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'Mornin' All!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:07, archived)

I'm telling Dave

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:08, archived)

Tell Dave what?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:08, archived)

that you are trying to steal his title as Punnery Meister

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:09, archived)

Sorry Officer Chegwin

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:09, archived)

I was just thinking that he looked like Keith Chegwin...

...who, incidentally, is the punchline of the best pun in history ever.

When he revealed he was an alcoholic, there was a thing in Viz saying "Cheggers can't be Boozers"

=)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:15, archived)

Arf!

Wonderful lunchtime pun
and beautifully executed

wooo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:10, archived)

Arf!

And 'ning!
What is that beer he's been at?
It looks continental and cheap
and will hurt his head tomorrow :¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:11, archived)

'lo Doctor

That's terrible...I mean really terrible...that's why I smiled :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:11, archived)

Is that Keith Chegwin?

So PC Zebra is telling Cheggars off?

Ning!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:15, archived)

Hoots!

morning, Brother Doctor! That was a fine pun.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:18, archived)

haha!

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Purple Onion, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:18, archived)

Umm

Cheggers Plays Cop?

(Ally_Baby, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:20, archived)

haha

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:25, archived)

blinkin starvin I is

edited it - now just full size :)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:05, archived)

raaaaaah ! woo !

browser resizing not good though

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oCo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:08, archived)

yup - if only had the time to do a little one too ...

and ello there :)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:09, archived)

hello hello :)

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oCo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:12, archived)

hehe, its only knocking off 15 pixels in width

~~may as well post the original size.~~

yay!

It is very lovely by the way

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mutated monty, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:10, archived)

heh

next time I'll check the actual image size first.
*wraps knuckles*
:)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:26, archived)

top shop, HD

absolutely beezer

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:09, archived)

bag of em

for a quid

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:10, archived)

Cor ! That's a bit good

Have this woo

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:12, archived)

christ

that's great

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:24, archived)

pathetic earthlings!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:59, archived)

band wagon

(thestonefox, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:59, archived)

arf

I hope your search for source images isn't logged on your company proxy server!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:00, archived)

love your profile!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:08, archived)

teh Prozac helps

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:11, archived)

(Thewsion Unclear Power, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:26, archived)

Lord of the

Mings, surely?

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)

crappity crap crap

two minus four

(thestonefox, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:54, archived)

it's an honour

to be part of this image.

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SuperMatt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:56, archived)

its an honour to use a part of your image in my crap :)

i am teh gayest!

(thestonefox, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:57, archived)

This disturbes me in ways I have not been disturbed before*

* may be a lie

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)

he is the gaywalker

he will bum you all

(thestonefox, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)

righto

*bends over*

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SuperMatt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:59, archived)

happy 3rd b3taday

bigger

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:57, archived)

so purty!

and lully!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:59, archived)

beautiful

and pretty

likey likey likey

(thestonefox, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:59, archived)

oooh,

now don't i feel special.

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SuperMatt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:00, archived)

I'm hungarian, wears Dave the Facts

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:54, archived)

haha

and i thought the t-shirts i made were offensive

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mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:56, archived)

you hungry bastards

I don't get lunch till one so I normally have nothing to put on DTF

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:56, archived)

surely you must have SOME ideas of what you are going to have though?

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:57, archived)

not normally - depends what is in the canteen

the surprise is the bestest bit

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:00, archived)

With our old staff canteen you weren't sure exactly what you had even when you were eating it :)

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)

you fucking cunt

you give me the `orn

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)

what did you say?

I said "you fucking cunt"...

let's not start that again

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)

Did you, did you see that, er, TV coverage of the, er, the Pope when he was lying in state? The-, the last Pope, you know, John Paul?

Lying in state? On that-, on that catafalque?

In those robes?

Didn't half give me the horn, that.

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)

hahaha

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:10, archived)

"You know when we die and go to heaven they're going to play this to us, whilst we burn."

