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# Who wants stuffing?
Let's see how YOU like it...

Clickee for biggee


The fourth of my (rather early) Christmas card designs. See my profile for t'others.
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(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:27, archived)
# dear... GOD!
a turkey with a hand!?

ebay it!

wooyayhooplapanowie
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Cool!
I really dig your stuff, as they say in the trade
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Big Ciggy will punch on with part time hippies

for your right to smoke!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)
# that lady crouching down
the one with the specs,
and the brown hair,
and the red bits on her shoulders,
yes her.

i've done her
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:17, archived)
# and you're bragging?


(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:19, archived)
# donbe her what?
hiar? nails? washing up? you cant leave a sentence incomplete like that!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:20, archived)
# at least i can spell
i've done her a lovely cheese toasty
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)
# oooh surprise reply no 17134
didnt see that coming?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)
# em...
as you asked, no i didn't.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:28, archived)
# the one with the spanner hanging off her elbow?
nice work

cough
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:22, archived)
# that's not a spanner
it's a nut tightener
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Not even a nut tightener
it's a wrench
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)
# no no
a NUT tightener. get it?
oh, never mind.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:29, archived)
# FUCK OFF
AND DIE OF LUNG CANCER!

(and piss of thinking smoking in pubs is a good thing you cunt)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:26, archived)
# As a non smoker with children and sensitive lungs
and also a bit of a hippy, I think it is excellent that I have the right to stay at home if I don't like the smoke, or go to a non-smoking pub.

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Exactly
Give pubs the choice, smoking or non-smoking. We'll see which is more popular.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)
# We have a non smoking pub,
but thwe thing is, if I go there then none of my smoking mates can go.

It occurs to me that we had a bloody great brace of wars to defend freedom, not so long ago, yet now we are giving it all up 'to make things safer and avoid terrorism' and the like.

Fucking 1984 Labour cunts.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# it's actually better with the smoking ban
as you get to talk to people that you probably wouldn't have inside the pub/club



/scottish and love the ban
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
#
I'm trying to give up anyway, want to do it before the ban starts so I don't feel annoyed by it, want it to be my choice.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# yup...I'm also going to stop :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:45, archived)
# i'll have a half!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)
# also
GET FUCKED!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:49, archived)
# watch out he's
in a boy band
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Yay
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Doesn't count
1) you posted it a minute ago.
2) no boggly eyes.

sorry.

woo, though
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# since my intention was to not create boggly eyes and I don't give a shit
I win by default
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)
# the road to hell is paved
with intentions not to create boggly eyes.

i think.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# HUNT THEM
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# hunt babies
not tigers.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)
# what about
baby tigers?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)
# swings and roundabouts...
put them on swings and roundabouts
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Gonna GATT ya!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:18, archived)
# arf
the Gattling gun....
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)
# yay for repoastage
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha woo !
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# hngh..
he's hardly even drank any
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
hoist up the mane flail!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Wasted!!


(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Haha!
Must be a species thing.

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Mine's a Bass, please
Mr Tige...... SHIT!!!!!

It's a fucking TIGER!

*says quietly* woo.....?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# No pipes in here you Chav cunt!*
nice one.

*/brave blog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Tiger tiger, drinking pint
/Blake blog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)
# I've had enough of this ironic flatcappery
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# You have to log in to see the pic
I've had a flat cap since I was 6. It's not ironic..
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:18, archived)
# catflappery?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:18, archived)
# "So dear, what did you you do at work today?"
fuck
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Silly Gruntfuttock
Recylcable cardboard is not Greek dip.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)
# True.
Haloumi, anyone?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Ooooh!
Me please!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 18:24, archived)
# I shat in the fridge
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)
# oh fuck
I thought that mars tasted a bit sweetcorny
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# don't worry
that buttnugget mostly consisted of mars bars anyway
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)
# pfft
'buttnugget'
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# You're baaaacckkk!!!!
Good holiday/vacation?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)
# yes
and oh yes

twas really good, thank you
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:19, archived)
# "and two accuse me of corrupting morality..."
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# *spacks*
*obtains enlightenment*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# oooh... shiny...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)
# OOOH!!!
Spangly, shiny, flashy!
most brilliant,
woo yay
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Oooh, I say!
That's rather nice.

*clickety clicks*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# woo
spacktacular
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)
# corrupting reality
with that pic.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# *runs away to safe distance*

from the woosome pictures.
woo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# they add up to less than 250k
if that's what you mean
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Yes.
I just found that out!
silly me!
*embarasses*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# 'noon, chap!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Hello miss,
Oh sorry 'not a girl'

How goes life sir?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Splendid, ta!
Busy, but that's my own fault for spending too much time on here!

