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WHAT THE FLUFF ARE YOU DOING IN THERE ?

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:21, archived)

eye eye!

yarrrrrrrrr

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:26, archived)

I have DT homework.

and I want to show you my dragon. Called Raaar.

I'm doing a boardgame, and he's in the cave at the end.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:21, archived)

Rah!

Me, I have the DTs.

*shakes*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:22, archived)

woo

thats good - what happened to your pussy??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:22, archived)

She gone missing on the 14th of last month!

I not sure where she gone, but she probably not come back for long time/dead.

since she is 17. It makes me sad, but I'm a realist.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:23, archived)

our old cat went missing once

finally found her next door sitting on the neighbours lap :o) hope she comes back! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:24, archived)

that's sad

I'm sorry :(

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:24, archived)

Well she would have died at 10 if we didn't rescue her.

She was gonna be put down by the vets since no-one wanted her.

We have the neighbour's cat at the moment, and another one of our own.

Donations of kittins and cats welcome at all times.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:26, archived)

I like him!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:22, archived)

I found your card in my rainbowfluff bag today!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:24, archived)

yay!

I have some left for the next bash.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:24, archived)

I like those cards =)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:32, archived)

everybody loves dragons

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:23, archived)

What are their names then?

They am lully devious dragons.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:25, archived)

cecil and dwayne

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:27, archived)

Such lully names =)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:29, archived)

Nobody hates the dragons.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:25, archived)

nobody hates the smooth looks of Rapitinui either

but you are one sexy devil with a sexy sexy dragon!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:28, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:37, archived)

Except maybe St George.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:30, archived)

when was the last time you read that story?

it's fucking horrid! ):
HORRIDS I SAYS!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:32, archived)

I made a better version in year 7.

I wrote the actual story down, then wrote a funny play type thing. The dragon didn't die I think, the princess had a line "Help! Save me from the dragon and his bad breath!"

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:34, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:26, archived)

Daniel + Beard = Weird.

New guy from farscape grows on you though =D

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:27, archived)

support the troops

come on everyone if it wasnt for the troops, the terrorists would be running wild so support the troops.

lets face it they are doing a job that none of us have the balls to do.

(rob2005, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:18, archived)

ha ha

ha ha ha

(Coca Hogg, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:18, archived)

Bollocks

Id kill towelheads given half the chance

Would you like to see my knife collection?
The voices, they call to me, but i wont listen

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:19, archived)

so would i

im not saying i hate towel heads but i couldnt feed one to a rotwieler

(rob2005, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:21, archived)

you've looked at his profile, haven't you?

: )

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:21, archived)

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:24, archived)

That's a one-way ticket to ignoredsville

for you, sunshine.

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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:22, archived)

THIS^^

very very much so!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:23, archived)

MY god, when did sarcasm become a non-detectable commodity?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:24, archived)

depends on the wording of the sarcasm, I imagine

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:25, archived)

Or the intelligence of the reader

Who'd have thunk it eh?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:26, archived)

"i like this!"

(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:19, archived)

you might want

www.b3ta.com/talk

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:20, archived)

*ducks*

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rogue Big knickers, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:20, archived)

*quacks*

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:28, archived)

boys have a penis and girls have a vagina

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:20, archived)

Sometimes both!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:20, archived)

COR BLIMEY!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:21, archived)

thats called

"plug and play"

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:22, archived)

well that explains THAT then

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:21, archived)

THAT's where i've been going wrong!

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:21, archived)

Hm...

Catch on fast, don't you! :P

(oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 22:32, archived)

*runs wild*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:20, archived)

*has balls*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:23, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:35, archived)

Let's have some water

to put out those flames.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:20, archived)

splish splash!

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rogue Big knickers, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:21, archived)

Very pretty, very very pretty, lovely bird, but...

