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#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# God rocks
I bet he has a giant traffic cone next to him
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# That's a terrible way to describe Jesus
*burns embassy*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# you utter bastard
*has 'tequila' by terrorvision stuck in head now*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Yay!
Terrorvision!
I thought i was the only one!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# I remembered back to uni days
and rushed to the bar for 2for1 tequila every time they played it..
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# My work here is done.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# *snort*
I very nearly said LOL
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Mmmmm...tequila
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# hah`ah
brilliant!


These are ace
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# God is Tony Wright?
That is a truly terrifying thought
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha
That lord... what a card...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I want
This on a t-shirt :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# i like this series (:
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# ...

Boredom makes you do strange things, so I thought I might do a few head swaps.......Hopefully my mate won't see this!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaha the expression works perfectly in that
woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# it was indeed...
... the perfect marraige of photos
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
he suits it well
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# haha
Great expression
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# jack palance!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I love how he seems to be stretching his arms too
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Cripes! That looks like my brother in law
*fears*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# are you dating a girl tortoise?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# dont tell him you saw this......
he would cut my balls off
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha
I have no idea who he is, yet that makes me smile. So yay!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# "Huh? Wha?"
Lully!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Regarding: Posts
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Woo!
Double B3taday!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Woah, Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# happy b3taday!
*offers jaffa cake*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# *Snaffles jaffa*
Ta!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
#
congrats on this milestone! kilometrepebble

Happy b3taday
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha
congratumilationationalationalisticationalisationisminationisinglywickwoo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Happy b3taday
And well lurked
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Nice round number!
Huzzah!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# super double happy cake time!

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# NSFW
;P
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha
does that mean you're asking me to get out the newsreaders...?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# noooo
keep em in their filthy little room!

I would however not say no to a slice of Battenburg
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Coming soon to a T-shirt near you...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Hurry hurry hurry!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Soon lad, soon
with a new cake for the launch spectacular!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# yehhhh
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
#
meh
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# haha
I like this
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# haha CURL IT!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# hurrah!
well done you, and happy b3taday too
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# You're welcome
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# that ps
is on the outside of the card
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# I Know
Neon Blue requested i make him a mothers day card for him to give to his mum. That was the secret bit that he wasn't supposed to see.

He didn't use it anyway, the ungrateful young scallywag
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# kids eh? *tchoh*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# happy cake day
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Careful
you'll have to change your username! Woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Nah, it'll just become ironic
It's cool to be ironic.

But not too ironic. Ironically.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# My username used to be
the King of all Lurkage Ever

That went a bit wrong though
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# at least it wasn't as gay as "karmagoldfish"
throw back to my 16-year-old member of the CND period where I actually believed I might be able to make a difference to the world.

I've grown up now and have a slightly less gay username to show it.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# that's some mighty lurking
congrats!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# i watched V for vendetta the other day - and thought it was great!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# it is rather good
and so is this
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# thank ya
:o)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Wow!
New wallpaper Ahoy!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# woo
and happy b3ta day :o)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Ta Rev!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# T'riffic stuff
and I'm gad I wasn't the only one who enjoyed it
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# i never read the comics
but the film was great!! :o)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# cor!
great picture for a great movie
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# coming from the king of teh sexy vector!
i am honoured!! ;o)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha fuck off! :)
i am merely a baby at vectors
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# pffft
you pics are great! :o)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Then you're very precocious
:)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# ahhh and here is the queen
of vectors :o) how do IVV!! :o)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Hello!
*waves*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# *blushes to the tip of my toes*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# woo
top artwork
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# thank you!
:o)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Not seen the movie
But I like that
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# ^ This. Woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# its great -
go watch it :o)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Thats quite good,
also I come on for 1 second and find I have to scroll back about 15 pages to understand what the fuck is going on with this getdown twat. Now I'm angry. I'm going.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# 'ignore' is your friend
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# s'allright, he's gone now.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# b3ta by day
can be a scary place.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# lovely.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# thank you
:o)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Real nice
Now do t' Portman in the tutu
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# hehehe
good plan :o)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Ace picture as ever
As an aside, did you get paid for the tutorial you did for Photoshop Creative?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# i got paid for the big tutorial
but the little one i didnt :o(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Hmmm
Jo's asked me if I'm interested... and hasn't mentioned money.