And now it's hometime - catch you later =)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)
# L8ters



(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# my, you *have* been busy!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# haha
the Carol one is ace :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# 3 for the price of 1!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
genius or madman?

who cares. woo
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# ONLY £2 - QUICK FETCH A TROLLEY!
THEY MUST HAVE GOT THEIR PRICES WRONG

Still though - Kerry Katona. eh? eh?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# pug faced dinner lady

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# with
mahoosive
boobies
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# and a fat arse
and a horrible accent
and no brain

*phwoar!*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# indeed...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)
# *takes note*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Nooks!
i do say
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# That Carol Vorderman one
GMTFH.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# mmm...
meat...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Goat Monkey Total Fun House?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# haha
look how much coke boss-eyed mutton stuffer vorderman has taken
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I saw the episode
where Richard introduced her with those exact words.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# crikey
this is upsettingly good!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I like them very much
but it's hard to tell which one is for the compo this way
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:31, archived)
# I see
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Bored now......
.....so here's Kat and Scarlet feeling snuggly.

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# *snuggles*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# you are rather prolific
today~
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# that's not very nice
*looks up prolific*
oh.. :D
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# TUTT and Jude?
guffaw

That looks like lots of funtimes
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
#
ahhh yes indeed it's fun time! fun time! fun time!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# naaah
he wont draw me..!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Why not!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# *snuggles*
:))
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Ah, there you are.
Rah!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# I thought I did?
Weren't you in one of the Derby sketches?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# aye, TUTT and Jude, as I recall
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)
# i was just teasing!

but i didn't know that was me..

but yey!! (:
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:35, archived)
# TUTT?
Where is she, anyway?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# ^ up there
*peers up skirt*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Oi
quit shovin'!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# It's a cardio-muscular reflex - I can't help it!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# this brings a smile to my face
and a yiff to my thoughts.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# ...followed by sexy time?
woo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# So you draw strips of Sequential art
Where you are a Hamster
What is Art in the strips that *He* draws?
Woo
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Samwise Gamgee.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# im all confuzd now
):-|
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Snuggle time is followed by...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# yiff!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# i dont know what yiff is :(
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# It's what a man does to
barnaby bear
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# good god!
what milks it?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# In a
manner of speaking...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# When daddy and a squirrel with tits love each other very much...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha
^this, sir Dyer.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# google 'yiffing'
you'll understand.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# I don't sat this very often,but...
Yiff-tastic
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I'm getting a strong whiff (yiff?) of wish fulfillment from this one
:P
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
#
Kat's always teased Art.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# ...and us you bugger!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Cats are evil bastards.


Except for mine - he's just a dickhead.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# that's you!
he hasn't get weetabix for eyebrows!
*yiff*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# True.....that was drawn before SA began.......
Kat was just a mischievous entity that kept appearing in my work at that point.....
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
#
work toss-bank
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# my brain feels wet...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:04, archived)
#
work special files
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# They obviously want something
And before anyone says "I KNOW what they WANT!! hur hur hur" I mean 'want' as in a favour or material item.

I'm rambling again...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# And when they left......
....Art noticed his wallet was gone.....
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# He can afford it
Being an artist he must be rich rich RICH!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Hah!
I'm going to hop on my scooter and go back to my grotty little 1 bedroom flat now, so I can roll in my £10 fortune of copper coins......Byeee
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Cheers mate
i'm off too.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# the lonely artist, in his solitary garret, conjures up companions to soothe his fevered longings



woo! :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Cor!
My face wouldn't be as miserable as Art's if I was in that snuggle...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# That's shock, not misery.
They are all of teh stealthy-ness on their approach.....
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Ah...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# cats and squirrels can do that to you.
i know...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Lucky so-and-so...
*dreams*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Needs more necrophilia.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# like most things I find
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Congrats on reaching 200 with SA!
*applauds*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Found it in the attic
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# put it back!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# thats my first animated woo compliment
^_^
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# deserved.
big fan of strange animals with boggly eyes.


should be more.. might start a petition.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# or club?
"make more strange animals with boggly eyes club"
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# definately
a society of sorts.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# oh i like that
looks like tony the tigers dad.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# you think he was
adopted?

tiger, with a lion dad?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# You appear to have pissed on my mind...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Needs some form of real ale
preferably in a tankard
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# right on it
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# or it would do...
...if Tony the Tiger was, in fact, a lion.

