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Necessity be the mother of invention

then mummy won't hurt me any more. mummy.

(Tarquin., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

Mother!

of invention

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

Animal! Yay!

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

hahahahahaha

classic.

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)

bloody nuns.

they always do this kind of thing when they think no-one's watching

(crazymum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

what the?!

woo

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)

woo

fab

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pippy is a truck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)

What I thought of throughout the film

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

Heheheheheh

Nice touch with the bostik!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

Hahahaha

Very woo

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wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

TJ:

A friend of mine just emailed me the 'Every time you masturbate...' picture. Christ, my friends are stupid.

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wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

Ooh oooh ooooh could I see it???

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Danblez, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

send them

the glasscock picture as a reply!

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barnesy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

*cough*sharkhelicopter*cough*

Excuse me.

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Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

send them

their murdered parents through the post.

did I just say that outloud?

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

Phew..

that's a relief.

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)

Have you seen

the postcard version advertising some book? Saw loads of them in a pub in Clapham the other day.

(MrsA, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)

hahahahaha

*melt*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

I like....

You could do one about 'Winalot' dog food
with that..??

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

with a phantascope

and a piano, the victorians used to make their own fun:

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

That is fantastic!

Can I fawn over you?

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

Do you

have tissues handy?
You may need to wipe it up afterwards.

(Daveybaby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

c'est

magnifique!

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CranberryArmadillo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

I love that.

on an unconencted note, whoever invented lunch should be canonised.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

I feel the same

about the person who invented dinner.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

And I

about the person who invented gravy

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

And I

about the person who invented custard.

"You can whip cream,
but you can't beat custard!"

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

What about elevenses?

And High Tea?

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

and

midnight repasts

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

More to the point

what about supper and tiffin?

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Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

They have tiffin

on sale in the canteen here

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

But do they serve it at supper?

Mmm?

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Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

They still sell it

up to 6.30 pm. so maybe

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

all scoffing opportunities are fabulous inventions...

but luch is really special to anyone who works, surely...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

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Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

Yay

That's brilliant!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

I think we have a winner !!!

Though please tell me that you didn't actually write out the music correctly ...

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

Not even close

Thankfully our friend isn't that geeky, took me microseconds to realise it wasn't right, damned classical education.

(SCar, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

hahaha

cracking :)

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rogan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

yay

looks like we have a winner!

(icedragon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

brilliant

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blupp relaxes harder, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

So cute!

pleasure overload.

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

(smoglane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

oh dear oh dear oh dear

good

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

hahahahahaa!

now my mind is plagued by that tune though :/

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

VERY WOO!

but are you sure the vics had orange back then?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

Of course.

The entire world was sepia back then.

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

!!Fannyfuckingtastic!!

I rarely use that word, but that warrants it.

The biggest woo and yay to you sir!

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

sheer brilliance onna stick.

woo!
yay!
houpla!
and the rarely seen,
panowie!

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

Woo!

Simliar, but dif'rent.

www.b3ta.com/board/2330556

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

That's rubbish.

You're no good at this. Give up.
hem ...

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

Tee hee hee

Geniwoos!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

hehehehe-

nearly had a lunch + monitor moment there.
Pffft- Jools Holland Snr indeed! - yay!

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

that

rocks

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cow23, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

Genius

Spinnywoo

(Tarquin., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

ha ha

lovely stuff

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mozza, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)

that's lovely!

but it's a phenakistoscope.. ;)

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amaryllis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)

brillifabtastic

woo

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

DID YOU POST IT

as a normal image? Its not in the entries...very woo indeed

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

fantastic

(ivor_the_engine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

and we have a

WINNER!

(rymix, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

The WInner!

If I were to choose.

(bluemerle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

very good

very good indeed.
well done that chap!

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

we have a winner!

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robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

!!!

Oh dear... this is the greatest thing since Monty Python decided to make spam the centrepiece of a sketch...

(almightynoitall, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)

thieves everywhere laura!

