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# I'm so very sorry

/stops listening to less than jake
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# hahahahahah
brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# ha ha ha
thats brilliant
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# That am woo.
I had Less Than Jake's Greased album on early, purely because it annoys my co-workers.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# hahahaha
woo to the extreme!

"i think it's strange, that there's a way..."
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Aaaargh!
The puns!!! The puns!!! The puns!!!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# mindpiss
Outrage Family Anim



woo to yours
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# woo to yours too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# heh
classy
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Woo
and *groan*.

you try doing them both together. It's bloody hard.......
(Mumm-ra, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:23, archived)
# and of course...
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 21 May 2004, 10:46, archived)
# just call me cheese
woo to the pic

EDIT ooops that was nofx sorry
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# no you were right
don't call me rich, don't call me george, just call me cheeze that's what i am
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:11, archived)
# absomagically fucking superlutely
that's like two of my favouritist things tings in a bag!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# *dies laughing*
Say hello to my brass fren'!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:18, archived)
# HA HA
That's excellent. Wonderful stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:21, archived)
# fantastic!!!
i really thought ska would be the next big thing. pity it hasn't caught on really big
(b3rl1n, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:30, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:13, archived)
# nooooooo
never stop listening to less than jake!
/going to see them next thursday
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:50, archived)
# going
to see them for the second time a week tomorrow, this time in brixton, woo!!
(walestricky, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:09, archived)
# i'm goin
to Wulveramptun to see em.
I'm travellin from stoke on trent (duck)
soo... from one shithole to another.
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Fri 21 May 2004, 0:31, archived)
# I'll see you there!
woo to the pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 21 May 2004, 7:59, archived)
# Less Than Jake is still around?
I was on a compilation with them in '95 or so... made a whopping $126 off royalties...
always gotta steer the conversation to myself

And Woo, Yay, Hoopla, and whatever else kids say these days!
(joe stoner dot com, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:10, archived)
# That
is so bad\utterly brilliant, I actually applauded in real life about it. Hats off to you sir, that am woo!
(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:31, archived)
# afternoon everyone! = )


ps. i'm low on hummous...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# erm,
you're meant to alter the etc.
(spoonfeedme, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# that is actually the worst picture i have ever seen
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# this one's fuckin great though


[/sarcasm off]
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:13, archived)
# wow!
mindpissage! =D
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:14, archived)
# That was his best comeback EVAH?
I don't even remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:15, archived)
# i was only joking
:'(
look at all the trouble i've caused
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:16, archived)
# we don't do humour here
this is a humour free zone. we're all serious. deadly serious. anyone who smiles will be shot.

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:18, archived)
# sorry
but i think if that picture in your profile is the best you can do then you can go fuck yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:14, archived)
# mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:15, archived)
# heh
it was obviously a joke
i'm the fluffiest person in the world
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:15, archived)
# bored horses...





(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# I say
it should have stopped in that nice hotel for a spot of lunch or was that edited out? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# well, he had an hour to get a tattoo
so there was bound to be some spare time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# heh
i loves that
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha

etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# stop repeating yourself
stop repeating yourself
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Titter!
Woo to the pic! How much did the horse have done? They have a rather large appendage which could be quite painful to have tattooed...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# or


(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Haha!
Subversive...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# ha!
a day in the life of your average horse
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# that might actually
be true
*checks zoology textbook*
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:11, archived)
# bootyful!
I love it :D
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
(:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:16, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:24, archived)
# man
that is absolutely class.

and explains zebras.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:29, archived)
# For absolutely no reason
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Lovely lip synching!
Mucho woo yay hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Mr Benn in the morning..
Very woo
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Any response
from Whiskas yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# who needs a reason
*wonders over to coffee dock for a nice cup of hot tea

wooo
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# You have a coffee duck?
I want a coffee duck, it sounds superb...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:09, archived)
#
*quack*
*slurp*
*quack*
*slurp*
*quack*
*slurp*

mmmm, very duck-ey.....

/hides head in shame
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:12, archived)
# ooo
go on then ... while you're offering

(and woo to the anim - obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# nothing beats it,
a nice refreshing cup of tea, hmmmmmm, nice, biscuits are an added bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# ahh neville, your images are top quality as always.

