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Coming soon to BBC 1

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

ooooooh

sick sick sick

woo!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

But

he wasn't dead!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

Special guest: Fred West?

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

Fred Dibnah

would be much better.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

Aye lad, that he would

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

Ha ha

that makes me giggle, everytime

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

It normally works the other way round

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Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

hehe

(dognutz, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

His name is Nad

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

Good lord.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

yay Go

Nad

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

Gonad

The Barbarian

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)

Is it

real?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

dunno

alaska

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

AAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

my eyes.

so early in the morning.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

Blimey.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

turn it round...........

TURN IT ROUND..........................

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

*implodes*

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

jee

sus

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

i say

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

go on ....

Give it a kiss!!!

(Zed Smith, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

KISS IT!!!!!!!!!

(hard)

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)

ACK!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

Go Nad!

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

Fucknuts!

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

watermelon, I feel sick now

Edit/ Oo-er I've just been filtered for the first time.

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MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

Order now for Christmas!

First thing I thought when I saw the Sun's headline today!
Had to get it out of my head

(Idid, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)

Billy-Jean is not my lover,

she's just a girl who claims that I am the one,
but instead I fucked her son...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

evil

evil
evil

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

what?

you mean those aren't the proper words?

damn, no wonder I got all those funny looks at the karaoke bar!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

i dare ya!

;)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

There are

twenty of them.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

8 (for thirdman)

Michaels?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

;-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

20 of them surely?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

Yes,

that's what I said, twenty.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

ha ha

20 whoop whoop ;)

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

You can edit all you want

but @man's reply shows the truth

Edit:Damn it!

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

you are a pop star who likes to have sex with children. should you

a) be as normal as possible day-to-day, disguising your unusual ways?
b) admit to close relatives that you have a problem and with their help seek counselling
c) transform yourself into a scary clown-like figure and live in a fucking theme park which you tempt children into with rides, then speak in a stupid high-pitched voice and sleep with children

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mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

and be

rich enough for the authorities to turn a blind eye anytime someone makes an allegation

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

d) Take your computer with all your kiddie porn into PC World to get it fixed

e) Tonight Matthew, I'm going to have my house searched by the Police.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

f) Claim you were just visiting that site "for research"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

it's a tricky one

you must admit

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)

like the daily express.

Jackson Child Sex Probe.

(£9.99 inc P+P)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

from Toys R Us

I saw that too!

(Idid, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:54, archived)

This must've been done

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christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

I've no clue what you've done if it isn't make them all give the bird... but it looks like they were giving 2 fingers anyhow, so I'm lost

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)

Hahahahahah

I saw the original on ananova yesterday and had the same thought! Superbly shopped!

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)

was surprisingly easy!

original here...

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christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

Left to right:

zeppelin
zeppelin
zeppelin
Fucking hell, are those eyebrows?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:52, archived)

Ah right,

thought it'd be something like that - top shopping sir!

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

What

have you done?

Sorry, it's probably obvious to everyone, but...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

Was looking at...

the Dr Fox & Busted pic above and thought some spam was in order....

[email protected]

(garfi3ld, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

(Mushy pea, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

He's talented and gorgeous

And he gives me the fucking horn.

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

He's justified and he's

ancient and he drives an ice cream van

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

Which one,

the Pope or Sooty?

edit: woo/yay

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

That's a silly question

Sooty doesn't have a horn.

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

and the Pope

does????

Prove it!

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

Piff Paff Poof

Too easy:

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

Helicopter?

Shark?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

You saying

that's not real?

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

He's got a wand though.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

The Pope

is comedy personified.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

should i?

i mean it's a bit of a cliche innit
oh what the hell

WANK IT
WANK IT HARD!

also WOO!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

News Flash...

Popes Puppet Preaches Peace and Prosperity. Population Postulates. Press Prints Pictures.

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

That's

easy for you to say.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

- Doctor, Doctor, I can't pronounce my Rs, Ts or Fs

- You can't say fairer than that, then.

