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[challenge entry] fucking traffic
(hamchicken&peas, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:31, archived)
# I`d love to see a giant hamster go on a rampage through the london traffic
I`d watch from the office window

KILL THEM ALL, RAMBO THE HAMSTER
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:46, archived)
# Haha
that would be ace
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] pesky kids'll pay this time...
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:29, archived)
# please sir,
can we have our ball back?

Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:30, archived)
# *shakes walking stick*
not on your nelly!
(I helped save b3ta! ginmakesamanmean Few and far between, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:30, archived)
# meh
'sfair enough

*keeps you occupied while my mates break into your house and steal your things*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:32, archived)
# Woo
I used to have and old 4 door 205!
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:13, archived)
# They say these things'll kill me one day
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:18, archived)
# don't listen to them
*takes out insurance policy on you*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:20, archived)
# *waits for someone
to replace with crudely drawn cock.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:21, archived)
# are you smoking a.......
...old dog turd?

That would most defo do you in.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:21, archived)
# I thought it was tampax.
For the 'larger' lady.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)
# jumping jeasus .......
on a pogo stick. That would be for the larger lady. Or the essex brand.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:26, archived)
# "Designed especially for those
heavy flow days."
That advert made me cringe.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:28, archived)
# it's not as bad as the advert
where the little girl is dead against a tree, then her arm 'unbreaks' and she slides across the floor and comes back to life
*shuders at remembering it*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:34, archived)
# that's not as bad as that one
with Lynda Barker in it. uuurrrgghhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:36, archived)
# That one is bad
but the traffic one makes me cringe when the wrist cracks back into place
GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:38, archived)
# you should see the film Audition, if you haven't
it's like that for most of the 2nd half. The first half is all about the story and things and dull and stuff, then there's this point where it all become strange and from that point on you'll never be the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:42, archived)
# GAAK BLURG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But me right of my muller cranbery fruit corner!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:37, archived)
# look closer son
its an endangered species
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Clunk!!!!!!!!
Penny drops.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:28, archived)
# If you'd bothered to look at the filename...
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:23, archived)
# ewww - you're smoking a dead man's cock...
but woo for doing so
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:23, archived)
# heh heh!
I still prefer to club them!!
WOO ET YAY = HOOPLA
(its a bloody shambles, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:28, archived)
# eh eh eh
pearoast opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:32, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)
# hahahaha!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:25, archived)
# Oh...
OK then...
(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Forks
are the stuff of legend!
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:17, archived)
# reminds me of all the arrows flying in 'Hero'
- top film
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:18, archived)
# oh god
someone needs to shop forks instead of all those arrows... it would be so watermelloningly viral
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:21, archived)
# that would take a lifetime, or some sort of computer program.... hmnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)
# computer?
program?

huh- whatever future boy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:34, archived)
# love it!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:17, archived)
# maybe it's the epilepsy...
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:18, archived)
#
If it's from the charts in the last 15 years I'm clueless.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:18, archived)
# He was the troubled singer
from legendary 80s band, Joy Division (who became New Order).
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:20, archived)
# *nods head*
*stares at cheese sandwich*
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:21, archived)
# are you going to eat all of that?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)
#
Get in your grave Grandad!






/Reaches for said lasers
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:20, archived)
# pah
I dont think he is even old at all if he cant get that reference to - love, love will tear us apart again
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha, ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:20, archived)
# Ian Curtis = God
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:20, archived)
# I agree
1979. I was four.

Loved Joy Division ever since.

(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:27, archived)
# Me too
on both counts
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:29, archived)
# I thought he was a 24 hour party person
Another myth destroyed by the interweb =(
(previously on the west wing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
that is truly great
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)
# you are damn talented
WOO YAY
+ a bonus HOUPLA for using one of my favorite bands
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:23, archived)
# Very kind
it's not really 'talent'
Can I have a FP then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:26, archived)
# if it was me to decide
yes
i've already made it go viral (i have so many friends that are/were into joy div)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:31, archived)
# That's my bandwidth
limit up for this month then..

