Don't you just hate it when that happens
edit: woohoo!! My very first frontpage!! thank you all kindly!!
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edit: woohoo!! My very first frontpage!! thank you all kindly!!
sweet!
Where did you get the cool explosion {not that I would 'borrow' it or 'owt}
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:45,
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On some special effects website
meh... cant remember the url :(
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:46,
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Have a look around
www.artbeats.com . they have free previews, and they're perfect for this sort of tinyness.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:46,
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hahah
ace! cant help but make little explosion noises to accompany that too!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:45,
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how do you convert video to gif?
I have had some real issues doing it..
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:49,
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in an attempt to liven up gymnastics
landmines were added to the boingy-boingy mat(if i knew how to make a little 'TM' appear, it would be here)
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:03,
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And contestants reached unbelievable heights
and a record-amount of stitches.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:13,
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Um..
I hate to be a sport spoiler, but I've seen that before...
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 23:06,
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Nope, ignore me
but I have seen these:
www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/burn.gif
www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/gymnast1.gif
which are very smiliar
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 23:10,
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www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/burn.gif
www.mrandmrswheatley.co.uk/gymnast1.gif
which are very smiliar
Crikey
You're right! Tbh i think those are better cuz they have a 'thwomp'-movement. Ah well.
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Thu 11 Mar 2004, 11:23,
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Antelopes from history Pt.23
Yes, I know it's not very good and probably no-one will get it without looking at the filename but I'm posting it anyway.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:37,
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Yes, I know it's not very good and probably no-one will get it without looking at the filename but I'm posting it anyway.
vlad the impala!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! woo!
edit: didn't look!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:39,
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edit: didn't look!
hahaha
i've a mate who's known as vlad the impala (honest). looks just like him
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:41,
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is that an Impala?
I didn't have to look at the filename either, but that's 'cos I don't get out enough.
WOO!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:41,
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WOO!
most woosome indeed...............here's an interesting thing
a dyson vacuum cleaner sucks hard enough to lift the brass plug out of my bath
100% of fact
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:42,
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100% of fact
honest doctor
I was just lifting the brass plug with my dyson whilst naked and I accidentally fell and ...
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:44,
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sadly it's not that sordid
fitted a new shower and had to remove some tiling, seemed easier to vacuum the bits out of the bath than pick them up
edit/ besides the nozzle aint wide enough
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:46,
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edit/ besides the nozzle aint wide enough
that film should be renamed
'for the love of christ...'
in my opinion
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:40,
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in my opinion
i've been making a film
on monkeynauts
here's a gravity defying clip
watch closely and be patient
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:33,
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here's a gravity defying clip
watch closely and be patient
Didn't ridiculing Hitler
Go out of fashion a while ago?
Crap joke - Vera Lynn was invited to sing at a dinner in Japan. "Oh no", she said, "Not...
Whale meet again,..."
Sorry. I should probably delete that actually.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:38,
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Crap joke - Vera Lynn was invited to sing at a dinner in Japan. "Oh no", she said, "Not...
Whale meet again,..."
Sorry. I should probably delete that actually.
It's probably a retro thing.
Part of the whole "wasn't it great when we were all half starved and they were dropping bombs on us" school of comedy.
Hang on, that's a quote from a forty year old recording of "Round The Horne". Bugger.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:43,
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Hang on, that's a quote from a forty year old recording of "Round The Horne". Bugger.
*groan*
Sunshine, you still around this am? There was a message for you earlier or summat :P
www.b3ta.com/board/2856356
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:32,
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www.b3ta.com/board/2856356
hahaha
looks like a new breed..
i once read about frogs getting hermaphrodite by drinking water with aspirin in it
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:33,
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i once read about frogs getting hermaphrodite by drinking water with aspirin in it
ah but it was only me
that stared at it til i convinced myself i could see his winky
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Nice!
i am being reminded of "Freddy Hardest" for some reason. Anyone else remember him?
