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not chopped....

But I was in the dentists the other day and he left me for ages.....

That look is genuine fear :|

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

awww

so defenceless, so terrified

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Laini, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

and with good reason...

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

:)

I've sent that to my mum.... I'll let you know
if she puts it on the fridge...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)

The ultimate accolade

Weirdlittlebiscuit's mum's fridge!

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)

Weirdlittlebiscuit's mum's fridgid?

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)

She is

now

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christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:26, archived)

Weirdlittlebiscuit's mum's frigate?

Hello sailor!

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)

i like the way you took a camera

to the dentists

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

the dental nurses

maybe

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

ooh

you're in the final 100 before 30,000

i hope you have party poppers on standby

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

carry a camera everywhere

i got really fed up of thinking "oh what a great picture, if only i had a camera"...

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

nice idea,

though it might get annoying if you're on a nudist beach.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

cam

on a phone, isn't it?

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Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

well, he's not taking it

so i imagine the dentist's assistant is.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

hmmmmm.....

before you said he isn't taking it....I thought he had his left arm extended taking it. Now I double look - I'm not sure.

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Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

you sure?

'e doen't look armless to me

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)

e's not excatly armful now is 'e.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

I took it.. mee mee it was all me...

With my sooper low quality photo phone..

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

WOO

very late! But I was right on BOTH accounts

hehe

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Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:29, archived)

that's

no dentist

(dognutz, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

your right!!!

the light isnt even pointing into his mouth!!!
its right above the heart!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Laini, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

Oi!

Come back here with my hubcaps!

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha

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thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

Are you having your prostate removed?

That's what happened to my gran.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

she obviously didn't masturbate enough

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thebear is thebear, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

Are you kidding me?

She always had her hands jammed down the front of her dirndl skirt. Oooh! Crab paste!!

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

IS IT SAFE?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)

Ninja spider attack

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CJ, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

haha

that's brilliant

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

hurrah!

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rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

That is

Spiderninjariffic!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

woo!

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Laini, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

yikes!

you would stand no chance.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

More updates

in my attempt at a Nigerian scam scam type scam

(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

My aunt runs one of those.

Her name is Precious Dowadu.

She persuades dumb Europeans to part with $450 for a lifetime's worth of sanitary protection. She delivers lots of cheap sanny pads from Russia.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

Has she had much success?

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

Well, she doesn't have to balance massive water pots on her head anymore.

And she has bought herself a "show-hut" just outside the village she grew up in.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

I bet the rest of the village are jealous of her now

They'll probably vandalise her yak soon.

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)

Don't be ridiculous!

She has a team of armed meerkats who shoot anyone who comes near.

(They identify loved-ones and family friends by weeing on them)

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)

Very swish

She'll be driving a Volvo soon.

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)

what's your local pub called?

Not that you attend, but what's the nearest one?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

It's called the Ancient Foresters.

Live Karaoke everyday, satellite tv, and singers who can break plate glass with the amount of vibrato they can give to a note.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)

I've heard of the Foresters

(not Philippa) they are a big oranisations of 'friends' and 'friends' of 'friends' for people that can't otherwise find 'friends' or something.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

What the hell are you talking about?

IT'S JUST A PUB.

Albeit with the best pub singers in the whole universe.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)

Quality!

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

yay!

thats great:)

(has replying to him opened up the spam 'flood gates' on your account?)

edit/ "and I scarred in heart, soul and goatse" - hehe

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

Yes! I seem to be getting

a lot of "Live Botshaft fur Wozyck" emails ?!

(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

hehe

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

That's fantastic!

Keep up the good work.

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

"not because we are poor, no, we are just hating children"

made me spray Diet Coke out of my nostrils in a most unprepossessing manner.
Ha ha ha

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MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

wait for it......

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)

I fancy David Blaine.

He has the arms and upper body of a lowland gorilla.

Hopefully not the penis of one though.

He is to be my new husband.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

it's all that black he wears

it goes to his head

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

I don't mind.

I'd love to have an egomaniac for a husband. They break more easily. I could get that one in a mental home in about 5 weeks.

Then it's spend, spend, spend!

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

he's probably thrown away

all his money on some cult by now

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

I'll just have to fill the void left by the cult.