"You don't burn in heaven."

"We will."

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:20, archived)

Yeah, I think of that and it gives me the fucking horn. I imagine Keith Moon had the horn when he-, he was dying.

That's probably why he took all those pills, like, wasn't it?

So he'd get the horn through thinking of dying but, of course, he overdid it and went and died. But being dead probably gives you the horn as well. I imagine when you're dead you have the horn ..... solidly, for ever and ever and eternity.

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)

hahaha

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)

sheesh

I'd start eating my stationery by then, or the office plants. I might even nibble a colleague.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:59, archived)

I wouldn't mind nibbling of few of these colleagues

if you know what I mean

/is a cannibal

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:03, archived)

oh I do!

I often consider nibbling some of mine!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)

So wow!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:56, archived)

yeah it does doesn't it

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:56, archived)

ha ha!

like a bizaare version of the teenage turtle nemisis :) just scarier!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)

Did a guy on another forum make it?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)

it's for a game

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)

Poligen Ha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)

Hahaha!

you know, I'd actually wear that, to annoy my collegues

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:03, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:16, archived)

Cheese Toastie

Again... oops

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:19, archived)

Bah

Just realised it can't be real - no Kia-Ora :(

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:23, archived)

I'd have to ask a duck.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:23, archived)

Quick n dirty

Really must do a better one when i get home...

(Aleister Crowleys Badger Nothing to see here, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:52, archived)

BIGGER!

I can bearly read it

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:53, archived)

I can hardly tell where you have added your own letters

FP FP FP FP FP FP

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:53, archived)

did someone call for the seamstress

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:57, archived)

Sure, she CALLS herself a seamstress

Hem hem!

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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:05, archived)

I think you've been

Stitched up

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DijonWolfie profile 1 of 1, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:18, archived)

woo Pratchett!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:21, archived)

meh.

and so behold the power of psp...

(Aleister Crowleys Badger Nothing to see here, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)

Monkey loves his rollerskates!

(SarahBear, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:40, archived)

and so do I

W/Y/H

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:41, archived)

ahahaha

brilliant!

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:41, archived)

How Splendid!

Have some Woo Yay Hooupla!

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:45, archived)

that is a tidy woo yay

and no mistake

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:46, archived)

hehehehe

loving your work as ever.
how's that job going?

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:47, archived)

Hullo!

Was going really well up until yesterday when one of the clients decided to change their mind, so everything I've drawn for the last 3 weeks has to be scrapped and done again!
I didn't get stressed though, I made a rollerskating monkey, hooray! :)

(SarahBear, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:52, archived)

What do you do for a job? :)

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:54, archived)

I draw pictures

and type words :)

(SarahBear, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:55, archived)

Sounds dope to me

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)

sounds like b3ta

thats a job? where do I apply!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:06, archived)

wankers!

damn their eyes!
But we got a rollerskating monkey out of it, so, every cloud......

hope they're paying you daily!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:55, archived)

Wow

that is excellent

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:47, archived)

yay !

superb

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oCo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:48, archived)

wheeeeee!

smashing.

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mrRush, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:49, archived)

beezer doozers

top anim

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:50, archived)

Yay!

Thas ace.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:50, archived)

smashing

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mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:51, archived)

<insert applicable woo/yay comment here>

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:52, archived)

<insert thanking Mr Rubble comment here>

( ' u ' )

(SarahBear, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:54, archived)

haha that was a super picture. I'm glad you did me as barney. He is the quieter one, but blatantly gets more women.

Probably unlike the real me

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:55, archived)

woo!

what tune is he listening to though....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:52, archived)

I think it's probably "Rabbit" by Chas and Dave

Hence the look of glee on his face.

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)

Crikey!

That's a good 'un, and no mistake!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:57, archived)

hahaha!!!

its elton john! Excellent stuff m'dear.

