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# *Sniff* Nobody really knew him.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:20, archived)
# :'(
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Remembered by your best work.
Thank christ you told us it was the only piece you truely considered FP material.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Harsh
your a harsh harsh troll!
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:24, archived)
# everyone's harsh to me
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:24, archived)
# hey,
you're now immortal





*maybe
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Bstards!
Kill em all I say!
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:26, archived)
# I don't think there's any other kind.
If I'm honest, there's this one troll in Penzance that is absolutely charming.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Theres no trolls in Penzance you fecking liar
they are just really ugly
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:27, archived)
# AHAAH!
Jolly Good! w/y/h!


FP! i say... EFF PEE!

*its all in good taste
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:23, archived)
#
(Dr Frank, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:20, archived)
# sooper dooper.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:21, archived)
# blimey that's good
hatstand but good jimlad!
(BadgerPirate, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:21, archived)
# grow your own pirate!
Yarrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:21, archived)
# woo to growing pirates
very WOO indeed
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Blimey, unexpected and...

rather woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Are you in
Staffordshire?
(Dr Frank, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Yarrrrr that be woo

Lets hope the dog doesn't get to know.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:22, archived)
# what bad luck that woofy chap
seems to be stuck on greasy champers.
his butler looks none to pleased about it though
(deep whimsy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Argh matey.
I can't stop laughing
long enough to type this. Hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:37, archived)
# arrrrr
that be good animation off the starboard bow
(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:23, archived)
# time for some flesh
can you see what it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:17, archived)
# EEK!
the pun!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:18, archived)
# lipstick
finger licking good russian lezzers
(ad, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:18, archived)
# surely
it needs to be those naughty Quo boys?
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:18, archived)
# maybe they're the new quo
but probably not...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:19, archived)
# they'll be in there somewhere
the contours of the flesh...or the water droplets...or the inking of the tatoo...or...erm....oh, sod it


*fwap*
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:20, archived)
# "Contours of the flesh*
/maximum perve shudder activated

*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:22, archived)
# thanks for the horn
I'll give it back later
(BadgerPirate, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:18, archived)
# is it...
TaTu?
(QuackingPlums, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:23, archived)
# No reason really...
...but I suppose my bastard CatBlair hybrid goes with the Bushbaby from earlier on.

(Conrad Poohs has been experimenting with genetic engineering, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:16, archived)
# nyeaaaaargh!
Nurse! Nurse!

It's happening again.
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:17, archived)
# 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:16, archived)
# yay!
How are things going old chap?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:17, archived)
# not too bad

Been asked back by ragdoll, down from 20 peoples at first workshop, to 5 people that they were impressed with...

yay!

How's life (as we know it) treating you?

(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Whats ragdoll?
And things are going very well for me indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:21, archived)
# They produce kids TV shows
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Company
that makes Kids TV, i.e. Teletubbies, Pob, Brum, Tots Tv, Rosie And Jim, Boobahs....

Well? Tell Uncle Zebra All!
Werthers Original?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Ooh, that;s good.
I can't say too much, but I have several projects on the go a the moment which could be good for me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Brilliant
About time someone scooped up your artistic genius!

Good luck with it all!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:26, archived)
# And you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Shall
we stop kissing each other's ass now?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahhahahahah
ahhahaaha
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
more of this kind of thing!
sue-perb
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:17, archived)
# that's brilliant
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Your cartoons are great never a dull one, well there was that one.....
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:17, archived)
# shhhh
I told you never to mention that one
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Hooray!
Long overdue, too. WOO YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Yay!
I've missed these
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:18, archived)
# huzzah!
I hate it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Arf!!!
That made my rib hurt!!!

Woo!

Noon to you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Ace!
Haven't seen one of these in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:18, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Hahhahaha

Marveloso!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Ace.
FP here you come.
(Small Beer, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:19, archived)
# arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Yay! Icezebra!
Come back from the other place, and bring your hummus-laden toons with you!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:27, archived)
# and to complete the trilogy of cocklebollocks
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Actually,
I like this.
(Small Beer, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:14, archived)
# colourful
heamorrhoids
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Tip:
To prevent haemorrhoidal itch, powder the affected area.*

*Powered haemorrhoids are not a Chinese aphrodisiac as some have claimed.
(Small Beer, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Perfect.
The epitome of Cocklebollocks.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:21, archived)
# I used to do those!!
Great fun, aren't they? Even better I used to smudge them all up into a multicoloured splodge. Ah, happy days...
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Ooh, those are fun

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:34, archived)
# liddlebiddapolitics
kind of...



obscure, and i am sooooo sorry how awful it is.
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:11, archived)
# I pray that you
haven't started a bandwagon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Oh crap...
didn't even think of that
(Doogal, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Implementing automatic bandwagon defenses.
*THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE*
*THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE*
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:13, archived)
# woo!
yes, i understood it

a real sharon. yes.
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:13, archived)
# heh
i love that
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Sharon looks like
she's 'touching herself'


(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:17, archived)
# While its still faily fresh
Woo to badly drawn cocks:


and maybe it was never really darius!!...

