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# I bet he drinks Carling Black Label


I'll bet Ross he does.
(skismo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Timid of the New Quatro...


Gillette decided to go in a new direction
"One blade for superior...eh, um...I'm not doing this, I'm out"
(GeekyBill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# If they made it sharp enough
one blade would do fine.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# one blade...
is all the samauri needed
(GeekyBill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# I believe most samurai carried two swords, the Katana and the Wakizashi,
as the following source of information indicates.

japanesesamuraiswords.com/

\pedant
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Yep
Although they come in sets of three.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Just like plaster ducks.
Maybe there is a link.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# I beg to differ!
onebladedswordwieldingjapanesesamurai.com/

if only it were real
(oneofthemany, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# And
sometimes a tanto?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Google tells me Tanto is another name for the short sword.
EDIT - I am wrong, it is different.

Classifications of swords by length

Japanese use the shaku to measure the length of the cutting edge of the samurai swords. 1 shaku = 11.903542 inches.

1. Long Sword (Daito): over 2 shaku in length; there are the longer of the two swords commonly worn by the samurai; difficult to temper a daito because of its length.
2. Medium Sword (Wakizashi): 1~2 shaku in length; worn by samurai as auxiliary sword, or by non-samurai, who were allowed to wear no more than one sword of this length.
3. Short Sword (Tanto): less than 1 shaku in length; the shorter of the two swords worn by the samurai as auxiliary swords. Women and tradesmen used them as protective weapons. Commonly called as hara-kiri knives. They are usually the hira-zukuri (without ridgeline) types.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Tanto
is a knife used by samurai of about 6 inches

EDIT: That's the ones!

Katana - main sword
Wakiwakiwakaday + tanto, auxiliary swords!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Don't fall for the hypnotic razor marketing ploys...
...it's all a conspiracy.

EVERYONE - FREE YOURSELF!

GROW BEARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Eh?
Oh sorry I thought you were accusing me of something...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Go away
We're talking about you, not to you.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# What i did at university today
www.the-kevster.com/ben.avi

3.41 meg avi
(Ben Davis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# mmmm......spam?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# no
its just a stupid avi of someone dancing around 30 mins ago
(Ben Davis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# you had a
fit on camera?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Someone said
do something stupid, and there you are
(Ben Davis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# shoot him
for dancing like a cranberry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# yes but
why?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# why not?
why bother spending hours making pictures of kittens. Because i was bored.
(Ben Davis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# that reason
is good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# fair enough
{I

(that's a new emoticon i just invented, i don't know what it means yet)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Homosexual or happy?
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# ahhhh university
the days of gay abandon
(bullitt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Remember those big foam hands ?

They're Michaels gloves they are...

(G-Funk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Blimey!
www.glassnews.com/images/jackson.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# GLASSNEWS!
(Cockfosters!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Collector Glass News is now being published by the
Promotional Glass Collectors Association.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
#
The FBI have raided Michael Jackson's ranch today,
they found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs
in the bathroom and class 4c in the bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# sixth
time today!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
#
The FBI have raided Michael Jackson's ranch today,
they found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs
in the bathroom and class 4c in the bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# The eighth
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Where is Michael Jackson going on holiday this year?
He's going to Tampa with the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# have you heard?
The FBI have raided Michael Jackson's ranch today,
they found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs
in the bathroom and class 4c in the bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# I bought a lovely polyester poster
of Michael Jackson for my friend's birthday this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# you sick watermelon
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# It's great
if you wrap it over your head
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# What a load...
...of nonce-sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Breaking news
The FBI have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.

They confirmed they had found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the bathroom and Class 4C in the Bedroom.

Grabs coat, hat and big foam gloves on the way out?
(Hugh Jass, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# 7th
time today!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# yay
thats number 7
edit: SNAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Don't you just hate
it when someone beats you to it!
(Hugh Jass, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# 50 billionth time...
If I had a penny for evertime I heard that today.

I'd have £50000000
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# See what I've done there?
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# er...
dropped the e at the end?
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Have a gold star
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
#
chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# hehe
Starring the very radiator he was chained to, if I'm not mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Lurvely Finger-tappage
you sick cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Terry
Cubist Cylon attack?

