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#
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# gwa?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)
# mru?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# No I'm Brian Blessed
and so is my wife!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# mine too
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:22, archived)
# And she's my wife!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)
# THE TWO TIMING BITCH
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:26, archived)
# I know
late nights pretending to be a web developer! The trollop!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:28, archived)
# she's
my wife now Dave
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)
# I'm not Dave
he is *points over at a hat*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:40, archived)
# haha!
that'll teach him
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:27, archived)
# On the run

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# what seams to be the problem with that?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# There does
seam to be something up with it
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Things are not quite
what they seam
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)
# something seams fishy to me
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# sargent cockscratch arrives:
'ello 'ello 'ello
what seams to be the problem here?
bindun

and I seam to be out of puns
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)
# I cant seamanything wrong with it?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# I can't seam anything wrong with it . . .

EDIT: *cries*


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# there there
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Belmer and Louise?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# mmmmnnngghhhmgmgngghhh!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)
# I get it
seams etc - HOWEVER THAT IS BELMA AND THELMA!!!!!!!

not Louise who was played by Susan Sarandon.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Shucks
even betterer
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:34, archived)
# it's also bindun a few times
including by me, but b3tards is broke and I don't have a copy so can't show you. hey ho
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:35, archived)
# After months of hard work, the google team decided thier new image
would mirror the main use of thier service...



/runs
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Think! before you post

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Don't you hate it when this happens?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

ACE!


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)
# haha!

looks like he's gonna miss high school prom.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:26, archived)
# arf!
marmite made zippy gay
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Either some one was gonna die....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

... or one of them would have to go home and get changed...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)
# fiiiiiiiiiigghhhtttt!
woo!

edit: some one one? some one was surely? fixed
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:13, archived)
# someone was surely one one?
woo to pic
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Surely one one
does not know what one one means..

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:22, archived)
# what the what
the one one means?

surely I do...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)
# fashion conscious cowboys
top stuff
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:14, archived)
# but how will they reach thier guns?
them arms is awfull short looking....

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:24, archived)
# pfft
With Cowboy Magic.... of course
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)
# that's why none of them is shooting
they're not acting tough, they're both trying to reach their guns
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:26, archived)
# Ice cream
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)
# I'll have a Feast!

or a Mivvi!


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Mivvi are awesome
so are Zzap

but not as good as a Maxi-Bon

which isn't a tampon
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)
# I'm not sure you can still get them . . .

Pineapple was my favourite . . .


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Mivvi?
you can in that London
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Mrs Just Juan Cornetto
used to work in the factory that made feasts. I haven't eaten one since se told me what goes into them.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:14, archived)
# Well?
Are you going to tell us then?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:21, archived)
# It's not that bad really
Just that the innards are made from the collected run-off's from all the other ice creams, then dosed with loads of choc flavouring to mask the taste of whatever flavour ice creams went into it.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
I'll have a Sprint
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# hands up
where?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)
# lalaaa
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up Batman

as I believe it goes
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)
# batman he say
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# and
i would like an assortment of mini milks please
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)
# woo
can I have a FAB please
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:07, archived)
# haha!

I'll have an orange sherbert, please.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:08, archived)
#
Here is your orange sheeeerbert
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# thanks
wait, it smells faintly of chicken...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:11, archived)
# I suspect fowl play . . .


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)
# I thought he didn't have the pluck
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:13, archived)
# you're such a cock
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:14, archived)
# you'll come round to my way of thinking . . .

. . .


. . .


in the hend!


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:14, archived)
# I must stop egging you on
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# As they say in France . . .

an oeuf is an oeuf . . .


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Is that your idea of
a yolk?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:24, archived)
# I shell ignore that!


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:28, archived)
# I'll never get roost
to your way of thinking.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Solero!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:08, archived)
# I'll have a 69
and then an ice cream.

Wahey!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:41, archived)
# woo
and a 99 year plan for Stalin
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# hehehe i'll have a cornetto please..
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Last one.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:56, archived)
# Ha hahahaha
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)
# you all take the piss
but I think its wonderful that a double amputee can follow his dream and dance!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Haha
yay!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)
# oh my god
what did I do?
That is funny though

I just thought he was begging to be b3ta'ed
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)
# I tried to resist yesterday
but not today, oh no.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:00, archived)
# and a good one to finish on
woo
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)
# haha!

Michael Flatley is getting sued by the Czechs
for pulling a show. He said the stadium was
unsafe.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:00, archived)
# hur
did the unsafeness have anything to do with his presence?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:11, archived)
# pffft!

a dangerous kitsch overdose.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:16, archived)
# This has been struggling to escape my brain for ages . . .



