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The day that changed their lives

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

arf

Benny? Is that you?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

*Comedy Trombone*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

arf!

I'm wearing nothing, as usual

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

whew

Looking at the first frame, i thought it was that awful sketch from the Catherine Tate Show.

You nevvah! oi did! wot are you like!?

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

Woo,

but I'm almost certain I've seen this joke here before.

I can't be bothered to look for it, though!

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)

get downs and dirty

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

for some reason when i see this

all i can think of is "i wish i could fly right up to the sky but I can't"...

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SiX and his hat, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

"You can"...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

"I Can't!"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

smaller!

*please*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

I can't at tthe moment

just move further back from your monitor

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

pfff!

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fross Read your email on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

*twiddles moustache*

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fuscous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

Nevermind.

(Dooley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

*stuck in timewarp*

/bindun ;-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)

50 bonus points

for the first person to register a dead prostitute as one of his MySpace friends....

Edit: in her profile, one of his 'friends' says she likes to meet new people and take risks!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

think he'll struggle to add anyone as his friend..

trick would be to set up a bogus profile exactly the same then one for each of the 5 victims and add them together...

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

Harsh

beans!

(Dooley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

*gets*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

Shake Yo Ass!

Woo!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

my friends musses

is called hoppy.. i never asked why

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SiX and his hat, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

Your friend is Paul McCartney

AICMFP

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

pfft....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

looooool

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

YOU!

*BIGhugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

Nicely done, sir

Shame about the product...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

Yes I suppose it should have been

Old Speckled Hen
or Bishop's Finger

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

That pun leaves me with a bitter taste in my mouth

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

Is that what hops look like?

I've never actually seen what the crop looks like before.

/learning

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

apparently these are all valid

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

It's a relative of cannabis

smells pretty similar too

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fuscous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

Bindun?

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Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

not yet but that is woo..

heheh

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

I think you got there first

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fuscous, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

that cat

looks like my shitty arse beard

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SiX and his hat, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

how do you know...

... do you look in the mirror?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

it hangs

'tween the legs for about a foot or so

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SiX and his hat, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

hahaha! well thought of.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

doubt it

since the post was only made with the picture not that long ago.

i might go to tesco actually.. ooh.

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

This is what scares me...

... imagine if he's innocent...

I'm glad i've got a bird.... i'd be shit scared to start the 'dating' game again for fear of that one psycho who shouts RAPE... and being tagged for life...

/slightly melodramatic blog

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

innocent.. schminnocent

pah.. look at the german death metal link... he's going down for that if nothing else.

i have absolute faith that the police have the right man. they never get these things wrong. EVAH.

nicely sewn up in time for christmas innit. ah i love a happy ending

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)

and as usual

the bbc interviewed him last week about the killings, exactly the same as ian huntley and that carr woman...

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

This just proves

that someone at the BBC is some sort of criminal mastermind who is actually the shadowy figure controlling all of these people.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

^ this!!

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)

If you suddenly find that ITV are interviewing all the murderers before they're arrested

then you know it's Michael Grade.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)

Michael Grade is clearly Blofeld!

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)

hehe

same happenned when some other kid got killed and they interviewed her step dad(maybe billie jo whasername) and he looked shifty..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

this person knows too much

.. beware of the illuminati knocking on your door.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)

Pah!

the Illuminati are just a fake shadowy cabal designed to take attention away from the real rulers of the world.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)

The Masons

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

Perry and James?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

the interview in full

yes i knew all 5 girls, yes i have no alibi and yes i work strange hours and am a bit of a loner. but i didn't receive any messages and captain blackadder definitely didn't shoot this lovely plump breasted pigeon

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)

hah!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)

Meh

So he's speed dating:
"Hi, I'm an introvert loner who pays for sex"
He's got enough of a problem getting over that stumbling block before dealing with this accusation.

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

woo.

*smacks bishop.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)

Heehee

Nice one

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

RIS

Am I missing something here?

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

this

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/6189409.stm

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=85784962

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christhebarker, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)

"Who I'd Like To Meet...

...Goddoh"

Pffft. Twat.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)

It's....

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4531190.stm

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)

that's my afternoon up the swanny

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

Woo!

Pogues / MacColl on loop.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

also a liddle bidda monty python

and lehrer too, excellent!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

Gotta love a bit of Lehrer.

It's just a shame Flanders and Swann don't seem to have done a christmas song.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

Wooyay!

