly the worst film ever made, The Dark Knight Rises
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Queef In a Jar, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:38,
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could you explain why?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:40,
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I know its supposed to be a comic but...
I can deal with the bullet-proof armour and the fact that he can beat just about anyone in a fight etc etc....but a jail with a massive hole in the roof for people to escape? How did he get from the prison to Gotham? EVERY SINGLE police officer in a city, even those on holiday or from the office, went underground and got trapped? There were a lot more of these 'plot holes' but I haven't watched it for a while so cant remember anymore.
Amazing SFX and cinematography, cant fault that. The rest - acting, plot, unrealistic bullshit script - terrible.
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Queef In a Jar, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:46,
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Agree completely.
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CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:02,
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"...the worst film ever made..."
You've seen "Cabin Fever", right?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:43,
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so good they made a sequel...
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:44,
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Oh christ, did they?
It was pretty much a snuff film.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:54,
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get comfy and feast away
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YGGj1X2TwA
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:58,
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Ah, having seen the trailer
It would appear I've seen the second half of that by accident, must have been on telly at some point it must have been shite for it not to have been at all memorable.
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MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:28,
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There's an xkcd
comic, where he suggests, whenever you encounter the word 'batman', replacing it with 'man in a bat suit'. Makes it very hard to take it seriously after that.
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FridgeBadger, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:50,
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No.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:55,
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TDKR was an absolute pile of shit.
and TDK wasn't all that either. Batman Begins was pretty decent though.
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Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:24,
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TDK? Huh?

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:32,
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Great stuff
he is the only reason I want to see the Robocop remake
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:51,
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they've got some great actors in that new Robocop, I hope it doesn't suck as much as the trailers suggest
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:12,
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I really hope its a steaming pile of wank..
maybe they will start to come up with some new ideas instead of remaking shit 80s films like robocop and dredd.
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Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:39,
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Totally agree with this
That's why these Swedish films are doing so well, I think people of fed up of this Hollywood bullshit
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Queef In a Jar, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:48,
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Yes,
especially the day before retirement...
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:02,
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The General
The whole dang movie.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:14,
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Thanks for that.
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Varmint, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:41,
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no worries chief.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:54,
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On the very week when I thought "I really should watch a Buster Keaton film one of these days"
Perfect timing, ta.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:27,
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Furry force - pastiche of saturday morning cartoons and furries
NSFW
Ewww - furries....
Contains wobbly animated boobs and scrotums and things that will give JJ a stiffy.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:10,
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Haha!
Yifftastic :)
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:29,
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I feel uncomfortable laughing at CH stuff
But that was good
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:34,
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Got wood?
Get your chopper out!
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BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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I'm planning on fitting a wood-burning stove at home soon :-D
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BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:21,
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I have 2! *smugs*
No central heating though, and keeping them stoked is a bitch. And they make a mess.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:29,
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This is true, and it is great fun wielding an axe.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:32,
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satisfying
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presferatu, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:20,
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Easy if you have well seasoned wood otherwise it's a bitch.
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SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:34,
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Very true
This technique can only be used on certain species (which will split nicely). Being frozen also helps the process. I was felling trees last week with an axe and it's hard work!
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RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:33,
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Poor log
It never stood a chance
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phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:33,
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