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(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:47, archived)
# Chest size?
Delightfully absurd. Send me your details and i'll send along the straightjacket
(Artimus, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:50, archived)
# it's not that absurd
the one on the left is using the cone to channel the power of the sun, and therefore protect himself from shark attack. the one on the right is transfixed by the fear of the attack. the hovercraft is taking a group of tourists on an aerial view of the events.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:54, archived)
# well duuuurgh.
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:55, archived)
# *slaps forehead
How could I have missed that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:55, archived)
# How silly of me!
How did I not see that!
(Artimus, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:59, archived)
# more star wars fun
You're a member of the rebel alliance and a traitor - LYNCH HIM!!!

(jeebus 73, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Must have more toast
with blackcurrant jam
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Are those Stormtrooper models for real
or have you remodelled the helmets?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Those are from
"The Empire Strikes Back" - from the scenes on the ice planet of Hoth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:42, archived)
# I don't think they were trying
for subtlety with the Good versus Evil concept then.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Hehehehehehe
Incidently, Did anyone used to play warhammer 40 000 when they were ickle? It has to be the most nazi game ever
(Willboy:, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Well it is based around a very old guy who's the Emperor
of the Imperium and is wired up to a super computer probably constantly viewing b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:43, archived)
# Tragically
I used to paint those things.. god I'm sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Nope, but I have played the demo for Dawn Of War
and it fucking rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:44, archived)
# I might be tempted to purchase that one
it's out later this month.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Me too.
I still find it great fun everytime the commander bloke smacks one of your enemies 50 feet across the map.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:50, archived)
# I don't normally go for Command and Conquer type games
as they tend to be simplistic point and click warfare, but apparently they have added a bit more strategy to the formula as each character engages the enemy with it's own a.i. battle system.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:54, archived)
# There's some interesting stuff in there,
I would recommend the demo to see what you think of it first, as you could in theory get by with simple point and click tactics, aleast against the computer opponents in the demo.
But as I've discovered with most games, how you play against a computer is often quite different to how you play against other people.
If you know what you're doing, all thedifferent stances, adn the morale system, and the customising what weapons your squads carry will make an awful lot of difference to how well you do.

That probably doesn't make much sense, as I'm crap at explaining stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 10:01, archived)
# It does make sense
I used to play a lot of Original Warhammer and every little detail could mean the difference between having a winning army or one that gets stuck in heavy ground because it's wearing too much armour. So it sounds pretty good to me.

Downloading the bittorrent file as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 10:06, archived)
# "THOUGHT BEGATS HERESY! HERESY BEGATS RETRIBUTION!"
Your heretic ways cast a shadow against the glorious light of the Emporer.



















or something.....i guess it's time for my pills..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:48, archived)
# I particulary liked
the screaming about "PURGING THE UNPURE!! WITH FIREEEEE!!!"

And then noticing that no one in the magazine had ever painted any troops as being anything other than 8 foot tall white men
(Willboy:, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:50, archived)
# You have a point there
And the Space Orks are always green - damn racists!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Aren't you a liitle short . . .
. . . for a klansman?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:41, archived)
# Brilliant.
*Going to get plastic people from attic later on*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Hehe,
he.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] ...



Top of the 'NING to you all!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:31, archived)
# hahahah
EXCELLENT!

That is fucking amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
# Arf!
Oi, Vader, take yer 'elmet off! I can't see!

Woo!

Krrrsssskkkk!

Kkoooorrrrr!

EDIT: I can't stop giggling 'Beep Boop'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
# Haha
very woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:34, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXcELENT!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Haha!
Nice!
(McChaff, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 10:19, archived)
# ace
although a new hope was episode 4 etc.

/pedantic twat
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)
# *cough*parallel universe*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# fairy nuff
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:40, archived)
# ?
Busy?
(jimcrock, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# That's genius that is
WOO!
(Artimus, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# BEEP BOOP indeed!
Woooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# woo hoo
that's thinking outside of the box!

