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# Brighton bash!
Pearoast - but i've added something..

Also in the vain hope it'll be FP'd by a kindly mod so more people see it and come!
or even blogged..that would be nice.

*edit YAY PEP!!!
Thank you most kindly you wonderful person!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Lovely work
the best I've seen in years.
Edit: No kindly mods? Boonay...
Re-edit: lovely, lovely pep.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# cat willies
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Has bearcub
been teaching you rude words this week?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# can you make a finger puppet of me
and pretend i'm there?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# design it!
design it hard!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# i can be there
in ten minutes.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# I thought you were in
Cardiff a minute ago getting OBW tickets?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# TJ
does anyone remember the transformers speaking on the phone with one of them a wideboy trying to get a room in a flat? it's brilliant, but i can't seem to find it, and i wanted to show it to a mate who had a similar experience last night
sorry to tj, particularly with a q, but it is a pearoast
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I remember it
I don't think it was in the newsletter, wasn't it just some guy about 6 months ago who posted some really good cartoony style stuff... one of them was about a tramp?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# wasn't that wheatox?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:11, archived)
# i'll look for him
ta
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# i was just wondering whether it might be newsletter
'cos i searched for transformers with every conceivable date
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Oi!
You got any photos from last weekend online yet?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# poo, i wanted to go to this,
but i'm seeing some people i haven't seen for nearly two years tomorrow, maybe next one!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Will there be jam?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# you do ask silly questions
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# Woo, another Brighton bash!
Poo, I can't make it again :(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# : (
indeed
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# it's in the blog.
have fun.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Thankyou my dear
you are a red star burning in the night
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Could you blog my gig
as well while you're at it please? ; )
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Cold? Flu? Throat a bit dry? Why not try...


If it redex's it's because Pipex are very lazy when it comes to fixing user webspace...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Is that supposed to say
phlegm?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Err...
Mebbe?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# i know about PIPEX
that is arse webspace. takes about 15 minutes for things to appear
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# HILARIOUS people
call me Flem. Just before I hit them over the head with a tractor.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# P0rn for the blind


Click for biggy

Sorry if done before :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# braille it
BRAILLE IT HARD!!!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# like
he said!
arf!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# surely
you wouldn't use both hands to read it?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# HaHaHaHa :)
He's only 'reading' it for the articles you know!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# yep
his left index finger seems to be thouroughly enjoying it's article.
brilliantly done methinks
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# that
is tops.
hehe "ladybumps"
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# porn? i don't believe it,

woo yay!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# saw that
this morning. very cute.
I also replied to one of your posts.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# which?
the huge poem?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# nope.
the one where you said I sometimes check the board in the morning's 'when i remember'.

edit - good luck.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# thanks.
just seen, and replied :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# love the hippo
btw: what does eumphazard mean?
dagnabbit i want to know!!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# eumphazard?
i have no idea.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# good luck Shunshine Elephant!
:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# thank you
:D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# that's great
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# fandabbydosie.
woooo
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ...
"but now, thanks to a new invention called broil the blind can...I'm sorry I'll feel that again..."
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
#
Tee hee
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# hahah
yay!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# mmmm boobies
then you can take a walk in my garden...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# I would....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Superb :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Woosome pic :)
But wasn't it done in Men In Tights?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)
# my blind mate
actually has some of that.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# today i have had the best day of my life.
i got two tickets for 'onebigweekend' in cardiff, free thingy with travis dido the darkness the thrills and other folk,
i saw Edith Bowman and her northern irish friend giving tickets out briefly, and, best of all, i saw two geese fly past honking.
Hurrah.

have a picture.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# hurrah for your day!
and the pic!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# *HONK*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# i was with sargant.
we both honked happily.
also, whenever Bowman started doing a bit of radio, we shouted out xylophone buggery or similar.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# iguana scrotum?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Ovaries.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# badger's bollocks
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Is that Snoop Doggy Dogg ?
he looks down wit da bad boys..
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# i like the thrills.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# they got pink and kosheen too.
hurrah.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# pink's a bit of a nobber.
but the thrills are good, and happy.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Honk Honk!
not bad
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Woo for geese!
I highly recommend seeing The Thrills - they be aceness in the extreme.
Should be nicely countered by watching The Darkness too (the album is tops and I hear good things about them live).
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# i woke up at half six
because sargant was throwing stones at my window.
good job too, they might have sold out if we'd gone much later.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# yay!
:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# He he!
a coworker just asked me to download him a pic of Elton John and convert the file format for him and I jokingly sent him this



and only just told him in time not to upload it to his American racing series website!
That was quite a close one!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Ah,
I was about to ask you WTFAYBOA, then I refreshed and it animated.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# That was
his problem too!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# TRAVIS? DIDO? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?
Or are you planning to assassinate them, the cunts?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# it's free.
i may take a sniper rifle.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Other things that are free:
1. eating worms
2. joining the NAZI party
3. stamping on your own toes...
4. er...
5. that's it

