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# just made this because i am very very very
bored and it amuses me...



cheque please!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:53, archived)
# is he
running for government?
i'd vote for him
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:55, archived)
# It's Sunshine Elephant!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:56, archived)
# Olderising:
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Very
impressive!

WOO
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:46, archived)
# ooooo
ur getting better :D
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant would™
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:47, archived)
# and that is scientific fact
theres no real evidence for it, but it IS scientific fact

[edit] so what did you think?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:53, archived)
# is that the person
from all saints?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:47, archived)
# That's very very good indeed!
Is there a tutorial on that somewhere?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Not that I know of.
I just made it up as I went along.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:48, archived)
# Then you are just clever!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Damn right I'm clever.
But lazy. Oh so lazy.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Yes
I'll write one...

1) Take a photo of your subject.
2) Wait 30 years.
3) Take another photo.
4) Post.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:49, archived)
# TUTORIAL HERE!
Step One - Take photograph of person.
Step Two - Wait....(about 40 years should do)
Step Three - Take photograph of person.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# FUCKING MINDPISSARAMA!
how odd...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:13, archived)
# why the long face? etc etc
is it me, or
a) does she look like miranda sawyer?
b) is miranda sawyer attractive?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:47, archived)
# a) unsure
b) yes
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:48, archived)
# darn like don't work!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:49, archived)
# nicely
done!
She should ask the photographer to put some Vaseline on the lens
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:49, archived)
# or on her face....
...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# One day
I will eat your brain and absorb your unholy skills. Until then, I will work on opening potatochop without my emac throwing a tantrum.

(Woo yay, in other words).
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Its Iggy Pop
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Jayzuz, that's splendid!
TJ - Can I just say the MC Pitman album (It Takes A Nation Of Tossers) is a darn good one; it has soooo reawoken my love of hiphop, which had waned somewhat over the last few years (except Pop Will Eat Itself, obviously). Buy it now, and make the miserable sod happy. D'you get mih?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:55, archived)
# macc ladds meets the streets
i quite enjoyed it, but i'm very easily pleased...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:58, archived)
# are y'wiv mih?
I'm not homophobic,
i Like the odyssey,
an the iliad,
dyou get tha?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:58, archived)
# maybe a one-trick (pit) pony
but it's a good trick while it lasts
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Witness the Pitness,
Pitman and Her, Twat Farm Revisited and Mam Sed in particular...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)
# What about zombiefying?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:57, archived)
# I'm not as good at that yet

But I'll learn how to when i have the time.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:59, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:12, archived)
# fab
Did you try the blue peter method of dipping her in cold tea then singeing her edges over a candle? Or is that just for treasure maps?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:03, archived)
# she looks like a girl i know
except the girl i know is prettier.

no honestly!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Morning
Go Svenno!



Edit:Possibly a little unsafe for work...

Edit: Possibly not...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:42, archived)
# oh god
no
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:42, archived)
# woo! i never knew the lad had it in him!
oh, my mistake, the lad obviously has it in her!

am i the only one who thinks that its slightly nsfw?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Apologies
I'll link it.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:44, archived)
# Umm, you misunderstand
I'm saying yes to him being the only one who thinks it's not-safe-for-work.

In other words, I think it's more than safe for work.

Yes
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Ta-daaa
All-righty.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:46, archived)
# Hmm
Do you think?
Angelina is covering her naughty bits...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Unless his knob is
on his left knee, then no, it is SFW.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:43, archived)
# she looks like
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:45, archived)
# poor girl
has she got the squits?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Looks like it
or has in fact blown off and followed through with Svenno.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:44, archived)
# sounds like a dubious japanese movie
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:48, archived)
# He deserves an award for that performance...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:45, archived)
# micheal douglas understands
he's an addict
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Also
I got that box from a site that sells boxes - it's 12" wide in real life - £695!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:48, archived)
# My pool table
didn't even cost that.
You loon
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:52, archived)
# No, no, no
I didn't buy it - that's how much they wanted for it.
I got the picture of the box from that site.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Morning all
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
bloody marvellous

25% plus health plan
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:36, archived)
# hahah
ahahahah!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:36, archived)
# Excellent
but her boobies are in strange positions. Is that part of her elaborate ruse?

