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# Floating guitar
Photobucket - Video and Image HostingCFB
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# EXPLORER-TASTIC
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# hey, that's not a car!
it's nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Gothic Explorer
KILL IT


KILL IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# I nicked it out of someone's profile a while ago
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Bored at work, playing with photoshop

original
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# It's like a reinvention of Davew27
(or whatever he's called now)

most woo too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# That would be a good username
'whatever he's called now'
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# shh dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# hahahahah
do it fella

Although I like your Spaceman one, because it reminds me of Spectrum by Spaceman 3

oh hold on, were they Sonic Boom then? it's all too hazy back there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# excuse me
ah never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)
# It's the name of a song by Mono Puff
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# :D
Most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# hehe
mussel car!

do you have to fill it up at a shell garage?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# it's ideal for pulling
i didn't name the original by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Oof
no, I figured that much.

bet it would really cling to the road.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)
# lovely!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)
# it's a car!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)
# *slow claps*
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# *jumps in imaginary car*
*reverses*
*drives out of side road*
*heads toward white dot*

/best driver player ever blog
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# what is it
looks a bit like a 68ish gto but the back looks like a charger
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)
# The new Special Edition will be on on Boxing Day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# needs more mimsey.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# that's the final picture
very subtle like
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Doo-doo dooo do-SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# They're all so...
...magenta
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
that is fabulous, very fabulous indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Brilliant
CSM-PC
(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# Very good.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# i love this
(why is there no I love this button?)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# nicely
nicely
very nicely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Ha Ha
Noice
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Yee-Howdy-Ha!!!!!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# You've been looking through my book of sexual fantasies.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# seams pretty good to me
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# yay!
I thought you'd been culled again

Lovely work :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# one day you'll run out of source photos of people facing exactly the right way
what will you do then, eh? EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Image > rotate
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
#
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# clever
a world of horizontal Stemill
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# haha
Weird, but funny

Have a robin based doodle pearost

(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Yeee Hawwwww!
Lets go rope some Steers...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# No reason beyond that it is our Colin.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# fuckinell
who were they?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Colin Firth and Lembit Opik.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# He wears a tie doesn't he?
Lembit Opik?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# You know!
Lembit Opik. Lib-dem MP. He used to go out with bonkers stalker weathergirl Sian Lloyd and is currently dating one of the Cheeky Girls.

Astonishingly, I am not making any of this up.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# He wants his birthday to be a national holiday
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Colin "I'm not sodding well Mr Darcy!" Firth
And some bird
(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# And the love child
of Alec Guiness and Arsene Wenger, to the top right
(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# considering he's only 5' 6*
she must be a dwarf..



*may be made up
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# she must be a midget.
or he's a feckin' giant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# the former.
and the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Actually
I think he is a paedo with giganticism.

Might be wrong though
(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# ARGH ARGH ARGH
at the thing on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# good god
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# that's just strange
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# needs more suzy salt and percy pepper and kicks to the cock

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Is that belgian?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Looks Dutch.
Could be Flemish.
Could be low-german for Peep in the Kitchen

we'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# It's low german for 'peek in the kitchen'
so appropriate, either way...

edit: It seems to be a tall fortified tower in Estonia, now a museum.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# I assumed it was dutch, but I guess not
It was in an Engrish piss take email I received
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# i presume not, otherwise i would understand it.
must be danish or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# RACIST!
YOU SAYING WE SHOULD SET BLACK PEOPLE ALIGHT!

DOWN WITH YOU! NAZI!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# only if they live in Holyhead

(or preferably not at all)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# just that one
don't think anyone would complain too much.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# No, just the crosses outside their houses.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Comp?
Good work

laffage
(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Ainsley Harriet once released a calypso single.
He's Spanish. I don't know why he thinks he can sing Calypso.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# he was part of a comedy double act called the Calypso Twins.
They were the warm up act for recordings of the third series of Absolutely back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahaha I actually have a christmas hat
just like that.


Edit: See
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# convert it into a balaclava with Ainsley's face on the front
that'll scare carol singers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# I thought the name was just a name
but you really do look like Benny Hill's love child.

