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# Low brow?
(PornDungeon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# sich? sich heil??
Zeig heil me old son...

/nazi pedant

*goosesteps out of room (slightly) flamboyantly*

edit: altho it could begin with an S....

*throw hitler salute and makes false moustache with finger*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# hehehee
(I_tickle_myself, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# bugger
Googles suggestions fracked me over!
(PornDungeon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# it's more like...
Sieg Heil...
(NoToRiouS, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# "zeig" heil??
pffffffffffffffffttttttffffffffttttt
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# For anyone going to the Nottingham bash
Urinals

The Tap N Tumbler's look lovely
(PornDungeon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Something tells me you'd like this...
...Pylon of the month
(I_tickle_myself, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# I do now!
Woof!
(PornDungeon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha
SICK HAIL! SICK HAIL! KASTO!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# my seconded post of the day...
...more than I do most months!


Be surprised if noones done this...
(Phrenzy plundered a chunk of precious B3ta space on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Bindun? Yeah, in fact 4567646 have been done to this date.
Image is fairly unique though.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)
# *scratches head*
errr.. you what?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)
# I think it's just a load of Matrix quotes glued together to half-form a conversation
beyond that is anyone's guess
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)
# It's a channel 4 quiz show thingy...
May or may not help you...
(Phrenzy plundered a chunk of precious B3ta space on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# I know what the program is
I just don't see where the joke is here
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# well thats no cunting good for us internationals is it
did you think of that before you posted obscure refences to daytime tv?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# What? We have foreigners reading our website?
Cunt off, you nasty xenoists!

(puts down daily mail)
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# RIS?
poligen
(Cunting for Agatha oh no, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# kasto kasto!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# stop replying to shit with the wrong username you CUNT
*slaps head*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# omg wtf?!11
(Dooley, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# LOLLILOPS
UR WERD M8
etc.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# lolz0rz
ah, bollocks. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# *KISSY*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Haha
I goddamn hate that quiz show. LOOK I'M EDMONDS I'M TALKING ON A PHONE THAT'S A ROPE
AND WALKING ON A CREAKY FLOOR PRETENDING TO BE A BAAADDAAAASSSS.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# ...
shutup. 'ave a nice day
(Golden_guns247, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Explosm fan-art
But I thought it was easily tasteless enough for this board. ;)


(DrDerekDoctors, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:46, archived)
# hahahaha
me too! :)

edit:
"We now return to 'Touched By An Angel' .."
"...so Timmy, where did the angel touch you?"
"*sniff*...here..."
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:47, archived)
# That's...
...exactly what I was thinking of before I had the idea for the cartoon. Haha.
(DrDerekDoctors, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)
# haha, ace!
you took it in a most b3tan new direction. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:30, archived)
# *sighs*
family guy
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# ahahahaah
ace!
(I_tickle_myself, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:47, archived)
# pfft!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Argh!
You evil, eeevil man!
Click...
(Dooley, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)
# rofl HARD ONS
(Cunting for Agatha oh no, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)
# oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# O noes!
(basstard, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)
# It wasnt me

(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# oh dear
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE THIS!
*clicks so hard, mouse explodes into little pieces*
(Bryn not Brian, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Aw...
...bless. :)
(DrDerekDoctors, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Pfft.
Hillarious! (click)
(EzChile, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Quite truly brolly ant.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 21 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)
# so wrong,
but so funny...
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Arrived late to
woo your hummus
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 21:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha.
for some reason i burst into laughter without even seeing the last frame.
you've done your job.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Brilliant
I read that comic every day. I thought "that looks like explosm" and then saw the title. Whoops.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Haha
Easy mistake to make. Ta' all for making me feel less like a pervert. Even my mum laughed at it, but I think she was just being kind.
(DrDerekDoctors, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# I love this
A worthy FP indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# *delurks*
hahaha

*relurks*
(garrison, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 7:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
*breathes*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# You sick, sick man!!!
*laughs loud and hard*

*breathes*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep up the good work!
(Chuckman, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# reworked from last night with slightly less alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)
# likey this
me doooo
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# ooh, how did i not see this before?
s'grand indeed. well done! :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Wakka wakka bip bip
Where's Pacman? WooooOoooOOOO!

