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Jesus Saves!

Bindun?

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Darklord, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:56, archived)

woo

just realized how much jesus reminds me of that bloke from the apex twins :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:59, archived)

do you mean aphex twin?

which us actually one bloke?

Or have i just missed out on another long running b3ta joke and put my foot in it?

(bigolslabomeat, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:08, archived)

na its jsut me

being dumb! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:14, archived)

Hehe :)

Yay Aphex!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:42, archived)

yeh

But funny nonetheless. :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:00, archived)

Rooney !

(daharris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

the power of christ compels you!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)

I see the colon of Jesus

Lovely as always, Rev

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)

hahahaa

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)

Go towards the light!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)

evil bubbles!

that rock my socks

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Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)

evil is as evil does!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)

Wasn't that in an episode of "Silent Witness"?

woo as evar :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)

pffft

:o) thank ya! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)

those

are chuffing excellent

*clicks*

(Tinfoil Fez, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)

thank ya

i've got a set of them on flickr - www.flickr.com/photos/revjessecuster/sets/72157594393956738/

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)

hehe

bloobs...

...sorry

(goes and sits in a corner to think about what he has done)

Also woo for all of these

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:56, archived)

And so you should!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)

Just been through them, I esp like teh fear
With this new style you are really spoiling us...

(Tinfoil Fez, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:57, archived)

i couldnt get the fear

done that well - but its okay :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:58, archived)

Cool,

but how!?

(briefly)

(jmaxi returned again on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:50, archived)

i'm gonna write a tutorial

:o) well as soon as i get bored of them!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)

z-brush?

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spacehog, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)

or not z-brush!!

that is the question...!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:55, archived)

Woo!

If this were a roschach test they would have me committed... the things I can see in there...

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:53, archived)

hehehehe

they are comming too take me away!! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:56, archived)

I am reminded of this thing

www.sr.se/diverse/appdata/isidor/images/news_images/1278/30714_366_220.jpg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:54, archived)

tharrr she blows!

MAN THE HARPOONS!!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:56, archived)

yay

its a giant slug :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:57, archived)

*fears*

woo

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:58, archived)

:o)

hehehe!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:58, archived)

I see a caterpillar in that one

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:10, archived)

Hours of fun on the ice :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)

haha

SLAPSHOT!!

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)

hahahahahaha

pukka! (sorry)

I'm off home

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)

cyas :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:42, archived)

feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhh

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)

Quotuna?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:54, archived)

Looks like it

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:56, archived)

oh dear

haha

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Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)

arf!

Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:47, archived)

Hmmm

I read that as Horus of fun on the ice

must be dinner time

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:54, archived)

mmmmmmm.....

...fooooood....

surely they would melt the ice :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:57, archived)

shitty

first attempt at something i'm working on

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)

Are you sure that's not Asplode?

/Scanners rules :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)

actually

I think you'll find it's "thesplode".

(MNNNNGGH, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)

that's my kinda duck!

woo

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Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)

eeeevil!

woo

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)

Your sig fills me with much joy.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)

Me Too!

Yay for Ducks...
My first post on here was a duck... or Maybe the second...
Hmmm...
He too was evil.. Are All ducks Evil...

With that Thought I will take my Leave...
Bye all at B3ta!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)

night!

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Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)

*ducks*

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)

*gooses*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)

accepted?
Woo!

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CactusEater, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)

thanks

/dances

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)

I am impressed

I like your picture

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)

cheers

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)

Hat test.

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)

woo yay test

woo
yay

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)

Somebody had to

Original:

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sinisterduck, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)

And it couldn't have come from a nicer person.

woo!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)

fuck'd and bomb'd

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:14, archived)

wank'd, spank'd, spork'd

and so on
edit: now with spork hummus

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)

spork'd

*waits*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)

blast

didn't edit in time!

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)

Cake is a bisturbile cranabolic amphetamoid

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)

sounds yummy.

how much for a slice, guv?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)

One kiddy on Cake, cried all the water out of his body.

Just imagine how his mother felt.

It's a fucking disgrace.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)

You can puke yourself to death on this stuff

- one girl threw up her own pelvis-bone.

What a fucking disgrace

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)

HAHAHA

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)

Woo-seph..

Watch it.. The sinister Ad-men will want to nick your idea...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)

Death From Above: The Director's (a) Cu(n)t...

