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Alright?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

Yeah, not bad.
You?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

Most definitly
I might find me some wine....
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

img149.imageshack.us/img149/6873/jmgdole.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Yes yes.
Very good.
You should start a facebook page and put all those on there.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

Are you the new spokesman for fatties?
We really should sit down and work you into some kind of rage fit some time.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

I'll stand if that's ok.
I tend to get stuck in normal sized chairs.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

JMG HERE FROM THE JMG BUGLE.
I PUT IT TO YOU, THE FATTY ALLIANCE. THAT YOU STINK.
HOW DOES THE FATTY ALLIANCE RESPOND TO SUCH CLAIMS?

This really should all be filmed for Newsnight.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

*rolls eyes and shakes head*
*looks at floor in embarrassment*
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Another victory.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

Be sure to make a note of it.
Serious business this internet stuff.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:11, archived)

I have some of my bosses homebrew wine.
But I don't trust him not to have spiked it with something cos he's a cunt.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Homebrew wine is one of lifes little joys

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

I've been told it is very good.
But I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Send me it
I'll test it
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

I know he puts vodka in it "for a kick".

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

The mad bastard

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Half left.
*leaves to walk dog*
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

You never take her anywhere nice, or buy her pretty dresses

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

I'd like to see you as the new Barrymore.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

You want to see him bumming men and then leaving them dead in his pool?

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

It's better than being a racist.
Maybe.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

making fun of Susan Boy... wait a minute
MykeyBoyle?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

GREAT

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

STANDARD

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

great, so many wonderful times
ok
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Love you schnookums

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

Had too many beers?

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

Cant remember the last beer i had

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

So you are a
Cant, then?
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

you fat mess

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

You degenerate welsh

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:07, archived)

shut up, you're fat!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

MK Dons just lost on penalties against Scunthorpe.
Let's talk football.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

;( Leeds
MOT
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

2 threads in a row?!!!!
oh... wait...
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

Are you still on this "Tesco Value JMG" thing?

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

Meh, I thought it was funny.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

You need to be more careful.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

About what?

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

That humour thing.
It upsets people.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

Fuck em.
It's only the internet.
I don't take it too seriously. God, If I was one of those upset internet types that add people on here as friend just to check up if they are clicking anything bad about me, I'd probably drown in my own tears.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

no need there's been plenty of rain today
just stick your head in a drain
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

:(
*looks to see if anyone clicked "I like this".
*sobs*
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

That would be quite sad.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

I agree.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

Lawks a mercy!

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

Good
I used to hate Wimbledon. Shortening their name and relocating hasn't altered matters.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

FOOTBALL!
After the terrible Fulham result, we really must stick it to Middlesbrough tomorrow. I'd also love to see us play a part in Southgate's failure and sacking after he dropped us for them as a player because, as he said, he "wanted european football".
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

Villa?

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

Yep

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

HAHA

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

Fulham have done well this year
I watched them beat Middlesbrough at Christmas. I've never been to a quieter football match.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

They are pretty quiet
I saw them at Villa park a couple of seasons ago and they didn't make a noise, and it's not as if we were very vocal that day.
I'm amazed Hodgson has taught what is essentially a pretty shoddy squad how to play some football.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

I'm annoyed that Coppell's jacked in the Reading job
I thought he was doing a good job of it.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

Look on the bright side.
You might get Curbishley.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

True
won't help unless he buys some talent in, though.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

He's a good manager
but it was time for him to move on.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

Did they?
Oh well.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

are your lot going to go belly-up and flap around like a bunch of confused OAPs who've forgotten where they left their pension books tomorrow?
'cos if they do, y'know, that'd be ace
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

Probably.
Or Silvestre just won't bother trying. As usual.

Did you know we've got Fabianski in goal? You may as well just take potshots.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Almunia didn't exactly shroud himself in glory last I saw
although he was pretty much man of the match last time we played the arse in the premiership

could be all over tomorrow
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

It will be.
I'm not expecting any more than a draw from us.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

I'll really laugh if the car thieves lose and we win the title by default

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Hello Chubsters.
JMG's in and indeed online.

Who'd like to report with with some internet events?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

I don't think there has been any

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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

It would appear that celebrity internetter Friz has been stepped again.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

I've been mostly offline today Jamster
did I miss anything thrilling?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

I'm prepared to bet heavily on "fuck all happened" on here.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

QOTW rapey Honda stuff

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

NSFW
s153139690.websitehome.co.uk/fuck%20a%20car.jpg
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

meh, it's a bit too "one-man meme" for me to get involved

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

I'm keeping my chins up, JMG
The sad news of Laursen's retirement has been a bitter blow to take today
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

I went o**line
shocking.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

Careful now!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

is there a vista in the natural world that you have been impressed by? could you possibly allow me to see it or could you describe it, bit much i know, no offence
great
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

Mountains
big blue sky
Sun

marvelous
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

it seems you enjoyed that, great times

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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

It will be the view from my new lounge window, when the house is built

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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

Glencoe
and the Earthquake.
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

cruel is the snow etc.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qquzTMdvRGg
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Dunno
Probably though, I will find out in the next week - going to Egypt
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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

Pyramids
Sphynx
Smelly camels

Joyous
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

i think they are man made, or maybe not, aliens, i don't know, i'm i'll informed, sorry, no offence
great
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

the algerian desert, pink with rolling dunes a little scrub and nothing else in all directions

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

There's a woodland path out the back that's a bit ace.
It's a long, twisty, not very worn route through the park that has a stream running alongside it.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

there is a wood at the end of my garden, well maybe wood is a bit much, or maybe it isn't, no stream tho, yours sound nice, no offence
great
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

I bet yours is nice too, no offence
great.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

the bluebells are out, lovely if you like them, not so good if you don't, no offence
brill
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

Yorkshire coastal path last weekend, near Filey
Bloody lovely, it was. Lots of impressive cliffs and crashing waves.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

That's cos Yorkshire is awesome

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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

I'd have to agree
especially as it seems generally considered that black pudding is an essential part of a fry-up. Which it is.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

too fucking right

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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

It's hard to get the good stuff down here in the shandy drinking south
silly bastards don't know what's good for them.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

*shakes head*
It's terrible down there.
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

forum banter? i won't take offence
great
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

The cider kind of makes up for it
there's two sides to every coin.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

Even though it's Lancashire produce, more often than not.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

shut up!
You're spoiling it!!
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Of course
but at least Northern types recognise its tasty goodness.
Southern woofters won't eat it "because it's got blood in". Then they eat a rare steak. Tchoh.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

I'm going there in 6 weeks!!!
*GLEES*
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

good man!
where abouts are you going?
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

Primrose Valley (near Filey).

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

ohhhh
very good choice there sir. Also very close to Scarborough. I like the seaside. I should take myself off on a daytrip.
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

We got a fecking bargain.
Me, tegans mum, her 2 kids and Tegan.
Superior caravan, 2 weeks = £1380.

Booked a year in advance, got it half price = £690
Got another £50 off for booking a fortnight = £640.

