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(The Man Who Can, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:06, archived)

Never

a truer word ~~spoken~~ typed.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:07, archived)

I just ate

an entire box of them a doctor gave me and I couldn't help staring at the name on the box the whole time. Indirect mindpiss.

W♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)

You get sweets off your doctor?

I need to change. Last thing a doctor gave me was a cotton bud up the japs-eye :'(

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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:28, archived)

I get sweeties off strange men.

In exchange for favour.

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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:40, archived)

Great... and a repost!

Don't worry - I did this morning.
Forgot to woo it last night, so, woo again!

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CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:13, archived)

How can you have a slight roastage?

Surely it's a repeat or it isn't?

Woo to the pic though.

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miamistu snagglery, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:15, archived)

Re-posting, you say?

Then have a WOO to the minges, a satsumo, an animation of Rob and a bee dreaming of aforementioned ginger overlord.

Animation in tribute to Rob

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:23, archived)

It impresses the girls no end

... but really, he's terrified of getting wet.

(Indole Ring, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:04, archived)

Fluff

and spong. 'Nuff sed.

woo

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:05, archived)

Woo to surfing pussies

Anyway, being the fickle git I am, I downloaded Firefox at the weekend cos i was tired of people harping on about it here. It is true it is very woo, slightly yay, and a touch hoopla.

Why do people call it a communist browser??? I must kno etc etc!!!!!111111

(don't tell him Pike!!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:07, archived)

Non corporate and automatic

for the people.

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:14, archived)

stop wimbledon!

its far too cruel to tennis balls...

ning everybody

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:01, archived)

(osiem, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:02, archived)

Just a quick note to say

Sorry for my threadwaste.

*tentative apology fluffiness*

WYH to tennis balls. It's not the venus sisters making that 'urgh' noise. It's their balls.

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:07, archived)

Start it again here.

Besides, you're allowed to by the faq. You said something a bit more interesting that "Gaz, IM me".

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)

just can't stand the laziness. It's not like I'm not capable of creating a stickman myself. I just hoped someone else might have already.

You know, how things done by other people always look better than your own stuff, even if they're shit? I dunno. I'm going back to reading catch 22 on pdf, and dodging work til half 5.

It's for a new band I'm starting see. "Electric Bottom Gardeners". So I want a stickman chasing a lawnmower. Is that so much to ask? is it? IS IT?

Yes. So I may as well do it myself. Flymo, or motor-mo? That's the question.

/rambling on like a twat

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:13, archived)

Here

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)

I love you

and want to have you babies.

Edit: Really, that couldn't be any better. If I'd done it, it'd look shit.

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)

I want custard creams.

Lots of them. Now. By express courier.
Will probably have to go to the shop instead.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:23, archived)

tone@ nospam swissworld.co.uk

Mail me your address, and crustard keanes will become apparent via the royal mail. Unless your toe-rag theiving postman decrees otherwise.

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:27, archived)

"It's not like I'm not capable of creating a stickman myself...
So I want a stickman chasing a lawnmower. Is that so much to ask? is it? IS IT?"

Not at all. You have Paint, don't you?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)

Well

I feel even worse about my laziness, and still feel a bit of a cunt for the initial threadwaste, but I've got what I wanted now haven't I.

Where's the justice? I feel like Alan Sugar or something.

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)

Yeek!

Great expression.

(Indole Ring, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:06, archived)

And

cats...

woo to your pic, btw.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)

Woo to your woo!

And I would to Lara Croft's sister there.

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:10, archived)

Stars on the shitta (no 63)

Wham bam thankyou man

(Sigma5, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:54, archived)

Hehehe nicely dones as usual.

And the tag took me a little longer than normal to sport:)

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Danblez, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:55, archived)

i found the tag

what do i win?

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:55, archived)

That

is horrendous on so many levels.

W/Y!

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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:55, archived)

argh

argh argh

(osiem, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:56, archived)

George Michael in a

toilet alone? MUST be shopped.

