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Green Day's new album is shit.
What has proven you totally right recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
There is no "totally" right

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
You're wrong!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
'totally' wrong etc...

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
I agree 100% with this statement

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
most /talk threads have swear words in them.
oh look I'm right.....
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
QotW

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
What have they done, now?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
You didn't read the epic
100+ replies flame war against the Dad who said

'Result!' after explaining how a bully got raped and then killed themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
Oh QOTW..
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post422868
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
It wasnt as good
as the guy who used a Honda Accord as :

1 - An anti-bully weapon
2 - A status symbol
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
more than one bully?
what a great episode of bullseye that was.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
well spotted

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
chain bummed each other senseless

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
I am enjoying this weeks QOTW
The replies mind, most of the stories are fucking terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
It's the best one since 'Mugged'

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

's new album is
are
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
Surprise surfuckingprise.
Green Day's albums have always been shit. I think it might have something to do with them being shit.

I'm never proved right, I'm fail.

Actually, a minute ago, when that Captain Placid chap came back on QOTW to advise that yes, he was happy about the rape and suicide of a mentally ill child.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
I like one Green Day song
But all the rest can fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
They fill me with nothing but ugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
STOP BULLYING SEXFACE

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
IT MIGHT MAKE HIM LOVE ME.
Chances, eh? Not good. Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
chances
girl- check
on the internet - check
in a relationship - check
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
Haha oh Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
At least he's sticking to his guns.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
There is that.
There's also the fact that his guns are so wrong, it's unreal.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
'I think raping kids is perfectly acceptable'
'woe betide any one that touches my daughter'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
Most things, because I don't have the thought cycle of a Down's Spastic Rettastic Cusher Hufferbean

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
FUCK A SHIT,

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
Rubbish chat-up line. Rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
JMG BAM BAM.. JMG BAM BAM!
I'm starting a marching band.
People with asthma or heart trouble might cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
still my fav.
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/jmgjpeg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
I think I put that on my FAN CLUB page.
No doubt, confusing people.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
I heard the latest rumour was that one of your legs is actually a peg.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
I thnk that a JMG marching band would cause The Inhaler Crew minimal distress..
...due to them not being Outdoors and thus unable to witness the sun glinting off your head as you proudly march through the streets, beating up a tuba player.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
Oh don't you worry.
We break into their house.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
I see the tourettes is coming along nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/TS/index.htm?URL=news.bbc.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
YES!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
Let's cater to minority interests.
JMG ruins the internet by being a jobless autistic baldie.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

img149.imageshack.us/img149/6873/jmgdole.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
LOVETAPEWORMS.COM DO YOU LOVE TAPEWORMS??
mmm, the feeling of having a long, slender being writhing inside my guts just makes me SO horny
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
Tomorrow the football is equally as exciting as usual.
What are your current football based thoughts?

That's, FOOTBALL and JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
There is a boss at work that just talks football
one of the most dullest cunts it has ever been my misfortune to encounter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
I bet the whole football chat makes you want to go out and buy the biggest Linux shirt you'll ever see?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
linux?
never used it, and only ever thought about using on the ps3 until I get a harty case of cannotbearseditus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
What about that Leeds then JMG?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
OH MY.
A Leeds fan stormed out of the bar, last night.
Student, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
Flouncing
IN REAL LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
That's fantastic :)

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
Hull and the Arse to play, one point needed
bottom half of the table's more exciting than the top now
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
Much like my jaded view
of a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
Everyone associated with professional football is a paedophile
Discuss
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
no they aren't
that enough of a discussion?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
It's a viewpoint in contrast to my own
It's the start of a discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
Doesn't look like it

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
Someone post something anti-jmgish in the thread,
So I can click it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
thing is
there is nothing that cannot be said that has not been said already.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
That's ok, JMG repeats himself etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
OH MY SWEET RR!
img200.imageshack.us/img200/4900/repeatsjmg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
Is that Heather from Eastenders?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
I don't watch women's television.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
*BOOOOOOOOOMING TENS*

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
*Reverse fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
JMG only goes to the zoo to watch monkeys masturbating

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

img134.imageshack.us/img134/2769/jmgsfaultmcdonalds.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
If that was a KFC I'd be in tears by now.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
FUCKING YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:26, archived)

4.bp.blogspot.com/_bT-kiU8dYuQ/SEFuAjLWH3I/AAAAAAAACIY/6hX19q62bFs/s400/tattoo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
Newcastle 1 Fulham 3

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
OH GW!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
I am a Fulham fan
we need to gain entry to the EUROPA LEAGUE to raise our profile as a PREMIERSHIP POWERHOUSE.

