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This is a link post Weird stuff with funny eyes
Fish are fucked up

Has some pretty shocking music
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This is a normal post looks like it's got a willy in preview

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This is a normal post You should see a doctor.

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This is a normal post Beautiful
agree about the music though, fish are shit at music.
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This is a normal post You're right about the music
My arse is more tuneful and has better timing than that after a few pints of real ale. My favourite, recently discovered fish, is the Barrel Eye Fish - shown briefly. It has a transparent head, with two barrel shaped, green eyes inside that look up.
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This is a normal post Christ my ears. Cannot watch

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:18, Reply)
This is a link post Dmitri Medvedev is completely fucking delusional
from 2m40 onwards.

Apparently there have been no complaints whatsoever about the anti gay propaganda laws. Hmmm.
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This is a normal post Jesus christ.
Just write it down AFTER the fucking interview. What a train wreck.

Anyhoo I agree - he seems a little detached about the complaints. But the fact that the legislation was passed (for whatever reason - i don't think the reasoning itself is simple) show he was in orbit before this interview.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you ever tried filling out one of those lengthy govt. complaint forms
with broken fingers?
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This is a link post Massive illuminated sign on Blackburn skyline sabotaged to read "TWATS" NSFW I made this!

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This is a normal post HIE?
I don't get it
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This is a normal post What's HIE?
I don't understand.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post "This is NOT a satire or a hoax."
thanks for clearing that up.
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This is a normal post What happens when you unceremoniously sack 60 northern brewers...

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This is a normal post Would it be too obvious to say
RIS?
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This is a normal post the joke is that there is an elecrical fault in the sign, which leave just the letters T,W,A,T and S illuminated.
the irony being that its an anagram for WATTS, which is a unit of power.
the very same power that is failing to illuminate the sign!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post arses
it's an acronym for 'This Was A Thwaites Sign", and the irony is, that it isn't any more
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This is a normal post self-reflexive irony lols

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This is a normal post mise-en-abyme 'woo'.

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This is a normal post Morons

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This is a normal post I'm HIEing here
can someone help?
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This is a normal post blackburn
is a fucking shithole.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post and now...
Blogger is down. Great. Maybe I should change their sign to say...

Er...

LOG?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Bger?
I don't get it
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post that sign had nothing to do with me

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post Stupid fucking bitch gets wonky arse implant. NSFW
Yep...I think that about sums it up. Slightly NSFW due to grotesquely-malformed bewtocks.
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This is a normal post HAHAHAAHAHA
Deserves everything she gets!! funny as fuck! the sad thing is she will probably get millions in damages because its merkinland.
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This is a normal post Reminds me of Sanjay and Craig

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This is a normal post bleurrgh. why did i look at that? and why would anyone do that?
are the implants supposed to draw attention away from the cellulite in her thighs? i think i can skip lunch now.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post We all laugh
But what a brilliant way of getting comfy instantly!
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This is a normal post hmmm
I wonder if you are onto something...
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This is a normal post didn't that chap
From an Idiot Abroad already invent pants that do this ?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Even if that had gone well
it wouldn't have gone well
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This is a normal post Thats what I thought,
there was no good outcome of this.
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This is a normal post hahahahahahhaha

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This is a normal post When did casual misogyny...
Become common place on this board?
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This is a normal post shut it sugartits and make us all some tea
*slaps yer ass*
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It's something that has never really gone away
Like casual racism and casual homophobia and pissflaps.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post you can only get rid of one when you get rid of the other two

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This is a normal post "commonplace" = not unusual; ordinary.
"common place" = Your house.
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This is a normal post Ouch, if she wants to take advantage of modern technology to make her arse bigger that's fine by me.
But some Dr. Nick type really fucked up badly there.
Ouch.
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This is a link post Old film footage of London's West End
It's on the Iplayer, so it won't be there for ever, but it's a really nice little program about the West End.
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This is a normal post This is tops.

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This is a link post Japanese phone boxes recycled into aquariums

Ron's eel.
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This is a normal post Which brings this to mind
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CABpfvOgbjw
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This is a normal post Never mind the fish
what about the huge rubber ducky in the last pic?
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This is a normal post I've seen that somewhere before

Can't remember the reason behind it though.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's the one that keeps deflating at inopportune moments.