For 5 people. For a fortnight.
And the place has not long had a 6 million pound revamp.
Cannot. Fucking. Wait.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

you've done very well
nice one.
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

Go to Whitby if you can
fucking ace fish and chips.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

Hopefully will.
You get good fish and chips on Scaborough seafront too.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

Not this good
head for the Magpie cafe, it's really excellent.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Paleokastritsa, Polzeath, Werneth Lowe
and Etherowe Valley.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/crw0492rt8.jpg
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/p1000145.jpg
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

a smashing vista, unless you didn't like it, then sorry, ok, no offence
smart
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

I liked it.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

The one in the middle looks like a piece of toast.
Yum.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1649408&l=ec2222666f&id=639124179

See also: www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1649403&l=512e8d5799&id=639124179
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

I've been up the
Cock of Arran

which was nice
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

I have seen many lovely vistas.
Here are just a few:

Snowdon
photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v374/242/39/197817379/n197817379_42965873_8410.jpg

Lake District
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Blà Bheinn, Skye
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Ben Eighe, Torridon
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Aspe Valley, Pyrenees
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Beinn Narnain, Loch Lomond
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(MooCow_Byter, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

I climbed up a limestone face on the welsh border once, when I reached the 5th pitch we looked out over the meandering river as the sun was setting and was drowning all of the detail in a haze of gold, it was incredibly impressive.
If you don't like heights you may have not enjoyed it, no offence.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Morning gang
I have a few minutes to waste here, what is the hot topic today?
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

Alton Towers tickets
I have 2 for the 22nd May, gaz me your best offer and they are yours.
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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

none
it's dull on here.
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

): uo lls , pl uop psdn oll
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

'Gratz on the FP!

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

Woo and that.
I hadn't noticed :)
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

I was going to say congrats too
damn fine work, sir.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

I CAN BREATHE.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

Are you sure?

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

Just about. Thanks to a fuckload of drugs.
A ventolin inhaler normally lasts me a year. I've gone through one in two weeks.

BOOZE SOON.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

have they offered you a steroid inhaler then?
lots of ventolin in a short time is not a good idea (the shakes ruin posting)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

Yay!
:)
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

I so needed a Fluzzy cuddle earlier, got a bit emotional handing in my last essay!
Such a relief to have it over and done with now though!
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

i needed a fozzy cuddle, waka waka, lol, forum banter, no offence
smashing
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

that's good news, unless it isn't, in which case, sorry, no offence
tops
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

It's brilliant news Mongy. It means I can work.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

that sounds great, unless you don't want to work or it puts you in danger, i'd still support you, unless your work is something i'm opposed to, i dont judge tho, no offence
enjoy
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

Booo

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Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

the RAIN
I'm sure I'd find the current weather conditions most unpleasant if I ever went outside
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

i try and keep away from the hot topics, they are a tinder box of views that can offend, no offence
great
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

hi everyone
have you seen this? it's pretty funny.
(Brad Dice, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

ROFL etc.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

have you seen the micro mellons? you probably have, no matter, no offence
cool
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

I haven't actually.
Would you care to elaborate?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

there you go, very small looking mellons, great
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/5317981/Micro-melons-20-times-smaller-than-regular-size.html
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

I don't approve of this use of the word "regular".

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

and you are intittled to your view, i'll keep out of it, no offence
i'm sure both the writers of the article and melon growers are very nice, even if some are not, no offence

wicked
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

It's a veritable world for all sorts, is it not?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

it often trouble me that people don't embrace this fact, although each to their own i suppose works, or doesn't, i'm not even trying to understand this, no offence
good times
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

That's a little bit amusing. Thanks.
The kid looks like a spastic though.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

i'm genuinely eager to try one
Possibly pickled
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spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

i possibly might try and buy some next week, i could send you a couple, i wont pickle them, sorry, no offence
good times
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

it has amused me, others may not be amused, i'm not here to take sides, no offence
great times
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

Have you overdosed on bumholes today?
You're being very strange.
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

not at all, although i did wipe one that wasn't mine, lol, banter, no offence
great
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

:oD
nutter.
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

smashing stuff, or not, no offence
brill
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

I can't see what's funny.
All I see is a story about an amateur golfer doing quite well.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

teh amateur golfer

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CowJam, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

the
is spelt "teh". it's teh funny.
(Brad Dice, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

No.
It's a spelling mistake. It is in no way "funny"
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

'teh' stopped being funny years ago.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

Before it even existed, it fact.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

I've added it to the filter anyway.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

Which filter would that be?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

*points to sig*
I'm working on a Greasemonkey script for b3ta that filters out moronic or over-used phrases and replaces them with more eloquent alternatives.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

where does it get the alternatives from?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

Me.
There's one array of flagged phrases and another one of suitable replacements; there's a one-to-one correspondence between the elements of each.

With the over-used ones, it will choose one out of several replacements.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

This is going to be a fantastic script.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

Even in its early form, it's already making b3ta much funnier and readable.
No more AOL- or 4chan-speak. No more "shit", "dull" or "bitter" on /talk. No more "should of".

It's so effective that this post is now full of red text.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

I might try this one.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

I see.
Sorry, I tend to ignore sigs.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

I'm bored.
Housemate's watching Charlies Angels so I may go do something more interesting, like hang myself.

edit: hahaha! It just had a shot of a palm pc with a notepad type app with "Downloading..." typed in, to show it copying some data.
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CowJam, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

I just watch Dodgeball again

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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:20, archived)

i love that film
except for the last 5 minutes - which is tripe
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

apart from steve the pirate
becoming steve the pirate again.
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

Yarr.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

hey don't do that, your great, but maybe you feel really bad, you make your own choice, but if i can help prevent or aide it, no problem, no offence
good times / bad times
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:21, archived)

I'm not going to hang myself.
I was suggesting it would be better than watching charlie's angels
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CowJam, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

I doubt that, somehow.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

i think that will be a better choice, hanging is not a good way to enjoy life
unless auto asphyxiation is your sexual preference, in which case be careful or, whatever, no offence

ok cool
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

you totally have to do the same thing as your housemate is doing.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

I know
I can't be arsed moving, and I there's nothing I particularly want to do.
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CowJam, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Hi
fuck off, it isn't.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

I can download two free tracks. Recommend to me, for fucks sake.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

'Baldmonkey is shit part 1' and 'baldmonkey is shit part 2.'

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

Essentially, you've had sex with Sexface.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

I know.
That thought keeps me warm at night.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

I'd like to keep you warm at night.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

Your mum keeps me warm at night.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

4'33"

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

something really long, so you get your money's worth

(Brad Dice, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

i'm not sure what this is about, sorry, no offence
gripping
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

Casino tonight!
What's your 'thing' to bet on?
Generally I'm on the roulette, but have gotten into craps recently.

Give me a number to bet on!
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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

Umpteen.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

Cheers for that.
Do you gamble?
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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

No.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

23 black

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

I'm holding back...
Really, I am
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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

yeah, me too!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

Blackjack
or poker - love poker

Bet on 21
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Shall do.