(wallaby of folk-rock, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

Is that a post-pretzel bruise I see?

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

if foodstuff should touch the ground, may it be picked up by the village idiot. Since I don't see around, Start Digging!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

Little Johnny & Sarah

Kept their tent tethered as it had a nasty habit of wandering off
Bugger this for a game of soldiers, I'm off!

(Monskervator the Monsk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

I had a tortoise once

regular sized though. He ran away :(
(They can move a lot faster than they are given credit for)

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Jay, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

Yeah.

Them and chicken, bloody fast and lethal for feet.

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

"Lethal for feet"

There's a movie in that.

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Jay, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

Or an indie

band.

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

Poor

tent

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

I saw that coming

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

good grief

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Jay, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

hahaha

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

hehe

anyone considered making a teenage mutant ninja tortoise?
woo by the way.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

Navigation has always been ...

... a bit of a problem

(Thewsion Unclear Power, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

you should have had him saying

..."Symphony"

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Jay, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

wahahahahahah

hahahahahahaha

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

"...Even for monkey-shaggers"

yaaay!

(Shatner's Bassoon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

baker!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

hehehe

There's some timepiss going on!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

YAY for 1993 children in need special references

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

Palace security was tight so they sent in tiddles.

(garfi3ld, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

That made me

laugh. Hard.

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

Nice Pussy

Come and sit on my face

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

Are you talking to me?

*blushes*

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

I wasn't

But since you mention it !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

I don't think I'll be going to see this one

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

Bwaahahahaha

hahahahaha

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

That other chap

doesn't look like he might be doing his extra
lessons tonight.

wyh

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

hehehehe

I've only seen the trailer for that but it looks just appalling.

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

Damn right

Samuel L Jackson hasn't made a decent film since... Shaft I suppose, and that was a bit shite anyway

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

Though it has to be said

Samuel L is undoubtedly one of the coolest dudes to ever grace this earth.

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

hohoho

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new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

he he he

I likes that!

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

hehehe

Girly swot is my brother

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Jay, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

quality work

w/y/h
Pearoast:

(sleipnir, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

haha !

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Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

Hahahaha

That's wootastic!

(rhallstr, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

hehe

those pesky bears!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

why did they attack her.

was it the fact she ate a penguin before work?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

yay

marvellous

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

we used to play pigeon tennis

with real tennis bats!

(crazymum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

and

real pigeons?

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rogan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

oh yes, them too.

but they were dead before we started.

(crazymum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

I find the

"aaagh" bit much funnier than I probably should. Woo!

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Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

brilliant!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

he'll never be the head of a major corporation...

Woo!

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ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

hahaha

that's great...didn't animate for me earlier

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)

Nice.....

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

acid jazz

always the real thing!

woo!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

OW!

The one on the left must be going deaf listening to that racket.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

It's a magic trumpet

you fool!

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

a love trumpet

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

A magic trumpet of

love.

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

f u c k trumpet?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

cornet d'amour

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

UMERRRR

I'm tellin'

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

Go on then,

tell, see if I care.

*pokes out tongue*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

who ya gonna call?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

mum?

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Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

This months 'Shaven Raven' centrefold.

(schoey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

Is this a euphemism that I was previously unaware of?

Presumably it's a porn thing.

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

yes

along the same lines as "Keith Burtons"

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

i don't want to know

actually i do

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muteboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

I do.

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

try listening to this...

right clicky save as

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

I only have one mouse button!

I will never be able to listen

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

foolish Mac users

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

your words have made my mind up for me

I will throw my Macs away and change to PCs.

*cough*

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

macs?

plural?
rich swine. bet you had a bbc master.

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muteboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

i didnt, no

but yes. Macs. with maybe a G5 on the way.....maybe

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

Haha!

I've only just cottoned onto this class divide thing that everyone associates with BBC Micros.. the ultimate 80's middle class status symbol?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

only one mouse button...

*shudder* like only having one nipple

(sleipnir, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

but of course

a friend went to a fancy dress party as that.
he stapled burgers to his t-shirt.