I guess i dont need the second half of the pic!
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:56, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:58, archived)
# That's great.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:59, archived)
# That made me laugh lots
haahah
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:00, archived)
# COCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Cheeseman says...
BAM BAM
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:11, archived)
# i'm getting better
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:56, archived)
# hmm...
....
...
..
.

yes
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Wow.
That's cocklebollocks.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:57, archived)
# you are cool
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:58, archived)
# /Sarcastic?
Or was that a compliment?
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:01, archived)
# I see it as a literal tribute
to the self-reflexivity of Rembrandt.

/Spaced

I like these. Strangely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:58, archived)
# i see it as a waste of baco
...the foil!
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:59, archived)
# yay
Spaced!
(Idid, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:05, archived)
# i have a copy of spaced 1 and 2 signed by simon pegg and nick frost
someone's for a mere £100







well it was worth a try :D
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:11, archived)
# all I see is a red x
or is that the joke....?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:58, archived)
# refresh
its worth it
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:59, archived)
# refreshing doesn't help :(
I can't see your other pic either. I'm on a mac at work (so i lied about the red x thing. It' more of a colourful little square thing).

Arses

Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:00, archived)
# don't bother
it's really not worth seeing
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Stop
using macs as anything with only one mouse button and made in bright colours is obviously for spackers?

/opinionated
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Funnily enough
They did use a MAC in the tardblog...
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:11, archived)
# I agree
that's why I'm going home in a minute to piss around on my Athlon XP 3200+ 1gig DDR400 RAM etc etc.

Made for the man with the small cock :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Nice
I'm tagging behind a bit with my 2600XP, 1Gb 333 RAM, 9800Pro - but we're singing from the same hymn sheet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:28, archived)
# and people who want an operating system
that works properly with no fuckin patches, drivers and constant virus updates
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Who'd hack
a Mac user? They've already been punished enough!

Sorry, I just love baiting Mac users, I'll play nice now :P
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:30, archived)
# You've done
very well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Nothing like a grudge
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:59, archived)
# heh
how rude
i liked your pic
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Heheh
Yes, I know. I'm only messing. Yours has a certain charm about it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:01, archived)
# hah
no it doesn't
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:02, archived)
# needs
yes button clickyness

*clickclickclick*

;¬)
(MadPhish | Not a clue, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:02, archived)
# how rude
can't complain
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:04, archived)
# i click
but nothing happens
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:00, archived)
# slowly
being deleted
first my hair
then
my mouth.....noooooooooo.........
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Ha!
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
hahah
haha
hah
ha
h


what a good sport
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:02, archived)
# If you were clever
You could link that pic so when you clicked it, it ignored him :P
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Hheheh
Thankfully I'm not clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:03, archived)
# you must be a genius
you turned everyone against me :P
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Gutted.
Don't worry. I'll post something that'll make people love you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Ha!
Wooperb!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Huzzah!
Best Windows Utility ever!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:03, archived)
# great
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:04, archived)
# *laughs at Market Man as he slowly dissolves before my eye*
*indulges self with evil laugh* Mwahahaha!

You'll be back soon, I expect, just like all the best villans...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:11, archived)
# i'll come back
flirt slightly with the side of good

before selling you all out for money or scooby snacks
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:17, archived)
# eeek! bmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmp
even though it's not that big it still loads upside down
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:00, archived)
# I never did understand that whole
'loads upside down' thing. But then I've got broadband, dontcha know.


(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:02, archived)
# well i've at least now been told that i will get it... but it could be any time in the next year
bt == cunts
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:05, archived)
# Totally front page dude
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Farmer won't be happy
when he finds his tractor missing
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Hee Hee
Watch it go
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:56, archived)
# woo
tapirs are mega!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Tapirs are
tractor-jackers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:00, archived)
# i'd be happy if i were the farmer
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:57, archived)
# That is utterly wonderful
*Bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:58, archived)
# BAD HORSEY
but while you're down there...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:59, archived)
# wicka
ticka.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:00, archived)
# You should get a promotion for that one.
see what I did there

That is v.w/y/h/p...funniest thing I've seen today.
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Yay for driving mammals
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:04, archived)
# New flash animation
I'm gonna pull my pud
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:53, archived)
# yaaaay!
*waits for loading*

fwappalicous!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:54, archived)
# bit
too realistic *fwappage* sounds!

woo too!
(MadPhish | Not a clue, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:07, archived)
# My God!
The fwappage!