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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

Blackjack is ok
but my money always disappears so fast...
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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

397

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Eleventy

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

This place is great for being taken seriously :D

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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

I almost used tuesday.
As my reply.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

Is that the latest "standard humurous reply"?

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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

No, it's my oft used reply of the past.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

Tuesday

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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

LOL I copied your joke, can we be friends?

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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

You didn't copy it, you don't know when I used to use it.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

Oh

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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

Prezactly.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

I quite like cheese on Tuesday

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

spaghetti

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spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

Cor, I'll have to iPlayer HIGNFY though
Rolf is great.
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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Cor! Imagine the future where you can record TV programmes onto a magnetic tape!
Maybe with some form of timed mechanism?
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

I don't have Sky+ or anything

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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

He's a young'un, he'll never have even heard about it.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

i couldn't really ecourage somebody to gamble as i feel it can lead to a distructive addiction,
although i realise that many people enjoy it, and the gambling industy provides jobs and revenue, no offence
cool
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

TWENTY FUCKING MILLION.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

I've only bet on horses once when I went to Newmarket last year.
Bryan Adams played after the racing.
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magnum, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

Twenty-fuckoff.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

This post has echoes of someone who lost it all on roulette...

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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:31, archived)

No.
I lose a tenner on the dogs now and again.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

Online betting
or actually at the racing?
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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

At the racing.
Love it. So seedy.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

It is exciting
Or was, the two times I've done it.
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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

crayford dog track is not very seedy, it appears pleasent, maybe i'm seedy tho, i'm not going to judge myself, my peers can do that, no offence
brill
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

Just seen your latest front page image.
Ha. Brilliant.
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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

i find all those old pictures can cause offence, i'd rather move on, if i can, no offence
great
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

Tipner is way less seedy than it once was.
:(
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

racing? or fighting?

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

Have you ever been to a dog fight?
People are quick to criticise it without ever taking the time to check it out. Those dogs are loved and cared for extremely well.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

I've never even seen a dog

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

I seems incredibly brutal.
Even with the owners caring for the dogs, what would be said if people raised kids to fight like that.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

*rings bell*
Round 1
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

"awesome"

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

i think people would be against that sort of thing, well most people, some might like it, not really my job to know, no offence
cool stuff
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

it sounds a bit like my school tbh

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

AMERICAN WOMAN: Generally to start it's the, the one-to-one combat. Two eighteen month old babies are placed in the pen, made from old crates or sometimes a plastic paddling pool. They're held apart when the bets are being made, and then the baby man makes his noise, that's the signal that we, uh, we're gonna start. And we let them go, and they hit and scratch and kick and do whatever they want to do to maim or stop or floor the other kid. In a good fight it's very, very clear who's won. There's a kid on the floor in a pool of, uh, blood or vomit, and there's a kid running around, and it's the kid who's running around who's the winner.

Victoria, that's, that's our girl, she's just right in there, biting, and she does this lip bite thing? She bites the other baby's lips. She has these great false teeth. Uh, we had them made for her so she'd look good in her photos.

They have protection. Uh, a kitchen sifter, with the handle bent round the back of the head to hold it on. That's good, because... when they're fighting with knives... you know, we stick, um, modelling knives to their hands and feet.

Sometimes if a baby is beating another baby real bad, the mother of the baby that's getting the beating will try to rescue the baby, and attack the other baby that's beating up on her baby. And I think that's pathetic. I mean, if you want to fight a baby then you can, if you pay.

An adult will pay quite a lot of money to fight a baby, and, uh, some of those adults really, uh, they don't know when to stop.
AMERICAN MAN: Big... uh. Wednesday...
AMERICAN WOMAN: He does that. He does it, you know, he pays his five dollars to kick the shit out of a baby.
AMERICAN MAN: In the stomach...
AMERICAN WOMAN: I mean, for me, I don't... I really, I just don't see how any adult who does that can be... quite right. When I watch it I think "God, she must somehow be pretty... spiritually weak or something."

I like the screaming bets. We do this thing on the little kids, like, eight weeks old. This guy with a really horrible voice holds the baby's face about six inches away from his mouth, and he just screams and screams and screams. Like a camel. Real loud. And then we bet how long the kid will cry for.

I don't think it has any effect on the kids, do you?
AMERICAN MAN: Uh... well...
AMERICAN WOMAN: I mean, I would... I would retire Victoria if she killed someone. If she killed a baby. Or if she made a habit of it, or... yeah...
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

Blue Jam?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

Aye.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

I've not heard it.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

Top quality.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:06, archived)

I have had the craps lately
I always play on black.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

I don't generally bet
unless you count raffles and tombolas at school fêtes. Which I don't.

Or unless you count online card games for pretend money. Which I don't.

Bet on number 23.
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in vino veritas, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:30, archived)

Haha.
Ok, so 21 and 23 then
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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 22 24 25 26 27 28 29

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

So we're hoping it's not in the top 7 then.
Great.
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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

It does only go up to 36,
but I do appreciate the effort. Honest, I do.
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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

47

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

I'll stop replying
once you've replied with "48"
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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

That's it, we're here forever
It's going to be like Lost
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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

you don't seem to be very good at counting, is your numerousy poor? lol, forum banter, no offence
wicked
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:32, archived)

My numeracy is better than your spelling
Roffle, smashing.
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in vino veritas, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

i like to encourage the forum banter to continue, no offence, we can all join in, or not
thrilling
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

Chance games are stupidity tax
and I'm not skilled enough at any games to make money. Except possibly playing go, and even then not strong enough not to be hustled.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

no offence?, no offence mind
great
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

carribean poker
and roulette

only time i've ever won anything.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

and bet everything on red.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

red stripe?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

YES

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

Batty
Crease
(Errorist, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

Fuck off.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:06, archived)

you could fuck off

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

How would that get rid of this cunt?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:08, archived)

if you'd fucked off would it matter?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

this is all getting a bit deep for me, no offence
great
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

yeah, those are two words alright

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

Woops
Didn't mean that
(Errorist, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

This is your chance to redeem yourself
What did you mean to say?
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in vino veritas, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

What I meant to say was...
Evening all, I've come to talk to \Talk people instead of those cliquey shits in OT
(Errorist, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

Hello and welcome then
But aren't /talk worse than QOTW being all sweary and mean and horrible?
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in vino veritas, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

I'd prefer sweary and mean
instead of all that fluffeh bollocks
(Errorist, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:26, archived)

Thanks for the welcome
by the way!
(Errorist, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

No problem

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in vino veritas, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:33, archived)

Fucking hell, they're still doing MRIs in work.
Fucking hell.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

STILL!?

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

I NO.
It's 20:19. MADNESS.

Seriously, though, they're usually finished before 17:00.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

Get one of your minge
So we can all have a look
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:12, archived)

tcs.ireland.ie/dataland/TCSImages/24284_DoolinCave.jpg
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:13, archived)

pfft

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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

Are you my mummy?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/9a8441c6e0b73ddb4e32/mummies.jpg
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

How queer
TO THE PUB!!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:24, archived)

*incidental music*

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

bloody hell
just how many intermal pics of your piss sack do you want to take?
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

You can never have to many intermal pics.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

Or too many.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

That too.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

Fantastic.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

haha, yeah
yeah
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

I am for too tired for this shit.