*not very obscure fact: Pacman was originally Puckman. The name change was to avoid people modifying the P on the side of the arcade cabinets.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# lol
and true. also donkey kong was originally monkey kong, shurely one of the great mistranslations. Also the racing game Continental Circus was originally Continental Circuits...

/geek



(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)
# The cousin King Louie never talked about
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# spazmonkey!
He ruled the jungle.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha
That's top.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Look it's his mummy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# ^ he is woo

orangs are teh funny (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Fucking Ace Amon!!!
I'm still chuckling
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Where's SSG
when you need his picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)
# spacking out in a darkened room, i should think.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:25, archived)
# hahah
amon, you're a star mate. 'lo. :)

woo to Big Ian's pic an' all!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)
# What
a noble beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Here... this took ages!

(I_tickle_myself, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# yay, Mumrah's been to Iceland
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

oh god.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# hahahahaahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Pfffffft!
(I_tickle_myself, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Bwaaa ha ha ha!
That's good that is.

So's Pantera, the big blue gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:42, archived)
# STUPID BINT NOT AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# hahahahahahah
you are wrong in teh head. That is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Gah..
I used to be with Zen, they charge a bomb, they do, they do.
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Apropos?
They do give out 8 (well, 5 usable) IPs for free though, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# what the fuck?!
time for your medication i believe!

wyh
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# what the tapdancing fuck?
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Mr. Woss has a suggestion....
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# that pun
makes the baby jesus cry
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# i'm sure sitting in charing cross
for hours waiting for a skank filled commuter train to the hideous depths of south east london would make it much happier

*glad he left hideous depths of south east london 3 years ago*

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
#
*glad he never lived in london in the first place*

*although he thinks bolton isn't a pleasant place*

*should really stop using asterisks*
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# *concurs*
.
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# my mirth gland
has AIDS now
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# ARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# *sigh*
Nicely done.
(Bryn not Brian, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# ha ha
i'll refrain from photoshopping sid little into that.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# haha originally it was going to be Ralph Little, but I figured half the board probably wouldn't know who he was
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# i'm clearly showing my age :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah, but Sid Little wouldn't have been funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Groan
"we need a defib on that joke... Stat!"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)
# g00n
:P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Here is my new kittie
I am not one for Fluffy time crap - but i thought you may like to see him!

He's 15 :)))))) Glad i could give him a home :)

EDIT:-
The adoption is for him rather than us. He deserves to live out his years in a home rather than a cage. His family gave him up after 15 years cos they were having a baby.... bastards.
also - his name is Charlie - but i will be using all the names below as soon as I have other cats :) (couldnt rename this guy - hes had the name for 15 years!)

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(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# aww
beautiful kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# yeah - he's really quite sweet - doesnt act 15 either
his family gave him up after 15 years cos they were having a baby!??!? how do you get rid of a cat after 15 years!? mental
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# put it in a bag and throw it in a river
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# that wasnt predictable :)
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# it can get eaten by a whale!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# hahah
whales could do with the protein
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# *spuffs in the thames*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# you and the rest of the male London population
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# you should bottle it and market it as "lemony's special proteiny plankton".
god, i'm glad they got a greasemonkey thing sorted out for this place. i was finding it all a little bit confusing last night.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# i keep pressing tab the wrong number of times and ending up in the wrong place
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# it has made me realise that, at least at this time of the day
this place doesn't move much quicker than the old place does/used to.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# it goes in bursts
is munkt0n away at the moment or something? the board-quake seems ominously protracted
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# the hard drive on the database has died, i think.
they're attempting resuscitation as we speak, i should think.

i'm quite happy on here, so i have no great opinion on the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# yes, but it's screwed up my browsing habits
i hit the 4rthur button when i'm bored without even thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# i've still got it set as m home page.
which is pretty fucking annoying.

i should probably change that.

*changes it*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I'm thinking
you'd have to be a cunt to do that. Are cats bad for babies or something!?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# If the cat eats the baby then yes
either that, or the baby had a severe cat allergy.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# no idea....
i was shocked
we also found out they get lots of old cats handed in with the request to have them put down.

why?

cos the owner died and the son or daughter dont want to look after them anymore..... cu*ts
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I had a cat when my parent had my sister
It tried to smother her due to jealousy. And we had to get rid of it eventually.