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Poor Ian. Being that tired all the time must be hanging.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Badly Drawn Fish

Bugger! I forgot the scales!
(ahahahahaha! To mess up compo stats you need "Plays on word")
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:10, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:11, archived)
# yaya!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Yay for Goldfish
WOOO!

did you eat his dorsal fin?
(its a bloody shambles, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:17, archived)
# it does say
"Badly Drawn Fish". The new name for my band.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Jack likes bunnies. But he likes bunnyhops better.
(schoey, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# I don't like his willy.


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# you`d rather get off to crazy frog
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
# NSFW???
heh heh!
(its a bloody shambles, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:31, archived)
# Liar.
You're all about the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# *closes door to cock shrine*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# haha
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
# when source pics collide
...WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
#
that is tres gute!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)
# That
is special that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:10, archived)
# He looks likes he's having fun.
Woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:10, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:11, archived)
# nice air
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:12, archived)
# changed this a bit
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:02, archived)
# yes
it's better now.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)
# That's

Funny
(Seamus O'Blimey, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I gots me a seedy rom drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# omg
i love that. faaaaantastic.
(*maso*, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Haha! Top notch!
Also, this settles the age-old problem:
www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Daddy&q2=Chips&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Pft!
And woo to the pic!
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)
# I love your kitty picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:02, archived)
# are you sure it isn't a picture of him?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Thanks
That's Simba, he's one of four.

I think I'd better crop the dying plant out though.
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:03, archived)
# It makes a contrast,
making your cat seem more alive :)
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Simba
is Swahili for Lion.
Rename him hard!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# I knew that
(though I've never seen the Lion King honest).

He is like a lion, lording it over the other cats. And at least there is a distant familial connection of the feline kind; imagine calling a toy poodle 'Simba' ! www.angelfire.com/sc/simba/
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:29, archived)
# This was a close one...
www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=polar+bear&q2=bees&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)
# It was a draw
I don't remember that form the film
www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Kramer&q2=Kramer&B1=Make+a+fight%21&compare=1&langue=us
(previously on the west wing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:19, archived)
# press the button and squash her!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)
# ARF!
In fact ARF ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)
# haha
chortle
*snork*
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# thats worth more chuckles
than barry and paul combined
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# excellent!
puntastic, no less


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Heehee!
I'll take ten.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:03, archived)
# excellent!
hope she's clean...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:05, archived)
# that's cool
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:12, archived)
# I would love to own a miniature lady

love to!!
edit: ahem. do you have a higher res version of that... for research?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)
# I have one at work
but today I am off sick.

I offer you this less well made tiny lady instead...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:27, archived)
# thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 17:21, archived)
# ?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:55, archived)
# you been watching salad fingers?
Looks a bit like him,

Creepy but noice
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:55, archived)
# Arf, I love your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
# Sheer
Genius
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Could it be
Garfield that they are carrying onto the Bonfire(?) ?
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:03, archived)
# Hope so....
Hate that duck, er i mean cat!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:04, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:54, archived)
# *sigh*
It's so true...

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:55, archived)
# Blunkett wasn't the only Home Secretary with a secret, son.


nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:55, archived)
# I woo your punctuation !
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# 2nded
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)
# I noticed that too.
Ugly bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
# woo!
yes, we'd best reveal this and get it out of the way before the election...
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)
# What the fuck is wrong
with Charles Clarke's ears?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Nothing...
...that a pair of secateurs wouldn't solve.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)
# I still think he looks more like...



Mind you, I keep getting told I look like Johnny Vegas.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# !
Two of my least favourite people in one picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)
# that's lovelyly done
that is
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:12, archived)
# Attack of the Zombunnies.......


Larger
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:53, archived)
# Woo!
and a yay!

Can the bunnies rip her clothes off?

oh go on.

Excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:55, archived)
# They could......
....but I'd make you pay for it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
# how much?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
# Fifty pee.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:57, archived)
# how about fifty pence instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Yes, how much?
I get paid 2morrow
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:57, archived)
# I'd charge an extortionate £40 to sink that low.......
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# haha - that's not extortionate

is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)
# For a quick B&W cartoon of a bird being undressed by bunnies?
I think so......why? Willing to pay? :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:02, archived)
# £40 quid you say?
Throw in a traced picture of a tea cup and some shitty 3d hands and you my sir may have a deal, arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# you'll quickly be on your way to earning 32k
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# snigger!
gaffaw gaffaw
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:02, archived)
# What's all this about 32k?
I keep on hearing about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:03, archived)
# they like to mention
my wages a lot, it makes them feel better because most of them are poor bastards with no life or career oppertunities.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Hooray for dole!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)
# could you pro-rata that taking out the london weighting.
and adding to it the value of any property you own and current outstanding debt, then we can get a true value on the figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Hey
it beats ripping off other ppls work tea boy,

Milk 2 sugars, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:18, archived)
# Who's work has he ripped off?
Need gossip
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:20, archived)
# sum 3D developer
and a crap one at that, also he traces pics from the net and posts them as his own
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:23, archived)
# I've ripped noones work off :P
I do 3D design work for various mod projects, and they say that every piece of work i've ever made or posted here was stolen from someone else. They think they're very clever, but infact they are retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:30, archived)
# hey!
you're just quoting somebody else!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:41, archived)
# HA HA!!
Couldnt have said it better myself, although I could have traced it, but it wouldnt have been the same
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:44, archived)
# oi! perv
www.b3ta.com/board/4200800

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# your point?
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)
# *points*
your turn
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:11, archived)
# *goal*
2-1 your turn
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:27, archived)
# brilliant as always

i love cowboy boots, everybody should wear them
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
# They reminds me...
of my brothers in the 80's, *shudder* status quo and cowboy boots. *shuddddddder*
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# *Hangs head
as ever when you turn up.

Edit: i mean since you put us to shame, not that youre disliked...
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Woo!
Aceness.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Haha!
In their tiny tunnels,
Teeth as sharp as knives,
The long eared ones are coming,
So run, run, run,
For your lives.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# *applauds*
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Still on a zombie theme?
it's fantastic, but why are the bunnies helpless against the stool?

(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:11, archived)
# They have an irrational phobia of varnished wooden furniture.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:12, archived)
# Kinda like me in that regard i guess
strange for zombified rabbits to act so rationally
(Azzek!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Because they're allergic
to poo.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:12, archived)
# Bit late replying
But another great pic. Huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Let the evils combine...

(turdwrestler, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:53, archived)
# celebrity headswap:
my good friend Tony bears some resemblance to Ian McKellen
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# top shop!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Gaffaw gaffaw!!!
Feckin class, I agree with you.

Toss her from a high building too
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:54, archived)
# nice onw
nice one buddy
(I helped save b3ta! st3x, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)
# a cattle... Can you see it First Inch?


Yay, I really am getting my monies worth out of that cat's head I bought :)
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# wow!
that's one of the best animal things i've seen on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# *gazes*
Thats lovely.

'noon all.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# crikey
that's a bit good

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# blimey that`s a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
# fucking hell
thats a bit good
(Hazhar, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:54, archived)
# Beautiful!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:54, archived)
# WOW
that's so damn good, you made unlurk





/relurks
(soldinio - fairly mingning today, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
# nicely done
very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)
# Yay!
very nice.
I couldn't see it to start off with.
I do like these very much!

was a bit slow replying, trying to sort out a wireless problem at work
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Add wires
it helps ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:10, archived)
#
pffft!
I'm trying to do as little as possible with it, but it can't be helped sometimes!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:19, archived)
# meanwhile, at another useless stall...
Hosted by Madness Temple

the first
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
# hehehehehehehe
snigger
*snort*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
# ha ha
he needs an MBA graduate to improve his distribution system and lead time.

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)
# grooooooan
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Arf!
Fantastic punnage.

I wouldn't pay twenty five pee for a straw though.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# This weeks compo stats while Doc G's in prison:


People and animals were very popular throughout and the trend seemed to lean towards making things bigger than they are (48% of all posts)

Come back Doc G all is forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# what's the 2 ronnies one?
i vote for that to win
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# 3 people made Ronnie Corbet bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)
# close, but no cigarillo
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# I'm surprised knob gags didn't happen more often in this compo.
And how do you tell whether the thing has been made bigger/smaller or the rest of the picture has been made bigger/ smaller?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# I tended to take it that the subject had changed size
rather than the rest of the universe. But you're quite right
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)
# no Mort category?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)
# just the one mort post I think
I may have put some in my pocket and forgot to count them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
#
nice WTF? category!