=)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Congratulations~
*has woo mitsvah*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# what happens in this "woo mitsvah"?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# I appear with garden shears to remove your foreskin
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# it's true.
*still has the scars*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)
# squalid interiors make for healthy appetites



nice
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# A Metroid?
You'll want to look after that or it'll be on your brain in no time.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# insert it!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# woo!
keep it!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# do it and find out
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Kill it!
Like this, perhaps.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# This is easy.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
excellent
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# *attacks with Polystyrene melting glue sticks!*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha!
geek!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# bindun
but nice try ;)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# I'm still not sure
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# who are you
B3ta CSI?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# One day my friend
one day...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# ENHANCE!!
you can clearly see a nodule in the top corner
of the letter in question, thus my professional
opinion is that the letter is in fact an "a"
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# it still says homo
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# on reflection
I think you may have photoshopped that
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# the cheek
i've never even heard of this "photoshop"
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# i agree it is an a
but in the enhanced edition it looks like it says
"Microsoft Paint Homo Edition"
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# ha ha!!
i have homoblindness
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# it says:
microsoft point homo edition

aicmfp
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# And you'd be right.
*nods to cashier* Five of your english pounds for that man.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# *points at homo*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Oi!
I've still got the original PS file.

It says 'Paint', OK?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# *Launches Rh1no offensive*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# you never played 40k
you're just a wannabe!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# you got me
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# did he rolld a natural 6?
on his to hit and to damage die?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# :P
*blast counters*
that's +4 on all you fools!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# CHRIST'S BICYCLE
will these ever stop

and where is the naked lady one?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha, That's ace
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
looks like he has bendy lips :P
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Woo to Bendy lips!
i thought that too!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Haha!
You've beaten me to it...

*doesn't bother saving*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha
time to drag this fella out of retirement:

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# ooooh
Ultra Marine


*brings out Space Wolves*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Nah...
All about the Blood Angels
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# bollocks
I had Orks me (the most expensive army to collect by the way, because you end up with bazillions of miniatures). How sad.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# It all used to be cheap
back in the day
I got 90% of my minitures from a 2nd hand warhammer 40k shop in sheffield. or the free ads papers.
Big armies which I couldn't be arsed to paint.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# I used to have Orks too!
But only because my older brother got warhammer 40k for his birthday once, and he thought the space marines were cooler. Which they were.
How I hated treading on those things!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Ha ha
ha ha
ha
It's a model!!!!!11111oneoneeleven
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Paris Hilton's dog - "Carry me round in a bag will you!!"
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# poor dog, he'll choke on all that plastic.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# hmm...
reminds me of jeccy for some reason.

"CARRY ME IN A BAG, WOMAN"

I'd draw it but I can't be fucked
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# I done won two
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# I do like these.
Is there any way of doing them in PS7? I've only seen tutorials for CS...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# i have one for the nintendo DS.....
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# =)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# I think so
but only if PS7 supports a lens blur in some way

my attempts at these
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# i used ps7 to do mine
just use gaussian blur instead of lens blur
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Microsoft paint home edition?
Woo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# that is woo, as are all of them
but pssst... filesize..
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# ... three four...
COME ON BABY SAY YOU LOVE ME!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# I put it to you that
there should be a seperate board for
"pictures of things altered to look like pictures of models of the aforementioned things"
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Ohh, this is a good one
model-tastic!

woo.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# it took me 4 hours to
put together my 1/144 scale destiny Gundam on sunday

time well spent really!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Lovely
I tried one yesterday.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# now that's a good one
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# agreed,
but what's with all the large still images today?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# it's tuesday innit
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Ahem....

Adobe Rulez!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# ooooh
subtle
noice
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Aye
Loikes it!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# It's a model of something, right?
A multi-coloured train crash?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# hehehe
nice one.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# haha
I like your original joke, but have an unturnoffable sarcasm gland.
Or something.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Hmmmmm, interesting.....
*strokes gland*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# you'll need to go deeper than that
/like a wizards sleeve blog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# I went for ages
before I dared ask what the phrase "wizards' sleeve" meant. And then I found out.

But I'm not telling how.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
please say it was from experience and you were asked "Is it in yet?"
/Shadenfraude blog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Damn!
rumbled.......
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# I'm trying to think of others
but wizards hat is the only other i know of.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# clown's trousers?