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muteboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

That is

Fucking funny!!

Perhaps it's an old fashion design!!!!

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

"maybe

she's a butcher's wife?"

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

!!!

!!!I like that A-LOT!

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

It was actually the name of a mag...I'd heard of.

(schoey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

*groan*

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

GILETTE!

THE BEST A BIRD CAN GET!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

hehehehe

good show

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

and i ve done it - without getting caught

to answer everyones queries
1. im a student so i can what i want
2. librarians are boring - so making their lives misery is fun
3. ill stop threadwasting when i get back home with pictures and stuff
4. i logged into the staff account which is used for the transfer of docuements for students - so i couldnt get caught
5. I didn't run in the end - i just pretended i didnt know what was going on

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

well done!

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sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

too shy shy

hush hush
eye to eye

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

no shit

but I work with a guy called Tushar Shah.

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Jay, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

hah hah hah

*thud*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

Congrats!

You've worked out how to Post A New Message!
Heaven knows, you'll be Replying soon ...

Pass the fluffy

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

So, what you're saying is...

...you're a twunt that thinks it's okay to mess with "boring" people.

Student - more like a primary school inmate.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

traffic cones......

shopping trolley races......

Snakebite and black......

Screwing up someones day for a laugh.....

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

It'd be such a shame if...

...the "someone" simply lost it and replied in such a manner as to occasion a visit to A&E, wouldn't it?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

That would

be gratifying.

I don't understand the 'fucking up someone elses day for laugh' idea, and also just sitting there like a spag pretending it wasn't them. Is it because they want a sense of power,
or is it because they have...

a) a small penis with spots on it - if a boy
b) a stinkly vag and small tits -if a girl

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

stinkly

what a lovely word (and image)

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muteboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

Like

smelly and wrinkly all in one word.

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

I'll

choose answer C:

c) a small penis with spots on it - if a girl.

(radja, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

done what?

threadwasted?

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

Admitted to breaking...

...part 1 of the Misuse of Computers Act 1990.

£5000 and 6 months maximum if I remember correctly.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

hahaha

*Opens Wallet*
FBI, I arrest you on suspicion of being cranberry flavoured.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

(smoglane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

You

would not believe how much I love that.

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Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

love that. I'm nicking it!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

I'm

still laughing at that now...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

hahaha

yay

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

still

fuckin love that

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Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

hooray!

that works really well!

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spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

Lots Love

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

best. thing. ever.

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mrRush, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

How dare you

I'm a librarian, and I can assure you it is a rock and roll lifestyle I lead, young man.

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Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

I wonder if you could help me

I'm looking for a book about fly fishing.

:)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

Have you tried the yellowpages?

Perchance?
:)

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Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

*yawn*

Funny pictures would be better.

www.b3ta.com/board/2355818

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

REO Speedwagon?

You have my sympathies. Does anyone actually listen to them any more?

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

My next door neighbours apparently.

I don't know what they played next, but when I left the bathroom it was Bucks Fizz at full blast...

Still, it beats Ricky Martin and the time someone there played a really bad keyboard version of Take My Breath Away about 4/5 times on the trot...

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

I'd recommend moving the moment

they start on the Celine Dion or Whitney Houston - if not before.

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

if only you'd told me that a couple of months ago...

Actually, they're selling their house - woo!
The grumpy bastards never say hello if I see them.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

Yay! Now all you need to do is

vet the prospective buyers re their musical tastes and you're all set.

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MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

I like librarians

leave 'em alone!

(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

Ook?

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

Eek?

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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

Don't say the M word ...

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

slight mindpiss below.

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

I have some replies for you

1) No, it just makes you more of a cnut
2) I hope the librarian firebombs your house, because it's "fun"
3) you'll stop it now
4) u h4xx0r, u
5) they always know you don't have a clue what's going on

anything I've missed?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

i think

that about sums it up nice and clearly.