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mutated monty, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)

have a pearoast from the weekend to celebrate my b3taday

click for 1280*1024

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SuperMatt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:40, archived)

WOO!

lully like an equine pheonix.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:41, archived)

it looks more like a horse

galloping out of the fire

(thestonefox, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:44, archived)

or doing a big wee wee made out of fire

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:46, archived)

i bet that burnt his winkie

isnt that a std?

(thestonefox, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:47, archived)

I wouldn`t know - YOUR MUM is the expert in STDs ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:48, archived)

where do you think i got all mine from

ah mommy dearest

(thestonefox, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:49, archived)

kapow

where was that fire?

HPBD

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chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:42, archived)

it's was in canterbury

on the 5th.

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SuperMatt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:42, archived)

nice

I went to Lewes and saw the biggest fire since Nick Hearne set fire to Hilly Fields when i was little

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chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:44, archived)

Lewes was great this year

There was much beer, fire and exploding for all

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The Sisko I hate the whole world, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:46, archived)

where`s teh Quo?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:43, archived)

oi!

less of that!

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SuperMatt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:43, archived)

what is they bidding?

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:45, archived)

Here you go.

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:05, archived)

Tick follows

tock....worth waiting for??

(otl, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:44, archived)

Guinness?

Hell yeah!

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SuperMatt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:45, archived)

happy b3taday

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:47, archived)

Happy B3taday!

:¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:47, archived)

congrats!

have a pearoasted reply: here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:49, archived)

I hate Horses

Worst of all the Animals

I hate Horses

Burn them all!

(woo!)

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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:49, archived)

*sings*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:00, archived)

Ooooh

Happy b3taday.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:51, archived)

lovely, woo

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mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:53, archived)

fiiiiiiiiiire

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:54, archived)

As the hunting seasons begins......

alternatives are found to hunting with dogs

(Cat Fur Head, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:39, archived)

now you're talking football

shoot the bastard fox with your 8 pounder!!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:43, archived)

That's not as bizarre as what they're really doing...

..."Exercising their dogs", followed by catching the fox so that it can be killed by a bird of prey.

100% of FACT

???

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:51, archived)

Can they take out the remand centre first please?

That would improve the neighbourhood no end!

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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:06, archived)

he'd become a real bore since he went on the patches

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mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:34, archived)

hahaha

ace!

(trumpet, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:36, archived)

haha

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:38, archived)

haha!

I know the feeling. I've been on Gum since 8.45. it's rank

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:40, archived)

woooooo

(33% longer is struggling to think of a witty comment for here, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:41, archived)

pfft

finally an idea you didn`t nick from me down the pub ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:43, archived)

you were just too pissed to remember telling me

i write them all down you know

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mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:45, archived)

I will not speak a word on Thursday night

not a word!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:46, archived)

meh with your accent i'm one of the only people that understand you

to be sure

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mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:46, archived)

Please god let Rik be scottish

Then it will fulfill my mental picture of him being Dominik Diamond and presenting Gamesmaster

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:49, archived)

nah, he's dutch or summat

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mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:51, archived)

Bah - another fantasy ruined.

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:52, archived)

sod off

I don`t own a single pair of clogs

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:55, archived)

exactly

now give them back

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:57, archived)

shan`t!

now go and play with teh windmill ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:59, archived)

nuh-uh!

I'm too busy sticking tulips into the cheese dyke.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)

presumably

whilst smoking a fat spliff?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:25, archived)

Hahaha!

Grate

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:48, archived)

hahaha!

looks like he's put on weight too.

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mrRush, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:50, archived)

Hahahaha!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:51, archived)

Bah, this is a bit rubbish

I've got a sore throat, my head is woosy, food makes me feel sick, and worst of all my hands are slightly shaky.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:33, archived)

you`ve got the `orn?

purdy pic.. just don`t show it to George W. Bush.. he might try to eat it

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:34, archived)

Mr Rik! You remember a few days back I asked for suggestions for batch image resizing programs?