Your fat lad might have scored against Boro, but he wont find the net against the Premier Leauges meanest defence (Outside the top 4)
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
Eh?
Porky Taylor?
Chubby Martins?
Fatso Lovenkrands?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
Viduka

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
Harold Bishop.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
He didn't score against Boro
this time round.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
no football based thoughts for tomorrow
thoughts for tomorrow include a wine festival
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
Dons are playing tonight
now odds on faves for promotion.
Finaly MK is getting the recognition it deserves.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
Franchise FC?
fuck them.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
yeah yeah
get over it already
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
I'm down with this.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
They play good football
If I was from Mk, I'd support them.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
I believe I am being dragged to watch United vs Arsenal

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
Go Arsenal, I say.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
Me too
hope Hull (And Jimmy Fucking Bullard) go down.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
Optimistic
enjoy yourself Monday night, then?
I got slightly tipsy afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
Oh yes.
I was quite drunk, and enjoyed the walk near the away buses.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

i43.tinypic.com/zm1u1d.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
Ha!
Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
NSFW but haha yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
I'm going to see a band at my team's stadium this evening.
YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
Is it time for another JMG thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
Maybe if you start a new one
he'll join in.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

img155.imageshack.us/img155/6990/jmgthread.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
Renée Zellweger looks hot

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
are there more of these?
i like the post one better
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
*Counts*
15.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
good stuff
can i go home yet, jmg?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
JMG always makes me think 'junior MG'
like those little tykes plastic cars, but MGs for bairns. Meep meep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
Hey Shitheads.
What's been moaned about, this far?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
I see you didn't say jmg in that post
52 times a week your limit?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
yeah look at that total burn.
YEAH
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

img9.imageshack.us/img9/8026/jmgpost.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
you're so burned you'll need a skin graft
YEAH!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
I can't fucking believe the result of the eurovision song contest contest, it's a travesty

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
It's not on til tomorrow.
Unless you're upset at the results of the semi finals, like I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
I didn't really watch it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
WELL SHUT UP THEN

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
you're such a liar!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
Tits
with little pug faces instead of nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
Next

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
River Island

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
TK Maxx

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
Officers Club

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
John Lewis

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
Martin Shaw

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
Martin Sheen

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
TESCO MULTIBALL!

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
Have you seen the new Tesco uniforms?
They have just rolled them out in this area and they look bloody awful. Back in my day they used to be fairly smart, now they are all lolpoloshirts and lolcombats.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
i haven't but then again i don't really go around paying attention to the uniforms workers in supermarkets wear

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
ok
randomn.es/images/12c1ded1005ec9f31854dfbb71db9b53.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
You fucker
I just lost the game.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

xkcd.com/391/
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
However...
randomn.es/images/6fdc5bc77910942bfcb27a6bf1efab58.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
breating?
*eyebrow raise*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
haha
I didn't spot that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
I'm not playing the game.
Ace to be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
you know I am

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
*licks*

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
I love pugs, but I love snoopy nose tits more.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
what, black?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
yeah boi

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
he got jungle fevah
heee got jungle fevah
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
King of Diamonds Pug
images.marketworks.com/hi/76/75993/aun-pp-kjp0054.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
Due to hating doctors
My other half is making me take vitamin supplements.

These are:
Cod Liver Oil
Hemp Seed Oil
Vitamin C
Echinacea
Magnesium
Glucosamine
Garlic
It's like breakfast.

What shit do you take just to stay alive/shut somebody up?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:54, archived)

breakfast.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
TJ:
I'm looking to sell a Wii with 5 games (Dead Rising, Wii Sports, Wii Play, Guitar Hero 3, Guitar Hero World Tour*)

How much should I be looking to get?

*With Drums, Microphone and 2 Guitars
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
Why don't you call up Game and ask?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
I already tried quotes from them and Gamestation.
Gamestation were offering £120 for everything.