Hang around... or is it something else?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# like that
chunky old radiator in the background.
i wonder if it was one like that he
was chained to...hmmmm
(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Elementary
(Sch00sh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# stop
wasteing SPACE
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# lemon
entry
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# With all the free publicity Bob and Jerry's shop was doing very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# haha
good 1
(Sch00sh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Insert whooshing noise here:
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# At the Anti-Bush protests there are a load of banners saying:
Bush
Blair
Butchers

and typically I can't find a picture of one, so you'll have to take my word for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Nope
Don't get it. Recognise the font but everything else is lost on me!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Oooh! Hang on, I've got it!
Nope. It's gone again.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Man,
that's subtle.
Woo yay and a houpla for the cunning!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# All together now. .
La la da da da da da daaa. . .

quick and shit Hitler post
(Midnight Fox, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# took me a while...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# still not there
help?!
(Cockfosters!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Hitler
has only got one ball....
The other, etc
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# hitler
has only got one ball
the other
is in the albert hall
err..
dum dum dee dee dee dum dum
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Hitler has only got one ball
shirley you know the rest....
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# See
File name
(Midnight Fox, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# like the song says
'Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
Himmler has something similar
And poor old Goebels
Has no balls at all.'
(ms marmite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# I never knew there was more than 1 verse, but google is our friend
Melody - "Colonel Bogey March"



England 1939-1940
Hitler, he only had one ball,
Goering, he had two but very small,
Himmler had something simmler,
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:

Frankfurt has only one beer hall,
Stuttgart, die München all on call,
Munich, vee lift our tunich,
To show vee 'Cherman' have no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:

Hans Otto is very short, not tall,
And blotto, for drinking Singhai and Skol.
A 'Cherman', unlike Bruce Erwin,
Because Hans Otto has no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall.
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.
Whistle Chorus:

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay !!!!!!!
(Midnight Fox, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# time for a repost
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# I'll see your repost and
raise you with a repost of my own...

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# gurgle
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Oi Kev
Kev - are you there...
(annaX, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# yeah
what's up?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# !Kev
no definitely not the right kev... I've checked your profile.

He'd understand
(annaX, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# sorry
just egging you on.

No firking clue who you are.

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I'M KEVIN!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# And so's your wife!
my wife?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# That's a great post
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Wow
That's fabulous.
Portuguese Manatee of War
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# hehe
careful now - God is a manatee

In a Davy Crocket hat
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# woah!
blimey...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# i love that
woo!
(bullitt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Yay
lovely pic.
Edit/ hehehe seems there are lots of lovely manatee pics around looking at the pearoasts so yay to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# excellente
I like it a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Kraftwerk having it large

Except it's small.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Well
I think I can say that makes no sense without fear of contradiction.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# A post
pictured yesterday. www.b3ta.com/board/2358219
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# kraftwerk
possibly the dullest live act in the history of music (they usually just stick shop dummies behind the keyboards and go and have some herbal tea)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# He he!
It's the Four Trons!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# have you
got a website with your cockbadgers cartoons on it?

I absolutely fucking love them.
(CheeseOnToast occasionally with Worcester Sauce, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Just shoving them on MSN
Groups at the moment.

groups.msn.com/Smallbrainfield/homepage
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] What the Victorians did when websites lost steam...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# sly
(Rich Chestmat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# very good
but I'm not even sure who posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# This is problematic
that and the fact that it took me a while to figure out which 'reply' button to click.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# ah
customised browser link colours mean I never fall for these tricks
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# gah
I kept clicking reply but it didn't work

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Coaltastic
I like that.

Pass a woo to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# slam
dunk!!
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# smooth
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# I love pictures that use the board as part of the image
It's nice, in a kind of headfuck way.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# wow
That's superb.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# watermelon me that's good.
Feed the fire. Feed it hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# 'kinell
that's a bit bloody woo
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# huzzah!
that is just wooperb!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# fantastic stuff. Look out!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# very effictive
nice 1
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# animated
that would terrify the bejeeeesus out of me!
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Oi!
You owe everyone a new monitor now.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# My first W/Y/H : )
(Midnight Fox, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# ooh
multiple pages

i like that idea
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# fan
flippin tastic...
(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# superb
y'hear? superb
(wowBOBwow, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# o___O


And I have watched Weebl & Bob :D
(Panda, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# i think it's safe to say
you could post that straight to the board...