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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

*gets tea*

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:15, archived)

I am sick of tea
and I don't want alcohol can't I have some juice in stead please.
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

*applies fruit juice*
Gonz has this drink with orange, cranberry and red bull. It's nice.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:17, archived)

this could be an interesting forum thread, or probably not, i won't judge, not my place, no offence
sweet
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

I save this gif especially for these occasions.
www.cr3static.com/data/gif/1972.popcorn.gif
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:18, archived)

micheal jackson was or possibly still is a good entertainer and singer, i personally liked none of the stuff after thriller, loads of people do tho, no offence
smart
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

Who is that guy?

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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:21, archived)

that is michel jackson staring in the music video for his hit record Thriller, but you possibly knew that and i've fallen for forum banter, no offence
great stuff
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:27, archived)

:)

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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Are you serious?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:28, archived)

Not one bit.

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TY&GN, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:29, archived)

I do like it when you do your cheery balanced-opinion chappy impression
Good times.
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in vino veritas, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:20, archived)

some people seem to take offence, sadtimes, i mean no offence
great
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

tuesday

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

my word indeed!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8052827.stm
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

What the fuck is wrong with people?

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magnum, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

i bet he was swinging him around as he abused him

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

maybe he was surrounded by paedophiles, fondling as he swung past rapidly

a spaedo ring
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

it's a ring toss game

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:58, archived)

some of them are deliberately and persistently welsh with malice aforethought

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

have you ever /been/ to wales?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

It's like welly tossing

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

Christ :(

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

I don't get it.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

maybe you should dress up like a toddler

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

Now there's a plan in a can.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 19:56, archived)

that must have been a hair raising experience!

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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

I thought it said the boy was 13.
Then wondered why he couldn't give evidence.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

Type alt-ctrl-del into this site
www.b3ta.com/talk

then fuck off outside and have a gin, you fat pasty mess.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

randomn.es/images/847ae503114ae922f44e4ab0698144b5.jpg
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

Is that puppy boss-eyed?
That's sick. And not in the hippety hop sense.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

hahaha
not in this weather, mind you.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

i can't really do that, sorry, no offence
thanks
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

That's no problem.
Just indulging in an internet jape at somebody's expense. I hope they don't take it personally. No worries. Thanks.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

ahh, forum banter, great

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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

BRING BACK FRIZ!
BAN THAT B3TARD/DAVE/WHATEVER CUNT.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

Friz is banned?

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

He's been stepped again because of someone else's gullible stupidity.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

Hang on ... if they start stepping people for other people's stupidity
then everybody who doesn't have the slack-faced moron on ignore should be automatically stepped.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

No no no, that b3tard cunt keeps running off to the mods every time Friz posts a link he doesn't like.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

That's some shitty stepping.
We should form a union, then go on strike.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

Fucking hell.
I hate B3TARD/DAVE/WHATEVER
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

I got stepped for that earlier too.
I guess the step duration depends on how fat your face is, LOL.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

Gin.
Drink of Misers, Cat Ladies and people with unwanted pregnancies.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:20, archived)

Limey?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Why Limey?
Are you calling me Limey because of my stance on Gin, or are you saying she fits one of the catagories?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

Crazy cat lady.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

she drinks gin.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

She's two out of three.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

which ain't bad.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

This is how shit you are for that statement
[-----------------------------------------------thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis shit---------------------------------------------]
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

*points at cat lady*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

I am a cat lady, but I am considerably less shit than you.
Gin is fucking WONDERFUL stuff.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

*thumbs up*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:38, archived)

Alternatively, Windows users can do the followign to get a 10% speed increase on downlads:
Windows + R
route delete * [enter]
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

press scroll lock 56.4 times to see my boobs

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

Phwoooaaarrrrr.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

OMWORD

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:23, archived)

I'm not allowed booze and the outside is trying to kill me :(
I may have to play about with medication tomorrow though, as I am missing my gin.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

I'm going to have a drug free evening so I can have a booze after this magnificent curry.
Sobriety is well shit.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

I didn't get my curry
the cunts never arrived.

cunts.
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

You'd better be back drinking again by the 30th.

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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 15 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

Damn right I will be.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 15 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

I would but I have kids that need to be looked after.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

Ptchaw.
One glass of gin and they'll sleep like babies.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:41, archived)

haha, I have no booze in the house.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

go to a bar and drink some
then come back and vomit it into their open cawwing mouths
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:15, archived)

*boiks*

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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

I did that yesterday
The Boat Race is now a cocktail bar, so I thought I'd better check it was meeting my (admittedly low) standards.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 15 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

type the konami code into this site
www.absolutebica.com/

I just spat tea all over my screen
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

that was a bit disappointing

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well, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

HAHA, FUCK.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

you've lost me with that one, not your fault, it's my lack of knowledge i presume, no offence
wicked
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

the what?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

(use arrow keys)
up up down down left right left right b a enter
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

No need for enter

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

up up down down left right left right B A

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

up up down down left right left right B A

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well, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

What the fuck are you,
some kind of morron?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

she's been banned from google

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well, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

I don't do any of this World of Witchcraft type of thing.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

It's nothing to do with that.
WoW is one of the shittest things people have decided to use computers for.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:56, archived)

well it looks like some sort of poke

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

poke?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

poke.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:58, archived)

Yeah, that's the point where you're supposed to tell me what a poke is (or what you meant by a poke, I'm aware of some definitions)

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

What the fuck are you,
some kind of morron?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

Good parry.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

Christ, I just realised I'm an old
I knew exactly what a poke was.
And the Spectrum's about the only computer I've ever written a program for.
I'll apply for my pipe and slippers directly.

*mutters about kids today*
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:14, archived)

No.
The konami code is one of the most famous video game related things ever.

What the fuck is a poke?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6151934
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

Yeah, I can look several lines down ta.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

Good for you.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

i remember it from the old c64 days
pokes and peeks. they were like cheatcodes and the like

before your time whippersnapper
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

I seem to remember
it being the only way to make Manic Miner playable.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

I don't hang out at the arcades, sorry,
no offence. Bonzer.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

Neither did I.
and you're not cool enough to copy mongychops.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

If you're too young to have cracked one out over Violet Berlin
you just wouldn't understand
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

Jesus Christ
who the hell would ever do that?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

Ah, you're more of a Patrick Moore admirer.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

I would definitely play a xylophone duet with him,
if you know what I'm saying.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

I find this disturbating
because she had cracking norks
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:15, archived)

What really?
I just remember her looking a bit dykey.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:37, archived)

Really? I've never heard of it before in my twenty seven years or so of computer gaming.
DAMN IT. I'M NOT IN THE EXCLUSIVE KONAMI CODE CLUB.

