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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Woo!
I love these!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Phwoar
I would.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# He looks
like he's about to do a spank
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# vewy nice
that gets a friday awwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# awwww!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# My God!
Someone save the poor kitty before it drowns in doggy slobber!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Is he going to
shoot it all over her bun?
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# for you
(BadgerPirate, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# *consults with high paid lawyers*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# it's a tribute
(BadgerPirate, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# the lawyers have just got back to me.
they'll let this one slide.

next time i'm gonna sue your ass for every penny and make sure your thrown out on the street.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Nice!
You gonna put this kinda thing in the next Hummus Commic?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# i think i will re-make
some of the better ones for hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Jacko's new nose

click for slightly bigger
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# hehe
and yet I am disappointed that "click for bigger" didn't make his nose grow...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# that's what all the kids say...
.
(BadgerPirate, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Woo!
TJ - forgive my ignorance but is there a new challenge this week?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Maybe
the mystic loris has ended up in a meeting again.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# i was wondering what had happened to it
i was going to go for a shower but thought "no, i'll wait to see what the challenge is first, then go". that was half an hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# So till no challenge and no newsletter?
Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# it appears they don't give a shit anymore
which is fine by me, i'm busy zesting lemons
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Excellent.
Keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# There is never enough lemon zest in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Zesting lemons?
Is that a euphamism?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# for fun?
for the hell of it?
to make cake?

mmmm, cake
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Some kinda
reference to a real boy and wood wouldn't go amiss here...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# "According to the map, this should be Green Park"

slightly bigger
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# I say
w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# ooh
conceptual!
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# That
is REALLY good, you should do a series of them and pitch it to the London Underground people.

/mercinary
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Wonderful
Are underground stations really like that?

/country boy
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Fantastic!
I always wondered... Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# wonderful
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Fucking HELL
that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# nice
I wish London really looked like that
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Flippin' fab
that is.
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# That is fucking great.
Right, I'm off out now so y'all have a good time.
Yo, sick_boy, see you in about 45 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Arf!
Excellant, he he :)
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# oooh
that's lovely

woo!
(bullitt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# fantastic
truly w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# heheheh
Excellent!

I can't help think of them using tron bikes to get around the map now.
If only...
A man can dream...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# like that
a lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# That's very good indeed!
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Woo and a yay
That is seriously good!!.
(Random Visitor #1999, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Woo, Yay
and indeed Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Do do do do dooo
I'm lovin it
(Ssco, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# wow
that's too good.

(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# It wasn't the sort of Hooker Neil was expecting part 2
(Hugh Jass, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Didn't you post this before?
And with an actual pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Maybe Neil wan't expecting
a redex?

/edit ahh, that's more like, some good old two second head swaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Someone else posted something with a similar title
This is the SFW version of that.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Oh god
I hope I haven't started a Hamilton's bandwagon

or inadvertantly jumped on one
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Ahhh, sorry
It didn't load the first time, woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# THREADJACK WARNING!
how does one make a picture tiny? (smaller)
(Mortimer, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# crop
or resize

depends on your program, really, but they're the most common names for the options you're after
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# it should be pointed out
that crop and resize do very different things
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# not like that
for the board. (I don't want to take Up a lot of space with an unintentionally huge animated wooyay)
(Mortimer, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# What software
are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# you didn't say that
you wish to optimise an animation? remove frames, reduce colours, disable dithering and progressive loading, and if you're using imageready turn on "lossy" to at least 20%
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Assuming tattyshop is being used
scale, as scaling reduces the dpi or the image, or at least it looks that way to me!

/edit Seems my post got cropped!