Needs more shark/helicopter/bridge.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:22, archived)

It's real

real, I tell you!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:22, archived)

bloody awsom

v nice

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:30, archived)

well

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chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:21, archived)

hahaha

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:22, archived)

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mechamatsimpsk, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:22, archived)

ha ha

been a while since I saw that :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:23, archived)

So hey

thats a neato?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:25, archived)

What now right?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:27, archived)

response so far

etc

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:31, archived)

your right the troops do have a tough time

beating up iraqi teenagers, standing around doing fuck all, and getting blown up by landmines, makes you proud

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:29, archived)

Well...

I'm glad I don't have the support of someone such as yourself.

Unfortunately, I have the support of fucknugget up there who doesn't know how to use the board... and is a moron.

(The Ross, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:35, archived)

too right mate

you round basrah?

(jagerman, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:39, archived)

I'm not in theater right now.

Preparing to go in a few months though.

I've heard Mosul but we don't know yet.

(The Ross, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:45, archived)

ah right

you off to chilwell soon then?
just remember - it's a happy, happy place, and it's good to go on benders in nottingham!

(jagerman, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:46, archived)

actually your more likely to get shot in nottingham

than in iraq

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:50, archived)

sorry but i have little respect for todays armed forces

An army should be army, i.e. two huge forces on a battlefield closecobat weapons only, whoevers left standing wins. And why do their families find it so surprising when their son gets shot? HE JOINED THE FUCKING ARMY what did they expect? a few years of flower aranging and playing in a paddling pool?

Rant over

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:42, archived)

what would you do differently if you'd just had mortars fired at you and bricks thrown at your head you wouldn't be a little bit angry?

would you invite them round for tea, or maybe buy them flowers? c

(jagerman, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:37, archived)

quite the opposite

I'd plan a military operation, then execute it properly, and not get politics involved.

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:45, archived)

bloody iraqis

you'd think they owned the place

(Coca Hogg, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 21:27, archived)

Ridiculous, Isn't It?

We illegally invade their country, bomb the fuck out of it, leave our half arsed plan at home (sorry sir, but the invasion plan must be in my other combat fatigues), give all the "reconstruction" jobs to our mates, siphon "reconstruction" funds off to our Swiss bank accounts, and generally fuck up the entire country, and then they have audacity to become upset about it, and resist an invading force.

(Pleiades, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 2:43, archived)

What the fuck does "Support the troops" mean, anyway?

Such a bloody inane phrase - right down there with "Down with this sort of thing" and "there should be a law against it!".

What are we supposed to do? Wave flags and cheer like zombies on Prozac whenever someone mentions the word "War"? Turn up at the front with tea, biscuits and reassuring words? Blindly ignore or support a government that callously disregards the lives of ordinary soldiers for their own political gain?

/feeds troll

(Astatine, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:33, archived)

*raises eyebrow*

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:58, archived)

Yeah!

Those god damn iraqis always ruining our beautiful country with their hate! Let's get rid of hate by bombing some people, that'll rid the world of negative emotion! Then everyone will be happy!

Smile everyone, there's no longer any sadness! SMILE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 21:15, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:55, archived)

I see you've found filters

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:56, archived)

It's all down to the refreshing taste of spunk.

(Londingham ., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:57, archived)

well its all i ever use

:o)

maybe...

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:58, archived)

*uses zombie filter*

wow!

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 21:16, archived)

more than just filters involved, thank you

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:58, archived)

My apologies, it must be harsh monday

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:00, archived)

its be nasty day on wednesday

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:13, archived)

do you have a

bigger version??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:00, archived)

of this one

no, it was done at size.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:03, archived)

yeah

he had to tag it, of course! ; P

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:01, archived)

Oi!

Over the line! :P

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:03, archived)

GOALLLL!!!!!!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:04, archived)

cunt off ;)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:04, archived)

sorry! Easy dig!

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:09, archived)

if it's more than just

a filter...

RIS?

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PoofBird ~V~, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:08, archived)

Well

This is a thirty second Filter job

I think I forgot what effect I was going for. Curse you, wine, making me dozy!

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:17, archived)

you evidently didn't do any layering, gradienting,

smudging, burning or additional filtering. I should have done it bigger, but even then you'd have taken the piss, I'm sure.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:19, archived)

actually, I did layer

I'm not being nasty! Sheesh! Accept my apologies that I've annoyed you.