[edit] just like that
/tommy cooper
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# your profile
disturbs me

w/y/h to the pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# why? is his nose an odd shape?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# it looks a bit like
a thingy
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
#
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# he has that
"i can't look into the camera 'cos i have to look at the screen to take the photo" look
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I think the guitar is stalking him
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
#
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# my god
someone used a blink tag

*shoots self*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# ...
...better?
(Panda, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# i shot myself i'm hardly in a position
to make an informed comment now :P
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Ooooh.
I'm so glad that blink isn't one of the tags that Cal's allowed on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# the board would not
be the same
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# I have only ever seen
ONE time a blink tag has been used well, and only once.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# when?
i don't believe you
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# A browser based mud
With a form for posting your instructions and the page consisting of report. When you had a private message the link to the mail room would embolden, go red, and begin to blink.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# a wha'
??
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# 'lo adolf
got pie?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# no.
will invade pie-land.
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I saw a fight today
right in the middle of Reading Town centre. $ girls just laid into each other.

I got quite scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Did they give each other a £-ing?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# You had a ¥ for a crap joke there
didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# *just imagine there's a euro sign here* not wrong
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# To be franc
I expected that
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Look, we don't want any
(t)rouble round here.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Keep this up
and you won't get any dinar.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# haha
a sterling effort there...
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# there are a
zloty of currencies in the world, this could go on all day
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Bah(t)!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Your rand
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Well, I can think of
a lot dollar things to do.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# ctrl+alt+4
€
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# €
- ooh, so it is. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# not Aroused?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Not only am I not gay
the sight of someone getting their face beaten to a pulp and while their child sits crying on the floor is not nice.

Classy place Reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# were they the crack bitch beggars?
I hate those and their dirty little thieving children.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Hello!
You enjoying your first day on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# It's
My second day. :P
(Panda, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# don't get smart with me
young fella, or I'll put you over my knee!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
#
o_O
(Panda, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# only technically.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# and you're that cheeky already.
Blimey you must learn quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Panda, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Those
Welsh kids grow up so fast!

(radja, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2356120
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# no
it's because we shag sheep.
mmmmmmm wooly
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# i was trying to defend your species
...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I ask my
girlfriend to wear a wooly jumper and make baa'ing noises when we have sex

*100% Fact*
(Errol, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# can goats baa?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I think
goats bleat.

What's your point?
(Errol, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# hometime
/relurk
(Errol, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# i'm not a sheep
you know...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# I don't believe
you
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I can prove it!
watch:
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Baa
Most sheep I know can speak several languages.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# pah!
foiled again!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Education by B3ta
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# deja vu!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# well, sheep sex appears to be a continuing theme...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# sheep
She certainly knows how to play with those sheep....
(myobbgit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Secret Nightmares of the Eighties
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Odd
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# don't understand it, but here's a repost.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# woo
(Rich Chestmat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Unless we're going to shave elephants, I think
this bandwagon is now finished.



(that took way longer than it was worth)
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# the bandwagon
has not even fully got started yet. I hate to say it...but its true
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# hee
the message at the bottom of the pic made it all worth it.
(GeekyBill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I don't know why
but I like that.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# is it because you're a weak-minded fool?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# possibly
i'm not sure.
i can't decide...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# he he he
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# the slogan?
better than a slap in the face with a wet fish
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# That
is great.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# that bloke in the picture is Pete from the UK Survivor series 1.
There we go.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Huey

Clicky for Bigger
It's been another busy day at work today....
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Splendid!
QUACK!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# cracking animation
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# are they from the same regiment?
www.b3ta.com/board/2340963
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# yes
The Aviatic Defence Brigade
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# is aviatic really a word?
avian, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# ooh, apparently it's not
dang, and i thought i was being clever
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# awesomeness
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# DUCK!!!!!
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Nutter.
Yes, I'm talking about you.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# quacking!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# haha
totally quackers!

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Hehehehe
that'll teach those damn Canada geese not to honk all night long.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# nuts
absolutely nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Is that real
?
(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this in the attic
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# quality
you sir deserve some kudos
(GeekyBill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# nnyyyeeaarrrggggh
good un

:)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# That's quality that is.
Me likey.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha
great
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# I say.
Top hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Jolly good!
Well deserving of a
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# hehe
I like that...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Woo and truly yay
Look mama No Hands!
(Bezmina, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# sigh*
they don't make kitten films like they used to

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# excellenté
!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Oh yes!
Ohhhh yes yes yes yes yes!
(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# No reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Christ
he looks dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# With a beret like that
it almost looks like Saddam!!


