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# *sighs*, now it's out my head.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)
# Hee hee
I'm enlightened, ta.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)
# wow,
don't you ever sleep?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Ha, sometimes
*drinks coffee*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)
# when i go to bed, you're on the board
when i get up, you're on the board.
are you stalking me?

*crosses fingers*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:04, archived)
# *swishes cloak*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:06, archived)
# *loses eye*
OI ! watch what you're doing with that cloak
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:08, archived)
# Muwahahaa
*sews on extra sharp objects for future swishing*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:10, archived)
# *puts lost eye down back of your cloak*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)
# Eeeeeeew!
*runs away screaming*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)
# WINNAR!
ha ha, silly squeamish girls
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Nasty, horrible boys.
*plans next attack*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:13, archived)
# *plans counter attack*
worms
bogies
beatles
spiders
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)
# Watch it
Or I'll set the kittins on you.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:19, archived)
# i love kittins
and kittins love me
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Leeches then.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:21, archived)
# em,
as a boy i am not scared of leeches



*quivers*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:23, archived)
# "one loaf, one fish? you'll like this. not a lot!"
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:59, archived)
# hahaha!
Now that's magic!

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)
# political activist and alleged son of god
kiss my nuts
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:59, archived)
# best offer i've had today
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:03, archived)
# I hear you
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)
# that's special
not that i'm religious at all..but i like much
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Christofy
Is now my word of the day
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:04, archived)
# now, turn around.... .... turn around.....
and behold, the water has turned into wine!

woo
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes, this.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Blasphemer!
pffft!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)
# jehova
jehova
jehova
*does little jig*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Are there any women here?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:04, archived)
# /high pitched voice
no no no
*cough cough*
/low pitched voice
no no
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Stop him! He's getting away!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:10, archived)
# ..

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
But what of poor Scarlet?

aceness as ever
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:57, archived)
# This^^^^^
And awesomeest Jack!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:05, archived)
# She proberly
Ate her way home
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:09, archived)
# Haha
^^ vewy nice
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Marvelous as ever Mr Jack...
... and you're on 2999 posts... !
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)
# you reckon
he will post some of his kat 'special files' for his once in a lifetime 3000th post ??
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
brill as ever, but where's scarlet?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:03, archived)
# can't believe there's only 5 replies
wwwwwooooooooo as ever.

pip's a nasty bugger, but I bet Cat gets to read it!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:04, archived)
# But...Scarlet?
She yam a scientist not a ebayite!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:05, archived)
# Top stuff As usual Mr Jackson
Woo Yay
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace as usual
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:06, archived)
# WOO!
are we going to find out what happens to scarlet?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:10, archived)
# ...
i bet she eats the comic!

sweeet sweeeet revenge! :D
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Arf!
"...through your ear!"

Woo and a double shot of Yay!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)
# Mornin all.... Tuesday's hey...


// I must say what made me laugh more was the source pic, what is David doing to him? Explains the face...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)
# I think he would say
Godverdomme!

/edit little TJ,

www.nssflorida.org/penguins.html

this confuses me
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:51, archived)
# is it the seamlessness of the big pic
that confuses you?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)
# I was thinking about the penguins on mars
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:04, archived)
# tra la la la la
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)
# pfft
he got married last year, didn`t he ;)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*dies*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:57, archived)
# hahaha top work
i like the mongy banner
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)
# flip I`d forgotten about that
yeah I`m making wee banners for sites I like, just so I can try to remember how to work Flash
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)
# It's the Disney remake I think
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
That shouldn't have made me laugh that hard.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Finally!
the special edition!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)
# Woo!
Why does tigger remind me of that hobbit that's in lost?

/google: dominic monoghan
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)
# Now that you mention it
I agree with you
There is something twuntish in that face of tiggers
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:55, archived)
# I think
it's the gormless expression
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Watched 2 towers last night
Always prefered the other one, looks wise anyway
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)
# hehehe! Woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Sorry...


Edit: Not very hidden though, is he?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:14, archived)
# he's right there!
I can see him, he's not even trying to hide!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:34, archived)
# I posted this in the early hours
so please forgive the repost...

Officially SFW*, but big
hardcore sex


*says's b3ta's arbiter of good taste Mongychops - blame him
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:42, archived)
# I did this soon after- Manga Cherie!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:44, archived)
# How Woo-fully random
Woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)
# cor! nicely done
reminds me of this by matsimpsk.. strangely arousing also
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)
# That homely grimace
is well suited to this

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)
# 'king right!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)
#
Nooooooooooooooo
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)
# blimey you've made alot of errors here
1- it's a repost
2- it's linked as nsfw but clearly is sfw
3- it's a massive jpeg, which should be the reason it's linked
4-woo
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)
# pffft!
I can put in some more errors if you like.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Roasts?