Game wouldn't give me a quote.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
sounds a bit low, but alright
see what ebay have in the way of similar packages too - I assume you're trying to sell it on ebay rather than in Game/station?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
Preferably, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
so check ebay too.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
I am.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
i would estamite it at no less than 40 million pounds

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
Beer and cigarettes.
edit And I didn't call Goatworrier a cunt. Much. Well, at least not to his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
I dont care
if you Gaz'ed RedRocket to say I was a cunt.

I am a cunt. I put a lot of effort into being a cunt. Online.

You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
I really didn't, I don't know what's going on.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
food water
I eat a balanced diet so I don't need any faddy shit for the gullible
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
See, I agree with vitamin c and echinacea
But the rest is just disasterous. I heard hemp seed oil will make me fail a drug test.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
eat a fucking orange
actually, obviously do what you want I'm not one to judge.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
Echinacea is good for immune shit

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
Only if you're a certain blood type, apparently.
According to my NotADoctor occy health woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
nope
news.healingwell.com/index.php?p=news1&id=527080
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
I used it because I tried it when I had a cold and it worked
Like WOW said, it's probably the blood type.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
Do you mean
you had a cold, you took it, your cold got better in about five to ten days.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
No, smartarse

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
Well do tell.
How did it "work" then?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
MIRACLE CURE!
if that stuff worked, it would have been licensed by a pharmaceutical firm decades ago.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
*Picard moment*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
It leaves false positives

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

wiki.answers.com/Q/Will_hemp_seed_protein_make_you_fail_a_drug_test
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
vodka

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
Stuff that has been proven to be effective in clinical trials
and crack.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
anti emo pills
glucosamine
ciggies
weed
food
water
sleep
oxygen.

Oh, and mebeverine when I can remember to ask for the prescription.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
YOUR MUM

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
Couldn't you just take one of those all encompassing vitamin suppliments and be done with it?
I'm currently taking vitamin C to help with my skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
They don't really have everything anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
Peppermint Tea

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
I don't know if they'll do you much good, you know
but I'm crap at swallowing tablets anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
*waits for strikethrough*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
I did leave myself a bit open for it there
oh god, more innuendos. I can't stop!
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
You're unstoppable for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
I have a multivitamin when I remember
and a daily dose of cock.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
It's like hemp seed oil but a little bit different

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
Dog burps
Victorian snuff
Clown Tears
Volcano gas
wearing cowboy chaps whilst being naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
but DG
you can't wear cowboy chaps whilst being naked
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
every so often my missus
decides we should spend a week living on nothing but juiced fresh fruit and vegetables with something called Spirulina (which I think is a type of algae)... it's not all that bad... the worst bit is the caffeine comedown headache.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
Oh wow, I'm totally looking at my watch now.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
you really do have time on your hands.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
What time is it?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
It's MINUTE AFTER I LOOKED NOW ROFFLE

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
I have to carry a TV in a minute
that sounds suspiciously like exercise
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
I'm totally navel-gazing right now.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
you`ll find no comic script in there.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
Nah, just a bit of fluff
And some flakes of skin.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
oh so it is your script.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
Nah
It doesn't have any Honda Accord puns. Not my script at all.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
no honda accord
no problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
I'm going to my future landlord's to pay my deposit.
Goodbye money! ):
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
Oh God
I'll be doing that in a couple of weeks- £1225...

*Quivers*
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
hello flat

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
I suppose... If you're going to be all POSITIVE! *sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
I'm quite happy
I'm helping some people move house after work,
which means I get all the excitement of moving house with none of the stress.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
Is he a robot?

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
Oh Badger, I'm totally watchless right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
Did you lose it while helping to deliver a baby cow?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
Is this in reference to Gilgamesh's hilarious comedy account?
If not, no. If so, yes, I totally reached my hoof up myself and lost my watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
No it wasn't
it was just the first thing that sprang to mind as to how you could lose a watch.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
Ahhh, no then.
I've not been fisting any cows, officer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
Literally?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
Oh wow, I'm totally looking for my watch now.
Where'd it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
I just ate lunch,
sorry I didn't get you guys involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
Oh for fuck's sake
That's a perfectly good food thread, wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
I had a pizza
in a restuarant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
Oddly I just took my watch apart and cleaned it up
looked like no-one had done that for the last 50 years.