I'll just let him do me in the Gary.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

ew.

is that named after mr barlow?

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

Glitter!

Shitter.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

Oh dear oh dear,

Gary Glitter = shitter.

I'd add you to THE LIST but you already seem to be on it...ah well.

*underlines name in red*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

ah ok,

this comes from not living in london

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

I don't live

in London.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

you don't need to

your intelligence expands into it

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

You are both hicks then.

I'd NEVER allow myself to be caught living in one of those LUDICROUS cottages.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)

There's

nothing wrong with an outside toilet!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)

Nothing that a labotomy won't fix!

Really!!

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)

I remember the days

when you were too shy to even think about giving blow jobs.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

Well I've fucking changed, ALRIGHT?!

After all that abuse in the mental hossie, I have learned that sex can buy me love, and that a big pair of knockers can increase my bling levels.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

I know you've changed,

I was just reminising.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)

Well reminisce away!

I'm totally mintcondition now, and don't need reminding of a time when I didn't even know what a penis was.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

YOu are

now a top bird.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)

I do have a mole on my tumpsy that needs sorting.

But I have enough money now to really push my Hair & Beauty business THROUGH THE ROOF.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)

Rich and blessed

with Large Knockers, I'd shag you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)

Well, get in the queue man!

I might be able to squeeze you in at 4pm today.

(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)

Splendid,

I shall nip out and get the KY Jelly.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)

the thought of Dawn and Jelly

has just given me the judders.

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)

And me,

what was I thinking??

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)

wash your brain out...

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)

haha!

I hope the cunt dies.

In unrelated news, I now have 22 confimed names for the footy. Keep them coming.

No response from prospective opponents yet, but if we get another 10 or so, we could just play ourselves, which might be a bit fluffier.

We also need a ref :/

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

ah referees, "the human punchbag"

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

haha

and I was going to offer* - until you said that!

*probably a lie as I doubt I'm even going to be there

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Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

yaarchitect.

its a bit quick and dirty and only have paint as work :(

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Jobe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

yayayayayayayayay!

arf!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

woo!

yarr!

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sunny_jimbob, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)

yaaarrrrrggggggg, sorry to tw but, arggggg

about ten minutes ago, I thought I saw someone walk past my door (shadow cast underneif it), anyway, being the paranoid fuck that I am, I opened my door and glared at my imaginary intruders. Well, I just made myself a drink, come back upstairs, and there's a Cult of Jim sticker on my telly, I know I didn't put it there, and I swear it wans't there when I went to bed.

argggg!

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stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

hahaha

what terrible burglars

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

thread jack

made a quick and dirty car driving thing in flash
clicky

your dilemma: dna test the sticker and stab the owner

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

ooh!

that's very clever

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stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

acceleration is easy to do

its coded to multiply the speed.

the car's off google, and (admittedly) so is a bit of the code, but the code was originally for a driving thing via a mouse

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

i keep losing my car off screen

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

haven't learnt collision detection yet

so just f5 for magic reappearing car

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

my knowledge of actionscript is pretty much

limited to geturl and gotoandplay, so i'm still impressed!

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stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

i might give out the .fla sometime tonight

once I've stopped playing with it myself
;)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)

That,

reminds me of this,

www.arseiam.com/fx/40.htm

In fact, the whole site is woo,
www.arsejam.com,
This is good n'all.

www.arseiam.com/fx/55.htm

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

: )

i wanted Dutchbird to know that I am listening to LBC on the radio in the office (not by choice, it's that wanker Nick Ferarri...) they have a Jam Line!!!

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

Why are you

telling me?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

because you are here!

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

Fair do's.

Morning anyway.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)

morning : )

(edit) ooooh ooooh.. the reason i am so tired this morning is that i was up late last night... a friend plays on an internet radio show.. interFACE... I went round last night to join in the fun... they played The Hustle twice last night... :)

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)

ooh

I have a similar idea for a radio programme.
It's the Maths & Jam hour.

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:23, archived)

Cool

now make space bar = brake :)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)

you can use down arrow as a brake+reverse

/pedant

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)

It wasn't a polar bear was it?

They're getting further south every year.
And they're notorious.