/suspicious
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# well they paid me £50 per page
i'm sure she would pay you - she didnt mention money till i said yes (i think)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Cor!
Beer money!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# hehehe
shame mine went on bills :(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Ace!
I have the DVD but keep forgetting to watch it. I loved the graphic novel so I hope it's a reasonable conversion.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# well the movie is great
but i never read the comics! :o)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# arf!
I just saw this guy on flickr who posted exactly the same thing....oh
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# fuck me
the thieving git :o)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# That's quality :D
Haven't seen the film but the comic is class, you should read it Rev..
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# its a series
i'm going to have to get :o)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# any excuse for a pearost...
...and I don't have one, other than it's Monday.

The Nth example in a long series...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# er, yes
still good. And I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# have a value woo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha!
'grapes squildo'
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# looks awefully like the One Ring
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha Tesco Value Wedding Ring
excellent
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# One ring to rule them all
and with the loyalty card, bind them.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# "yes"
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# a reposts
they make me feel all warm and fluffy! ;o) cool card btw!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# N is a number :O
must be a high number there are very many in that series
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# it's tending towards infinity at the moment
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# hahahah
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Cheapskate.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# as we're roasting
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Very appropriate for myself
I was best man for a mate on 4th June 2005 who married his girlfriend after living together for 5 years.

They have just separated.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# I've been best man at three weddings.
Twice for one mate.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Prints off and sends*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# A quick (and not to mention nasty) James Bond pun... but here you are, anyway.
meh
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# She's got one of those annoying attitudes on
one of those women that refers to themselves as a 'rock chick' when the closest they've got to rock is almost buying a motorhead t shirt from top shop.

I could be wrong, but it's very unlikely as I am the Captain.

(I'm in an opinionated mood today. It's because I'm cold...)

I dunno. Kings of Wank.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# hehe
Kings of Wank. Like it - but no.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# \m/ RAWK! \m/
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# You rang?
*lurch*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Sort of 'Rock Light'.
Like a pummice chick or something.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Rock chick is one of the most annoying phrases anyway.
If someone calls themselves that you can tell they have no clue.


*huffs* The motorhead t shirt comment is true though- I had a girl come up to me asking which top shop I got mine in because she hadn't seen one with the band on...

'Er....I got it at a Motorhead gig.'

Fucksake.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
you are so angry
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# I'm cold
Thus it is making me tetchy.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# That's the way I like it baby...




...don't forget the joker
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Congrats on the board_stats, pumpkin ;)
I'm rather please with my rating this week and giggled at SugarSpunSister's random comment :)

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# bah
I only made 179 :D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# gah i'm in the top 10 *slashes wrists*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# *points and roffles*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# I didn't even think i'd been posting that much :(
EDIT: Mictoboy and the Captain should be ashamed at their post count...shocking! pfft
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Ashamed?
I'm proud. I get paid to post on here.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# really
how..
I want in..
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I wasn't in them at all last week.
I like not being in them
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# You are SO jealous of the kool kidz
:P
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# I am the Kool Kidz!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# yes, I'm not there this week
it's kind of nice
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# It feels good.
Although at this rate I will be back soon

*stops posting*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# 'Ning Jec
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Heh, my comment is fantastic
I don't remember saying that though...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Most apt comment eva!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# *bows*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# 'Ning Cpt Wow
My car is currently undergoing its MOT

*fears the repair cost*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Do tell how much it is
I'm still guessing £600 ish
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# *hopes not*
I think I'll just buy a new car for that price
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# The only reason I'm guessing £600
As my mum's just came in at 630ish.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Lemmy was in a casino
in Nottingham on Saturday night. He won loads on the bandit.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# I love him. Rawr.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# does she call herself a 'rock chick' then?
seems silly for a band who's main focus was drum n Bass
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# 'looks like'
I'm judging her on her jacket mainly. And the look on her face.

*makes no apologies for judgementalness etc*

;-)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# RIS?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# No, they are not called RIS.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Is it Magnetlife?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# That may be a popular beat-combo with which
I am not familiar.