Oh no, hang on.. thats a good thing.
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FoldsFive, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:05, archived)

Yeah,
but you are a nonce, so ner.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

Am I?
Oh.
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FoldsFive, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

ha ha! old skool!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

I didn't know that button sequence had a name.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:01, archived)

up up down down left right left right B A

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:55, archived)

up down left right A and start

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

That's the censored version

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:11, archived)

What?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

Oh, well there you go.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

That's shit
that is.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:54, archived)

well,
tickle my tits till Friday
(Skaht was faked on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:59, archived)

It is friday.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

I'm not stopping

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:04, archived)

Type it in where?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:17, archived)

OK, a picture of some bloke appeared.
I don't get it.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

On your keyboard.

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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

Done that, but it's not impressing me.
Should it be? Who is Brian Peppers? Are Ireland in the song contest tomorrow?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 15 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

We found a picture of Moohalaa as a baby
here
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Were they reading /talk?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

pffft
I was a porky little fucker back then too.
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moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

'hello sailor!'

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Shall we play this game then
lolold
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

That's quite good detail for a cave painting...
;P
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

Astounding craftsmanship

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

You appear to be fondling your buttocks
old habits die hard.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

Those were good times for bum gripping

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

That's a touch cheeky

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

If we must...
www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=477306&l=ebdf974d01&id=639124179
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

Mini Toad!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeere's Limey?
photos.l3.facebook.com/photos-l3-sf2p/v66/79/52/521560054/n521560054_59844_7120.jpg
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:43, archived)

Are you the ginger bint?
That dark haired girl looks like she's busting for a slash
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Of course I am.
My gingerosity has now subsided.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

Class traitor!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

Oh dear.
I see you.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Easy
nice shades
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

the girl at the front who can't put her knees together? lol, forum banter, no offence
cool
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:46, archived)

This is the weirdest personality change since Syncubus went Squirrel Nigger Nuts.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

bottom row, fourth from the right?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:48, archived)

Nope, ginger to the left of the triplets.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:49, archived)

Rockin' the Thomas Tank slippers.
img38.imageshack.us/img38/5048/measakid.jpg
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

Ricky Hatton
Life size
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:45, archived)

you lot are well jealous
of my plimsolls
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:51, archived)

Your trouser legs seems confused

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:52, archived)

Im trying not to piss myself
and that brown stain on the carpet is dogshit
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:53, archived)

You can't buy class like that

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:57, archived)

Child labour
I like it.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

It's certainly more acceptable than the Hitler Youth.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

fucking hell
a post-facelife Opel Ascona/Cavalier
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:41, archived)

is that good or bad? it was my mum's I think
ages old
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moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:44, archived)

depends whether it was the 2.0i or not
probably a weedy little 1.6, to be honest, and still a bit dull with the front wheel drive and stuff.
sticksout.blogspot.com/2008/06/opel-ascona-c-16.html
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

*sigh*
photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v350/51/54/670770261/n670770261_4461656_2937.jpg
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:50, archived)

And as a toddler here
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

pfft you're all cunts

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moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

love you really. I think I looked worse...
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/dgbaby.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

don't be silly, it's clearly this one.
NSFW
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

Is he crying because it's not KFC?

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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

I have hiccoughs.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

Simon Pegg is in everything these days.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Well he's not in my house.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

have you tried looking in the cupboard under the sink?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

I did hear some bottles moving around.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:47, archived)

He seems to be getting gittier.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

I don't know what that means.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

*cries*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

That doesn't compare favourably with his present
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:39, archived)

forum banter? i'm unsure as i have no idea of the look of the person this is implying it looks like, sorry, no offence
brill
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:42, archived)

I'm going for a drink soon
In the pub.
Imagine that.
Go on, imagine it.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

Woah, ME TOO!
In the Dog & Partridge?
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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

Nah, the Cumberland
it's probably closer to the place what I am in.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

Awww.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

I have a voucher for a free pint at the Dog and Partridge
I intend to use it this weekend
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

I have a voucher for 2 free pints of guiness at O'Neills.
In fact, everyone can have one, by signing up to their newsletter. It runs out today though. On their website...
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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Where abouts are you situated then?

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:40, archived)

No
I'll do it for real later. No need for imagination here, I'm fucking living it, man.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

I'm drinking Amé. Which means gentle rain.
It's a fusion of Raspberry and Blackberry.

Ingredients: Grape Juice - 48%, Sparkling water 48%, Raspberry juice 2%, Blackberry 1%, other crap 1%.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:30, archived)

I'm drinking Dr Pepper.
Dr Pepper comes in a bottle because his wife is dead.
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moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

I'm trying.
I find the picture of you in the clown suit disturbing.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:31, archived)

I'm off to the pub at six
I'll have a beer and everything.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

What are you supposed to drink with sushi
apart from the chilled blood of a sacrificial child, and ribena.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

sake?
very very dry white wine?
errrr
green tea or jasmine tea I prefer if I eat it.
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moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

Chilled fish piss?
dunno
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

this is probably the only fluid available in post-communist Polish supermarkets

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

mmm
fyschz pyz
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moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

Isn't it sake?
Failing that warm, flat, lager.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

I have jasmine tea with it, and that works.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

i found a japanese lager works well, but it's up to you, i've been wrong before, no offence
smart
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

green tea

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

i'm sure you will have a great time, unless you don't, in which case sorry about that, nevermind eh, no offence
great
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

I like this new magnanimous Mongychops.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

It's like that twist in lost.
What have you done with the real mc
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

i've never watched lost, i'm sure it's is good tho as lots of people do, no offence
smashing
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

On a hippy message board I frequent someone recommend putting some garlic up your chuff overnight to deal with pH imbalance.
But so you don't lose it, you should tie a piece of dental floss around it first.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

There has to be an easier way that doesn't make your vagina smell like an Italian kitchen.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Do you have a fanny like an Alien's mouth?
all drippy, steaming and eating through the hull of space freighters
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moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Hahaha
anti-vampire anal tampon.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

A Frenchman's dream.
You're luck it's not Albania, they used cabbages.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:35, archived)

Oh em gee!
Me too!
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

I'm staying put
Outdoors is soggy
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spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:36, archived)

I just totally put my shoes on
What's the best species of marsupial?

I like shrew opossums myself. Bandicoots are not without merit.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

curry
I can't wait.
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

Arses
Now I have to have a curry. The missus and her mates won't let me go out on their girly restaurant trip. I feel marginalised :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

I have the house to myself and I couldn't be arsed to cook.