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

Bobby b3ta built a betta b3ta weblog
A better b3ta weblog Bobby b3ta built
If Bobby B3ta built a better B3ta weblog
How many pages would Bobby B3tas better b3ta weblog build?

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

Very nice but shouldn't sooty be shaking a bit

/parkinsons

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

Is that Fcuker

still alive?
shirley he can't last that much longer

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

Hooray!

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Canker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

Here

have the weekly gallery
as previewed last night in case anybody moans

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

brilliant!

top work as ever!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

Yay!

great tunes as well

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

I agree,

I have just been grooving to it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

booker T and the MG's if i'm not mistaken

and i could be

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

I've

stopped doing that sort of thing. It got a bit too much for the ladies in the office

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

Was there much

swooning and loosening of blouses?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

Yeah,

The ladies got fed up of it. I mean, it's bad enough that the men here wear blouses.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

mmmmm

blouses

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isthisyou?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

a bet it was like a diet coke break

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

I'm on

a Full Fat Pepsi break at the moment?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

Just had a full fat bacon sandwich break

Might have another one in a minute.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

i like

that lots

nice one

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

Has anybody

ever offered their most sincere thanks to you for doing those?

Thanks.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

Well saidf

Cheers Boab!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

Wunderbar

yet again, a great batch of images.

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Darryn.R, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

Great

as usual but can you slow them down a little?

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

I could do I suppose

if I could be arsed. Who knows eh?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

I do enjoy these when I see them

but I wish you'd include links to the pics or something...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

what am I?

your links to the pics bitch?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

possibly

it always makes me wish I could spazz back a week's worth of pics though

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

Yes?

*hopeful*

(allergic to curry, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

Ooh, seconded! I'd like that too

and good morning sir, and how are you?

(allergic to curry, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

short answer, alive

long answer, infected with my third variant of the living death in the last 2 months... I like that I'm working now, but every time they send me to a new office I get exposed to a seperate strain of the current cold/flu that's going around :(

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

Poor you!

Hope you feel better soon!

(allergic to curry, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)

woo!

splendid as ever!

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sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

On behalf of all the B3ta team.

I would like to welcome the victorious George w to the country. Our relationship is so special.

(dancingking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

Yes, I'm

sure he's reading this.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

Well

I'm sure he's got some taste.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

You lefties aint got a clue.

No wonder your country is so fucked. Bring back thatcher i say. She was a leader at least.

(dancingking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

I see

what we have here is a classic example of "Yankimus Trollus Twatius"
as soon as one disagrees with it, it instantly denounces you as a commie-lefty

I bet icezebra will post some donkey dribble in reply to this, this post hasn't been edited in any way, honest guv

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

And possibly

a foreign one? ooooh, rare!

Ack, Edit your posts why don't you. Make mine look like donkey dribble.

: )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

Hmmmm

is this sarcasm?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

I think it's just ignorance

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

That's what I thought,

but I like to give people a sporting chance.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)

but im right handed though

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

I'm left-handed

but conservative - where does that leave me?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

on your way to hell

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

precariously on the fence i think

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

Luckily

I have a wonderful sense of balance. Except when pissed.

*falls off*

But which side?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

hopefully not the side with the big dog on it

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

Sigh

Look mate this board's based in Britain where there is no right to free speech, so shaddup and move along

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

Hehehe

Sad but true.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)

Who are you?

Piss off.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

But

what is he doing while he's reading this....?

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Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

*thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap* *thwap*

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

Happy birthday HP

and thanks for the cheap laugh

(I mean, it's obvious innit. I'm a fan of cheap booze, I must also be a fan of the cheap laugh... bwahahahahaha)

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

Happy Birthday!

You pissed yet? If not, why not?

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

Thanks (everyone)

Not pissed yet, can't face alcohol right now, still feeling a bit 'uuuuuuuuurgh' after last night.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)

yes

he is special, isn't he

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

He liberated them

pandas in the zoos so i guess so. Sound castles!