**shameless pearoast**
do not panic Steve! you do not have Snowman art. Or do you...?

(wingnutkj, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

i've learnt to look at usernames!

hello kenneth! and possibly, i'm hearing bangs from downstairs now, i hate this house

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stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

Erk!

Hello Steve!

Could you create a remote control surveillence device using something with wheels, something like a camera and parts of a soft toy to check downstairs?

(wingnutkj, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)

But a VERY

woosome one!

Made me laugh out loud it did!

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Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

Erm,

no reason.
Spent ages on this, but still can't decide if it's any good or not.

Click for biggy.

But my first idea involved wheelchairs...

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

woo !

it's like Tron !

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

Could be

a compo entry?

(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

Hmm

not such a bad idea...

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

tenuous...

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popt_art, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

When's that ever stopped anyone?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:02, archived)

Well

it wasn't actually created as a compo entry, so...

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)

do the wheel chair one!

do the wheel chair one!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)

If you insist

but, it won't be as good and will be astonishingly similar to this one...

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

do it large

i need an offending wallpaper

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

Yay!

Four player Tron!

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charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

tron 2.0

is a great game

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

is that

the new one?

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Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

i like that i do!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)

Mmmmm....

it smelt so good! Maybe a couple more minutes though.

touch me for bigism

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ashurek, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

wow

her face is just perfect for that pic :)

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

Mmmm. Dinner's going to have a bit of a kick to it.

TJ: Look who's come crawling back to the UN:
news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/-/1/hi/world/middle_east/3079546.stm

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charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

Ghosts of Vietnam

have visited Rumsfeld in his sleep...

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

Once upon a time in t'North...

(doran, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

hehe!

woo!

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

you know there was a viking-king

called 'CNUT'... brilliant!

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packetslut, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

hmmmmmm

shouldn't it be Gangs of Jorvik?
/pedantic

but good pic anyway!

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Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

Mmmm

Woman-tache

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

good idea,

nicely done.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

Top one!

w00t!

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

Yay!

But have you noticed DiCrapio could pass for a Muslim woman dressed like that? A militant one, maybe, but still.

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charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

pfffft

That be a bit silly - woo!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

haha

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rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Mad Max premake

My first post - from the Czech Republic, an ex-commie country if that adds to the pic I'm posting...

clicky for bigger

(Kramflek, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

haha

Welcome
and WOO - that be a grand starting picture

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Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

Thanks for all the nice words - I've been lurking here for quite a time...

...now thinking of the picture again, I should've changed the headline into "THE MARXIMUM FORCE OF THE FUTURE". Oh, what the heck, next time I'll won't do it in such a rush.

(Kramflek, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

I've just noticed

the "Music by Brian May" bit. Did you shop that in, or did he really fo the music for Mad Max?

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

Brian May

composed the music. I'd have smuggled in the author of Internationale, but I doubt anyone knows his name (me included).

(Kramflek, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

Eugène Pottier.

Debout! les damnés de la terre etc.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

Great first post! Woo!

And is this our first Czech b3tan? Do you live in Prague? Can we all stay at your house and get horribly drunk?

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

Let me

czech...

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

I am Balkan

at your comments.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

I am slav-ering

at the prospect of more posts like this.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

i'm

ukraine-ing my neck to see

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Spoon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

*groans*

its TOO early in the morning for that!

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Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

No, I live in Ceske Budejovice...

...which is even better as this is the town where Budweiser beer is produced ;-) Unfortunately I don't drink beer :-)

(Kramflek, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

More for us then!

*checks flights*

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

Mmmmm

great beer.
Will you be my friend?

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MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

Castle Bovinejuice?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

Bovinejuice

Bovinejuice
Bovinejuice

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

Here I come,

baby.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

garh!

I can see you hovering!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)

never want to stay there.

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charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

You know

you do.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)

I would pay good money to see that.

Good money.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

Why not?

OK, give me some kapital and we can shoot the film - no problem.

(Kramflek, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

nicely done

and welcome!

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mozza, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

As a pinko,

I love that. Mad Marx - this time it's political.

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charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

Thats deeeeeeeelightful!

Welcome!

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Danblez, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

yay!

welcome aboard:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

you'll never leave...

woo!

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Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

splendid

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

That's fantabulous!