(Pseudonym, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:38, archived)

em.. yep

did it work?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:41, archived)

Well,

I went to download.com and found FastStone Photo Resizer. It's brilliant! It does everything I want and more, and the executable is smaller than some of the files that get posted here!

It is... An image converter/resizer intended to enable users especially digital camera owners to convert, rename, resize, crop, rotate, change color depth, add text and watermark to images in a quick and easy BATCH mode. Drag & Drop is well supported.

OK - so it's a blatant promo for them, but it's such nice freeware, they deserve it. In fact, I think it should be included in the FAQ for newbies to get their files to a manageable size.

(Pseudonym, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:46, archived)

do the small images look OK?

our company pays.. PAYS a third party to resize images for the web site

there are mad people out there..

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:49, archived)

I would do them for half the price. FACT.

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:50, archived)

I already offered

they said no

spent a few grand on a little landing page for an e-mail campaign.. I said I`d do it for half the price next time

they said no

ergo: expensive must be good

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:56, archived)

Try suggesting...

...double the price?

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giraffen, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:16, archived)

I think

they do. I haven't really inspected them that closely. Hang on a tick*...

*Or "tic", whichever takes your hanging preference.

(Pseudonym, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:51, archived)

Here's the version resized by FastStone...

And here's the original...

You can decide for yourself whether it's good quality of not. But now I'm off to bed. Night!

(Pseudonym, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:13, archived)

I maygive this a try later.

It appears to be a top find.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:22, archived)

Christ! Talk about throwing money away...

You could knock up a batch command for Fireworks, in a couple minutes, to do the job (I'd say Photoshop, but it's a bit 'spensive).

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:55, archived)

totally agree

but after a year of explaining how they`re being ripped off, I`m fed up wasting me breath

I threw together a little Flash thing in under 5 mins to show how easy some of the stuff they pay for is to do; and it`s literally just static pages with a bit of Flash - we have to re-code them with server markup to make them do useful stuff

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)

err...

'link' it?

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:34, archived)

Oof

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:40, archived)

Well I like it

It reminds me of my intestines, as they are calling out to me *goes for lunch*

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:34, archived)

yes, it is time for Dave The Facts, so we can eat

come on Prunes...

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:37, archived)

it's not even past midday yet.

no wonder britains health service is suffering haveing to treat all you people with bad diets.

(mmm, ginsters *munches on MSG laden food*)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:40, archived)

oh aye,

my tummy said it was at least 1 of the clock

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:43, archived)

i think that's cool

and if your hands are shakey ask them what's behind the green door

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mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:37, archived)

he 'aint got time for that

as he'll be fixing the shingles and painting the door.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:41, archived)

and wanking into stool pigeons

the filthy cunt

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:43, archived)

good god not AGAIN

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:55, archived)

I really like that

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mugatu, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:50, archived)

well I like it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:51, archived)

Ooooh

I likes that.

*gives Lemsip*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:52, archived)

Ta.

*crawls back into bed*

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)

'ning all

What the new Royal Crest means

Click to biggerify

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Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:32, archived)

hahaha fantastic!

love the book, by the way.. may pur-chase another one for my boss who`s leaving in December - he`d like it

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:36, archived)

Ta - much appreciated, Rik

Make sure you bookmark the P-45 for him.

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Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:40, archived)

hooray!

*exposes gonads*

woo to that

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:41, archived)

Hope you've cleared

your gonads with The Bar. Indeed, also make sure you clear the bar with your gonads. You don't want to get caught.

(

Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:42, archived)

Orcuin?

/edit, got rid of the little text on the bottom =P

(Deus_Ed, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:21, archived)

that is really

good

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:22, archived)

Yay!

Beautiful

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:22, archived)

*flicks bogie in your hair*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:23, archived)

oi, improve your aim!

*picks bogie out of lunch*

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)

*gets the jar of leeches out*

Don't make me do it, man.....