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This is a link post Ylvis - Stonehenge
By the What Does The Fox Say video people.

Blah blah GC back in September blah. That was a little while ago, and I hadn't seen it before today.
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This is a normal post Way better than the fox one.

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This is a normal post ^ Trudat

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking hate that song
foxes don't do any of that shit, they scream like little girls.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Especially when they're all radge
cos they're stuck to the other fox they just shagged.
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This is a link post Evolution
I ate this woman
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This is a normal post I HATE this woman

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This is a normal post That too

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This is a normal post women eh, can't watch telly with them on it, can't watch telly with them not on it

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This is a normal post Ive stopped watching Charlie Brooker
because she is on it. And the other guy with the shaved head as well. What an absolute cunt truck he is.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I think shes piss funny, and a bit sexy too

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post funny and sexy never go together
Jo Brand (sister of Russell Brand)
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This is a normal post Oh dont get me wrong, she is very sexy
but when you're having sex I can imagine her just constantly saying unfunny, sarcastic comments
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't sex always like that?

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This is a normal post I'm glad it's not just me

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This is a normal post she's more a 'normal sexy'
you'd only consider her hot if you met her in Weatherspoons
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder whether they were both spotted on the internetz, and were willing to work for no pay

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This is a normal post The guy with the bald head is called Barry Shitpeas
aka Queef In a Jar Al Campbell - the show's director or producer or summit I think, so he probably pays himself.
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This is a normal post I thought she was great in Harry Potter

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This is a normal post Was that her?
She looks a bit different without the beard
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You can tell by the voice when she says
"Use the force, Harry"
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This is a normal post So her name is Philomena Cunk?
That's quite a mouthful isn't it
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This is a normal post [insert typical mum joke]

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This is a normal post Pretty much spot-on.

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This is a normal post Brings this to mind
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X50WO4m3k1E
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Which Brings this to mind
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nFkDMqtoQA
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This is a normal post I think
Joe Wilkinson is not funny at all but I do like her ;)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post what a twat
unfunny person
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, Charlie Brooker is popular now so, as B3tans, we're not meant to like him or those associated with him any more. As if getting popular wasn't his aim all along, what with him going on telly and that.
I suggest you go and sort your life out.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post LOLs
I luv her really - oralsexoralsexoralsex
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This is a normal post oralsexoralsexoralsex

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Please Sir. I still like Charlie Brooker. And her. And even Limmy a bit.

Sorry.

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This is a normal post I can't believe she got a TV programme
She knows NOTHING about science
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This is a link post Bird Steals Nature Camera Disguised as Egg, Captures Stunning View of Penguin Colony
Bird Steals Nature Camera Disguised as Egg, Captures Stunning View of Penguin Colony
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This is a normal post Nice
and not a moment shot in portrait, just to illustrate how inherently feeble human beings are
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This is a normal post I love the ingenuity that goes into getting great nature shots...
Turtle cam and Rock cam spring readily to mind... Sometimes they just have to wait it out though, that dude that spent 4 years in the Himalayas pretty much half the time in a foxhole just to get a few minutes of footage of Snow Leopards (yes I know they are your fave) Just boggles the mind... I would never have the patience, it must get incredibly dispiriting, the upshot must feel amazing though. As for some of the guys that climb to serious heights up trees and sit on metal platforms in the Jungle.... In MASSIVE storms... wow! You must be up for that sort of thing?
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This is a normal post I admire those guys
there was a DVD I bought myself from Amazon a few months ago made by two film makers in Pakistan, one of whome I think was the guy who got the famous footage of the snowie chasing the deer down the cliffface. More than half the DVD (which I think I saw originally on BBC or Channel Four)is the two of them more or less explaining its basically biblical patience to actually get any footage. One shot is one of them looking out over the mountains, the snowie's range, which is basically mountain peaks as far as the eye can see, just to illustrate the challenge. I'm not entirely sure i'm cut out for that amount of dead time to be honest
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This is a normal post FB or gaz me the details, I would be interested to watch that.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post thankful that it had an adjustable lense
otherwise it would have just been "bird's arse" cam
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup!
Though don't google "birds arse cam" at work. Also Especially DO NOT GOOGLE image search "Bitches be like I'm a virgin" fuck Goatse... that shit is horrific.
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This is a normal post i like Madonna's earlier work
why can't I google it?
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This is a normal post
I think the eagle was trying to use the egg camera to play skittles, by using the penguins as pins.
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This is a normal post Why don't they have Eagle egg bowling penguin skittles at the winter Olympics?

