b3ta.com links
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Links » Archive 8620 (Older | Newer)

This is a link post I think this needs a soundtrack...
...any takers? My old mate, Dave, has grown up far too soon.
 (donkiddick, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:31, Reply)
This is a link post Picture I took of my depressing City.
Saying that though you can get a decent Chip Batch in some parts so life isn't so bad.
 (Fluffster, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Chip Batch??
neanderthal - the term is chip stottie
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Coventry?
nice pic even if it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Taken from the car park behind the Belgrade theatre?
Also, they are batches not stotties. We're not in Jockistan
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't heard much from the porridge wogs recently.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah thats cos the friegtend of the big yellow thing in the sky

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
the stairs to the Barracks or the Premier inn
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent clarity in that.
What camera and lens?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Must have been a wide angle then.....

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Huge lenses, seriously...
...MASSIVE.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Like this?
www.geek.com/news/canons-5200mm-prime-lens-is-super-rare-and-quite-massive-1534367/
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Powerfully erotic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Your Mum and a NIkon D5300 with the 18-55mm kit lens.

(Fluffster, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Nikon???
Booo...

Nice pic though
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post From Hillman house?
No, the stairs to the Barracks or the Premier inn. Heres a bit of the Billion pound station redevelopment. Just for balance.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o4jJFH4oKE
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:31, Reply)
This is a link post Zomboid threatens to ruin Lava Fish Day in this Nickelodeon Short I made this!
A short animation made for the 2013-14 Nickelodeon Shorts Program by The Brothers McLeod featuring red hot fish, a talking volcano and a flying moose. Obviously.
(MyUlls http://www.bromc.co.uk, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 9:55, Reply)
This is a link post A Brief History of Everything, feat. Neil deGrasse Tyson.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post All begun by Jeebus.

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Neva stop believin'.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I am sorry but i have to take your first answer
The correct lyrics are in fact
Don't stop believing,you scored no points in that round
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this is ace
There are loads like this but this one stands out
 (I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I want a light crayon.

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post don't stop blowing yourself up for Santa
you'll get one in some reincarnation.
 (softporn 70's sink fixer, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
quote "by a mechanism unknown"
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 22 Jul 2015, 2:02, Reply)
This is a link post Creatures from inside your music speakers!
Simple flour and water and beats... strange stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
corn flour, not flour.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post If he had just put some cling film down over the cone first he wouldn't have ruined that speaker.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:56, Reply)
This is a link post Will it be chips or jacket spuds?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't seen that for years, but was still word perfect singing along!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
of course a 2015 remake would have to be in Polish
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!!!
This is now ripped and on ,y daughters USB stick for car travel
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fried onion rings

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop making me remember things

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 6:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I shout at peter kay.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloke bottom left in group shot
is the son of Trevor Peacock.

Just read his entry on Wiki. Who'd a thunk?

Also, "Big sis". Whatever happened to her? *googles*
 (dribl, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh.
80s nostalgia continues instead.

here
 (dribl, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Familar unknown
familiar-unknown.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/daniel-peacock.html
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh!
/daylost
 (dribl, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post just mishaped burgers

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
i can taste the disappoint
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post YEs, everyone can remember the song, but did anyone recall what it was actually advertising?
I know I didn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
I recalled incorrectly that it was chips. Or the death throes of the British automotive industry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that
a prototype Segway in the bottom left at the start? Fell through a time warp?
 (sleep lack, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope

it's one of these
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I have the honourable mention of
having serenaded this song to my wife whilst courting...

Seemed to do the trick.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post you old romantic :D

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post And?
What's next? A smash advert?
 (ed-z, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 22:52, Reply)
This is a link post 2 hours of bangin' psytrance
It isn't funny, just awesome if you like that kind of thing. Which you probably don't.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QgwHu0V6KM
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I did say
you probably don't.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit wishy washy for me
But good intentions. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all about when Hujaboy - Ancient Memories kicks in
Love it.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Great, now all I want to do is take some acid and eat some ice poles

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm trying very hard not to stand up and start gurning in the office.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Not my bag

And believe me, I've been to enough psy raves to know. It's all about the downtempo stuff.
Check out my mates Apollyon and Kodama though, you might like ;o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course you know what your bag is
it's yours, not down to anyone else to know what it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Down tempo?
Go and sit in the chillout zone grandad!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ALL about the chillout zone