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:31,
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maybe you could give him a burberry makeover
to sneak up on unsuspecting chavs?
or not
Nice pic WOO
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:32,
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or not
Nice pic WOO
AB, C D Goldfish?
M N O Goldfish
S A R, C D B D I's.
(at least that's the way I remember it)
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:03,
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S A R, C D B D I's.
(at least that's the way I remember it)
woo
(wish I had my crayons ... I'd give him a big pink jessy's shirt)
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:38,
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i am listenign to
town called malice and he is dancing better than any man to it
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:28,
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threadjack
How can anyone be THIS stupid?
www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/09/million.dollar.bill.ap/index.html
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:36,
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www.cnn.com/2004/US/South/03/09/million.dollar.bill.ap/index.html
Day 12: Hercule fought the law, and the law won!
He's been arrested for hummus-counterfieting. Without Steve to look after him, the police have taken advantage of his simple nature and tricked him into signing a full confession, even though the poor fellow can't read.
Previous episodes in profile - clicky!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:22,
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He's been arrested for hummus-counterfieting. Without Steve to look after him, the police have taken advantage of his simple nature and tricked him into signing a full confession, even though the poor fellow can't read.
Previous episodes in profile - clicky!
WOO
*jumps up and down then hugs VMOS*
Poor hercule..
Woo
I missed the last few.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:25,
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Poor hercule..
Woo
I missed the last few.
Starsky And Hutch
Apparently the acting is quite wooden in the new movie
*Gets coat and leaves*
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:22,
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*Gets coat and leaves*
Groan
No need to leave... just lurk until you think of something else.
The punnage is bad but I've seen worse
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:23,
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The punnage is bad but I've seen worse
Lurked for a long time
Trying not to lurk any more but I seem to be bereft of inspiration today, took me all morning to think of that.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:26,
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please
dont leave without explaining what yo have shopped frot he slow brained amongst us
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:23,
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look at the picture of owen wilson
the mashed potato nose is missing
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:25,
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Lego movie
Take a look at what we've made. It's a trailer for a legoman movie under production ('Attack of the Clichés'). It's 7mb, but the server is quite fast.
Clicky!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:16,
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Clicky!
nice! newsletter worthy!
for the record:
"Which is correct as the plural of LEGO: 'Lego' or 'Legos'? Neither, actually. The word 'LEGO', when used as a noun, should only refer to the company that makes the product. Otherwise 'LEGO' is supposed to be used as an adjective. Thus, when referring to the pieces, neither 'lego' nor 'legos' is correct... rather one should say: 'LEGO bricks' or 'LEGO pieces' or whatever (using LEGO as an adjective -- and one should really capitalize all of the letters, and put the little 'circle-R' symbol after it (®)). This is all a matter of protecting the trademark of 'LEGO' for the company (using it otherwise degenerates the strength of the trademark). This is not to say that I use the word correctly 100% of the time... but that's the answer to the question (it's always fun/painful to read the near-flame-wars that start at slashdot.org over this topic... and generally, both sides are wrong)"
quoted from www.ericharshbarger.org/lego/faq.html
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:19,
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"Which is correct as the plural of LEGO: 'Lego' or 'Legos'? Neither, actually. The word 'LEGO', when used as a noun, should only refer to the company that makes the product. Otherwise 'LEGO' is supposed to be used as an adjective. Thus, when referring to the pieces, neither 'lego' nor 'legos' is correct... rather one should say: 'LEGO bricks' or 'LEGO pieces' or whatever (using LEGO as an adjective -- and one should really capitalize all of the letters, and put the little 'circle-R' symbol after it (®)). This is all a matter of protecting the trademark of 'LEGO' for the company (using it otherwise degenerates the strength of the trademark). This is not to say that I use the word correctly 100% of the time... but that's the answer to the question (it's always fun/painful to read the near-flame-wars that start at slashdot.org over this topic... and generally, both sides are wrong)"
quoted from www.ericharshbarger.org/lego/faq.html
thats what i meant to say
to bob robinson but couldnt be bothered typing it.