Also, some students are smoking a spliff outside my office window
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
lean out, steal, lean back in.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
this is the sort of advice the internet was designed for

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
Knowing students though, it's probably piss poor hash.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
smells a bit soapy
I have to say
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
I hope they catch schizophrenia

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
i'm totally posting from my phone
I'm so cool
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
I really think..
That there's not enough :( in the world for this.
Almost certainly NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
I don't think something with burlesque in the title is something I want to look at at work.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
^this
I clicked, then I clicked the red cross. Eeep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
we're both going to be fired.
:(
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
I could do with some being fired, actually.
Nice rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
Whilst quietly bookmarking it in your mind,
so you can look at it first thing when you get home?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
I've got proper grot at home, I don't need this.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
Did you get the stuff I sent you of me?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
:( no

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
It's me dressed in sexy versions of the costumes from Emmerdale.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
Phwoar
do you dress up as Sandy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
No.
But my Seth will definitely toast your crumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
Seth NOW?
Humna.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
It's like a dream come true.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
I want to know
if they mocked up their fannies to look as if they went sideways for that truly oriental feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
what is it?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
More importantly, what is this?
randomn.es/images/c0501fbb860a1787449601ef5da66599.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
£5 on some sort of clam thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
That's what I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
Syncubus's mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
Holy shit
*feels very inadequate*
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
some dead bird with its head cut off innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
It's an elephant snail

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
Not similar...
img525.imageshack.us/img525/1807/oct0802ee0.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
Also
img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/peterUK/spiders/Snail.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
Elephant clam?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
Burleseque nintendo cosplay
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
different strokes
different folks
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
Cosplayers are next against the wall after the furries when the revolution comes.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
I can probably plead an exemption for you and CR3.
Bless your yiffy hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
aww fanks

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
What's the difference between cosplay and fancy dress?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
I don't think there is one, to be honest
cosplay is just a cool word for it.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
Bad images of Badger shooting kids on Halloween, Spangles.
'Trick or...*BANG*'

'Take that you little pervy cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
cosplay is where you're roleplaying, in costume.
Fancy dress is fancy dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
You don't pretend in fancy dress?
I suppose you don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
I pretend in fancy dress.
well, a mac whilst flashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
I'm going to a steampunk extravaganza soon
it's dressing up o clock for me.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
You lucky woman
I'd like to go to something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
it's this
www.whitemischief.info/next-show there might still be tickets if you fancy a night out.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
Oooh I wish I could
but something's happening on the 23rd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
when you say you are dressing as a clock
are you actually going to fit into a clock as you is sooo wee?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
not AS A CLOCK
oh Ty. Your old eyes are failing you :(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
who said that?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
I don't find the larger ladys attractive,
I suppose I should be shot too
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
Why don't you just say fat chicks?
/fat chick
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
It was just a bit sad until it got to the Zelda stuff.
Then I did a massive sadface at the metroid one.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

'Samus' looks like Dee Snider from Twisted Sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
oh internet!

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
what's so bad about that?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
I like video games, I like ladies taking their clothes off.
The two shouldn't be combined really.
'Samus' looks like Dee Snider from Twisted Sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
I've seen lousier burlesque

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
Christ.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
religious burlesque
christ in a g string
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
nah, its great
chun li is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
The two should ALWAYS be combined

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
yay not for work
/is not at work and can look at loads of porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
A cat couldn't scratch what I've got down my pants right now.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
kittens?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
Maddie

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
Zombie maddie

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
I read that to the tune of Crazy Horses by The Osmonds

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
rwwowwOOOOW rwwwwwrOOOW

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
gotta love zombie maddie
£5 a go

and no need to worry, thats not sloppy seconds, just decomposition.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
has balders got COCKSUCKEr tourettes?
I made my little boy burst out into a fit of giggles last night. He's nearly 5 months old.
I think that's a massive feat.

What massive feats have you achieved?
?
(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
I ignored this post

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
I can see

(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
Did you whistle and look out of the window?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
He has a giant nob

(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
No he wiped his cock on it
then everyone will ignore it too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
I once successfully logged on to an internal NASA system and had a look around.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
Did you play GLobal ThermoNuclear War on it by any chace?