Peg it, Chi-Chi!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)

that kid is well cool

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)

^this

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-4312730277175242198

video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-4312730277175242198

.

(Betty Bo Bibster, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)

do not post this on the /board

when it should go on /links

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)

he/she made an image....

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)

^this

also, its a reply to a reply, its not as if it's a new thread, so who really gievs a shit

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)

meh

true, at least its not a new thread.
Stops giving a shit.
Homeless people wonder why they are not receiving the shits anymore...

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)

^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this

It's nearly 2 hours long for fuck's sake

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)

yes sir

right away!*

*(is that how I spell 'do I give a fuck'?)

(Betty Bo Bibster, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)

caught in a paradox the picture says not to watch and the link makes me watch.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAH!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)

100%

woot the pff awards
www.pia.co.jp/pff/award/2000.html

OK i suppose i shoul;d explain myself
the answer is
green - wong
????????????????????
woooop wop wop wop uh? what? mmmm!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)

what the shitting christ?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:07, archived)

it's a kiflasiii7

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)

ahhh of course!!!

hahahahahahhahaha

*wets Y fronts*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)

*ebays*

*profits*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)

Finally

I was going to speed it up and make it smaller
so as more people would get the obscure reference.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)

I love this.

Unconditionally.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)

awesome

awesome awesome

(blue_monkey_cheese, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)

in answer to Betty Bo Bibster

No - he's not Tunnocks Boy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)

that boy is a FREEEEEAAAAAK!

that is all

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)

I fucking hate him

HATE HIM I TELLS YA!

BASTAAARRRDDDD!!!!!!

THE BLOOD, IT FLOWS FROM MY EARS, SHOWERS OF PAIN...STABBING, STABBING THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR!!!!

cough

Errr...sorry.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)

RIS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)

oh you lucky, lucky person

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)

are

the Sisters of Mercy collaborating with Lulu now?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)

arf

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)

???????

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)

Yay... My First Big Round Number... I'm still pretty new so Topless only (hehe)

Edit: Oooh Thanks to All!.. You are all the Lully Biscuits!
(Yep.. It is Paint-Tastic)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)

get your cock out

/chippendales audience member

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)

It is ; )

The lower down part of the Picture is on nawtyparts.com

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)

Congrats!

Why the robohand?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)

'Cos the other one was Holding The Camera...

....and I didn't want it to look like a Myspace Shot...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)

the self timer

is an amazing invention

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)

16 seconds

but only with baby oil and july's razzle

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gravytrain, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)

yea but I always aim it too high or too low

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)

Hahaha...

But I have Nil Technology.. I had to use the Office Camera and do it in the Bathroom on the sly at lunch...

"What are you doing?"
"Nothing..."
*Sound of Clothes being Pulled back on*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)

hahahah

that's dedication to b3ta

'reason for dismissal: innapropriate nudity, staff member was forcibly removed from office by security, was heard to scream
'but i'd done a thousand posts!'
case has been referred to HR for psychological reports'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)

Hahahah ^^this

you sauce pot... impressive though!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)

hehe work is the best place for naked pics

erm

says he up there ^

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)

oooooh I can see nips!!

*swoons*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)

*Catches*

*Runs*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)

you caught the runs??

eeeeks!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)

*Looks at Hands*

Ewwwwwww...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)

and congrats too!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)

Christ!

*prints out and adds to Panini mr horrible Body Parts sticker album*

Only have arse and nipple to date - anyone up for swapsies?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)

that's a marvellous idea

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)

Shh don't talk about it too much.. That's my ~~15k~~ 10k post idea :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)

got got got got

NEEEEED

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)

Got

Got
Got
Need Badly!
Edit: Micto did done stole my Brain...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)

sparkly nip!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)

christ

I thought that was an eye!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)

are you blind?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)

If his eye looks like that, then yes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)

HAHAHAHA

git now my monitor is covered in squash

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)

but you're not even eating squash!

/70's The Comedians wit skillz0rz

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:03, archived)

it's just a bit blurry, and so am i

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)

Congratulations

I don't think 15k will be achieved before Christmas

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)

I'm a-Trying!

Ta...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:04, archived)

I can see pants

Congrats!! :)

Next time we want to see the moneyshot

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)

I can seep ants

sometimes it happens at night

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)

You need ANT GUAAAAARRRRRRDDDD

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)

is it roll-on?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)

It's a steamroller

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)

needs bigger tits

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)

and tigger bits

*shuts up*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)

haha

bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)

*honks*

COR CONGRATS!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)

FWOAR

NIPPLES!

