
You want to hear those guys doing paradididididdlidles.
Mind you, he's crap with the hi-hat.
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Mind you, he's crap with the hi-hat.
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...ruined all his chances to get the 1st prize.
(well pro surfing can be considered a job me thinks)

similar to the surfing polar bear in your profile
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I've now had 9 emails containing one or more b3ta MJ pics. The Grampa one with him escaping on the trike I've had 6 times.
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it's amazing the cultural influence B3TA seems to have over the Web, remember the 'If Adverts were honest' Incident?
Damn it, we could start a revolution on here!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:03,
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Damn it, we could start a revolution on here!

We're famous.
I just want to know where my royalties are.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:10,
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I just want to know where my royalties are.

Kicking their shoes off and saying "Who was that dreadful little Texan? Those boots!"
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IMO (and i should know, cos i'm great)
bad was diabolically good, that and thriller are fantastic disco albums, off the wall, probably the greatest disco album of all time. Dangerous and History a bit ballady but damn good ballads. Invincible probably his weakest but still fantastic. And thats not counting his Jackson 5 and Jacksons stuff. The man is a musical god there is no doubt about that, he's just a little odd
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:01,
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bad was diabolically good, that and thriller are fantastic disco albums, off the wall, probably the greatest disco album of all time. Dangerous and History a bit ballady but damn good ballads. Invincible probably his weakest but still fantastic. And thats not counting his Jackson 5 and Jacksons stuff. The man is a musical god there is no doubt about that, he's just a little odd

Edit: Just had a think. THE greatest disco song ever.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:02,
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i always request it, but the weak ass inie dj's always laugh in my face :(
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by The Hughes Corporation. And Moremoremore by Andrea True Connection. I could go on.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:10,
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Billie Jean.
Otherwise I have to disagree with most of what you say. Everything after Thriller is nothing but the confused vomit of a sick man!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:17,
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Otherwise I have to disagree with most of what you say. Everything after Thriller is nothing but the confused vomit of a sick man!

slippers kind of bloke. And you don't lick slippers.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:06,
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although i think of him in some kind of wizard outfit on a huge stage behind an unfeasable bank of keyboards... :-D
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What an excellent phrase. It just says it all about prog really, doesn't it?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:09,
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"Synths that defied the laws of physics" The best of Prog Rock 1976-1977
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The man isn't a Musical God.
Hey, I heard this yesterday:
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Well, one's white, made of plastic and you shouldn't let your kids play with it.
The other's used to carry groceries.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:06,
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Hey, I heard this yesterday:
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Well, one's white, made of plastic and you shouldn't let your kids play with it.
The other's used to carry groceries.

and people looked at me strangely.
Oh no wait.. it's because my fly is open.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:08,
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Oh no wait.. it's because my fly is open.

He has a very unique and powerful voice, something entirely lacking from the currently scarpings in pop idol.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:27,
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Tito was the one with all the talent.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:52,
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this is probably gc, but relevant to the comp
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i bet he's a great employee - won't complain about working for bananas!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:02,
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any worse than Harold 'Carry on Doctor' Shipman could he.
*relurk*
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:07,
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*relurk*

That's the way to start. More, please.
(Blimey - over 19,000 now!)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:02,
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(Blimey - over 19,000 now!)

of photoshop running. all trials expired.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:53,
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recommend that everyone googles for bukkake
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Although, it IS Friday and about 5:00 there. Maybe everybody's at the pub.
edit; But then, alot of regulars stay away on Friday day shifts, because it's usually packed.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:53,
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edit; But then, alot of regulars stay away on Friday day shifts, because it's usually packed.

...for roughly two out of every three refreshes.
Makes it a bit awkward to post.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:54,
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Makes it a bit awkward to post.


oh yeah:
if: ClassObject="mindpiss" post="no"
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:04,
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if: ClassObject="mindpiss" post="no"

nope, I still seem to be warm and breathing.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:56,
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*looks down as she breathes in*
*still looking down as she breathes out*
see - all in perfect working order.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:59,
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*still looking down as she breathes out*
see - all in perfect working order.

*blushes*
*peers down top to see how far blush extends*
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:09,
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*peers down top to see how far blush extends*

don't normally see you round this time o' day. Been lurking, or did you just pop in for a quick rrrrrrrraaawwwrrrr?
Edit/ tee hee, the attention of Bovine, a hubba hubba and a rrrraa(etc) all at once, what a lucky girl I am. :)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:19,
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Edit/ tee hee, the attention of Bovine, a hubba hubba and a rrrraa(etc) all at once, what a lucky girl I am. :)

Ahem...
On that note, it's hometime, see y'all in a bit
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:57,
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On that note, it's hometime, see y'all in a bit

...you would pass quality control for most male b3tans then.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:58,
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...I prefer warm, breathing and female.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:03,
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I just didn't want to assume upon your sexuality ;)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:08,
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is being a twunt this afternoon. i, for one, switched it off for a couple of hours because of all the SQL messages. seems better now, though.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:58,
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How?
I don't seem to be able to exit...
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:00,
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I don't seem to be able to exit...


edit....i'm from the north east myself...
edit ,edit....but not that far north...

are yee takin the piss oot of us geordies like?!
woooo
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:52,
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woooo
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sorry, this was better in my head, and probably should have stayed there!
I hasten to point out, I am not actually a dominatrix and a bull would not be taking over my job, or the job of anyone I know... seriously!