(dancingking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

*sigh*

and to think this ~~person~~ ibecile probably has the right to drive and vote as well

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

more worryingly

they probably have a cupboard full of firearms as well

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

and a sister with whom he enjoys a 'special' relationship

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)

i am both offended

and dribbling tea.

you can't say that sort of thing.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

I'll ignore that comment

and merely state that when i say "special" i really mean "cranberry"

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

Right. Do you read the Guardian?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

probably not that well read.

Daily Sport, i would hazard a guess.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

what makes you think he can read?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

coz

he can type?

: )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

nah

he has via-voice dictation software

;-)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

Erm

I may be wrong, but I don't think Mr Bush has done anything about Pakistan. It's possible he may have asked them politely not to use their nuclear weapons I guess...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

so special

they had to ship over a special short limo for him...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

speak for yourself

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

You have

to be joking, don't you?

Not that it has anything to do with me (except Australia is rapidly becoming the USA's be-yatch too, and if the UK is next... well, we're watermeloned)

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

whaddaya mean, "if the uk is next"?

we've been their bitches for years

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

they own all our nuclear weapons

at least the french have some of their own.
If we don't suck up to them, they can take them away, and then we lose our seat on the UN security council.
Which may or may not be a good thing, but would undermine the UKs long term international policy aims.

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)

At least you guys HAVE nuclear weapons

Apparently (!?!?) Australia doesn't.

Although I heard today that the US wants to establish a base in Darwin.

Read: want to take the sodding place over...

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

bush is twunt fact.

i agree about lambrusco though, cheap, intoxicating and available in large quantities

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

Indeed

So let's drink to George W. going home!!!!

(That ought to unite the UK and Australia at least until the Australia/England World Cup Rugby Final on the weekend.)

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

maybe you can answer this

when the Aussies come here and solidly beat us, we don't start calling you all sorts of names.
Why when for once the English can give you a game, does your press turn quite so childish and pathetic?
Would it hurt for England to win, just once, in one sport

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

I don't know

as I've never been to England, let alone during the RWC/Ashes/whatever sporting comp you care to name.

So I can't compare.

But I do remember what it was like to be an Australian cricket fan during the mid-80s (and yes that hurt like root canal), so if the English win the Rugby... um, well-played. Really. (I don't care much for the game myself, so personally it'd be a bit like the Kiwis beating us at netball a few months ago - sad for a couple of seconds, but no biggie.)

And as for our press being jingoistic bastards - I give you two words.

RUPERT MURDOCH.

He knows it'll sell papers with the drooling masses (sound familiar?), so he ups the childish/pathetic factor.

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

The world would

surely be fucked if it wasnt for dance dance revolution

(dancingking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

which I believe

was an invention of the sodding FRENCH

...so, your argument was?

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)

ancient greeks

/pedant

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)

Okay, MODERN democracy

...

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)

The word itself

does kind of give it away, doesn't it.

Mind you, I always thought Plato used some very Gallic expressions in his writings...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)

Democracy?

Does your 'democracy' extend to the people that you just called 'sand niggers'? I vote abusive racist terms be included in the fluffy filter!

(DogPoleDumbHorse, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)

Bastard!

You edited that.

"Dance dance revolution" indeed...

wasn't that the Nips?

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)

Hello George

*waves*

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

oi! you

happy birthday!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

Fank oo.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

Hello George

*reloads gun for second shot*

and happy birthday!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

insert moon lord related birthday post

happy boithdae!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

Happy

Birthday old chap

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

you mean george w middleton?

cos i think he's probably dead, he last worked in 1915 - imdb.com/name/nm0585503/

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mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

Hi there

This is a messageboard for funny pictures that you have made.

New threads without a funny picture/link are considered wasted and this annoys people (especially me) because it pushes other people's hard work off the board quicker. (There are only 15 separate threads per page).

In future if you wish to say something like this it would be preferred if you would jack an existing thread. Please do this politely and offering respect to the person whose thread you jack.

Alternatively shop a nice picture to go with your question/statement etc.