EDIT: Or it might be clown's pocket, I can't remember.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# heheh
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# wonderful
woo.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# what's ms point?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# *points*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# fngh
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Well, it's 'paint'
if you haven't put your glasses on.
I'm guessing....
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# looks bloody well like it says point to me
and here.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# I blame Mr Gaussian
Him and his pesky blur, you know.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Oh
I thought it was powerpoint, but obviously there's no power, so it's just point and crayons have points, so it works on two levels.
But paint works too
/applies glasses
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# wooooooo
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# haha
love the pixelisations
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# top shoppery!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Haha
That made me laugh my anorak off!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# oih
that's my bread 'n' butta!!!!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] My fave picture of James Blunt

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# James Blunt
He is his own rhyming slang.

he needs to die
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Harsh...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# ok
he needs to die in a sexually enjoyable way.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Haha!
Is that you're way of saying you want to bum him to death?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# he sounds like the queen when he sings
it has been a fantasy of mine to bum the Queen to death while she sings the lilting love ballad Wait and Bleed by Slipknot
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Haha!
You crazy Mormons!


EDIT: I've just noticed your new sig =D
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I didnt die
I got better ; )
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# A miraculous recovery!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# yes, I'm very much alive
And considering a bit o'solo work seeing as my band have all but given up on mega stardom.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Oh dear.
How about a collaboration over t'internets?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# AND HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE BIBLE!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# she's short
shes standing on that so i get a bit more leverage.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# That's
One of the most arousing things I've read this autumn.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Oh yes
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# haha
someone else who's heard of mitch benn
you're a crap shag!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# got it.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# he looks less like Bill Bailey These days
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# You make it sound like that's a bad thing.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Mitch Benn rocks!
Check out the song: www.myspace.com/mitchbenn

I know it's myspace, but we'll let that go...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# lully
if only this was rps (which is shit, so don't go getting any ideas, new lady)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# unless it is the same subject matter
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# well yes, unless that, but if not, it's shit
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# nice.
anyone heard that wierd al song, a parody of 'you're beautiful'?
this was all i could find. it's a funny song, though.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# 'parently
cos Blunt is a tool he wouldn't allow Weird Al to use his song - so it had to be withdrawn.
or something
or thats what I heard
or something
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# doghorse had a similar problem
it's not blunt, but the publishers, as blunt didn't actually write it himself, and doesn't hold the copyright
also 'parody' as a legitimate way to use the same tune, doesn't exist in the uk, in the same way as it does in the states, so it can be banned more effectively here
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# well
that explains that
or something
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# I heard
Blunt wanted to show he had a sense of humour, and wanted Al to cover it, but his execs said "err, no that's probably a bad idea" and had it pulled
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# didn't doghorse do a version too?
"You're Gullible" i think..
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# yup
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# James blunt with a sharp object?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# I see what you did there!


(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# bloody hell
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Ahh, brings back memories.
No it doesn't - short term Memento disorder.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Rather old Viz joke
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# You've been reading Viz
AICMFP
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# great work, nancy drew.
let's meet up at old mystery creek!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# What behind the garages not posh enough for you?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# sometime i need a change of scenery, jeez!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I thought I'd sewn the eye-holes up!
*gets thread and flamethrow again*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# i happen to like the sound of the creek while doing you up the wrong'un
;)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# I think
You're thinking of the other Goatman 264. I have no bodily orificeseses.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# woopsy. my mistake...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# *giggleswick*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# where?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# giggleswick
it's up here somewhere
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Next to Settle.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Lo matey
Really sorry I haven't had a chance to send you that stuff yet. Stupidly busy this week. Got a cd mastering and a launch to engineer.
I promise to send them off on Friday the latest or I'll personally nibble my own toes off.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha
it's a new joke to me.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Ha!
Next do the "Dr, my husband's just had a stroke"

class
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# doctor, my wife's going through the change
doctor I'm a tranny - that's ok i'm a cross-dresser

doctor, i'm 'in continent'
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# I loved the Viz
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# i still love the viz
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# they once did a cartoon called
"Let's get addicted to heroin with Todd"

it was funny as fuck but I lost my copy of it :¬(
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# I still do!
/subscriber
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Me too
I got a free viz lighter that doesnt work very well when I subscribed. Probably because I put meths in it because I couldnt wait to try it out & didnt have any lighter fluid.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# so
doctor jokes is it?

