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Faith from buffy...

requested by...someone...wallpaper in a second...

WALLPAPER!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)

that is ace

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

wowsers!

that's brilliant

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

wallpaper in a second?

want to decorate my house?

nice.

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

it's woodchip

i wouldn't if i were you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

ooh nicely!

I rather like that.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

Nicely,

always good to see your work.

But now I'm off to bed... night all.

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

'night

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

its nearly 10am!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

shh!

*tucks in*
read him a story micto...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

*ahem*

are you sitting comfortably?

'the grass around the grave rippled and bucked, the muffled sound of splintering wood issued from the ground. Suddenly a decayed fist burst through the earth and scrabbled for purchase...'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)

Where's my cow?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

it came in the house and charged straight at the pig

then got on the table and tapped out a jig

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

that fills me with glee

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)

'squash and a squeeze'

by axel schaffler and julia donaldson - the same people that did the gruffalo

i was reading it to mictokid this morning

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)

COR!

you're fantriffic you are!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

hong kong fuey?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

I think that was fanriffic

but YES!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

aha

i misread your post

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

Nice!

Still wouldn't

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

whats that blue band around her neckline?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

ummmmm...

it WAS lace...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

I like the big feet you do on these

Reminds me of Dee Dee from Dexter's Laboratory.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

that was ace!

until they changed the style and dexters voice...
bastards.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

This is great foof!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

That's rather ace

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

go foof!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

*goes*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

that's brillianto

*click*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

I like that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)

'nings you.

That's ace - and I loved your Shaun of the Dead one on Myspaz too =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)

^_^

hihi! howzit?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

It's good.

You well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

never watched it

but nice pic

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Milkman Dan, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)

YAY

*glee*

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)

I challenge you to a duel, old chap!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)

mustard for the win!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

The sauce is strong with this one...

/coat

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

pffft

'ning!

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)

a hearty 'ning to you squire

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

it's here sir

let me help you

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)

'ning fella

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

Haha

'ning!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)

ning sexy

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)

How come he gets a 'ning sexy' and I don't?

*jealous*

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)

I was going to earlier

but you were in militant mood

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

I'm still in militant mood

Can't I be sexy and militant at the same time?

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

Oh yes. Yes you can.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)

Hell yes!

/Would

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

i said ning foxy to you

does that count for nothing?

DOES IT?

*gets coffee*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

Get me a cup too will you?

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)

NO!

*shit! that was decaff*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)

because I sent you a personal message via Gaz

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

phoar!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

'ning squire

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)

Hahaha!

Sauce puns make me vere HP

Wanna share a taxi, Arch?
'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)

haha

pun of the morning.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

hehehe ace

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)

Worcester sauce

Would kick butt any day!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)

anchovy-based bastard

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)

is that true?

anchovies???????

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)

yes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worcester_sauce

"vinegar, molasses, corn syrup, water, chili peppers, soy sauce, pepper, tamarinds, anchovies, onions, shallots, cloves, asafoetida and garlic."

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)

i like anchovies

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

i like the white ones

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

RACIST!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

yes

explains why it is stinking filth

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)

good point

mmmm Worcester sauce Wheat Crunchies

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)

BBQ is teh winnar

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)

With a brown lightsaber!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

Touche!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)

haha!

*runs to canteen to duel with the HP*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)

yay!

hurrah for condiment-based combat.

Have a cheeky pearoast

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

This is brill

I used to work in spar....

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)

you're not my mum are you?

she worked in a Spar for years.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)

Luke

I am your farmer

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)

The battleground shall decide the winner

Over a fry-up, the tommy-k shall win, but over a ham sandwich the mustard shall triumph.

Of course brown sauce would kick both their arses, and BBQ sauce just wouldnt get involved.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)

MUSTARDMUSTARDMUSTARDMUSTARDMUSTARDMUSTARD

MUSTARDMUSTARDMUSTARDMUSTARDMUSTARDMUSTARDMUSTARDMUSTARDMUSTARDMUSTARDMUSTARD

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)

in the library

with the noose

everytime on the itbox :D

(Adam Mack, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)

is itbox the site where you play games for money?

*plays cludeo*
*profits*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)

women take note

sorry if bindun.

(evilsoc, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

I use a printed map.

Are you mocking me?

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)

god, you're so 1997!

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

I like 1997.

I wish I could go back and... wait, I hated 1997. Damn year.

