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# Can't wait for teh gay shift
Have it now

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(you know you would)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# would
n't
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# would
n't
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# yes i would
Ive been wanting to use my mattock in ages
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I think poisoned arrows are more traditional
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:11, archived)
# mattocks my friend
make it more fun and last a lot longer
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:22, archived)
# arrrggghhhhh, you spent too much time on the crotch there


if you turn the lights off its not gay
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
#
you can never spend too much time on the crotch
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# this ^
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# but not that >
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:08, archived)
# made me think of this
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# whew
i ventured the link

and it was worth it
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# *changes link to goatse*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Hurrah! for hume-beast hybrids (nice shoppage, Malvie)
Malvie)

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:09, archived)
# is that the superwaif hersel?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:12, archived)
# oui, c'est la mossette
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Michael's so chuffed
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:01, archived)
# so chuffed
he spluffed
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:01, archived)
# magenta jizz?
no pubes? there are rules to this sort of thing you know!



sorry how rude, woo as well
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# as opposed to?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# white jizz, and sometimes green jizz


edit/ hows the german sausage?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# .............filling
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Don't blame me!
Michael did it.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:08, archived)
# magenta jizz!
hurray for the beetroot diet
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# It'll be spitting
with scattered golden showers
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:09, archived)
# I found this on the shared drive in teh office i work in
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
I love the first speech bubble.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Oh! It says Gun-Man!
I thought it was Bum-Man!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:54, archived)
# whats on your mind
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# i
like this. i like it a lot!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:49, archived)
# oh I drew that
ages ago
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:49, archived)
# heheheh
beat me too it!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Believe it's all here...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# err yeh
that's me - Jay Pinkerton - I just forgot what my name was for a moment there
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha
they're brilliant. puts my snoopy efforts to shame
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# I don't know why
but this has me nearly pishing myself

jaypinkerton.com/spiderman/12.jpg
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# hahahaha,
been pissing myself to most of them but that a good un!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# I have to stop looking at these in the office
I'm gonna burst out laughing soon. they're fucking hilarious

"I'm gonna fuck out both your eyes"
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# just read this last one...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 16:05, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# haha!
:D
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
#
WOO!





that is all
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Did you make this?*
I recall seeing about a million of them somewhere on't web

*didn't give a fuck but will now report you to the board nazi monster for a good rogering
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha
wicked.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha
The Walrus was the shitest villain EVER. :)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
arf
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I cocking love this!
Woo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:56, archived)
#
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# Hahahaha and back by popular demand
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:58, archived)
# lol
you is fucked up
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:00, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:01, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Oh dear
Raping bears is wrong
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:54, archived)
# you never seen super troopers?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# haha
this for king!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

That's so silly and funny. Excellent stuff.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:54, archived)
# bad dog
put it back where you found it and stop bring these home to your owner
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Pirates
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# hehe
they sure are
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# smeg me thats gonna need some tcp
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# NINJAS RULE YOUR ASS

i'll prove it when i can be bothered.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Robots rule them all.
100% fact.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# now Robot ninjas are an entirely different story....
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# What about robot pirates?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# they just go rusty
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:49, archived)
# And how!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# That's "yarrr" and "Red Indians" respectively
/pedantic
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# what the thing?
now it's, pirates, ninjas, robot pirates, robot ninjas and indians

what the fuck is going on!?!?!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 16:22, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:49, archived)
# I think you will find
Surfing Nazi Mutant ninja pirate zombies from outer space beat them all!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:31, archived)
# who are controlled by
tiny white mice
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# im pretty much safe then :)
*pokes tongue out*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# How data gets skewed.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# ha ha
Trisexual
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# i'll try anything sexual.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Bumsexual?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# i've been bumsexual with a lady.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# did she use a big strap-on?
did she make you squeal?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# no, you mistake me for you
i did it the other way round.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# wow
you got a strap-on rammed in your gob?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:38, archived)
# omnisexual?
that should cover it.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# what about pansexual?
edit: it means the same apparently!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# pansexual gargle blaster

it's like being sexed by silky tissue paper...