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Indeed so!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# are you still in your dressing gown?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# hahahahahah
top hat

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Oh that cheeky young scallywag
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# hahahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# arf
woooooo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Here's a picture of Peter Ebdon. He's French.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# no he isn't
he's from bahrain

edit: trace function?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# He now lives in Bahrain,
but he was born in Lyon and raised on the mean streets of Marseille.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# lyon is famous for it's midlands accent
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# doesn't he live in dubai?
thats what the man on the telly said.
and what wikipedia says.. plus he was born in kettering..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# He does live in Dubai.
He was the first Frenchman to go to Dubai, and they built a small version of L'arc de Triumph in his honour.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# ahh I see
you're trying to confuse me aren't you????
sarcasm detector is on the blink..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Why would I try to confuse you.
I didn't wake up this morning and think "I will try to confuse B3tan Senseless".

I woke up this morning and thought "Oh God, it's Monday. I can't face life".
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# I didn't wake up this morning
I'm typing this in my sleep. Its all just a dream...
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# that man he cut
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Does that make sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Who cares?
'Tis from the golden shiny thing that is TuTT.

It doesn't have to make sense - she's a student.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# So am I
I still make sense. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# BURMA!!!!
Why did you say Burma?

I panicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# And now it's time
for the penguin on top of your television to explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Oh good, you know the sketch
I could feel the tumbleweeds blowing by...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# why has he got a post-it note in his ear?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# To remind him of the order in which to pot the coloured balls
So he doesnt have to sing the 'snooker-loopy' song every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# I like Peter Ebdon
he's a funny guy
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# He once released a single called "I am a Clown".
I will repeat that: He once released a single called "I am a Clown".

Amazing stuff.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# True that.
?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Laugh-a-line
Top comedian, funniest facial expressions since lee evans.
(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# SWEET BABY JESUS, WHY DO THEY DO THESE THINGS?

Enlarge your portion of pudding

Cake gallery | Cakes on spam

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# mmm pudding
I'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# *supplies fresh cream*
:) ha ha

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha
santa's a nonce, he deserves it
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# what other explanation
can there be for the fact he's going commando?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# i demand to know why some of your t-shirts
are made in the USA?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
# because the British shop,
Sp!ce, decided it was sensible to stop accepting new stuff in time for Christmas so it's Yanks or No Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)
# *yanks*
Edit:
yay i'm off home now so i can let in Mr Telewest :D

*easy day*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)
# here's fourdam in a french fancy
www.b3ta.com/board/6640398

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
At least black santa appears to be gaining some enjoyment from it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)
# it's more surpise
and he'll be upset when he realises his beard is stained.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)
# *enlarges portion*
phnorg!

tis verr lovely
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)
# I want to kill that kittin now
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Or at least tidy it up a bit...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Too busy.
Busy busy busy.


I am drawing Santa!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# hehe ace!
happy fucking whatever!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# hurrah!
A new one
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# I am going to be too busy W**king this week to play
but have this shit what has been in my brianbox over the weekend.

You will kick yourself.

Youngsters need not bother



The Punchline: WELL THAT'S A BURN UP FOR THE TOOKS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# is that Barry Took?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# it is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# That looks a bit like Barry Took.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/6647774
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# that's because it is
and that is his wife
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# I see Barry Took.
(Mr Dan is the man, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# therefore...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Apparently
I need not bother.
(Mr Dan is the man, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# I wouldn't have if I already hadn't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)
# I know what it is now
ha :-D
(Mr Dan is the man, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)
# accept my sincerest apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)
# It is actually
rather clever :)
(Mr Dan is the man, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
# BARRY TOOK....
/peer pressure blog
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# stand up to them
they will not be there for you when you need them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# thank you Denise Robertson
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# You have taken the first step
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)
# W**king? Working?

PS: THEY'RE ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# yes
and indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Is it some pun on Points of View?
*only Barry took connection i can make*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# no, just his name
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# ooh look
it's Barry Took!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# and Mrs Took
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)
# is it "Fire Took"
as a random play on words for Friar Tuck?