Thanks for being here and enjoy b3ta - please play nicely.
:)

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

nice try.

don't think it's going to get you far in this circumstance.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

I got attacked last night

for condensing this argument into one question: "Where's the funny picture?"

From now on, I'll just keep posting this.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:51, archived)

zeppelin

EDIT:/Cheers to the mod on duty, tha racist crap was a leetle bit much. ta from all of us leftist commie pinkoes who don't like racist abuse on the board! :D

I'll just say that bush perpetrates international terrorism on a massive scale, and anyone who doesn't see this is about as dumb as... oh say, someone who uses the phrase edit:I've decided not to even repeat the racist abuse and means it...

ignorant zeppelin

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)

do you

happen to know baa by any chance?

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rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

tehehee

it looks so content
woo!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

Awwwww...

He's/She's sweet...

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Darryn.R, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

Aww

lully
shame about the watermark :(

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Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

shhhh

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)

aw!

now that's cute!

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sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

heheheheh

i like these!

I might try one meself, although I doubt ill get to your standard

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)

Vell, hello zere Zooty..

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Darryn.R, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

I want your clothes

(oh, yes, that's right Sooty, you don't have any...)

w/y/h

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

He gets around

although yours is funnier YAYYYYYYYYY

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

That sooty

is such a slut.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

Floozy!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

highly illogical

but I like it

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)

Shamone

(Mushy pea, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)

wow that's great..

but is it real?

sorry

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

course it is

bridge, shark, helicopter

what more do you want?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

haha

i like that!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

As do I

in fact, I love it and want its children :-)

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)

One for the front-page.....

Front page it! Front page it HARD!

(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:46, archived)

I'm an hour late

but that is soup herb,

Big W Y H !

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

oh, thats

good!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

*groan*

*laugh uncontrollably*

woo yay houpla, pal

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

Haha

that will be the first time the government aid people to decide if imagery is real or not..

woo yay

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

Morning all

Repost from last night

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)

tsk tsk

the problem with that one is it's hard to see that it's shopped!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

I know

I'm getting slowly better

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

that

and the fact that death wears a hood anyway... hehe

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

not the fucking skull again!

get some new art!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

Morning!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

heheheheh

hello sir, made it home safe then?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

Indeedy

And Bronwen enjoyed being opened up. I hit 130mph on the M50, am rather hoping the speed cameras can't read Guernsey plates.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)

hmm they might

what car was that in?

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)

Seat Leon Cupra

Same engine, transmission, brakes etc.. as used on the Audi S3

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)

ooooo

they're a bit quick!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)

hahaha

I heard of the car, but all I know is it's yours, and you brought it over to play in - what is it?

I did worthing to manchester 4 hours flat, 260 miles door to door on saturday... not exceptional, but a personal best for certain

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

See above

First time she'd seen sixth gear!! Yay for turbos!

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

hehehehe

well done you!

I've only just got 5th gear, first time ever on a car I've owned myself... now I keep finding myself going for 6th :|

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)

And blowing up your gearbox and/or engine as you

hit reverse at 70mph?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)

nope

'cause I have a properly engineered box that won't let me do that :P

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)

Ah, the M50

the only motorway I've ever seen with T-junctions.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

Yay!

yay for chipmunks! yay for chipmunks!
yay for chipmunks! yay for chipmunks!
yay for chipmunks! yay for chipmunks!
yay for chipmunks! yay for chipmunks!

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

Marvelous.

Morning everyone!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

Stuart....

...When we suggested that you bury your nuts in time for winter, we didn't mean......

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

Oh my

Lord

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

Excellent

Good Stuff

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)

optimism (and a £40,000 stamp)

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)

hehehe

with these cartoons you are really spoiling us!
looks like I picked the right day to call in sick

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

grrrr

I considered calling in sick today, as I feel shady, but I meant to be taking delivery of the matrix movie on DVD so I dragged myself in

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

arf arf arf!

fantabulous!

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sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)

wonderful!

just wonderful!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)

Huzzah

for Ashby De La Zouch!

It must be great if you were born there - it doesn't matter what your first pet's name was, you're still going to have an excellent pornstar name.