...wrapped around a sledge hammer.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Yes, but who would do pans?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# how about parasexual?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I've always wondered
is someone who's half male, half female and likes only one of the genders a homosexual or heterosexual?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# you need a different messageboard I think
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# They don't seem to have much expertise in gender mutations :/
And not in bumbusiness either, it seems.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# damnit!
I read that as 'sexual orienteering'
there's an idea!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# not rambling through the gorse bushes it isn't
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# therell be a fair few pricks
in them bushes
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# oh you mean
mounting climbing.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Can't miss out hermaphrodites
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# They take care of themselves
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# ahem
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Who cares.
They want straight answers.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Asexuals care, I guess
edit/ and that was a straight answer, I believe.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Bloody rams!
A study done on rams found that about 2% to 3% of the individuals being studied had no apparent interest in mating with either sex. - Wikipedia

Picky bastards, they're like Pandas!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Tell me about it...
I've yet to find a panda who will suck me off. Picky two-toned bastards.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# hurrah
or d) all of the above
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# a queer e?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# pfft.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# *judo chop*


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# "We am de bestest frends!"

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# which is why the spit roast madge

top stuff
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Braw stuff!
Even I recognise them!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# I thought it was
Gilbert and George
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# haha
no knobs, shit, or tongues.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# there was in my version!!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:58, archived)
# christ you're right
*hands over tate modern*
just like that.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# *scans for sarcasm*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# 11.4%
honestly, who holds the tate modern in such high esteem for that comment to be sarcastic?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:12, archived)
# I stopped watching after Daphne died in the coffeeshop fire
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!!!
i wish i had!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# *old enough to remember*
POOR DES, the mong that he was
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# a sad day indeed.
i still remember the controversy in my primary school when todd and cody were going to knock boots.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# hahaaha
the memories are flooding back now

I haven't watched it since i left school 10 years ago
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:49, archived)
# i remember having a discussion in the library in p7 about who was the fittest.
Hannah Martin finished last, behind Bouncer and Helen Daniels *shudders*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:54, archived)
# haha
hannah was rough. a bit like sally out of home and away, but then she sprouted MASSIVE norks and all was OK
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# ^this
home pron tape with her riding some boy like a government mule helps too ; )
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# haha never seen it
Is it real or just internet rumour?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# there doesn't seem to be a bridge, but i think it's real
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:08, archived)
# GAVE BIRTH
WITH HER TIGHTS ON. ick.

Lou from Neighbours is playing centre back for Austrailia at the world cup you know.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I stopped watching after Harold 'died' by getting washed away at sea.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# top class mr spoons!
WOO!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Cor Mr Spoons!
That's braw
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# cheers everyone : )
now i really must do some work.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:49, archived)
# hehehe top work!
more jowells on Harold!!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# i love The Sun's quick polls
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Wheeeeee!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# You can tell when you are getting older, when you start wheee-ing all the time :o)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# eh?
Speak up!

I want me cocoa!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# It must be all that Kiaora!!!
Plays havoc with the old water works!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# I saw this:
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# haha
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# yes, it does doesn't it.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
YAAAAAAAAAAYE
edit: TJ would anyone like to help me with the construction of a website?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# they can do mine
once they've finished yours
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# *pimps self*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# What are you trying to do with it?
I am happy to offer my some what limited, but effective (non coding) skillz...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# possibly
what do you need?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# i can handle most of it
all i will need is a hand with setting up a page to donate caaash, via paypal.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Ah... I see....
you want to give all the cash to B3ta, how noble ;o)

Are you using DreamWeaver? There is a free shopping cart type template you can downlaod from adobe that allows you to do just that kind of thing...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# yeah... yeah i do...

*shuffles*

edit: yus dreamweaver.... what download thingy to you refer to??
/interested
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# First off, PayPal have this thingy..
https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=p/xcl/rec/donate-intro-outside

how to: https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_pdn_donate_techview_outside

but you can also try here...

... 2 mins, just finding right linky...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# aren't all the templates and how to's on the paypal site?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# correct
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:49, archived)
# i'll go see then
*hangs head in shame*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
#
*witty comment goes unheard because of rumble of approaching geek-herd*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
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# Read my signature!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# i'm making the website you monkey
you'd be my one page slave (:
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Ah, I didn't read properly
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# pleasant

:)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# someone
needs a big hug

*wipes mouth*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I told you
I'm not that kind of girl
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# they all say that initially
now please..assume the position

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# are you a girl?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# no

I am not 'any' kind of girl
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# they all say that initially
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:56, archived)
# pfft
What does Rebekah, 19, from Solihull have to say on the matter?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# norks + page 3 = profit
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Lookit my boobeeees!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Is it real?
What makes me mad is bad English, like when people miss capitals at the begginings of sentences. (No offence intended :P)
*End rant mode.*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
# click "i like this"
and i'll tell you
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:38, archived)
# I've been feeling a lot of anger with the world recently

and it's given me a headache
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# calm down dear,
it's only a board

/lovely menstrualised colourification & woo
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Winnar!