I think Lordingham had a far ~~better~~ nastier insult. Pick on him.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:21, archived)

I can pick on him at will

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:24, archived)

blimey

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:26, archived)

I'm sure I was reading about that film

at somethingawful.com...

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:27, archived)

I may be missing something obvious here

(I frequently do), but .. huh ?

..but good evening, chap.

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FoldsFive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:10, archived)

just me trying to turn

Wallace and Grommit into a 1930s or 40s magazine sketchy thing. Evidently not very well.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:11, archived)

Probably just the size

Can't really make it out properly so the details lost

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FoldsFive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:13, archived)

good point

I should work larger next time. As mentioned by the Rev above...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:14, archived)

Bleh

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:46, archived)

"i'm a lithpy cunt"

 by jamie oliver...

woo!

edit: domo says bye-bye all im off to get mashed.....

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Just Flange, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:47, archived)

Death is obviously stalking b3tans...

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:48, archived)

I love this one

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FoldsFive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:04, archived)

REAL ULTIMATE FIGHTING POWER!

100101010101010101 1AE8008135

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:11, archived)

It's a widely known fact that

white helmets can't jump

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:44, archived)

Hahahaha!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:46, archived)

ARF!!

i like

so does domo it seems

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Just Flange, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:46, archived)

Aye-aye,

Stood firm to attention?
^;)

(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:49, archived)

he's lully

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:50, archived)

Woo!

*clicky*

(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:49, archived)

That...

...actually made me snort!

(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:57, archived)

That's no... um/

Woo!

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:00, archived)

Try this

Over eighties, bareback horse golf.

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:42, archived)

Goose

As in good

(7ilby is somewhat nifty..., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:10, archived)

I know I'm way late...

But source pic?

I live in Starkville, MS, and it's the only one I know of, but that's not our team colors and google didn't find a "Tarkville" anywhere.

EDIT - found it, it's from the private school in town. Strange to see it on B3ta, though...

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:31, archived)

MS = Multiple Sclerosis

FACT.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 21:29, archived)

found it on a random image search in pbase

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 8:20, archived)

'ning

sorry for crapness, but the web monkeys at work have just given
me tattyshop 7.0 so had to do something
Edit: Not that the shite I post is going to get any better or anything ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:43, archived)

good thinking!

;)

/edit: I knew I had this around somewhere

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:45, archived)

Some time ago

i had a nightmare very similar to that ...

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:44, archived)

'ning!

Well, I like 'em.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:56, archived)

evening....

cfb/site/Blog

edit :: the seascape is made from scratch - the other stuff is added after :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:31, archived)

God I want to go diving again

yay for aquatic superstructures!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:32, archived)

i'd love to go swimming

but then i might get shot by them whale hunters again! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:34, archived)

shoot back!

it's the only thing they understand

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:46, archived)

now theres

a plan :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:47, archived)

whoa!

is that a car?!
very good mate

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:32, archived)

thank ya

theres a couple of cars floating there :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:35, archived)

I like the cars

and the ideas. Woo and such

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abandonnship, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:33, archived)

thank ya!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:35, archived)

Very nice.

Woo! :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:40, archived)

thank ya sir

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:43, archived)

ooooh lully

that am muchly woo Rev.

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Just Flange, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:42, archived)

:o)

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:43, archived)

I say woo unto thee

No hideously deformed face? Is this a new direction your persuing?

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:48, archived)

hahahaha

well i do other stuff apart from the horror stuff, but its mostly the horror stuff that gets noticed :o) have a look at the fantasy section of my site :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:50, archived)

I claim inspiration.

but it could be misplaced.

/dies

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MrSparky, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:01, archived)

do you sir?

with what pic?? :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:04, archived)

Its all explained

to you on a location other than here.

I recant my claims, however, as they would appear inaccurate.

:)

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MrSparky, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:06, archived)

i think we must have used the same water tutorial

its a good pic btw! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:08, archived)

Evidently so!