:)

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:57, archived)

yay

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sinisterduck, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:57, archived)

Hahahahahahaha,

and top taggage too!

woo

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:02, archived)

Evidence of Italian Cowboys grew...

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:53, archived)

Haha

Wooo.

Took me a while, but nice.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:54, archived)

verrry nice

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:59, archived)

hahahha

good stuff

:)

(Sigma5, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:00, archived)

Hehe,

nice.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:01, archived)

Clever.

Albeit too clever to win.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:12, archived)

I think that's the problem

with all my compo entries.

What?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:14, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:45, archived)

Oo-oo,

I can see her norks!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:46, archived)

ever since i was a young boy

i played the silver ball...

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:50, archived)

Shirley

'Fat Bottomed Girls'?

After all, hasn't science proven that they are what makes this rocking world go round? Thank you, science!

(Lapin, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:13, archived)

Sunshine Elephant

would.

(Banjo-Fella, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:50, archived)

Sunshine Elephant

Has.

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Delete Me, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:53, archived)

Several times.

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:12, archived)

This was topical, ooh, 15 years ago?

(note that I do not endorse the word "coloureds", but it's use was necessary in order to A. Make the joke work and B. reflect the awful attitude that apartheid sprouted from.)

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:43, archived)

The

original's even better, though

and now I've said that I can't find the bloody thing

but it contained lots of apologies for Bush in French

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:46, archived)

You mean

this?
Yeah, I used that tag because it was the only decnt picture I could find (didn't have it in Google, I'm always on Snopes).
Ooh, and have you been on Thomas Bihn's messageboard? It's hilarious

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:49, archived)

Snopes spoils the internet :-(

(The Spelling Police, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:50, archived)

How so?

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:53, archived)

By spreading lies!

www.snopes.com/photos/shark.asp

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:55, archived)

is that real?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:01, archived)

Tells me things aren't really true...

It even says the shark/bridge/marine is a fake!
Gollygeewillickers

(The Spelling Police, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:55, archived)

Spellcasting...

M...
I...
N...
D...
P...

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:56, archived)

I have always used the word, coloured.......is that bad? Thought that was a more PC word to use??

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TBR, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:48, archived)

the PC word

is darkies.

(schnurricane, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:48, archived)

I thought

it was Sooties

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Bling Blong Bling Blong, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:53, archived)

I still can't believe they made Robinson's remove the classic "Golly" from their labels because of this sort of thing.

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:54, archived)

it was a gollyWOG

and it had a litle black guy with massive lips on it doing a silly dance. no, i don't understand why either..

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:55, archived)

Yeah, but if it

had been a little white guy with massive lips doing a silly dance it would have been fine. It was just a logo, was it really that offensive to anyone? I know it panders to racial stereotypes, but it's no worse than having pictures of Frenchmen with big noses, stripey shirts and baguettes in my eyes, and besides, it's not like it said "this is what all black people are like" on the side.
Or am I just being incredibly ignorant here?

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:57, archived)

PC is hypocrisy

and always has been hypocrisy.

(Indole Ring, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)

Robertson's

surely?

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:07, archived)

Yes indeed

Stupid me.

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:07, archived)

its apparently quite offensive

i used to go out with a negro girl and she told me so

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:49, archived)

bugger.........don't like using the word black, connotes too much badness.

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TBR, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:50, archived)

Persons of afro-carribean origin.

Or Darkies.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:53, archived)

you can say anything you like

as long as you put it into context by saying

"I'm not RACIST but..."

before you say it.

NOTE: This also works with sexist, ageist, facist and so on.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:58, archived)

what about "poofist"?

(klondyker, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:14, archived)

whenever i hear that word

it conjures up images of crime and disorder

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:53, archived)

Hmm

But then you have things like the Music Of Black Origin awards...

(....., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:54, archived)

the thing is, and i have to give them this one

basically all music nowadays has black origins

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:56, archived)

Aye

But I could see a "Music of White Origin" awards getting slammed riotously which is a bit hypcocritical. Mind, it would be mostly Country music i guess so possibly it's for the best.