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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

Precisely my dilemma.
As if having a curry was dilemma at all. They don't open until half past though.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

I'm trying a new one
The guy who runs it, used to be my parents next door neighbour.
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

In my first year at uni, the nearest curry house was owned by my neighbours,
whose garden I had to walk though to get to my house. They made the curries in massive pots in the garden on nice days.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Oooh mates rates
The one I use tries to be experimental from time to time. I once asked for what was essentially a green bean and shallot curry. They had obviously run out of shallots, replacing them with pickled onions. Strange, if interesting times.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

cunt curry?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

no
hopefully nice curry.
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

o

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

this is how you laugh
www.collegehumor.com/video:1911106
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

Yeah.
Well done.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

;P

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

That's proper fucking scary

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:29, archived)

Oh my.
That's just wrong.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:33, archived)

ROLL CALL!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

andy, akiva and jorma

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

img186.imageshack.us/img186/1156/jmgsfault5.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

online validation

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

I feel a tremble...
img9.imageshack.us/img9/8026/jmgpost.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

TOAP

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Does.. TOAP, offend people?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

No.
Just merely pointing out your blinding photoshop skillz.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

I have two front pages.
I'm just pointing that out.
That really used to upset people over on /board.
Especially when I was "Jam Master Dave the Hat".
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

*adds this phrase to experimental b3ta-filter*

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

I certainly fucking hope "kawaii" "emo boy" and "^_^" are in there too.

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moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Depending on demand, they may well be.
It's in its early stages at the moment, I'm just trying it out on /talk.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Then get thee to the little room, you don't want to be having any accidents.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Are on a boat.
Except Jorma isn't.
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

bread, sausage and swiss

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

that's not a marsupial you hairless benefit fraudster!

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

I'm being zany.
BoB?!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

Anything that gets called Joey gets my vote

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

www2.canada.com/theprovince/news/story.html?id=544434b6-92f0-455e-8764-97a8fe792a38
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

Duane LaFramboise, eh?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

I'm sorry I don't speak Welsh.
Etc.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

i can't say i have one

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well, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

I'm partial to a joey

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

shiver me timbers
is that really the count of monte cristo?
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:08, archived)

i couldn't possibly have an opinion, sorry, no offence
cool
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

Kangeroo
but it's a bit chewy tbh
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:09, archived)

I liked it.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

What's that? Many people are think koalas are bears but they're actually marsupials but that said they're still inferior to kangaroos and wallabies, Skip?

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

If wallabies are marsupials, them, as apparently we've got wild ones round here.
If not then sod it, none of them.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

I have no shoes on
but I have 2 jumpers and a blanket round me and I still fucking freezing.
(

Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

Y'alright, Flower?
Has it gone smoothly?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

Not bad chuck
We've been over at her house this afternoon sorting out everything. Marks just gone back to meet the funeral directors. One thing made me smile alot today. I was given the family secret cheesecake recipe book and told that's my new job. To make lots and lots of cheesecake.
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Oh man
I'm moving in with you then
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

When I have had lots and lots of practice I shall amke you one and bring it over to Skipton.

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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

FUCKING GET IN!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

douse yourself in petrol and light a match
you'll be warm in no time at all
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I've knackered my back, but on the plus side I get to take my most awesome painkillers.
Do you want some? They make everything funny :oD
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

Your back is always knacked
You spazzy back fail. I've got nice drugs for my headaches now. They give me the wibbles.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

actually, it's not been that bad
but I was doing some DIY today and buggered it.
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

Div

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

If you have any horse tranquilisers I will have them instead please.
I've had 2 hours sleep since wednesday.
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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Noisy bastards, horses

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

For me not the horses silly.

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Mrs Sp@m, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

ABOUT HALF FIVE, DEAR

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Thylacine.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

A rhino with some carpet stapled to its armour in the shape of a pocket

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

The Sugar Glider
Gives me images in my head of the child catcher from chitty chitty bang band sweet salesmen on roller-skates
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chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:11, archived)

sugar gliders are pure unadulterated awesome

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spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:32, archived)

tuesday
edit: damn g1 browser.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:12, archived)

I don't know.
I've never put a pair of marsupials on.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

I HATE TO BRAG
but i shagged the fittest girl last night who happens to be a stripper with a kid.
She's also fucked up like me. And perfect in every way. She had the nicvest fanny I have ever looked at. We went out clubbing and seh was all posessive and jealous and it was only our first date. I reaLLY really like her

She lives 25 miles away

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

I once talked to a woman too

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moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

thats your mum!

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

Or was it a nun?

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

I shagged your sister.
She's a single mum stripper with a nice looking fanny.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

I recall mooey's sister to be rather pretty bit of jailbait!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

img8.imageshack.us/img8/8040/jmgsonline.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

I don't know what she looks like,
All I know is she's an underage stripper with a kid.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

b3ta.belm.co.uk/tsunami
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

maybe he has an older sister... who is the younger sister's mother...
CATHERINE COOKSON-ESQUE DRAMA!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

I'm portrayed by Robson or Jerome.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

Do you have any pictorial evidence to back this up?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

he posted a pic ages ago... not long before he posted one of his cock

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

Bugger.
Wanking hat back in its box then.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Steady on Jenk.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

They weren't women on their birth certificates.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

This is going to upset somebody with back hair.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

I'm a very hairy man.
It's because of all the testosterone and that.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

*Standing ovation*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

This.
Though ~~of all the testosterone and that~~ I've got very dark hair.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

I'm in lust JMG
she is perfect. gaaz me your mobile number and I'l ltext you a few pics
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

I'd prefer you to write "JMG" on her tits, on webcam.
That usually sets the World of Crying lot off.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

I'd prefer shoe on head

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

I should release a line of footwear.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

hahahahahahaha

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

I've done it with a lady

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

img8.imageshack.us/img8/7633/jmgsfaultdrunk.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

haha, fuck me. That's the best yet.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

*Punches the sky*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

Actually, that might be an exageration

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

i'm not to keen on the words you've used to describe this evening with a lady, but hey, you do what you do, i wont judge, not really my place, no offence
smashing
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

stripper with a kid eh
are you will smith and this is independence day?
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

oh i'm sorry, i didn't realise i was on autismblog.org

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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

Now you see, I have sex with beautiful girls too, but they're not fucked up and they DON'T have kids.
I don't know why anyone would boast this dude...

She's a stripper with a kid, how is that good?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

Bloody child racist.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

You loved it. Now eat your lolly and shut up, or I won't take you naked hang gliding.
and when I say 'Hang Gliding'I mean you hold onto my chopper and I'll spin in cirles on the spot.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

This is not a lolly. It is attached to a big sweaty man holding a tenner in your direction.
I WILL NOT BE PIMPED.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

But he's got Polly Pocket....

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

That's you sorted, what's he got for me, eh?
A hairy little cock that smells of onion. No.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

BUT I LIKE POLLY :'( for me? do it for meeee? please? pleeeeeeeeeeease?
*pug eyes*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

I'll nick it off him and run away if you like.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

sorted :D

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

because i hate boring normal girls

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

~~because i hate boring normal girls~~ girls without mental health issues won't go anywhere near me
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Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Why not a non boring girl then dude?
It just seems like it's a constant cirle of heartache mate.

I've been out with SO many mental girls it's just not fun anymore.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

hahaha
I now imagine you with a string of downs ladies
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Because you said string I am imagining this
except they're all attached to the string and he's leading them about like a mummy duck.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

but the one at the end is on the ground being dragged along as she licks an oversized plastic icecream

(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

and honking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

I've got a right good trouser flapper going on now.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

Get this, yeah, she's got one of them padded helmets on
but she's customised it with Hannah Montana stickers. Badly. Only on one side. On the other side there is some porridge.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

Fucking hell love, this crease buster I've got is hurting now...