Can you make it a bit more blurry next time? Or was that a scale joke ;)

You had a baptism of fire. I'd give the Doc his copy of Excel back if I were you!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)
# yeah - it was fine as a .psd
when I optimised it it went very fuzzy. I tried fannying about with it, but seems as it's not that good anyway I was thinking the fuzz might hide a multitude of cutting sins.

I have no pretentions or desire to take Doc G's place, he's the master and I'm just his dark apprentice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# for reference, the categories in order are:
People (other)
Animals
Household Items
Heavenly Bodies
WTF?
Transport
Buildings
Norks
Little & Large
Beadle
Blessed
2 Ronnies
Gullier
Krankies
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# word up
I vote you do it every week
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# please don't
if it looks fuzzy you need glasses.

been lurking today?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
# no
the guy who normally does all the work is faking being ill (he fucking well is faking too) and I'm holding it all together
what a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:17, archived)
# the enlargement
is stull blurry!

And you could have done a chart indicating quality of entries. :D
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for compo.

Click it to big it.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Is she.....
Wearing kickers boots? Looks like it

Nice by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# And why.....
cant we see her minge reflected in the table?
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)
# Because it wasn't there on the source image.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# plus she`s jail bait!


ooh! www.j-walk.com/other/annoying/index.htm

two b3ta pics in there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# OMG
what have you done to my eyes??? they're bleeding
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)
# 4 is truly messed up
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:54, archived)
# did you
watch the patches video on that page?
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
# 11
evokes happy memories
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:25, archived)
# DOUBLE Poo
I can send you a pic of a girls minge (an adults of course) if you want. After typing this I realise I now sound like a complete perv!

Go me!

Minge for prime minister!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# hooray!
me for prime minister!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
# fnarr fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Thanks, but no thanks for the minge.
If I need to look at a female minge I'll just look in the mirror when I'm nude.

And in any case, aren't we already being ruled by a merkin?

/littlebitofpolitics
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)
# cool
Can I watch too?

Sorry sorry couldnt resist, but you did walk into that one
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# lovely.
nice reflections.
have a woo, and also a yay.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# cute innit
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usfirst piccie post
(mofitzy, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# No.
Drop it onto rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Its like
Someone has been playing pool with its eye sockets

P.s. Welcome to B3ta, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# they've been here longer than you!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# HANDBAGS AT THE READY!!
sorry!!!

It did say first pic post, fuggin ell calm down mate!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)
# just saying there's little point welcoming someone
to b3ta when they're not a new member.

and i see your handbag and raise you a trolley:
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Well.........
they do say lurk for a while before you post
(mofitzy, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)
# it paid off didn't it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Well done.
Top lurkage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 16:14, archived)
# ta
very much!
(mofitzy, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)
#
fucking hell. top lurkage! over 3 years and thats your first picture post!

And it deserves a Woo and a Yay too!
Come back soon!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)
# 'ear 'ear
(*maso*, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Vimto and not Monkey Beer?
woo anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# won't take long for someone else to do it
(Hazhar, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)
# or change it to say
vomit
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)
# .
not entirely sure what monkey beer is, tbh. only got here...
(*maso*, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# must....buy....
fancy...suit...

Argh! I hate mind-altering product placements!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)
# oh right
sorry, didnt do that on purpose. it was a stupid daytrip picture, didnt realise products are a no-no...
(*maso*, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Ahaha, that took me awhile
Woo and suchlike!
(Fido Dido, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Woo and yay
poor excuse for a lame Vimto pearoast
(Pearly Pearl, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Oh how I laughed
This is funnier than a funny thing on national funny day. And yes its tonight!


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I wonder if they are playing their lo res songs for that game?
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:30, archived)
# wehay
oh Metro, is there a finer paper?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# I dont
get it?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# That's because it's free.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# wots
to get? its an advert for the quo, and possibly their day carers too!
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Oh
OK : )
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)

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