And Yes*


*answer may contain traces of untruth*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Is it Magnetzone?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# rutting a deformed otter?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# now theres a phrase I haven't seen enough of recently
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Magnadoodle?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Is it Magnet That?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Is it New Magnets on the Block?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# i don't have a clue who they are
but is it a pun based on 'royal'
like the royal 'we' or something?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Well, since at least you are being more civil than usual ;)
it is.....

think Bond.....
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# 'Ning Micto
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# ninganingnangnong!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Have you started the new job yet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# can't you tell? (yes)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# hows it going?
Updating that extra spreadsheet must have doubled your workload
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Murder She Wrote?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Is it
The Backstreet Magnets?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Is it Bad Magnets Inc?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Something to do with Casino Royal
They have crowns on (Royal) but being 29 i'm not "up with the kids" nowadays so I assume they are called something sounding like 'Casino'.

Fuck me I can ramble...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# I'll give you that....
Kosheen-o Royale.


*gets into VERY fast car and drives away before Mictoboy gets his extra large killing hammer with embedded knives out again*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# You kids with your music
*stands behind net curtains shaking fist*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Kids? Kids? I'm 12 years older than you, ffs!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Ok, I was just using age as an excuse for being a boring nobody
Happy now? Huh?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# :)
Good thing we're all here, then - eh?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Ahhh B3ta
my only friend, you'll never leave me *computer crashes*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# ko-sheen-o tiem?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# ah, it's sean connery pronunciation
i thought it was republica so was totally off, i blame no sleep!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# I'll be 29 on Thursday
what's it like?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Nowhere near as bad as 40.
or 41, for that matter.

A good way to dimish the horror is to do something a bit spesh for it.

Angkor Wat & Vietnam for my 40th.... it was tres brill.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Depends how successful you are
If you have a well paid job that you enjoy and a rewarding social life i imagine it's great.

If you're still a trainee accountant & only have a house because your parents helped you out & you spend your evenings revising for professional exams you probably wont pass...oh, and havnt 'got any' in a while, it might be a bit of a downer.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Married with a daughter,
job I enjoy and just got a distinction in my professional diploma which I am going to London tomorrow to collect.

Social life mainly involves b3tans and a book group where I'm the youngest by far... make of that what you will :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Yes, just checked your profile
Happy Birthday for Thursday.

I didnt realise you were a lay-dee, happily married with children (& prof diploma to boot- congrats), have a great day & by the looks of things you have nothing to worry about.

I'm not really a depressing shut-in, its just that impending exams always make me a little whiney.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Erm...
...is it "Impending spiky headed double-dry-penetration then ass-to-mouth"?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# On a sunnier day, it might have been.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# The Thompson Magnets
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Les Dawson?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# The magnet brothers?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Dexy's Magnet Runners?
*joins in*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Magnets of the USA?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# magnethead?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Half man half magnet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Is that Simon Amstell?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Guns 'n' magnets?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Magnet Jackson?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Magnets of the stone age?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Magnets from above 1979?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# KOSHEENO
ROYALE
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Yep!
See 4dam for your £5.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Clap your hands and say "MAGNET"! ?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# They're the shittest band in the world
I saw them live cos the kids were raving, everyone left after about 3 songs - hands firmly clamped over their ears.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# I really like them
Took a few listens though
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# the album was growing on me
but they destroyed it all by being actually painful live. When the audience reaction is to wince every time you open your mouth something is wrong.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# haha
I can see how they could grate live
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Erm,
gold fingered?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# nice one. but no.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Captain beefheart and the magnet band?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Black rebel magnet club?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Magnetwind?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Get magnet wear magnet fly?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# The Albion Country Dance Magnet
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# You Say Party, We Say MAGNETS
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Blind Magnet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# 10,000 magnets?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Inner City Magnet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# The Arctic Magnets?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# my magnet romance?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# My Dying Magnet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Music of the Renaissance
on Magnets
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# The Magnets of Invention?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# The Sheila B. Magnet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# magnet confessional?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# The world is not a magnet
/doesn't get it
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# FATBOY MAGNET?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Magnet
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# MAGNETS! at the disco
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Kaiser magnets?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Matching Mole's Little Red Magnet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Jimmy eat magnet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# The Magnet Numbers?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Alanis Magnetette?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# tentative magnet adventures
starring squirrels with tits?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# 2 Many Magnets
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# not enough time..
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# S Club magnet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
#
you all made me do a wee....

u funny cunts ....
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# The Magneteurs?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# New Magnets on the Block?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Notorious M.A.G.N.E.T.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Iron Magnet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Fleetwood Magnet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Magnet Scream?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Magnets of attraction?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Magnetallica?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# badly drawn magnet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Bow Wow Magnet
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# The Bonzo Dog Magnet Band?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Rage Against the Magnet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# The Arctic Magnets?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Shit
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# S'alright
someone's just done it to you at the bottom there
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# I know :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Magnet Beefheart?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# The Beach Magnets?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# No idea
who are they?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# The Flaming Magnets?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# The Smashing Magnets?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Iron Magnet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# damn it
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
*Magnets out like a crazyman*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Sonic Death Magnet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# *Korks*


Today Vlad and Ural are going for a bit of a fly..
Er.. Oh dear.