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

I'm too fucking good at this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:10, archived)

I fucking love a girl with a bowl cut.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

+ n

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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

This is ptoentially the dumbest thing I've ever read
Q: Why is a potential girlfriend that is a stripper with a kid good?

A: Cos normal girls are boring.

*head explodes*
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

So wait... you're telling me... there is such a thing as a "normal" girl?
I thought they were all mad as a brush.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

But...but...
they just ADORE weirdos.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

but you bore the pants off the interesting ones?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

Noone knows about my threesome either,
apart from mum and dad obvs.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

She had a fanny like Nick's Vest?
Stringy, baggy and covered in sweat?
Assuming we're talking about the same Nick here.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

She sounds like a class act Mr. Woods

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

I saw a pretty woman on the tube once.
We made love over and over again, it was beautiful. We had the best dates ever, talking until the birds started to sing in the morning. We couldn't keep our hands off eachother. She had a body to die for and... then I woke up.

I understand how you feel.
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Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

But I thought you were marrying her!

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Oh, yeah.
That's right. I am.
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Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

I fucked this AMAZING bird once.
broke its wings, could never fly again. Beaky cunt.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

NO YOU DON'T

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

*never been one to follow trends*
She sounds nice. Be careful though, don't get all involved and then let her and the kiddlypeep down.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

My boyfriend lives 120 miles away. 25 miles is nothing.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

does that mean 120 miles is 95 miles?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Yes
It makes travelling very complicated as anything less than 25 miles requires you to fold space and time.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

*partakes of the Spice Melange*

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

melange artois

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spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

Is he rich, Limey?

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

And OLD?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

he didn't earn a penny from catg, lol, forum banter, no offence
great
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

is it mature chedder?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

You make me look like a muscle man when I stand next to you.
I think I may employ you to stand next to me at all times.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

Richer than me.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

I don't have a boyfriend
so distance isn't a problem for me.
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

doesnt take long to reach for the bedside cabinet does it

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

nope
:oD
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jenpots, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:04, archived)

What do you mean you hate to brag?
You fucking LOVE to brag
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

THIS^^^

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Frankly I'm astounded that there's that many strippers in Rik's local area he's fucked that many.
That or this is sub-Penthouse, QOTW level pathetic lying.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

no i live in the city
and do pr work for two strip clubs
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:03, archived)

Silly Rik
lying on /talk is not PR.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:06, archived)

Is that a euphemistic way of saying
you're one of those littering twats who distributes flyers left right and centre?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:07, archived)

25 miles away? That's like, nothing.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Strippers are the hot girls everyone gets to have sex with
you just have to meet them outside of a strip club.

The same can be said of single mothers.

And women with mental issues.

You're operating with one hell of a handicap there, bud.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Are you suggesting that women with standards wouldn't touch Rik with a shitty bargepole?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

Hmmmmm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKIjt765ANM
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Why is the distance an issue?
Does she lives in the middle of nowhere with only a narrow bivouac'd track leading to the outside world?

Actually, if she's east of the county border, this may very well be the case.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

Like she actually exists.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

Is that like
a stripper with a snake?
(Seebeedee, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

My cousin wants me to do a video for her daughter's Christening...
...and wants me to use 'Take Good Care of my Baby', the SMA advert song, as backing music.

This is lovely, and very twee. I think it would be better if perhaps it could be remixed with a little MC Hammer, as MC Hammer makes everything better.

Alas, I don't know where to start. Would anyone be willing to help?
(chronicwhimsy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

Google!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

Or JamMasterGeordie.com

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

I can help.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

Who do you think dislikes me most, on here?
Currently.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

I've just got home from work and I am LIVID at the thought of JMG on my INTERNET
I'm so worked up I'm going to have to use these armpit-based Internet Rage sponges.
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moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

I was discussing with others last night about how geordieal replies to me more than you do, these days.
How does the fruit community plan to respond?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

put the price of bananas up?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

We'll have to make a press release.
I'm going to painstakingly clean my Warcraft Authentic Scale Replicas with cotton buds and water while muttering about JMG.
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moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

img31.imageshack.us/img31/3397/replyingtoagirl.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

I'm so worked up I'm going to have to stand up, showering my keyboard with pastry crumbs
and practice being a Ninja with my collection of replica swords!

Yeah, JMG won't bully me now!1
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moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:50, archived)

Oh Moohalaa!
You're my favourite puffter on here.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

If you were the true internet king, google would be your website.
Maybe. I don't know. I'm tired JMG, and I just want to go to the pub.
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Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

ARE YOU SAYING GOOGLE IS BETTER THAN YAHOO?!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

you can see outside on Google

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

Watchoogoingtadoaboutit, fatty?

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Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

make sure to film it naked with lots of reflective surfaces around

(

Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

almost certainly

(

well, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

ASK BALDMONKEY!

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

I'll help.
RESULT!
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Jobe, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

Thank you!
:)
(chronicwhimsy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Start with one egg and one cup.
Imagine the possibilities.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

i'd love to help another forum user, i'm affraid tho i have no knowledge in this area, sorry, no offence
great
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

bad times

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

if the op gives me a while i could probably learn to help them, but i'm a bit thick really, so i hope i caused no offence
wicked
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mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

I will do all your editing for you for free

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

It may end up though like what I did when I turned Maffers kid into Robert Mugabe.
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/mugabebaby.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

ha ha ha ha

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

YES!!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

Start with a close up of the mum's arse
then the dad's arse, then the baby's arse, then the vicar's....

Seriously, do it. It'll be Earth-shattering. She'll LOVE IT.
(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

take video
use windows movie maker
add music
burn dvd

job done.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

I'll tell you something
your missus's country's entry for Eurovision was shit and great at the same time.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

it should have gone through...
its typical euroshite.
(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

It should've.
Druid and me liked it lots. They looked so out of place.
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

we are havin pizza euro night tomorrow
oh and they should have been wearing suits that lit up but they broke :(
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

Anal Cunt
Cradle of Filth
Mortiis
Lordi

You can't go wrong
(

Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

Get Acid Pro.
Beatmap the songs.
Decide it's a silly idea when the songs clash horribly.
Give up.
(

Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

I use Acid Pro.
It's good.
(

Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

I play that in my car all the time

(

moohalaa, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

:D

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:53, archived)

Nice
Same here
(

wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

Get the priest and the baby in shot, then dub "You cant touch this" over the top.
Gettit? cos all priests are child molestors.
(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

I've been offered the chance to participate in medical testing.
Should I go for it? (It is paid)
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

Only if they'll make you grow breasts.
Oh wait...
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

Haha, I'm getting them all today
www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post423269
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

Is that worthy of a BAM! ?
hm... Jury's out.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

I might wait to see if he replies again and set Phoenix on him.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