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muteboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

What has been going

on here while I've been away? who's invited all the zeppelin on board?

whats with 'zeppelin'? i want to call him a T.W.A.T

Oh and Whats Your IP address? I want to play with your network... hehehe

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

Tis a veritable airshow

indeed.
:)

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Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

Can't you just stop wasting threads
now
?

I hacked my college network and edited the netlogon script to say "3y3 0wn j00" on all the machines in big ASCII letters once.

Well. About five years ago, when I was at college.

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jola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

I put a sound file of the Sweeney theme tune

in the startup items on every Mac at the newspaper I used to work at. When everyone came in in the morning.....oh the hilarity

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

i shat

on everyones desk once.

took me ages.

the police had to damn well wait til i was finished.

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muteboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

I worship you

Still laughing at that one. We used to change people's scrolling screensaver text, over the network, to specifically compliment them on their dress sense. Freaked some of them out.

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)

hmm.

i used to replace everyones desktop wallpaper with an image of their desktop. and then remove all their icons.

so they would click repeatedly at things that were no longer actually there.

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

that is a

great prank

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

I agree

Classic.

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

Hee hee

I like that one.

Wish, my computer would play the Sweeney on startup...

What paper by the way? And are you still in the trade?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

I couldn't possibly tell you

and no. I no longer work for a newspaper. I wish I did though, I miss the atmosphere

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

Our computing class changed all the error messages on the Imac's

To say things like "Oh you've really fucked it up now. Your gonna get expelled!" We got a huge bollocking off the rector for that 'cause we apparently made a first year cry and his parents complained.

I'm a mature college student now so I don't do things like that anymore. Honest.

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Gordon., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

ook?

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

My fears got no nose

(smoglane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

how does it...

oh never mind

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

you

beat me to posting that by seconds.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

lumber

we need lumber!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

big apologetic T.J. but

I need to get a cheque to a company today but snail mail will not be quick enough so, can I scan a cheque and e-mail it to them d'ya think?

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Dill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

Send them a telegram.

TO COMPANY STOP £15 STOP SIGNED STOP

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

theoretically

you can. you can write cheques on ANYTHING and they can be cashed. theoretically. so they could print it at their end and it would be fine. I'd try ringing them and explaining though.

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

yeah I know that you can write cheques on owt

mate of mine years ago payed a poaching fine written on a salmon, they didn't see the funny side though

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Dill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

I do

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WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

they should have turned it over

badum tish

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huggybear, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

I never could tell either.

Which side of the salmon was the serious side I mean.

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

the inside

is quite austere

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

coz they will need to bank the cheque, you can't bank fake cheques

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

but a cheque is

just a piece of paper so what's the diff if it's me printing it rather than the bank

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Dill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

it needs

a real signature, otherwise people could just photocopy them and pay them in twice...

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rogan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

write it on a homing pigeon and

get it to fly to them

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

mate of mine's dad

once carved one onto a breeze block. didn't go down too well but still.

(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

Had to be done.

edit:please don't make fun of my M. it was very hard to do!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

one word

eyedropper

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

i have been using the watermeloning eyedropper!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

flibble

snarf

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

wtw

is flibble?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

that made me happy

on an otherwise boring day

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

I really like that

As well as me thinking of getting the game...is it set in Albert square coop?

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

it's all part of the localisation.

Brits don't go for kiddy anymore.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

at least he's happy.

(crazymum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

rofl

(Panda, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

wooo

yay please

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

words fail me

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

It must be a problem . . .

When he a cold . . .

W/Y/H

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

KILL IT!

KILL IT NOW!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

I don't understand it,

I want to kill it!!

(Forest of Dean saying)

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

Ah, the

favourite murder hotspot. I haven't been there in years. Not since that time.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

Only recently...

.. someone was dragged to death behind a car. All the locals have closed ranks, and won't speak up about who did it either. Nice.

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

well

that's inbreeding for you. They can't say anything because they all look the same. But with extra thumbs or something.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

!!!

likey lot. They all have big foreheads anyway.

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Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

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