What're you lot up to today?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# up the arse corner!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# SKULLFUCKERY!
And eating.
And realising i have 8.5 days holiday to use before the end of the year. Yee-Haw!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# fixing mistakes
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# bumming around the house all morning
teaching this afternoon (fiddle lessons)
Then going to a big free for all music session in buxton with free beer tonight
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# What sort of things do you teach people to fiddle?
I'm sure you can get arrested for encouraging that sort of things.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# all sorts, really, depends what people want
I'm very flexible
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# haha
bummer
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Pardon?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# I'm having lots of boring meetings today
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# damn
my expirements into making a man sized chicken have failed in ways i could never have imagined...

i call him kishen
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# How rare.
Strangely enough this has made me hungry. *off to find toasts and jam*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Hungry
for teh man-cock

edit: how rude! happy b3taday!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# get out of bed on the horny side this morning?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Close but no
Just jam and toast today
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaappy b3taday
and good ning
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Ta!
*enhuggles*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# *Glees*
thanks
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# happy b3taday! huzzah!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# :)
glad to see your not mofaha. Is that an anti confusion measure? If so good thinking I always get you two mixed up.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# i and others, bullied into him having that sig
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# IF YOU'RE NOT MOFAHA
THEN WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# a welsh rugby player
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
NIGHTMARE wet dream
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# *SPAFFS!*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Happy b3taday - repost and cayke time!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
*Distributes cake*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# JAZZY JEFF!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# haha
:(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# TJ:
anyone recommend any 3Ds MAX books as i may invest :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# 3Ds MAX For Dummies
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# I've never read any of his books
so no, I can't. I can recommend anything by David Gemmell though if that's any help?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Has this thing
inserted his head up a cow's arse recently?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!!!!
A gif for every occasion :D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# ahahahaha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Bleurk!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# rah!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Tasty parasol mushrooms
where's the source from?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# getty
I chopped it a bit
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Thanks
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# I'm a man-sized Chicken.
What do I win?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# This scares me
KFC will never be the same again.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# You mean
undercooked, stomache rotting, roach infested, yummy yummy chicken
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Makes me want to listen to "Man sized rooster" by supergrass
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# This!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# gues who


file name reveals all (if your stuck) :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# *doesn't look at filename*
Johhny Cash?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# woo!
your right!

this must mean i am getting better!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# change from the condom dispenser?
edit: it's very good, very good indeed
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# I don't know
but it's very good
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# *5th element*
GIMME THE CASSSSSSHHH
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# I love that little guy.
If I was a crackhead in the future, I'd be him.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# i'd be tricky
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# The musician?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# the rapper
who's in the fifth element, yes
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# IS HE?!
Am I going mad? I've seen that film hundreds of times and I'm racking my brain trying to think of him.....


No. Can't think. Who's he in it?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# he's zorgs assistant
he pretends to be corben dallas at the spaceport
he dies in the explosion
he wears a long brown leather coat
has a VERY hoarse voice
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# :O I didn't know that was Tricky.
The girl he's with when he's pretending to be Corben (see through skirt) is very pretty.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# yes indeed
i really like the stewardess that chris rock gets inside
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# The one with the freckles?
I like the one that goes on the intercom talking about the sleep regulator...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# mmmmm
mind you i really fell in love with the female dj in 'the warriors' even though you only see her lips,
i think it was the way she said 'listen up, boppers'
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Rissing now.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Pffft
hat and all?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# ESPECIALLY the hat
Happy b3taday...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# ta very muchly cpt'n
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Happy B3taday
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# is it the man from the newsagent downstairs?

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# does he swear that he is elvis?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# No, foolish person!
He works down the chip shop.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# i know that
it just reminded me is all
(i had the song on my 'dunk's cassette' which i saved up for with tokens on weetabix packets, included that kirsty macoll track, tears for fears' 'shout, and two other i forget)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Oh bloody hell, that has just sent me into a 'nostalgia timewarp'
I got that tape & I also saved up the tokens for the plaster of paris model set to make the weetobix characters...