(all I can think of)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# prepare to kick yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH
awful ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)
# =D

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)
# EDIT
I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# *licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# *mwah*
*tickles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# you're a fine one to talk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# :0
What are you insinuating?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Yesterday's news. Today's fish and chips.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Unless its a rollerskating Freddie Mercury impersonator
i'm just not interested.

Come on serial killers, try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# is that a mitchel and webb referance!

BEARD!!1!!11
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# No. It's just the fact that beared men are always the suspects.
And the police always pursue the angry loners.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# haha reminds me of monkey dust
"we are requesting that members of the public report and local nutters or suspicous men with crazy staring eyes"
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Quiet people who keep themselves to themselves and never bother anybody
should be locked up

EDIT just read the comments further down... seems like i'm a bit late on this one
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# *strokes beard*
today i have been told i look like Toulouse-Lautrec

:) but taller
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# It's not a compliment.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# i gathered
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# It's Happy Toast
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# hahahahahahhaahha
although he is clearly ginger, and I am one of the 3 non ginger types on this forum.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# I'm not ginger,
and nor's my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# that's numberwang
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# I'm gonna have to ris
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# I think it has something to do with
serial killers always having beards, and the current suspect has stayed true to the rule.

Although, I don't know what the suspect looks like, so I don't really know.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# It's true
all serial killers and high profile murderers have beards.

They also have no family to stand up for them, probably a histopry of mental illness, live on their own, have no friends and generally won't be missed by anyone.

They always 'keep themselves top themselves' as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Yes.
They're always very quiet, never bothered no-one, never did nobody no `arm never, Gawds my witniss, cor blimey, I mean, like, `e only livved nixt dawh dinnhe? I cad `ave bin killed in me sleep or summit. The pleese shud do summit `bout it, shudint they?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)
# according to the news.....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# arf
Ning Toasty
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# morning chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# what the hell?!
and 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# it's on the news
damn, can't find the link
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# it's a real story :|
!?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# yes
yes it is



is this an example of people not being able to tell when I'm being serious?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
#
and an example of fake bemusement on my behalf
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# hehe
moody cow..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# 'ning
8/10
needs more buffy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# With a dash of Inara & Kaylee from Firefly
Or Serenity, depending on your viewing habits.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Brie Timmons
Neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# I stopped watching Neighbours
When Helen Daniels was still alive, but i'll take your word that shes fit.

Nothing do do with Josh Whedon though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# she's an 11 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# I bet she was fit when she was younger
Must stop reading the B3ta sick joke book.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Well obviously you don't know Tonay
Tonay, Tonay, Tonay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Nope
Haven't a clue.

About anything really.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
#
He/she/it was a troll on here a couple of years ago

placing only buffy shops, and commenting on the buffyness of other posts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Well, as trolls go that doesnt sound so bad (mmm, Buffy)
As long as the pictures were an acceptable filesize.

And there was no threadwasting.

And minimal troll behaviour.

*Assumes each pic was ferking huge and always formed a new thread*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)
# your assumptions are correct
but I had a laugh anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Well, they say laughter is the best medicine
Unless you've got cancer, when chemotherapy is the better treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)
# i only caught the first 'stone' on the second reading
so couldn't figure out why he looked like jackson pollocks ghost :S

also: pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Would.
With or without weeed-on Wii.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I'm going to make like Dorothy's heels and clickity click.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# is it real?
no quo!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# he conquered teh fear?
how exactly did he do that?

and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Why else do you think he looks so smug.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# It was by the power of Monkey Beer
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# he must be some sort of god!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# of course he is
he's smug about everything :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# haha
yay! 'lo mister!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# 'lo Tipsy
y'alright?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# n'bad
nice hat.

How long have there been new icons?
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I knew I did something similar, a couple of years ago
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# woo.
Quo.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Don't cross the memes!
(Astatine, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
You said crossing memes was bad!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# No wonder he's smug!
*rifles through draw for xmas monkey beer repost*

Aha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# hahaha
the attention to detail warrants a *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# HAhahahahhahaha
He's eating teh fear!!!! Wooooo!
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# bit quiet today....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# hello tip!
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# hello lully Brian!
not bad, bit cold and sneezy though.