Yours appears inevitably more effective, however.

Hooray for us both!

:boogie: - shame that doesnt work. its my favourite. :(

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MrSparky, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:10, archived)

just copy the gif

and upload it some where

thanks btw - glad you liked the pic! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:13, archived)

Oooh.

That's a bit fucking good.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:21, archived)

thank you

glad you like it :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:23, archived)

wow

amazing, well done!

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:31, archived)

That's fucking amazing,

W/Y/H

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:52, archived)

...

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nOfrOm, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:21, archived)

TOOK ME A MOMENT

WOO!

edit: sorry for caps

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abandonnship, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:22, archived)

Its ok, we dont have a dress code

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)

Does that mean

I'll be serviced even if I lack a shirt and shoes?

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abandonnship, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)

*services*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)

I was wondering who'd be first with that

same minute and everything, well done

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abandonnship, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:28, archived)

Serviced possibly

And you know we have hidden cctv, yes?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:31, archived)

Meaning it's been taped and everyone's watched?

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abandonnship, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:32, archived)

Well i had heard that about you

/Mysterious

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:35, archived)

Since the launch of

www.thecctvtapeofabandonnshipgettingservicedbymrhorrible.com it's not exactly a mystery

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abandonnship, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:38, archived)

hahahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:39, archived)

'TIS JUST THE LARGE LETTERLY LOVE

DO NOT BE AFRAID

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:01, archived)

Is it..

The Bills have Eyes???

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)

Purty!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:58, archived)

KRI

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:46, archived)

Don't know if you've seen this...

Its apparently true - My mate is at Durham - sorry couldn't get it larger but it says:

We have recently found several blockages in the showers in university accommodation, most commonly caused by human hair.

However, over the last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantities pf what we have now determined to be semen. This is intolerable, and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists

May we advise students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort of their rooms, rather than in the showers

....

(dethsd, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:19, archived)

yes, seen it

there's a thread on the links board of different versions... but ta anyway...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:20, archived)

We have

seen this

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:20, archived)

this was in the newsletter/

Don't worry, they won't DNA test it, it'll cost hundreds.

/oh, links, apparently

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:21, archived)

That and the fact that

universities always threaten to do stuff that is not legally enforcable

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:22, archived)

I just know the cost of reagents + technician's time + admin

and you're looking at £200 +

Unis are for the most part nice, but there are some total cunts in admin.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)

not only that

but wouldn't it be hard to find a pure sample? you'd have hair, skin flakes and all sorts of things in there with bits of DNA.
And after multiplying the DNA with PCR it would be impossible to tell which of the strains where from the semen....
well.. you could look at the highest percentages of DNA (as it should be the stuff from the semen)
with the aid of RT PCR, but that would be very expensive indeed.

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:49, archived)

do you watch too much csi?

or are you involved in a course about this kind of thing?

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:02, archived)

I'm educated me. I know how to do DNA analysis and all that jazz.
in sweden my profession is called Biomedical Analyst. I think you people have another name for it

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:28, archived)

take a chunk of spunk

if there's a clear answer, hurrah! If that spunk is mixed spunk, however...

Paternity tests cost that much, as I understand it.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:13, archived)

there would also be a human rights issue with enforcing students to provide a DNA sample with which to compare it against. assuming they dont already have students dna on file.

i think its some student who has got a temporary job in admin and nicked some uni headed paper

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Ceteri, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:45, archived)

newsletter

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abandonnship, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:21, archived)

We all have

(7ilby is somewhat nifty..., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:21, archived)

Well Deserved

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)

That reminds me of that artist who made a mask of someones face out of 8 pints of his own frozen blood

Frozen blood penis?

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:32, archived)

that

is a very horrid thought

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:35, archived)

Was it flaccid at the time???

hyuk hyuk

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:38, archived)

what exactly?

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:41, archived)

more

the frozen blood penis than anything else

but aren't they made of blood anyway?

confused..