(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
I'm fucking knackered.
Children are rubbish.
Tomorrow I make music with some people.
Fucking cunt fuck shit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
Will it be beautiful music?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
Wii Music

(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
small people.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
Did you not consider that Dobis was an even shitter name than Sibod?
Why not make an entirely new one up?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
Do you believe ducks are evolving?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
Quiet fool!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

Oh shi-
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
This is like a great cockney anthem.
my coffee is as strong as popeye.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
Could you not make the music out of the kids
in amazing fritzlnation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
LOOK OUT! GOOSE!

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
FUCK.
FUCK YOU. FUCK OFF. FUCK. CUNT FANNY SHIT. FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
PISS.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
BUGGER.
FANNY. SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
Dude
you havent got a Honda Accord.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
Due to its weaponistic potential,
this is probably just as well.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
Your latest prank call made me actually laugh
for the first time when listening to your "plopcast"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
I WAS ALL LIKE ROFL.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
And she was all like
"Dude, I am like, totally unimpressed and busy, yet polite"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
I can make music from my rear hole.
Your will sound better.
(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
+s

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
It's pissing down and a goose just tried to get into the office.
It's all happening here, yessir.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
Let the goose in.
Then, get a girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
and stop playing with teddys

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
I don't see a goose as a potential girlfriend. I've been out with
all sorts of women, but never a goose.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
*Picture of a kitten*

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
has anyone else noticed ducks in unusual places recently?
I saw one in a car park last week and one on a wheely bin this morning.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
I saw one on a ROOF.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
One almost flew into my head the other day.
They're getting a bit cocky, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
They're evolving....

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
what a fucking stupid reply
you cunt
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
I saw one outside a tobacconist's the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
I saw one in the homeware department of John Lewis the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
I saw one outside the jobcentre.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
I saw one in the back of a Honda...
Oh God I'm getting bored of this meme.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
you're not doing it right

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
i saw one suspended in a total vacuum
the thing is, right, it quacked
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
Psyduck

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
i saw one driving a train

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
Pffft.
Nothing's happening here. I was mildly entertained by the QOTW goings on, but now I'm bored of it and think the internet should calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
You're right, jobe.
Goatworrier is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
Don't look at me like that.
Jobe's the one calling you a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
Liar

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
There are lots of baby geese about here.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
Gooselets.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
Which bird made the trains run on time?
Goosolini.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
What do ducks drink at breakfast time?
Orange goose (orange juice)
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
Why did the duck wear a belt?
Because his trousers were too goose (loose).
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
Why did the goose go to the male escort agency?
For a gander.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
Who's a duck's favourite model?
Pamela Ganderson.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
I like geese.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
Why did the chef want to catch the goose?
because he wanted to fuck it,kill it, pull its giblets out, stick a glove of garlic up its arse, cook it and then eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
It's grey here and I'm waiting for someone.
I can hardly contain myself.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
I hope you kicked it.
Hateful things.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
It was going HONK! HONK! right by the office door,
as if it were saying "I'M COMING IN NOW", until a colleague ran at it, screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
Fucking hell
That post has made me laugh more than anything else today.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
That's mean
They are the greatest property defenders known to man short of nuking it from orbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
No.
I hate them. They're feathery honking cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
Tell it to fuck off
Honking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
If I had a goose
I'd call it "Honky"

I'd also have a duck called "nigger"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
Yo,
That shit is quack, man
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
The standard of these puns is poultry to say the least.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
Racist.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
Needs more Honda
That should put an end to that little meme...
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
Dont mess with a bloke who owns a lot of pigs
Especially if he keeps them in the boot of his Honda Accord.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
I am revising
Rock and/or roll
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
goose trying to get into your office?
but I thought he died in Top Gun!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
I have never seen Top Gun.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
you what?
no top gun

DRUID FOR FUCK SAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
From what I remember, you're missing a grand amount of shit all.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
I rescued two snails this morning.
There is a man down the street from my office that feeds ducks, they're fucking everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
Do you think
when Rob looks down on this QOTW/Talk "think" he feels like God watching Israel and Palestine ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
THINK ABOUT THINGS BEFORE POSTING

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
THINGS BEFORE POST ABOUT THINKING

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
STOP BULLYING ME YOU CUNT
I have a Honda Civic.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
where does this honda civic palava stem from?