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)

If I could go back to any year and re-live it over and over again it would be 1998

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

for me it would be 1987

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

I was only 7 then, so I don't really rememeber too much

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

Mine would be 1979

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

1979? I didn't think you were even born then

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ain't you a charmer?

pachey was born in 1942!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

I was born in 1974

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

fair enough :)

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)

i think we're too old to be hanging around with the kidz

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

so was I

74 is the best year

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

Order now
Allow twenty one days
For delivery
This offer closes
31st December 1979

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)

i'm torn

1996 was a good year for being young, rich and stupid, but 2000 was a good year for 'the ladeez'

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

I just loved the music of the mid - late 90's so much more than the shit of today.

And 1998 was the pinnacle of my 'going out to clubs / getting wasted every weekend' phase. Good times.

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

purely music-wise

i'm going to have to go for 1990 as that began about 6 solid years of indie discos and gigs in crappy little pubs.

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

If it was music, and I could pick, I would choose sometime in the 18th Century

Hmmm.... maybe that's why no-one comes to my parties...

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

if we're going for times that i wasn't in

i want to live in the late 19th century and be a gentleman scientist. like the bloke out of the Time Machine

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)

Cool!

And announce the great digestive benefits brought about by adding mercury to the diet

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)

hell yes!

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

You could announce anything in those days if you were a scientist

"through detailed experiments and excessive opium use, I conclude that eating human brains will give you the ability to fly"

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

Pitchblende is a suitable balm

for the curing of itchy rashes and Erythema

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

"from regarding these tiny beasts with my micro-scope...

...i am able to tell that they are able to communicate. furthermore, man shall populate the moon before the end of 1910"

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)

Pfft!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)

cold and i'm ashamed

laying naked on the floor

you're a little late
i'm already torn

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

worst song ever.

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)

apart from when performed at the policemans ball

genius!

(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

^ this ^

that was funny

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

Is that a song about brutal gang rape?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

YOU WISH

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)

Pfft!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)

That's what swung me

or it would have been 1998

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)

Ohh, good one.

1998 is a good choice. But I think I vote 2002.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

Ah, a more recent choice.

Personally, I'd go for 2003.

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

1969

Man that was a groovy wild time dudes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

I'd go for 95

Had a ball that year.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)

This would make a good QOTW

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)

agreed.

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)

really?

"pick a year and type it into this box. extra points for being alive at the time"

doesn't work for me

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)

presumably,

one would add "and why?"

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)

With reasons, obviously

maybe you met the Mrs? Or won first place in a design a garden competition?

Regale us with tales from your past, as you re-live your favourite year.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)

yea, probabily better as a poll really

Best decade to be alive

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)

What?

Why does riverghost like 1995?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

i don't know

let's ask him!

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)

Tell me, Riverghost

why does one recall 1995 with such a-fondness?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)

I saw a girlies bits!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)

\o/

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

I was 12, so I was probably trying to....

hang on, we had this conversation yesterday...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

No,

satnav's rubbish.

(evilsoc, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

That looks nothing like a sanitary towel

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

Sat Nav is for gays

I like my maps. There's a sense of achievement about using them too.

Unless you end up in Swindon.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)

what if you wanted to go to Swindon

for some reason?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

There is no good reason

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)

no one wants to go to swindon, ever!

and even maps are cheating

(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)

mine just says "here be dragons"

for everything to the north of Milton Keynes

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

Then you walk.

I mean who in their right mind designed Swindon's "magic roundabout"

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)

the same guy who came up with the tv show me thinks

(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)

I wish I had Sat Nav

When I am in the UK, my 1989 Haynes Map of the UK serves my purposes*.

* Not actually travelling anywhere

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)

*steals passport*

*burns*

AND STAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

I can't leave now, since you burnt my passport

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

You're still in the country now!?!?

agh!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

But from your scenario, I would have to be in the UK for you to steal my passport and then burn it. Unless you came all the way over to Berlin, broke into my house, stole my passport and then burnt it. Since I live here, then it would just mean less time spent watching bollocks telly, eating deep fried food and travelling on sub-optimal public transport :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

from the top

*Calls Stephan, arranges for Dixie chick's passport to be stolen*

*sends Dixie text message*
AND FUCKING STAY OUT!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)

:'(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

Yeah

but at least we're not surrounded by Germans!