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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:05, archived)

We should start one

Just to see what happens.

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:09, archived)

Indeed it is

Unless Western Classical is your thing.

Which it isn't for me.

(....., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:28, archived)

Same here

But in this PC World*, what are we going to do?

*no, not the shop. Anyone who thought that is a twunt and has obviously spent far too much time on b3ta.

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:55, archived)

I always thought it was un-PC

Not due to issues of accuracy (which I will not comment on) but because of the negative inflections the word gained through it's use in apartheid and in 20th century America.

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:52, archived)

darn it, going to have to find another word to use.

Although I won't have to use it much, don't get that many round my way.

My sister was 8 years old when she saw her first black guy, we were shopping in Morrisons and she couldn't stop staring!

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TBR, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:57, archived)

Aye

My friend Bretty (from down south) was agog when I said "I've never seen so many black people" at Alton Towers on Friday...I in no way meant it in any negative light, I was merely commenting on how unvaried the racial mix is up here in Warrington.

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:00, archived)

In my small central Scottish town of

8,500 there is ONE (1) black person.

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:02, archived)

One of my dads friends told of his first trip to london

back in 1960, he saw a black guy pointed and shouted "Fuck me, it's a n*****" (having only heard his dad call them that). He was chased for quite a while.

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magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:09, archived)

So what is the right word?

Non-white? Afro-[insert nation of residence here]? Differently pigmented?

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:55, archived)

can't be 'non-white'

because that would be suggesting that white is standard and being coloured is inferior*

*taps nose*

*might be a large pile of wank

(Mr. Partyhat, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:05, archived)

I don't see what's wrong with "black".

I had several mates at Uni called "Matt". To distinguish them I had long-haired Matt, geek Matt and black Matt. Fairly sure I never caused him offense at that, but probably amused him with my naive questions from time to time!

I know I was probably long-haired or hippy Sam (at the time).

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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:09, archived)

We had a guy in school

Who we called LBT (Little Black Tom) because there was, of course, more than 1 Tom around. Nobody ever dared to do it to his face because he was a fucking psycho and would probably actually find a way to take offense in it.

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:11, archived)

updated

woo to yours..

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:04, archived)

Damn you

I should have known never to try political comedy when we have such a skilled master of satire around.
Woo!

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)

on thos long and lonely trips, a cowboy's best friend is his horse.

(radja, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:41, archived)

nice. sorry, but THREADJACK

im trying to find the video clip of the american news program where the presenter goes on a tirade about the bbc's report on the hutten enquiry, saying that the bbc is anti-american and all that...
it was in the newsletter a while ago, but the spazz is broke...

(son of crazymum, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:42, archived)

this?

blugg.com/stuff/foxs_view_of_the_bbc_player.htm

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:43, archived)

That is perhaps

The most ridiculous news report I have ever, ever seen.
Anyone have that guy's e-mail address?

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Malchick, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:48, archived)

Try

[email protected]

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:49, archived)

Grr

I can't believe that was even broadcast. what utter bollocks

(Oknotok, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:08, archived)

It's

here. And it's utter, utter, utter shite.

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:45, archived)

tee hee

beat you.

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:46, archived)

pffft

haha hahaha

that's rather wOO
I saw a program about "zoophiles" on TV recently, never felt so sick watching TV in my life.

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:45, archived)

Jerry Springer?

Or that Channel 4 (5?) thing? Either way,

♫ That's why they call it puppy love... ♪

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:48, archived)

channel 4

i think, either way i had to turn it off after the husband said he was so turned on by his wife being taken by her horse that he was tempted to have sloppy seconds.

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:50, archived)

Oh Christ.

You didn't have to be so graphic, that could have been left to the imagination. Bizarre mag did a special on zoophiles once, and the mind boggled. And then ran.

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:52, archived)

sorry

but I actually experienced their conversation first hand, the mental scaring is far worse for me.