(honest)
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:29,
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to bob robinson but couldnt be bothered typing it.
(honest)
I couldnt be arsed copy/pasting it
i just like winding yanks up.
i wonder if theres any full time jobs doing it.......
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:33,
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i just like winding yanks up.
i wonder if theres any full time jobs doing it.......
any job in the EU
gives you free reign on pissing the yanks off :)
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:37,
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cool,
i might apply for the primeministers job.
i reckon i could piss old georgie boy off a little bit
probably a bad idea given georges dodgy trigger finger
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:39,
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i reckon i could piss old georgie boy off a little bit
probably a bad idea given georges dodgy trigger finger
that's
quite magnificent
woo!
I love the seamless integration of cgi and Fray Bentos pie tin spaceships!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:24,
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woo!
I love the seamless integration of cgi and Fray Bentos pie tin spaceships!
good heavens
that's amazing.
My favorite part is the spinning pie plate UFOs
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:27,
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My favorite part is the spinning pie plate UFOs
It's actually done with
Pinnacle Hollywood FX, but that uses Studio Max objects.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:34,
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had to watch without sound, as I'm pretending to work
but even so, ver nice, particularly like the lightsabres
WOO!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:39,
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WOO!
On the subject of brutal prison regimes..
I saw the entire police Guantanamo welcoming committee drive past whilst waiting for a bus last night! Armed police, 4x4's, armoured vans, helicopters, the works!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:44,
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The infidels would pay...but only after George had practiced...
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:13,
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Good on you George
It's nice to see terrorists wanting to be the best they can be.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:15,
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tJ
woo to george
when people ordered their t shirts did you get an email saying they had sent it to aswell as the fact they had processed it as i am geting really impatient
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:15,
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woo to george
when people ordered their t shirts did you get an email saying they had sent it to aswell as the fact they had processed it as i am geting really impatient
yep
got an email saying mine had been posted and it arrived the next day (only took 2 days from ordering to receiving)
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:18,
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god damn it
i want my tshirt and they are being very slow about it.
5 days!!!!! 5 days!!!!!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:19,
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5 days!!!!! 5 days!!!!!
mine took two days
i was shocked at how many e-mails i got off toughshed telling me where my shirt was.
i was quite worried when they sent me one saying it had run off with a crack whore from golders green.....
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:36,
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i was quite worried when they sent me one saying it had run off with a crack whore from golders green.....
It's a scam you know.
There are no t-shirts*
* possibly not true
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:18,
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* possibly not true
DEAR SUR
I AM SON OF KING ROB ROBROB WHO UNFORTUNBITLY PASS AWAY AFTER THE REVALOTION. WHEN HE DIE MANY T-SHIRT WERE PUT IN SAFETY DEPOSIT HERE AT THE BANK OF NIGERIA. PLEASE TO RELEASE T-SHIRTS YOU MUST SEND YOU BANK DETAILS TO THIS ADDRESS:
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:21,
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love it
and well done posting it as a link cos of size (assuming of course you meant to)
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:10,
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Woo Yay and Spinning Rodent Houpla :)
But isn't that a rat....
/pedant
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11,
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/pedant
Yeah, well, maybe...........
{Goes off to look at a book on rodents}
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:13,
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
If only all new people were like you
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:13,
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woo and yay
and because the board needs to see it, I've got it down to 190k:
/edit: never mind, you've done a better job of it yourself.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:19,
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/edit: never mind, you've done a better job of it yourself.
Thankyou anyway...
It is nice to see that you are all so nice and helpful unlike those on some other forums... this is only posted on the ukdragon upload thingy though...
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:28,
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Most chucklesome
and quite fluffy in a cat and rat sort of way.
Have a woo.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:26,
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Have a woo.