I don't get the honda accord thing.
Thus, it's not funny to me (yet).
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

If Chuck Norris had wheels he'd be an Accord.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

even Mr T is afraid of a accord

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

He pities the fool that doesn't have an accord

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

When you laugh does it sound like an asthmatic St Bernard as cobwebs come flying out your mouth since it's such a rare occurrence?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

I laugh all the time.
I don't see the point in replying to something on here that's obviously funny, just to say it's funny. I do however, see the point in telling people stuff is shit.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Now I think your laugh is that of a snuffling mouse
BRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOWWWW *jumps stunt bike off your forehead*

If you lied down in the road I bet you'd give Eddie Kidd I right hard-on.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

literally all the time?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

literally.
I can't stop.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post423312
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

geordieal has replied.
:(
Amazing.
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

"Profile for Lizard King:
a member for 1 month and 24 days
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

He's your new Internet Nemesis now that Mykey has you on double extra ignore.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

deal or geordieal?
open the box
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spacefish bong!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

You're going to have to get over this
terrible sense of anger every time I reply to your posts, or your going to end up flouncing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

I post one photo of you on here, and you've turned on me in a heartbeat.
You silly nerd.
(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

I heard that you use two Honda Accords as rollerskates. Is this true?

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

Probably.
I'm VERY offensive.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

this is hilarious

(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

Cure for Cushings?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

This is the choice of the POVERTY.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20, archived)

it's alright for you scroungers on the dole.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

img149.imageshack.us/img149/6873/jmgdole.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

Ha!

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

I'm ashamed to say that when, IRL, I did see 'dole'
I thought of you
(

Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

I'm a student :(
They're offering me £1850
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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

That would buy a hell of a lot of telly.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

To be honest, I'm seeing it in terms of "I'll be able to afford a new iPod and have money spare for a few nice things"

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WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

I tend to see all money in terms of screen inches.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Likewise but with Super Kestrel and JPS.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

That sounds like a recipe for a day a 90s park.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

~~screen~~

Such is life, down the docks.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

There there, mummy kiss it better and you shall have a story.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

LOLWHAT?

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Watch more Blackadder.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

what does your sig mean?

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

I attract them, like wanky little rats.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

Like whom?

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

yeah why not, from what I heard you get pampered and get paid

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

Go for it, you might become an X-man or something.
WINGS, maybe.
(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

Or, it implants the idea that he's got wings in his head,
then he jumps off shit and dies?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

That he's 'gone wings'?
He wakes up one morning with a severe yearning for bagpipes and vegetarian treats?

Fate worse than death. I'd jump if that were me.
(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

my brain is fried.
I'm done going to lectures.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

Best to stay here. We'll educate you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

What the hell could I learn here?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Impotent rage

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

How to be socially inadequate to the point of Prince Philip levels
and still manage to get laid.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

Wow.
I definitely want to learn that.

What's the first lesson?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:29, archived)

Well you're a lad, so I can't teach you.
I'm a girl, it's nigh on impossible for me to have a problem getting tail. Ask tentacles and wormylouse, they seem to get their ends away.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

I get my end away too.
I just wanted to know how to combine it with being socially inept.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

I think it's got something to do with alternating
menacing and pleading.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

I just read that as "my brain is freud".

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

or just an ex-man.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

Being a woman is lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

I've never tried so I will have to take your word for it.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

You should. We can walk into as many bollards as we like.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

You mean I can stop walking around things?
Quick cut my cock off now!
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Thought you'd never ask, pet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

Depends what it is,
Drug trial, brain scan, cutting your winker off to see if it grows back?
(

chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

They'll tell you it's just something small.
But you'll wake up with bollocks for ears.
(

Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

are they using yours then?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

Are they testing suppository's?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

you could be like those blokes the other year
all spacked out, so yeah, go for it!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

Will you die?
I vote yes if you do.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

I don't know.
I just don't...know.
(

wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

i wouldn't

(

rob, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

but they might cure his Cherubism though...

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

is this some sort of sensible answer?
how rare
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4807042.stm
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

no pain, no gain

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

Not only do you get paid
you get on telly, too!
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

I read about a car crash the other day.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

YES YES YES

(

Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:24, archived)

ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING TELL US WHAT IT IS THEN OR WHAT?

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RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

It's a drug trial.

(

WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

I did one where they poked my nerves with needles and zapped them
The advert said it involved 'some discomfort'

Got £50 an hour though.
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WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

That sounds awesome.
Where do I sign up?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

Well somebody has to,
animal testing can only go so far.
(

Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

not far enough
/wires up monkeys to car batteries for no reason whatsoever.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

I see B3ta/talk has got 0.1% better while I was away
I think Lost has improved in the latest series by at least 0.62%.

What do you think has improved?
(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Your chances of being told to fuck off.

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

BAM!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake, Piston_Broke is posting my Phoenix Wright image every bloody where.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

THAT'S WHO YOU'RE LINKED WITH!
PISTON_BROKE!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I'm totally replacing that image with some gay porn.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

like that would stop him

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Or amend the picture to say
"TO THE JUSTICE MOBILE
ALSO, PISTON'S A PRICK"
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

This wins

(

WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Get me a pic of Piston and I'll make a Honda Accord run him over

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=rimmer&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/piston.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

YES!!!!!!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

DO IT! DO IT!

(

WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Bugger it, can't get the hosting to overwrite the original thingy.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

What Phoenix Wright image?

(

WHARRGARBL, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post422792
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

haha

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WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

That image of Phoenix Wright.

(

Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Hahaha

(

wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

and boom goes the dynamite

(

executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

This is the kind of reply I want
Keep them coming
(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

your blog
now that it doesn't exist.
(

WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

This is the most offensive reply you could come up with?
Try harder, dirt-eater.
(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

FUCK OFF

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

You being shit!
lololol
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Your shit
and you know you are.
(Seebeedee, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

you're

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

no, no,
I think he meant that as is.
(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

you think his shit has improved?

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Well
he did ask
(Seebeedee, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

Know you are what?
explain man!
(

WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

Your shit

give it to me, in a zippy sandwich bag. I want to keep it. smell it...maybe taste it abit.
(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

"I think you want to do more than taste it - I think you want to EAT that man-shit"
That was a memorable line from a story some guy had written and posted on a gay usenet channel. I found it back in the early days of the web (1996 I think). Quite opened my eyes, it did.
(Seebeedee, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

I got fucked off with lost after about series 3
ended up not caring where they fuck they were.

Hope they are all dead or in space or something.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

it turns out they're all actors making a confusing television program

(

Lightguy hail satan, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

what? they are paid to pretend to be someone else?

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I'm sticking with my dog's dream theory.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

MRSA

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

I think it should go back up by 0.1% when you take a step back and try and fuck your own face off.

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Pease stop trying to demonstrate this
I dont want to see you getting bent
(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

I don't have to. I just get a normal errection and it brushes me a cowslick it's so fucking big.

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

I guess all that blood has to come from
somewhere.
(empty_personality, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

/talk now has at least
eleventy % more Honda Accord.

I approve.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

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