Before: Bell | Confused.com
and what they said! ^^
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# pffft
lovely arm flailing
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# BIFF!
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# POW!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# KABLAMMO!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:29, archived)
# ZOK!
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# ROFL
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:29, archived)
# One of my favorites is still
"SPAK!"

(used in Ghost In The Shell as a bullet hit sound)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Dweeebby dweeby dweeby

(when shaking off shellshock or rubbing eyes in disbelief)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# ARSE!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:29, archived)
# RUDIE!
willy!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Bestest of all teh words


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Yes, the USofAnians really miss out with their soppy "ass" & "fanny"
and as for BOLLOCKS!

cornerstone rudiment of English english

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
#
/inspired by Road Rash.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha
*gives lady OBE from MW's arse*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# you made me spill my tea with that
:D
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:24, archived)
# I think I actually remember that episode
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Hahaha
i droped my selection of cheese!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:29, archived)
# you need this!



(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Sir dave!
You are truly an inspiration
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:36, archived)
# ah, I love the baby cheeses
best of all the prophets
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# haahaahaa
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# It alliterates well
but the meaning is somewhat vague
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:24, archived)
# let it go
its not worth it
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# He's not worth it, mate!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Don't beat about the bush.
if you're annoyed or something, just say so.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# i feel it babe.

i feel it hard.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# do you indeed! *feels hard*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# *gulp*
(that's all)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:29, archived)
# worse things happen at sea


you're not a sailor are you?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# That counterpoints the surrealism of the underlying metaphor.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:31, archived)
# ^ what he said ^
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
*feels the hate*

This is tip-top!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# so much time and effort...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:10, archived)
# insufficient magenta on the cock
i'm afraid. ;)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Noice!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# "hey - mhere's Mhatrig?"
MHATRIG!!!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# I didn't think anyone would get that
ta Del
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Doesn't everyone love a good mong voice?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hehehehe MONG!!!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Pfft. Oh dear.

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*dies*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:21, archived)
# *recesutates*
hahah ahahahahahahaahha hahahaha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:31, archived)
# to hull
and is that Elton Downs?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
oh god yes!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Hurray! for punny tiem!



(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# ouch!
that's lame even for you.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# NYAR!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:10, archived)
# i'm going to need further treatment for acute pun burns
if you keep this up my good man.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Hurray!
*passes ointment . . .*



(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# arselips!
woo
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:16, archived)
# my favourite b3ta post EVAR!!!!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:19, archived)
# REALLY!?
you nutter!!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# What the feck?
Who's veiny toiletbrush-like arm is in the second picture?!

*Heebie jeebies all over the floor*


Woo to the pic btw, gave me teh giggles :)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# I found it on a
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Oof!
:(
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# I bloody clicked that as well.
It would appear I am teh mogn.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# For some reason
I couldn't help thinking that, since it was a crudely cut-out arm, that it must be goatse.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# his face

so funny
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# heeeeeeeeheheheeh
woo dayve!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# pfffffft!
that burns!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
you said BUMS!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha
so I did.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha top punnage sire!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:16, archived)
# *bows*


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:18, archived)
# oof!
It's pub o'clock. I'm off to play pool.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:18, archived)
# haha
woo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Taking Movie Titles Literally: Part One
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

The true* story of Johnny Cash's attempt to break into the harsh business that is the Big Top. After a failed stint as a clown, and a devastating Human Cannon accident, the 'man in black' soars to new heights...

*may include some fabrication of certain characters*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Response so far..
Well, I like it!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Yay for juggling clubs!
*doesn't get the rest of it though*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Had this stuck in my head
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Quick and dirty, but I'm glad I released it from my brain.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# if it was fucking cheese then you could add it
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# hehehehe
it says "knob"
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaah
You call that a fucking image?! How dare you even THINK about posting this fucking piece of shit, you cockfondler! Now fuck off and do it again!!

(Translation: I like that)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:07, archived)
# cockfondler!
lovely.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# hehehe
hohoho
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:16, archived)
#
DonE!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:10, archived)
# then madam
you have a strange head

and my nob is firmly in my pants
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# pssst
She's a madam
Your nob's hanging out
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# hehe
i like the Cheese's expression.