/Not actually racist

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

Be careful, your silly walk and crudly-drawn black tache is showing

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)

John Reed? is that you?!

you didn't send a txt first!! how rude

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

sat nav is for those of teh mental retardation

a map is far better, and you can apply common sense to a map as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

Take your sexism back to the stone age

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)

*grunt*

my girlfriend can read maps. is this true for all modern-day women?

(evilsoc, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)

My wife lets me read the map

because it makes me feel important.

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

I'm allowed to read the map

because I'm not allowed to drive

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

One would assume so

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

a dangerous assumption i feel

(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

yikes!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

retro

chic

(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

SatNav...

is just giving the cunts ANOTHER reason to break into your car.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)

:¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

luvvly luvvly spam

get down there!!

(CHOPCHOP, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)

ooh, virus art

is that a new movement?

nice work

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

ooh

i live in cambridge, unfortunately i won't be in cambridge that weekend.

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)

excellent!

I hate the word monsta, but your art is cool

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

monsta monsta monsta

*smokes big cigar*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)

Tempting!

I have an interview in Hatfield the next day, but I'll be staying with my parents just down the road from Cambridge

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

it!

(CHOPCHOP, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)

If I can get insured on mum's car

I'll be there

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

Wickedy

I shall pop in and gaze upon it.

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NinjaTadpole hasn't made a thing for the board, lazy chump, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)

Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party

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dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)

omgomg inverse!!1!

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)

^this

and 'ning!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)

heya dbroon

oh, that^

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)

^t'other

'ning all

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)

how you doing on this far-too-early-morning?

/need more sleep

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

I'm ok,

rather sleepy too. I nodded off halfway through the new episode of heroes last night =/

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

'ning db!

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)

how do you do mugatu?

/rhymer blog

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)

not too bad!

Don't want to be at work... but that feeling never changes! How about your good self?

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)

meh

got talked into going out last night so i'm a bit cobwebby and lacking in hummus today. work seems like a bad idea.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

I went out last night too. But it was unbelievably quiet in town, so I went home after 2 drinks

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)

you drank 12 pints!?!?!?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)

yeah - but in one sodding huge jug!

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)

yes

it's always 100% effort, 100% of the time with me, obviously.

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dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

pffft

Sorry for being a bit harsh. But as i'm sure you can image, this compo has had it's fair share of 'lets inverse the pic' images so far.

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)

If that's really her in that profile pic

I'm willing to let her off

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)

bit ginger

but if she needs help "constructing" her "web page" i'm sure i can help

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)

You can never be too ginger

Unless you're 4dam...

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)

i didn't say "too"

just "a bit"

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

\o/

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)

^this!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)

That is very shallow

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)

It is. I'm sorry.

But at least it's honest.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)

the unashamedness of this post makes me love you

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

*grooms*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

meh, women use their boobs to get what they want all the time

'ning btw!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

'Ning

Not all of us.

Not intentionally anyway.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHA oh

'ning foxy

*fondles*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

Yeah, Freebs told me what you've been discussing

Ning

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

oh he did did he?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

Thats true. Men are just cowed easily

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

'ning

Didn't mean to offend.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)

Ning

Don't mind me, I haven't had any coffee yet.

I think I might stay being Militant Female all day though, it's kind of fun.

Now stop oppressing me and go and buy some Tampax.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

Go for it!

But get the coffee inside you. I love the stuff.

/burning bra blog

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

*burns bra*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

Oi, stop that!

It's my last one!

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)

THIS^

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)

she appears to be a girl

she has come onto b3ta. it's amazing it took this long to get groomed...

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

omgomgomgomg a r33l g1rl?!1 on b3ta?!?1

etc.

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

zomg!

(

new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)

And

not only this, but I have ALSO mastered photoshop's inverse function - a feat few have attempted and even less have succeeded in achieving.

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dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

YOU HAVE IT ALL

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)

Marry her. Marry her NOW!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)

*marries*

There. Satisfied?

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)

I wore my best red gloves

It was a lovely affair.

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dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

it's just a shame we don't have badges to hand out

*doffs cap*

(

new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)

for your profile :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)

updated!

That is, sadly, all the validation I need in life.

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dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)

ahem

dbroon

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)

yes

brooNed now.

(

dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)

yay!

and you're welcome

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

oh, we do

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)

I know.

Although she might be over 16 which would have put some regulars off

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)

hahahahaha

over 16, and a girl - that puts 4dam off

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)

Oh dear, how disappointing

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)

i cannot believe this lies. i am nothing, if not original.
:((((

(

dj chocolate sexual didn't get the memo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)

*hands over drawingboard*

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)

I hope it's new compo day

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)

me too dave

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)

me too Mugs

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)

me too tets

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

me too wheeze

cough, splutter.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

me too god

(er...)