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:56, archived)

woo - i see your fellatio-providing horse and raise you a buggered equine!

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Gnoll, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:48, archived)

Woo... nay....

hooplar.....

(insaniac1, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:50, archived)

Seems like an appropriate time for a

repost

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hubert, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)

awww

hahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahha too perfect

(the two lips, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 14:34, archived)

ha ha

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Darryn.R, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 15:01, archived)

lame...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:41, archived)

Dear god, that is

a pure work of genius

(....., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:44, archived)

Quite

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:46, archived)

From the shape of the stickmen

it looks like the Charles Laughton version and all. Hurrah! None of that crappy Marlon Brando bollocks, ta very much.

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:52, archived)

lame maybe

But lame jokes are the best sort, and I intend to use speech bubbles all week. In fact it should become national speech bubble week.

(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:50, archived)

I have no idea either.

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CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:16, archived)

Are you

one of those vegetarian types, perchance?

Love the expression on the chip!

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jonnybear Jonnybear, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:18, archived)

Nope... I'm an omnivore through and through!

Now where did I leave that fry-up?

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CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:19, archived)

Mmmmmm...

...fry-up...*drools*

I really fancy a burger now - curse your subliminal advertising!

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jonnybear Jonnybear, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:22, archived)

Eek!

*Thinks about setting up a 'nice' fast-food chain*.

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CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:23, archived)

you eat

omnians?

scary.....

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:23, archived)

Nope...

... I eat these.

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CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:24, archived)

good work

do you have to subdue him first? with a stick perhaps?

apologies by the way, didn't woo the picture. where are my manners?

/grovels

Woo!

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:26, archived)

Hehehe... thank you.

Better late than never
Kidding!

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CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:27, archived)

true in so many areas of life

..... except perhaps a death-row pardon

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:32, archived)

luv tha chip

chip

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olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:18, archived)

The chip says: "Please type properly, thank you".

And, thank you for saying so.

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CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:20, archived)

Me neither but I am bloody hungry

Can I have a nibble please?

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Danblez, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:18, archived)

Bite away!

Be warned: He might bite back!

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CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:20, archived)

Big Mac Biteback.

Obesity Campaign Has Teeth.

He's had his chips.

Woo. :)

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:20, archived)

I am concerned by this comment by hagbard about bblac:

"hopefully they'll get bored of it soon enough
and start doing something that takes talent".

Looking at my picture now, I feel small and worthless.

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CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:21, archived)

Talent is doing something people like/find funny/makes a point.

Technically advanced photoshopping is just skill.

Keep going; you're (your) doing fine.:)

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:24, archived)

Thank you... very sweet of you to say so.

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CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:25, archived)

dont feel bad

that chips expression put a smile on my face

(sillytwat, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:24, archived)

That was a last minute touch...

... I'm so pleased I did it now, thanks :)

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CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:25, archived)

Right.

Just sat down to work. Hungry. Off to canteen now.
b3ta costs industry money. Yay! Down With Industry!!!

(babery was never here, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:32, archived)

haha, yay!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:37, archived)

woo - have at you!

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Gnoll, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:49, archived)

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:07, archived)

Two for the price of one

I realise the first one's a little stale, but I've been on holiday

(wallaby of folk-rock, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)

Both great

Bring back Knightmare.

Where did you get the skull gif from?

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magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:15, archived)

It's all here!

www.knightmare.com/

Bloody hell! There's some useful stuff there.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:20, archived)

Built it

From jpgs on knightmare.com

(wallaby of folk-rock, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:21, archived)

HAHAHA

Loving the top one

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:15, archived)

Haha... the top one is best.

That guy's expression when saying 'Your all gay' is perfect!
WYH x 10!

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CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:17, archived)

Pedantry

That should be, "You're all gay," as it is a shortening of you are. This country.

(Burt Reynolds, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:25, archived)

I think you'll find that 'your all gay' is quite correct when using it in the form of the b3ta meme. In fact a google search for 'your all gay' produces b3ta as the third result which is somewhat amusing, don't you think?