Anyway Dido's loveley
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# yummy
mmmm... edith bowman
mucho tasty :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:21, archived)
# The Parka Batman Stunt Motorcycle Display Team
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# huurah!
a welcome return. i'm glad i popped in when i did
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# It's been
far too long hasn't it
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# blimey
hasn't it just!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Employment
it's the blight of the B3ta poster
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# He promised me he'd be back
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay !
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Sweet Jesus!
That's fabulous, back in style!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# And that's a pretty
spiffy wooyay!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# oooh thats luvly that!
Very hypnot.....ZZzzzzzZZZzzzzzZZ
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# here's a nice mind spazz
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# tee hee
as long as they're having fun!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# TA-DA!!!!!!!
Funking Fantakah
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# dededededededededede
houpla!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# woo!
dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner PARKABATMAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)
# hahahhaha
mentalism!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Yay Sp3ktor
that has made my day. Still trying to convince the Mrs she should let me go to Brighton.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# go on
it'll be ace
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Have you tried the old
Jedi mind trick?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Give her a good convincing
It'll be a hoot!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Yes
I know she will buckle - will try the mind trick this evening to convince her - convince her hard. Really want to go. R u travelling on the train tomorrow ?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# I doubt it!
I live a pebble's throw from the bash. Maybe BoyT or Slim...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# Yes i am
give us a buzz and we can meet up on route - Stellas on the train - how classy!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# coolio
getting excited about it now. I hope she doesn't go all stroppy on me tonight. Stellas on the train ho ho ho. Sounds good though ;) will give you a call this eve then.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# could one of you
find me on Arthur , cos I might well want to join you for the journey.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# I'm off out now
I'll Arthur you later this afternoon
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:18, archived)
# cool
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:19, archived)
# I think I will be going down
for lunch time on the train from London village, probably via sunny scenic Croydon, if you fancy meeting up for a pint before hand
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Huzzah!
Me love these@
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha
ace
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# haha!
fab
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# No matter what everyone else said
Jeremy had always known he was destined for showbusiness

(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# arf!
he also makes guest appearances at weddings
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# and Rosey's making a guest appearance
on b3ta :)
Hello/goodbye.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# i'm furtively b3taing from work.....
feeling rather naughty!!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# you'll get used to it...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# that's what i am
afraid of ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# I know him!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Now THAT
is serious mind-piss.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:20, archived)
# He'll end up in porn judging by the way he's spreading his legs.
Mind, he's more attractive that Ron Jeremy, so he could make it big. Woo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# though
probably less well endowed than Ron.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Thing
about him as well is that it just goes to show you can be a ugly bloke and do porn....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# in my experience
most blokes who do porn are ugly. I don't know why.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# but
then on the other side of the coin...they be ugly blokes paid a small fortune to shag like bunnies....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# that's IT!!!
ugly blokes become porn stars because good-looking blokes can get a shag in more conventional ways!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I
know I ticked the wrong box years ago when the careers officer came round the school...I should of ticked `be in porn films`..ohh woe is me.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# it's
also to do with 'timing'.

Ron can jizz at will.

A VERY rare skill.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# How does
Will feel about this?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# i've heard
he's very accommodating
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# probably
goes "Yuck" rather a lot and has learned to close his eyes and mouth very quickly...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# i think it's the whole "Hey, that could
be me!" factor
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Yeah, but you should see how
far he can jump.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Yeah,
but what a tongue!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# oooooooOOOOooooooohhh
*mind wanders off*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# You're
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# encourageable
surely ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I don't need...