Lehrer for teh Christmas no.1

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

nope, this for No.1.....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=10dmK7O-KSY

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

or jimmy jangle

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)

Hahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

Seamless

/bad tempered monday

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

Meh

/only had access to Paint and half an hour spare this morning blog

Besides, the picture isn't really the point. Have you tried actually clicking them to make your selections like what it says to do?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)

Yeah

sorry, thought it was a little unfair.

I repent.

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

is that angel something-or-other?

where an alien is injecting heroin into normal people then extracting their brain fluid?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

...

what?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

guess not

... i'll find the film

www.imdb.com/title/tt0099817/

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)

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xandmi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)

hahaha yay

*saves for later*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)

brilliant choices

but i can't get mud to work.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)

Try it now.

erroneous space crept in.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

much better

bom, bom, bom, bom.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

take the <br> off the end

probably.

woo to the music!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

whoah

is it that time again?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

awwwh yay

while i fucking hate all things christmas, there is always time for Fairytale of New York.

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

Feel free to click it and listen

it's always free play on my jukebox!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)

i'm there already

you lovely lovely music man.

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)

Yay.. Nice one Selector!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

Oh YEs Oh YEs

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

i'd say this is more two and a half.

(hulkster, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)

the title refers to the viewer ratings

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)

hehe

thats being generous..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)

OH MY GOD!

I JUST SAW BRIAN BLESSED SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS ON ITV!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)

I heard that too

not even watching TV

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)

why didn't I hear it?

there must be a tv within a few miles of here at least

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

Show me!

Quick!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)

it was just before an add break on loose women

and before you say anything, i'm just waiting for Wild Thing I Love You to start.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)

Add break?

What did you contribute?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

hatred

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

(hulkster, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

So I found this in his MySpace pictures

(RIS) Quick and dirty...as it were

It goes well with liver, some fava beans and a nice Chianti apparently.

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)

RPS was yesterday

:P

And don't post other people's photos in new threads

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)

Pfff

EDIT: Are you fucking blind?

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

Nice flaming....

by the way.. do you know about this at all?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/6189409.stm

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)

I think he was taking the piss

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)

Well yeah that's what I thought

until he edited the post about 15 minutes later to add in: "And don't post other people's photos in new threads".
Now I'm not so sure. *raps finger-tips on table in manner of suspicion*

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)

I just thought that made his comment funnier

or maybe not. Who can say?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)

the b3ta way,

guilty until proven guilty..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

Kramer until Proven Lineker

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

I hope for his sake that he is actually guilty

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

well if he isn't

he'll have lots of new myspace buddies

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

LoL

He's gonna have thousands of new invites in his In-Box! :o)

...I wonder if they're allowed MySpace in prison.

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

Good point

It sounds like they have something comprehensive on him now though.
Listening to the interviews with him, and the nickname 'The Bishop', he's clearly a bit fucked up.
They're currently digging up his garden for evidence it seems.

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)

Good point 'D'artisan'

I noticed there's a B3ta user called "The Bishop" too...

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

Judge D'arty has spoken, court closed

Line up the gas chamber if you please.

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)

Are they having a bash at 'The Bishop'?

Gag © The Great Architect 13:08pm 18th December 2006. Joke may not be reproduced in
whole or part in magazines, newspapers or other media without written
consent. You heard it here first folks. Value of house in Ipswich may
go up as well as down, your rights are not affected.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)

Ker-boom-tshhh

Take my wife ~~for a stroll through the Ipswich red light district~~

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)

Evidence

or cuttings. "Oooh, that's a nice geranium. Mind if I snip off a bit, sarge?"

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

Pfffft

"Sarge, he wont miss it.
It'd make the missus' day if I bring her a few flowers home!"

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)

Wow.. He's already got a sinister Nickname...

Hmmmm.

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)

hahaha

When we found out his nickname was 'The Prostitute Strangler', we knew we had our man..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)

new prison game "bash the bishop"

sorry archie will pay you copyright .....argghh

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)

;-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)

~~apparently~~ ff-f-ff-fffff!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

How many photos on his page?

Can you post them all here
(Im not on myspace)

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)

Errr noooo, they're not really worth a post

6 of himself, mostly pretty shit, the rest are mostly of Hong Kong Phoeey! LoL

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)

damn

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)

Arf

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)

made me guffaw

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)

topically odd

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

pfft

those girls

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

It's topical,

but I'm still RISing

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

this? possibly?

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

Yay!

moose
squirrel

edit: *sigh*... I keep forgetting I'm a stranger in a strange land

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

i got it, but i thought it was the other way around
weirdest celeb story of the year i reckon

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)

I don't see how the two relate.