WOO!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# aaargh!
Nothing to *click*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# There's "ignore"
that will make the pain go away.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# But I like the pain
It makes me feel... alive...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# th'e spon'g make's it fo'r me
bad grammar purely for Mr B Aardvark's pleasure.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# hahahahaha!
excellent!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Ha ha Woo.
Doctor Doctor I feel like a woman!


Wait your turn Ms Twain*


*JUST MADE THIS UP RIGHT NOW!!!!!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# doctor, you treat me like a woman
but i feel like a man

fuck of mills, theres a good chap
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Attack of Richard and/or Judy
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# i'm more worried about the size...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)
# bit of vegetable oil, you'll be fine

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# i've heard water-based lube is the way to go.
... only HEARD...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# You are right to be worried
for it is huge.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# fucking hell!
there should be some sort of size checker or something.
where's robtoo when you need him?

/complete ignorance about how websites work blog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# =)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# IT'S LOADING FROM THE BOTTOM!!!!
*fears*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Apparently bitmaps do that.
As I found out when I posted my original version...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# this is awesome :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# New person
He's been here over two years...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# See!
NOBODY READS THE FAQ!
Apart from HappyToast... but he's A FUCKING NUTTER!xxx
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# I read it
Didn't take much notice, but I read it...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# okay then... THIS^
... is what i meant! :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# i've read the faq, in it's many incarnations
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# aargh!
Apostrophe Abuser! Kill him!

*ahem*

This post was brought to you by news://alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# your gay!
and it's about time you found you'reself a job!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# you're safe...
I haven't seen him today ;)

hehehe

but you should pay me money not to copy him in tomorrow :P
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# i've just read a post from him further up!
but he doesn't scare me*



*much....



ok, i'm shitting it
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# OH NOES!
RELEASE THE ONSLAUGHT OF HUMOUROUS IMAGES AND FIGGING!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# The size offends me
put it away!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] only my secord try...
i can think of better things to stick in her mouth...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# wow that
vertical stretching almost makes her look fuckable*



*but only almost
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# mouth shows prime facerape potential
or is it just me?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# It's just you
That mouth needs to be slapped.

Hmm. bagslap. Maybe you're right after all...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# She is and always will be
fuckable.

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)
# not as much as that Whiteley bird.
Fuck yeah, that bitch has got it coming to her!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Consolidate all your
wet dreams into one manageable package.
/Vorderman-blog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# pffft
*spluff*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# wrong
just take yourself outside, now
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# stretching?
didn't stretch it.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# A consonant please
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# and a small kitten between her boobs

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# how bizarre
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# small child staring at her titkitten
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# hmm... something long that'll explode in vorderman's mouth.
oh, the possibililililities.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:09, archived)
# original image
its here if you want it:
www.tonyblews.co.uk/b3ta/cv.jpg
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Things like... a CDC?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# SA Merchandise: Key-chains.

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Arf!
Makes me want to get a keychain!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# you dropped this:
what

:)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# oh great, now i want one.
*orders*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# homer approves
((_8^(|) woo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# I would like a "Leonard" key ring
As he's not in SA that often it would be a limited edition.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# *wastes pounds coins*
*gets every model except leonard*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Allways the way
But in years to come the rare Leonard model will be the "Yak Face" of the Sequential Art collecting community.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# I can just imagine that....
a keychain squirming in your pocket screaming to be let out...
oh the hilarity!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# So when are these going into production?
And will they also be available as toys in Kinder eggs?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# ^^this.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# brilliance
*buys*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# arf!
oi loikes thart
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
YES!

thank you!

*rumages for 100 YEN piece*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Woo!
I wants WON!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Missed last weeks compo...ahhh well
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# you didn't miss
a very old joke though
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Extremely
'noon all:)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I just went into the kitchen in our office
and the girl in front of me was making a cup of tea
As she reached up to get the sugar, one of her legs fell off and rolled under the Fridge

Should I tell her?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# One of her Legs?!
And she didnt notice when she stood up?

*edit* Occured to me she may be crippled. To avoid Hull, how does one not notice losing a leg?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# or perhaps this is a joke
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# If it's not yours?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Poor girl
Having to work until the divorce settlement comes through.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# was it a chocolate leg?


