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# Sweet fucking christ. Not been here for ages. I completely forgot about the place until I saw the joke book in Borders

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:29, archived)
# you utter cunt!
lolz0rific!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Yes we;re big posh and famous now
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Hull is that way
Go the other way to Devon.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# hmm
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# riposte?
woo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:33, archived)
# is this a sneaky pearoast?
I remember this or something similar.

still woo tho.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Indeed.
Not made anything new in ages. I've been getting too much into imageboards. I keep expecting an image upload diaglog when I click "reply".
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# a diaglog?
sounds a bit eastern european.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:39, archived)
#
DЇДбІЮф!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:44, archived)
# hahah
One of my personal favourites. Welcome back, foo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# quiztime!
what number are you?
i have no idea what 'predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual' means, in fact, i'm struggling with most of those definitions
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# I'm a stark raving 7
that means i'm off the scale in straightness right?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:35, archived)
# I'm
8. Only aroused by squirrels with tits and 4dam.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# I saw that.
I saw that I did I saw that.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# You saw
NOTHING! UNDERSTAND!! :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# ...oh, and magenta cocks
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# 4
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Wahey!
!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# Abort! abort!

you do remember the road to Hull, don't you?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:34, archived)
# een doos vol kroos is voos
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# jech!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:38, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
do we vote to evict and expel?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
funny because it's a fucking mess
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Why are you looking at my dogs?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# because they have giant fuck off eyeballs
AND
weird mouths
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# fairy muff
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# why are you calleing my dog 'fuck... (can't remember the lin
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# in an italian accent....
"hey what for you kicka my dog and call him fuck off?"
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Yay!
Ace
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Arrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh.....!
*runs*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Those eyeeeeees
thats why!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# seamless
but despite that, i still would
sarah michelle gellar? i wouldny touch her with yours!
/sick boy
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# he's a cute lil' bugger innit
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# indeed
i'd wipe that shit eating grin off his face :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# are you being serious?
She is burning my eyes
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# look at the size of that mouth
then ask me again
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# are you being serious?
She is burning my eyes.


edit: NOW I would.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Did you know?
That she's not really a vampire slayer in real life?!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)
# LIES!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Tis true
Her real name is Fluffy the Bagpipe Player!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# *imagines kitten playing bagpipes*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# It's a fair cop
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:08, archived)
# He looks
like Nic Cage in the remake of The Wicker Man*...it might be him actually...



*shittest film ever
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# THAT CHANGED AND IT SCARED ME
nicer woman though.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:09, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY PERSON I HAVE NOT DISCOURSED WITH BEFORE!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# On an unrelated note
this makes me very sad indeed
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# hahahaha
shame :(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# i found a mouse in wig
www.tias.com/stores/silsnw/thumbs/dollmc1a.jpg can i do that? i didnt leech the picture? (still kinda new here - shud I upload it myself maybe?)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# yeah, linking is fine
because it gives people a choice
without stealing bandwidth
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Thanks
now i know :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# fortunately there is a solution
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# went to france?
British Blogs ยป shoes
In shoes, zombiecoterie, thepirateking, wankwatch, ohmygodshoes, mygaymum, schlagerlout, kelly shoes, fist fucking at fitness first, FF@FF, deaf mice, wigs, ...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# *BURP*
seams on to me


ning!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Whats with all the Cruise shoppage?
What did I miss?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# you have to shop Cruise by midnight or Rob is banning you
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)
# *gasp*
*looks for the little twunt to shop round the face*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# He was meant to have got married yesterday
when in relity it was about a week ago in the US as the registrar wouldn't accept an Scientologies wedding as binding:P
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# they were all out of stock of Paul McCartneys
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Cruisin...