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)
# hahahha
woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)
# Woo!
But it had to start somewhere.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)
# class!
nice work with the background
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)
# Thanks
Took ages because they had to be resized each frame
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:08, archived)
# Gnnn!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Corking!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:42, archived)
# Holy frick!
How would you like one of these buggers jumping out of the grocery bag?

Woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)
# My word.
What?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)
# Alaska
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:47, archived)
# Jamaica!
It is really very good, you know.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)
# Leamington Spa
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:50, archived)
# what a lovely pair
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)
# This one is still a Pear..
maybe it's a pair tomorrow
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Pfffft
lovely teeth you got there
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)
# quick and dirty






(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:36, archived)
# yabba dabba woo!!!!!1147numbereight!!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)
# hur hur hur
fuckin' Maud
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)
# Hahaha! Most woo!
And did she go here afterwards?


cfb

tenuous link to pearoast last nite's hugely ignored masterpiece...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:40, archived)
# I just wanna hug him
Yay!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:53, archived)
# you just like his oversized gimp mask!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Yes
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha!
Genuine LOLzers
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)
# =)
thankyou
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:19, archived)
# fp it
for the children
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Arf!
And yay for Tourettes!

That documentry about John, the tourettes guy is one of my all time favourite TV programs
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Are you...
...going to eat that fish?

How me and my mate Porky laughed!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Tourettes with Narcolepsy
now that would be funny.

Fuck, Cunt, zzzzzzzz
Shit, Wank, zzzzzz
Bollocks, Fannyfudge, zzzzzz
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Pfft! There was also a good one
about narcoleptic dogs.

They didn't have tourettes though. Shame....
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)
#
Ruff, Ruhh, zzzzzzzz
Ritt, Grrahh, zzzzzz
Rurrurru, Fannyfudge, zzzzzz
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:51, archived)
# hehehe!
Woo and Yay for Maud!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
that pesky Maud
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:42, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Neewwwwbiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee
Hee Heee, 1st ever post, very happy with myself. No pictures painted yet, but i'll post this coz I tink it is funny dem.....
(you can be gentle or you can spank me, either is fine)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:34, archived)
# haha its good
but i'm thinking... did you make it?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:35, archived)
# You are a fuckass
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:35, archived)
# *spanks*
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:35, archived)
# Specificlly this bit:
f you have found a picture you absolutely have to share with the board, please host it on your own webspace, or post it as a link. Posting an image hosted on somebody else's web space is not a very polite thing to do and we hate it when people do it to us.

Oh... and please never try to claim somebody else's work as your own. You will almost certainly be found out and end up looking very silly if you do.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)
# *spanks*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)
# But it's on photobucket
and he's not passing it off as his own.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)
# ahh yess
well spotted, and I quote "no painting done yet" as in, I've not done anything of my own yet...but then again, i did ASK to be spanked.....
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)
# *spanks*
;)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:55, archived)
# In that case....
*heads off to ebaum's world*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)
# aww,
may i trip him/her ?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:53, archived)
# only if you are a ... day tripper
ho ho ho
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:59, archived)
# It is funny dem....?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)
#
Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay,
Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace,
He just sat down and ate his face.
"We can't have this!" His Dad declared,
"If that lad's ate, he should be shared."
But even as they spoke they saw,
Horace eating more and more:
First his legs and then his thighs,
His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes...
"Stop him someone!" Mother cried,
"Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
But all to late, for they were gone,
And he had started on his dong...
"Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns,
"You could have deep fried that with prawns,
Some parsely and some tarter sauce..."
But H. was on his second course:
His liver and his lights and lung,
His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue;
"To think I raised him from the cot,
And now he's going to scoff the lot!"
His Mother cried: "What shall we do?
What's left won't even make a stew..."
And as she wept her son was seen,
To eat his head, his heart, his spleen.
And there he lay, a boy no more,
Just a stomache, on the floor...
None the less, since it was his,
They ate it - that's what haggis is
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)
# hahahaha

lully.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:41, archived)
#
Sir Brian had a battle-ax with great big knobs on.
He went among the villagers and blipped them on the head.
On Wednesday and on Saturday,
Especially on the latter day,
He called on all the cottages and this is what he said:

"I am Sir Brian!" (Ting-ling!)
"I am Sir Brian!" (Rat-tat!)
"I am Sir Brian,
"As bold as a lion!
"Take that, and that, and that!"