...much encouraging either!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# good lord
that's frightening
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# seconded
puppies, Werthers & grooming spring to mind
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Would
you like a sweetie little girl?
/Charlie Drake
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# don't let the hair
confuse you... oh, right... you meant her...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Well
"Fuck religion" has always been one of my personal philosophies...
;-)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# it is a rather disturbing pyramid
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# yes
I am indeed.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# that
is one entertaining toad

hey! who wants to see The Best Gif Ever? (possible nsfw)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# go for it!!
woo
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# natch!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
#
*faints*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# that
is mesmorising....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# mmm
where's it from
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# an
avatar on ogrish.com
they have some really grooooovy ones.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# *stares mesmerised*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# hmmm...
class A n0rkotics
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# welll
I know what i likes and i likes what i see...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# That truly is the best gif EVER.
I'm not going to refresh for the rest of the day. Just sit and watch that.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# you
can make them massive by writing a small html doc and saving it to your desktop.
[HTML]
[BODY]
[IMG SRC="http://forum.ogrish.com/avatar.php?userid=6061&dateline=1062014158" WIDTH="whatever you want it to be"]

and it feels like hacking!*

*a bit
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# pah
I could do that...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:39, archived)
# go
on then!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Please?
;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# mmmm
that was fun. too bad you guys couldn't see it.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# ...
...D'oh!

:(

mmm....nice...in....my....head...*dribble*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# all b3ta babes
did that in synchronization then. Such a shame the boys missed it.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Good lord.

*faints yet once more again*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# shall we do it again?
;-)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# again!
again! (I'm doing it with my ears)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# anti-clockwise this time
3... 2... 1...
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# just so i don't feel left out
i'm rotating my shorts
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# Swing your pants!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# i think i've just
hit 1,000 RPM
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# on the count of 3...
2...
1...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# My goodness,
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# my gracious
anticlockwise feels so wrong and yet somehow..so right
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# You put your left nork in
Your left nork out...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# in, out, in, out
and shake em all about



ow
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# she
probably wouldn't mind either...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# would you like to trade?
I have an archive of home-made pron just waiting for a willinng partnet... no, really ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# you appear to have lost
your ability to type.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# .
I'm wanking a I type this...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Don't lower yourself
just to please the drooling pre-pubescant mob.
Lower yourself to please me...cos I am special.*




*Joke.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# *special*
in a belming way?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# PHWOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!
*rubs thighs*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# *dribble*
*guuuuuuurrrrrrrrr***

They might be fake, but they move juuuust riiiigghht.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# 'hello my baby'
'hello my sunshine'
'hello my rag time girl...!'
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# yay for Jeremy!
"Yay!"
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# There's NO business
Like SHOW business
Like NO business
I KNOW!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# woo !
and yay !
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Look into my eyes
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# no
shan't
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# thats freaky... woo :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)
# w00t!
I'm going to do a quick bit of work so I can fuck off early and collect fnord from the station. Then, my friends, it's quiet drinking time!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# quiet drinking
and noisy falling over, hooray!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)
# You?!
Quiet drinking?!

BWHAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Last minute compo entry..
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# nice!

but i think it's been done.

but it's still good.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# which gives me a great opportunity
to ask about the origin of the word glasscock?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# see here for first usage
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/797/
spazz back/forward from that for first appearance and to see why it is thus called.

www.b3ta.com/board/63361
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# also interesting
www.b3ta.com/board/63496
A year later he was getting one tattooed on him :)

1 day short of a year in fact www.b3ta.com/board/1080938
www.zog.rmjohn.com/tattoo/
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# 'e'
you dropped this
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)
# I dropped one of
those at glastonbury...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Did you find it again?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# thanks :)
loose vowels since that bad egg.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# that is very cool
if I wasn't scared of tattoos, I'd think about getting nohands on my back
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# I ought to be careful or i'll get myself a reputation for knowing too much about the board ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# You'd regret it by your eightieth birthday.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# oooh, your clever
ta very muchly :-) i feel all enlightened now
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# ALERT
This man likes taking photos of breasts.

;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# and
thats bad because ???
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# which man?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)
# he's right you know
but only ladies breasts...any volunteers?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
#
he's not a real professor, you know
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# There's a photo of some lass winning a golf tournament
and kissing a trophy that looks a lot like a glass cock. It got e-mailed to everyone in the world twice, and so when something comes up we've all seen before, we call it a glasscock.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# *sigh*
A long time ago when the internet was young there was a picture.
It was of a female golfer, whom had won a competition. She was holding the glass trophy and kissing it affectionately.
The trophy.
It looked like a glass cock.
This picture became popular.
The internet- it spread it far and wide like a disease. Our mailboxes- clogged with it!
So whenever some people see an image that is currently being forwarded around in email being posted they yell 'glasscock', to reflect the truely naff nature of a forwarded image.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# The golfer is swedish ...
.. and is called Karin Koch. 100% FACT
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Feared maybe it had.
Still.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# I did one
But with a pickelhaube. Razor's wins because it's even older.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# And
better.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Gosh.
Thankyou.