...its 2006, not 1984, its 2006, not 1984...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# i loved the weetabix gang
i had a glow in the dark space invaders weetabix poster as well

'Okaaaiy?'
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# My brother had that on his wall
Wasnt it odd how the weetobix gang were based on skinheads...dungarees, bovver boots, racially motivated assault*



*possibly
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# yes, but it was the eighties, and it was 'cool'
think 'the yobs' in private eye
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Are weetabix bricks smaller now than they were?
I bought a box recently and they're fucking tiny, but I have grown since I I had them last.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# they are the same size
as they ever were
see also: curly wurlys; wagon wheels; iced gems
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# It must just be my mind playing tricks then.
*shivers* fuck I'm cold. My feet are like blocks of ice. Nobody should have to shuffle round the office with their coat on.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# But Cadburys Creme eggs have definately got a bit smaller
As a kid I used to spoon the gooey goodness out, you cant do that now without the tinyest of egg spoons.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# no you didn't
they too are the same size
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Look
If I want to make uninformed statements about things I couldnt possibly prove I will (I should be religious, I could do it all the time then).
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Er, yes, Private Eye...
I'm afraid to admit I have never bought that particular periodical (i'm more of a viz man).
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# i read viz too
i'm cross-cultural
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# christ, i remember that,
i'm sure it had the quo on there...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# YES
rocking all over the world
was the other track the thompson twins?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# possibly, my brain is telling me 'beat surrender', by the jam,
but i'm not sure i trust it.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# nah
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# No he just swears
"here's your cunting Club International, pricking Razzle isn't clitting in yet."
That sort of thing.

/semi-deliberate ignoring of your reference, which my brain won't latch on to
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# men's world is the best* one
*least shit, but still very shit
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# I still read the beano
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# fan of hardcore, eh?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# yeah
and I'm a big fan of the joke page
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# i wrote a letter ot the beano once
it wasn't published :(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# I wanted to be a cartoonist
but was let down by my complete lack of artistic ability
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# same here
god i'd love to be a cartoonist
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# I compensate by being a musician
it doesn't feel like working for a living!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# bastard
*works for a living*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# hehe
I could use a little more money, but I love having lots of time during the day
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Arghh, ZOMBIE!
Just messing, 'tis very good.

BTW - methinks its 'The man in black', yup...David Hasselhoff
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# That is very good Sir
*falls into burning ring of fire*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Suave devil
it must be the Great Architect? No?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Nice
coincidentally, I am currently listening to 'Horse With No Name' which is by America but people often mistakenly think it's by Neil Young, who a friend of mine always gets mixed up with Johnny Cash for some reason.

No Kevin Bacon in there as far as I can tell though.

So now I'm going to listen to his version of Rusty Cage, because it is good.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# neil young did a cover of it
which is where the confusion arises

(i have the ny cover, not the original)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Aaah!
That I didn't know.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Cameron Diaz?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# lovely work.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# a scene from

 
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)
# mnmnmnghghmnmmmm
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# haha ace
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# lol
would be able to lick those "hard to reach" windows!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# great!
woo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# He's had no toilet training either.

Oops. How rude. Woo.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# I'm on holiday this week

I took this tomorrow morning.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)
# look out
there's a computer generated t-rex coming for you,
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# ace
who won this afternoon's 2.30 at Kempton?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# A horse.
brown one.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)
# I believe this guy's really from
THE FUTURE!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Just a Dash
but it was later disqualified for illegal racing tactics
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Watch out for Morlocks
you know what they're like, if you dont go to the party, they'll come an' getcha!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# woo
have fun!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Is that a geek version of Sam Neil?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Not the reception he was looking for
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
to hul....

no... wait...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)
# you went out on a limb there, mind!
fnar fnar! ;)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)
# that's quite funny
in an odd sort of way
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
#
my office seems to be infested with little monsters... they're harmless enough though.. they just like climbing things and then throwing themselves off... now if only they did my work for me
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# you work for the Dharma initiative
AICMFP!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I thought we all did?
Except you, of course.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# DENIZENS
*hides*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# not denziens!
please JJ if your there dont take my house i have a wife and 3 kids... take them instead
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Fuck Me Mag Tapes
Do you still use them???

