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# Fugg off you fugging cunts, i'll fugging kill you all, bastards...
...have you got a spare fag?


Click for fugging bigger yer bastards.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)
# and he was such a nice young man.. very quiet


woo
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# S'always the quiet ones mate
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# aye.. silent but deadly
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# like me
MUCH LIKE ME, JULIETTE.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:47, archived)
# silent, deadly, and a randy little buck bag

*porks Dottie*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# has he been on the sugar-free lemonade again?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# ARF!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# hang on i've got some
*hands over spare gayer*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# ANDREW!

Go to your room!

Woo!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# "GO. TO. YOUR. ROOOOOOOOM."
Later... "He went to his room. This is his room."

/Dr. Who.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)
# Yes, Oi'm Ya Mummy. I Lav Yoo.
/EastEnd accent, that ALL Londoners have on TV.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha
I love you too Carowallis
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Hurrah, then let us be married!
And have beautiful children!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Yes!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# God those kids were freaky
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Didn't see it
/Doesn't watch TV
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:58, archived)
# he'sh my besht hic-friend
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Nice heroin accent he's got there,
Chav from the Black Lagoon?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# I like his
flared flippers.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Twatted on Mokey Beer again.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# yep
always the way.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Peeyaow! Peeyaow!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Powf!
Me like.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# .
thankyoukindly
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
cool
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# Hooray!
Is he shooting at mice?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# News Just In:
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Brilliant
Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Thank yous!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Ohh yer...
That's the reason why he doesn't want a referendum.

He's an arabic bale!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# Tee hee
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# WINDMILL!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# What windmill, Wally?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Why, Windy's windmill where Wersil washes whiter
with wrong witches wringers . . .


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Why? With whom?
Wasted with washing whiteners? Way weird!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)
# Woo! Way! Woupla!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# maybe the weirdest thing I've ever read...

maybe
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Is that REAL!?
Fundamentalism
exposed!!!!?????

edit: not that they
ever feel the need
to hide, judgin from
the screaming
maniacs I get in the
main square every
Sunday.....
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# maybe
maybe not
I just can't think of a context for it...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)
# I think
they might be taking the piss.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Erm yes. Quite.
Mmmm queer fetus *drools*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Bum a homophobe for good luck
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)
# who's?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Not the homophobe's
That's for sure
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Probably not good luck
for the homophobe.
cf. lucky rabbits feet - not lucky for the rabbit.
EDIT: chance for a really old pearoast
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Oh, I dunno,
them that shout the loudest
have the most to hide, I find!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Fabric hates me.
Not happy with the left hand really, but it's ok for a 4am drawing.


Cfb
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# It's very good......
Don't worry about left hand it's okay, less is more, eh?
Not as bad as Beadle hand.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# It's supposed to be cupped around her waist.
But I couldn't get a sense of depth to it.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Elbow would be tight against her side if hand is reaching around waist
... I know these things.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Nah.
Its on her stomach, not around her waist, and she has a corset so her waist is in tighter anyway.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Well I like it
Woo
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:36, archived)
# Pissed manga bird
I would
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Me too
Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
I repeat:

PFFFT
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Woo!
how is that chair fixed to the floor?!?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# I
ron
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# I
Claudius
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Via the
power of imagination - the same thing that kept Peter Pan young and alive, or stocked up on crack cocaine. Or teabags. I forget what his magical superpowers were...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Teabagging
Definately
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Your posts make
my head hurt, my eyes water and keep my keyboard covered in tea. Thankyou.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# thats ace
LOL!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Dose the Adam Sandler come in black?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Dose the Adam Sandler with come on his back?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# roast the
Adam Sandler then Imac his sack?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# you dropped this
m
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
#
from where?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)
#
Immac
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)
# indeed
unless you are going to drop a computer on his sack?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Ouch
that's gonna sting
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Thor my friend

If you are undertaking correcting Vultan's spelling, I hope you get paid per letter . . .


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# no,
but it does cum in devine browm.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Heh heh!
You're really into this compo aren't you?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Pfft!
Well, I figured I might aswell do something useful with my time.

*tries to do proper work*
*fails*
*draws more cereal*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# have you tried uri gellers benders?

or tom hanks castaway flakes?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Not yet
But I imagine I'll pack in another 3.45512x1045 entries before tomorrow. They may be included
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# CHRISTY!
Best one yet The Neville.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That's super Nev!