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)

i'm further along than i thought

750 odd

also conga-rats on your 1000!

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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)

A B3tan said her boobs should be bigger......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)

cor!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)

why am i looking at your squirrel with tits?

edit: how rude, yay for giganto-mammaries!!

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)

funky fanny too

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)

it is innit?

looking at it is making me feel a bit weird

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)

he's 'tucking'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)

*dances like buffalo bill*

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)

"Would you fuck me?"

"I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)

"IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)

Is it funny/wrong

that a ladyhuman noticed that, and the manlyhumans were too busy staring at her tits?

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)

i, for one, was NOT staring at TuTTs tits..........

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)

No not TuTT's Tits

the 50ft monster tits.

Sheesh, some people!

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)

......

"that a ladyhuman noticed that, and the manlyhumans were too busy staring at her tits?"

her = previously mentioned ladyhuman

i was merely pedanting your badly constructed sentence for comedy effect

in future i shall refrain

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:08, archived)

Gets

edits before your post.
Just..., well..., nevermind!

Pedant away, just me monging this afternoon!

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)

no, NO!

i understand.........i can take a hint

*turns away close to tears*

I CAN TELL WHEN I'M NOT WANTED

*runs away bawling eyes out*

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Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)

come back, you're wanted (slips a roofie)

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)

no, if you could tell when you weren't wanted

you've never have come along in the first place.

:P

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)

i'd say that was predictable enough

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)

Jordan!

AICMFP

yuck

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)

This pleases me

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)

Next: Chloe running away with a sexy Santa

in front of jelous housewives and their bawling brats

(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)

monstrous mammaries!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)

The attack of the 50 foot woman!

With 50 foot tits.

Never a bad thing, to be fair.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)

foot tits

milk emitting toes

it's all crazy

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)

Not enough eroticism.

Must try harder.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)

They am some Big Bouncers She Got...

Hurrah!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)

mine too

but whaddayagonnado!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)

get some pen and ink them in?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)

I offer my services.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)

you saying i need bigger breasts?

*awaits answer*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)

HAHAHA

I think he'll chicken out...

I'd draw on your breasts... but I think they're perfect as they are :P

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)

*films*

4. ?
5. Profit

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)

awwww

you can draw on me when you come to stay in sheff!
we can dress up and go out like tattood laydes!
/possibly

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:01, archived)

The answer is 42.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)

pssst

the answer is "no"

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)

indeed they are bigger.

but how am i supposed to touch them when they're so high?

edit: how rude of me, have this here woo!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)

Trampoline?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)

We'll need a big one.

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)

that is indeed a good idea.

however, due to the lack of nurse uniform, my interests lie elsewhere.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i think you got a fetish for furry ladies that grow to gigantic sizes, as you've got previous for this kind of thing.

but it's still WOO!

[edit]i wonder what giant skunk mimsy would smell like?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)

Nope.

But I do cater for that market (among others) :)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)

BIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE BIG TITS :D

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)

I grow tired of your sexually alluring anthropomorphic drawings

Nah, just kidding!

A day without Jolly Jack is like a day without sunshine.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)

super!

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:17, archived)

Yes! Yes! Yes!

But I was bitterly disappointed not to find the post-it note in the biggar! version

What were those things?

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)

too big!

(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)

Some people like this stuff, so here, have this and click for massive

This board aint big enough for the both of us

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)

fox's glacier fruit?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)

ooooh is that a photo?

i love light trails

(

Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)

I love that.

That's the sort of thing I like as a wallpaper....

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)

have it then

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)

yes!

I like that

*wallpapers*

*edit*
looks really great, too

all my junk stands out really well

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)

ooooh, spinnage!

have one in return:

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)

it's a macro of Julian Cope's sock drawer

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)

Hello.

But I do.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)

i do too, now

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)

Is that going in or coming out?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

spewing out.

Saying that, I feel okay after a nice cup of tea. Phew.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

That's always grand

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)

The former now makes me feel queasy

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)

Eeeee!

You will do if you eat all of that duvet.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)

ooh

I like this thing, whatever it is

and woo to the original

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

oh noes

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

Awww...

He is Chewing on a Melting Traffic Cone...
That make him all poorly-sicky

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

I get it.

You all want me to colour it in. Well not at this time of day I won't.