*wanders off to buy Biggles figures*

these'll be worth a fortune in 15 years.

Ning to all and sundry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# quite sublime.
panowie.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:38, archived)
# Yayyy
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Astounding...
That is the best thing i have seen in a long time.
i envy your hummus, sir

woo etc.
(buggerlugs fold staple mutilate, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Tres woo!
Amazing... satire, humour, parallel universes, star wars piss-take, AND a compo entry as well?! You've got the lot in there. What more could we ask?
(Pseudonym, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 10:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ook
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:19, archived)
# haha,
good sub articles.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:21, archived)
# I'm beginning to love you


EDIT: cook?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:25, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:26, archived)
# That, my friends,
is humourous.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:28, archived)
# A most amusing start to the day
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:31, archived)
# Serves him right for crimes against cinema.

w/y
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] In a parallel universe, it is considered rude to stomp on buildings.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:05, archived)
# "Sit down we can't see the movie! Bloody monsters!"
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:07, archived)
# I'm fairly sure it is
in this universe too.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:09, archived)
# it is!?


shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:15, archived)
# damn.
*quits stomping on buildings as a past-time*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Hey!
You do that too!?

Isn't it typical, we just find a hobby we can enjoy together and the fascists stop us from doing it.

Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:17, archived)
# yes,
i have some friends who enjoy climbing large skyscrapers and smashing incoming planes so i might go into that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:18, archived)
# Dont you think this might be considered rude too?
Why not find a nice, fluffy hobby like nursing ill pets in the zoo?
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:21, archived)
# can i crush them?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Of course
But only if they are terminally ill.
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:25, archived)
# ok, my new hobby is crushing ill animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Why only one hundred and eleven?
What a strange number to crush!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Arf
Took me a while, though...
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:30, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:31, archived)
# like this
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)
# pssst!
elephant

I'll hold him down, you stomp on him . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:24, archived)
# I quite like
flapping my ineffectually small wings
tumbling clumsily along the deck of a ship
and blowing a couple of feeble smoke rings
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:22, archived)
# What, this ship?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooo etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Oh yes
[rubs hands]

I have more ready-shopped.

I am going to post shortly (unless I get £1,000,000 in a brown paper envelope)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Damn you!
*hands over brown envelope*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:33, archived)
# *posts anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
# I will
destroy you DTH
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:37, archived)
# CAHAGIYTYHE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:45, archived)
# oh no.
I can hear the crappy "comedy" music part of the theme tune now.
aaaaaargh.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Very rude indeed!
First time on in months for me after job hunting..so a big ning to you all
(Artimus, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:20, archived)
# did you kill many?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:21, archived)
# Six
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:23, archived)
# certainly did!
Got me a few carcasses on the wall here...my local neighbourhood taxidermist has had a good week!
(Artimus, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Yup
stuffing all week . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:29, archived)
# polite monsters
are cool!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:10, archived)
# Polite monsters
Its the way of the future...

W/Y/H!
(testmeuk, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:10, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:10, archived)
# *titter*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:22, archived)
# yay
ゴジラ
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Kaboom!


Related News Report
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:54, archived)
# snigger
v good
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:54, archived)
# don't press that button!
What, this button . . .

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:56, archived)
# Result
Into work, log in, check board and first two posts I see are pure class - livened up a shitty morning no end.

Excellent peril-spong too!
(testmeuk, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:12, archived)
# Buttons were made to be pushed!
What else are they for?

woo to the pic!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] apologies


well someone had to do it :|
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:51, archived)
# [sigh]
'ning

It's like you've been here years . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:54, archived)
# we're all bound for hell
(brickhead, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:50, archived)
# Ooer
errr.. I did chuckle though, so woo to you. Time for hull!
(Lord Of Losers, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:54, archived)
# Oh man
it takes a lot for me to say the line has been crossed.... but ce la b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:54, archived)
# Hmm?

While I decide, have a Woo!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:55, archived)
# 'Ning
chappy:)

*steals hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:57, archived)
# [sigh]
gets new hat from theft-proof, fire-proof, everything else-proof enormous pile of spare hats.