Sir Brian had a pair of boots with great big spurs on;.
A fighting pair of which he was particularly fond.
On Tuesday and on Friday,
Just to make the street look tidy,
He'd collect the passing villagers and kick them in the pond.

"I am Sir Brian!" (Sper-lash!)
"I am Sir Brian!" (Sper-losh!)
"I am Sir Brian,
"As bold as a Lion!
"Is anyone else for a wash?"

Sir Brian woke one morning and he couldn't find his battle-ax.
He walked into the village in his second pair of boots.
He had gone a hundred paces
When the street was full of faces
And the villagers were 'round him with ironical salutes.

"You are Sir Brian? My, my.
"You are Sir Brian? Dear, dear.
"You are Sir Brian
"As bold as a lion?
"Delighted to meet you here!"

Sir Brian went a journey and he found a lot of duckweed.
They pulled him out and dried him and they blipped him on the head.
They took him by the breeches
And they hurled him into ditches
And they pushed him under waterfalls and this is what they said:

"You are Sir Brian -- don't laugh!
"You are Sir Brian -- don't cry!
"You are Sir Brian
"As bold as a lion --
"Sir Brian the Lion, goodbye!"

Sir Brian struggled home again and chopped up his battle-ax.
Sir Brian took his fighting boots and threw them in the fire.
He is quite a different person
Now he hasn't got his spurs on,
And he goes about the village as B. Botany, Esquire.

"I am Sir Brian? Oh, no!
"I am Sir Brian? Who's he?
"I haven't any title, I'm Botany;
"Plain Mr. Botany (B.)"
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:42, archived)
# response so far...
 
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)
# naughty
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:40, archived)
# good work
woo
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)
# this is vere vere good!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:51, archived)
# hmmm - searches hard disks for 'funny' emails from mid 90s
*finds the very same picture

*calls Gary Larson
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:40, archived)
# What it's like...

...to be ginger
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:30, archived)
# nicely done
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:31, archived)
# PFFT...
Have a woo sir...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:32, archived)
# It's like newbie tuesday
anyway, woo!, and welcome
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:32, archived)
# pfft
it`s no less creepy though
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Braw!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)
# Surely I'm going to Hull for this

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Yep,
and i'm going with you because i laughed
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:30, archived)
# hehehe
nice
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:31, archived)
# pffft
Kebab King!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:31, archived)
# I work at Kebab King
making flame-broiled tasty pittas.
I wear paper hats.
Would you like baklava with that?
Would you like baklava with that?

Ding shish is done
Ding shish is done
Ding shish is done
Ding shish is done

etc
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)
# blimmy
I was just thinking of Apan? Ja? Papan! JA?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
that takes me back.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)
# Arf
and a woo for making me snort tea.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:35, archived)
# ah ah
nastily done
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:36, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Pffft
a hearty woo and welcome
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)
# hahahaha
Ace!

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:41, archived)
# I hereby woo this!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Woo
It's funny because it's true
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Its a good Tuesday!
a newbie with a good, topical, funny and animated pic!

Happy days
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)
# Yay
*does happy dance!*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:13, archived)
# yaay
BURN YOU BASTARDS

NeoThermic (you'll see why later)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 18:45, archived)
# My first b3ta entry - featuring a character I believe is popular here...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:24, archived)
# TOP
stuff
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:24, archived)
# Huzzar!
Welcome! You will never leave
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:25, archived)
# I once entered Wogan
woo
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:25, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:26, archived)
# good start but could be smaller...
or you'll get the faq police on yo ass. and they're cunts.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:26, archived)
# so...
he'd have cunts on his ass?
That could result in some sexual confusion amongst the other boys in the shower room!

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:27, archived)
# Boys?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:28, archived)
# better than having tits on your bollocks...
you'd never stop playing with them.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:29, archived)
# Meh
They'd just get in the way
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:33, archived)
# hard to find a pair of trousers that fit too


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)
# Hurrah..!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:33, archived)
# Looks alarmingly
like Jonathon Woss.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:34, archived)
# it`s the man_breasts, isn`t it?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)
# nicely dooon
Woo
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:34, archived)
# woo! top work on the text
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Excellent choice!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:33, archived)
# Bad Wogan!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Meanwhile, in Morchard Bishop...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:09, archived)
# Spent too long
looking for teh Quo.