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:54, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
that's fucking scary
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)
# you said it hedgy

(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# I like the one front row, just left of center.
Clearly in a Scientological euphoric state of some sort.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# or Schedule 8 Drugs!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# him and the guy to his right are
fabulously wonky :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# 4th from the right is taking a shit

woo pic, takes guts to shop that many toms
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# true
he's hardly sheen
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# fuckin risky business
indeed! - i must say i was somewhat inpsired by your post earlier...
/credit - blame, blame - credit blog
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Top row, second from left
I be ris-ing
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# school pic
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# i knew that
it all makes sense now.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# its him when he was a little'un
heh...he still is!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# ta!
:)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Bottom row on the left
looks like some sort of scary goblin.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# NSFW
Come on... how can this not be porn?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# fuck!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# thats just wot i said
178 times per head!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Peter Beardsley?
Disturbing likeness
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# My newest product


This is a product i have made up. It is educational or edible.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# wow
somewhat educational
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Woo!
Happy b3tadays!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:55, archived)
# I'm the one who told you 4 days ago we have the same b3taday
You didn't seem to care then :(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Just buy him a shit b3taday gift
Like a potato
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# He lives in Leeds by the looks of it
A potato is awesome to them
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# We worship them as gods
upon the potato alters found on ever street corner
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# I care now the day is here!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# That am
Woo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# *doffs cap*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# *throws grapes into your cap*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# beer should be stronger and give no hangover
I need a release :(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# try heroin, as i understand it, it isn't addictive
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:54, archived)
# not addictive, just so
more-ish
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:54, archived)
# what about the cranberries and
'premium' lager?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)
# where can i purchase this fine item?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# well...
Tokyo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)
# *books flight*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# I don't know what it is
but I would probably buy some if it were on "2-4-1"
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# Educational AND Edible
*Buys 400*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:57, archived)
# You as well!
Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Theres three of us having a super happy fun day today I think
maybe more if they are lurkers.

Edit: just voted for you
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Yay, thankyou lully :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Mmm, crispy
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Time for a game for the whole family!



--

hint: he has a yelow fluorescent sign in his hand!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
# you've missed your chance
to put a quo in the background
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# But maybe they are!
:O
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# true
but maybe the quo are there on their own account!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# got him
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)
# score!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
# game on!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# great!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# that was such a good sitcom
it's a shame they don't repeat it
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# winnar!
you can now proceed to claim your price at the golf sale!
Just follow the yellow sign.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# haha!
TJ: Anyone know of any good free sites to upload audio mixes to? I've got one that's about 75mb, but i've got no webspace left :(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:53, archived)
# burn it onto a cd
and post it to:
the internet
PO BOX 1337
WWW street
London
N1
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:55, archived)
# so helpful :(
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:55, archived)
# as ever my good chum
as ever
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# ROFL!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# the internet lives in London?
What about The Internet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:10, archived)
# 75MB!!
if you could drop it to 64 you can get it on Cr3ations site. other than that i'm afraid I know of none
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)
# last time I tried uploading an mp3 to cr3ations site it wouldnt let me...said something about the type of file wasn't allowed
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# according to his main page any file is allowed
and
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload/cloud/?mp3s

might have changed since you tried last
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] It was so much easier in the 50's
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:38, archived)
# *looks at filename*
nope, still RIS?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Is he saying that the Macca/Heather thing is like a witch hunt?
Hence having her in a Russian TShirt, with Joseph McCarthy, relating to the trials in the US around 1954?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Joe McCarthy
Communist Witch hunter of the 50's.

good night and good luck!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:41, archived)
# but he has 'The Crucible' and 'McCarthyism' mixed into the same picture
burn the commie would be more precise. Still top shop, I'll stop waffling now.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# mmmmmm....waffles *drools*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# arthur millar
was pulled in by mccarthy during the red-hunt so it's actually quite clever. (also mccarthy's persecution was nick named a witch-hunt)

anyone else think joe mccarthy looks like brendan from ballykissangel?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# I'll RIS your RIS
and raise you RIS.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Straight RIS!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Royal RIS
HA!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# busted!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# mcfly!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# *knocks on head with knuckles*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:51, archived)
# I'll RIS both of your RISs
and add another twenty RIS.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# 400 quatloos on the newcomer
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# You win the clever humours award
*prizes*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:19, archived)
# i can't decide which picture to do, as i'm bored
so i'm putting it to a vote

a, b, c or d?


edit: a far from conclusive vote there, so i'm going to do something with my abbey road template instead
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)
# A
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:19, archived)
# a should keep you busy

please
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:20, archived)
# To be honest
I'm quite liking the look of b. Do that!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:20, archived)
# but that's a ladyboy.... a please
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:21, archived)
# ...continuing a posting theme...
but that's

... a
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:24, archived)
# holes a hole
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:43, archived)
# and hey! free penis!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# but that's a ladyboy....a please
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Oh you so love doing these don't you?
Edit: A please
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)
# i feel like i'm stuck in a rut tbh
but i can't thnik of anything else to vectorise
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:24, archived)
# an old fashioned telephone