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This is a normal post
that's a sport i would watch
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This is a normal post Best eggcam ever!

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This is a link post The Big Lebowski - 8 Bit
GC says no...
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This is a normal post Shut the fuck up Donny!
*clicks*
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This is a normal post You got a White Russian!

Nice!
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This is a normal post For some reason
Some guys are making a pinball table based on the Big Lebowski:
www.thebiglebowskipinball.com/
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This is a normal post Ha!My duaghter just looked over my shoulder and said
Is that a game....from your time?


Watching this, I do wonder what was in the other 114 minutes of the filum.
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This is a link post pakistan court sentences mentally ill man to death for blasphemy
bravo pakistan legal system, you useless bunch of uncivilised nob jockeys.
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This is a normal post Thought for the day:
If we're all made in God's image, and there is no such thing as free will, can blasphemy really exist? Would it not be the metaphysical equivalent of God sitting in the corner hitting himself?

Put to death for blasphemy. Have we gone back to the dark ages?
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This is a normal post TL/DR

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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post is that you?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, no.
That is the infamous "Turbobelm".
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This is a normal post hahaha
epic name
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This is a normal post There are some parts of the world you will not catch me going to because they are quire simply too backward and this is one of them.

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This is a normal post You fucking hippocrite!
You're from fucking CORNWALL!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
Back of the net
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This is a normal post Says the resident Devonian
Two bald men and a comb
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This is a normal post and one badly prepared scone.

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This is a normal post hehehe, "badly prepared scone"
Is this a euphemism?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, it's pronounced "scone",
actually.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post the scone was invented as a snack after incest

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This is a normal post Is that why they always put the cream on the jam?

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This is a normal post FFS YOU CRETIN: It's clotted cream first THEN jam
STOP GETTING SCONES WRONG
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *reels in line*

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This is a normal post Shut up Tabs.

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This is a normal post Now that's not fair, it's been ages since the last wickerman
Aaaand I live in Bedfordshire now anyway.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post "Bedfordshire", eh?
*slow claps*
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have you know my town has a fine reputation*, good pubs, farm shops, nature reserves, access to trains and the A1 and low house prices.
*for swinging apparently
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You've also got Nadine Dorries.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post No I don't shes mid bedfordshire.
We're North East Bedfordshire and have this unit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alistair_Burt
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This is a normal post St Neots?

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This is a normal post Sandy

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post But Bedfordshire's nowhere near the beach?

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This is a normal post And for having an impeccably run water supply
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q98lyNbeMM4
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This is a normal post And Luton and Bedford, true Jewels in the crown of what I like to call the Middle East.

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This is a normal post They serve a valuable purpose by hoovering up the dregs and keeping them away from my Town.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post St Neots?

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This is a normal post
Cornwall, High 6 (cause they have an extra digit)
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This is a normal post really? ive always like the look of kashmir.

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This is a normal post YOLO!

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This is a normal post Yes, we all love yellow polos,
but that's hardly relevant right now.
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This is a normal post Someone sending messages to various people claiming to be a prophet isn't mental are they?

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This is a normal post What if he was a real prophet and had the answer to it all?
The executioners would feel pretty silly then.
Or they could be just be killing off some poor chap with mental issues.

What next? Stoning women for talking to blokes?
Wait...
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This is a normal post Well
it's not like people haven't been put to death for claiming to be the Son of God before. There's historical precedence at work here going back at least two thousand years...
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This is a normal post Good point, well presented.
We're a crap species.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post And yet David Icke lives

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This is a normal post As does this man:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1XaNU20II8
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This is a link post How many beers?
How many beers can you buy for the minimum wage in each country?