So there.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)

eating a duvet will do that

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)

hehe

for some reason that reminded me of calvin and hobbes

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)

when he sneezes his head inside out :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:15, archived)

ectoplasm

funny how all those Victorian mediums could only produce socks and hosiery out of ectoplasm and nothing actually useful like a bike or a bag of chips something

y'knaa

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)

Me tooooOOOoHuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeergggggggh

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)

That *is* awfully funny.

Hoorays for you.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)

hahahah

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)

Hahaha that's so deliciously gross!!

I love it. especially the big eyes while mid flow.

Woooooo to wheely bird too!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)

top work

uuuurgh!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)

spoliu

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)

that's beautiful

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:49, archived)

thomas loves teh skateboarding!

i got these for my birthday. my sister says blue skates make you go faster. i love them.

(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)

the picture above

downs with a good body haha !

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)

gay

(

Just Flange, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

you are fred dineage

aicmfp

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

i loved how2

(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)

~~loved~~ was on

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)

i think your sister meant "blue pills"

and "come" faster

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

~~pills~~ balls

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)

blue bawls?

like, the dixon smurfs?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

erm

maybe?

O_o

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

~~balls~~ peter

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

Is it Tuesday already?

"Stemill detected, click ignore to continue"

(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)

no no no

no goats makes you go faster, not skates

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

it's really easy

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)

So?

is stemilism ok now? I'm so confused!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

it's ok

just enjoy the skillz

More of this here: www.sk8uk.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=16047

(AllOftehThomas, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)

you really are funny

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:02, archived)

I'm debating ignoring him

but I already ignored one person today

and I'm feeling kind of fluffy

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)

Roller skates are for poofters

Put them in the bin and get a fine set of hobnail boots.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)

CBT?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)

hahahahahaha

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)

Beattie in a GT being chased by an ET

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)

Yay!

More of this sort of thing!

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)

heehee

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)

Yay!

More of this sort of fling

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)

^ this

or what Smallbrainfield said

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)

hahaha!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)

Is he pushing a poo out

on the stage?

The dirty scoundrel!

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)

I've been watching him for 4 minutes now and nothing -

He needs a some of that Duke of Prunes Juice

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)

He needs some of my homebraw

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)

BRAW!

*Pulls out Tankard on a rope*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)

'Tunnel punch'?

*winces*

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

I read that as

'Gourmet Conch'

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)

"LOL"

hahahhahahah

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)

It must be all that Monkey Beer

He's a fiend for it

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)

Hahahaha! Go Beattie!

You hep cat you.

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)

is Ray from the X factor the Tunnocks boy

we need to know

(Betty Bo Bibster, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)

What's the X factor?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)

Who's Ray from the X Factor?

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)

he's got the X-Ray Factor

/coat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:46, archived)

is that a beastie boy?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)

Brilliant...

He looks so unflustered.. Clearly a good man to have in a Crisis...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)

Yay! More of this, sort of.

Sing!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)

Now that's b3ta!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)

When the Quo's in the Sky...

...and the Goatse Spreads Wide...
Thats a-B3ta

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)

When the cocks are a hue

between deep red and blue

that's a b3ta

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)

hahahahahah

christ

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)

Wow.. We can be the New Ratpack...

We'll sing and do Gags.. And banter...
Y'know..
"Hey these people paid good Money to get in"
"How Much are you charging them to get out"

And get involved with the Mafia..
And try to push Waiters out of planes...
Yay!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)

the aliens don't stand a chance

all their lasers are reflected by his mighty crown-hat

Woo!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)

Yay!

That's neat-y!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)

Yay!

More of this sort of bling!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)

Now that's what I'm talking about!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)

wheeeee soupherb!

most clicked!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)

where's the roof? or did he forget to duck when he shut the cut out doors?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

He has the only GT40 convertible in existence.

Made especially for him so he won’t crush his precious golden hat.

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

schweet

must befriend beattie

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)

hurrah for teh beattie!

woo :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)

very cool

but who is that guy? ive seen him on here. is a random guy who has a stupid face or some peodophile? question question questionssss.

(

Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)

We..

can't stop here, this is bat country!

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 23:42, archived)

Fell free to use this old chestnut

when next ordering out. :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)

arf

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)

crocodile sandwich AICMFP

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)

^this

rubberband?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)

*twangs*

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)

*yelps*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)

Ha ha!