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
15 of them were illegally parked
up your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
LOLLYPOPS!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
HUBARE

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
hello sweetums.
how have you been keeping?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
Not bad at all.
I am now 30 though :s

How's living in That There Ireland going for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
it's canny
I've decided to up my accent to level 11 by using phrases I don't normally use.

The weather is a bit balls, mind.
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
Hoogie pinned a former school bully of his to a wall
With a Honda Civic, and apparently beat the crap out of him.

Whilst the guy was off his tits on smack.

It's the bullied turning into the bully. We all turn into what we hate.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
By your standards ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
Brainfart.
Duly edited.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
I hate tuna

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
We all turn into what we hate.
I hate rhubarb.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
I beat you

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
It was surprisingly pleasant.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
it wasn't a civic either it was the true hardmans car, the accord.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
Ah yes.
The whole thing was so ridiculous I forgot what model of car it was.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
I saw a picture of an accord earlier
and I shat my pants in fear.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/justice.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
What we need
is a pic of THE ACCORDINATOR with his sidekick CIVIC LAD
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
a Civic?
You DESERVE to be bullied for that.
It's all about the Accord.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
THE INTEGRA!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
PRIUS
For the Truly smug smiter of Evildoers.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
I think he feels himself
and rolls around in our donation money.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
erm... yes

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
RESULT

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
I think he probably rolls his eyes, contemplates getting rid of his modem and goes and does something spectacular and army shirt.
Hooray subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
Someone should shit in his hat.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
Dave the hat ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
Oh God...

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
Isn't everyone Dave?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
Alright, Dave?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
Not bad Dave. You?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
Pretty good, ta!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
*sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
cheer up tutt

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
Photoshop
New to all of this and could do with advice, what program do people suggest I get for photoshopping? (on a PC)
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
If you want free, then try GIMP
www.gimp.org/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
This
although, if you're used to photoshop's layout, GIMP's will frustrate you.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
Then pay for it or get elements you fucking semite.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
I'm happy using GIMP
but the interface does bug me. That's all I'm saying. For the tasks most people are likely to perform, GIMP handles as well as PSP7.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
but GIMP users can download the thing that makes it look and act like Photoshop
www.gimpshop.com/

Not tried it myself though
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
It's a vast improvement on the Autistic GIMP interface. But GIMP is still poo pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
You may have answered your own question
*calmly backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
I think he thinks photoshop is actually a verb

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
The verb is 'Photochop'

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
You are a verb.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
Pritt Stick.
Others extol the virtues of UHU, but you always know where you are with a Pritt Stick.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
What about Gloy glue?
That's some serious adhesive.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
I'd go, surprisingly, with photoshop.
You can buy it for squillions of pounds, or you can buy it as a download only copy for a few hundred from somewhere I forget online, or you can download it off the back of an eLorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
Don't you know your are supporting terroristslol by downloading software from the interwebs
The government told me so and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
Ah, the second way (the download for a few hundred) is legal
just cheaper as it's an entirely soft purchase. I think.

It better be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
I got mine on a student licence, cheap as chips it was

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
Yeah, we're not students any more.
Well, the wife isn't. I never was, not a uni one anyway. Lolfick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
Lolsensible by how little degrees mean to most employers.

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
It's brill
I have 0 degrees, and up til I got promoted a month ago I managed a team full of people with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
Not everyone wants a degree in order to get a job though.
I want mine so that I can do another degree.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
I wanted mine because I found the subject interesting
but I never thought a degree in anthropology would get me anywhere in the job market. I'll do it at some point probably, as a mature student.