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:45, archived)

muscle surely

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:46, archived)

who knows

to me they are a mystery.
i don't have one so have no idea and biology gave up on me at school

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:48, archived)

Same.

but I'm not sure what else it could be made of really.

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:50, archived)

aaaaah

thats vere true

perhaps we should ask the men on the board what their willy's are made of as opposed to just speculating

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:53, archived)

Kind of a sponge like material

So I'm told. Basically we fill that spong with blood, and the volume and pressure of blood makes it point northbound. Hence why its not a good idea to chop one off without medical help!

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:00, archived)

could be a QOTW

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:05, archived)

that could be an amusing tale

"if willy's were made out of anything else, what would they be made from"

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:09, archived)

Answer suitable for girlies

Fluffy pillows, kitten purrs and puppy smiles!

Lets all awwwwwwwwwwww..........

ahem

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:10, archived)

hahah!

yeah, that.

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:20, archived)

establishment notices

I had them going for ages with my photoshoped, printed-nicely-on-headed-paper notice which read

"due to a number of breakages, shits in excess of 5 KG must now be lowered by hand"

(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:49, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:07, archived)

Sunshine Elephant would

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:08, archived)

Who wouldn't?

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abandonnship, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:21, archived)

I've colourised the git

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:00, archived)

Don't you mean gif?

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:03, archived)

No git is right

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:03, archived)

Don't you mean write?

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:04, archived)

rong

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:05, archived)

....Mr. Data?

christ, can you tell my parents raised me as a geek?

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:06, archived)

George Formby!!

"When I'm cleaning windows", etc etc. Come on, you must have heard of him!

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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:59, archived)

it aint so bad

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:49, archived)

bwahahaha

you evil man

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Cunthorse, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:51, archived)

hah

I wonder what it could be

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Mousing, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:57, archived)

A one-way ticket to hull?

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:58, archived)

As a Jew i find this offensive

*twirls ringlets*

*burns your embassy*

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:59, archived)

Burns

Scottish Embassy

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:00, archived)

I find this very offensive, too

*burns American embassy, just out of habit*

(cox2inhibitor, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:24, archived)

Damn you!

I was going to use this source pic as the fore ground for a funfair!

*Goes back to drawing board - literally*

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:25, archived)

Drink drink drink...

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nOfrOm, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:21, archived)

Sunbears?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:23, archived)

hahaha

that's very good if it was intentional

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Cunthorse, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:40, archived)

Mine was,

but was his?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:01, archived)

That's what i meant

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Cunthorse, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:05, archived)

in mexico bears are forced to dance for thier booze

in soviet russia, bears used to charleston for smack.

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mr spoons, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:27, archived)

hmm...

origin?

(Spoof - Masterb3tar, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:16, archived)

...Newbies would be greeted like kings

apologies for hugeness...and if this is the thousandth b3ta board compo entry

EDIT: Added watermark and CFSB.

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:11, archived)

Hahahahaha

That's ace!!

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Drunken Vet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:12, archived)

No...

this is

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:16, archived)

ADD COCK HERE

(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:19, archived)

*does*

awww, now my screen's all dirty

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:04, archived)

No, this is

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:19, archived)

Which Ace

would that be?

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:20, archived)

not me

I hope

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CommanderAce If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:24, archived)

No this is

Image hosted in Warren B3tas Anus - click for free B3ta image hosting

*Just made

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Drunken Vet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:26, archived)

Cocking ace!

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:36, archived)

too many cocks!!

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Just Flange, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:39, archived)

HAHAA!!

gross...

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:40, archived)

the hairs on that one

put me terribly at unease

SHAVE!!!

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:40, archived)

hahahahaha

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:53, archived)

I love the hat!

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:24, archived)

thank you, i made him today

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Just Flange, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:41, archived)

I love this one

I was trying to explain it to someone in the pub last night.

Didn't really work...

Woo though

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Liquid Crystal, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:26, archived)

really?

Blimey!