(wallaby of folk-rock, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:28, archived)

Here's a page title

I wouldn't expect to see...

classicals.com/music/Leonardodahall/cas/44.html

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:30, archived)

Hehe

that's genius.

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:39, archived)

ahem

www.yourallgay.com

Edit: I like the top one very much, and grant thee a WOO

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madrabbi, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:28, archived)

hehe

i think people know that.
ning everyone

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:28, archived)

It's a kind of b3ta quote to spell it wrongly.

So I should have typed "Your [sic] all gay".

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CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:28, archived)

Ah, nostalgia...

It's weird that I still remember Knightmare fondly, even though it was ~~clearly rubbish~~ the best thing on tv.

/removes rose-tinted glasses

Where are my manners? Woo!

edit: conflict scares me - see how fickle I am?

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jonnybear Jonnybear, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:17, archived)

"Clearly rubbish"?

"Clearly rubbish?"

NEVER, it was the greatest thing ever in the history of ITV television.

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magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:19, archived)

*dons rose-tinted glasses*

*agrees*

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jonnybear Jonnybear, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:21, archived)

nah

that was 'the adventure game'

gronda, gronda!

(yetius maximus, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:28, archived)

/rub eyes

/stares

I fuggin well ruled! I cried when I saw my first sucessful team, dammit.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:22, archived)

An actress friend of a friend...

used to be in Knightmare... she played Gundrada... not sure who that was though.

(Experiment 626, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:24, archived)

Samantha Perkins?

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 12:56, archived)

That programme

scared teh shit out of me.

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Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:35, archived)

Really?

I loved it :)

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:40, archived)

Change the subject

(Burt Reynolds, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)

i like their neutrality.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)

in terms of pH?

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Stickman_ben, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:06, archived)

Uriah Rennie

Slightly acidic

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:06, archived)

david ellory

pure alkaline

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:09, archived)

New filter on?

I thought it used to be cranberry

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)

nah water melon

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:17, archived)

uriah rennie

gives me indigestion

(FoetalYouth, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:19, archived)

Swedish coaches...

England captains...
'Fans' who think they understand the game, then get heated up when an offical does his job...

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:06, archived)

Thank you

(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)

Agreed.

It was very important to keep the host nation in the tournament.

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:08, archived)

Bollocks

Despite the explanation (was nothing to do with rebound - for inital foul by Sol charging into the box) people who get angry about it do not watch football every week because similar decisions get given constantly. Goalkeeprs get protected - probably shouldn't happen, it does, same decision would have been given up the other end and England have no squad depth, which people should be spending their time moaning about instead.

/breathes

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:12, archived)

Thank you Rev

I haven't ventured out of the house to watch a single game this tournament because of those people. And as for the people who won't bother watching anymore........AAAAAAARGH!
the anger it rises.
I salute you sir. (France Greece wasn't that good to be fair, just amusing).

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:16, archived)

Was in Corfu

so got into the Greek team.

They've cocked up and you cannot buy a Greek shirt at the moment due to some sponsorship arse-up (cocks) and I wanted a Charisteas shirt last week. Would have ruled to be wearing that as the goal went in.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:21, archived)

Fair play

that would've been ideal.
I honestly don't know which way that semi's going to go, i still can't work the Greeks out! Terrible against Russia, lucky against the Portuguese, Class and well organised against the CESMs, and as for the Dutch?
My brain hurts, a Czech / Greek final'd be the best though in my opinion.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:31, archived)

'probably shouldn't happen'

precisely. And I reserve my right to moan - AND continue to watch the tournament. Moaning about something which we are unable to adjust - depth in defence - and something we are able to change - inconsistant referee decisions - are quite different. And it is only natural to defend one's national team against decisions which go against them - don't you do the same? These apologists who waste their time defending referees. What's the point?

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:26, archived)

It's not inconsistent

to give that decision. I do defend my nation and team against decisions - but on the basis of some understanding of what goes on in football week after week.