(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Better out than in.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:56, archived)
# hoots!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)
# double take:
i read that wrong the first time ... or did I?

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)
# why is no one doing her?

and arf
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)
# .............. in bed

sorry
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)
# supah
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)
# I would
but I'd have prefered to have done so 15 years ago.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:24, archived)
# .
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:47, archived)
# no rohypnol?
w00!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)
# its the plink plink fizz
that lets you jizz
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Alaska you say?
?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:50, archived)
# alaska 'ow it's baked, maybe?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Canada!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Uuurrrgh teh Classic FM
Funny b/c true.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:50, archived)
# Woo...
Can't resist a little Jamaica ginger cake.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:50, archived)
# some Martini Roso would
round that off nice like...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)
# hoho!
I'll have everything, delicious!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)
# The worse bandwagons are..
when you miss them and dont have a clue what they are on about...

so have a bandwagon handstand..



(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:42, archived)
# for some reason
I'm seeing a tesco bow tie in that
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:42, archived)
# or America rebranded
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)
# actually, there's a whole tescoishness to the american flasg now that I'm half thinking of it....
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:47, archived)
# bean
dung
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)
# The world is worse off as this did not return a result.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:39, archived)
# "that's when he shat" return two hits
sexism? surely...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)
# erm
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:43, archived)
# mother of god...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)
# hahahahhaha
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:47, archived)
# not sure I wanted that
in my internet logs

oh well
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)
# argh - I'm at work and I clicked on that
I don't need phrases like Chubby Mexican She-Males up on my screen
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)
# don't NEED
but might WANT
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)
# well yeah, I emailed the link home
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:00, archived)
# You say shit on a potato
I say shat on a potarto
Potato, potarto
Potarto, potato

Let’s call the whole thing off.

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:47, archived)
# better with quotes
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)
# probably GC
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)
# what's going on with the google cakes??
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)
# it's their birthday
they are seven and so will start to lose their milk teeth soon
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:03, archived)
# "Stop doing that dear, you'll get dizzy and fall off again"


Afternoon b3ta. And remember, your wife is ALWAYS right.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:37, archived)
# 'cept when she's left.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:39, archived)
# but how would you fook them?
www.livejournal.com/users/howwouldyoufuck/

sorry only going to do this a couple of times, trying to get enough answers to start a website.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:40, archived)
# 'noon
Yay!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)
# 'noon


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:48, archived)
# haha
that's much better
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:50, archived)
# hehe
haven't seen "Labyrinth" for a looooong time....
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Oh jesus fuck no
It's like this every day on b3ta...someone says Labyrinth and then someone says "You remind me of the babe" and then it just goes on and on ad nauseum...MAKE IT STOP SWEET JESUS, MAKE IT STOP!!!

*Since I'm not into muppets, musicals, an underage Jennifer Connelly or David Bowie's cock and balls I haven't seen Labyrinth since I was a kid and I plan to keep it that way.

/refluffs
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:58, archived)
# you remind me of the babe
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# What babe?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:12, archived)
# the babe with the power
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)
# what power?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:17, archived)
# the power of voodoo
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)
# who do?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)
# you do
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:24, archived)
# You remind me of the babe
*runs*
Edit: damn, too late
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:06, archived)
# oh fuck off
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:08, archived)
# that's not how it goes
it's "what babe?"
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# the babe with the power
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:15, archived)
# what power?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:20, archived)
# the power of voodoo
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:23, archived)
# who do?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)
# you do
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:25, archived)
# you remind
me of Babe - a pig in the city
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Photoshop please
Would anyone care to photoshop this smug bastard here, if you knew him you would realise why im doing this.

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:35, archived)
# No.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:36, archived)
# fine.
here is is - shopped.

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)
# OMG LOL! ROFL!
Your SOOO Mean! He's going to die when he sees that
ROFL LOL OMG
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:47, archived)
# OMG
I heart poniez

get a life
787 bytes of joy.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Nice user name.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:59, archived)
# Semenless
.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:49, archived)
# yes here as well..
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:49, archived)
# n
o
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:36, archived)
# No shopping needed...
... that guy must suffer enough just having that face.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:36, archived)
# don't make me bring out the angry baby again
shop it yourself you great big mong
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:36, archived)
# what angry baby
Get off my hat!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)
# profile me big boy
and you will feel his righteous indignation
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)
# wouldn't do that
to a nice white tiger
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:36, archived)
# 1. That's enormous, make it smaller.
2. Do it yourself you lazy bastard.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:37, archived)
# Bigger than the limit
and just a still picture... gotta love it.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:40, archived)
# THAT IS YOU
we are not your shopping bitches
Get off my hat!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Thats you that is
Thats you at your best.
with your best hair cut ever.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)
# *sideways look*
Get off my hat!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:42, archived)
# No.
Internet bullying was so last year.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)
#
<auto-complete>What are we, your ...etc,etc? </auto-complete>
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)
# no
and get back to your english class
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)
# go
away
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:41, archived)
# yes, look
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:42, archived)
# ^ ^
this
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:44, archived)
# OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
TIGERS!!!!!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:43, archived)
# "suck my fuck"
:)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:44, archived)
# thanks for the help
And no, that isn't me.