(I don't know why I suggested that but I did)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:28, archived)
# one of the candlestick types?
hmmm...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:29, archived)
# yeah
basically :ยฌ)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:32, archived)
# just found one that might be worth a go
ta!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:33, archived)
# You're (Wooo I got it right)
maybe thinking of a candlestick:P
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)
# No
That's one of those candlestick phones, not a twonk.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)
# C
because it's jessica alba.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)
# it's one of the few photos of her
that makes me think about wanting to sex her
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# cant decide
each is very appealing - sod it do 'em all!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
# C
:)

Where do you get these?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
# google
where else is there? :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:25, archived)
# What is your search text though?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# bikini
lingerie
corset
bra
sexy underwear
sexy lady
thong
underwire
costume
sexy nurse
suspenders
hold ups
garters


that sort of thing (i tend to only search for 'large images' too - safesearch off) then i try as hard as i can to ignore all the porn
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Noooo
must not look at lady bits! *squeezes eyes nearly shut*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:49, archived)
# why not?
are you afraid it will open doors you might not be able to shut?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:51, archived)
# alllll
of them!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
# I'd do all of them*
/obvious

*that means I vote A
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:25, archived)
# do? do what?

/edit: no really, I do not understand the question. Are we to vote which we like best? and then what?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:31, archived)
# sorry
i am running low on motivation, and wondered if you all would help me decide
which of these vector pictures to bother completing (i'm vectorising them, you see)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Ah, I see now
wondered if this was some sort of alternative compo

I'd go for B, btw
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# B
all the way
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:31, archived)
# D
by a country mile
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:32, archived)
# My vote is...
D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:40, archived)
# ALL OF THEM!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
# cba
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:15, archived)
# hahahaaa!!!!
yaaay!
and thank you for your time and talent!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
superb!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha one for the kids

a never ending supply it seems
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:19, archived)
# yay!
excellent as usual!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:19, archived)
# hahaha
excellent - in a disturbing kind of way :ยฌD
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:19, archived)
# my mind is the guilty one, actually.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:20, archived)
# haha
you should be proud :ยฌD
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
# who said i wasn't?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
# HIM!
*points*

*legs it from guy with lawnmower and 'thoughts'*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:29, archived)
# *drives*
*runs out of gas*
*gets chainsaw*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:30, archived)
# *shits pants*
*gets chopped to pieces*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# as ever, class
and not too quick to see what's going on
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:19, archived)
# yays!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:31, archived)
# aceness!
speaking of lawnmowers, have a watch of this :D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# this is not werewolves in drag.
however, it is extremely satisyfying!
*clicks it*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# haha!
i'd gladly be the lawnmower mechanic at butters' daycare.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 23:59, archived)
# you talented shit
hahahah
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 0:05, archived)
# I didn't *technically* make this, but I did definitely scan it after it just came through our door:


Poor Kathryn might get the wrong sort of client...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)
# BUKKAKEBUKKAKEBUKKAKEBUKKAKEBUKKAKE
BUKKAKEBUKKAKEBUKKAKEBUKKAKEBUKKAKE







ETC!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# I called and she's fully booked
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Who's gonna ring that number then?
I will. Whilst drunk later!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)
# You realise
You can just change you're name in you're old account?:O
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:19, archived)
# you're nicked my son!
apostrophe police!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)
# yours is nicked son
apostrophe thief!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:24, archived)
# He nicked your son!
Get him!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# he is name
in he is old account? that makes no sense
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)
# *tuts*
I'll take those apostrophes and put them to good use.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I can't be'lie've I did tha't!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:25, archived)
# i had one of those recently
different name and number though
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)
# They spelt my fucking name wrong AGAIN.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:10, archived)
# *claims*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Maybe She's Born With It - Maybe it's Gasoline.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:54, archived)
# daddy?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:55, archived)
# chips
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Hahaha one for the kids
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)
# gasoline
or gurn-soline? - either way woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha
*fwaps*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)
# Mmmmm
sexay!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:33, archived)
# i thought i would try one of these old fashioned add stuff to the picture games