Classic spongage!

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)

Spong!

Have a cheeky rp

(

Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)

Tenuous don't peek!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)

RIS

but she has a face like an orange!!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)

very a-peel-ing!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)

i sense we may go rind the mulberry bush with this one..

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)

It can be orange-d

(I'm sorry)

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)

Its the best

beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)

yay!

*sings*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)

hahaha!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)

Essex?

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)

Jamaica?

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)

Alaska

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)

He had his cock up the chicken

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)

Hahaha...

That's Funny to me...
...because my name is Cockerell...
No really...
So Cock up a Chicken is a real Knee Slapper...
*Arfs like a puppy*

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)

Mornington Crescent

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)

You win!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

i peeked but i'm still rissing

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)

twiced

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)

me2

(

DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)

what the hell IS rss anyway?

whenever i've clicked an rss link, all i get is html style nonsense

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)

random symbol string

it's exactly what you get, html symbol nonsense

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)

IE6 user, i presume?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)

u need an RSS reader

its just so you have all your news, blogs etc in one place rather than surfing through different sites

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)

Takes all the fun out of it

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)

oh yeah... sorry...

i've always got helpful replies to proper questions on here...

God would kill kittins if i didn't do the same... t'is the law!

*edit* oh i see.... i thought u meant cos i didn't give a thilly answer...

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)

No I mean

RSS takes all the fun out of surfing

I like visiting different sites

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)

NINJA STYLEE!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)

:¬)

'tis all good

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)

I think they meant

the fun out of surfing

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)

^ agreed

never used rss more than a week

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)

oh right

but what does that mean?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)

Really Simple Syndication methinks...

or summat like that...

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)

Really Simple Syndication

is what it stands for. There's a helpful explanation on the BBC news site somewhere... news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/help/3223484.stm

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)

oh right

seems odd
i like browsing the web for stuff

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)

depends...

... some things it's best to have in one place. For me it's because i'm a absent minded moron who keeps forgetting to check sites, and i get bored easily :-/

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)

It's alright if you

just want news headlines or follow a blog or something. You can add them to a personalised Google homepage and have millions of them scrolling away and pretend you've got your finger on the pulse of the beating heart of the internet, like me.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)

apart from

it taking about six days for the google page to update properly.

(

krang, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)

i use sage for FF... i'm well impressed

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)

RSS is cool shit

for providing news stories in a cool form.

Get FireFox and the InfoRSS extension. I use it to keep up to date with the news from the BBC. Alternatively, google is your friend!

(

DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)

More importantly,

what's RIS? ive been reading b3ta for a while now and still dont get what it means...

(blue_monkey_cheese, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)

(

DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)

me too...

is there meant to be writing on the eyes?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)

Perhaps it's a reflection of something we can't see?

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)

*remembers blade runner*

and the ability to look round corners in photographs ???!!!!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)

That was the coolest part of blade runner

In fact the whole film is cool

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)

ooh get all existential on us

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)

something about cataracts?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)

RISing again.

very orange, but still would.

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)

cataract lenses?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)

The 'Contracts' are not as clear as they should be

I faded them so I could erase around the eyes and forgot to fade them back in.
You're supposed to see contracts in her eyes,
and i've got to go now, so cannot correct it!

/Dumb shit blog

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)

+2 dumb shit points for double posting

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)

My internets keeps borking

so I click twice somtimes

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)

Doesn't beleive

the first post had the title sans "not", the second post had the "not". Methinks you clicked, realised your mistake, edited and clicked post again, hoping that the first post never went through. Except because of the magicalness of the HTTP protocol, it did, and you just didn't receive a response in time! AICMFP!

(

DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)

Thats ok

I've done it a few times now. If I persecute others, no one will notice my infractions

*hopes*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)

You do know

~~that there is an edit button, riiiiight?~~
Edit: Nevermind

(

DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)

Has she

got cataracts?

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)

Hello,

This is GENERAL MARCEL AMOUSSOU FERNAND, a senior military officer here in my country, Benin Republique. I joined the Benin army in 1975. During my career, I successfully attended a number of training courses in renowned military academies in France and China. I graduated from the École Supérieure de Guerre de Paris. I'm 53 years old and happily married with four children.