Woo
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
cocking ace
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:11, archived)
# hah!
incest!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:14, archived)
# but they do have a cracking pub in morchard bishop

that does a wonderful grill, it's massive with all meats and offals you could ever want (apart from brain and tripe).
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
I knew there was someone local on here! That's why I put Morchard!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:19, archived)
# Nah!
i'm not local, i just get about a bit.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:36, archived)
# But then how could I eat my brain and tripe pie
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:21, archived)
# well if you already had a brain and tripe pie i;m sure they'd ask you to leave as your not allowed to consume your own food on the premisis.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:37, archived)
# you told me about that the other day...
do you know which bus to catch from Exeter. I WANT SOMETHINGS FLESH!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:22, archived)
# i've no idea
i've only ever driven their from my in-laws which is oakhampton way.

ask at St.Davids which bus to get, i'm sure they'll be helpful.

[edit]it's called the london inn, ask for the london inn grill, it's about £15 but worh it.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:35, archived)
# hahahaha
that's brilliant.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:19, archived)
# haha!

slippery slope fallacy!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:27, archived)
# Could happen is all i'm saying
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha
woo
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:57, archived)
# because it was actually something sexual?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:05, archived)
# No
...because I couldn't be arsed to put 6 jacks in the pic. It was mis-understanding you see...
mechanics,jacking up cars you know?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:08, archived)
# jacking? like car jacking? stealing?
RIS?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:15, archived)
# Whilst not wishing to ostracise the chavs..
you jack a car up if you have a flat wheel yes?

If you are in a competition and it's a tie you have a play off, soooo for car mechanics you can have a jack off.

I am so not getting this am I
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:53, archived)
# please tell me more
about this irony thing
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:16, archived)
# the important thing to remember
is to keep moving it around, or else
you'll burn a whole in your shirt.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:29, archived)
# Pfew
I first read that as burn a hole in your shit
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)
# I have been exposed to the Will Young
I read that as bum a whole in your shirt
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:51, archived)
# Watch out Linda Barker
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:52, archived)
# ARF!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:54, archived)
# ouuuuch
!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:56, archived)
# That
hurts, arf
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:24, archived)
# augh
took me half an hour to get that one, then it stabbed me with searing pun pain.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:30, archived)
# 3 quarters of an hour later
and i still don't understand.......
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Say 'sofa'
in a Shaun Connery accent.

See?

/only just got it
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:06, archived)
# It's a Chauffeur
if I can spell it, that is...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:08, archived)
# I wondered why there was nothing on Google images
until I realised I'd been spelling it wrong.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:20, archived)
# how doe she pronounce sofa?
eh?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:50, archived)
# Arg the pun pain!
That took me aaaaaages!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
brilliant!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)
# them scanning machines are familar
Bindun ?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:50, archived)
# skeletings!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:51, archived)
# It's skelingtons
according to Mr Richard Herring that is.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:29, archived)
# Nice
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Sorry, bit small but didn't want to upset the 'bigger' crowd.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:54, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's ace!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:03, archived)
# ha ha
yours is bigger than mine !!

yours is bigger than mine !!

nah nah de nah nah !!!


...........anywhere else than the b3ta board and that would not be a good boast. :¬s
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:05, archived)
# nice but, something wrong with your computer?
should look like this surely!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:06, archived)
# No.
I use a real computer not some bug infested Bill Gates mass produced over glorified word processor that crashes every hour.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:08, archived)
# Windows 3.1 is a real man's operating system!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:10, archived)
# *cough*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:13, archived)
# heh .. nice touch
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:16, archived)
# I love winding up mac users
it's soooo easy to get them upset!

/edit: Point proven AICMFP
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:25, archived)
# We're not as patient as PC users
Then again, our computers don't crash every half hour, so we don't have to be.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:28, archived)
# ^
this
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:33, archived)
# I'M NOT UPSET YOU IGNORANT..
...hahaha! Seriously, I think we are all alittle anal about our personal choice of OS - although some do take it to extremes! I've had bad experiences with Windows machines so I therefore loved it when my Mac didn't crash or suffer from a virus! I'm sure it's all relevant...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:32, archived)
# My Mac crashes more often than my PC
and sometimes it just decides it doesn't want to turn on right now and I should come back later.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Try plugging it in.
Only joking.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Philip K Dick
was certainly a man ahead of his time.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:55, archived)
# I doan play dat game!
woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:56, archived)
# hee hee!
super

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:16, archived)
# too long
since I've seen total recall
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:16, archived)
# yeah me too
though I think michael ironside doesnt have much luck in his movies

he has his arms ripped off in total recall and his legs ripped off in starship troopers
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:20, archived)
# Could be worse;
he could be Sean Bean...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:28, archived)
# I have no idea...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:48, archived)
# That really is something money can't buy
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:50, archived)
# probably
the best response ever.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:57, archived)
# is it wrong that this has me in hysterics?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:11, archived)
# yes
you sicko
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:22, archived)
# So funny that, yes....hang on... I think....
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)
# 'Ning
PIGS OF FORTUNE!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:28, archived)
# 'Ning
I have a hangover.