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:00, archived)
# But havent you heard?



there is no hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:01, archived)
# No, I haven't heard

*continues to wear hat
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:14, archived)
# *Points at pink hat and giggles*
.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:18, archived)
# *ignores

I have long learned no to take notice of proles like you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:24, archived)
# oooooohhhhhhh!!!
ho ho ho i know i shouldn't laugh but i am!

woo!

and get in the bus que while your at it you want the 666 to hull
(marky-MALFUNCTION, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:01, archived)
# That's quite disturbing,
but extremely well done! Have a woo for that!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:14, archived)
# there you go
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:17, archived)
# I Really really really really really REALLY should NOT find that funny
But.... i just can't help laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Hmmm
First time I have found something on B3ta unpleasantly distasteful.

You are all laughing at a girl that got burnt alive in a car crash caused by a drunk driver and had the misfortune to live through it.

Anyway, I guess it was time I got offended by something; proves I have some traces of humanity left I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:50, archived)
# ARGH

I have to go to school now after having 2 hours sleep last night
edit: and how did the nameservers on this domain resolve instantly?
edit 2: since when is the b3tra clock right?
and did the domains resolve instantly because the registrar and host are both at the planet?
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:28, archived)
# Just sleep through your lessons
it worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:29, archived)
# me too:)
and thats why i work for the council:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:30, archived)
# meh, councils good enough
*cruises and snoozes his way through school*
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:32, archived)
# thats the spirit!
always settle for 'good enough' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:33, archived)
# a house, coca cola,
and t'interweb is a plush lifestyle for me!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:36, archived)
# Erm
then dont move to oxfordshire....houses cost the earth!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:43, archived)
# ace I've got loads of spare earth
money however is tight
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:56, archived)
# Which Council do you work for?
I'm a Local Authority slave in Nottinghamshire myself.
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:21, archived)
# in reply to the edit1:
VOODOO!

edit2:the b3ta clocks been right for ages
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:38, archived)
# verisign
have started using quick dns that sorts itself out very quickly indeed.

Fuck school have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Lets test version 2:




Story#1 Story#2
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:14, archived)
# 'ning
:)

edit: well im off to San francisco on wednesday so i promise to bring back a pic of the shrk/bridge/hellychopper:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:17, archived)
# v good
better than the last one in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:19, archived)
# Thanks.
The last one was going to be the first part of a series of stories.
I might carry it on, but I just wanted to do a different story to test the rebuilt "template".
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:22, archived)
# MAGNIFICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:58, archived)
# Woo yay and it has to be real
\could be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:04, archived)
# yes
yes these are grand.
(kaibosh, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:08, archived)
# super fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 10:17, archived)
# 'Ning All


Also, have the Imageready/photoshop .psd file I made, so you can make your own stampy things!
(471 kb)

Here!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:17, archived)
# :hides from the inevitable bandwagon
(Mori, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:26, archived)
# Well, I'm a bit shit at everything tattyshop really
so It's good to make something people can use.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:28, archived)
# 'Ning
you north of the border chappy:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:26, archived)
# Ning M'lovely
Unfortunately, I can't spend all day on B3ta today.

"damn you college!"

Right,I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:29, archived)
# Me neither:(
until i get to work that is:) mwoahahahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:30, archived)
# My school has blocked b3ta...
But not 4rthur.. YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:45, archived)
# boo
have you tried jelly.b3ta.com I know some people can get round crazy firewall blockage with that.

if they have blocked it, how are you on here?
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:47, archived)
# I think
i would prefer it the other way around...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:04, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:15, archived)
# :( im feeling rather unfluffy, Can ya'll post some fluffy pics Plzzz






(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:15, archived)
#

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:20, archived)
# Yay!
thankyou
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:22, archived)
# ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:23, archived)
# here you are
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:41, archived)
# Is it dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:43, archived)
# No,
just resting from a hard day of being a cute puppy.
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:48, archived)
#
tiring stuff i can tell ye
(marky-MALFUNCTION, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:56, archived)
# Woo!
Very nice!