I did served as the deputy force commander of the United Nations Operation in Cote D'ivoire, (UNOCI) since 22 August 2005 and as Acting Force Commander since April 2006. Before joining United Nations, I was the chirf of Defence Staff of Benin from 200-2005 and the Chief of Staff of the Army from 1997-2000. I have also served as Director of Planning and Military Cooperation in the Ministry of Defence of Benin and has been involved on several occasions in regional initiatives aimed at anhacing the peacekeeping capacities of the Economic community of West African States "ECOWAS". I was also in charge of all contract xecution under my ministry in 2002, which was executed then. I will be due for retirement at the end of next year.

This fund which I want to move out for investment in your country is an over invoice of a contract executed under the Ecomog Field Operation for the supply of operational trucks, operational vehicles, foods, cloths, ammunitions etc. I was in charge of the award of the contract and I intentionally over invoiced the bill. The original contractors has fully been paid their charges and this residue is not to be paid to them without the knowledge of the ministry.

Since I am in the position to approve for the payment, there will be no problem with the approval of the payment. I will also use your passport to obtain a fund declaration from the high court here in Cotonou - Benin Republique, using your name as the rightful beneficairy. also I will obtain from the Ministry of Internal Affairs, a certificate to clarify that you actually executed the contract here in my country. I will obtain in your name, a certificate from the drug law enforcement agency to indicate that the fund is not a drug money and clarify that the fund is not for the sponsorship of terrorist based on the 9/11
attack on the world trade centre. I will bear the cost of all these certificates.

Thanks,

GENERAL AMOUSSOU FERNAND

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)

A/S/L?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)

54/M/Your Mum

(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)

Thats the worst picture I've ever seen

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)

uses this line to bid on a mobile phone

using ebay!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)

These things always make me laugh

and also the people who actually fall for them

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)

Appropriate reply for such emails

posted in talk...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:01, archived)

Er...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)

OFFICE SPACE!!!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)

I've no idea where I was going with this...

Anyone else having trouble with MSN today?

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)

w to the o to the o

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)

Hahaha The Twin...

I'd have his Babies if it wouldn't make me a Gayer...
Edit: How Rude of me 'Wooooo'

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)

woo

and no, my MSN has actually been fine for a change

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)

Woo, RIS

and yes

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)

quality bruno-age

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)

^this

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)

wowsers

and no

I have been talking happily to myself all day

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)

RIS?

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)

It all seemed to make sense yesterday when I was

busy looking for pictures of Pete Waterman. Made less sense this morning when I was looking for a picture of Michaela Strachan's head.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)

Yes my msn seems to be borked

and consistently not sending my sexpest requests :S

how rude of me: hatstand wooooo to the pic.. I rather like the window licker video, this reminds me of that!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)

they all came to me

but I just ignored them all

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)

*sobs*

but I feel so aloooooooone

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)

no wonder my msn is quiet

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)

Hold on...

Has thing for Trinity in the movie in that suit
Has thing for Michaela Strachan (or however you spell it)
Has o'd on fantasy...

Edit: thanks for the spelling

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)

Michaela

used to live down my road in Clifton, Bristol.. she's a nice lady!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)

To Gentlemen of a certain age...

She is oh-so-much-more than that...

Yay to the Really Wild Show!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)

Dang

New pants please!

(

DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)

you mean oldies?

you're not a silver top are you *looks suspicious*

she is an utter sauce pot and I *would* too

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)

I'm no Silverfox... (Not yet Anyway)

My Hair is more in the Sparse Football-Hooligan type Style worn by Everyone in Essex...

*Ahem*... (Late 20's)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)

I don't use MSN

but your FP is redexing

[edit] and woo to the Aphex

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)

Yay!

And meow for the Aphex! I'm going to marry him one day, he just doesn't know yet...

(SarahBear, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)

...but You'll get a beard and turn into him...

You know what he does to his Ladies...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)

hahahahaha

(dognutz, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)

that's some rope walking technique

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)

He's not rope walking

he's sliding down the rope. It's going to leave a lovely burn mark too!

(

DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)

but what an entrance!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)

TADA

...

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)

arf

I chuckled at that

like this

*chuckles*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)

You chuckled surrounded by Stars?

Hollywood.. or Space?

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)

in space

there's no oxygen here you know

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)

Is that why nobody can hear you *Chuckle*?

Would you like to come and meet us...?
But you are worried that our cognitive abilities would be short circuited by your arrival?