Edit - is it animated? Then that explains it.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Morning Mr Sheep Sir,
Jiggly Norks - always a good way to start the morning.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:37, archived)
# woo! yay!
you said it, mate!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Wimmen using their wiley ways to get ahead in business..tut tut tut!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:37, archived)
# don't worry
she'll hit the glass ceiling soon enough
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:38, archived)
# Yes
They should know their place!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:39, archived)
# actually, i'm thinking about the glass ceiling
and norks

and soap

and she's washing the ceiling

*scuttles off*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:40, archived)
# Yes
I find they often mistake them for Skate.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:40, archived)
# Sick boy
shut up and make me a cuppa.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:40, archived)
# One lump...
..or two?

;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:45, archived)
# What?
With her boobies?


mmmmm..... boobies on cold glass...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:40, archived)
# one girl
in our office- wears trousers all year then day of her performance review, short skirt and fishnet stockings. Outrageous. But a good view.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:41, archived)
# My new boss
got the job buy wearing a very open top to the interview and flirting with the Directors.

But she won't have sex with me, bitch
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:42, archived)
# are their any vacancies at your office? ;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:44, archived)
# no
all the space is taken up by tissues.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Just enough
bounce to make it interesting.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:39, archived)
# An NSFW Woo for you.. :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Fwap fwap
fwap ooops.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha!
fab!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:43, archived)
# fap?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:52, archived)
# fwap?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)
# I am wanking
as I type this...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:21, archived)
# MMMmmm...
Norks...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:38, archived)
# Bounce it!
Bounce it hard!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:07, archived)
# My outrage overwhelms...
... my uncertainty over whether this is the stuff of b3ta.

www.chortle.co.uk/news/jan04/pc.html

Haven't the family suffered enough?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:31, archived)
# yeh, the sick fuck will probably be
joking about it at his next gig
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:32, archived)
#
fuck fuck cunt wank

i don't keep up with things around here, do i?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:32, archived)
# rob removed the filter
last night.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:34, archived)
# groovy, but the word
cranberry will have a different meaning for as long as i shall live
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:35, archived)
# the first reply he got when he said he switched it off
was 'oh watermelon'. he had to ask if they were joking or not.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:36, archived)
# changed yesterday
morning
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:34, archived)
# chortle
is a great word

snicker
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Poor people!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Thank god
for you few, who deem it unnecessary to dish out advice upon what is good taste or not.
Hello all, mediocre xmas, mediocre new year, cocking mediocre board today.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:35, archived)
# eh?
Was that a compliment or were you calling me gay?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:38, archived)
# Gay gay
gay
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:44, archived)
# bunch of flowers.
that'll solve things.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:34, archived)
# AAAAARGH! (Would you?)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:20, archived)
# 3-paper-bagger
and a sander.

then i might do.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:21, archived)
# 3-paper-badgers
and she'd be alright...if that makes sense
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:22, archived)
# I think I
have.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:21, archived)
# that would explain the look on her face...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:28, archived)
# i see.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Yes
Those lips coud make me a very happy middle-aged man!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:22, archived)
# i was thinking that too
except the middle aged bit
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:25, archived)
# That's a smashing bit of bordered...
...wallpaper you have in your profile!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:27, archived)
# and he's full of teenage angst and pathos
how endearing
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:29, archived)
# looks
like one of the Hansons
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:31, archived)
# The girl?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:32, archived)
# they're
all girls aren't they?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:34, archived)
# i hope so.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:35, archived)
# TJ
well, my new Cowboy bebop DVD's have arrive. see you all later

/coat
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:27, archived)
# Is that..
...gay porn?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:28, archived)
# manga
with large bosoms.

i'm assuming the bebop is the noise made by said bosom jiggling
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:28, archived)
# is that the bird off waterboy?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:29, archived)
# fairuza balk
is a very attractive young woman
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:31, archived)
# but is that the bird off waterboy?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:32, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:33, archived)
# no
no it isnae...
edit
its phottoshoppery-unless you mean is fairuza balk in which case refer to above.
more edit
i love fairuza balk
we will get married someday
more,more edit
She went out with David Thewliss
and i'm about as good looking as him.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:33, archived)
# cheersa
can i be a bridesmaid?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:35, archived)
# only monobrows
may attend,
so yes
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 11:01, archived)
# which one of you two
is telling porkies?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Ning
apologies for rubbishness
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:18, archived)
# the one being eaten
seems fairly content.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:20, archived)
# dead content
*badum*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:26, archived)
# A warm welcome in Iraq:
arse...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:10, archived)
# Arf!
what a huge f**king disappointment he turned out to be eh?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:12, archived)
# tut tut
and wheres his tie eh?!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Good point
Well made.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:19, archived)
# hehe
'ning everyone
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:16, archived)
# TJ!

THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!! THE DOMO!!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:16, archived)
# !!
yikes
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:17, archived)
# yeah - up yours tony
TJ: I already know ASP classic from a few years back, but I have a job doing ASP.NET that starts next Monday. Please can anyone suggest a good book to get me up to speed so that I can bluff it? Thanks.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:18, archived)
# the asp.net in 21 days book is pretty good.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:20, archived)
# thanks
I will get that or something similar. And a time machine.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:25, archived)
# the "21 days"
could be cut down into a week, they're not exactly full days anyhow.

i had to learn lotus notes from one, and it worked!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:32, archived)
# Ha!
He made a bit of a slip when talking to the troops, by saying 'distraction' instead of 'destruction'. The cunting cunt.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:20, archived)
# The bell is for me, not for you.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:10, archived)
# : )
thats really rather great
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:10, archived)
# Awwwww how sweet!
But you want us to come to Wales?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:10, archived)
# well, not you.
but people in general.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:13, archived)
# ill come to wales
if i can find somewhere to stay
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:14, archived)
# spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:16, archived)
# but Cardiff is so
southern, you're all posh down there. Wrexham is where it's at.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:33, archived)
# *sniff*
And there I was logging onto the trainline to book my ticket.....
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:18, archived)
# i don't like
the tone of your voice sonny.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:19, archived)
# I will try to be...
...more baritone in future!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:24, archived)
# looks like my old teacher
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:11, archived)
# your a fucking loon
and should probably be put down
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:13, archived)
# SSG or the teacher dog?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:14, archived)
# they keep me alive
using electricity.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:15, archived)
# i wonder how many times this has been done?

btw:its 5 am where i am. I didn't sleep. Doing fucking European History notes. God damnit! If you fuckers hadn't
had the industrial revolution, i would have slept last night...fuck
sorry, i'm just not feeling fluffy from getting 2 hours of sleep in the past two nights
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:02, archived)
# help

/heads screaming for hills

'NING!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)
# RUN TO THE HILLS
run for your liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifeeeeeeee
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# *headbangs*
*spills coffee*

fucknut
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:05, archived)
# *plays furious air guitar solo*
woo to pic, v. nicely done!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:05, archived)
# IRON MAIDEN!!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:05, archived)
# made in iron
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Finaly a new thread
and it's wooyay
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
;¬)

*NiNg*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# i liked weebls evil eyed snake
from the lord of the rings/badger thingy
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:05, archived)
# Jayzuz!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:09, archived)
# i personally think his original eyes were much more friendly...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:09, archived)
# ARRRGH!
Nicely done sir!

And woo to the industrial revolution!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:13, archived)
# I said 'mission to MARS'.....
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Badum
tish

Course, it's not so funny if you're a badger or a civet cat in China...
and I really like civets as well, they're mad
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)
# I like the way that only one person close to the animal is wearing protective gear

a little naive from the others i feel if they really are spreading sars
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# That's not fair.
Civets are cool, and they make great coffee

More

BTW...

And woo to pic too. I'd always wondered where The Fear's home planet was...



(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:06, archived)
# pssssssssst, you need to drop the <br />f from that link
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Oops!
/reddens
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:15, archived)
# book depository syndrome
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)
# now that's either the sars virus
or a mast cell



either way the pun is groan worthy
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:37, archived)
# a splice the main brace to the mast
avast ye landlubbers cell?*

*Causes YARRS
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:39, archived)
# *slap*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:43, archived)
# tee hee

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:44, archived)
# thas a bit girly innit?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:45, archived)
# oooh, you embarrass me, sir!

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:46, archived)
# and now you're a character from a jane austin novel?
how strange
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:48, archived)
# isnt jane austin a wrestler?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:49, archived)
# that would be stone cold
bob monkhouse.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
hell, immediately

*ahem*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:52, archived)
# he was just tryign to be a lady,
and do ladies things.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:49, archived)
# like fancy kilroy
and get excited by plates!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:52, archived)
# possibly.
if you're that kind of woman, i guess.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# no, I'm a lady
here are my ladies things
I AM A LADY...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Thankfully..
...the filename explained that!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Soapdistant - or whatever your name was
Welcome to b3ta!
It's best to hang around for a while and get to know how things work or the natives will get a bit antsy.
As a rule it's best not to start new threads without a picture you've made as there are a limited amount of threads. People work very hard on making their pictures and it's annoying if your work gets pushed off the board with someone saying "hello!"
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:45, archived)
# i concur and add that you may wish to read
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:46, archived)
# and this
The Bible *

* Then disregard most of what it has to say

Welcome SoapDistant...you'll never leave
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:48, archived)
# and well done for...
1) not "going troll" and being nasty when people took offence
2) deleting your threads once you realised the error of your ways.