Scary!
(Ozimandius, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# erm.... other people wear berets you know.
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# ooooooooooooohhhh
betty....
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# hehehe
hehe

he
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Looks like Windsor Davies
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/i/itainthalfhotmum_1299001653.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# youorriblelot!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# lovelyboy
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# I have 2 Don Estelle abums
you know...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# worth a bit more
now he's dead
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Oh, but I couldn't sell 'em
They're far too funny.

Edit: And I saw him singing in Hyde precinct a few years ago - wearing really tatty Lofty khakis and singing along to the tapes he was selling.
It was also my birthday... What a day.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# things just don't get any better than that
do they?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# they really don't
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# :)
we'll fight them in the trenches
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# You just need little
naked men in the background running away.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# you
and your naked men
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Evil bunnies
are more dangerous than you could ever imagine
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Shotgun-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Thanks for the woo
Gore-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# pure and simple

took me forever to do :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Quality.
I've just had a letter from the bank telling me I've got no money.

Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# not incredit..able
groan*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# *sends HP imaginary tenner*
now you can buy some imaginary food

sorry to hear that :(
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Imaginary food?
You big Sap.

He's pissed it all away, just like the rest of us do. Don't give him ANY sympathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# I'd go along with that.
Mea culpa.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Bend over
/readies switch.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# careful
where you swipe that!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Arf Arf
does he do cash back!
(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# What, not even any
birthday money - or did you drink it all?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I had a tenner.
And two cards.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Awww. Now that is really pretty sad
and also pretty pathetic.
Here, have a belated birthday hug

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# No it's not
When I were a lass we were lucky if we got one card made out of vomit and a smack in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# hehehe
glad to see you haven't changed your jaundiced view of the world recently. How are you - still enjoying misanthropy?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Terrible
just terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Excellent! Or do I mean, oh dear?
Choose whichever response you like better.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# To be honest
I'm not sure myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# I saw that advert last night
methinks cowbl and bob dont have quite the same "woo yay" factor
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# there's only so much
you can do before you
-alienate the audience
-cross the border of decency
-sell butter
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# to be honest
i never really liked them in the first place..

but i am still very jellyus
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# tj
www.catenema.com/cat1.html
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# why did i
click it?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# you to?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# That's the cat from
Cliff Yablonski Hates You
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# That was fantastic!
I loved the bit with the bag and towel! And such loverly illustrations.
(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# nice...
but shouldn't he wobble instead of rotate?
(GeekyBill, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# I know
it's bloomin hard to do :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# try use an onion-skinning mode
to see where the base is in the previous frame, so you can match it to the next. that should give decent wobble
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# or...
...depending on the program you are using, set the pivot point of your rotation at the bottom rather than the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# aahh
k that'll be in flash mx..right?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# you can change the pivot point...
...with the free transform tool.

select the object you want to move, click the free transform tool and move the little white circle - this is the pivot point.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# What I want to know


Is - is it Real ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# i'm quite proud
that i don't understand that
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Get
an iPod

That is unless by "decent shuffle" you mean the "five knuckle" variety.

I know of no MP3 player with such a feature.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# i mean one for my computer
winamp just plays the same 8 songs over and over
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Then
Get iTunes for Windoze.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# it crashes my comp
sadly
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# This just shows you
that Windoze is Bumgay and Bill Gates doesnt want you to have any fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Why don't you
just randomly rename all your mp3s and play them in sequence?
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# well i would
if
1. It didn't try and organise everything for me - WONGLY
2. It didn't fill up memory to do NOTHING and have more memory leaks than a seive.
3. It wasn't supporting the RIAA and athe fascist pigopoly that the music business is that it rips off consumers, rips off artists and still tries to say they are the hurt ones.

Screw Jobs for helping the RIAA and screw itunes
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# install 4.11 then
And don't let it manage your music files or search for your music files just add them to the library yourself you can even do this if you have an iPod and just keep all the music on that and access them as normal see?
(Rich Chestmat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# itunes
might do. don't know though.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# get more than 8 mp3s
that's my suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# in that case
I'd asume Quicktime iTunes would be the way to go? As it's related, in a way, to iPod.
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# winamp isn't installed properly then
mine has NEVER had that problem.

If you want to ensure more of a shuffle - randomise order in the sort menu.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

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