On a happy note, it appears i've been suspended from school for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# you dastard
you have my thirsty in my mouth
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# noo... he says
"banofee bowels i'm ollie tap"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# I like destroying famous landmarks
I can see why terrorists are so fond of it. Shame you can't make a career out of being a suicide bomber
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:02, archived)
# i think that is very very good
up the wazoo
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:04, archived)
# It would have looked better with a giant kitten.
-
(Conrad Poohs has been experimenting with genetic engineering, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:08, archived)
# watch
www.stonefox.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/sf/newquay2004.wmv
(thestonefox, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:55, archived)
# I would if I had broadband :(
Rude but necessary TJ: furry! Check your e-mail!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:59, archived)
# how rude
tjtj: i'm typing on the worst keyboard in the world

it takes a force of over 150,000,000,000,009 Newtons to press the backspace key

help
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Hoke the backspace key out
and see if there's anything obstucting it.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:03, archived)
# *is discovered*
damn you, it was all warm under there....

ah well, back to work then....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:04, archived)
# cheers
but i already know the answer is no

all the other keys are pretty bad - the backspace is just the worst
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Rudeness indeed...
TJ,TJ,TJ:
Would this be considered G.C.

plum.flirble.org/~owen/DariusCock.jpg

Obv. not literally.

** NSFW **
(bob n bev, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:04, archived)
# FTL
That girl has stripy trousers on

*washes eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# ewww
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# *hands over this hammer
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:04, archived)
# tjtjtjtj:
I checked the dictionary of doom, for an entry; hatstand
It, however was not listed, please explain, i'm thinking it may be a derrivative of outstanding?
(ad, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Nope it means
random/crazy/mental.

Crikey, that picture of a donkey with a hat sipping tea on a dual carriageway while watching time team is hatstand.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# It means
random or bonkers, which often happens to be outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# ta
chaps/chapesses, i have added it to the 4rthur dictionary, but I have borked my entry :o(
(ad, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Oh good god!
Jackass and Sanchez have so much to answer for.

thought i might have been a bit hasty afetr posting this having watched just 3 minutes, I WASN'T!
I hope i don't need that time back in the future or I'll come to you to get it back.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Seconded
And can I have 3 minutes of my life back. What a pile of poo
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Someone is going to be getting...
...a nasty email from their ISP about excessive bandwidth usage alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Tis Blueyonder,
no limits*


*May not be acurate of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Newquay...
Used to be such a lovely village... Shame it just seems to be full of cocks these days...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Oh Noes!!!
Not Mummy!!!

(caparzo21 If life gives you demons, make demonade, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Goodness
Someones going to have to clear that mess up.

Who are they?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Olsen Twins
AKA Jail Bait
(Fwap Attack, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Still?
Thought they were legal now?
(Cheeseywotsits Whats got an American girlfriend, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:59, archived)
# really????
/resumes fwapping
(Fwap Attack, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:59, archived)
# OOOPPPSS!
Cease fwapping! According to the countdown to legality you're going to have to wait another 23 days.
(Cheeseywotsits Whats got an American girlfriend, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:02, archived)
# ceased
/continues under covers
(Fwap Attack, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:03, archived)
# 'Noon all !
www.daleford.com/twins.php
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 20 May 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Thats in the states.
They're already legal here, but tbh they *LOOK* to young to bother with, legal or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Need to grow tits...
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:04, archived)
# with the money they have
they should just buy some really - to tight for their own good
/coat
(Fwap Attack, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Never too tight...


/coat
/bus
/jail
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
# never too young
oooh autocomplete has a lot to answer for..



but then so do I as I agree with it...

/old perv
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
#


Is that a chainsaw I can see?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:58, archived)
# edvard munch
you vierdo you
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Yeah,
Tis a chainsaw, should've been bigger probably, but I had to fit it in their tiny hands...
(caparzo21 If life gives you demons, make demonade, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:12, archived)
# KILL THEM!
Then chop them up. Then stomp on their remains and set fire to them.

It's the least they deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:21, archived)
# quality violence
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Woo.
The one on the right has a mouth like a sex doll. Not that I know a lot about them or owt.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Christ, yeah...I could fit the veg in as well
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:05, archived)
# why don't I believe you
*runs for cover*
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:06, archived)
#
*washed mum-t-b-I down with warm sponge and a nice lavender soap*

*with eyes closed to protect modesty*



*and boxing gloves on*


*and a hard hat for some reason*
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# meh?
(wordy, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:54, archived)
# I'll forgive you the typing error
in exchange for reminding me about one of the oddest bits of my youth.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Repost cus I really shouldn't post at 3 in the morning, sorry.
(Cheeseywotsits Whats got an American girlfriend, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Lovely fella.
Anyone else see pink above and below this post?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Yup.
Afraid so.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah.
Just Stopped Ignoring and it really wasn't worth it. Keep it pink.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:57, archived)
# No I just ignore them
without pressing the button. If he starts posting donkey porn then I'll click the button.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:59, archived)
# up the chocky
(wordy, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:48, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:49, archived)
# chocky!!!
WOO ... have one...