Oh and Woo the Pic
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# i thought that but then thought they may be audio tapes...
so didn't say nuffin...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
#
old 9 track tapes yup... got some 21 tracks just off shot, old sceismic data from the 70s that needs modernising... i mostly use them as frisbees
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# That looks like a reely good place to work.
ba boom tish
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# They always get stick them, even at barbecues
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# nice mousache!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Like these chaps?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Geddit?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Not often enough
Sausage and egg breakfast, anyone?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# scotch egg?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# aye, braw
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# yum!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# *checks filename*
*laughs like a drain*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# *also checks filename*
*places forehead on desk*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# oh good lord....
is it wrong i didn't even notice the shopped faces!

/not gay blog
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# GAYLORD!
*points*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# ....
....
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# *bums*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# *pretends not to enjoy*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# AH YOU ENJOYED IT!
you MUST be gay!

*points more*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# *licks own shit from cock*
no i'm not!
I've god GOOD AIDS from a transfusion and everything!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Badum tish pfft
tres bon!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# NSFW!
espcially the 4th from the left*
:)


*my left
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# why didn't you say 2nd from right...
... that would have saved at least 50% effort on my part!
inconsiderate poo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# why not say
Ian Brady. He does have a boner. He needs to be named and shamed.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# yes but you would have missed out on scanning your eye across 3 magnificent packages
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# they have to have been shopped!
i'd wear a box if i was cycling at speed

/bad incident with cross bar blog
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# i swear i did not
shop the willies.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# You did orally stimulate them to semi-tumescence though.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# I did NOT stimulate them orally.
I have tonsilitis at the moment. They all had to make do with manual stimulation.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
#
tonsilitis tonsil-aids
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# of the BAD variety!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# too much effort!
I'm a lazy inconsiderate poo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
Are you Daphne Broon?

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahah *cough* hahahahahahahahahahahah
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# haha! class!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# ahahahaha!
The whole office is staring at me now...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# hahahaha
That's even funnier the second time round
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# hahaha
hoots!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# lol!
wanking marvellous!!!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
Quality. Sadly I'm not Daphne. Otherwise I wouldnt get so nervous in a communal shower.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# So are you the bairn?
For all we know the bairn's name begins with 'D'...



*promises not to pearoast any more Broons pictures for at least an hour*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# is that
psycho lunchbox derby?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# vegetarian marketing campaign
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# mmmm....piggy fresh
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# mmmmm....piggy flesh
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# mmmmm makes me want MEAT!
MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!
LOVERLY MEEEEAAAAT!
*edit* ANIMATE IT!!!!

/bloodlust
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha in your face snowball

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Delicious fresh meat!
you're right, that will get the stupid veggies salivating!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Yum!
*wants to make chilli con carne*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Two, please.


Woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# I got told to dance
but he doesn't dance
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# needs more whitespace
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# needs more llama
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# whitespace
myspace for white supremacists!

AICMFCHF
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# pffffft.
*claps*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# is he having a fit? :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Oh good christ.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# what?
edit: ah!

get back to /talk you scum
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# I was here first.
/ac
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)
# splitter!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# He's HAVING A FIT.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# defy gravity, matchstick man!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Needs more spacklegs
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Reminds me of Being John Malkovich
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# you were John Malkovich?
I loved you in that film
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# yes
I knew I was reminded of something, and this is it
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# That's probably the best thing that I have EVER seen
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)
# having seen your stuff
i can believe it
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:02, archived)
# DON'T MOCK MY SKILLZ
I bought photoshop the other day, but I won't be making stuff, because it looks far too complicated.

*sticks to fireworks*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# 'bought'? wow
actually it's remarkably easy to use, just keep the tool palette, the brush palette, and the layers palette open all the time
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# haha yeah bought LOLOLOLOL!
Bittorrent was selling it for £0.00 pence. I though it was a bargain.

I tried to do something really simple last night, resizing an image for a website logo, but i gave up and did it in fireworks in the end. I shall have to have a look at some of the tutorials I think...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# edit/image size
put in desired size

profit
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# PIRACY IS STEALING!
STEALING IS AGAINST THE LAW!
THINGS THAT ARE AGAINST THE LAWS IS Badz0rz
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Hooray
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# do doodley doo doo doo!
/saint theme
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Very nice
and at 1/10th the bandwidth of the one above its not making my poor little laptop explode.