I played that last week, my sketch for the word "Feed" was quite simply the finest thing anyone's ever done
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what with the who?
Have been away for a while, what is isketch?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:50,
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Have been away for a while, what is isketch?

TJ #2
my new domain name is going to be either
a) luckybestwash
b) shibuya
c) awsomapower
d) ninjarobotpirate(s)
e) rokkaku
f) notsofastmojojojo
which one's best?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:51,
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my new domain name is going to be either
a) luckybestwash
b) shibuya
c) awsomapower
d) ninjarobotpirate(s)
e) rokkaku
f) notsofastmojojojo
which one's best?

You sure shibuya hasn't gone? That's a Tokyo shopping district. Get it and then sell it later for a huge profit! (or are you not talking about .com?)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:10,
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a bank manager before rugby went professional. And in his spare time he helped out with PE lessons at my friends school. And he taught my friend basketball.
*FACT*
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:27,
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*FACT*

not to rain on your woo yay houpla parade...
but it's FUBAR.
an acronym.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:47,
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but it's FUBAR.
an acronym.

if you frequently read software development documentation.
$foo = round($bar,5);
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:54,
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$foo = round($bar,5);

I don't speak geek. I'm only half, on my father's side.
Don't get chuffed, I'm merely joking with you
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:57,
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Don't get chuffed, I'm merely joking with you

Use of 'foo' and 'bar' as temporary variable names is a common programmer idiom, but 'FUBAR' (fvcked up beyond all recognition) is a Vietnam term (IIRC). I think the latter gave rise to the former though.
In the context of the original post, fubar would be more correct though.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:13,
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In the context of the original post, fubar would be more correct though.

See also www.b3ta.com/board/2355722

You all suspect each other, but its always the dog
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:39,
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(this one's favourite blend is Pea Roast...)

I myself prefer Newports. I gots ta have my mints.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:35,
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But I havent recovered enough from the nudey Krankie yet.
Will any of us ever be the same again ?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:40,
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Will any of us ever be the same again ?

that is so good i'm actually going to type a response rather than just letting autocomplete do it for me:
woo!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:30,
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woo!
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could only get unskilled work...

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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:31,
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groups.yahoo.com/group/b3ta/message/115
newsletter!!
have they "unofficially" gone fortnightly now?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:25,
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newsletter!!
have they "unofficially" gone fortnightly now?

doing their radio show (full of material supplied by us*) ;-)
[* as a lurker, this is the Royal us ;-) ]
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:29,
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[* as a lurker, this is the Royal us ;-) ]

I'm relaying b3ta radio through my server, so if anyone's having trouble connecting, try this:
www.cherrybombs.co.uk:8080/listen.pls
Edit: Port 8080 gets through a lot of firewalls, too! ;)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:36,
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www.cherrybombs.co.uk:8080/listen.pls
Edit: Port 8080 gets through a lot of firewalls, too! ;)

I have a new site up and running at www.image-store.net/ to host images for use on places like B3ta, eBay, and forums.
The first 30 days are free and then less than £1.50 a month after that. BARGAIN!!! :)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:23,
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The first 30 days are free and then less than £1.50 a month after that. BARGAIN!!! :)

which is entirely free.
or spent £2.50 a month and get proper webhosting with PHP and everything.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:24,
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or spent £2.50 a month and get proper webhosting with PHP and everything.

Please be aware that all files are removed after 3-4 days of being on the server.
Always useful for 10 day eBay auctions and front page B3ta posts.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:29,
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Always useful for 10 day eBay auctions and front page B3ta posts.

Where do i sign up my soon to be gimp bitch
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:27,
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Thats the plan, get you hooked and dependant and then BAM, hit you with the cost :D
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:30,
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I pay a fiver a month and get ssh access/cgi-bin/hand-relief/swallowed... beat that!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:47,
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bad was diabolically good, that and thriller are fantastic disco albums, off the wall, probably the greatest disco album of all time. Dangerous and History a bit ballady but damn good ballads. Invincible probably his weakest but still fantastic. And thats not counting his Jackson 5 and Jacksons stuff. The man is a musical god there is no doubt about that, he's just a little odd
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:55,
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and possibly less stupid he'd still be alive now.

Has anyone got the Resonance Radio thing working yet? Winamp just sits there, and Real Player can't find the file.
Mutter mutter.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:19,
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Mutter mutter.

Don't know what's going on, then. Is there an MP3 of the show available afterwards?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:21,
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Warning: Too many connections in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/init.php on line 53
Warning: MySQL Connection Failed: Too many connections in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/init.php on line 53
Warning: Supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/init.php on line 54
error connecting to database. opps
sheesh. They can't even spell 'oops'
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:22,
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Warning: MySQL Connection Failed: Too many connections in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/init.php on line 53
Warning: Supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /var/www/b3ta.com/core/init.php on line 54
error connecting to database. opps
sheesh. They can't even spell 'oops'

about 15 mins ago, would explain the sudden strain on the server
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:22,
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if that's any good to you.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:22,
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repost? Or is it simply that you have been b3tan?
Woo anyway!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:28,
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Woo anyway!

I'm a whore.
(haven't had chance to 'shop today)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:31,
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(haven't had chance to 'shop today)
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