I'd like to live in Belgium. Oh hang on, I do.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I think in the U.S. you can split only 1 beer with your family

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This is a normal post Fucking hell
Belgium's off the fucking scale!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post So, either their beer is cheap or their minimum wage is ace.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post needs two other maps - one showing minimum wages, and t'other showing average beer prices
still doesn't take into account beer quality though. The beer in Turkey could be 90% seawater
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This is a normal post Every time I drive into Belgium the roads at the border suddenly turn really crap.
Then leaving Belgium the roads turn good again.
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This is a normal post ^THIS
I am always shocked at the shitness of Belgium's infrastructure especially their motorways with rutted lanes which seem permanently closed. I've had the misfortune to stay in Charleroi several times. A place so run down and grim you instantly want to self harm. Makes Tilbury look like Beverly Hills
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This is a normal post their trains are from the 1950s, with scenery going by that looks more bland and decrepit than a tour through Milton Keynes

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This is a normal post It is true, and noticeably worse in the French part than the Flemish region
But on the other hand, BEER!
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This is a normal post ^

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This is a normal post Probably because the council is munted of cheap booze

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This is a normal post Are you implying the entire Belgium workforce are bone idle beer consuming retards?
You are aren't you
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post have you never watched Poirot

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This is a normal post to be fair Russia don't really do beer do they?
you'd probably get more bottles of Vodka than we do beers in a month.
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This is a normal post Brings this to mind
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14232970
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This is a normal post Hahaha brilliant

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 21:24, Reply)
This is a link post Beliebe in yourself I made this!
I did some quick tailoring yesterday & made his prison smock out of an old bed sheet - worked out pretty well. This smug bastard grew up in a town near me here in Canada & a friend of a friend of mine had sex with his mom a few years back. I gave him a high 5.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly how many years back???
Not say, roughly 19 years and 9 months
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This is a normal post haha no then he would get a punch in the face instead of a high 5

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This is a normal post nice

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This is a normal post Word.

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This is a normal post that's brilliantly done
that is.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
thanks!
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This is a normal post Ha ha superb!
I was utterly convinced.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post perfect haha

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This is a link post This man has had just about enough of Justin Bieber NSFW
Great start, felt like a performance towards the end. NSFW swears.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm with Doug: youtu.be/IPNWRoVR750
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post He pissed in a mop bucket ?
Not really the rock and roll golden shower you would expect from an out of control pop star.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post He is that pathetic..
thats the best rock and roll antics he could come up with.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I think we're all clear as to his position on the matter...

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This is a normal post He's the sort of actor you'd get on Casualty or Eastenders.

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This is a normal post So that's what happened to Charlie!
They filmed an episode of Casualty at my college once (St Brendans in Brislington) It was quite an amusing day seeing all these maimed people walking into the canteen and buying coffee.
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This is a normal post Reminds me of the film Casino....
'A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.'
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:57, Reply)
This is a link post Man vs Milk I made this!
A thing what we did.
(and yes, we need proper microphones, less affected by wind)
*parp*
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Now THAT'S what I came to see
*clickage*
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Props for being outside
In that weather in just a T shirt.
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This is a normal post :)
Luckily, I was the one who got the fun job :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm impressed
you produce a lot of "milk"
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh just suck his willy.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what links is here for

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait...
..so I shouldn't post this on /talk?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
No, you should.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *So* many people will miss out if you don't.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I lol'd at least twice!
Nicely done, but yeah shame for going to all that effort then recording it with an iPhone or something.

It's a wierd thing I've noticed here, folks will go to incredible efforts for the visuals but then record the voiceover in a bathroom or something. Is sound just boring?

Not detracting from the excellence of your video btw, just noting that sound quality is rarely even considered
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a pair of Canon DSLRs
and we only had the inbuilt mic's :(
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah gotcha
I remember seeing some guy talking about recording with a phone and he just stuck a bandaid over the mic, seemed to work well.