I had said you can resize the image or scale, but I would not use ...
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# scale?
never heard of that one... reducing the DPI is mostly irrelevant in a web image though - you could change it from 300 to 100dpi, but if you haven't turned off "constrain proportions" then it'll just make the "physical" dimensions 3 times bigger
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Get a
smaller monitor.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# I need pies, lots of pies...
I need pies, lots of pies

clicky pies for more colour
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# fuggin' woo!
pie!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# hehe
thats great
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# close the board, thats it!!
we have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# oh woo
that is so woo
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# heehee
A fat slice of woo for you!
Where did you get the original from. I have an idea in my head.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# hehe cheers
Searched for 'Matrix guns lots of guns' on google images
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Thanks
I found one. Now I have my other weekend project. Project #1 is reinstalling Windows and a butt load of drivers and software.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# hahahahahah
that's the best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# wow, the board's great today
And this continues the trend nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# very
woo
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Pie!
When come back, bring salvation for mankind.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# nice work with the wind effect
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Hahah!
Best thing EVER from the Matrix.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# That's wonderful
Have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Thought I'd a little woo
in too
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Oooh, wow.
niceness indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# hmmmm...
Pies
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Matrix - love it or hate it...

Gitchore big version love, one for a click.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
i love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# That
is farkin' quality! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Bonjour!
That brightened up my day and no mistake, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Tron, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# He he
Nice :-)
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# wonderfull !
and so nicely done.
do you want to be my father ?
(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# er...
ok
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# great
give me money then.
and stuck your love up your arse.
(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# er...
ok.
*locks doors and shuts curatins...*
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Milk it!
Milk it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Ultimate
mind piss there...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Ultimate mindpiss?
More like "Blimey, could see those coming a mile off mindpiss" if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# milk it!
milk it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Snigger
that's all wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# hehehehehe
that's brilliant, of course :D

(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# A huge woo for both
They're top
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
simply brill

again! how do you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# I reckon it's like Samson but in reverse
his hummus is in his lack-of-hairness.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Nice theory
It would also explain my lack of hummus, so it works!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# And clearly also explains the phenomenomenomenomenom
that is Slim.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Damn
Slim? Are you around? I think they're on to us, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Yay! I've always wanted to be the pesky
kid that foiled the plot!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# also explains
my current drought...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# *hands over the clippers*
Go on, you know you want to.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# TJ:
Where is the tutorial on how to make overlay pictures, the ones that change when you highlight them?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# never heard of it
but you hum it...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# mmmmmmm
mmm mmmmmm mmmmm,
mmmmmmmmmm mm m phnark
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# I've got it linked
But that's at home, I could email you when I get back tonight if you still can't find them
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# any
vague idea what it's called, I could spazz for it then?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# The ones that
never work for me?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Yup
I don't want you enjoying my pictures.

mind you, that's saying they're enjoyable mind. Which they aren't. Or are. Or not. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# oh, THOSE!
google for "ctrl-a pictures" or something - here: www.toccionline.com/creations/ctrla/how.html

by overlay, I thought you meant stuff with layers in photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# got it!
nice one ta : )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# no problem
I've enjoyed your cartoons for ages, nice to be able to do something for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Ooh thankyou!
The answer to your question involves too little sleep and too much vodka!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Ooops! Oh well, the goat seems to be enjoying it!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Arf!
Won;t get much milk outa that
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# but she's
eager to try!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Just
a spoonful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Gives a whole new meaning
to goats cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Oh so woosome
Would that be goatse?
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# No, this would be goatse
If you click this, you're either very brave or very stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
#
*hovers over link...*
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# I guess I should have said that
I was punning.
No I didn't click it. If it is what I think it is I saw it once before.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Hehe
Nice pumping action there! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# i'm bored


sorry Scary Mary...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# wow,
two fingers, eh
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Ah, the folly
of having a picture in your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I don't remember that night
must've been pissed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Mary- I thought I'd better let you know that I
probably would.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Hold on
you have no thumb !
(Experiment 626, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# It can't only be me...

(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# That's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# huzzzzah!
super!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# So true
A woman tried to sue our company for falling over one of those in the middle of an aisle.