(Halfcircle, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:50, archived)
# speaking of which,
i'm off to make a cuppa.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:50, archived)
# bt3a?
Wassat then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:51, archived)
# A new service
from British Telecom, like 3G only not.*





*utter tripe.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:55, archived)
# eyes met across the crowded room
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:46, archived)
# nice
i would
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:47, archived)
# she needs a beating
untalented rubbish woman..............

if only she had a different head she'd be attractive
(Ush, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Man I'm getting old!
Who is that? my memory is going!
(Cheeseywotsits Whats got an American girlfriend, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Jennifer Ellison
Formerly jailbait off Brookside, now know for being a z-list slapper. Boyfriend apparently has a number of 'unconventional' business interests.

/popbitch
(michael_k_vegfruit, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Ah k
Glad I don't watch telly really if thats what they hoik on it these days.
(Cheeseywotsits Whats got an American girlfriend, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Jennifer something, used to be in Brookside I think
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:58, archived)
# makes her look like that weird woman
who's had all that plastic surgery and now looks like and alien.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:53, archived)
# You'll have to be more specific.
I've seen too many freaky stretchy post-ops.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Hello, darlink
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:57, archived)
# I know her
Bride of Wildenstien I think
(CerberusDog woof, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Spinney
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:45, archived)
# that am pretty
what do you command me to do master??!!??
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:46, archived)
# STROKE MY BEARD!!!
woo to mesmerising spinny pictu....

*mesmerised*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:47, archived)
# my beard has just about grown back

after i lopped it off last week
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:48, archived)
# i attempted to grow a beard recently
and discovered i suffer from face alopecia in small unsymetrical regions of my chin :(
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha

not me, i tend to be goatiefied all year round, it just annoyed me last week and i chopped it off
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:51, archived)
# ugh
I read that as goatse-fied... no wonder you chopped it off.

I remember face fuzz, hated the whole blinking itchy affair
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:00, archived)
# but i was stroking it all last night
ok

*stokes summats beard
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:49, archived)
# nooo!
don't stoke it!


*tries to put out blaze*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:49, archived)
# ooops
you going to the stoning today?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:51, archived)
# what stoning?
eh? what?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:52, archived)
# life of brian
fake beard reference
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:55, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*slow*

he left us.... a shoe!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:56, archived)
# he was
truly, i remember. i was there.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:50, archived)
# it was a beard stroking orgy, of epic proportions



i'm still a bit moist even now....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:51, archived)
# eeeeewwwwwww
you dirty old man.

ok i am really leaving now
bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:52, archived)
# bye :)




sorry
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:53, archived)
# byeeeee
lady pony
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:55, archived)
# go forth and make more spinney things
GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:49, archived)
# for some reason
that looks burbery to me ??!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:46, archived)
# *spazzes out*
(Ush, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Either my browser or my brain has crashed
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:46, archived)
# gah!
mesmerizing!

well my dears, i must go write an essay on hamlet. wish me luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:47, archived)
# I didn't mean it to have that effect!
honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:47, archived)
# its finished
now with spangle dangle music

www.apsq07.dsl.pipex.com/web/animations/flea.htm
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:43, archived)
# awww, how nice :)
these days are oursss...oh happy days
(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:47, archived)
# That is woo
Yay
and hopla (Sic)

can I just repost my kenny loggins flash movie please?

magnumkp.com/b3ta/wonder.html Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:47, archived)
# odd
but woo
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Your all gay!
Nice ending!!!!!

In fact nice all through...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:48, archived)
# hurray
i can now go into town and do things normal people do now i've finished that
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:49, archived)
# That's fucking excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:53, archived)
# brain & dorian were proud of the villa in spain
(hamchicken&peas, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:42, archived)
#

click for hugh
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha!
That am made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Ha ha,
bloody seagulls, shite on my car all night they do, wanktards!
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:40, archived)
# The bastards shite on my car too,
all bloody day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:43, archived)
# *fwap*
who is hugh?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:41, archived)
# you are!