Made me smile :D
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:07, archived)
# I'm glad I made you smile
There should be more smiling. Cheesy smiles (get it??? Get it? haahaahaaaaaa..!)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Edam well better!
Woo! to your hatstandery!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Ooh
A pun from the King of Puns himself! I'm not worthy!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:17, archived)
# 'COURSE you are!
ya big silleh!

You gotta brielieve in yerself!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# puns...
I camembert it
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:17, archived)
# quite...
you better brie sorry.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Bob Ross cooking happy cheese?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Gah


Too short and too shit, i know.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# I think

top woo

:)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:58, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:59, archived)
# better than good
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Rather splendid
Woo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Aaaahahahahahahaha
that's brilliant!
You are granted one brand-new wooyay:
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:07, archived)
# and a mighty nice wooyay it is too
.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# thank you sir
But it didn't take a whole lot of effort. This one took much longer:
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hi cockalorum
nice woo there
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Hmm... I know what I was trying to do...
I thought there was something dodgy about beadle.

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:53, archived)
# PFFFT
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:55, archived)
# i made a miniature frankenstein last night
it was all my own work but i got a small hand from jeremy beadle
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:56, archived)
# ahhahahahahaha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:00, archived)
# fact!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Pffft!
And it'll turn out George Bush isn't really President, he's just an actor saying and doing what other people tell him to.... Oh, hang on...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Beau baby
64.72 kB.... don't push me! i'm a woman on the edge!! *furrows brow*
other than that! hurrah!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
# calm down my sidekick....
relax, destress, chill....
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:51, archived)
# i make no exceptions.

*folds arms*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:51, archived)
# quick sidekick, to the nazicopter!
I hear alarm bells on the horizon for more bandwidth to be saved....
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:55, archived)
# *clip clops along in heels*

yeah yeah! i'm coming!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:56, archived)
# *informs offenders we may be a while getting there to sort 'em out and not to run away*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# damn!
it was supposed to be 69kb :-)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:51, archived)
# *pokes in the ribs*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:51, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# hehe
ewww
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Old movies are great
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Nobody who speaks german could be an evil man.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Ich spreche
genug.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Superb!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:56, archived)
# oh sweet Jesus
Top notch!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha!
..
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Oh dear!
:)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:58, archived)
# dear ohh dear
now THAT is deeply unpleasent

edit: initially only being able to view this from behind semi-closed fingers
.. now I also notice the kids hair moves to boot ...dear god .. what have you done ?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:00, archived)
# the "kid"
is Ruth Kelly!

well, it's Ruth Kelly's hair on a kid, that's why it moves
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# in all that's unholy
it is too !

*vomits*
*twice*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# not as much hummus, but hey...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:56, archived)
# haha
that's what i've been calling that shop for a while!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# you and me both Mr McPunk!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# zing!

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Summat I made a while ago.
www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/whatisthepoint.jpg

Linked due to relative massiveness.

those knees belong to me.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# goatse hands!

why not make it smaller so you can post it?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# On my work pc
i only have ms paint which would kill it.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
# fair does then
nice choice to link it

*pats*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# dere ya go!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Cheers muchly
Spoonmeister!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:56, archived)
# nae probs
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:00, archived)
# zomg drus
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:58, archived)
# It's an iluuuuuuuuusionnnnnnnn
Nice.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# what the shitting cunt?!
is it an arm, that has rolled a dooby that looks like a rubber band?

Its very nice to look at anyway

Woo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
# druggie!!
send me some in teh post!!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Ghaybours, everybody needs good ghaybours.....
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# O_O
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# haha!
I don't really know what else to say!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# you got my drugs?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha
lou's big square face is funny!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# I love harolds jowels myself!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# ewww
haha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# hahahha
YAY!! woo and yaaaaay!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
nooooooooo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:52, archived)
# this is ace
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:00, archived)
# you don't want to mess with the Harold...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Fucking Brilliant
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:58, archived)
# That is bloody brilliant...
100% Woo, with added yay!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# ...

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# *snort*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Cor!
*continues to watch*
*misses rest of afternoon*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# emo?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# : D
Thats aceness in a can.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# are you
on drugs?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# That
is between me and my farm-a-cist...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# You farm cists?
Dude, that's SICK
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Passes the time of day....
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:40, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
Woo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# is one exercising
the bass-ic animal instincts?

/coat, hat, shoes, bags, tickets, taxi.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# What ??
(and) ...The??
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:41, archived)

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