your's is rather good!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:10, archived)
# haha!
That's one of the best I've seen, shame it's probably too late :(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# oooo
someone do "Full metal Jacket Potato"
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# .
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# do
i dare ask what he is waving under his nose ?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# wahey
Churchy should draw CUNT on his forehead too.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:17, archived)
# weeeeeeeee
wonderful work
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# That ish shome top shit, yesh?
Ver' good.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)
# i just made this
as a wallpaper


This one in phone wallpaper sized
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# wow
that's really quite beautiful.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Why thank you
Here's The b3ta-ised version
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Have you got
a link to the big version ?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)
# here you go :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)
# surrealtastic
:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Has anyone seen Betty recently?
I'm worried about her. The milk bottles have been gathering on her doorstep and a particularly nice mustard pot went unclaimed at the tombola last week.

I had a similar episode with milk bottles on my doorstep recently but it was just that I didn't like milk for a while, nothing macabre....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# i think she got on a bus for Skegness
and hasn't returned...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# This calls for a MASSIVE repost
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# comes
to something if you can celebrate winning a fight by licking your own genitals....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# that'll be
the sweet taste of victory
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Is there any
other way to celebrate such a commanding victory?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# easy
have someone else do the licking....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)
# do ostriches have tongues?
??
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# not
only do they have tongues but they gobble the lot...the filthy whores...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# That sounds like a plan
as long as it's not Rufus. I have got past the phase of getting pets to lick my genitalia
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# i ALWAYS celebrate
winning fights by licking my own genitals. I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:20, archived)
# I like that
:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# that's fucking great
I laughed like a drain. cheers mate
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# aww thanks
might do another one soon.

You should see the state of the ostrich now.. he's somewhere in the garden i think.. hehe
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)
# you
can never have enough cheap fluffy toys mangled to death by doggies....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)
# That's
quite possibly one of the strangest things I've seen posted here... Er, woo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# K.
odd kid
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Don't you remember?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Oh, I remember Betty.
She had a surprisingly enthusiastic attitude to anal sex.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# And a back fanny
like a windsock.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# I just schlurped
my juice and it nearly came out my nose... That is one of the funniest phrases I have ever heard! ha ha ha feckin ha!! :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Aye, thanks to Steven Fry.
The big old queen.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Oh.
That'd be back in the day when oi were only a wee ocassional lurker.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# i
would
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Yay, someone I remember
I haven't been round these parts for nigh on a year and a half so I thought i'd test the waters with a Betty reference to see if there were any old-skoolers around.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Yeah, she still lives on in our hearts wherever she may be now.
I can't hang around though, check out the m3tatweening link in my profile, I'm off for the weekend.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# *feels like a total n00b*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# she's
off on holiday taken 2 weeks to lanzarotte with the cribbage club.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# That reminds me
has Dawn been arround lately?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# About 5.30am
this morning..
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Ahhh,
far too early for me
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# As opposed to
5.30am this afternoon?

;o)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:17, archived)
# Ms Syndrome
was about yesterday a bit.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# shoes? on thursday?
in the space time continuum toaster? How odd. Matron, bring the springs, I need to find my buttock. Phweep. Now, if you'll turn to page 213 in the hymn book, we will throw goats at clock shoe jelly. Hello.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# The nuttage is strong in this one.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# and now, i will regale you with one of my favourite
classic jokes. And by classic, i mean oooooold.

Q. How do you tittilate and Ocelot?
A. Oscillate its tits a lot!

Ithangyew.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Woo!

that joke is a good as lord if the rings.

and you can take that however you want.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# no
because that joke is good, and lotr has gone down right past fucking awful into new realms of really bad as yet unexplored.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:12, archived)
# strange for one
of the highest grossing films of all time

that you seem to have an irrational hatred for. What films do you like? please don't tell me you liked Matrix Reloaded...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Wasn't Titanic the highest grossing film of all time?
Popularity does not necessarily correlate with quality. Although I think LOTR is ace.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# mind
piss
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)
# true
but it means ALOT of people liked it.. so really public concensus is that it is good not terrible.
although titanic was a bit shite bcoz of the love story crap, it's actually a good film. Glad to see you are a much nicer board person these days. Top notch.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)
# yeah but
the general public love celine dion, whitney poostain, that godawful bryan adams song, mull of kintyre, soldier soldier, heartbeat, and a million other mindblowingly crap things that i'd rather stab my eyes and ears to bits before seeing or hearing. lard of the rings is shit. the books are shit, the films are shit, and a load of dungeons and dragons players each watching it twenty times and semi-reatrded multiplex fodder watching it for the fx doesn't make it otherwise.
100% fact
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Well, that's your opinion, and you're entitled to it.
But I think a lot of people would disagree.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# true
but a lot of morons would disagree with your (and i must say on this point i'm 100% in agreement with you) hatred of twain, john, and busted (after all, twain and john each them have sold at least as many albums as people have gone to see either lord of the rings film