Edit: Search 'b3ta' on amazon.COM
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Well, that's a bit off aint it?
"505 Unbelievably Stupid Web Pages"
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# she doesn't have a leg to stand on
or something
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Knock one out on it
When she puts it back, your quest to cover the earth with your spawn will have begun
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# She was Heather McCartney
AICMFP
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# ooh, piss :(
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# nah,
after the divorce she'll be able to afford a diamond-encrusted replacement
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# i said it fell out
not fell off
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# I know
I was having a "moment"

33ish
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Wanker.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:55, archived)
# that's a bit harsh
you bellend
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# calling people namses is badzorz...
you fucking GOON!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# exactly
cockbag!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:06, archived)
# WTF?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# .
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# i bet God couldnt kill this kittin!
*wanks away*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# do you also have
a Start Wanking pic?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Now that...
...is a good idea. For a whole range of "wanking advocacy" promotional material.

And producing it will surely save me from myself...

/diddles furtively
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Soz, the bible pic earlier made me done it
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# dun-nun-NUN!
i wont click what you tell me!

dun-nun-NUN!
i wont click what you tell me!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# FUCKYOUIWON'TCLICKWHATYOUTELLME
FUCKYOUIWON'TCLICKWHATYOUTELLME
FUCKYOUIWON'TCLICKWHATYOUTELLME
FUCKYOUIWON'TCLICKWHATYOUTELLME
FUCKYOUIWON'TCLICKWHATYOUTELLME

MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# *rawks*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# WoO!
I was at gig on Sunday night. Zane Lowe Dj'd after and he played that and it RAWKED
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# zane lowe?
did he talk, like it was the end of, the world, man!?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha
he does like the sound of his own voice
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# "Who's on board?"
?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# not a clue
i don't listen to radio 1
but he used to be on xfm, and i was glad when they fired him
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I quite like him
and his dj set was really good
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# he's too up his own arse for my liking
but each to their own
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Oh he's definitely up his own arse
I'm not arguing with that
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# woo!
i sat at home waiting for Orange to refund the £410 they stole from me
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# what day are we talking about?
I think I fell asleep
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# you are
The man who fell asleep
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# zzzzzz

insert countdown number here
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# where has he gone?
i haven't seen him frages!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I think he fell asleep
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Those orange bastards
/sectarian blog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# *car bombs*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# *kneecaps*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# *elbows*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# *coldplays*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# *hotmovies*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# *hear says*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# *One True Voice*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# *steve brookstein*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# *michelle mcmanuses*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:04, archived)
# No surrender!
(unless they've got guns/bombs/scary voices)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# in your head
in your head
they are dying
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# \m/
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# \m/
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# \m/
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# \m/
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# =3OE=
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# \m/
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# you're all rock n' roll, rebellious
individuals
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:00, archived)
# hey man! i'm DIFFERENT, and to show how DIFFERENT i am
i'm going to wear the same clothes as all of my frieinds! HA!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# i don't get it
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Y'do
You just don't know you do yet.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# fair enough
*waits*
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# *burns embassy*
teh RAGE!!!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# good lord...
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# i now have an overwhelming urge for onion rings
damnit!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Hmmm
crispeh
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# oh god........
that thought is RANK!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# erm...
deep fried rings of onion is hardly worth the cry of rank!
you fussy eating big girls blouse
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# i do
apologise
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# oh please, don't apologise
just dunk yourself into that large vat of mayo
and come OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# Noooo
I've gone for years without seeing an unshopped version of that :((((
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# goatse wasn't shopped???
you mean it's real???!!?!

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE HUMANITY
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Crikey.
Um... I don't get it either.

But I'm slightly disturbed that my picture spawned this!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Ah g'won
The Father, the Son and the Wholly Goatse innit.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# init






.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# ooo,
now youre for it.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# It's
hull for me.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# TJ
HA HA HA
I was just walking past a vending machine in my office
and a girl was getting a can of coke from it
and as she bent over to get the can of coke
one of her tits fell out of her top!
HA HA HA HA

spluff
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# lols

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# I hope you did the gentlemanly thing...
...and picked it up for her.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# did you rape her?

/inappropriate question time
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# :|
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# For some reason...
...that, and the reply from Alma del Diablo is really making me laugh.
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# I did hear that he lost his ring recently
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Pass the mindbleach!
A goatse! Argh!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Yer mother sacks cooks in Hull!
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(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# good grief
hehe
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!
:D

woo!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# HOLY CRAP! IT'S A LION!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# you're Lion!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Why does she preteeeeeeeend?
Ain't no doubt it's plain to see
A woman like you's no good for me
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# i don't want no-body else
i love you
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I think I love you
but what am i so afraid of?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# a 6ft tall rabbit covered in jam?
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Aargh!
You've discovered my achiles heel!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)
# and your secret phobia
/classical stories ignorance blog
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# arharharhar

(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Tue 24 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)

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