How about you? any exciting new plays?
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# poo, sorry you're all sniffly.
Just had a play on actually at Hampstead theatre performed by their youth theatre group. Was only on for three days though.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# oooh, ace!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# more of a
psssssst sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# hehe
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Sadly she still has to use a cathater
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# his cock
sticks out from his bellybutton
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Indeed it does!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# yes it does..
he had to have it moved there because of his belly..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# GAME CONSOLES ARE RUBBISH AND SHOULD BE BANNED
Because I will never be able to afford any sort of game console at all :(
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# shh dave.
there's always cash converters.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# where people take in second hand games consoles to get money
and you can buy them on the cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# I think you're probably talking rubbish
But I'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# .
second hand stolen
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# They had to do a test?
(MrAnderson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# She looked a bit manly, so they checked if she used to have a penis.
You'd feel like shit if they tested you and you were actually a woman.

how offended would you be?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# 14
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# 23
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Is there a proffesional way?
Or do they just ask them to drop 'em?
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# There is.
They put 3 fingers inside and feel around.

They did it in some divorce case I seem to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# How can fisting
be legally admissible?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Because when a man goes to a woman, you don't get the whole shebang
so there's a wall that women don't have or something. I can't remember. I wont pretend to be an expert, I've only just started taking the hormones.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Giving first aid
the already disheveled hair projection.
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Ning, people....

Uber rich, uber bored - what should she do today?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# put some clothes on if she's got any sense, it's bloody cold out!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# but she's covered in fur!
she'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# if she stays like that it wont only be fur she's covered in.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Nudge nudge,
wink wink.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Dust?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/6647650
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# fnarr fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# She's clearly not out though.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# bah, in my house it's bloody cold in also
I can't feel the toes on my left foot.

I guess if she's uber rich she can afford central heating though.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# Get some slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# But I'd have to leave the house to get slippers
it's a lose-lose situation
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# mail order.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Just her tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# drink champagne
while in a bubble bath
or
make prank phone calls
while in a bubble bath
or
watch the tv
while in a bubble bath
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Run around some trees and eat nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# + my
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# morning
she should stop eating so many eggs, that cloud of bum wind is immense.
and you know what i think you should do...... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Pay some boy squirrels to dance for her
wearing very little.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Paris Hilton
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# It'd never happen.
Chloe has taste.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# She could rescue a kittin and adopt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# *runs over*
*changes gear*
*reverses*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# dress up as hospital staff
starting with an N
or: give us something to buy *wink wink*
or: buy us something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# Hospital Ninja?
Silently stalking the wards, to save the patients from evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# don't be silly.
ninjas are evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Yes, but when you're evil, good is evil
So by protecting evil patients from good, they're protecting good patients from evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# i bet that makes sense.
but now i have a headache.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Consolidate all her existing debts
in to one managable monthly payment.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# How much debt would she exactly have?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# A mighty shitload.
Doesn't everybody? Or is that just me?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Her account is 2 billion in credit though...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Shouldn't take long then should it.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# ..draw denizens?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# draw curtains
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Juggle babies.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Dear Jolly Jack
for my christmas I would like some kind
of denizens vs Santa picture

I've been good this year

lots of love
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# ooooooooooooh yey!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# can't argue with that
'nig all!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Haha!
This will be nice.

Let's all sing happy JollyJack songs until he complies.

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# share the wealth with a poor scruby sexed up student?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# She wants to live like
common people?

Doing what average, common people do?
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# wants to sleep with common people...
wants to sleep with common people LIKE YOU



*points*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# curses!
well what else could I do?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# I said...i'll see what I can do
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# She wants to sleep with common people
common people like you...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# In a William Shatner styleee?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Let us
hope so :)