so add something if you are bored/so desire to make it more interesting. remember and post in this thread. if you post outside this this thread you are queer and will fill the board with bandwagons.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:50, archived)
# 10 seconds before someone adds a CDC
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:53, archived)
# 9 seconds before someone adds a CDC
*sets as background* lovely
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:56, archived)
# whats a cdc,
I cannot pretend I know any longer.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:59, archived)
# A crudely drawn cock
usually magenta in colour, with three pubes per ball.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)
# ah of course.
teehee. teehee. tee for two.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:03, archived)
# on the ball or what!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:16, archived)
# this is gonna be a long game
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)
# And when Alladin rubbed the house...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Techno-Genie appeared.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Classy
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Hardly,
techno genies the kind of guy that sells you cheap knock off wishes and then invites himself round for roast lamb and makes your wife cry.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)
# i'm so slow
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahaha!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)
# join the club
:D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)
# predictable :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:13, archived)
# heh
true
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:20, archived)
# I'm slower but may have started the fire
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:14, archived)
# teehee
and i like that you edited mine into yours :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:21, archived)
# I like this :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)
# hehe
Very Terry Gilliam
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:10, archived)
# yea i guess so
unintentional though!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:32, archived)
# woo !
i didnt mean you had to add it too other peoples..although thats good also.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:12, archived)
# :)
thanks
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:19, archived)
# This this?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:56, archived)
# AIIIR MAIL!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:10, archived)
# excellent
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:11, archived)
# "There's a cloud spluff, floating in the sky
he told me not to spluf fit, but he fucked me from behind"



Ahh, Bowie
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:14, archived)
# that's fab!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:17, archived)
# ooh
lovely
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)
# soup herb
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Weee!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:16, archived)
# he he he
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)
# ha
im not sure if he is for good or evil purposes
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:19, archived)
# He is mostly friendly...
Mostly.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Urban Sprawl


:)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:18, archived)
# heh
looks like a barrat housing scheme or an ls lowry painting
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:28, archived)
# unxexpected
i was more of a ryu man myself
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:32, archived)
# Nah...
Ken all the way man!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:34, archived)
# :-o
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Boscastle?
or Carlisle?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# kept it simple
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:44, archived)
# the star who fell to earth
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# lovely
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
#
This is the best thread ever!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# I built a motorway
but then i realised it wasnt real...

Click for REAL


edit : ahh thats better
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:55, archived)
# thanks
tweaknik and maybe others did similar a while back...they used to be good fun
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:56, archived)
# choo choo
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:58, archived)
# ooh
i love this one. woo !
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha all of the ace!~
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Seems as good an excuse as any...

MIND THOSE SEAMS!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Pfft.
Took me a while.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:41, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:45, archived)
# A personal favourite of mine.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:18, archived)
# hahaha, that stays gold!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Ha! Boil It!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:19, archived)
# happy fanksgiving, m3!
:D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:28, archived)
# fanks, same to you. I'm off up to Big Bear Wednesday till Sunday.
Really looking forward to some time away.

What are your plans?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Picking up chilluns
going down to San Diego to stuff ourselves with furvour.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Nice!~
drive safe and have funs
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Perhaps on Monday
You can give me some advice on jumping ship.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:35, archived)
# jumping ship as in moving or job?


edit: food, brb
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:36, archived)
# Jah...
that is what I mean.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:41, archived)
# hahahaha
quick, feed him antidepressants
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:20, archived)
# hahaha
Get to to learn Scientology :D

PS like the flick-book bit you did on the crapper btw Buttas :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:21, archived)
# It's pretty neat, isn't it?
Though it's hard to make out the heart.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
# What heart...
*pulls book out of work-bag*

EDIT - I can see it now, hehehe, well pointed out
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:33, archived)
# articology..
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:23, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:24, archived)
# BUTTERS!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:26, archived)
# nice
*steals*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:35, archived)
# good!
Do something with it. :D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Ooh. That's slightly painful to the ears.
Apart from an animated Hendrix, what else did you invision?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Well, I was thinking I would do all of
the background and stage stuff...