If you can, get a copy of a Euro 96 video. Tell me why Spain had 2 goals disallowed. To keep the home side in the tournament?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:32, archived)

Marc de Batta robbed Spain.

Possible, isn't it? Call me cynical - but that says it all to me.

I also watch football from week to week, but my local team were second from bottom in the Kent League this season - so the professional refs, admitedly i see less of.

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:36, archived)

are you not happily married anymore?

is the honeymoon really over?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:08, archived)

Missed France v Greece for her

I shan't elaborate

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:09, archived)

Dirty,

dirty little boy.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:10, archived)

Blimey!

it must be true love.

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:19, archived)

The press have been appalling

"Here's his website! Here's his phone number!" etc etc.

I always feel that England is the sort of team that needs to get knocked out before a tournament can relax and enjoy itself. But then, I'm a jocko.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:10, archived)

Frankie Detori?

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magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:11, archived)

Damn

Outed.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:15, archived)

Frankie Detori

is gay?

/rings soon-to-be disappointed grandmother

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:16, archived)

I'd be dead

If I related a fraction of what I know about Frankie, Princess Anne and Petula Clarke. Especially all that stuff about the asparagus. That's bang out of line.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:20, archived)

well said.

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mozza, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:13, archived)

yeah

but look how he's levitating the ball in the right picture

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spagaroony, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:06, archived)

spooky

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:08, archived)

hahahaa, swedish magic

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:09, archived)

That explains..

..the lump in his shorts.

(Burt Reynolds, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:27, archived)

he points with his middle finger

normal people point with their index finger but he does everything with his middle finger, he called on stretchers by sticking his middle finger up at the sideline and waving it. If you look at the top picture you can see that he uses his middle finger

(maccad, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:43, archived)

mummy ?

(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:03, archived)

Oh goody -

a "70s pictures with speech bubbles containing dirty words" Barbara!

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:05, archived)

indeed

plenty more to come.

(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:06, archived)

Hmmm in which case

I may be tempted by the ignore button eventually.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:09, archived)

post us the originals

please

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sinisterduck, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:48, archived)

Yeah, hopefully they'll get bored of it soon enough

and start doing something that takes talent.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:08, archived)

grumpy

Cheer up, its only a bit of fun.

(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:09, archived)

If it wasn't shunting stuff off the bottom of the board

quite so fast I wouldn't be bothered, but one of these every 5 minutes will end up pissing people off.
Stick 'em in other thread by all means, but I really don't think they're worthy of starting new threads.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:12, archived)

whinge

oh lighten up for gods sake who are you the internet police.

(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)

No-one says anything about Sticky Label's (i think)

Both of them make me laugh so i like them.

(The Spelling Police, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:10, archived)

He doesn't post in quite such quick succession though

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:15, archived)

Yeah, what IS going on in that pic?

I double-took (taked?) when I saw it in the newsletter - ripe for an anim I thought.

Did i do anything about it? Did i fuck!

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:05, archived)

What link in thy newsletter?

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magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:10, archived)

this one

w1.461.telia.com/~u46103335/euro.html

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:13, archived)

Thank you

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magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:13, archived)

I made this,

and am reposting it again now for those who missed it.
Its a lovely wallpaper for you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:00, archived)

Top hole!

I'm loving that as much as the ladies love the cock!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:01, archived)

I always thought

they loved teh cock? is that what I've been doing wrong all these years?

/hides in shame

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:05, archived)

Thats delightful

I may or may not use it.

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Danblez, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:02, archived)

six days and no tabs!

Good work.....no going back now, 3 months for me and i'm frisky as a lamb!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)

Glad to hear you're still smokeless.

How's tricks, anyhoo?

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Stickman_ben, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:05, archived)

Pretty good for once

I've actually got some work coming in, which means that The Daisymae WILL get birthday presents from shops this year! (She got many handmade mutant soft toys last year, poor lady!).
How's yerself?

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)

I'm not bad thanks.

Fairly tired and jobless, but not bad all the same.