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)

*picks bogie out of your hair

and puts it in REGTF's lunch*
sorry

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:27, archived)

: )

That's ok. Just don't do it again...

*puts leeches back in bag with satisfied grin*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:28, archived)

*orks*

(

new_matt, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:23, archived)

lovely.

can I have one?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)

They do bite..

so..

(Deus_Ed, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:25, archived)

so does

everything I really want it would seem

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:26, archived)

hehehe

(Deus_Ed, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:28, archived)

wow - looks like a pokemon

I want one

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:25, archived)

Very nice indeed.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:32, archived)

Eek!

Look at his sinister eye! He's definitely up to no good. Very shifty.

(

crab_bloke), Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)

Optimised from last night

Click for 875kB of unoptimised goodness

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:19, archived)

bit similar to those bridge crossing anims....

nice idea though

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:22, archived)

yeah

durbster was the inspiration for this one. its a different spin on his stuff so that makes it ok

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)

It is

I'll add it to my *ideas to steal* notepad.

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:26, archived)

you are welcome to it

hope you dont mind my use of the original idea
a very nice series it was too may i say

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:27, archived)

It's just two green hills and some sky

and a stickman animation.

I can't really claim it as if I'm the only person who ever drew those things.

I appreciate the credit though :)

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:29, archived)

spoof

surely

and woo to it! made me laff.

(

spacehog, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:37, archived)

hehe

thats different

(Deus_Ed, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:26, archived)

The Spanish version of the A-Team was a tad different...

(johnnytv, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)

woo

welcome aboard

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:17, archived)

This made me laugh

well done - i love it when a paella comes together

(

BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:17, archived)

Heh...

"I ain't getting on no plain!"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:33, archived)

Hehehe

(

chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:46, archived)

Quick and dirty...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)

mmmmm

/is mildly baffled (but in a good way)

(

chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:07, archived)

The rain in Spain...

...falls mainly on the plain!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:22, archived)

i pity tha fool that diss my samba

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:18, archived)

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:18, archived)

crush pineapple

shake a tree

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:21, archived)

Aga

Do Do Do

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)

such small, soft hands

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:33, archived)

You always

say that

I've got small hands too...

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:35, archived)

efffefffffefffffeffffffgetting on no effffeffffefffffscorchio

plane foo

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:18, archived)

Hahaha

There's got to be some sort of Bez-related comedy gold in that.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:20, archived)

HAHAHA

thanks for the idea.....

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)

Yay!

Get to it.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:26, archived)

boo, can't find any material!!

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:38, archived)

Any ideas?

(

BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:14, archived)

all that communion wine on a Sunday

constitutes the official definition of binge doesn't it?

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)

Very subtle...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)

2 in 5, actually

they left me out. I drank like Besty on speed yesterday, It was bonza.

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:17, archived)

A pint and a liver please barman!

Although reading the article scares me cos I had about 20 units last night.

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:18, archived)

i think its great

that britons are finally good at something..more lager please barmaid...

(

BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:18, archived)

My Mum...

...is a hard-rockin' hard-drinkin' bundle of lovely blonde coolity. She also runs a pub, and one weekend (Friday night, Saturday all day, Sunday all day) she counted up her units...

...

80-odd.

Oops.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:28, archived)

why

does bestie look like an extra from the matrix ?

(Tpaz, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:55, archived)

It's real I tells yer

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)

Mmmmmm

*goes for breakfast*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:14, archived)

But wheres the helicopter?

*steals the marmite*

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:15, archived)

nice and tidy

tidy, and nice!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:15, archived)

I would dive into shark infested water to save my marmite

Cos it tastes like gold (Ahh - always believe in your soul)

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:15, archived)

you've got the power to know

you're indestructable oh..

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:17, archived)

Always believe it

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:19, archived)

worth getting bevvied up and playing that Karaoke game on the PS2 for

mmmm GOLD! GOLLLLLD

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:33, archived)

Haha

Singstar makes excellent after pub entertainment.