If you're still standing, you're not properly fucked up!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I need a dose that'd fell an elephant
before I'm cotching on the floor.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 14:32, Reply)
This is a link post A luverlee song abat Twitter

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how all their songs
sound a bit like Terrorists Are Gay from Nathan Barley.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6exgBw7iaA8
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 2:13, Reply)
This is a link post Tweeted Love I made this!
Twitter in all its diversity - from mundanity to perversity - "sings" Soft Cell. A solo pun jam this time. Who knew there were so many tweeting merps?
(merkinhead poos sideways, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
That is gloriously silly and must have taken ages.
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Best one so far in my view!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post b

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Oops, that went wrong.
Yay!

can't sleep Pat Knight.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Brill, as always. \o/

(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 2:14, Reply)
This is a normal post great stuff !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I still want to say
that knowing what is coming takes half the fun out of it. But it doesn't. Have a click.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Very clever

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheers all. This one's gone a bit mental on Twitter today after RTs from Al Murray, Richard Osman, Caitlin Moran and Al Murray. Not sure how to react to 10K vies in 24h after 15-odd years struggling to get double-digit views for my nonsense. It'll all have died down in a day or two, I'm sure.
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Taken down :(
Meh. Video was taken down from YT yesterday after a demand from the song's publisher. (The record company that owned the rights to the Soft Cell recording, on the other hand, had already allowed the video to remain live in most countries, and were monetising it, so I thought we were okay.) Now have a © strike against my account so have had to disable the other vids in the series too, as more can come in quick succession. I'd argue they're all "fair use" under US law and "fair dealing" under UK law, but have spoken to a lawyer and the position is murky. Our sort of parody, which requires taking the original audio *in its entirety* to work, was not envisioned when they brought in the parody exceptions, so its legality is unclear. I can't afford to be a "test case" and lose. This came 2 days after the video was used as the playout on BBC Newsnight. Takedown request was a manual one, not automated. VIdeo was a vIctim of its success, I guess. Mulling over options, but fear this series of videos may be scuppered. (Still seems to be working on here, oddly, but guess it's just cached on my machine). Shame, 'cos we were just putting the finishing touches to a killer follow-up. :(
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:46, Reply)
This is a link post Hallefuckingluhjah, Moritz Von Oswald Trio has a new LP out
with a promising new drummer called Tony Allen, so give him a big hand.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like a fat lady trying to get out of a car

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A disputation among owls
In a bicycle factory
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you a Nurse With Wound fan as well?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:42, Reply)
This is a link post Gangster Party Line
repost

www.gangsterpartyline.com/voicemails/
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Lenny Henry has let himself go

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That goes rather Brian Butterfield list-gag at the end.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Preist Chat!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:51, Reply)
This is a link post Pocket Printer
Only just seen this. I want one. I dont print anything ever, but I WOULD if I had this, I just know it...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post that advert muzak makes me want to smash rabbits with hammers

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed.... want to murder death kill over the tune.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 20 Jul 2015, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like the shit the charts were full of when real music died in 1995.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds like an idea for an animation....

(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sometimes
I write more than one line.
How
would
it
cope
with
that
.
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post does it actually do more than that?
the video only shows one line so I assume that's all it does.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You can always buy more of them.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post imagine the graffiti applications

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Notice how it only moves in one dimension.
I bet you have to reposition it for every new line. That would be shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Just learn to write for fuck's sake.
I hear you can even get special triangular pencils if it's new to you.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck that
ill stick with my forehead dobber.

and that printer does a whole page, i posted the wrong video.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I've looked at the other videos
By 'whole page' they mean a massive 5cm wide white border all four sides and text in a narrow column down the middle.

There are conventional pocket sized portable A4 printers that are not much larger than the ZUtA that print a full page. Bearing in mind you also need an A4 sized smooth level surface for the ZUtA to run on, the faff-factor is just too high for it to be genuinely useful. Try operating one in a car for instance, or on a train. I don't think they have really thought it through.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post TECHNOLOGY: Ensuring that humans will one day lose the ability to write.

(chompedhomas, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 4:02, Reply)
This is a link post Am I doing it right?

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to rather like
their video for b line vimeo.com/76766181
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
Was looking for this video but could only get one with the Vortel remix on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post A little Lamb is always right.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't be allowed to do this shit.
It's just a man shouting, does nothing at all.
Silly twat
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Who's the twat, the guy videoing or the guy singing?
Because I would have kicked the guy in the nuts for waking me up. It's difficult enough getting to sleep on a plane without someone yelling at you.
 (I helped save b3ta! AWPS, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws shoes at screen*
Unnecessary noise pollution.