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)

'ning muggles

CHEVRON!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

MEEP!

EDIT: D'OH! ruined it :(

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

twunt!

;)™

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)

:'(

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)

ah yah daft pansy!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)

CHEVRON! lolz

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)

evron

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)

chevron you say?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

so ctrl +i appears to be functioning then

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)

'ning Dixon!

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)

muggles!

*huggles*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)

*dances a merry jig*

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

*inserts a slippery fig*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

FIG ME UP BIG BOY!

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)

you fig me up

so i can stand on mooooooun~tains!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)

That ain't workin

That's the way you do it
get your money for nothing
and your figs for free

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)

got ta move these badly drawn wagons

got to move these colour CDCs!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)

How come I never get huggles?!

*gets paranoid*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

*huggles*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)

Cor! *spluffs*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

*also huggles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)

crivvens dth

wait until i'm finished eh!

prodding me in the back with your barbed cock! where's your manners?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)

*prod*

*prodprodprod*
Get a move on!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)

owowow

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

COR!

*honoured*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)

*adds a smurn for good measure*

Sheesh! 09:25 . . . I'm gonna blow me bandwidth by midday . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)

wow

*wipes off*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)

*Spazzes back and looks for Jessie saying "'ning Dixon"*

*doesn't find*
*comes back*
*squeezes your bot*

Hello darlin

*profit*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

haha

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)

*tickels*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)

*giggles*

'ning!

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)

Hahah, a fine point, well made

*enjoys*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)

*queues up*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)

'ning sexy hat :D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)

Photo by Rolfe

inverse by photoshop

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)

rolfemayo

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

black maonnaise! omg!!

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)

pfft!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

RACIST!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

*opens jar*

*sniffs*
*voms*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)

hahaha!

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)

Not sure if this is clever or stupid...

Meh; not gonna to make it with anyone, anyhow.

(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)

arf!

if you read it correctly, it doesn't make sense, but nicely done

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)

'ning brother

'ning all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

ning there chappy

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)

He looks like the type..

(uberflange, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)

Last call for the bunker people!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)

Who'd have thought this would become a bandwagon

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)

*hurries along*

room for a fatwallah?

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)

*checks ticket*

Hmm, seems to be fine, in you go but don't steal my blanket

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)

room for a tall one?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)

i'm tall if I lie on my back LOLZ

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)

*bounces*

*gets bored*
*eats jelly and ice cream*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)

*feeds blue smarties*

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)

hyper!

hype~hype~hyper HYPER

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)

*feeds class A's*

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)

Your ticket seems to have expired

Do you have any means of payment with you?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)

I've got some magic beans

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)

*digs own bunker*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)

don't dig there! sewage works. aaaaahhh the smell!

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)

*climbs back out from Mugatu's arse*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)

you need a shower

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)

*sniffs*

i think you could be right

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)

is there coffee?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)

I have a flask with me

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)

lovely

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)

Mugatu's on drinks duty this morning

Just watch he doesn't slip anything in there though, he gets lonely...

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)

haha! THE DATE RAPE IS ON ME!

/milkybar flid

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)

I'm only little,

And I have my own blanket and cake. Can I join?

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)

You don't have any bandwagons with you, do you?

If not, then you can come in

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)

*turns up all red faced and out of breath, flapping ticket wildly*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)

*opens door a crack to let in*

*slams shut again after Dixon*

Right, I'm locking up now, I think I'm going to have to have a nap

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)

is that seamen in your hair???

*carrys on digging better bunker*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)

hair?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)

sorry, my bag

bum fluff

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)

I have plenty of that

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)

Need a hand there?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)

NO!

*digs harder*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

*sticks foot in door to stop it closing*

*realises am in wrong bunker*

Hello?

...ello

...llo

...lo

...o........

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)

hello!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)

Tony?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)

*closes door*

*locks*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)

I can't see!!

help

p

why isn't there an echo any more? And what is that hissing sound?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)

*saunders from the same direction smoking a cigar cooly*

*hands Dixon £20*
I'll call you

ning!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)

I don't believe it - you short paid me again :(

*calls pimp*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)

What happened to mates rates?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)

These immigrants

always dropping their phones

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)

A belated 'ning all

The latest Zoo 'borrowings' are in my profile.