Edit how rude Woo the pic
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Good work!
very much woo for the attention to detail in the calendar
(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Hahah
Especially Jim's Birthday amongst all the other gulling goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:42, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
fantastic!
(TmsT, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:43, archived)
# that am woo
good work
(BadgerPirate, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:43, archived)
# That made me
laugh! Especially three days of "strut around outside shop"!!!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:44, archived)
# hee hee!
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Jim's birthday
made me snort like a piggywig
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:48, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:48, archived)
# yess
Mod Edit: Please don't leech images or post work that is not your own
(wordy, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:38, archived)
# noo
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Ah Ambassedor, with these crap posts you are spoiling us
I'm beginning to think you're trolling to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 20 May 2004, 14:40, archived)
# So, it's Simon & The Witch, right?
So... have you altered it or anything? Others may not be as appreciative of the nostalgia...
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:42, archived)
# HURRAY
FOR MODERATERS
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Early DVD cover of the 4th Die Hard Film.


Has this been done before? Sorry if it has.
(AcousticToad, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:36, archived)
# you carrot seriously
think this has been done before.

top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Thats a swede effort there laddy
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:40, archived)
# What a turnip for the books.
(ReLiC, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:41, archived)
# He tries to keep the peas in this one too??




/coat
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:53, archived)
# pfffft
i love it when people post utterly hatstand pics, but ask 'done before?'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:37, archived)
# I'm glad my choice is winning.
"Puppy inferior' - now there's a name that won't make other kids beat you with a spade.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 14:38, archived)
# what ever happened to
the destroyer?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:41, archived)
# I am.
996 posts. Will lurk longer, while mother touches up for me.

*stop it NOW*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 20 May 2004, 14:43, archived)
# that sounds a lot ruder than it probably is
*imagines spanging incident*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:45, archived)
# leave the pregnant lady alone

you and your fetishes *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:45, archived)
# hello fella
hows you, ya big sexy mumma?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:46, archived)
# ssshhhhh
i'm not really here........

said the fan of the invisible man....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:47, archived)
# oh... why not?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:48, archived)
# I want my suggestion added to the poll
Mum-Ra the ever-living.
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:40, archived)
# afternoon!
your username rocks
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:40, archived)
# My thoughts exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:38, archived)
# there is actually a 4th film 'in the works'
or did you already know?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 May 2004, 14:38, archived)
# With Britney-bloody-Spears as his daughter.
Or so I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:40, archived)
# please tell me you're joking
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 May 2004, 14:42, archived)
# No news on imdb,
and I can't see mention of her anywhere, so it could just all have been one ugly rumour.

"Plot Outline: McClane and his daughter get involved in a terrorist plot while on a holiday.
[edit: That plot outline sounds more shit every time I read it.]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:46, archived)
# How rare!
Woo.

TJ: summat and xen - furry numnah says hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:38, archived)
# tj mother Inferior,
say hi to furry for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Pffft!
It would appear that she's a dirty liar who isn't lurking ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:41, archived)
# "Die Hard With a Vegetable"
Co-starring Joey Deacon, methinks......

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(Doctor Evil, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:42, archived)
# I just got this lovely postcard

Click for biggification
(ReLiC, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Don't need to
see a bigger one

shudder


woo though
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:34, archived)
# even though I loathe goatse
that's funny
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:35, archived)
# damn you goatse
TJ - urgent news!! David Hasselhoff is going to release a hiphop album!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:35, archived)
# please say thats a joke....
no..........
(Ush, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:36, archived)
# 'fraid not
entertainment.iafrica.com/news/324080.htm

hassel the hoff! pff!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:38, archived)
# are you serious?
if so.....*shudders*
you can see his man boobies shake when he runs on baywatch
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:38, archived)
# The grange hill/Benji Zaxx and the alien prince spin off was a flop
One of Gonch's money making schemes backfires
(wordy, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:32, archived)
# could you make that any bigger?
(perkusfux, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:33, archived)
# nnghh got carried away
yes
(wordy, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:34, archived)
#
what's happening?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Are you intent
on revitalising all my childhood TV memories in one afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:35, archived)
# *whoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Seamless in ways I can't even begin to describe ...
And is that a cock in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 20 May 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Not really
safe for work there is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:36, archived)
# where is Gonch now
i wonder
(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:52, archived)
# It's the wedding of the year!
Looks like the whole family has turned out.



Apologies for stealing the source pic off somebody earlier today. I just thought they made a lovely couple.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:32, archived)
# I like that.
She's purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Looks like it has potential to be adjusted into a famous piece of art work.
Just some glasses and a pitch fork...smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Good point
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Think I'll
go play my banjo on the porch....
(Doctor Evil, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:43, archived)

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