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# virgin on the ridiculous
* Yep, they pulled the challenge
* Yep, they were told before they opened it exactly how it would play out
* Yep, they asked us to delete it
* Yep, I think think the whole thing is funny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:44, archived)
# pfffft!
Any particular reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/6463459
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# er
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# this may help
www.b3ta.com/board/6463413
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Aha.
o i c now.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
#
Poor ol' Branson ....

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 9:12, archived)
# Poor?!
my bum
(silkysean pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha....
They might have to some work now...

So saying YES to everything doesn't always turn out for the best

Oh, the irony!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# they're no longer Virgins!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# *ahem*
www.b3ta.com/board/6463057
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:57, archived)
# hehehe
mind you - the slapperness, seems to have all come at once with a gang-rape from b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Yes!
Yes! Ooooh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/6463461

haha can you post some of their emails?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:45, archived)
# i don't have any
all phone calls - and I had a lot of them last night / this morning
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# pfft
along the lines of..?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# then they're obviously stupid fucktards
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# ^This
please please please please please tell us what they said and, preferably, whose compo entry offended them the most.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# ^This, a lot^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# ^this too
(I helped save b3ta! Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# ^And This!^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I look forward to reading this on the blog~~~
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# ^more of this^
*awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# holly & jessica was mentioned
and Richard Branson pissing in my face
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
We should have a whip round and buy an Xbox for those two.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# this ^^
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)
# haha
excellent

i loved the compo so much i now have a virgin phone, drink virgin cola, and have had my anal hymen surgically restored
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahaha
Your reply made me nearly wee wee
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# BEST POST EVAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
you DID tell them this is b3ta, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# I think they figured that we'd rather have prizes than take cheap shots
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# They were wrong
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# they top prize was an xbox360!
i'm not one to jump through hoops for something i don't necessarily want.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Besides, the chance to piss in the face of a multi-national company doesn't come by every day
And that my friends, is priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)
# too right.
i could buy a 360.
but to offend a big company like that so much they delete any trace of the compo warms the cockles of my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Plus now they have something in common
with Stalin, which a fluffy brand to be associated with
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)
#





What? I just wanted to post in this thread some.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:51, archived)
# *Signs up to Mastercard*
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:05, archived)
# i am
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# *places hoop over open manhole*
*waves packet of polo mints at new matt*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:12, archived)
# *plummets*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# We should have really gone ahead and posted 200 pictures of cocks
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# There were pics of branson.
surely that's good enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Repost these now!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:54, archived)
# edit: got them both
www.b3ta.com/board/6461163

www.b3ta.com/board/6461157
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
'king genius... I wished they'd used that
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Thats superb!

*EDIT* The Branson P!ss picture that is.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Yay!
Ta.

My god they must be dim ... i mean those are fairly tame really .....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Aaaw,
the second picture is a redex
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 15:18, archived)
# HAHAHA
fucking brilliant, didn't they realise what they were going to get for goodness sake? I'm still laughing and coughing simultaneously while eating an egg sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:58, archived)
# di you get to keep the money?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Huzzah!
Did you get to keep the loot?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# no idea if they are going to pay up
they morally should, but sadly that's not how it always works.

but I live in hope.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# well it's been a laugh at least
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Should've taken payment in advance
from one of their Virgin Money credit cards.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# threaten to
reopen the compo and bundle them in "Virgin's bumper book of ads"
(radja, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# ideas have occured
but I think that's called blackmail or extortion or something
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# it's not blackmail or extortion
if you don't ask for any money.. it's funny
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:59, archived)
# ^This^
.
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# "Corporate-Ethics"
My favourite oxy-moron
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# I had the top entry
after the Danny Wallace one when it closed,

Does that mean I win?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)
# I'm guessing
they threatened to send you some lawyers :)
(NoMoreFaith can believe its not bloody butter, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Hahaha
silly corporate types
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# as if we didn't know they were cocks before
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# They'd better pay up
and not steal any of the ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Ha ha
a perfect end to it all
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Bwaaahahahahahaha!!!one!!eleventy!!!forty three!!!
They got everything they asked for.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Tip top
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Good grief. Stuck up anal retentives.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Shirley,
we can't let this insult pass without exacting a slow torturous revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:48, archived)
# i imagine there is going to be fair few Branson images
you crazy kids
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# CELEBRITY DEATH?
Heh Heh
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# GREAT IDEA
reopen last weeks compo~
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)
# I predict
plenty more Virgin Money posts for a while.


Life gets more exciting when your boss returns to the office and finds out what your latest stupid marketing idea was.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:52, archived)
# HA!
WE WIN TEH INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha ^THIS^
B3ta vs. Virgin
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# WE WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# OF
course!
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# haha those silly bees
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:49, archived)
# THOSE BASTARDS!
All I get to do at work all day is lurk and laugh at the compo's now the MAN has denied me even that small pleasure! bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Yay
*raises fist in a che Guevaro fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# that is so lame of them
so which corporate can we mock next?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Delicious!
Sod the money, you've just officially entered folklore - priceless old sausage.
(ccc, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:51, archived)
# did anyone take a grab of the challenge?
I don't have it :(

btw: can you phone me? I want to talk to you about maybe you helping out on a work project I'm doing (much less controversial than this one)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# how can you NOT have it?
You didn't..... REALLY delete it? Did you?