I think that's probably best, that way I'll be able to actually learn and enjoy it without the pressure of having to be out with my mates every night (which I think I'd have felt if I went when I was younger).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
The sole reason behind 9/11 was because I had downloaded Mr Oizo's "Flat Beat" from Napster.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
Haha Flat Eric was superb

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
A opposed to photoshopping on a black and white Gameboy?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
get paint.net or the gimp first
they're both free, so you can try both to see what you like best. once you've got the hang of it, photoshop{,elements} or corel paint shop pro are the next step if you feel you need something shinier
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
You are a friendly man mr. spacefish.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
You fucking mong

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
I've just turned up...
whilst there are some vitriolic responses, others were reasonable and valid... and you haven't thanked them..
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
Tea break
But rightly pointed out, many thanks for all the folk who have been nice and I'll take your kind advice and hopefully have a productive weekend as the weather looks like shite now.
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
PolitiLOLs
www.newspeak.org.uk/2009/05/13/british-national-party-voters-dont-exist/
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
Charlie Brooker was twittering the other day about the BNP
'Backup Britain' Movie Pitch: Replica UK is made: BNP supporters slowly realise they're immigrants; beat selves to death in funny ways.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
I bet you responded to that in a slightly scary way.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
"I'd let you beat me to death with your willy Mr Brooker, even if you voted BNP"
No, after my humilating reply that time I've stopped commenting at him. I did dream about him again on Monday tho.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
what was the reply?
i hope it was something about willies
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
No, I was very drunk one night and told him that as an internet weirdo I demanded a reply
In a lolsome way.

And he wrote back "There you go. A free reply" And that was it. And I felt like the crazy person I am. I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
pffft!
i'd watch that. would anybody NOT watch that?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
He goes on to say...
Film lasts 14 hours 58 minutes. With a break every ten minutes for viewer to regain breath from laughing.
11:19 PM May 13th from TweetDeck

Comedy swanee whistle noise on soundtrack each time one manages to knock an eye out cuffing self on back of skull with shoe.
11:24 PM May 13th from TweetDeck
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
i had an idea the other day that if by some chance we discovered a whole galaxy of habitable planets
we could have one for each group. people who didnt agree with abortion and stem cell research could have a planet, muslims could have a planet, bnp could have a planet etc. then people would struggle to complain when whatever shit they believed in got them into trouble. i'm sure there is a tedious science fiction series in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
Someone, somewhere, is casting Zooey Deschanel in the lead.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
Did you see Tin Man?
I was impressed,
it was shit but less shit than I imagined.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
I saw a couple of episodes, I was quite looking forward to it but she just annoys me so much.
Have you seen The Happening? It's easily the worst film I've ever fallen asleep during.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
i just had another idea. a space adventure starring zooey deschanel and katy perry
as two crime fighting sisters in a universe gone wrong. i'm full of ideas me.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

sisters lesbians

Edit: That way Katy Pery could prove she's not just an attention seeking minge tease by actually getting off with a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
well as long as it isnt a musical

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
i used to think we could divide the world
and put all the pacifists on one side and all the aggressive people on the other side, leave it for five hundred years and let the pacifists reclaim the other side after the radiation had reached a safe level

i then realised that this plan would last five minutes before the aggressives invaded
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
I've still got that list of BNP people that they published a bit ago.
No idea why. Maybe when the revolution comes and we have to run 'em through I can use google maps to plot a course between addresses.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
I read out the ones near me to my mum ove the phone.
There's one up her road and she wanted to go and put a brick through his window.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
There's a whole family of them not far from here
It seems the farms of Grassington are particularly hotbeds of piss brained fascism.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
The nearest one to us was in the Village where Mykey's dad lives.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
It wasn't Mykey's dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
I think the problem with that is
Who is to say that names werent just added to it, members or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
I mean
Who would have thought that Mr G.0nzo of 66 Letsby Avenue was a BNP member?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
Oh aye.
I'm not one for bricking wankers' windows just because they are idiots. But having had more than my fair share of run ins with these cunts in Bradford I can confirm that there are several C18 knobheads on that list.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
"Using stock imagery is standard practice in all advertising, why do you seem so shocked by this?"