She lost her case...no win no fee and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# woo!!
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# hehe
I do love that one.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
that's brill
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# That's super
And the last line really sells it
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# relevant?

Please no more signs though outside this thread... Think of the children (and not in a Jackson way)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# *snigger*
That's great.
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Fantasmagorical!
(Big Chief who gots da fnuk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# er..

..
(StreetSpirit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# hehehe
almost didn't need shopping, but I'm glad you did it :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# make it
thinner, for fp-potential :)

I love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# yay!
the original video:
www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/hamster.php
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# that photo looks real
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# WOW!
A big wooyay to you sir for the punnage

FACT: Pet shrews sing Tom Jones when you aren't around
(Mortimer, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Disco shrews
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Disco SHREW
likes the sound of that!

(the sea monkeys in his minute platform shoes died a long time ago)
(Mortimer, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# don't need
to adertise
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Almost certainly GC, but you've just reminded me of it, and it's fantastic:
www.wired.com/animation/collection/pox/pygmy/
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Ooooh, I was looking for that the other day
I'll have to wait till I get home though.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Really easy to find
If you google for pygmy shrew, it's the first three links that appear.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# heheheheh
not seen that before, cool
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# With a source image like that
it would be rude not to, really.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# At last!
The gangleader of 'Hampsterdance' is found!
(Ozimandius, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# hamster
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# hampster
see hampsterdance.com faq.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# There's a lot of fluffy here today!
I never see living shrews, my cat catches them by the bucket load though
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# The moles worker union decided that safety was a bit lax

So they provided helmets

edit/ woo for paint for windows
(Mortimer, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# tis cold out
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# luverly
(Tvit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# all together now..
Awwwwwww!
(Ozimandius, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# KILL IT!
oops - sorry

awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# side
there's no kind of atmosphere..
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# We're all alone...
...more or less
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Let me fly
Far away from here
Damnit, I knew I'd get it wrong.. It's too early.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# fun fun fun
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# In the sun sun sun
When's it on BBC now? I just keep catching random episodes- Friday nights?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Sunday Nights,
at about 11:45 or something, after Gimme Gimme Gimme

BBC2
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# No you're right
I'm the 'special' kid in class today
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Goldfish shoals
nibbling at our toes
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# fun fun fun
in the sun sun sun....I'd like to luie shipwrecked and comatose
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
#
*sigh*

/reaches for whiskey as hopes of a b3tan choir are dashed...
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Hehehe
Sorry!! I just googled and realised I'm wrong... *hangs head*
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# it's probably for the best




probably
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# I'm all alone, more or less
Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Hello
skint boy, how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Not too bad.
Bit tired, having sat up late last night explaining electron back-scatter deflection to my housemate.

Going to the bank in a bit to raid my dire-emergency savings account.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Good work
after all, you can't take it with you when you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh
Poor little mite!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Awww
I hate dogs, but that's so cute
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# kick it!
dear God, my fear of dogs meant I had to inch past a tiny black mutt that was mincing round the pub the other day. It's literally about 20cm long and 15cm high. The owner looked at me like I was mad, but I was too busy dribbling to defend myself.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# mincing dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# I hear
you can make a lovely bolognaise out of them

and why do you think they're called sausage dogs - where else did you think sausages came from?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# it's the only
way I can describe how it walks, it has tiny little stick legs
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# It wasn't the sort of hooker Neil had had in mind...