Welcome.

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

fantastic first post !

welcome :)

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

welcome!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

How nice!

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Danblez, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

Das

Fantasique

(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

I think that's the best first post

I've ever seen.
May your b3taing days be many and joyful.

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MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

b3ta is the opium of the people ...

Welcome - I think b3ta should have a natural affinity with the land of Hasek and Capek (sorry, can't do the accents).

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

Hee hee

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)

yay

excellent!

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rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

This picture makes Brezhnev very happy

Welcome and woo!

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matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 11:37, archived)

I dont know why

(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

I do.

But if I told you, I'd have to bum you.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)

oh...

it doesn't say 'burn'

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

I was being

post-modem.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

Found it

www.b3ta.com/board/143080 - the picture's gone, but it was of a Dutchbird plane

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

hehehe I only saw those for the first time

last week and did a double take :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

If you'd say you were flying

you could have borrowed one of them - I like to lend my planes to b3tans

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

that's lovely

that is
Edit: Is he riding over a potato field? ;-)

(

anno domini hiatus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

It does

look like it but no.

(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

aww!

how sweet!

(

Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

it's lovely.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

he's

gonna knacker that bike ! , he'd be better off with a goped :)

(

Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

aaahhhhoohmygodthatissoooosweeeeeet!!!

*ahem*

I mean, woo.

(

Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

Thats

Excellent, it was my first moving background and it was hell. Do you have any advice or links on how they are done properly?

(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

well

this is just 4 frames but it could have been done with two !
choose a background layer , add some motion blur , add your car/bike/whatever , then what I did for the next frame was just flip the background layer horizontally , if you've no reference points to give you the impression of motion in the background you can always add them as another layer

(

Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

and mess about with the frame timings to get the best impression of speed , these were .5 seconds a frame I think

(

Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

I will try that.

(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

Ooh

And an excellent choice of motorbike.

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

Been organising my cd collection ...

cfb

(

anno domini hiatus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

hahaha.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

haha! So very true......

and wonderfully shopped too. Congrats, have a gold star.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

I read it (even the click for biggy)

as Now That's What I Call Karma, and kind of rationalised it.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

Me too

but I lurn 2 reed good!

Woo!
bold!

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)

Me 3

but then I don't quite understand this whole computer malarkey.

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

I'm still

trying to work out where you put the coal?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)

You use coal?

I'm still winding it by hand.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

Are you really Dutch?

And a bird?

(

Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

Read in that film trailer voiceover guy's voice -

"Half Dutch, All Bird"

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

"You can't handle the BIRD"

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

"They were in a JAM, and things were about to get even MORE sticky when she found out"

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

hmm...

Jam....

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

Koits

Jam song is inspired, INSPIRED!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

*hands over ears*

don't want to hear it, la la la

yes I do

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

Unlike my experiences in the Netherlands.

All Dutch, Half Bird.

(

Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

Mind of a maggot...

Face of a weasel.

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

Smell of a BADGER!

Arse of a WHALE!!

No offence

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

Armpit of a CABBAGE!

Ear of a CARP!

nun taken

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

Teeth of a SPIDER!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

Voice of a EUNUCH!

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

Legs of a BUTCHER!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

Knees of my NIECE!

God, I'm gorgeous!

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

Take me now.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Take you where?

The Bluebell Railway? That'd be a nice day out instead of work.

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)

Ooh yes,

we can have a picnic.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)

It's a Jolly Holiday with Bovine...

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)

Yay!

that fits.

Bovine makes your 'eart so light
When the day is gray
And ordinary
Bovine makes the sun shine bright!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)

Though you're just a diamond in the rough, bov

Underneath your blood is bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)

Hoi!

*knees bent cockney dancing*

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)

knees bend

arms stretch, rar! rar! rar!

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)

Hehehe

you naughty thing you

(el_pollo_diablo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

Noice.

Which ones are music, and which ones are porn?

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

music?

(

anno domini hiatus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

yeah

it doesn't often have nudity in it....

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

Okay, which ones are porn,

and which ones are outlandish porn?

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

Midgets and bearded ladies?

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

I was thinking amputees and great danes.

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

*hides vast

collection of three legged great dane porn*

(

stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)

hahaha!

wootiful!