We still have the cat though
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# you should have your own show...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# that is a bad idea on so many levels that i can't even begin to
list them.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# i think the church should be turned into the inspiration for a hit tv sit-com
Butterflies for the 21sty century
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# they've got three months of us left.
i personally think that i should audition the next person to move in.

i solemnly swear to choose the spackiest fucktard that i can find.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)
# bastards
"sorry mate, here's your P45"
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I give him a week
til he's pissed on everything you own
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# he's doing well to say the truth!
he's too stuck in his ways to piss anywhere but his tray
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# let's all play...
Guess the Name!


Dr. Jonathan?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Oliver Whiskersson?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# nope :)
keep guessing - we didnt change the name - he's too old for a name change :)
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Professor Paw Print?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
thats gonna be my next cat - it's not that imaginative :)
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Dog Yard Scrat?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Timothy Ballsprout
Captain Armpits

Cyril Catcunt

Doggy McKittenfuck

ShittyCat01

Angerpants

Ethel Conkerballs
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# amazing
i'm gonna have to open a sanctuary - just to use those names :)
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# ShittyCat01 is a good name
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Maggie Scratcher
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# monkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpackmonkeybackpack
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# HAHAHAH
oh god... i could call him that..... NO MUST REFRAIN!
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
that's the name of my future cat, made famous from Sunshine Elephants fantastic series
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Meowralyn
Monroe?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Elizabeth Anguloid
Andrew Snozzleburger
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# is it a sailboat?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# CHAIRMAN MEOW.
TV CHEF RUSTIE LEE
MUNGO
MARWOOD
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# hehe
chairman meow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I just woke up to a papercut in my ribs
I didn't go to sleep until 8:00 this morning and rolled over just now and got a paper cut.

I exclaimed a groggy "what the fuck?" and was delighted to find an envelope folded up with the words "It's nacho cheese baby" written in illuminous marker.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# good good.
why were you all still up at 7.30 this morning? who was that bloke with the beard?

i woke up thinking it was a weekday morning and tht i'd overslept.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# The bloke was some cunt called Albert
he was a bit of a twat to be honest. He was being a cunt to -t so I upset him enough that he left not long after you came down
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# what happened? TELL ME.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# not a lot more than that really
I can't remember very much
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# you're a fucking shower of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a
sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a sheep on a treadmill under a hot air balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I was gonna say that
:/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Quarter Smellybucket
Beth Notroos
Evil Kittyspazz
ROBOTIC ANGELSPUNK
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Moo Cow
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Perfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# it's
Leung Chang, kung-fu king
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
yes!!
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# that's not a bad cat, that.
we have to go cat shopping when we move,but i think we're going to argue over what flavour to get.

edit: in other news, "the planet's funniest animals" has just started on ITV. this pleases me considerably more than it should do.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# how funny are they on a scale of 1 to goodies?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# approximately:
little and large with a bucket of diarhhoea doing the macarena.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# that actually would be the funniest thing ever!
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# someway short of the "Rod Hull falling off the roof" which it would have needed to persuade me to go downstairs and watch
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# god. if only they'd been showing that live rather than the champions league.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# does that smilie have a massive double chin?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# yeah - i'm rather large
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# 15?
you know in cat years thats practicaly dead?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# yes!!
but who cares - its for him rather than us we adopted. He deserves to live out his years in a home rather than a cage.
he plays like a kitten though - wierd
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# 15 year old cats are ace
my girlfriend's ex treated his like a doll (pick it up, cuddle it etc) so when he was left platypus was a grumpy cat and hid all the time. now, some months later after being treated like a cat she's all of teh fluff and demands strokes and plays with toys and everything and she is teh cutest cat in the world.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# cool
he doesnt look old, he must have been well looked after
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# C'mere!
I wanna sex you up!