TgA got the star pic again.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)

'ning RG!

TGA do you mean? :D

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)

No he means Grand Theft Animation

Crime wins again. What a world we live in

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)

*whistles*

*ninja edits*

Sorry?

Not my fault just had my first sip of coffee:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)

curse you ninja! *shakes fist*

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)

The bastards didn't even keep

his aspect ratio!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

THE CADS!

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)

Then where's his Ipod, goddamn it?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)

No the person that sent it in as their own will get that.

The do offer, if you keep pushing and prove it is your work, give you something.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)

hooray

and they left his tag on as well.

well done archie, if you don;t want the ipod i'll give you 10 of the queens english pounds for it.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)

I'm still waiting

for my DVD recorder...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)

hah!

"plz lv cntry, thnx"

(

new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)

Hardly Photoshopped at all

Except for the red border. Not that kind of text, dear.

(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:23, archived)

is b3ta

a text?

www.b3ta.com/challenge/jimdavidson/

(hamstrungbarber chris, 1990, united kingdom, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:26, archived)

Haha!

(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:28, archived)

Yeah? cool

*yawns*

I'm gonna be in the Prof's bunker if anyone wants me, I don't know if he realises I have a key but I doubt he'd hold it against me

Edit: It's flame-proof, and he might have left a couple of Tim-Tams if anyone wants to join me

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:27, archived)

Oooh Tim-Tams

count me in

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:34, archived)

*clips ticket*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:36, archived)

I'm his son and have my own keys.

*saunters past*
'ning all.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:37, archived)

'ello ives.

If you go to "update profile", is there anything different below your profile description box?

if not, ignore this

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:40, archived)

ummm.... like what?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:44, archived)

Nevermind

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)

you are also his half brother

as well as his cousin

:D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)

'nings!!

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)

'bums!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)

early morning bummings!! What more could a man want?!

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)

may be some of the crumbliest flakiest milkiest chocolate

the stuff that tastes like chocolate
never tasted before

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)

*puts finger in poo hole*

*licks*

Hmm.. it certainly does taste like no chocolate i've tasted before

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)

Count me in too... but i'll pass on the Tam-Tams I think - they looks like Penguin biscuits, and they are poo.

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:37, archived)

fine by me

*scoffs mugatu's share*

someone flick the kettle on

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)

*flicks*

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)

*jumps*

*glares*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)

*flutters eyelashes*

(

mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:48, archived)

I've never had one, but apparently they just look like Penguins

Their taste is fabled ('specially with tea and clipped corners!)

*clips ticket*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:45, archived)

Is that the famous 'Tim Tam Slam' you're referring to?

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)

I've never had it :(

But that sounds about right.

Once it was a biscuit, and a cup of tea, but now it is... THE TIM-TAM SLAM

I must do this sometime, I fear that my very happiness depends upon it!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)

I was once told you could do it with a crunchie.

Bollocks! You can suck jack shit through a crunchie.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)

You bite the opposite corners off the Tim Tam

Dip it in your tea and suck the tea up through it. When soggy, slam the biscuit in your mouth.

An Australian taught it to me during presentation training.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)

Ah-hah!

A more detailed/specific version of what I'd heard, I thank you Miss.

...now I just need to locate the biscuits themselves!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)

copy/paste time

The Tim Tam Slam, also known as the Tim Tam Suck, Tim Tam Explosion, Tim Tam Orgasm, Tim Tam Straw, Shot-gunning a Tim Tam, or just plain Tim Tamming is the main form of Tea Sucking and involves biting off opposing corners of the Tim Tam and then using it as a 'straw' to suck up a hot beverage (usually tea, coffee, hot chocolate, or Milo) and then, just before the biscuit falls apart, it is placed in the mouth. The thicker chocolate coating on the Double Coat Tim Tam offers a more stable exoskeleton to help ensure the biscuit does not collapse prematurely. The Chewy Caramel variety also has an advantage for performing the Tim Tam Slam since the caramel centre helps to hold the biscuit together for a slightly longer time. The Arnott's company prefers the name Tim Tam Suck.

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)

as much as I like Tea, I prefer dunking biscuits in coffee for some reason.

And my fave biscuits for dunking are chocolate digestives, Hob Nobs, or even better - CHOCOLATE COATED HOB NOBS. Yum.

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)

pfft!

This is your captain speaking, I'm ejecting now.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:27, archived)

Eww.

Oh, ejecting...

(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:29, archived)

j r

'Nings!