I did a bear earlier today...

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:57, archived)
# I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:00, archived)
# T'was an unweildy behemoth, too...
I did it in Imageready. It got more complicated the more I played with it.

/edit: I'm going to bed! Gnite, B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:03, archived)
# g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:15, archived)
# :)
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:02, archived)
# quo ?
bottom right ?
(schminkypinky, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:24, archived)
# haha
subliminiminal!
(I helped save b3ta! cunilinguini, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Pandas!
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:00, archived)
# Yay for pandas!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:01, archived)
# Heh heh
that's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:03, archived)
# Aaargh!
Another Japanese city-destroying monster!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:06, archived)
# Bridge - check
Shark - no
Helicopter - no

It's a fake!

(but a heartily Woosome fake!)

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:05, archived)
# YAY! PANDAMANIA!







edit: ning by the way
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:41, archived)
# I love pandas, they're my friends.
Woo! Anyone done WWF fighting yet? (yes I know they changed their name)

I love teh panda!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:02, archived)
# WWF fighting?
www.wwf.org/?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:04, archived)
# What a lovely
pair of Pandas..
Ryu-Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:03, archived)
#
good art of fighting woo!

woo to your woo!

(marky-MALFUNCTION, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:05, archived)
# i like starting the day
the mofaha way :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:29, archived)
# Time Magazine Goatse
This might be old news...but in case you haven't seen it yet, this is defintetly goatse joke by some sick puppy over at Time.

Click Here For Time Goatse
(avid, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:19, archived)
# Uh,
scroll down two threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:22, archived)
# seconded!
Though it may be too soon for glassco.cx to have picked it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:28, archived)
# that's actually the third time tonight ...
:P

funny though
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:31, archived)
# a google image search for is it real (though technically it jsut searched "real" damn google)
returned this:
sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/the-real-goatse-wallpaper.jpg
it's safe, honset.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:59, archived)
# I'm so stupid!
I keep a glass snifter on my desk to hold cigarettes. I just opened a pack, pulled out all 20, and jammed them into my tea.

/edit: soggy fags don't burn worth a fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:02, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
/non-smoker
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:03, archived)
# Bastard!
How are you this fine morning?

Oh, and I like your news alert thing. Different fonts or spacing for the header and the scrolly text would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:06, archived)
# I'm not bad
I should be asleep, but alas i havent felt tired yet.
I'm hoping to see Anchorman today, if I can be bothered to get to the cinema.
I've also just realised I need a piss.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:14, archived)
# I'm fine on the piss front
though nearing the end of my being able to form coherant sentences for the day and getting ready to crash.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:25, archived)
# I jsut returned from my bathroom adventure
to find Alabama 3 playing on my MP3 player. Hurray.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:26, archived)
# I heard the originals broke up
but I didn't realize they were into their third sequal...

/stomps foot like a red-necked bastard

♪ Play me some mountain music
Like Grandma and Grandpa used to play ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:30, archived)
# They broke up?
wha? huh?
*googles to try and find news*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:40, archived)
# The original Alabama.
www.thealabamaband.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:46, archived)
# Ooooooooh
/feels like an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:49, archived)
# Don't feel bad
at least you didn't dunk a fistfull of fags in your refreshments.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:53, archived)
# Ahhh, after a bit of reading on All Music Guide
That Alabama Band sued Alabama 3 and made them change their name to A3 in the states.
Those crazy yanks.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:55, archived)
# We sue better than anyone else in the world!*
*and over the most trivial shit imaginable.

I'm suprised Alabama hasn't sued the state of Alabama.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:59, archived)
# Also I've reworked as much of the display of the news "screen" as needed redoing now.
I just need to draw a couple of positions for the reader, and come up with some stories and all should be well!
(hopefully)
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:15, archived)
# Poor guy
are there any stores open?
(Human, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:05, archived)
# Oh it's not a big problem
I have 4 more clips and an ammo box full*.