(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# COR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 14:24, archived)
# thats
hot
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# aieeeee!!!!
it's all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# outvoted!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# i'm not surprised at all
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)
# aaaaagghh!
hmmm, maybe if you wrapped all that hair round the face, I would!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant would
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# i
would
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# ha ha ha - do you still say that?
or were you doing it for retro effect?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# now it's become cool,
i tend to say it less often.
though of course you have to keep the proles happy with a few classics.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Very
post-modern.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# well, it amused me.
and i'm far from a prole.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# i must be moving up in the world then.
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# *waggles monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# that looks distressingly like someone i shared a house with last year
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Cor!
Can I have their phone number?
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# they didn't speak to me
i think i went to the wrong school or something
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# that really
is rather scary

i don't know whether to hit it with my shoe or just send it away with a verbal warning
(The Director of Directing, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# paper bag
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Get some clothes that fit you
you silly willamina smith thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# *strikes it across nose with newspaper*
NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Oh god
that makes me drip!
(PornDungeon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# TODAY!


Sigh! Nup! Now!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# wait
stop the car

rewind

there are places besides London!?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# presumably they're going to finish their evening by shooting each other.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Where?
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# well
I don't know! Can't be any good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Oh my God!
Your totally wrong like man!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I think your "like" is in the wrong place.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Maybe they mean 'totally wrong like (a) man'?
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# that's what i thought he meant.
they don't teach english properly in schools these days, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# *looks over wall*
You might be right but i'm going to assume it was a dig at americans and so, it's like totally wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I think you're probably right
But it could just as easily be mock 60's 'spaced' speak
(like, yeeeah, like man)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# oh thats true
too much slang argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I don't have
a totally wrong like man
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Why do all bashes i want to go to
occur on weekends i have my daughter?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# well you could always bring her
unless you like...care about her...then it's probably best not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I'm sure I could
park her in a corner with some crayons and a bottle of absinthe
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# i am interested in your fathering classes and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# haha
I'll let you know when it's published
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# she organises them all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# you clearly need to become a FECKLESS FATHER.
*calls CSA hotline*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# ha!
I've been paying those cnuts for 8 years now
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# i'm not certain that i should ever be allowed to becomea father.
from the point of view of, well, humanity, i'm unconvinced that it would be a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# unfortunately there's no vetting procedure
I don't think I would have passed either...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# if my sperm is as lazy as the rest of me, there's a great chance
that it sits round reading a paper and smoking all day.

try to hold that mental image, kids.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# nothing like a good bit of
incest to brighten up your weekends
(The Director of Directing, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# speak for yourself
...
(The Director of Directing, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# You've had your daughter????
Digusting ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/5567461
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Are you
allowed to work in schools?
(The Director of Directing, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)
# yes.
But he is on list 99.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Travelling to places I've never been scares the bejeesus out of me*
cos I never have a clue how to get where I want to go



*which is kind of odd given how often I do stuff that I have no idea whether I'll be able to do. Just travelling I guess :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# give me a lift and I will point out funny looking people for you
so you can pay attention to the road..



genuine offer
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Do you know how to get there?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Derby! Nottingham!
They're so close they're practically the same city.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# So give me a train station and VERY clear/specific directions as to how to find this home of the funness
and I shall strongly consider going.

I really shouldn't let on, unfair advantage and all that, but I'm very tempted by this opportunity and given the right circunstances the chances are quite good I shall overcome my fears and attend
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# I have no idea where you are from....
so it is a dumb suggestion - but if you are near glasgow or edinburgh - I will split the fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Hahah, Derby
It's close enough to Nottingham to tempt me, but far enough away/alien enough to scare me

*rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# come along!
it'll be aceage!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Well, the station is Nottingham.
Map here.

Scroll down and Nottingham train station is on station street.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I can use the powers of tom-tom
also - I have driven past before.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# oh, you doubters.....
I *WILL* be there....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Uhuh.
Yeah right.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I'm driving up this afternoon
sadly Leningrad isn't coming with me :(
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Boo!
Yay for you though.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Gah,
I wish I could afford it.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Afternoon guys.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bryn not Brian, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)
# That whale's not as friendly as first thought

(clickety for biggery)
(The Potato Monkey, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
#
(The Potato Monkey, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# kidneys.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# why all the
blank replies?
(The Director of Directing, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
#
I love chicken I love liver mieow mix mieow mix please deliver
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# there may be
a whale boycot going on
*boycots*
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# fluffy time yet?
(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# yes, überfluff!
Image hosting by Photobucket

Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Thats some quality fluff you've got there mate
have some of this

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
could you replace the squirrel with a cat?
(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)
# not after the amount of time I spent finding 5 pictures of squirrels in the right position
then matching the colours, putting in the shadows
finding two pictures of buses from the right angles, shopping the bus number, number plate and adverts.

by the time I finished I was pretty much sick of it.

so, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# dedications what you neeeeed
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# oh go on
I'll make it worth your while, big boy.
(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# now you're just scaring me, but you can have this cat instead
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# ahaha
hahahah
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# I
don't need no vet
(I helped save b3ta! Schrodinger, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# gerrrofff!
nicely! woo
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# nevaaah!
morning friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# That my friend is brilliant
More cat poking please
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# actually
I do have several pussy fingering images here somewhere and some videos too.
(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# you love it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I did have some with a blonde lady, I'll keep looking, but for now


(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# the sponging cat amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# uff
apart from the eyes this looks unshopped ... if it is it angers me
(JadeFalcon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# poor kitty but...
woo! *clicks*
(kuwLiwnVx9, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha wonderful
AND it has seams

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# AM IT FLUFFEH TIEM?
god.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# haha
that's so not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# you know me too well.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)
# don't worry there's a
whale thread you can be angry about.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# oddly enough, bandwagons don't rile me.
they're usually over in a day or so.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
# except vader puns *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# "Is the giant cat gone yet dear?"
"no he's still there"


woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# because i was told to...


a mate on here said, as i have a graphics table, its obligatory to draw CDCs... here u go...


BETTER?
(likeajackhammer, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Wrong
colour, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# erm...
... well ive been meaning to see the doctor about that...


YOU RACIST!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# It'll do
Usually their entirely magenta shaft spunk and hair. Some hair but not a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Shavedness!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# u know what...
there's no pleasing some people!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I'm very easily pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# i think
it has testicular cancer :-S
(kuwLiwnVx9, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# either thats a 10 year olds cock
or your VERY careful with a razor
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# 10 year old?
i couldn't make a white fountain at the age of 10!
(kuwLiwnVx9, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# who said anything
about making one?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# He's had it
waxed
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Works
for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)
# ooh I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Matron!

*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
#
Oh I had a spillage.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# i h8 it!


a blast from the mofo past!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:11, archived)
# "I wonder if there's Amyl here?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:13, archived)
# it says...
any1... :)
(likeajackhammer, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:16, archived)
# LOL!!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:17, archived)
# l0lz i h8 it 2!!!
ROFFLE!!!!!!11111111111111111oneoneone2
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:15, archived)
# just seen your black eye cartoon at the bottom of this page
here's a card for the poor chap
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# woo yay
lets here it for domestic violence poems..

they're the shit!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# what do 10,000+ abused women have in common?
they wouldnt listen the first time around
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)
# fuck thats good
woo to beating me to it!

i was told about it in the pub by some fat guy thinking he was funny...

...come to mention it, it was word for word what was written on that card...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# How wierd, I made it ages ago, along with this one




either he's a b3tan, or he must have got emailed it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)
# am i going to hull
for laughing REALLY hard at that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)
# I, for one,
like this.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# .
(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Would be funnier to fart down it hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)
# i need one of those.
the world needs to hear my wisdom.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)
# the world needs to hear your colon
more like
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:13, archived)
# either's good.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:13, archived)
# BOFFINS?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:13, archived)
# i should probably be seeking the advice of boffins, rather than
the other way round.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:16, archived)
# needs more
"STOP!"

"hammer time!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I wish someone would post a very large image
(goober, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)
# yes, yes you do
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)
# well, yes. quite.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)
# I hear that all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)
# He He
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:18, archived)
# i like this a lot and can't work out why noone had treplied to it
so i thought i would
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# and me
I just got here. 'ningz
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Kelvin and Hobbes

someone please shoot me... please
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# No
I can't bring myself to shoot the creator of such comic genius.
*click*
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# you're either...
...a very nice person or a menace to society, but either way, thank ee ver much
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Arf
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

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