Oh my,
that's great. And perfectly posted too. A huge woo and a massive welcome to you.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:43,
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I haven't seen DrPhil here for ages. So I made a dancing cat to entice her back.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08,
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Awww.
Not gonna work, though, she's in college at the moment, no web access.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09,
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Ah, I'm only here on the day shift, so never see her dancing cats.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:15,
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pretty gay
but i made this for my band's webpage until we get the new one up. thats be dancing away.
www.geocities.com/pwenlymompa
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07,
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www.geocities.com/pwenlymompa
sons of bitches!!!
i can't find anywhere decent to store my shit. the faq didn't help me either. am retarded.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11,
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1asphost.com
do free sites with lots of space.
ads are put on your pages but they're nowhere as bad as yahoo
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:12,
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ads are put on your pages but they're nowhere as bad as yahoo
Yay, Hurray for fighting legos
big gif
Mod edit: that's a bit big, try to keep it under 200k please!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07,
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Mod edit: that's a bit big, try to keep it under 200k please!
and stop reffering to it as legos
it does not have a plural form and thefore
should be refered to as lego, no matter the quantity
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:09,
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it does not have a plural form and thefore
should be refered to as lego, no matter the quantity
How...
...is it not plural, i have two lego ppl and a lego board and a lego wall, each lego is a different direct object, therfore, legos
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:11,
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i have one sheep.
i have 5 sheep.
shedloads of sheep.
this is a piece of lego.
that is lego
those are lego
them am pwitty.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:13,
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shedloads of sheep.
this is a piece of lego.
that is lego
those are lego
them am pwitty.
Okay,
I gotta go to school now and i'll check with my english teach if it makes you happy
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:17,
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its
not even an english word, so checking with and english teacher won't help. its danish, so check with your local danish teacher if you really thing it should be pluralised.
Not to mention its a brand name.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:21,
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Not to mention its a brand name.
good point well made
i've not seen any danish teachers around for a while though.
i think they were all killed in the great LEGO wars OF '86.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:24,
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i think they were all killed in the great LEGO wars OF '86.
Trust us on this one
lego is like sheep, there is not a plural version of it.
i.e. i have made a wall of lego
not
i have made a wall of legos
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14,
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i.e. i have made a wall of lego
not
i have made a wall of legos
Can
someone just woo me please, or gimme a little, non-gramatical, constructive critisism?!?
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:12,
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800Kb is huge.
try cutting some frames out, reducing gif colours, increase the file loss a bit.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:14,
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tis yay artistically
gramatically i will be anal though and not woo it
sorry
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:15,
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gramatically i will be anal though and not woo it
sorry
from the latin for fiddly little bricks
lego
legas
legat
legamus
leganus
legant
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:16,
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legas
legat
legamus
leganus
legant
no
but wasnt he the fifth beatle, or the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
i always get those 2 mixed up
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:17,
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i always get those 2 mixed up
Hmmm
usually I laugh at spackers, but he's not a spacker.
I think I've been mildly offended :(
Is this growing up?
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:06,
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I think I've been mildly offended :(
Is this growing up?
liked dog's story
bout the friends, ya know the one where the guy's in hospital with no legs and can't see
bit dark mind
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:17,
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bit dark mind
When will people realise
that Prof. Hawkins is not in any way a spastic? He's a genius, goddamnit!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:07,
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when will people realise
that having cerebral palsy does not in any way prevent somebody from being a genius,
goddamnit!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:08,
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goddamnit!
When will people realise
its
HAWKING !
(My surname is Hawkins and I get almighty FUCKED OFF with twats talking like shite e-mail reading software at me !)
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:17,
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HAWKING !
(My surname is Hawkins and I get almighty FUCKED OFF with twats talking like shite e-mail reading software at me !)
Dunno yet
he's got one for lunch. Itried one though and they're most yummy :)
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 12:10,
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I didn't start it!
And I never even asked anyone on here about scotch eggs!
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