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Brief job I grant you

edit: that was some seriously gory google research believe me

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Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

hahahah

3z.bz/bombgame.swf

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

One way

ticket to Hull for you sir !

And a woo, tho that may be scant consolation as Beelzebub sticks a red hot poker up your jacksy.

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

I'm ok on that score

as i purchased a get out of hull free card from a bloke in the pub

got to be genuine.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

It only takes two ticks

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Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

huzzah

(Skippy_T, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

pecker...

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bigshape like a glove!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

woo!

peck it!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

Yay!

I recognise that chicken

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

Christ I saw that pic on Google earlier

nearly shopped it myself
woo

(Squid Bunty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

Who You Gonna Call?

*mental note to self - make sure idea for picture makes at least some sort of sense before commencing work*

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

down with making sense!

woo!

(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

5-6-7-8!

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_null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

Ha ha

At least it wasn't Nutbush city limits.

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butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

Woo

ooooooooooooh

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

dan ackroyd was in ghostbusters wasnt he?

there you go, makes sense

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

Delete that mental note!

Sense is the enemy of hummus!

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ALargeElk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

more stuff

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new_matt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

Hahahahaha

Very nice indeed!

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

High on hill

sat a lonely goat, you fucking watermelon!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

i've been thinking about a logo for my home page

now i have it. it is goats.

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new_matt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

High on a Hill

With a Lonely Goat Turd !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

i smell a wandbaggon.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

Hey DangerousPoop

Don't say we never did nothin for ya

It's quick and dirty so anyone wants to clean it up go for it

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

nice

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

beaten by

a whisker

(Choaderboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

Mine's quite clean.

Ps, this kind of thing can take ages, so say thankyou to eveyone who has tried for you. The best way to say thankyou is by posting a picture of a kitten, holding a flower.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

God damn geniouses

Is it geniouses.... genii?

Anyway, thanks dudes... superby - I will clean her up and be on my way.

Promise to post something hilarious next week

DPoop :)

(DangerousPoop, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

on a somewhat related note

i started hallucinating last week and thought a wheelbarrow was a goat

(Skippy_T, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

Your father was a goat?

Freakazoid

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butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

it explains my fantastic balance on mountains

and ability to eat bean cans

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new_matt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

i did wonder

will you really eat anything?

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butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

absolutely

anything and everything

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new_matt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

Doped, a deer, a female deer.
Ray Giotti gonna swim wid da fishes.
Mess with Me, and you mess wid da family.
Far, you pushed it to far Tony.
So, you wanna cut a deal.
La, stop your singing ya dumb Balonni.
Tea, I ordered wine and you give me tea!!!!

*gunfire, blood, meatball recipe*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

How could he ?

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slight wiff of cabbage, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

TJ!

anyone else getting SQL errors? Too many connections etc?

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Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

yeah it's friday

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

First time I've ever had them :(

Perhaps it's coz my boss isn't here

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Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

yup

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

yup, me

dammit this happens every friday

(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

is that joe Nalomoo?

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

hehe

A butcher near me (now sadly closed) had a sign outside -
'Live well, look well, eat my meat'

True

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

eeeeeeeeep

well done

I fed pigs bacon once. they like it

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gracielou, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

I hope you didn't

tell them...

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

pigs will eat anything

even hip joints.

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_null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

My Boss is Leaving......

Click for big version

My boss is famous for her 'Paddington Bear Stare' and so I did this for her because she's leaving us to have a baby (like that's a big thing ;-)

Thought I'd share it with y'all.

(TANKERx, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

She's leaving

You to have a baby, that seems a little rash.
Doesn't she like babies or something?
And what is it? Some sort of company group spawned baby? No wonder she's leaving.

Is that the train?

Ostriches.

*faints*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

thats nothing

my boss dresses up in a bear costume all the time. no-one really pays any attention, well, not until he decides that its time for another "spanking session" anyway

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The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

Ewe boat.....

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

haha

ovine aching ribs!!!

thassa good'n

(spungo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

Brief

oh, the punnage
Next!

... and to the point

(Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

stop shoving!

I'm next...

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

u want

my sloppy seconds ?

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

Next...

...time I'll buy a bra too?

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Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

You leave her alone...

...she knows what she's doing.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

phwooaaarrrr

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

SLUT!

WHORE!
HARLOT!
WENCH!
SLAPPER!

i bet she's got a bunt like a cucket.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

Desperate help

Hi,

PLEASE help me out - I have lurked here for ages but haven't actually posted, actually I may have done, but it would have been AGES ago and I've forgotten my old user id.

My sister has asked me to change this image to The Godmother. It is for a Christening that is happening on Sunday! PLEASE PLEASE can somebody help me out here.

[email protected]

Thanks people!
Nothin' but love.

(DangerousPoop, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

Am i your bitch?

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

are

you offering?

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kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

yes...

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

here you go...

I'm feeling generous

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaargh

my mind! my beautiful mind!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

thats done very well!

i commed your editing skills

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

hahahahah

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stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

No no no!

NO
I didn't see that. No

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Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

you fucking sick fucking watermelon

;)

afternoon all. newsletter?