(

stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)

yay!

my new icon came through!

(

stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

tee hee

I'm a good girl, I don't use Kazaa.

(

Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)

WinMX

SoulSeek?
IRC?
or which one then?

(

Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

generally if there's a song I want and don't have

I'll ask around for a friend to send it to me via msn. If nobody has it, I get on the phone to a dj friend and he makes me a copy.

(

Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

True......Brilliant

(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)

he lied about his age to sign up

Clicky for extra mousiness

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)

Woo!

Is he a mouseketeer?

(

Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)

He's Monty!

woo!

(

baby wet ones, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)

Yay!

Just keep your head down, son. It'll all be over by Christmas.

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

Now thats stamina for you ;)

(

Danblez, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

white

christmas?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

Arf, my son,

Arf.

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

If you don't keep your head down

It'll certainly be over by christmas

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

I rodent like to meet him on a dark night.

(

100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

yes

that could really be moust unfortunate.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

yay!

*tj*
anyone got any mould?

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

there was a big bandwagon with a mugshot from the ppl that story's based on the other day

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)

do you mind? i've got a hangover and don't need to see this

*boik*

morning all

(

new_matt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)

what you need my friend,

is a large fried egg, placed on a raft of raw mince and served in a used ash tray:)

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

Aaahhh

how sweet.

/STAMP. Crunch.

(el_pollo_diablo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

ahhbless!

(

Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)

Look Out

It's Davrius

(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)

ARF!

That's rather good that is :)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)

morning

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)

mor

ning.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)

MORNING! MORNING!

DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)

you sure it's not MORNING MORNING

MANGER JESUS CHRIST

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)

DANGER! DANGER!

Hi Walter!

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)

hello

and good morning!

edit: and good luck with yer interview...is it to do drawing type things?

(

amaryllis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)

Heh

My first ever tattyslop

Such skill, such panache...

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)

Darius Ganesh?

*groan*

My brother was at uni with him. He really is a huge twat.

Edit: Darius, that is, not Ganesh.

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)

Well

I heard he was huge...

/popbitch

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)

With Ganesh?

I bet he got all the girls.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)

He was filth.

He used to invite them up to his room so they could play with his trunk.

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)

Apparently you can

text Ganesh Here

Good morning all by the way.

(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

ah yes, first posted in the early days of July 2002

when you used 50megs.com,

memories.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)

You're worrying me now.............

;)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)

here's the proof

www.b3ta.com/board/216904

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

I remember it at the time

although I was still lurking, or occasionally posting under another name, back then. What worries me is you tracking down stuff like that........

Have you been through the entire spazz now? That would be impressive!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)

I'd like to see anyone try that now

they'd be lucky to get to last month

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)

starting from 1,

it's easiers as the early days it were all fields

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

crab populated fields mostly

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)

i've been through a proportion

there's still chunks i've missed though, and i haven't bookmarked any.

seeing dsf asdf etc. when it first appeared was quite amusing.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)

I would kill

to have that amount of time to waste ;)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)

Ooh, where is that?

I've been here a while, but I missed that one. And the whole chevron thing.

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)

chevrons just evolved naturally

dsf adsg asf df is a wonderful song by spacefish and came from repcak - a pole.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

Apart from bananaman's sinister experiments in spazz-chevron engineering

which can still be found in his profile I believe.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)

I might have known you'd know.

Cheer!

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

repkap did it,

i didn't bookmark it though, and from that, there's a wonderful link by fnord to 'america rocks' brilliant first message

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)

that dsf first post in full :)

www.b3ta.com/board/515147

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)

Yay!

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)

I lied

Just checked my old images folder and this was the first:
www.b3ta.com/board/142880

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)

what was crazymum's picture

that you might have liked?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

I can't

remember.

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)

Top work.

Push him down some stairs.

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)

smashing!

(

mozza, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

Excellent!

to be frank i'm suprised it hasn't been done sooner

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

Bushman

Look! It's a bushman!

Apologies if it's been done and my photoshop skills are not great, I am more of a flash person really. It's the idea that counts anyway...

(Luxarama, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)

they say a man in the bush

is worth 2 in the hand apparently

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:28, archived)

Morning!