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:22, archived)

Looks like he's gagging

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thistle, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:28, archived)

I love the Ambiguously Gay Duo

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abandonnship, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:45, archived)

and they love you

*winks*

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:46, archived)

Yeah

but only in a purely platonic way
/is a lady

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abandonnship, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:48, archived)

Yeah

but it is ambigious, isn't it?
/is a log of cheese

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:01, archived)

it's ambiguous nominally...

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abandonnship, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:20, archived)

Supoib

(7ilby is somewhat nifty..., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:14, archived)

Bindun

but the textual comedy hummus (and effort put into the shopping) is top notch.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:17, archived)

haha

marvellous!!

Domo liked it too!

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Just Flange, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:20, archived)

awwww...Domo likes everything

he's a regular ass kisser

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:21, archived)

Ha!

Woo.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:28, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/fluff/

Clicks "Go"

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:04, archived)

heheheh

nice.

*stabs*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:57, archived)

Degnom's Travels #15

14 previouslies and counting!

(dungeoneer, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:08, archived)

How hatstandly woo

and stuff like that.

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Liquid Crystal, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:26, archived)

Pfft!

Ace!
Stuff your webbed foot up my cloaca indeed!

(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:01, archived)

eeeeee

but woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:04, archived)

Keeps you looking young - we hope.

(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:04, archived)

Fairly funny

I only pissed on part of the keyboard

(7ilby is somewhat nifty..., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:04, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

belm

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Liquid Crystal, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:27, archived)

funny lookin logan

...

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:51, archived)

Its the TV one.

Not the clamped jaws of the film one.

(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:07, archived)

Hehehe

*popularity plummets*

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Drunken Vet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 17:58, archived)

Get ready for an admin update

(7ilby is somewhat nifty..., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:00, archived)

wow

you seem like a fun person to hang out with at parties*

a/s/l?

*pork pie

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:00, archived)

Would that happen to be

Savoury pork pie?

(7ilby is somewhat nifty..., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:01, archived)

vegetarian pork pie

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:02, archived)

What made out of fungi and shit?

That's not a man's pie, that's not even a cat's pie

(7ilby is somewhat nifty..., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:03, archived)

I had a ruder answer

but pachey would kill me : )

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:05, archived)

Pfft

i see you even made it 70kb for extra annoyance;)

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mr spoons, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:01, archived)

Every little counts

*plummets a bit more*

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Drunken Vet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:04, archived)

for your next one

try threadwaste...

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:05, archived)

Or a pearoast of the animal pile-up?

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Drunken Vet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:07, archived)

no,

steal an image that's hosted on another site.* That'll guarantee to piss EVERYONE off.

*Actually, don't.

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:18, archived)

I'll pass

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Drunken Vet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:20, archived)

Comic sans makes me lose

'If the world was fluffeh no one would mind losing'

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:06, archived)

I just lost the game

for the second time in two days

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Cunthorse, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)

Huzzah!

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mechamatsimpsk, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:57, archived)

If Barry Scott was gangsta...

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 17:46, archived)

Racist.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 17:50, archived)

your mum

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 17:55, archived)

Best of all the swift replies.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)

I prefer

Your Face!

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Drunken Vet, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 17:57, archived)

Who doesn't?

/Handsome.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:11, archived)

Whets the difference between your mum and your face?

none, I’ve stuck my cock in both whilst they were sleeping.

(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:14, archived)

well. decidedly un-pc

...

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:01, archived)

haha!

that
is
excellent

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 17:50, archived)

fucking skunk pussies!

woo for vigilante barry bickle

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mr spoons, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 17:51, archived)

Woo

et

Yay

Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny Frog fucks granny - Get this to link to b3ta on Google!

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:11, archived)

haha hurrah!

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:14, archived)

magic

(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:15, archived)

Pffft.

Barry Scott; Ethnic Cleanser.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:30, archived)

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 17:37, archived)

Pacorah...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 17:39, archived)

Hah. woo!

pearost oppurtunity-
"say it again, sam."

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mr spoons, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 17:48, archived)

Mork and...

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:04, archived)

bhindi?

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:17, archived)

yay

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:18, archived)

Hehe :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 18:32, archived)

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