LIFEHACK!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Get your self a hotshoe mounted Rode and a deadcat
just shy of a £100 for both but surprisingly good for killing wind
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Rode mics are the bomb for the money.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post use a sound stage next time

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
was that actually milk? that'll leave a nice smell by the fridge.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a messy shoot..
But it was coffee whitener and water, much cheaper :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post He was hoping you'd say goat spunk.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you any idea how long that would take!?
Actually, if anyone would know, you would..
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, it would tak.....
HEY! Wait a cotton-pickin' minute there, mister!!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
Ace all.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, loved how it went.
As noted, sound is an issue but really good effort.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post very strange
regarding the sound, considering there's only a few occasional noises you need to hear you may as well just re-dub the whole thing.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That last milk wollup was a good kicker

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha! It's true!

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Very silly!

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done!

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I have spare wind-proof microphones and an unfilled vacancy for a 'human toilet'
whattodo
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA
Excellent stuff.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, yes and yes.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:02, Reply)
This is a link post Dutch I, Frankenstein poster.
Not really. Bristol

Warning: twitter link.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I've always wondered,
if your stools don't look like *any* of those on the Bristol Stool Chart, do they still let you in?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Just going to throw it out there....
All films about Batman are wank, including the Dark Knight and, possibly the worst film ever made, The Dark Knight Rises
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post could you explain why?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I know its supposed to be a comic but...
I can deal with the bullet-proof armour and the fact that he can beat just about anyone in a fight etc etc....but a jail with a massive hole in the roof for people to escape? How did he get from the prison to Gotham? EVERY SINGLE police officer in a city, even those on holiday or from the office, went underground and got trapped? There were a lot more of these 'plot holes' but I haven't watched it for a while so cant remember anymore.
Amazing SFX and cinematography, cant fault that. The rest - acting, plot, unrealistic bullshit script - terrible.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Agree completely.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post "...the worst film ever made..."
You've seen "Cabin Fever", right?
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post so good they made a sequel...
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh christ, did they?
It was pretty much a snuff film.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post get comfy and feast away
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YGGj1X2TwA
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, having seen the trailer
It would appear I've seen the second half of that by accident, must have been on telly at some point it must have been shite for it not to have been at all memorable.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post There's an xkcd
comic, where he suggests, whenever you encounter the word 'batman', replacing it with 'man in a bat suit'. Makes it very hard to take it seriously after that.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post TDKR was an absolute pile of shit.
and TDK wasn't all that either. Batman Begins was pretty decent though.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post TDK? Huh?

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
he is the only reason I want to see the Robocop remake
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post they've got some great actors in that new Robocop, I hope it doesn't suck as much as the trailers suggest

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I really hope its a steaming pile of wank..
maybe they will start to come up with some new ideas instead of remaking shit 80s films like robocop and dredd.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally agree with this
That's why these Swedish films are doing so well, I think people of fed up of this Hollywood bullshit
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
especially the day before retirement...
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:02, Reply)
This is a link post The General
The whole dang movie.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post no worries chief.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post On the very week when I thought "I really should watch a Buster Keaton film one of these days"
Perfect timing, ta.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:27, Reply)
This is a link post Furry force - pastiche of saturday morning cartoons and furries NSFW
Ewww - furries....
Contains wobbly animated boobs and scrotums and things that will give JJ a stiffy.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Yifftastic :)
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel uncomfortable laughing at CH stuff
But that was good
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
This is a link post Got wood?
Get your chopper out!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to buy wood from a guy who did this by the side of the road
I'd get maybe 30-50kg at a time, just loose in the cavernous boot of my knackered old 1983 shitheap car. Took an hour or more to unload it into a neat pile by the back door. Worth every minute.

There's something viscerally satisfying about every stage of a wood fire, from sitting under the growing tree to emptying out the ashes. Just a shame there are so damn many of us people types, or I'd advocate more open wood fires.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm planning on fitting a wood-burning stove at home soon :-D
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I have 2! *smugs*
No central heating though, and keeping them stoked is a bitch. And they make a mess.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post But it's a manly mess
It's a mess that grows a beard and goes fishing at weekends, even if it's pissing down and it has to cut a hole in the ice with its bare hands.
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post This is true, and it is great fun wielding an axe.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post satisfying

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Easy if you have well seasoned wood otherwise it's a bitch.

(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Very true
This technique can only be used on certain species (which will split nicely). Being frozen also helps the process. I was felling trees last week with an axe and it's hard work!
(, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor log
It never stood a chance
(, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 22:33, Reply)

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