Ace stuff.
(Small Beer, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:56, archived)
# My eyes!
My ears!

That's marvellous. The *fwap* sound made me feel ill tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Wank it, wank it HARD!
He heh heh
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:57, archived)
# How could I not click that link?
Fucking superb, mate.

(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:57, archived)
# I love that woo yay
Have nabbed it for my emails. hope you don't mind. Where did you get the source?
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:21, archived)
# hahahah¬
Fuckin' brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Haha!
Nice newsletter material!
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:58, archived)
# you scare me.
top anim :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:58, archived)
# i'm wanking as i type
nice
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha
There was a song by Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglers call "I'm a wanker" that would have gone well with your Flash movie too.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:59, archived)
# That song is one of Pob's favourites
he sent it to me. I was disturbed from that point on.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:01, archived)
# .
"I'm a wanker,
I'm a wanker,
And it does me good like it bloody well should

I'm a wanker,
I'm a wanker,
I'm always pullin' my pud"
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 20 May 2004, 16:01, archived)
# The album is a bit of a collectors item
as it was banned shortly after release.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
but ewwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:59, archived)
# I fucking love wanking songs!!!
And that's the best one ever. I love you*




*not bumgay
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Too late
you've been noted down for a visit by big gay Cecil.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Oh well,
couldn't avoid it for ever....

/lubes up
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:05, archived)
# oh no you don't
Colin only comes in dry. brace yourself.


*edit ... or even Cecil ..... arsecandle. It's been a long day. need beer*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:07, archived)
# That's a little bit magnifico, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:04, archived)
# I'm
obviously late, but that is absolutely fucking ace. demigod status conferred to you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:06, archived)
# hahahaha
pud-pullin-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:16, archived)
# "Please do not close to the hair, finger, clothes to run about the inside's vehicle, in order to prevent quilt involvement"


The other week I got a mini radio-controlled bus from Camden. Big deal, I hear you say. Well, it's like this; the "manual" that came with was worth the £9 alone. It appears to have been translated from Japanese to English via Turkish and Klingon, and if you were following it alone, you wouldn't have a hope in hell of getting anything to work.

The attention to detail is incredible - it's the sort of thing you'd expect for assembling an Apollo rocket, not a plasticky plaything. I've scanned them for your viewing pleasure - click on each page for a big version.


(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Sweet
If you use one of those online translators you can do that, use bablefish to translate something English to French to German to English.

Oh what fun!

EDIT: Post a pic of the bus
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Totally
hatstand. Rules to live by!
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:53, archived)
# quilt involvement?
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:53, archived)
# bah... one of the nice ladies from the age concern group i do has died
them translations are rather fantastic!


afternoon all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Attention direction but pack...
Fantastic
(eyebrows, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Gah!
Look out! If you don't use the battery correctly, it "may become angry"!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:58, archived)
# I had a table fan
cheap Chinese import and the instructions said that if it got dirty I should clean it with "soapy come water"
oh how we laughed.
(spook, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:00, archived)
# That's what you get when you translate out of a languge with a high level of implication.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:03, archived)
# i made a bushbaby
because I wanted to.
(teasus likes tea, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:51, archived)
# It's so cute!
But still needs to be killed.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
# nyeaaaaargh!
nurse! nurse!

its happening again...
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
#

Hmm - I need to work on mashing baby pictures...
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Git in mah belleh!
A'hm bigger th'n you!

A'hm heer up in th' food chain than ye!
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:50, archived)
# wow, yesterday i made this:

How odd!


Woo btw! Very nice shoppin' there!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Awwww
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:53, archived)
# ehhh
fatty fat fat faaat!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Bender's had enough of the trolls, superiority complexes and general nastiness lately also..
Eat Shit..

Bender doesn't DO fluff..

/edit ..oh, and he hates spammers most
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# wow
i got a mention in the picture
it's like i'm in the computer screen
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Huzzah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:51, archived)
# You're ALWAYS in the computer screen
You're what makes the internet work - did you never wonder why you had those wires coming out of your manbaps?
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Do they have the uplaod coedz ?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Only the left one
and you must caress it gently for it to spew out its codey secretions. The right one contains kittens, jam and pornographic images the likes of which would make Her majesty the Queen come over all peculiar.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:55, archived)
# You do live in the computer screen
"I have you caught right now - there is no escape Mr Sunshine!" - Evil baddie type person

"Do you expect me to die?" - Sunshine Elephant

"No I expect you to animate!" -Evil baddie type person
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
# i'm a little teapot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Haha
Now animate it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Conf00sed me
for a couple of seconds (fo, I am tired ok?)