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# That right tickled me that did.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:47, archived)
# free adam sandler! oh noes!
when did he get locked up?
/obvious and crap joke

but pffffft!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Odds please...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# For the love of god...
... please no more crazy fekkin frog pictures...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# ^^This^^
Even though I'm guilty of it too
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Please listen to Mr T
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# I've taken note of the big man's words...
it was my first and last frog...
forgive me...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
# MR T
I pity the fool - who doesn't listen to mister T
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# bangwagon u say?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# The alien would always win.
I think they are impossible to annoy, seeing as they act pretty pissed-off at the best of times.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# well
Alian has got form but isn't a horse and crazy frogs insanity may lead to either poor or unpridictablely brilliant moves. so a conservative 7 to 4 on the frog
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Perhaps
1/0 : 1/0 against
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Geller and Clary were trying out the new Lynam look
inspired by room 101 last night
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# pizza of doom
sorry

edit: thats just scary...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# not
here I see an ammusing shop of clarey (the camp one not the arch bishop errr no hang on, the one that wears dresses not the archbishop, no err hang on, the publicity seeking TV hungry twat not the archbishop, err no fuck it they are one and the same)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# You rang?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# peter mandelson
on the left
aicmfp
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# That's the first time I've ever seen
a moustache make a man look
LESS gay!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Clary actualy looks gayer.
How queer.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:39, archived)
# paul and barry?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Reminds me of a demented
John Clese
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Look at mie radickle skillz!
I am liek the bunny hopting!

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Teh
1337. Have a crappy pearoast from last night.



/edit - is he teh vampaire kat? becos he is having no shaddoe.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# I wouldn't want any of this:
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Always read the label

Someone should have told Shmi.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Me likes lot.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)
# Tee hee
good work
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Woo
y/h
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Arf!
W/Y/D!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)
# I likes....
...it.

Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)
# woo
that is well above anyones RDA
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# brilliant!
*sends link to mate*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# HA HA
Top stuff! God that film was wank, when he did the "Nooooooooooo!" bit the whole cinema, as one, burst out laughing. You have to think that as George was probably aiming for the emotions of sadness and loss, this scene was somewhat of a failure.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Me n my mates cheered


'cos we are futurama fans!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Perhaps he was suffering from a sudden bout of amnesia.

I love futurama.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Oh tell me!!
I love Zoidberg!

There's something so
tragi-comedy about the,
erm, man...

'Yay! Everybody's looking at me!'
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Oddly enough I was listening to the audio comentary
to the 'Birdbot of Icekertraz' episode last night, and billy west does the whole thing in character as Zoidberg. It's terrific.

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:34, archived)
# LOL!
Oh, I gotta get me some of that!

Im amazed ppl don't use em for soundboards,
in Family Guy commentary for example, the
guys who do the voices all treat you to what
they WOULD have said had they not been
edited!! It's WELL funny, and very adult!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# num

For Lunch I had two quarter pounder venison burgers
from the greasy burger van and two cans of IRN BRU.
What are you eating?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Subway 12" meatball Sandwich
Cheese & onion crisps and diet pepsi
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Best. Sandwich. Ever.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# correct
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# What are those subway sandwich places like?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# shit
but addictive
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)
# ah! a bit like greasy burger van food.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# yes, you greedy git!
2 quarter-pounders!

edit: and after that egg sandwich this morning too! I don't know....
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# I'm not eatnig that again (probably will)
I feel bit sick and I got the meat sweats.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# What mystical Burger Van
is this that does Venison Burgers?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# fantastic
if you like 12" meatball sandwiches with cheese & onion crisps and diet pepsi
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# I dunno,
I might try that tomorrow.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Please report back
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# If I do I will
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# do
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Delicious
And with such a choice
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Haha
I haven't had lunch yet, but will probably nip out for an egg sandwich and some crisps in a bit.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)
# I had an egg sandwich this morning,
it was nice.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Kerazzy salad!

'Woo!, go Prunes!' welds Oddjob!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)
# You and your salad madness!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# 'Danish Feta and Crispy Smoked Bacon!'

Chubbs Oddjob!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# woo
and a spicy chicken and vegetable balti pie and a nice cup of tea.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)
# nothing yet...
cant decide what to go for...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)
# ooooh!
that sounds fine!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Nothing yet
But the cravings are kicking in for western food now I'm only a week away :(

Probably have some noodles or something
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Noodles with heaps of soy sauce
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# A baked bean toastie on Hovis bread
I love Dave the Facts
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)
# Can't forget the can of pop
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)
# and yet you
seemed to, I may consider withdrawing my vote.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Nay
It should be kept seperate from baked beans at all times
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Fizzy pop should never be mixed with beans
and beans should never be cooked in a chip pan.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# THey're quite good
I haven't had one of them in years.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# I've finished that
So now I'm going to get some wotsits and a flapjack. I'm not allowed near pizza anymore.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# why not?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# A thing
I found.