Your next step? Graft a kitten's head onto a chicken and post it here!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:49, archived)
# aha!
hummus!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:50, archived)
# What a nice fluffy helpful response!
Woo to you madam.

And indeed, welcome SoapDistant. Don't be scared, just shop a kitten.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:47, archived)
# also
you may wish to cover yourself in jam before posting, i find it a lot more fun that way!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:48, archived)
# careful
you'll have DB in a feeding frenzy...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:50, archived)
# thats my (late) christmas present to her
the thought of me covered in jam while i type, hmmm
*pictures DB chundering at the thought*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:52, archived)
# *runs to toilet*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# come back i have more jam!
and a rotting badgers foot too!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:00, archived)
# oooooh, you smoothy...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)
# *drools*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Hurrah for fluffiness!
And good morning all!

:)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:49, archived)
# Then again, some of us
like myself, do very little work towards their pictures put crank outloads of them anyway.
Moral of this story is, i'm a lazy bastard.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:50, archived)
# ssshhhh
don't tell everyone, that was my plan as well...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:51, archived)
# How fluffy?
Nuts...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:51, archived)
# 5.6

(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:52, archived)
# 5.1
Higher if the one on the left was wearing mittens.

:)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:53, archived)
# much higher
if they were kittens
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:54, archived)
# you mean
if it was wearing kittens?

*gulp*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:59, archived)
# they'd be fluffier
at the bottom of the canal
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:55, archived)
# that wasn't very nice

*sobs*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:56, archived)
# nor are
dogs
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:41, archived)
# i assume
they're ready-cooked and wrapped in marzipan?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)
# THE FLUFFY!!!

THE FLUFFY!!!THE FLUFFY!!!THE FLUFFY!!!THE FLUFFY!!!THE FLUFFY!!!THE FLUFFY!!!THE FLUFFY!!!THE FLUFFY!!!THE FLUFFY!!!THE FLUFFY!!!THE FLUFFY!!!THE FLUFFY!!!THE FLUFFY!!

*EDIT* sorry for shitness
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:34, archived)
# wow!
i didn't realise if you inverted a penguin you get a badger
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:35, archived)
# i'm telling the RSPCA on you
morning all
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:43, archived)
# s'
ok.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:35, archived)
# now, that's just PURE EVIL

/hides

/woos from behind sofa
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:35, archived)
# he lives on my alarm clock.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:35, archived)
# thats funny
theres another twelve in my laboratory
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:37, archived)
# The munt!


THE MUNT! THE MUNT! THE MUNT! THE MUNT! THE MUNT! THE MUNT! THE MUNT! THE MUNT! THE MUNT! THE MUNT! THE MUNT! THE MUNT! THE MUNT! THE MUNT!

(Repost)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:49, archived)
# Ah what the hell
Here's another one...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:01, archived)
# what
have i started!!!!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:04, archived)
# UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!
*hides*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:03, archived)
# It would have been better
if the Beagle got there first
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:24, archived)
# yeh,
there would have been a wimpy.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Major Brain-Wee
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:26, archived)
# you just copied.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Yes
It's true, I want to be more like you.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:29, archived)
# thought as much.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:30, archived)
# did you actually think
"as much" ?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:31, archived)
# in order to type it,
yes.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:33, archived)
# you don't think
you just vommit verbally
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)
# true.
so i'll put you down as a "definite" for the bash then?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)
# if by definite you mean probable
then yes
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:33, archived)
# if by yes,
you mean definite, then

...things stop making much sense.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:34, archived)
# This is where we add the vodka
calm down dear it's a commercial
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)
# oh.
*collapses*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahahah
Yes, It would be a Winpy!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:26, archived)
# haha!
:)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:41, archived)
# Graphics Tablet
I hope you dont mind the thread waste.