/may need full explanation blog

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

here

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006580473,00.html

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6648107
now, now, no leeching please

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

eh?

eye say eh?

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)

don't leech pictures from other sites

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)

ok get you now

just don't know why you posted a link to my bored nazi post.....

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

Thought I'd save you the trouble of posting it out when I noticed your faux pas

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

eh?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

Hmmm...

(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

Fwee Bawwabbus!

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

fweee wodderick!

pffft! ha ha ha ha ha

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

haha!

Worthy of it's own thread

(eno, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)

ha ha ha!

thass fab!

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)

I saw them at a bootfair in Rye

Couple of ironing boards if you ask me.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

they give me the fear

i'm fairly sure they made aids and are sending it on to everyone else

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gravytrain, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

The alien on the right is being struck by miniature lightning?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

this is LIFE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

Flight of the Navigator?

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

WOO!

But perhaps too American of a reference :(

/heads off to Whatsamatta U.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)

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bennyhillslovechild, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)

aaawwwww

that's MEAN

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)

arf

oh deary deary

me

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

cruel!

but funny

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

girls with small boobs are alright

just close your eyes and pretend it's a little boy, variety is the spice of life as they say

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gravytrain, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

you sick sick man..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

aww bee stings...

who is she?

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

Hahaha!

but why would she want a bra anyway?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

Bras look pretty, innit.

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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)

hahahaha!

but small is very good. in a adult grown up small type of way.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)

small tits, big tits, firm tits, squshy tits.....

they are all fun to play with & the bodies they are attached to also enhance the fun.....

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)

pffft!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)

............pppppppppfffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttt!

Desktop mammoth size available upon requist.

(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

was that plain blue sky hand painted by DaVinci?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

86 ish kb?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

Hitler: "sigh"

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

yes..

butt feel the quality, that be jinuwin velveta!

(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

butt feel?

you can get arrested for that these days

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

BIIGGGGGGGAAAAAARR

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

BIGGER!!

etc

/fitting in blog

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

ha ha!

you vill conform!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

Who are you really?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

him

*points*

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

It needs to be bigger!

BIGGER I SAY!

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

don't tempt me child...

the unoptd one is three times biggur ;)

(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

Dad?

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)

Mother?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)

desktop available upon REQUEST?

havin' a Giraffe, shirley?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

..err..

yeah, u wannit? it's 600Kb

(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)

Is it made

of pure gold?

(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)

No..

a larks pubis.

(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

errrrr. no. thanks.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

I'm a CeleBIGrity. Make me Biggerityerer.

Or something.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

hoho!

Oh well, time for am after lunch nap at work.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)

sing lofty

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)

Squid

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tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

yay!

he's happy!

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

long time no tentacle

wooo

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

Happiest squid I ever did see!

Top work Tippers

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

Oh man!

Why squid wear condom on head?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

hooray!

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giant_squid, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

Crudely drawn squid

Yay!

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

That's all of the yay!

Woo!

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

hans that does dishes is as soft as gervais

with the wild green hairy-lipped squid

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gravytrain, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

Squidtrific

yay

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

Haha!

joyeity

(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

he's a cute one

yay

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

he looks cute and all, but if we all knew what he's been up to...

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)

that's fab

just fab

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaay!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

BRILLIANT!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)

10 quid - Shit hot porn!

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

lovely

fp this!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)

Noon!

Today, Vlad and ural are preparing for their part time job as
grotto workers at the local ASDA supermarket. They'll be perched
between the bakery and the freezer isle if you want to go and say
hello to them!

What're you lot up to today?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

I'm probably going to draw some stuff

And go to the shops to buy cars

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

working

wanking
christmas shopping
wanking
working
wanking

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

have you been looking on my calendar again?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

trudging through the dreary day of work...

and then out on the lash at a Mason's meeting this evening

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

Say hi to Tom

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

Hahahaha, I will!

every little helps, after all

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

I work in Great Queen Street

you lot don't half clog up the pubs 'round here!

(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)

hahaha

shhhhh, don't tell everyone ;-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)

recovering from a gruelling 1000 mile four gig weekend

and drinking coffee

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

my eyes hurt, and i've got a sore throat

so i'll be sitting here, feeling sorry for myself

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

playing bf2142

that's about it.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

I am balancing weevils.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

*advice noted*

(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)

But of course!

Thank you Mr Kittin for advice - I can get on with my life now...

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

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giant_squid, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

aawww, it's almost sweet!