Woo! Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Bender is great
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:51, archived)
# ekk!
*hides behind chair*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:51, archived)
# must kill all humans
nah, only joking
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:57, archived)
# I doubt God used computers for the design.


I imagine it was more trial and error.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:43, archived)
# cocklebollocksed!!!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Thank you.
On the downside, even if I ever do something worthy of an FP, my creative swearing will mean it won't get there.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:48, archived)
# True.
You're titflanged, all right.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Surely not!
Swearing is actively encouraged on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Not true
swearing often enlivens the frontpage. Twatmangles, arsechaps, flangebucket, titmittens and cuntlestiltskin have all appeared there at one time or another*


*may be wishful thinking
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:50, archived)
# i plan to use it this weekend when mr camel fails to make kilts
and has trouble with the sewing machine

"..you've only gone and cocklebollocksed that...etc."
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# it can be a noun too
you stupid cocklebollock!

or a carerr oppurtunity

how'd you like to be a cocklesbollockser?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:50, archived)
# \throws away
many years of education and half assed business and goes cocklebollocksing


hang on, what is cocklebbollocksing? does it help to be by the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
# I insist that everybody try to use it when they can.
And B£TA encourages swearing in its wacky, unregulated messageboard but not on the FP where kids can go. I imagine.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:51, archived)
# making planets is FUN
woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:45, archived)
# You people think
generating a landscape on a computer is cool. This guy makes EVERYTHING*.

*May not be true
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:46, archived)
# are you talking about me
or god?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Just
"you people" It's generic.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
# i was referring to
"This guy makes EVERYTHING"

See here
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:54, archived)
# That's rather good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:46, archived)
# God made the earth
but slartibartfarst made Norway
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Didn't he
just make the fjords?
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:48, archived)
# yeah
he just did the coasts I'm pretty sure.

although the next earth will have africa with fjords...
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# no,
thats just what he got awards for
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:50, archived)
# haha funtastic
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:47, archived)
# haha
/just thought of god making people in photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
Me rikey velly much!

tj: errr, has anyone broken a rib before? What does it feel like, as I think I've cracked mine, but am too much of scaredy cat to go to the hospital.

Oh. and Ning to you all!!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Ning?
Sounds like the pain has spazzed your noggin , for t'is the afternoon my good sire...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Broke it years ago.
If you twist round and feel like you are about to die, you have broken it. It should swell a bit and you will look slightly wrong in the chest area.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Hmmm my Moobs
are partially blocking the view...

*twists*
*screams*

Yep, that's the one...

/heads to A&E
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:51, archived)
# If you can breathe without passing out,
you are probably okay. Take Ibuprofen and put ice on it. They heal on their own if it's just cracked, it's when you've broken it that you're fuckered.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:55, archived)
# ooh me me me
I'm still recovering from breaking mine. Unless you're having big trouble breathing there's no point going to hospital anyway. I fully brokified mine, and they just handed me some ibuprofen. They can't do anything about it. You just have to wait for it to get better*

*but please don't blame me if you die of it
(teasus likes tea, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Mwahahahahaha
I have it in writing now!!!

And the phone number of a good solicitor, so start praying I make it through the night!


edit: Ta very much for the advice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Thu 20 May 2004, 16:12, archived)
# I have been searching for 6 minutes
for someone to use my new WooYay on. You win
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:50, archived)
# Hooray! A real, genuine image woo!
I don't get a lot of those.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Woo
What's that orangy one at the bottom left? Is that from the time he tried to make a planet but just ended up with a big lump of toasted cheese?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Actually
it's Africa. I got a bit carried away and was going to do him buildinthe Earth as a giant jigsaw.
(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:56, archived)
# it's difficult to find your hummus when you're feeling like crud
anyway, have a tiger lilly
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Well I like it
wOO
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:44, archived)
# fp please
(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:41, archived)
# i've seen worse...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
I agree.... on the gounds that...erm.... i laughed.
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:42, archived)
# wow
that must have taken you ages
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:43, archived)
# heh heh
too wide for the fp though...
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:43, archived)
# too wide
made me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:43, archived)
# thats fantastic
\irony or sarcasm or something
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:44, archived)
# surely this is?
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Thu 20 May 2004, 15:46, archived)

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