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Stickman_ben, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:15, archived)

nearly a year for me now

can't see any reason I'd ever start again

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)

Keep it up.

Me = 9 months tomorrow.

30 a day = £6.75 x 365 = £2463.75.

=E@3=

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:09, archived)

Woo! Well done

Quite a consumption you had going there!

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Danblez, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:12, archived)

Marvelous stuff well done!

I can now actually breathe, taste and smell. Its a wonderous world I tell you.

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Danblez, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:12, archived)

nice detail, bov.

especially on father jack, can't imagine he was a five minute job.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)

that would be an equmenical picture!

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:05, archived)

wow.

that's good.

/relurks

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parttimedogfish, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:18, archived)

That's great.

I'd use that as a folder background or something* except that I don't like the look of dougal, he appears to be wearing half a moustache that belongs to a silent film villain.

*I don't actually use a desktop

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:44, archived)

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

You have made my life a bit more complete. Ta!

And might I offer you a rather large dosage of wooulose, yayium, and hooplalethyl.

(Banjo-Fella, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:46, archived)

Very popular in Germany...

...on Sunday mornings!

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Ninj, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:00, archived)

hehehe

nice one :)

(Sigma5, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:01, archived)

Pfft.

S'funny.

bet the field needs a blitz afterwards.

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:02, archived)

One Bismark and a krubbelwagon please my good man

Heil

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magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:03, archived)

groan..

have a

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Dr. trouser, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:05, archived)

Ohhh that's very clever

Can I hi cockalorum it? I suppose not...

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magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:08, archived)

Arf!

Bravo

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)

B3ta - the board that gets results

So last Friday evening I posted this mildly amusing pic of my boss:

and this morning she bounced into the office and announced that she'd been sacked and had to leave the building now.. Thank you, magic donkey.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:57, archived)

your company doesn't employ alien alikes then?

how strange

(gentleben, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:00, archived)

perhaps she can get a job with

H. R. Geiger... perhaps she IS H. R. Geiger...!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:02, archived)

cos of the picture?

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Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:03, archived)

Possibly

possibly not

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)

Hurrah for potatoeshop

wizardry. Had to leave the building? Sounds suspicious...

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)

I'm

wondering if this wasn't at least partly down to a hissy fit of some sort on her part - it'd be well within her character.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:06, archived)

Probably deserved then.

And if the wind changes her face will stay like that.

(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:11, archived)

Arrgh,

it's a Nossican!

/trecker

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:05, archived)

GNOPS!

not seen one of those for a while

(dognutz, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:34, archived)

This is my friend Luis.

the picture doesn't do him justice, really...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:57, archived)

what sort of help

do you require????

Was your mate a member of Milli Vanilli.....

(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:08, archived)

Curiosity, eh?

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:52, archived)

Mwuhahahahah!

That's evil.

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Stickman_ben, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:53, archived)

*pokes*

mornin mate

hows the t-shirt business?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:55, archived)

still at $5

Emile (fortunately) didn't feature after the france game, so lack of interest...
How's you?

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Stickman_ben, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:57, archived)

alright mate

just realxing at home after a busy week of travelling and stuff

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:58, archived)

Dossing, you mean?

Where have you been? anywhere nice?

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Stickman_ben, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:59, archived)

just down on the south coast

visitng a few b3tans and drinking beer a bit.

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:01, archived)

Cool.

I was in Brighton last week, and I met my first B3tan- Kneehighbob. It wasn't planned either.
Did you get to see summat? Is he back in the world of the interwebnet yet?

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Stickman_ben, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:03, archived)

i was in brighton too

didnt see kneehighbob though.

summat is around a bit. didnt go to bournemouth though, so didnt see him =(

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)

I was in Brighton too.

Maybe fate brought us all to Brighton but for some reason we didnt meet, like high atomspheric pressure.

(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:06, archived)

it was very windy when i got there

calmed down by friday though

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:07, archived)

Hehehe'

minced cat, ya can't beat it!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:04, archived)

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