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)
# no
thank you
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:49, archived)
# Jam a crap in it, you bastard.
/ac
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:49, archived)
# hooray blessed tiem!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:52, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:53, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:55, archived)
# 'nnon
did you ever animate that penguin thingy?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
(even) more of this
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:55, archived)
# The real story....
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:55, archived)
# go the grope!
they are teh shemales!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:56, archived)
#
the guy behind him don't look too happy
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:56, archived)
# I see Ringo behind him
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)
# It's Donald Pleasance
isn't it?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:04, archived)
# :)
nice

* edit can we have the sause?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)
# that's not shopped
thats just what he gets up to on a daily basis, unlike 'teh suxxor', who spends his days wanking on the net.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Finally, Countdown gets the host it deserves.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Des Lynam is shit
100% fact
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:35, archived)
# ...6
hahr hahr hahr hahr
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:35, archived)
# ah ah ah
that would be most awesome. woo!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:36, archived)
# I'd like to slap Louis Griffin's arse...
*coughs*

No! Wrong!... 2dimensional cartoon character...

MMmmmm...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Louis Griffin Saver?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:47, archived)
# I'd save her...
...oh right... that's not 'saving' in the technical sense is it?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:51, archived)
# I must confess
I lingered over that image a while
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha excellent stuff!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:49, archived)
# 404 host not found
aicmfp
Get off my hat!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:36, archived)
# 5 , 505 host not found
HaHaHa Haaaa


6, 606 host not found
HaHaHa Haaaa
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:40, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:40, archived)
# hahah
the numbers round would last hours hahaha
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:37, archived)
# every morning
I count the amount of "snoozes" I have like the Count. Amuses me...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:42, archived)
# surely you meant
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:42, archived)
# argghh!!
mind teh clone brush seams :p
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)
# what seams?
*whistels innocently*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)
# I'm sure that by simply changing the stickers,
Rubik could have another hit on their hands...

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:32, archived)
# patent it now
that will be stolen
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:34, archived)
# This
it is actually a fucking awesome idea
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:42, archived)
# What he said
Woo
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:01, archived)
# Patent it!
Patent it HARD!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 9:35, archived)
# It's already coming out I reckon
A games company registered sudokucube.co.uk and .com in June this year.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:25, archived)
# hehe woo

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:34, archived)
# sell it to em!
congrats on the FP.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Wow that's a neato what now right!
Fantastic.

/Sudoku addict.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:35, archived)
# you are awesome
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)
# That is too big
FAQ me laddie
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Yes, but it's
verre funny
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:45, archived)
# hahahaha
I don`t know how you do it, but I`m glad you do
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:45, archived)
# I get my daily sodoku fix online
sudoku.repubblica.it/index.php

{doesn't work in firefox (bastards)}
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:19, archived)
# i could not be more confused by that game.
so many numbers.
so much italian. ?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:53, archived)
# thats
excellent shoppage
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Now that is a very good idea.
Again.

Ace!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:57, archived)
# Woo!
Woo I tell you!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 15:05, archived)
# wow
I am sure this will hit the stores soon.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 18:44, archived)
# very nice, but
something simliar does exist

www.puzzle-shop.de/number-cube.html
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 19:13, archived)
# Actually,
that's not similar at all.

Woo to Rubik's Sudoku! I can totally see it happen.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:18, archived)
# That's brilliant.
Would it actually work? I can't seem to get my head around the schematics of it but it looks like it could. Get it in the shops for christmas!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:38, archived)
# Sudik's cube? Ruboku?
Either way it sounds fantastic.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:43, archived)
# freakin' fablulous
but don't sudokus have numbers 1-9 not just 1-3?

maybe that would be too feindishly difficult.

much woo to the shoppage!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:05, archived)
# noone has
mentioned how ace the text underneath is.

So I will.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 13:52, archived)
# no hummus
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha! lovely stuff!

and with that, Fare thee well all, i'm off to let highly trained baboons operate machinery in my head
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Hope it's not too minging ;¬)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:35, archived)
# A baboon......WITH A BALLOON!!!!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)
# Yay
is it his birthday?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:13, archived)
# hahahahha
fucking yes!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:13, archived)
# what's your job?
why don't i see your work anywhere other than on here?
(woo yay btw)
Get off my hat!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:14, archived)
# You talking to me?