(i was a little heated earlier, wasn't i)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Hey, it's all good.
But if I hear those fucking songs on the radio any I'm going to throw it through the window. And I've just always hated Busted. They've been to the year 3000, apparently. Wish they stayed there and drowned.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# it's the only
reason i'm glad to be in a quiet office and in my late twenties, i never have to hear that shite again.
my wife's 15 year-old cousin said i looked like one of the ones from busted. if i wasn't at a wedding i'd've flattened the cheeky little scroat
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# so high grossing
is a criterion for the quality of a film?
exhibit a: titanic.
i rest my case
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Forget Titanic
What about Rocky IV, Rambo, etc?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# zigackly
you're ferpickly right
and don't forget 4 weddings anda funeral and notting hill, the 2 highest grossing british films of all time. i mean really.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Oh, fuck right off with your Lord of the Rings bashing.
It's a quality set of films, with some amazing visuals, and is as true to the book as it could be without spending five hours on each film. And they cut out that shit Tom Bombadil part. I hate it when it becomes fashionable to slag off decent films. Slag off Tomb Raider 2 instead.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:16, archived)
# "mention
The Lord of The Rings once more , and I'll more than likely kill you.........."
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
#
lord of the rings
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# "...........more cock , more cock
Micheal Moorcock you fervently moan"

/HMHB

;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)
# hee hee hee
there's not enough 'alf man 'alf biscuit around or quoted.
my favourite line is "you're going on after crispy ambulance"
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Three men walk into a pub.
One was slightly idiotic, and the rest of the scene unfolded with a numbing inevitability.

/bailey
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)
# there
can never be enough bill bailey jokes....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# An englishman, irishman and scotsman
walk into a pub, and say hello to the welshman who was already there. The welshman says hello back and takes no further part in the joke.

/bailey.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# WOO
Bill Bailey is playing at the brighton comedy festival! YAY!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# bah
he always plays so far away...and i wouldnt mind going to see him live...as i doubt he would be quite as funny dead...well unless you attached him to a car battery and got him to do the wiggly dance...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# My girlfriend talked to him about dolphins during his show in Edinburgh.
Three women walk into a pub, the first says 'Hurrah, we've colonised a male dominated joke format', second says 'Ooh, look at the arse on that, get the pints in', cos she was a nineties woman. Third said 'I'll have a Campari and soda, look at my big tits'. First says 'Of course, we'll never get over the fact this joke is being told by a man'.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# ha ha ha ha hyayaaaaaya
I'll remember that one
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# reminds me a bit of classic:
Q: How many surrealists ( etc ) change lightbulb?
A: The fish
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# and a good morning
to you as well :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# but you were there :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# oh wait
its all coming back to me now!

*goes slightly faint and falls back into an arm chair, dramatically*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# What, Lily?
Four hundred and fifty million pounds? No!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Yay!
i think she's alright, otherwise i'll lay my claim to her mustard pot collection.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:09, archived)
# takes me right back :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)
# i know
those damn .tk websites.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:14, archived)
# She ran away with Fred
who calls the bingo down the hall of a Wednesday night.

two fat ladies...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# You and your mum
boom boom!

I'll be off then, see you all again in another year or so.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:18, archived)
# i resemble that remark!
why you no come around here no more?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Wrong timezone
I'm in New Zealand at the moment, and I don't have photoshop at work. I lurk a bit, but it's always full of drunken students during the daytime here.
I have to go play with Playdoh now, wish me luck.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
# good luck!
make sure and make a playdoh knob for us :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Bingo you say?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)
#