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new_matt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

aaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh!

*wipes spew from monitor*

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mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

well

now i should have paid attention to the posts above but curiosity and all that. you sick puppy

(jumblesale, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

NSFW

Lucky I'm at uni.

(Choaderboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

Sheesh

its flangedabbydozy

(spungo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

zeppelin!

now i'm going to have to clear my cache

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

being fired for looking at krankee

porn would just be adding insult to injury

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

what a great line

to add to your cv

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Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

luckily

I didn't have it on full screen...

Funny though i'll give you that.

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

SWEET MOTHER OF

GOD!

MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!

*retch*

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

seconded

(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

Here's the Godfather

Font http://www.1001fonts.com/font_details.html?font_id=1088

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Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

how much

you gonna pay us?

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

What are we

your etc etc *yawn*

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The Ginja Ninja, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

Normally I don't post this kind of opinion,

but this request clearly contradicts your domain name.

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azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

I suggest...

...you get yourself a free demo download of Paint Shop Pro or summit similar (if you ain't got nuttin' like already) and fiddle wid it yerself.

Have fun. :-)

(spungo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

i read that as

fiddle with yer self

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

Thanks!

don't mind if I do!!!

(spungo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

here ya go

and dont say im not good to ya!

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null and void, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

that's just plain mean, that is.

(spungo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

Hahah, that is so annoying of you

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

copy cat etc

(Fort, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

give me 5 minutes

I think my medicinal hot toddie has kicked in at last

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Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

it's not great work. but as you're not paying

godmother.jpg

sorry my host is borked

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Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

He's big in banking you know...

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

he looks very inquisitve

why so?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

I read that as..

(Well, you know whats next)
Woo to the Pic!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

Bank it!

Bank it hard!

(Rev. Otana, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 4:29, archived)

Hooray

for bowling hats!

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

Submawhale

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

Wow

That's very well shopped.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

it must have terrific sonar.

houpla

(ratface, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

sorry

no really

(spook, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

Yes!

Yes Yes Yes!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

he looks

very pleased!
he likes pickles

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muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

you know this was the first image i came up with when i first came to b3ta

but i couldn't be bothered doing it

woo, you did it better than i would have anyway

(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

sorry im saving that one!

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Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

Insert "Table full of garlic sandwiches joke" here......

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(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

Well t'is almost the season...

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

tis the season at last yay

and an additional woopla to ur pic g'nor

(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

It's only 5 weeks until christmas

when's the christmas bash?
(if you need a new venue we've found one for £100 that doesn't mind you chraging on the door and is open until 2am.. 350 capacity too)
though i suppose rob is busy at the mo isn't he.

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alistair, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

Quick and dirty..

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

Is that random ?

Does the pope shit in a colostomy bag ?

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

Random?

"Fire Distinguisher"

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

Well I must just

be a dyslexic old cuntbag then.

Apologies

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

its not really distinguishing any fires tho is he?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

Damn, you're right

hummus was low

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

i'm always right

its one of the perks of being the Moon Lord

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

dear god....

this scraped the bottom of the pun barrel. kinda like roy walker attempting to have mr chips do a catchphrase that hasn't been done before...

(son of crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

quick one

for the compo

: )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

*groan*

& YAY

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

Arf!

9 O'clock Gnus anyone? ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

Nice one

Ewe must have felt a little sheepish as ewe posted that?

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weevilstepmother, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

I sat and

chewed on it for a while, before I decided to ram it down your throats

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

poor lamb

(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

news ewe can ewes

(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

Hahahahahah

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

Reverse-engineered Magritte painting

Click the picture above for bigger.

Click here for the original.

Has anybody done these before? (Making photograph versions of paintings?)

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

That's really good.

Hooray for suits and bowler hats

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Mr Peet, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

izzat you?

nice hat

now do the one of Saturn eating his son. (i think)

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muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

can't find the link

but SSG took a pic of me at the halloween bash doing a magritte with his coconut

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

you're going to have to explain that

...

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

Oh yes, I remember that!

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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

No but

here's one I made earlier -

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

best

quo
ever

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

ta!

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

A new charity

And one that I can finally support.

us.f2.yahoofs.com/bc/3fbe3210_210/bc/My+Documents/Children.jpg?bfvhjv_AdVttt_7e

Can anyone make the picture appear?

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

Bwuhahahahahahahaha!

*ahem*

(allergic to curry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

sign me up

little bleeders

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

I'd

pay to see that charity in action!!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)

hahah

hahahahahaha!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

probably not

from a yahoo briefcase... try using UKDragon, link in the FAQ

cool pic, and an opportune moment to repost this from earlier: www.b3ta.com/board/2368878

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

I thought being a cow was a full time job???

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Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

It is.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

Wish I could do that!

Subtle tagging too

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)

if you give her some hay she'll let you

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sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

mmm.

milky.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)

lol

LOL

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Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

*rings Huw Fearnley Whittingstall

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

good plug

'xcept I cant be arsed manually typing that out.

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The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

hehe

moooo

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Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

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