I am after buying a graphics tablet (with light pen) for about £300. Can anyone recommend a good model and where I can buy it?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:10, archived)
# But....why not
THREADJACK?
It's much nicer.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:10, archived)
# the board is only doing about one post every half hour
at the mo, it hardly matters
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:12, archived)
# That's not so much the point
it encourages threadwasting in general, which could lead to annoying threadwastes at busier times...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:15, archived)
# ahhh tis true
i suppose
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:17, archived)
# this is a message board.
he posted a message.
the feind.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:20, archived)
# fascist
;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Bugger,
does it really show that much?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:27, archived)
# it's the big
"i am a fascist" tatoo on your forehead that gives it away
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:33, archived)
# It's the funny walk
that gives you away.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:33, archived)
# yeah, but blaming others for mistakes i'm tempted to commit
lets me feel safely supirior better
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:16, archived)
# pffft
i know the feeling
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:17, archived)
# have you been to sleep?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Commit
always cutting prices

*snip*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:27, archived)
# I still would....
Her and Anna Ryder Richardson in a threesome with a jar of lard.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)
# mmmm...
...hog fat lube
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:34, archived)
# MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*eyes go glassy*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:35, archived)
# You pushed paddington off the top spot for this???
Nuts...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:11, archived)
# :S
scary
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:11, archived)
# it says "the" in german a lot.
why?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:11, archived)
# I have a...
...teutonic stutter
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:14, archived)
# that makes me want
to kill myself
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:12, archived)
# It was my entry...
....for national suicide week. My job here is done.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:13, archived)
# doh
I thought that the image of PolPot was in fact Bernard Sumner from New Order.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:40, archived)
# paddington is on the front page
so i think we'lll cope.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:57, archived)
# you might be able to get one from aldi
for about 30...whoaaaah, sorry, didn't notice the extra zero there.
urm.
try harrods.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Buy a little Wacom one for about £50
and spend the rest down the pub.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Just to clarify
I believe that the remainder should be spent on us in the pub.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:18, archived)
# The
B3ta, model 666 is pretty good. It only costs your soul...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:11, archived)
# ill sell one to ya real cheap
you gotta dump the body though
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Since
this is an asky thread already...

Could anyone tell me how the hell you set up a waste of moneycomputer running Windoze XP on the infernaweb..?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:13, archived)
# Are you dumping the mac...
...and taking the road to hetrosexuality?
EDIT:
Follow these instructions:
www.sfsu.edu/~helpdesk/docs/nnb/winxp_dialup.htm
but use your isp's details.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:15, archived)
# My Spectrum 48k
is better than your Commodore 64
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:17, archived)
# Yeah?
well my dads bigger that your dad!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:18, archived)
# I am bigger than you all.
I'm made from titanium too.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# Mystery Bob
MAN ROBOT!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:30, archived)
# i have photos
proving otherwise.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# Sick!
(ning.)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:32, archived)
# i'm sorry,
but there isn't actually anything better than a commodore 64.
the only thing that even came close was the dragon, and that faded fairly quickly.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:18, archived)
# The BBC B
With Frak running on it is difficult to beat!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Nothing beats the C64.
NOTHING,
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:23, archived)
# seconded
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Dragon 32.
Superb.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:35, archived)
# i've got one in my attic.
i might burn it, to keep the c64 happy.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Nah
gotta sort out my dad's new laptop later. Considering I've never set up a Windoze machine on the web, let alone used XP before it's nice of him to expect me to do it.

Edit: Cheers mate - hoped there'd be some kind of thing like that around. Looks easy enough, but I wonder what the chances are he'll know the ISP name and phone number..?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# It should
be a piece of piss really.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Yeah,
The internet connection wizard usually does it.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:21, archived)
# You should be ok with XP...
...it is telly-tubby windows for the hard of thinking and Mac users.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:21, archived)
# chuck another
85quid on there and get yourself an A4 Wacom from www.dabs.com
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:16, archived)
# or get one from ebay
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:25, archived)
# THIEVES
Dirty Thieving eBayers :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:26, archived)
# if you
don't mind buying other peoples rubbish. It'd be like getting a dog from a pound
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Excellent..
ta very much :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:33, archived)
# Kate Moss
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:23, archived)
# TJ! of a TW!
lookie lookie! they named a town after meeee!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:30, archived)
# doesn't that sign
say Emo when your name is 3mo Kid?