But he liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# i like it too
(Tvit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# if its safe for ananova
its safe for here
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# fair nuff
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# dat's what i thunk
hmm, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# It's close
But I don't quite think it is
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I thought it was OK,
sorry if I've got you sacked though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Laughed out loud!
But.. owch...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# My new hobby
www.manbehindthedoll.com/COLLECTIONS.htm
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Has the one at the front got a red micro skirt on?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Jesus
I could take up psychiatry if that would help
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# The bottom left
guy in the MOD HAIR KEN collection is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# It almost feels
like I know him.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# mod hair ken
is fascinating... I'm like a deer in headlights
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Is the one bottom
centre balding?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# He looks like a history teacher
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# new male-pattern-baldness Ken
comes with menopausal Barbie, and special mid-life-crisis bonus pack including a motorbike and a prepubescent groupie!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# He he
hooray! My life feels duller without them.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# sweet jesus
they're going to kill me
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# That's the photos
from the beach boy's convention isn't it?
(Ozimandius, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# That's quite worrying
And scary, with them all staring and the same faces...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# There are some very...
...frightening people out there!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Jesus - they're the stuff of nightmares.
I was once in Monte Carlo on business and managed to slope off to the local museum where they had an exhibitions of Barbies - kitch-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# oh dear god
the second picture down is the scariest
(Tvit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# hmmmnn ...
The Flock Hair Ken came with either brunette (top), blonde (middle) or RARE brownette (bottom) flock hair.
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# second picture
second row from the back, in the middle and right-ish

Is that ken with an eye-patch?
YARRR that barbie be a fine wench!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# YAAAR
it be true
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# last duck for a while
(Dr Frank, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# duck season!
rabbit season...

woo yay season!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# That's fabulous
a woo and a yay to you
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# That's lovely
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Supoib
One of mine from last night
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Oooh- that's also very nice
Ducks are great
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# woo
(Tvit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# If I only had a brain
no good reason that I can think of other than he reminds me of the scarecrow in his mug shot
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# That's
not his real nose
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# nobody knows where his
"real nose" is
('Andeh', Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# buried in Epping Forset
I heard
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# he's the only person where
when you say his kid's 'got his fathers nose', it means the poor little brat's found something on the bathroom floor...
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# nah, its in epping forest
i've seen the grave
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# He's a freaky mo' fo
It's Jeepers Creepers all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# crikey
That's either very nicely shopped, or he fits perfectly in that role, or both.

I suspect both.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# that
works really well !

I just got e-mailed grampas Jacko pic from the front page too
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# That's really quite scary...
And just as woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Smashing!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# oh my
that is most woosome!
All of a sudden he finally fits somewhere!


other than as Skeletor, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# *shudder*
his face gets more disturbing the longer you look at it
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# argh
now you've got me looking at it

It's liek a car crash in verrrry slow motion
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Liz was relieved to see the back of Dubya
(I helped save b3ta! lurker_no_more, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# why would the Queen not watch
Sky Sports when Bush was staying?
And the horse racing is on Channel 4, shirley?

Confuddled of Sussex
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# hehe
I had the thought that Blair had Bush stay with the queen 'cause Tony and Cherie couldn't look after him properly until parliament was out of session, so they got Liz to babysit...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# i'm so out of touch...
...there's no racing on Sky? I feel such a fool. She'll tune in for the boxing though. And don't call me Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! lurker_no_more, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# racing be on "attheraces"
any sky viewer gets it...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Unlucky Dave - Episode 1 : "No shit !"
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# woo!
excellent work on the reflections too
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Why
thank you Ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Quality
I've said it before and I'll say it again, great board this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# seconded
.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# go on,
say it again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Great board
this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
#
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I still love that
and koit's picture's marvellous too
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# magnifikoit !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
That's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# heh heh!
poor old dave.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
#
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] children in need you say?
Dressing up?



well it's almost panto-season innit
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# like this
pubfight
(crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# chris
if you're back in europe by next march, fancy coming snowboarding in france with me, rob siveter, martin shenton and ben hau?
(son of crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# eep
I... am confused, greatly!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# I. Love. That.
I think you may be my hero.

Hope you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# It was a tough life being a Sushi Farmer....
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# that gets a

from me!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# excellent
i'll be checking my sashimi for tools from now on
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Liking that
a whole lot
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Loon!
That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# i say!
flippin ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Ooooh.
That is very nice. 9.53 / 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Bandwagon Time

(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I don't really get it
But I do love the bright pretty colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

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