/edit and of course woo to the pic.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)
# in a bin or the street?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Don't get him started on the lifts
Or we'll be here all day.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Och! Dave and those lifts!
it's impossible to get him out of them.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)
# beeflettucehorseradish again
on a massive ciabatta. The bakery are getting better!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Horseradish is good with chips
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# oooooh
i have never tried that

*remembers*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# I discovered that by accident
not as good as mustard though.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Diet Coke with Lime
Tesco Chicken Fajita wraps (3)
Golden delicious apple
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Golden Fanjita?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# eww . . . .

tastes of Purple cock!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# um
don't think it tasted of purple cock :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:38, archived)
# cor!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Breakfast
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# cornflakes or toast or something?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# Nice
Cheese and onion pasty, a Caramac and a bottle of diet coke with vanilla.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# I'm glad
they brought caramac back

Caramac kitkats now too

Caramacattack
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:40, archived)
# 1RN BRU
is that a postcode?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:42, archived)
# Nope.
In England it's one of these combinations

(Letter)(number) (number) (letter) (letter)
(Letter)(letter) (number) (number) (letter) (letter)
(Letter)(number) (number) (number) (letter) (letter)
(Letter)(letter) (number) (number) (number) (letter) (letter)

Apart from the Giro place in Bootle which is G1R 0AA
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Rustlers Micro Burger.......
With Fabulious baken boys Chocolate brownies

MMMMMMMM!!!!!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# i'm hungry...
is it lunch yet?

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!
Oh, I like that, very much! :D
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Have a.....
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)
# A Brew-Stave-Chunder?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Nah,
a bagscorevomit.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
# A teasongspew?
 
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Tea sing Chunder
?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Pfft
That's terriffic, that is.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant. What riff is that?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Estranged.......
Sorry
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Cor
nice.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Nicely done!
Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
# hoho!
yes, yes it is lunch time
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Why do I find this headline funny?


From teh BBC
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# because you are a sicko
like me
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:02, archived)
# the metro yesterday had a great headline
"student jailed for calling police horse gay"
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)
# I'd forgotten about that...
Laughing away to myself on the bus, I was!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Cambridge teenager arrested for pizza attack on Queen
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Man "had piece of wood"
Local paper (Coleraine Chronicle) when I was at uni, 1990 or thereabouts. Followed within weeks by '"I'm stealing your flowers, you stupid bitch," Portstewart woman is told'.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# 'Pan Boils Dry'
Real headline from Huddersfield Examiner, some time in the late '90s. They even had a picture of the pan in question.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Local paper in Diss, Norfolk
years and years ago, went with the headline:

"Man throws piece of toast at woman"

Struggling for news that day, I feel
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# That story is just priceless.
"Brown and his friends.. had emerged from the Cellar Bar and were surprised to encounter two mounted policemen.

Brown inquired, “How do you feel about your horse being gay?” of one of the policemen, stating that his colleague’s was clearly not gay. After repeated comments on the sexuality of his horse, and despite warnings from the policeman about his behaviour, Brown’s offer of an apology to the horse was rejected and he was handcuffed and taken by the officers to the police station.

The arrest was made at 2.20am on Monday morning, and Brown was in a state which he described as “pissed out of my head”."

www.cherwell.org/?id=3228
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Metro story here:
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Haha
He had tried to escape the police by hiding in a doorway in Ship Street, but was found after back up had been called for. A total of six policemen were involved in making the arrest.

You've got to love power-drunk policemen.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:26, archived)
# Mrs Oddjob tells the story
of her late father (she was about twelve) laughing his socks off at the free newspaper. He couldn't talk for half an hour and just kept pointing at the headline which said 'Hull builder falls off.'

They cut it out and kept it.


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)
# heheheh
great, woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)
# woo
I want him to come out loud and proud
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)
# bindun?
How can it be true?

click for story
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# How do they come to that conclusion
since there is no physical evidence (i.e a body, detailed anecdotal evidence.) They may as well say he got run over by an Austin Maxi as there is just as much evidence to support this theory. *Takes breath* Woo to the pic BTW.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)
#
Its hear'say at its best! He could have died from anaphylactic shock, could have bled to death, starved to death, Pneumonia anything!

But please leave Maxi's out of it, what have they ever done to you?! ;)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)
# As much *Physical evidence* to suggest this
There's the Bible.. that's evidence.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)
# No one ever defends the devil's existance I notice,
poor chap, he has as much right to fevered existentialist
philosophy as the next ethereal immortal, surely!