/reloads


*4 packs and a carton
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:07, archived)
# Now let's see if you wreck those ones as well.
Non smokers shall rejoice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:04, archived)
# Most likely...
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Smoking may seriously
damage your cigarettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 7:10, archived)
# Three words:
Digicam - upload - now!

We want to see your soggy fag misery.*

*nothing much else happening on the board at the mo, so might as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:16, archived)
# Ahhh
they've been filed away in the special bunker where I proudly display all the failures of my life and hence swaddled with the luxuriant, fragrant compost of the ahstray.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:27, archived)
# Actual Time Magazine cover
It looks familiar
(xiphoid process, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:03, archived)
# Easy to sneak in:
Immigration or Goatse images?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:08, archived)
# They get everywhere!
Rikki Tikki Chavi

Click image for slightly bigger [new window]
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:47, archived)
# I
used to love that book.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Bell Division, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 8:28, archived)
# They sound magnificent


But you really don't want to be around when they've got runny noses.

It's been ages since I posted anything, but I'm bored & at work, and I thought, 'well, why not..?'
(Cheeley - which is what makes time travel possible, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:41, archived)
# Whoa
Lurker extraordinaire!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:15, archived)
# Scince the board is so dead


I'll repost one of my personal favorites [edit] which no one else seems tocare much for
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:41, archived)
# There is a resemblance
(Cheeley - which is what makes time travel possible, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:04, archived)
# I'd like to ask the opinions of anyone still awake




Earlier Story

What do you think of this type/style of picture/post? Good or bad.

I'm working on a couple of flash files to make it easier to make new versions of these, so any opinions or ideas would be useful.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 4:54, archived)
# SCREW YOU ALL THEN
ignore me, see if I care.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:05, archived)
# Keep in mind, it's a deep question.
Advice can be tricky. For example,
you advised we all screw. A fine idea, but I'm a bit shy in that area.

Also, you obviously care very much to send us your screwing wishes, and for that you cannot be ignored.

If you need encouragement, just ask. Here are some happy tits!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:14, archived)
# ARF!
happy tits indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:17, archived)
# Are they happy
because they are so firm?

Or are they so firm because they are happy?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:21, archived)
# They are happy
because I suck. I suck hard, okay?

Suck, suck, suck, double triple sucking sucker suck, sir.

One day they will look so good, people will be shopping cocks on it for 4 hours straight.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:27, archived)
# Forget the 'shopping!
*prods screen*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:29, archived)
# That is a wonderful thing you've made!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:31, archived)
# A great start! Very woo!
Flash sounds like a great idea for the scrolling headline. The anchorman could use some subtle expression change with the mini screen, like a supressed smile when something awful happens. Maybe a story about a cat and then someone runs on the set and stabs him in the head. See? Irony.

Keep it up, good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:09, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:10, archived)
# [stumbles in late]
Good!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:21, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:27, archived)
# I don´t know.
But I am too dumb to post a composite picture without making it look like shit.

So it´s probably great.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:22, archived)
# 2 words
pre tags
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:27, archived)
# Couple of thoughts.
The 'news just in' takes up valuable ticker space, could it just be 'breaking news' flashing on the line above.

The newsreader should be rubbing his hands as it's been a slow night and now things are moving.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:23, archived)
# I'll let you in on a little secret with the news just in bit
it's to reduce the filesize of that animated gif.
I think I'm going to redesign the News Just In bit so it looks better.
Thanks for the suggestions
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:27, archived)
# Ah
I'd wondered about that, but then I thought if you had a finite amount of text to show, it would probably be about the same to show more frames of less text or less frames of more text.

TJ: Looking forward to all the shrooms after this rain lets up!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:33, archived)
# Woo to you sir
How many gifs make up the whole image, and how do you get them to tile without gaps, etc.?

    Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:58, archived)
# There's 5 gifs
i made the original as one big image, then broke it down ot make teh smaller ones, and used pretags to get them in the right places.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 6:04, archived)

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