More postbox stuff: 1 2
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# The board is on fire!
(share prices are plummeting)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# The board
The board
The board is on fire
We don't need no water
Let the [oedipus] burn
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Matrixy!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Brill
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Woo & Yay to Post Boxes
TJ - Is there any news of sick boy & Mrs sick boy?
I wasn't on the board yesterday.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# wooperb !
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Now THAT
is a good word!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# We sure are all hummused to the max this morning!
WOO!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# hehe
that's splendid! And it's reminded me of the poem 'revolt of the lamp posts', which I think is by Mike Harding. /wanders off to try to find it online

edit - I didn't find it, but decided to see if I could still remember it. I could! It's at: www.barnesy.org/revolt.txt and I think it's great.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Ha!
Excellent :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# fuckin'
brill.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Like some kinda postbox matrix
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# most
woosome!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Quality stuff :)
.. and for many moons thereafter there was much yaying and wooing (especially of kittens)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Thats class...
yup first class

LOL

*cough*

(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)
# haha!
excellent !
both of them three ... eerr ... you got the idea :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)
# i LOVE that!!!
woo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)
# brilliant
woo
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# That's
freaked me out.
8-o
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:19, archived)
# .
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Awwww!!
That's that evil cat from Cats and Dogs, got his just desserts.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# hahaha !
qaulidee !
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Morning
:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# hiya mate :)
how goes?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Lazy week off,
very nice
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# oh aye
you did say , jammy get ! , week on Wednesday and I get mine , nice feeling being on the board and tattying on a weekday :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Ey up Ted,
feeling any better?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# morning !
still a bit rough mate but I'll struggle on *sniff*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Ah, you'll be better soon.
Cos if you're not....

*shakes fist*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Evil bird + evil cat = cute thing.
How does that work out?
Woo!

Edit: Haven't seen Sick Boy around for a couple of days. Anyone reckon his lass's dropped her sprog?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# i have no idea
what's the world coming to? People will have two wrongs making a right next!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# MizEmma said yesterday (or maybe the day before)
he'd been at Moorfields for an eye ouch.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Oh.
Poor SB, will he never win?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# That was Hal wasn't it?
Sick_boy's missus will have been induced yesterday if she hadn't dropped already.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Was not Hal never no not no no.
So maybe they're in the maternity ward at this very second?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Mine Mine Mine..!
Woo to the catbird thingy!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# mine
mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# that's
really good :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Aargh
Bird-Cat, the contradiction!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# woo!
thats fab!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Tiddles didn't quite have the infestation under control


edit: Finally my first FP! Hurrah! Happy Friday!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Superb!
More of this kind of thing, please.

Preferably with some kind of maiming and death.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:53, archived)
# it's too early
in the morning for maiming and death!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# It's never too early
for maiming and death.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Or mindpiss.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Every day is maiming and death day!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# It's never too early
for a good maim.

I'm just waiting for a picture of Sc**t M***s, and I might do some maiming myself.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# He never replied to me.
The cunt. I'm going to make it my mission to get a response out of him.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Send it again then.
Every 10 minutes.

For a week.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# this
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Mmm.... spicy kitten brains...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:54, archived)
# AWWWW!
He am de cutest thing I have seen so far today...! :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha
and ahh bless
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Aw!
That's top! I want a kitten house for my rats.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# lovely stuff!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
ha ha ha ha ha,

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=120880

Click the "Watch this movie bit" and then click The Cucumber Song...oh and then Don't touch me.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Pop ups beware.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:42, archived)
# did you see Bob Godfrey's wonderful IKB animation
it had lovely songs.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# I have seen it,
and would like to see it again.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# sorry,
It Can't Be Done ;)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:45, archived)
# no such word as
can't, or "spllllloowiqjiamfmfodimofosmd".

Edit: I have no idea why people say "theres no such word as can't" when it is clearly in the dictionary. Although not as an abbreviation for "cannot".
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# but you can spllllloowiqjiamfmfodimofosmd this
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# That's because that cant.
1) to lean or tilt
2) a method of speech
3) cockey for what baz is
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Oh.
Dear.

Is that Brak from Space Ghost Coast to Coast?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Yes,
I know what I shall be downloading tonight...yay!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Cool.
Have you seen this one with the GODS of rock Tenacious D?

www.adultswim.com/clips/spaceghost/sweetbrak/index.html
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# I want
a rocketcycle
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:57, archived)
# You can't have one.
I tell you why you can't have one.

They don't exist.

Heh.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# ALL HAIL BRAK!!!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Sheer
genius.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# I'll stick this here then
The four seasons of Streatham Cemetery - quite nice photos some of which sway in the breeze.

Sandart one for those with too much time on their hands. A prize smokedkipper for the best "is this real" picture...