Equally so Eye Toy Play

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:45, archived)

Samshing!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)

'ning!

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)

the spirit of michael barrymore lives in monkey form

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)

lucky bastard, phwoar

that has made me giggle

(

mongychops, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:14, archived)

How did no-one realise he was gay...

...when that was his catchphrase?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:17, archived)

is the monkey asking a lady monkey if it can bugger her?

(in order to pretend she is a he?)

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:18, archived)

See above...

www.b3ta.com/board/5325625

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:29, archived)

race ya

for log books no shit

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:04, archived)

Game on

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:08, archived)

If only

someone could do a hack which did this...

(

uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:09, archived)

If I was doing games design

Id try n make it
But unfortunatly, I dont

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:10, archived)

I could try,

if someone sent me the game and a nintenedo to work with....

(

the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)

BIGGER!!!

...ive got bad eyes!

have a

(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:13, archived)

Hahahahaha! Great!

No Meatwheels?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)

My penguin's way faster than your kitten

/edit: how rude, woo and yay to you lovely animation

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:09, archived)

^this

*imagines penguin to use fish like a club, like the cave men in wackyraces*

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:10, archived)

:-S

But it's going backwards!

(sarahloo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)

yeah I think that when I look at it sometimes

I'll remake it sometime with more frames in the background.

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:14, archived)

v8 engine with nitrous and supercharger

beats clockwork any day

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:13, archived)

my giraffe's slower

but has better off-road ability.

Woo to both pics!

(trumpet, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:15, archived)

erm

(

kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:17, archived)

Reposted for the gazillionth time:

And a hearty Woo to all the others

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:19, archived)

haha

this little chap's very cool!

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:23, archived)

This should be the next compo

Wacky zoo races

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:37, archived)

weeeeeee

my site

(

MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)

brilliant

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:26, archived)

Sitting hunched over on a mini-moto can't be good for a giraffe,

he should get something like this, excuse pr from yesterday:

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:28, archived)

hmm. just testing:

Shit! They're gaining on me!

(trumpet, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:38, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Nice kittenidge!

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:09, archived)

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)

haha yay

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:14, archived)

This is fantastic!

large amounts of yay,

and a woo

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:15, archived)

hahaha

Cocking marvelous!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)

sure!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:10, archived)

excellent work new person!

you don't deserve those L plates

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)

Thank you sah!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)

get a chin while you're at it man!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:19, archived)

Don't rob him

of his identity.

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:22, archived)

Heh!

He's concentrating so hard

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Yay, you're ace you are.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)

Thats greet

I should have given out more of these, but bung it in your profile

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:14, archived)

Could have some fun with this,

Could be read as:

"not-so, stoopid noob" or "not, so, stoopid noob" or "not so ... stoopid noob"

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)

Not so!

Stoopid Noob.

(

chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:53, archived)

that's jolly special too

supernoob i dub you, and what a grand thread this is

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:14, archived)

yes! that`s the badger

top stuff

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:15, archived)

Yes!

Woofully done there, good n00b!

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)

My new racing kitten from the weekend

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:19, archived)

That's superb

Expect to see it as somebody's avatar in the future.

(

durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)

I kind of picture him

listening to Underworld - Dark & Long (Dark Train Mix) whilst driving.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:28, archived)

That's not your work

I remember that being posted on here in October last year. It was one of series of five images by asdfsadfasdfasdf.

You have a small penis for claiming it's your work.

(

Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:34, archived)

Did you check the URL of asdfsadfasdfasdf's front page

and where my host is? Ssssh.

The penis therefore does not enter into it.

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:58, archived)

yes! woo!

sort this of please thing of more

(

gravytrain, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)

Woo and yay for racing kittens.

Woo and yay.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)

excellent!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 11:22, archived)

Is that the Condorman car?

Vaguely remember that movie. Thought it was ace when I was a kid.

(

Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)

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