Remind me what time and at what station you arrive tomorrow, and I'll engineer getting myself out of work.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)

It should be (ignoring any delays) 2:38pm

let me know if there's somewhere obvious we can meet.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)

If that's Picadilly station

which I assume it will be, then I'll meet you there.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)

yeah, ok

you've got my number haven't you?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)

erm.......I did have, until the great message fire of 2003.

Arthur it over, will be handy just in case.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)

There's

plenty more bush in the sea, you know.

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)

d'oh

the only time something interesting occurs in hudersfield, and I'm at a meeting in Leeds.

shiiiite

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)

It should be touring around a bit in October as part of a ShortCircuits night

and will be in Huddersfield on 28th and Leeds on 23rd I think.
I'll put details on my m3tatweening page when confirmed.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)

very good

as thanks, have my patented user icon expanding device here

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)

if it helps btw the m3tatweening is on from 7.20pm

there's a bit in Arthur's pub scheduler about it

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)

'fraid not

after meeting* i go and buy a 5.1 sound system, and i'll need the rest of the day to set it up.

* freelance design thingy if i gets it

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)

The last meeting I went to

with people wanting freelance work doing ended in a high-speed bolt through a crowded city center, followed by eating curry in a laundrette.

Good luck!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)

fair dos

my mate has got me an interview.

doing brand recognition for internetdirect.

why they want to meet me in leeds i don't know considering they are FROM huddersfield.

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

Nice bush....

/coat

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)

Morning,

Did you get my e-mail back? I was reet pissed at the time, so I don't know if it sent or what, as I only have the vaguest recollection of it happening.

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:40, archived)

Indeed sir!

Much appreciated - haven't had much time to be on the board - goddamnworkshite.
I'll try re-sending that pic - it's getting stupid now for such a quick and dirty pic!

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)

Ah, but you've piqued my curiosity now.

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)

Hmmm...don't be too shocked if it's shit...

It's winging its way to you via the magic of email at the moment...

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)

Urrrgh.

The phrase 'bush meat' just popped into my head.

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)

Bush meat? Would you like 2,000 baboon noses, sir?

What?

(

Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)

Well.

That's just bizarre. Sounds like a python sketch.

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)

It's the thought that counts

Anyway, what do you mean you're a flash person?
Being flash is a sign of insecurity you know.

(T1, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)

I think you have to be "of a certain age" to get this one.

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)

Hee hee

(

Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)

My dad's always banging on about those ads

and how they ended up contributing to his heart attack.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)

i tried to go to work on an egg this morning

but i kept rolling off the damn thing.

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:28, archived)

If it can make you fly, I'm there.

*boshes*

(

charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)

lovely

reveals he is also of a certain age

(

mozza, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)

ah Mr mozza

could I email you about something? See my profile for my addy so I could reply if you know what I mean.

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)

Why of course

my dear fellow. Just done it (and seen Burgers Meredith in your profile! - How did I miss that first time round? fabulous)

(

mozza, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)

I do.

And I am.

(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

If someone can

tell me what the blue buggery is going on at this site it would make me a very happy man.

wonabc.com

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)

eep!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)

I couldn't rightly say.

It's a bit fuckin' weird, aye.

(

Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)

No idea

but it's got some fucking excellent stuff in there (might have something to do with comics?).

(

Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)

that

is scaring me!

(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)

vagina dentata

/psychoanalysis

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)

fuck'd if i know

very pretty...but uber wierd

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)

TJ (can't help it!)

Did you hear about the woman with no legs who won the strawberry picking contest?

Jammy cunt!

(

barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)

What's the name of

her other leg?

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)

Jamaica

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)

Uckfield

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)

Well,

there's no need for that.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)

tee-hee-hee

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha...let's not start that again.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)

But it's so funny!

There's a village outside Brighton called Cowfold.
I love that name but wouldn't have a clue as to how to go about it.

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)

Cowfold is not

to far from me.
I think you have to start at the ankles.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)

Wow

Cow origami. Now there's a marketing opportunity with real potential.

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)

Cowrigami,

the ancient of Cow Folding.
Hang on whilst I knock up a quick Crane.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)

Took me a while to understand that last sentence...