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
shut up facist

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
And he finished his point with a LOL
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
Well, who would actually want to be associated with them?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
Goodo, i'm off for a J.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
Jobby?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
Just when you think there are no nice people anymore
My sister got a flat tyre outside the newsagents this morning on the way to school, it was raining and the car was of course full of kids. the bloke who runs the shop called a taxi for her and the kids and when she came back he had put the spare wheel on and refused any money for doing so.
When was the last time somebody did something nice for you?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:18, archived)
Hmm, I can't remember.
How sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
*rapes*

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
there, that was nice, wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
yes
yes it was

*stores hidden camera video tape for later use*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
Awww, yay.
I do have to commit suicide now, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
Maybe you could jump in front of a honda accord?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
Oh no, I'm far too worthless for that.
I couldn't let my failure near such a beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
The Honda of Justice
Will seek you out if it thinks you are worthy of being ended by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
The wife made me a perfect fried egg sarnie last night, and even brought the brown sauce in for me.
Bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:19, archived)
was that a red dwarf fried egg sarnie?
With chilli sauce and chutney?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
No, because that sounds bleurgh.
Fried egg, brown sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
I would not try it myself
but for the more adventurous

allrecipes.com/Recipe/The-Red-Dwarf-Sandwich/Detail.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
sounds nice
if you ask me
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
it does work
i assure you :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
Was he driving a Honda Accord with scratch marks on it?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
I saw something a bit down the board about Honda Accords but
did not really pay much attention to it. is it important?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
Only if you're a smack head
and in the year below
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
Yes
www.b3ta.com/talk/6146507
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
BREAKING NEWS, THE QOTW THREAD WAS DELETED!
Apparently he's not all that hard on the interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
we all know that

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
It still breaks my heart.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
Fuck you nerd

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
There's a Honda Accord in the car park outside.
Should I be scared?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
Only if the man driving it was in the year above you at school.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
He does look a bit older than me.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
It's game over then.
You might as well stand by a wall and wait to be pinned and beaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
And you were a cock to him.
And you have since developed a healthy smack habit.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
OH SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
It is just a matter of time
Any last requests before the Honda of Justice™ gets you?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
Yeah, I want someone to get my daughter's bully expelled.
Maybe she'll get raped and kill herself.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
I'll ask Captain Placid to get on the case for you.
Any news on the Honda of Justice™ and it's location? Got any closer while you weren't looking? It is on your case I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
It did appear to look at me a second ago.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
I can't remember

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:21, archived)
Dunno.
Do birthday presents count?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
Once I foolishly did a Christmas Food Shop without a car
Got halfway home on the bus, but the bus driver refused to stop next to my road (there was no one else on the bus, and the bus goes past my road, stupid jobsworth) so I got my eight bags and waddled away.

Got to the end of my road and a guy ran out of his house, he'd seen me out of the window and he helped me carry the bags to my house.

:) It was very sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
you fucking bitch
I sent you an email pre 9am today and you still haven't replied.

you're dead to me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
I HAVE REPLIED!
I was going to sass you for not replying.

I'll gaz you it
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
:( bad email day

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
Uberfail
I'm going to complain with sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
aww that was nice.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
It made me do a :)
And they say chivalry is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
The Sky installer that installed my HD this morning
gave me a free spare remote control to use upstairs when I'm watching telly through my computer.
WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
My housemate cooked me a stirfry when I was ill
however he put far too much chilli in it and it was nearly inedible.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
I was walking home
and my shoelaces were untied and a man pointed out that my shoelaces weren't tied.

So I had his daughter expelled from school and then raped and she commited suicide.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
I hope you ran his junkie ass down.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
I drove him over with my Honda Accord.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
I've totally got a new cigarette lighter
it's purple

hello
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
Cor, does it have an adjustable flame and everything?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
too fucking right it does
it's from the newsagent just outside Piccadilly train station, I told him I was generally pleased with the service and I'd mention his shop on an internet messageboard

so that's the newsagent just outside Piccadilly train station, for all your cigarette lighter requirements
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
Hai.
I would like a fag to celebrate. Can I come smoke with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
the newsagent just outside Piccadilly train station sells cigarettes, I recommend you shop there in future
very reasonable prices too
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
That's a bit far away from me.
If I'd known Manchester had such attractions, I would have moved there.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
it's got me, Manchester United, shops that sell fags and TonyUnderpants
what more could anyone want from a city?

I might go to bed now, I hope everyone enjoys their day at work though
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
I won't, I'm not in work today, or yesterday or the day before, YAY.
I am tonight, though:(
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
I don't think there aren't any nice people anymore.
The Woman berated some cyclists yesterday for not waiting for a doddery old lady to cross the road in front of them.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
Cyclists are often massive wankers
Don't let that bring you down, maaaaan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 15 May 2009, 12:45, archived)

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