Not really "after you", so much as using 2 letters from your name.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:33, archived)
# well
when you consider that the 3 of 3mo is supposed to be a reversed E, it makes full sense
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:36, archived)
# you silly
l33t h4x0r.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:39, archived)
# j00 4r3 4ll 6AY!
ROLFMAYO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!1111111 one one one exclaimation mark
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:46, archived)
# They named this
town after me, if you change a few letters.
makeashorterlink.com/?H209328F6
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:44, archived)
# chumpington manbear.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:41, archived)
# dear lord that's beyond evil
incidentally janet badger is rich and doesn't know it ucbswww.bank-banque-canada.ca/scripts/detail_english.asp?claim=20005368723.htm
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:42, archived)
# blimey. they put that kind of thing on the net?
mind you, $26,000 canadian dollars is fuck all.

edit: but i'd still have it of course. actually come to think of it i had an old spinster aunt called something like that....
what's that number again?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:45, archived)
# some of these
have full postal adresses... presumably out of date
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:49, archived)
# bah!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# damnations
that would've mad finding the nazi gold so much easier
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# MY FACE
MY BEAUTIFUL FACE.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:03, archived)
# well stop trying
to bathe in botox.... it's not the secret of eternal life
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:05, archived)
# i once had a dream
that a man got pumped full of botox.
he just kind of melted.
I have fun dreams.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:06, archived)
# like the one the other day
when i was jo brand supporting eddie izzard in a stand up gig, and i threatened to do a stage dive.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:07, archived)
# or the one where i was playing cricket against
prince charles, at lords.
all my dreams are in great detail, rather vivid.
I should write them down.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:08, archived)
# i once had one where dolf lundgren
chased me in a combine harvester
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:09, archived)
# as a kid, i had recurring nightmares
about giant vegetables chasing me around school.
it was scary at the time.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:10, archived)
# what variety of vegetable?
i'd run from artichokes
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:12, archived)
# i was only about 4 at the time,
so basic stuff, carrots and brocolli, you know, the usual suspects.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:14, archived)
# I had one as a kid
of a large Cat dressed as a Cavelier horseman, he chased me down and slit my throat. I remember feeling the sensation of breathing through a painful bloodied hole in my neck...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:13, archived)
# i went through a fortnight of dreams
involving each member of my family dying, and the subsequences.
it ended with a dream in which i was shot.
that was very odd.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:17, archived)
# I think we'd both
better start taking our pills again...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# hehe.
i was actually putting a pill in my mouth as i read that.
hurrah!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:21, archived)
# If
you think £11k is fuck all, please can I have your job and/or a permanent loan..?

Woo to the pic though.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:53, archived)
# is it that much?
i must be getting my exchange rates mixed up.

wahey for janet badger! i wonder if she's married...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:55, archived)
# It is
according to XE.com and they usually seem to get it right...

Hands off Janet though, I saw her 45th!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:00, archived)
# i believe if any b3tan is to wed her
i had first dibs
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:03, archived)
# seeing as i found the website,
technically, she's mine.
however, i'm willing to let you have this one, i'm up to here with women propositioning me.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:04, archived)
# Chances are,
she's dead.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:05, archived)
# your point being?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:06, archived)
# You'll need a spade
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:06, archived)
# Pah, that is pocket change that is.
I find more than that down the back of my sofa*

* may be a lie
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:56, archived)
# What a great start to the day!

Ning!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:42, archived)
# w00t
that is fantastic
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:43, archived)
# awww
i like that
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:44, archived)
# Is there
something going on with you two crazy kids?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# They got married at the weekend
but it was annulled two days later.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:03, archived)
# It happens
to us all.
Remember that time we got married...
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:05, archived)
# I'm not falling for that again
you're just after half of my house.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:06, archived)
# True,
I only want you for your loft space.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:07, archived)
# Hmmm... loft space.
There's a euphamism in there somewhere, I'm sure of it.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:08, archived)
# What a thing
to say, as if I use euphamismsisms.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:15, archived)
# yeah
there is somthing going on ;)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:07, archived)
# Will I
need to buy a new wedding hat?
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:14, archived)
# Woo to the two of you
then :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:14, archived)
# I love it when
B3tans get together.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Any time you want to stay here
you are more than welcome.

*wink*
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# You
filthy swine.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:21, archived)
# so do I
:)

I better get going now.
Bye everyone!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Yay!
Bye bye.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:23, archived)
# and it's a beautiful thing

:)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:33, archived)
# haha !
fantastic :)
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:45, archived)
# That is quite WOO, and yet I feel the urge to

KILL IT!!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:52, archived)
# That is really quite scary
but very woo none the less
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:54, archived)
# How splendid.
Marmalade sandwiches all round!!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# Very woo
Watermelon babies

he he

click me!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:02, archived)
# That's smashing!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:04, archived)
# Jeesus!
.
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 10:56, archived)
# feck!
Chump!

in a hat.

wooooooo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 20:14, archived)
# that is quite possibly the best thing
i have seen all year.
Woo!
(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:02, archived)

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