(can't get into your link - "adult content" apparently)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Not really,
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:49, archived)
# well
Websense is known to be an idiot.

PS. Is this of interst to you www.internationalhero.co.uk ?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Wow!
Yes!!

Er..I mean...iitt might be...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:56, archived)
# ahem



it's actually spelt Isambard

/pedantry
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Not sure where this came from, but definitely not my work

Badum-tisk-boom-tish-boom-chikky
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)
# yup
that was done by a b3tan
cant for the life of me remember who
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Whoah!!!!!!
What's with the quality this morning!?!?!

It's time for bed, I'm knackered, yet I can't leave!!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Likewise
30003
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Awwww
revolvapussy
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Yay!
My mate is supporting Felix da Housecat tonight.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# where's felix playing?`
in london?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Chibuku Shake Shake in Liverpool.
But I'm skint. Boo nay.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# aw too far for me
you should go anyway , felix rocks, surely you should get guest list?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# I'm trying to see what I can wangle,
but the folks who run Chibuku are notoriously stingy. Fuck it, I'll probably end up there anyway. It's been ages since I had a proper night out.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# I remember
seeing it on RMK.

Morning all!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Nice of you to share
but you really ought to know better than to post it directly to the board.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:32, archived)
# woo
is that a Sun record label?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Mr T Versus Cancer

cheers gibbon for animating it
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# indeed
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Hes hellva tough
And I am taking this chance to continue promoting my new drink.



Sorry its a pea roast for the dayshift.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# I'd buy it.
Except I was always scared off it by the 'dandelion' part. What do you take me for? Some sort of weed drinker? Hmmmm...

*ponders*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# I love you.
Really, I do.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# *cough*

(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Now that I know what the inside of your nose looks like
I can never take you seriously again.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# It's ok
After the first time I met you, I could never take you seriously again
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# you took her seriously
before that?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# *slap*
get on with the washing up
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# He's still "ill" then?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# in a platonic,
non-fondlage way, obviously, dear.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Tapper.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# phew
awfully big old chap and I ain't talking willies
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# that is helluva good
nice one
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Hail the T
Most Excellent Ted
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
#
"I'm afraid it can attack anyone. No matter how helluva tough." made me laugh lots.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I love Mr T.
Ergo, I love that. Quit yo jibba jabba foo! Woo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Fantastico
Superbo
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Hahaa
that's fuggin great! Any chance you could animate it into a continuous gif? It'd be much more FP-sized...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# no ovenready on my machine at the moment
may be my last post for some time. I have to move office. Though If someone has it at their disposal.......
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)
# i can do that for you - not sure how i'm going
to be able to prevent if from being about half a meg though. I'm a retard at that sort of thing...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:33, archived)
# It'll be tricky.
Lots of black backgrounds=massive file. I suggest sticking it up Mr Bongo's arse.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Sideways?
are you bitter about the random supermooore insult generator thing?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# No
not at all.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# You forgot your
/baz
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Or, more helpfully.
Put some interferance lines across it, which never change. Good trick of munkt0ns that, and gives it a kind of cctv look.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# that's your answer to everything
isn't it?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# That,
and sellotape, obviously.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# .
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# I noticed the other day that it was shut.
Hadn't been there in months. It's sad really :(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# why don't you make it the only FP
that would be new and thrilling
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Oh my god.
I was about to say that the HMV post below was one of the best I've seen in ages.

Now it has a contender.

P.S. You're going straight to hell for that one m'boy ;D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# hehehehe woo!
That reminds me of the m3tatweening you did :) I finally got around to doing a segment in this one.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# I laughed.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha!

THAT IS FANTASTIC!

it was dennis quaid, not patrick swayze that was in innerspace.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Also
Martin Short.

Remember him?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Wow.
He changed that quick.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# he did indeed.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha
that funny!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# woo!
epic
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# whoupla mr bongo!
:)
have a repost as a mark of respect, or something.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# That is
the single most bestest thing you have ever done EVER!

Can I touch you.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:37, archived)
# stunning
plus may as well repost the eh up team
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# marvelmoose
i can now officially start work
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:41, archived)
# CHEERS GIBBON
..
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:55, archived)
# you a crazy foo'
and that's helluva good anim.


*stands up, gives a round of applause, sits down and carries on laughing*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Oh do the hokey cokey
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Who the hell,
would mess with arnie?!?!?!

It must of been the fear.