(and yes I know, the other one is within the 250K limit, but please, wont somebody think of the children, I mean my laptop).
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Hm..
Needs more scopekids.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# get down!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# *Boogies*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Dance time!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# happy b3taday!
:)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Cheers!
I only realised when I logged on this morning
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# noreason pearost


'ning!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Oh my, that must be the worst in the bunch
congratulations with that ;)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# this is not b3ta! this is a chipshop and you are 20 feet below the sea level!
you RIGHT FUCKWIT TERRY!

*edit*... and woo
*edit2* CHECK OUT ASHTON'S PURPLE EYES OF DOOM!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# fuck, 20 below sealevel?
I thought the carpet looked a little damp!

thanks!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# That's because you wet yourself... and it's not a carpet, that is my prize winning poodle!
GET OUT OF MY CHIP SHOP!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Great board name
And having clicked "ignore" on our little trolly friend, the board looks great again. Yay!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# ah
a real post! Woo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# noreason response
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# duuude!
where is my internets?

woo the pic, but could you please fix the filesize?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# woo yay!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:54, archived)
# 140k?
*hippo picture*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# the resize tool is broken
enlarges to the size of a purple CDC!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Since it is the first non-Baron Cunt-related post in 25 minutes, I will forego with the bumming.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# haha
i also didn't add to the affrontery by adding another pic to download
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# *returns willy into pants*
awww!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# *turns round quick but not quick enough*
damn!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# oh my god
that's cocking awful :D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# HE'S BEHIND YOU!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:00, archived)
# it was well known.....

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Pffft!
That's his part-time job you fatty.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# fattty....
hmn, i have put on a few extra pounds recently, must exercise a bit more.
Then again, I like my ale (as I'm old enough to drink), and enjoy good food.
Both of these components statistically mean that I'm loaded and have plenty of cash to spend. selling my body for pornographic means.*


*remembers to ;
1. Video
2. *PROFIT*



(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# *watches*
*copies*
*sells for £5 down the market*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# I hear he love to dry hump
Wooo.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Fuck me - I have the cunt on ignore and I still get to see his name.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# great isn't it?
it's like threadwasting is catching
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# its because
his name is now imprinted on your retina.

*performs surgery on dixon, removes retinas, and replaces with retinas removed from a recently deceased hippo.*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
# *Sees river weed and mud*
cor!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Pea Roast?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# by the way
its a part time job. fatties!
thought i should bring myself down to your levels.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# I could forgive the other stuff
but fatties?

That hurt.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# this is great
i love trolls
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Especially mentally inadequate ones.
Easy to wind up and you know regardly to what they say, ther're seething with self-rightious fury. :D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# oh very much this.
i might stick around a bit longer to see where the cracks appear.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:45, archived)
# think hes gone now
its playtime...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Good job its stopped raining
Might of been 'wet play' argghhhh!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Seems like I turned up 20 minutes too late
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# I always imagine them
frothing at the mouth and occasionally gnashing their keyboard.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# it must be the thyroid

or maybe he's a spam writer. I always assumed that people writing spam mail would behave and talk like this.

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Yeah
Bring back involuntary euthanasia in the classroom I say!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# I've often thought
that teachers should be armed.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Roger McGough rules! He should be the next poet laureate.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)
# haha
in comic sans too
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# this is his daddy.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)
# 'Ning
A/S/L?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
This^
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# do you work for a clown
who makes hamburgers..
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Naaaa
He fluffs for his dad:P
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# ARGH! I've clicked on the /Talk!
oh wait... no i haven't...

thank fook for that! :P
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# MMMMM
I LOVE THE SMELL OF TROLL IN THE MORNING
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Oh my.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# good morning
you look like fun.
you wanna see my kittens?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:44, archived)
# part time job?
that means you must wait tables in the evening.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:46, archived)
# he's temping at the brothel.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
#
brothel toilet with "glory hole"
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:47, archived)
# normal service has resumed.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# yup
it's time
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Morning Dan
I trust you and your spider are well?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# very well thankyou
no real news. That's the thing about blogging a spider. It can easily sit there for days without moving an inch
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Damn lazy-shiftless orbs!
A zoology department once filmed a sea slug on time-lapse for 2 years, when they finally watched the film it hadnt moved a jot, not even a millimeter. I bet that was a fun Phd to read.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# O_o
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)
# haha!
transform and roll out!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)
# i tried getting a job at ILM
they were impressed with my skills, but less impressed by my body odour.

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Richard isn't happy.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Hello Mr Cunt.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 10:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)

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