Your drawing style just comes to mind when I think of the Hendrix.

like so...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Kick ass!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Pffffft!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Haha
Tom Cruise married the Thames?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# She keeps losing him....
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:12, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:13, archived)
# ngh.
I have not seen enough of Tom Cruise*




*big dirty hairy lie.
(this is one of the better ones though.)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:14, archived)
# ha ha
top work

good news about the nullo webmaster!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:16, archived)
# we shall see, we shall see
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:34, archived)
# My kitteh am at the Vet's office
til Wednesday, and i miss her.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Foofy needs some Fluff!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Fluffeh FOOF!
*titter*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:13, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:13, archived)
# uhm..
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:15, archived)
# Foof is what birds are doing when they fluff out their feathers in the winter...
...sicko
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:27, archived)
# awwww, i hope she gets better soon!
have some fluff:
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:18, archived)
# awww!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Your sketches are rather fab.
The ones in your profile too.
All the men appear to be batting for the other team, but great sketches nonetheless!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:20, archived)
# hehe, thank you.
yeah, maybe gay men are easier to draw or summat...
*resolves to find straight men to draw*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Awwwww
beautiful!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:24, archived)
# ^that
:-)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:25, archived)
# pssst...
how did the whole magazine thing go?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:25, archived)
# s'alright so far
I might be in next month! *crosses fingers*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)
# *crosses along*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:44, archived)
# oh thank you!
*gives happy hug*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:26, archived)
# oo
fluffeh!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Anybody seen Sony Royale yet?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Haha.
I also couldn't help notice the constant sponsorship.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:12, archived)
# oh yes, and a crackin' film it is too
roll on 2008 for the next one.
sadly, product placement is par for the course for films like this, die another day had shitloads of it.
At least CR was a much better film
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:12, archived)
# hello fellow...
I went to watch it last night but couldn't.... Very long story, but my nine year old cousin tells me there is a lot of product placement :o)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:13, archived)
# 'ning fella
If you get the opp. go and see it, well worth it, and if they follow
on the story in the next film, they have a GOLDEN opportunity to bring someone back
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:14, archived)
# I'll go on Thursday...
Instead of driving from Brum to Burton and back four times (which is what I did instead :o( )
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:15, archived)
# ouch!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:16, archived)
# I couldn't stand Die Another Day.
It was a load of adolescent single entendres and ridiculous superhero gadgets and took itself far too seriously. And yet these are exactly the things I liked about all the other Bond films* so it was astonishing feat to make them conspicuously awful. The "post 9-11" apology at the intro was rubbish too.

I expect Casony Royale will have no problem following it.

* On Her Majesty's Secret Service isn't a Bond film, just a sort of romantic thriller where the hero happens to be a spy called James Bond.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:41, archived)
# i hate ohmss.
i know i am in the minority, but i think it's a pile of badly-acted, atrociously costumed, poorly-scripted bobbins.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:55, archived)
# it's the kilt isn't it...
no-one likes a man in a kilt
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:50, archived)
# nope
seen several references to it though along these lines. :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:12, archived)
# the only bit of product placement i didn't like
was the car... not even integrated into the film, just swooshing around like a car advert.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Alfa Romeo, or Aston Martin?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:17, archived)
# the ford.
bond is supposed to drive an aston martin, so that was fine.
in a way, a film going out of its way not to feature brand names is more noticeable/annoying than if brand names we see every day are featured incidentally in shot.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:18, archived)
# a ford? for fucks sake.... a ford?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:23, archived)
# it only features in a very short montage.
otherwise the product placement is largely unnoticeable.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:25, archived)
# apart from when he orders a 'gordon's gin' at the casino
little bit too obvious that one
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:27, archived)
# that's a direct quotation from the book.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
# I know this, but even so, it was a little obvious to keep it in
considering some of the liverties they took with the overall story.
I'm wondering if they'll continue the story in 2008?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:33, archived)
# i'd've been disappointed if he hadn't specified that recipe
as that's what i had two of to drink before going to the cinema!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:35, archived)
# hahaha, top banana!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:35, archived)
# yes! you sir rule!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)
# The Koran?
*Burns Embassy*

(No that isn't product placement or Cigarette Advertising)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Nowt wrong with a Mondeo
;-)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Can't get worse than the screen filling BMW logo in Tomorrow Never Dies
shirley.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:29, archived)
# But a BMW at least has style, some sexiness to it... a fucking ford?
I mean I love a '69 Mustang as much as the next guy, but not for Bond.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:33, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:34, archived)
# he only uses it for a short drive to the hotel.
he ditches it for a cooler motor as soon as he can!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)
# saw it yesterday and it was gayer than top gun
the baddie telling him he has a nice naked body then he starts whipping bonds balls
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:16, archived)
# that's not something that gay men do a great deal, you know
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:17, archived)
# hehe
i noticed that too!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:19, archived)
# haha, not yet.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:21, archived)
# ba
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:23, archived)
# dum
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:23, archived)
# tish
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:23, archived)
# clang
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Don't think I've reposted before