The only choice I have to cure it is to work through it. Still, at least I get a home cooked meal tonight *Is going home to visit friends and family*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:31, archived)
# Hoe wude of me...Woo!
I like ginaeiou pigs cos they squeek
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:33, archived)
# i stank of booze on sunday morning
and i was training all day, i ended up sweating it out of me and drinking 6 litres of water.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:34, archived)
# practicing with Mjolnir?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:47, archived)
# Yes
(of sorts, was flailing a sword around for half the day and getting thrown around like a rag doll for the other half)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:55, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:34, archived)
# Good ning!
I like that, but why so anti-anti-aliase?

My eyes need smoothing so early.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:35, archived)
# it's not meant to be photo realistic
it's for a fucking game!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:37, archived)
# A cup of tea you say?
What a splendid idea.

That would still leave me £31,999 from my annual wages.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:40, archived)
# pfffft
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:46, archived)
# a quid for a tea?
that`s bloody cheap `round these `ere parts

`ning!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:47, archived)
# I accidentially made it too small originally
there for tis poo looking now.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:50, archived)
# Low fucking poly!
;)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:51, archived)
# What a stupid thing to buy a magazine on....
Get this instead...

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:37, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:38, archived)
# Hahahaahaaaa
*fwap*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:40, archived)
# four page pullout - pfftt
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:52, archived)
# jeeeeeesus
now that's a proper woman!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:22, archived)
# Win a week on the somme
Arf!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:40, archived)
# *subscribes*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:44, archived)
# I prefer my daily...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:51, archived)
# It's a right riveting read!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:54, archived)
# LOL
I'll have to keep this mag away from mine...they might get ideas.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Perhaps they secretly read
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Poor Dave...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:07, archived)
# I'd say he's . . .
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us


woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:11, archived)
# Thats what you get for drifting around....
GET A JOB.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:44, archived)
# beach, beach, beach . . .
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:53, archived)
# mmmm tastes so good .... woo !
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:16, archived)
# More special files......
....arty but absurd proportions mean probably NSFW







(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:01, archived)
# Blimey
that is all
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:03, archived)
# They are artistically very woo-some
But can I just say, I wish you sold tickets to live in your mind because it must be a great place to visit! :-)

Set me up luvly for the day... ta.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:03, archived)
# sweet jesus
woo
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:03, archived)
# Fwap!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:03, archived)
# Yay for out of proportion chicks.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:04, archived)
# You know,
let's just agree now that when I say nothing, I find it most woo, and when it's not, I'll reply you. That is meant as a compliment, because I like almost everything you do ;)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:08, archived)
# hello, Mr Phillip
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:09, archived)
# Made my
bleeding day those honey have!!!
edit: WOO!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:11, archived)
# I'd hate to have your life, if some well drawn but still
pencil/pen/computer pictures of women make your day, understandable if you drew them and were proud of them


but... come on... a nice well prepared sandwich could give just as much if not more pleasure
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:12, archived)
# What's in that sandwich?

/reserves judgement
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:14, archived)
# socks !!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:15, archived)
# well you know what they say
"if it's a well prepared sandwich it could be socks for all I care"
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:16, archived)
# Parmaham, lettuce, thin strips of chicken and a bit of ranch dressing.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:15, archived)
# Is that chicken
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:18, archived)
# If it's not cheese and mustard
it might as well be socks
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:18, archived)
# socks !!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:19, archived)
# what kind of lettuce?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:31, archived)
# Let us
not get into that matter
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:44, archived)
# lettuce pray
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:46, archived)
# THat sounds like a good sandwich
I wish I had one of those for lunch.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:50, archived)
# Parma Ham is the meat of Gods
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:53, archived)
# Well, I can draw women too
but I appreciate the style and ability of JJ. It's just that on a miserable wet office day his NSFW drawings brighten the moments of grey and tickle my fancy that's all.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Wow
I love the idea of being able to draw my own pr0n.

/jealous
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:23, archived)
# GOOD LORD!

further we peek into the special files, more mysteries we uncover.

cover me, i'm going in.

WOO!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:29, archived)
# *follows*
*switches on lamp on miner's helmet*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:46, archived)
# tee hee
minor's helmet !
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:03, archived)
# you can get arrested for that sort of thing.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:12, archived)
# woo to you JJ
/tips hat!

Oh, and super comics the other day!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:31, archived)
# Wonderous!
Have you started replacing the bromide in your tea with NutraSweet or something, all of a sudden?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:46, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 9:49, archived)
# Your are a god
among men, JollyJack.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 10:16, archived)

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