Big up da Devil, I say!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# He's always...
...in the detail.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# the american evangelicals
who are putting the funds back into fundamentalism seem quite keen on him
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Can't believe one without the other
which is why I always ask vicars what they are doing to thwart satans army who are working behind the scenes towards our total corruption and annihilation. Strangely though they don't seem to be too worried, why is this? If I believed, I'd dress up in silver armour, dye my hair blonde and vanquish demons for a living. Gotta be better than a 9 to 5 job.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# It's generally believed now
that he was stoned to death,
tho I guess they won't be
replacing all the crucifixes
with pebbles just yet...

edit: who decided loving
Jesus should be represented
by images of us crucifying
the poor fecker anyway!?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)
# Austin maxi vanden plas
I think you will find our sweet olrd would never get run over by a standard model without the walnut dash and drop down tables in the back*
* I use to have one of those fat arsed austins
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Slow news day + bored scientist = stupid article.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# How can....
...someone who never existed die?

And even if he did exist - he was almost certianly black.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)
# NO!
He was a white american into
killing homos and foreigners!!

Says so in the Bible!

U just gotta read it right...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)
# I don't know why,


but I just don't like the man, and enjoy making him look foolish.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Oh, sweet
lordy god :¬/

woo

*pukes*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Excuse me one moment....



BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!



Ugh. Feel much better for that.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Too much? Did I go too far?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Nah.
Just something I ate.

I ate you Butler!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)
# What's that in his see through panties?!?!?!?!
My EYES! The goggles, they do nothing!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:02, archived)
# eeep
good god make it die make it die
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Thanks for that
I always thought that being able to sleep at night was overrated anyway.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Hey, if peeps ere can all hail Goatse
the leader of the free world (pfft!)
in womens undies is surely nowt!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Eww.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# NSFW!
EEEYUCH!

Linky if you would.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# Ill compromise,
I'll thumbnail him...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# don't know why really
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Because it's
a rather spiffy piece of animation? Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)
# run bambi, run!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Oi, Santa Claus you...
:)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)
# where's my f***ing bike?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
#
I've opened all this other junk ...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:54, archived)
# and there's nothing that i like!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)
# I wrote you a f***ing letter

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)
# came to see ya twice
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)
# you worn out geriatric fart
you forgot me f***ing bike
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs
I'd have bloody asked.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)
# and this cowboy suit and ping pong set
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# you can stick right up yer arse!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:01, archived)
# You've stuffed me bloody order up

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:01, archived)
# it's enough to make yer spew!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)
# I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sister's dirty too!

/sense of completeness
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Mr Wilson?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Could be!
as HKP would say!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Hi BC, recovered from your handcuff chaffing yet?
She keeps Pepsi et Budwieser
In a little Pizza Hut
'Mine's a garlic bread' she says
To the little man from Pizza Hut
A built-in remedy
For Brown Cow and Benryvesy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline

Free Refills, no cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

{CHORUS:]
She's a Pizza Queen
Pineapple, gelatine
Anchovy with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended for the price
Insatiable in appetite
Wanna try?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Fantastic
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)
# I always knew that was why the earth spins
that whole gravity and rotational forces malarky just sounded weird. It's definitely a huge deer.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# ARF, seconded
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# blimey!
that's bloody good.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Woo
:¬)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Very good
Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Oooooh,
I do like that.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Woo
I saw deer three times during a walk this morning.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)
# he was definitely following you
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Could be
they kept pretending to browse shop windows every time I turned around.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)
# That's splendid!
woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)
# the earth moved, deer
badum-cha
w/y/h/d
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)
# cor!
didn`t animate first time, but that`s cless in a gless
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Pretty!
Nice!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Woo and Yay! That is class!
I'm waiting for him to stop running, and go shooting off around with the earth!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)
# very good man
bit strange, but very good.

Woo
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)
# yeah, it's a weird one innit
low on comedy hummus

any ideas for anims / mystery stars?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# yeah, switching to email.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)
# that's
lovely
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Brains...Spectrum...brains...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# duh-dum-dum dum-dum-de-dum!
Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# bindun i think
woo anyway
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Hehe,




:¬)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)
# So wrong, yet it feels so right
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# That's the joy of bumsex for you
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Would you like to engage in sexual intercourse up the shitter madam?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Nah, not today
But thank you for asking young man, thet am vere good mannirs!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahaahahaha
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# yay!
third time i've posted it and the first response i've got :D

my only change was the umbrella though.. someone else put the blue chappy on his side.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:54, archived)
# erm . . .



(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Hehe,
almost as clever as the late Dave the Hat, that ;¬)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
Now how am I going to keep a straght face while I read a Mr Men stroy to the kids tonight?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Here's another for the collection
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)
# An excuse for a repost.....
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Pffft
Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Meh!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Okay
You win
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Fookin
Ace, Lad

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)

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