I especially like the "ooh".
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
#
"See you at the Republican Party, Victor"

woo
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# What Tesco's Don't Tell You


My first ever animated gif!
Apologies if it's been done
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Heh heh heh
They should do - I reckon they could double its popularity overnight!

w/y/h
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:07, archived)
# That.
is.
super.
bloodywell.
dooper, my friend!

There's something pythonesque about it.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
# I thought that.
It's the way the dog put his head into the gramaphone, and then gets sucked in, I think.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# and the hand grabbing the mincemeat.
A higher accolade cannot be given.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)
# I didn't see that first time round!
Have extra lashings of houpla!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# (bows head)
I am honoured, young hermitty vamp.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# hehehehe
mmm... delicious jack russell...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
# mmmm..... lovely.....
the thing is, Jack Russell would probably taste better than tesco's value mince
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Have you ever had
their incredible inflating burgers?

*shudder*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# no, but I've had their incredible expanding lollipops
....or was that a pack of tesco's value tampons I opened by mistake...?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)
# PS - Atletico B3TA
where and when is the athletico b3ta game?

I'm not a bad winger (right or left, right for preference) if you still need players and it's in london or leeds
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# London
on the day after the haloween bash :/
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# where in london?
and what date/time?

If you're fully booked up for players, I'll come down and play some finely tuned terrapins on the sidelines or something
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Have you done anything about a pitch yet?
Where do you think would be most convenient? Let me know and I'll see what I can do...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# .
brilliant :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:09, archived)
# heh
do they have tesco's in the far east?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:10, archived)
# No...
...we have Barks & Spencers though. A bit. Why?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Urrrgh. Tesco value mince.
Tastes a bit like chicken, a bit like cat. Top animation though. Woo, yay, and houpla.

Edit: Mornin' kittens.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# First ever animated gif?
What about the one on your profile?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# he says it was someone elses
he edited.

woo to the new pic though!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# oh, the jedi thing?
That was just editing someone else's anim to put handbags on it instead of lightsabres.

Ok, ok, so my mind works in mysterious ways. I know this. This is not news to me...

(shrug)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# yay for

tesco value!
Clickety image for fullsize does-what-it-says-on-the-tin
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# hehe
luverly
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
# that
am the best wallpaper ever and is now on my pc
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Yup
me too!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Mineral Water/Monitor Interface
Woo
Yay
Hou
p
l
a
!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:47, archived)
# braw!
brilliant!
how about a premium version with exotic cheese?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Hallelujah!

morning!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:53, archived)
# My word thats clever!
The one on the left looks like austin powers.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# You'd be surprised how far off
you are with that comparison...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# Yeah, because
Austin Powers never wore a crown.


...oh. THAT one on the left.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# DOh!
How did he turn status quo into stone is what I wanna know though.

Not that they were far off already.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Easy
they're monsters of rock.

/dressing gown (too early for coat)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Oh...................my.....................god!
Heh.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Jezessss...
were you wandering around here in your summer jammies? The ones with the open fly?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
morning!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*snorts bacon sandwich over her pc*
HAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# what a startling
mental image...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Morning!
I see you're maintaining the status quo!

:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# Praise be!
And good morning to you blessed few.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# Good morning,
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Morning, oh king of industry
I wonder what you watched last night...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Sorry,
I can't talk now, I'm standing in front of chains in an enormous hat smoking a fat cigar.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:05, archived)
# I was embroiled
in Buffy last night, so missed your crowning moment.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:07, archived)
#
*pauses for buffy embroilment moment*

Oh yes, shame I died really.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:09, archived)
# I originally typed it
embrollied. Which i quite like
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Hey you two
I did this last night specially for youze but you werent on here. I wont repost it as it was done tto death last night.

http://www.b3ta.com/board/1911535
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
that's SO funny!


I'm a lady of the day-shift only, I'm afraid
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
#
I videoed it for perusal later today. My better half wanted to watch Face Off - which was enjoyable tosh.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Both are good,
for different reasons.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Down down
deeper and WOO!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:56, archived)
# quality
stuff
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:59, archived)
# That pic should really be on one of Viz's
up the arse givaways. The original that is.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# I like it!
I like it!
I la... oh you know the rest..!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Woo!
Morning all.
I want to get an entry in the compo.
Fear I am too late...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Much too late
I should imagine - although the judge did keep putting back the cutoff time he set himself.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)
# huzzah!
quo quo quo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# haha yay !
have a statue subtlety repost :
www.b3ta.com/board/1885612
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# that's
very clever - and I missed it first time round!

woo!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)

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