..and I shan't again
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:24, archived)
# haha, great products, well placed!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Nicely!~
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
Best Bond film ever though! Even better than The Spy Who Loved Me! Don't think I can last another 2 years till the next one!!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)
# It's made by Columbia
...which is owned by Sony.
Anyone else spot M's MacBook Pro though?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Ford
Best "Sponsorship" was the Ford car - yeah, it was a hire car but they are milking it on the ford radio Ads - its not quite an Aston is it, eh ?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:02, archived)
# werewolves in drag
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:03, archived)
# yey, or
Frankenstein trying to hump a bag of doorknobs.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:08, archived)
# please
this this this this!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:17, archived)
# thiiiiiis ^ ^
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:21, archived)
# something which has fuck all to do with Tom Cruise.
PLEASE.

Or Thora Hurd porn.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:04, archived)
# A rather drunk man arguing with a can of Lima beans
please.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Penguins...
in PANTS!!!
...Exploding!


Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:04, archived)
# i LOVE this!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)
# ^_^
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:14, archived)
# A MAN WITH A MESSAGE BURSTING OUT OF HIS CHEST!




oh...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:05, archived)
# no, that would be rubbish.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:10, archived)
# A berserker Gurkha in a burqa
eating a lurker
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:06, archived)
# bunnies exploding in Nelson Mandelas living room
with a guest appearance by a humorous water buffalo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:08, archived)
# someone driving over babies with a lawnmower
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)
# this this htis htihsthishstihst!!1111!!111eleven!!11!!1
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:10, archived)
# hahaha Ok, I'm game for this one
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:13, archived)
# my little pony
asploding
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:09, archived)
# A small child off his/her face on non-legal substances
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Please :)
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:10, archived)
# this^^
Fucking hordes of 'em.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:15, archived)
# ^This^, apparently
makes perfect grammatical sense. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:24, archived)
# I was reading that just the other day.
takes a few reads to get the sense right in one's head.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:29, archived)
# a guy unravelling his jumper
but it's not his jumper, it's his skin

or

a nice flower
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:12, archived)
# A Man
But not just any man. A man with a rare heart condition called "Oops my heart exploded and now my face is leaking"itus :3
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Horny thorny things
with a large barge of bilge.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:14, archived)
# I want JIMI!
Playing the star spangled banner!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Collab?
I'm up for it now.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Limbo dancing
and failing
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:26, archived)
#
David Cameron pole dancing round a wind turbine.

And dying.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)
# some stuff!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)
# tom cruise bumming paul mcartney
while heather does tom up the arse with her gooden leg
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Sightseeing
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:45, archived)
# hahahahahaha
actual lofl moment.
w/y/h
*click*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)
# i like that!
not him or it though!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)
# ta very much
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:51, archived)
# ha ha
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:53, archived)
# hee hee!
he's so small!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:53, archived)
# now that's just silly :D
woo :D
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:56, archived)
# he's not that big... c'mon now
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:00, archived)
# The hunt is on.......
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Yah yah!
*wtoosh wtoosh*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:42, archived)
# Ride him
cowboy!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:43, archived)
# *wtush*
*wtush* *wtush*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:44, archived)
# hahaha is that how the sound goes then?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Well
I'd say it was more of a *wtoosh*
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:48, archived)
# i think it's shorter though
the two oos indicate a prolonged sound, when I make the noise it's very short and abrupt.
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:51, archived)
# hell yea
i do enjoy trying to come up with ways of writing sounds like that

/freak

how are you today sire?
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:49, archived)
# having a back and forth with the nullo girl webmaster... could be getting closer now
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Sorry,
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)
# bah
they're wrong

Dan wins
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:52, archived)
# it's tom cruise chasing his family
AICMFP
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:50, archived)
# yay to dogs on wheels!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:57, archived)
# nice sand spraying action!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 18:58, archived)
# yey
they use them in Swansea you know...
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Hahaha
This rocks, Woo!
(, Mon 20 Nov 2006, 19:01, archived)

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