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)

jamaican?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)

FRIEDEGG BLACKLIGHTNIPPLE STRIPYTOPPASSABLEBUMINSAGGYTROUSERS

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)

well done

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)

I WON!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)

*awards prize*

you'll need to bend over...

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)

You're awarding him a limbo pole?

AICMFP

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)

well, the 'limbo' bit is up for debate

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)

from what I remember it's more of a babies limb holding an orange

rohyplol

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)

plum

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)

and the anal penetration isn't?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)

is it ever?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)

Who can really say

the giver? or the receiver?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)

puntastic

but I cheated and looked at the filename!

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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)

egg-cell-arse?

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)

the queen / breast cancer / real estate brokers must all die?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)

yes they must

but that's not important now.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)

:-)

Edit: (Oh, wait, will Google sue or something, if I link stuff from their image searches?)
Edit2: Unleeched. Terribly bad form on my part, apologies all round, what?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)

MANFOWL

defender of liberty?

(

fross Read your email on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)

Probably

And you certainly shouldn't be leeching like that anyway, as mentioned in the FAQ.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)

Give me a minute....

(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)

don't leech. it's simple.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)

love it

but leeching is rude
host them yourself :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)

Leeching is frowned upon here

host your own pics and all will be well

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)

yes google will sue

They will sue hard

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)

Nigh-swan matey

puntastic

(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:36, archived)

Sell it to Athena!

but needs more fractal

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)

when did the swear filter come back?

oh, and w00!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)

Hahahahaha! Woo!

Why am I looking at your dog?

(

routine has perfected burgers, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)

Aaarf

Thats really quite good..
Is it helping him fly that well?

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)

yay

spiffingness.. you're posting a lot today, slow day at work?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)

yes

I am SOOOOOO bored

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)

then why ignore my sex pestering then??

huh huh huh??

*prods*

hehehe

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)

it really is broke

no messages frrom you since a week last Tuesday

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)

Nicely done...

Woo!

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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)

400m Champ

(Q-Bert, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)

haha I am enjoying this aft

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)

perfect timing

bindun?
*edit* i.e. had anyone else found this head?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)

Hahaha!

needs more vibrating head girl

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)

I really do have a soft place in my cold black heart for vibrating head girl.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)

don't we all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)

I wouldn't say

it's in my heart....

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)

your fanny?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)

I was going for ear

but that'll do :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)

well I laughed

Dfff - df-df-df

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)

you made me LOL in the office, bad bad man!

Dfff - df-dfdf

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)

Hehe

They had to cart me off to the ROFLCOPTER when I was lurking during the whole Jenny Rush thing

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)

hahahahahahaha

nice

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)

Pfffft

Quality!

(jammietarts ..., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)

Yes, I've seen it done in someone's profile

but 'woo!' also.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)

nice!

I think so, is it teh one on an already easy-to-cut-out blue backdrop?

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)

I drew a rare flower called Vectoris Illustratorium

(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)

That's brill

You have the skills that pay the bills.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)

Thank you!

I made this while bored at work.

(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)

W/Y/H!

beautiful! and a very nice color scheme.

oops, i dropped this: "u"

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)

That's a nice style you have there

love the colours

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)

Yes. but it's missing something

Should I add a CDC sprouting from amidst the petals?

(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)

How about a subtle Quo

among the stamens?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)

you filthy sod

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)

no, don't

but how about some flooring underneath this fat, floating sofa?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)

that's:

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)

uppercut

HAI-YUKEN!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)

top notch

you cock-end

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)

I know, you sexpot

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)

kiss me you fool

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)

HOLD ME CLOSE

I FEAR THIS DAY MAY END SOON

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:04, archived)

Fuck! That's the one!

I was gonna do an image to represent 'top notch'
but forgot all about it!
And now it's too late!
Bah!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)

mine is shit

so feel free to do a better one

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)

Though it could be...

a cut above the rest?

(jammietarts ..., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)

just tons of good stuff this afternoon

woo

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Milkman Dan, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)

Lovely stuff Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)

that's lully

well done

it reminds me of air freshener for some reason - still woo though

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)

Very Pretty

...and not disturbing.
Not even Slightly...

Hurrah.

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)

Doh

I need to work on that then.

(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)

If it moved.. and sent it's tendrils curling around my Ankle...

Now that would be disturbing...

As it is it's pretty and Lully-Biscuits...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)

Hahaha

lully biscuits.... so cute!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)

Oooo very pretty!

I like this a lot :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)

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