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:14, archived)
# I am a fish.
.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)
# there was an animated film made about you
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Finding Jolly Jack?

The Little Mermaid?

The Skate escape?

Seven Brides for Seven Whelks?


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:24, archived)
# but he aint no angel
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:24, archived)
# ACE!

so why isn't he smiling, if he likes his balloon?

Someone in the Supermarket upset him? All the shelves been swapped around so he can't find the stuff he wants? Not enough open checkouts?


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:14, archived)
# 15 grannies talking about nothing blocking the beer aisle?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:15, archived)
# *hackles raise*


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:16, archived)
# that's very nice




but where is the weird proportioned semi-naked girl eh ?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:15, archived)
# G'wan then . . .



(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)
# No one asked.....
....or if they did, it was part of a ludicrous and lengthy request, which I usually ignore.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)
# ludicrous and lengthy . . .

where have I heard that before . . .


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:18, archived)
# James Cameron's Titanic
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:21, archived)
# John Carpenters Titanic
... wait, i'll put me specs back on...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:26, archived)
# your claims sheet at work
i'm sure your boss says it every month.

"£300 on banjo string, Haaatttt! get in here right now."
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:21, archived)
# get in 'her'??????
thats one lucky tealady
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:21, archived)
# pardon?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:23, archived)
# I prefered it the other way . . .

she said . . .


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:23, archived)
# I must be imagining things...
...I must of had the Fish for Dinner...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:23, archived)
# it's all those pills you're taking.
it's affecting your mind.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:25, archived)
# you could be right
you could be scarily right
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Nice Freudian tits slip!


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:22, archived)
# freudian slit?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:24, archived)
# don't mind if I do!


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:25, archived)
# I simply said 'sex robot'
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:20, archived)
# he's a bit of a sullen mandrill
but i like him.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:16, archived)
# Doh!

I thought I spider (monkey) pun . . . but I didn't.


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)
# cut down in me prime

eight years too soon . . .


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Still, mama set me a tough assignment,
so it's no wonder I failed . . .


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:23, archived)
# *feels around in the dark*
nah, i'm lost.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:23, archived)
# Arf!
Odin must be proud . . . you're a chimp off the ol' block!


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:26, archived)
# hehehe

he looks miserable
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19, archived)
# Hurrah!
Yay!

Happy!

Woo!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19, archived)
# babbaloon?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:27, archived)
# Sounds like a brand of gum.
.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:30, archived)
# oh twatmunch - I forgot to post my pic !!
babbloon?

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:31, archived)
# fark, that came out a big large
oh well, can't be bummed fixing it
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Hurrah
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:28, archived)
#
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(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha yaay

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:29, archived)
# That is friggin brilliant
Always loved your stuff, but involving mandrills/baboons is the icing on teh b3ta cake!

(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:31, archived)
# he's still out to get you!
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robot version
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)
# *fears*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:07, archived)
# so.
bring it!
Get off my hat!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:09, archived)
# I'll send my cowboy minion for you!
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(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)
# *readies - hmmm..
sniper rifle... X
rocket launcher... X
hookshot... X
caged tigers... .,/

Get off my hat!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:13, archived)
# ok
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the pirate will help too
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:14, archived)
# ba-ding ding ding ding ding babababababadeeeeeeoooooooooding ding ding drdrdrdrdrdrd
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Ah!
you gayed him
well done sir
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:18, archived)
# LOOK - BUMS ON THE BBC !!!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)
# goodness gracious me
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:12, archived)
# Arr
It be this

Thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:24, archived)
# sorry Dave
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didn't mean to freak you out. Just wanted to introduce you to your doppelwanger
Dave the Peruvian Fighting Cat who could possibly be worn as a hat (for special occasions)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Sharp noise! You utter loon!

Woo!


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)
# AARRGGHHHHHH
*runs away*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's ridiculous!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:07, archived)
# I agree
The next person to phone amnesty international is GAY!


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:07, archived)
# *phones amnesty international*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:10, archived)
# *answers phone*
*is confused*
you dialled wrong number ball bag!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:14, archived)
# 'cos he's gay!


(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:15, archived)
# and an
eeeejut
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:16, archived)
# is rumbled!!! dagnammit!
*offers up arse*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:16, archived)
# .
*turns down arse*
*then fucks it from a more obtuse angle*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:18, archived)
# do you want the original?
You can be my third customer
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:17, archived)
# *phones I'm-nasty International*
Hello..... I beg your pardon?! How rude!
*hangs up*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:19, archived)
# *eats head*
*gets confused*
*dies*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 14:20, archived)

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