(wingnutkj, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)

Didn't

...The makers of "JetPak" have their offices there and didn't they offer to sell the rights to the game for 1 million marbles ?

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

I don't know that version of porn star name game

I know Pet name and mother's maiden name
Me I'm Whiskey Silver

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

I'm

Beauty Young.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

i'm

Sooty Love.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)

There seem to be variations

Your first pet's name and either the town you were born in, or your mother's maiden name. I tend to go for whichever sounds best. In my case mother's maiden name, because I'm Monty Merrie in that case. But if you're from Ashby De La Zouch, you'd need a mother's maiden name like, I dunno Lovesthecockratheralot to beat it.

(wingnutkj, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Oh yes.

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Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)

hehehe

only just noticed your dacing wooyay gopher! very nice

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)

hahaha

very good indeed!!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

Superb

Was at uni at Loughborough. Often planned, but never managed, covert savoury snack raids.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)

hahaha

ace!

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rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

that am very very woo

First thing to make me laugh today (c:

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CowJam, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

That

takes fabulous to a whole new level.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

Such a same

that its too wide for the front page...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)

on arrival G.W. surprised everyone

although w.t.f nancy reagan's doing there I don't know

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Dill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

choice shoppage

woo yay and everything... :D

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

Hee hee hee

didn't see that at first.

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Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)

and

prince william

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isthisyou?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)

dunno matey

thought it might be a reagan offspring

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Dill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)

not forgetting

it might be Prince Harry's arse

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)

or even his

face

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Dill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

I suppose it does

have more than a passing resemblance to James Hewit

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jsut peopel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

His face

or his arse???

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)

She's a Mirror reporter

watch out

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)

What a tremendous

hairy arse-crack that is

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)

so it is

I hadn't even noticed the hairiness

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

you should see it full size

a veritable arse shrubbery

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Dill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)

Ha ha ha

That's geniwoos!

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)

Mornin' from the Stagosaurus.

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

arf

titter...
pfffft...
:D

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)

quick and dirty

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

i used to love saying that

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isthisyou?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

I see you

Jimmy

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)

:-)

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mozza, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)

The Quo Officially Launch Their New Website..

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

Pffft

Gloating gits

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

That's bloody brilliant!

woo yay houpla and all that! Hahahahaha!

Edit: It's a pity that because of this, you'll go to hell, of course

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

That's class!

It really is.

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

That is wonderful

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

Is it me?

Or do they dither about the WTC?
It looks to me like they are thinking about giving it a 9?

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Station, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)

Raaahhhrrr

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)

hehehehe

will he be my friend?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

woo at both of dem dere pictures

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

I know this animal..

Doesn't it hunt in packs for wild cabbages?

Much wooness to you

(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)

Yay!

where is all this hummus coming from? Every day this week, a bombardment of arfs, pfffts and sniggers

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)

yipe!

it scares me but i like it!

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sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

woo can he be my friend

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Dill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

Ooooh

that's rather lovely - woo!

Nice eyes, where did you find them?

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

bash pics of you...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

arf!

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sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)

excellent

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corington, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

GAH!

Is it the drink or is that really scary?

(and really woo, of course)

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)

It was usually overbooked..

Or cancelled at the last minute!!

(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

Buwahhahhhahaha

these compo entries are full of the rich hummus goodness we all need each day.
Woo!

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)

You

crazy Zepplin.

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Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)

Gratuitous pearoast

Edit - and a hearty woo! yay! to Mad Ade (I presume it's like Lucozade, but with added hatstand).

(wingnutkj, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

arf!

arf indeed!

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sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

Edward? There's something you're not telling me!

Have you been standing in grow bags again?

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Station, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)

snurf snort arf

snigger titter

woo!

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

Arf

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

ATTENTION MEN!

Give her what she wants, enlarge your legs now!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)

hahaha

my Gran used to say that to me all the time.
Oh how we laughed.

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

My grnadad always

accused me of drinking Baby Bio.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)

and did you?

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)

He'll have to buy

some new trousers

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

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