That recording changed my life.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)
# *shares love*
*sends 50p postal order for cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# She should scam people on teh internets
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# EAT SOME PIE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# rough end of an imported pineapple?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Play Nintendo Wii
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# NO!
TIS A PONCY CONSOLE WITH A SILLY NAME!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# but.
it's fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# It's called "Wii" and it breaks easily.
I do not like it.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# no, you're supposed to break other things with it.
like your £200 HD-plasma tv.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Where can one find Plasma TVs for £200?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Sing carols
dressed in furs. Round a huge tree. In the snow. In a quaint cobbled square. Collecting money for orphans and kittins.
(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# slice off her own tail
and let Humphrey Littleton roger the resulting bloody stump-hole
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Get breast reduction surgery :)
EEE or whatever she is is just too big!
Prefer a storm in a C cup myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Battle of the boobs with Helga
As always =)
(Bumsmells, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Morning.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Smug AND talented
woo
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Roflcopters!
Edit: I just found that I'm on the board stats page twice :D
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# woohoo
your cupboard again delights us
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# 'ning!
http://b3ta.com/board/6647319
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# what's that background from?
Familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# here
clickety
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# God it's been ages since i've seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# I suspected I might not've been the first to animate smug bastard.
Woo and spondangles!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# I'm never looking at your profile again
siamese chuckle brothers scared me too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# That'll learn ya.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# This reminds me of a greetings card scene on Fry & Laurie
'I'm right sorry to learn ya
Succumbed to another hernia
You mustn't lift what you cannot carry
All my love, your grandson Harry'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# pffft!
'ning (more like 'noon over here)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# 'ning (more like 'noon over here) to you!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Whee, look at him go!
Good morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# 'Ning IVV
(I helped save b3ta! xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Awww
what a lovely smiley happy picture :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Braw!
you need a spot of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=10dmK7O-KSY
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# pooftah!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# poofs poofs poofs
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# i'm strong to tha finish...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# braw! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Hungry Smug....
Hmmm Yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# huzzah!
it looks like he's swallowing them whole and then pooing them out in a neverending cycle of croissants.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# Hahaha
You're right
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# I'd never thought of that.
I'd assumed that he had a french baker working flat out to the right of his chair. Clearly, your theory is the more fitting of the two.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Haha
He's gonsa gets fats, brudda.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# fab!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Monday 'ning!


Hope this hasn't bin dun!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# it's bindun to death
a while ago

edit: meh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# I've never seen it!
MORE OF TONY BLAIR SUCKING RANDOM OBJECTS!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Here you go:


Quick and dirty
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# wreck the mic!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Psyche...
let's get ready ready
let's get ready ready
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# pokémon
gotta catch em all?

wrong song?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Oh!
I like it =o]
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I did a search
but perhaps I'm just crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Normally it's a CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# yeah I saw those
Couldn't find one with a bong tho!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Curse you advisory mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Usually it's the same picture, but with a CDC in his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# haven't seen one of him on a bong,
good take on it better than the numerous cdc's that were edited into it..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# *bow*
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# It feels like a Sunday today
isn't that odd?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# It doesn't!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# shh dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Stop that
e ------------------------------------|--0------------------------------
B -------1-----------1-----3-1-----|----3-1-3-1-------1-----3-1-
G ---0-2---2-----0-2---0-2------|------------0-2-2---0-2-------
D -2-----------2--------------------|----------------------------------
A ------------------------------------|----------------------------------
E ------------------------------------|----------------------------------
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# sorry dave.
E G A C G E G C A G D A C
E D C D G C A A C G A D C
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# what is this?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Guitar Tab methinks...
but WHY MAN???!!! WWWHHHHHYYYYYYY!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# They Might Be Giants
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# shit then.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# He posted guitar tabs, I posted the notes.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# I meant, what song is it.
Duh.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# I know... i'm just being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# not really
i don't usually have to got to work on sundays
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
so it does!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# possibly, it hasn't bindun yet in this way
but is it funny?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Hmmm.. people in positions of high power with drug paraphanilia
Nah.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
# 'ning
poor sian, ditched for a cheeky girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# hahahahaha nice one!
Today's outlook: frosty
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Hehehe
cheeky:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# actual lyrics:
Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)
#
I've VJ'd a Cheeky Girls set. Was bloody awful, compounded by having to do it for Big Brovaz afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Is she giving him the cold shoulder?
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
#
only kidding.... pfft
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Why she was ever with that wierdo in the 1st place...
i'll never know...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Arf.
He really is one of the best comedy politicians.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)

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