Want to pray to your sky-dude? Fine by me, fill your boots, just do it quietly. Your high-and-mighty is omniscient, yet somehow can only hear your prayers if you yell? Noncesense.
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 20 Jul 2015, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Plus you know, he's in a plane so he's that much closer so he probably only needs to whisper

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 6:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe - I expect Ian Allah (or whoever his deity is) is just ignoring him on purpose
because he's not worn a tie, or done his top button up. Or tucked his fucking shirt in.
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Covering his own ears.
Pfft. Like that will save you from from the Bene Gesserit. They don't need no weirding modules, you know. They fuck you up whether you can hear it or not.

1/10 for the performance alone.
Twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Building bridges at a basic level :(

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 20 Jul 2015, 23:07, Reply)
This is a link post You Just Don't Get It, Do You?
NSFW swears.
but you wouldn't just pop a youtube video on in work with the speakers blasting, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This is EXACTLY what UK television is missing, a gritty, hard-hitting series about a team of street-savvy house decorators

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Why does your painting always end up so messy, Pulaski?
Its just the way I roll, chief.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I get it
Do you?
 (I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:23, Reply)
This is a link post The sun. It burns!!!

(I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Moobs
Here we go blame someone else even though the right information was given and ignored. Outrage, face in paper, can we make a few quid out of this etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
What a fucking spastic, now he's ruined it for every other school kid to come.
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
I want to know what the photographer said to make her pull that face.
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that's her usual sour expression honed by a life of complaining and Regal fags.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post My sister's probably giving her lessons in being mard
She's never been one to limit the misery to herself.
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post "Nice tits ...no not you"

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW due to moobs.
"I think it was total neglect on the part of the teachers"

Yes, of course it was, dear. Let's blame someone else and call the lawyers.

Ugh.

-edit: What spazz said Up there^
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i'd say that was quite an educational school trip after all

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Every day is a school day.
Today children we are going to be learning about radiation burns.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon he'd do exactly the same thing again given half a chance

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see you

Make a sketchy animation out of his moobs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post They're from Salford
It's a bit unfair to expect them to understand the power of the sun.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What a stupid cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post listen to your teachers dickhead

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical statement by the chav Mum:
'She also said she had given her son some factor 15 and that he had been told to put sun lotion on in the morning as the school party travelled to the water park.'

"He was not told again after that to top it up. They arrived at the park at about 10am and were there until 4pm and it was very hot.

"I think it was total neglect on the part of the teachers," she said.

I think she's smells compensation!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
compensation
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post school trips abroad at that school
now off the table.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Most of the comments feel the need to call the kid fat.
I bet he's delighted that his mum has gone public with this story.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post "Mum, how much did we get from the Daily Express?"
"Enough for a pizza delivery, but not enough to forget the taste of your own tears. Eat up fatty."
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair,
there's quite a lot complimenting his rack, so it balances.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post What a dickhead.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Interestingly there's no mention of the child neglect she has clearly inflicted by overfeeding the poor sod.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The kids even got stretch marks FFS!

(felixcoen, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done to that mother.
Now the entire World knows you raised a fat moron.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Good job it wasn't a safari park they were at,
the teachers would have had a job keeping this fuckhammer outof the lion enclosure.
 (I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a non-news story when you read the headline

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post nice tits, you fat stupid cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand how the "sunburn" has formed such a weird pattern.
It's like he wore a shirt which covered the front of his neck, his chest and forearms and lower back, but left his shoulders and upper arms exposed. His face and ears seem to be fine. And whats with the massive red circles on the front of his upper arms.

Did he use sunblock as ritualistic body paint or something?

Was he in some kind of strange ballgown, with a wide brimmed hat?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post wore a wifebeater on the day
regularly wears t shirts outside thus forearms are more used to sun
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post They both look VERY intelligent people.
We should give them valuable space in a quality newspaper.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Since when was the Express a quality newspaper?

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post lolz

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post There are multiple layers of sarcasm.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking scum.
He'll be on that ITV show for vermin next... (can't remember what it's called)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Coronation Street.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ITN

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprise Surprise.

(I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell her to put a bit of salt and vinegar on those crispy bits.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post He's going to get SUCH a slapsies at school now.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 8:28, Reply)

« Older links | Newer links »