Thought process as follows:
a) You need a crane to lift the cow so you can fold it. Winches, pulleys, etc.
b) You are going to get a bird pregnant
c) The crane is a tradtional cowrigami thingy.

Wake up me!

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)

You see

how genius my comedy is.
I, like, work on soooo many levels, man. Like, wow.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)

You're

pure comedy gold.

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)

I have

dwarfs mining me.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)

I thought it said LIckfield

but i think it's worse now.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)

Lick it!

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)

Lick it HARD!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)

even worse

down the road from Cowfold is Lickfold ! 100% true, honest.

(doowaz, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)

teeth have teeth and guns too

I think there was a good idea in there once

(

Sixola, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)

Funny foreign muck

that's what

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)

?????????

???????
??????
?????
????
???
??
?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)

morning

by the way, i discovered a cheat for solitaire a while back, hold 'alt' + 'shift' and press '2'. I think i might have been the first person to discover it. If I wasnt, let me know

(Bingo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)

A fortnight to go!

YARR!

(

butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=windows+solitaire+cheat

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)

there are cheats out there

but nowhere lists the one I found, there is a 'draw one' cheat, but mine is better than that :D

edit: www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=solitaire+alt+shift+2

(Bingo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)

well

shift+alt+2 does nothing here.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)

well

On windows XP / windows 2000 it works, as i have tried it several times on both, what OS are you using?

edit: make sure your using the '2' key above 'q' and 'w' and not the numeric '2' on the right hand side of the keyboard

(Bingo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)

yep works on xp

well done for finding a thoroughly pointless cheat ;)

no really i mean that!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)

Thankyou

I think its main purpose is for screenshots

(Bingo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)

what does it do

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tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)

it starts the winning 'animation'

without you having to win the game

(Bingo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)

What's the point in that?

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)

no point

but i found it, so i thought I'd share

(Bingo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)

Works for me,

but you don't even get any points. Morning all.

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charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)

cheating at solitaire?

you're only cheating yourself you know

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)

If you dont cheat yourself

who will?

(Bingo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)

i cheated on myself and then found out thru some friends,

i was devestated at first but now the emotional scars have started to heal i'm ok.

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MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)

when i was 16

I cheated on my girlfriend, my guilty conscience got the better of me so i phoned here to dump her, and i ended up telling her that I had cheated on her, then I found out it was her birthday. I wouldnt recommend that to anyone.

And yes, i know, dumping someone by phone is lame

(Bingo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)

Morning all.

I posted this link last night, but I'll post it again.

www.freecodecs.com

The "Real Alternative" link takes you to a player for Real Media stuff without you having to install all that appalling RealPlayer shite. It works, too.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:09, archived)

Handy.

Nice one, I can listen to some of that BBC 7 stuff now.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)

mplayer is coming to windows shortly with a GUI.

mplayer is nice, it supports quicktime and realplayer.
and windows media 9

;)

www.mplayerhq.hu

seems down - bah!

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tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)

You want an impala?

Prevert.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)

cunt

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tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)

Prevert?

is that before his training, master?

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Lynxkitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)

Morning

All sounds a bit foreign to me.

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butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)

Bah

linky no worky for me.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)

You might be firewalled

it's connected to all the Kazaa-Lite/K++ people. I could try and find you a link to the installer, hang on.

PARP: fe7.edskes.com/realalt104.exe

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)

Nope

it's cos I don't use Windoze.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)

*slap*

Fucktard.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)

has

this been linked before?

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:07, archived)

I've not seen it before

and it's a bit cool!

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:11, archived)

morning,

you fucktard.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)

Morning cock-jockey.

Excited about your birthday? I'm going shopping at lunch time for amusing gifts like incontinence pants and zimmer frames.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)

i'm so excited that i may spunk*

*this may be a lie.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)

Are you off work again?

Sitting at home all day saps the will to live.

/jealousy.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)

Seconded

*swallows another handful of pills*

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)

I'm ill today

as in genuinely properly cunting ill. Every time I laugh at anything, I sound like Sid James. Fingers crossed it won't last until the weekend (not that it would stop me getting as pissed as a cunt on Sunday, mind).

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)

That is cool

stretchy skeleton pointlessness

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Sixola, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)

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