Crudely drawn Klansmen are the new cocks or summat

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

couldna resist

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

hoopla

we're making a 2007 calendar featuring the whole gang, I've done this for December. i think it's dead boss. what do you think???? Thomas loves Christmas!!11!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

Bizzarre

Truly

1 man meme!

(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

You lose

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

arf

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

Here,

have a topical post especially for today, the 18th December

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

woohoo

like it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

Hurrah...

A Spot of Culture...
*adjusts specs on nose in a haughty manner*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

Haha

I remember watching/hearing that with my grandad, who had fallen asleep. The utter confusion on his face when the cannons went off was priceless

'ning

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tipassoi, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

fantastic

I want four

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

that's Boss

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

ha ha

although I don't believe that you are the original Stemil

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

this says otherwise!

img154.imageshack.us/img154/406/colcartoonhuge7qt.jpg

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

oh yes. you certainly are

*bows*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)

any more accusations like that my friend and it goes up as an image instead of a link

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)

He's an itchy-trigger-finger-niggah!

clickums for slightly bigger. Busy weekend in the Photoshop.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

super stuff

ace

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

i had to do this.

(hulkster, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

think i need a nespresso

(hulkster, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

RIS

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

what does ris mean?

(hulkster, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

Exactly.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)

I've been thinking that each time I see that poster

Keep thinking it's going to be the next Clooney movie

(Ssco, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

it does look like him

been meaning to make this since i saw the poster

(hulkster, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

If you're rissing check the links board.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

That was mega quick,

woo.

profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=85784962

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

Hello

I am an idiot and can't make up my mind whether that's genuine or not..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

sky news say it is

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

must be true then!

(jammietarts ..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

hahaha

must be true then! Looks a bit dodgy.. I mean if you were fired from your job on the basis of being a multiple murder suspect, would your first thought be to update your site?

EDIT: aargh mindpiss.. never mind, let's burn the witch anyway!!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

don't think he's been fired

it just says he's working there till they fire him.. which I'm guessing will be pretty soon.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)

True

last login 27/10, so I suppose he's been a bit pre-occupied since.. outdoor pursuits and all that

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

been out clubbing

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)

or two posts down :-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

Hehehe I was 12 minutes quicker:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

oof

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

dare you to add him as a friend..

go on..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

OOOooo

not a bad idea, or someone could link tescos to it.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

It was a mistake anyone could make over the phone

Once the Suffolk police stopped looking for Leeds and started looking for leads, things proceeded much more efficiently.

(cox2inhibitor, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

boom

tish!

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)

Ahem.

(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

arf-some!

liking it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

doctor when?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

haha

ace

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

yay

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)

You're by far the best n00b for ages!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)

Barrel scraping...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

meet the chap in question, currently being questioned...

profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=85784962

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

Apprently,

he likes 'serious relationshps'. Also, do think tescos will sack him now. Arf.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

how scary

his hero is hong kong phooey

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

is that serious...

how did you find that out?

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/Scary_The_myspace_account_of_Tom_Stephens_the_guy_arrested_for_the_murder_of_the_five_Ipswich_hookers

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

cheers..

but how real is it? no bridge or helicopter..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

According to the BBC

very real.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

great publicity for tesco..

always knew myspace was evil..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

Sky too,

(Woody999, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)

the creepiest thing is the classical music on his page,

very hannibal lector

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

Cof coff

Probably inappropriate, but there's a link in the features column to the right of the BBC report...

"PROSTITUTES SPEAK OF THEIR ORDEALS"

Is this, like, a Christmas special?

*Paging Mr Hat*

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alienheat, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

but how is it scary?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)

Dunno, ask riverghost!

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

Riverghost! How is that scary?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

Ha Ha you've got to watch those Gemini's haven't you

Ning Sir

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)

Ning Squire!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

I am so offended by your "Yokel bashing"

I dropped the carrot I was crunching on

(I be from Somerset)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

zummerzet shirley?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

i've met her

she's a right goer

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

I was going to spell it like that

but I assumed nobody would have a clue where I meant.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

I be from Somerset too

The missus is from Ipswich.

Clash of the Yokels.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

You will cancel each other out (2 negatives and all that)

Your children will be born with monacles, all witty & urbain.

Christ I can talk some shit.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

Ho ho EEK!

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

*rips open scrotum*

*sees*

ahhhh.... ah well... see you next year!

(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

thanks

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

CHAINSAWS!

or a redheaded sexy nurse, despite the fact that i already have one.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

hahaha

scary

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Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

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