Edit: Are you going to get naked for you 20k post?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:55, archived)
# What, the front page thing?
there was this:
www.b3ta.com/board/6460679
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Search: "Virgin"?
Will phone you this afternoon folklore type hero.
(ccc, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# but i don't have your number!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:56, archived)
# virgin might actually need to do some WORK now!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha
I didn't get it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:00, archived)
# that's the interenet
they say they are virgins, but what they really are is whores.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
I can imagine it now:

Virgin: "Hello, we'd like to sponsor a challenge, so we can get some great ideas for a new campaign - a bit of viral marketing, that sort of thing."
Rob: "You realise it will be a tirade of abuse, against Virgin as a company, and Sir Richard as an individual don't you? With badly drawn cocks, bad taste humour, and very possibly penguins raping the Soham murder victims?"
Virgin: "Haha! Yeah, whatever. You crazy internets! Let's ROCK!"
Rob: "Erm, OK, if you insist".

Ten minutes later...

Virgin: "Holy Mother of God, have you seen this?"

*auto dials lawyers*

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Call me cynical but
doesn't pulling the challenge get them more publicity than tolerating it? Perhaps this was their plan all along...
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Haha
Christ I've been laughing for over 20 minutes my face hurts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)
# ^^^
sounds about right
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Exactly so
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
this has had me in stitches for ages now
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Virgin: "Haha! Yeah, whatever. You crazy internets! Let's ROCK!"

That made me spit coffee on my colleague sitting opposite. He didn't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# This for front page!!
Why no I like this link??
(I helped save b3ta! weekendsession, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Excellent
B3ta's jump the shark moment has been averted.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is the best gag of all
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:04, archived)
# This is the funniest post on b3ta ever
I'm literally pissing and shitting myself here.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:06, archived)
# litterally?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Has anyone e-mailed The Register
they'll publish this story for sure?
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:11, archived)
# ^this!^
/relurks for another eternity
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Do this!
Do it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# *done*
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 19:27, archived)
# and they did
Ayn't that sweet

Virgin pulls web challenge [www.theregister.co.uk]
(I helped save b3ta! 3ric content? content? well, can't complain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)
# why don't you post a picture noobie
aces, though. Top hole.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:13, archived)
# I hope they'll compensate you for your time
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Extending that,
They should compensate us for our time in making this challenge so, erm, distinctive...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why am I not surprised?

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fantasmic stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)
# must... resist....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
all the thread nazi-ism I've ever witnessed comes boiling out of me...

Where's your original picture to justify a new thread? Huh? huh?

(yes I know its your board and you can cry if you want to, but still)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)
# So that's:
* Gutless
* Witless
* Humourless

What a bunch of ankles*.

[*I'm trying to crowbar this into popular usage; an ankle is lower than a cunt.]
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)
# I'll help.
I've just called my boss an ankle.

Don't quite think he understood your meaning - wanna explain it to him?
(alkland, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)
# sure
give me his number
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)
# ankle cant be used as an insult
ankle is someone who is totally awesome. someone who can beat the internets. coz u see. ankle is the end of the leg. LEG END. ahem
(djboo, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)
# How much did you get for pulling the image challenge??
I think that we should still be allowed to post - freedom of speech (while it still exists).
(jmaxi returned again on, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I was wondering how they could stick 99.98% of our posts on a billboard
Stupid beared twunt lmao, this has made my week :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# This is
the best day ever.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Absolutely fantastic...
I will be laughing about this for hours I'm sure...

Makes me proud to be a b3tan :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 19:23, archived)
# After seeing this post on the Inquiererererer
HELLO MUM!!!

*waves*

I'll have chips not peas tonight ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)
# *waves at H's mum too*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)
# and now on El Reg
www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/30/b3ta_sees_off_virgin/
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)
# has no geek here noticed
that el reg live on b3ta??? they make a news story of most anything on here with a keyboard attached.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)
# does that mean
that this thread and anyone in it will become famous as an interweb phenomenon?
...quick, to wikipedia everyone!
(0li should be in bed, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 21:24, archived)
# heheh brilliant
i miss my celebrity deaths
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 18:32, archived)
# And now...
...The Guardian has it too: technology.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1934929,00.html

wee!
(fractalpat John - Stop that laughing!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 12:32, archived)
# I just want to say
'Fucksocks' as we seem to be in the news.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Us...
in the news...at this hour...ding dong.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Just for the benefit of any non b3tans reading this
i regularly like to rape children and worship satan, often after sniffing a bag of glue during songs of praise (it's the only way I can get a hard on any more)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)
# you horrible people!
leave some for the rest of us, damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Is Songs of Praise still on the telly?

In my experience most congregations find the chidrens' scream put them off the hymns.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:19, archived)
# Maybe this is all part of Virgin's cunning plan
but I bet the publicity sells more b3ta Sick Joke books than Virgin products.
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# I don't want to give them the benefit of publicising this
unless they make good with the prizes.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Also on Five Live at lunchtime...
...where they were made to sound incredibly foolish, and said they might still let b3ta have the swag.

Top hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Branson
OK, so a company called Virgin issue a challenge to B3ta (which, lets face it, is a site obssessed with "naughty" jokes, cocks, goatse and kittens), and then is surprised at the kind of response that they get?

(Ok, I'll get me coat, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# B3TA should be proud
This is great. Maybe you should do this again. I hear that Murdoch's sniffing around the anarchic internet area. Let's make sure every multi-national conglomerate owning megalomaniac treats B3TA with kid gloves. Then when you get offered fifty squillion squillion pounds for your *brand* you can become multi-national conglomerate owning megalomaniacs yourselves.
(kevon45uk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Oooh - this thread is in all teh news!
I just had to join it.
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 18:25, archived)
# me too
*waves*
(feek ferk fook foom, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 18:53, archived)
# me three
*hides again*
(silkysean pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:38, archived)
# *polite applause*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Very late reply:

Death by Crudely Drawn Cock.
(Dooley, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)
# ha!
mine is later.
(si-mong, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)