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:30, archived)

Pfft

More 'nings mugu

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:35, archived)

ningalings KW!

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:37, archived)

*ejectulates*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)

'ning tetsuo

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)

good 'nings!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)

Sorry to TJ but...

I got a problem and you guys are probably the only ones that can help!

I got an interview this afternoon, and I had one more piece of work to add to my portfolio (the 'money shot' as it were), and the goddam file is corrupt.
It's a .psd file. Tattyshop just tells me it's not a recognised format. I've tried dropping it into Acrobat, openign it with other software, nothing...
It's on my flash drive, I've got no way of accessing the computer it was created on (that'll be my home one, I'm at work).
I've tried it on Mac and PC, but no joy.

My entire future rests on you guys hefty shoulders.

Please help.

w/y/h etc...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:33, archived)

Upload it and link us. maybe one of us can jig about with the file

Did you post it here? Maybe its on glassco.cx

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:35, archived)

Here's the file KW

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/psd/feartest.psd

Migrane coming on!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:41, archived)

Doesn't work for me I'm afraid mate.

Don't you back your work up?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)

Yeah...

It's backed up at home. I'm at work, and I'm going straight to the interview.
I've only got the file on my flash drive.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)

can't you slip away at lunch or something to sort it?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:48, archived)

I'm gonna slip away a bit earlier

and make it up tomorrow.

Not the start to the day I'd hoped for.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)

Don't worry about it.

Getting a new job will matter more in 5 years time than leaving an hour or two early in a job where they know you're leaving.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)

I really do think it's a case of finding a way to do without it

or going home for your backup

Edit: Not that it's much good right now, but I also email copies to myself of important things

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:49, archived)

try one of these

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=PSD+recovery&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

You got a mate that'll pick it up for you? Or can you develop explosive squits so you have to go home early?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:52, archived)

Ick *hugs*

I'm sorry, I can't think what else to try, but I'm sending good wishes your way!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:35, archived)

The trial version of this may help you

www.soft32.com/Download/free-trial/Advanced_PSD_Repair/4-187027-2.html

EDIT: Or it may not...i've never used it, so i'm not sure what the limitations of the trial version actually are

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:36, archived)

Thats much better than my idea

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:37, archived)

No joy....

"Failed to repair corrupt file"

Thanks though...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)

Do you have someone at home that could mail it to you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:44, archived)

No, the missus is at work

I think I may have to bite it on this one.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)

I always email stuff to myself as well just in case

Should be fine though mate. Good luck!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:47, archived)

I've tried quite a few things and can't get any of them to work.

I think your only hope is to somehow try and get the file from home

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:47, archived)

Threadjack away.

My post was a bit of threadwaste anyway.

(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:38, archived)

give up

obviously, god is actively trying to ruin your life

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:41, archived)

I knew there was a reason whyI hated him

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:41, archived)

If you're looking for a new job, just tell the people you're currently working for that you're sick and need to go home.

After all, you're about to quit, so there won't be any long term repercussions.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)

Thing is...

They know I've got an interview today, and I like my boss. I don't want him to think I'm a slacker. In fact I've just asked him if he's got any ideas.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:45, archived)

Well, if there's a friendship he'll let you go home - if you can establish that you still want what's best for the company then they should show you the same courtesy.

If he wants to be an arse about it then you shouldn't feel guilty.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:48, archived)

This

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:49, archived)

I think I'll slip away earlier than I planned and make it up tomorrow

Thanks to all who tried to help!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:49, archived)

You could always say you have additional material for your portfolio

Explain the problem and ask if they would like you to email it to them when you get back.

's what I did for my interview

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:49, archived)

Ooh, also this

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^ this

honesty best policy

i once went to one just after a flood had attacked my portfolio (back in the days when you showed the printed versions) - half the pages were missing/ruined, so i spent the interview saying 'now here was a rather lovely logo done for a clothing firm, looked a bit like...' then using a marker pen and whiteboard.

didn't get the job, somebody better did, but they phoned back to say they were very impressed with my bluffing skills, and was i interested in account management. i wasn't ;)

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:54, archived)

I managed to bluff my way through an interview by demoing a website that I hadn't made yet. I claimed that I hadn't been able to afford the hosting for the last few weeks but I'll email a copy after the interview.

I then went home and made it exactly how we talked about and got the job \o/

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:57, archived)

ooh

cheeky...well done!
now all you need is more of the same hummus...

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)

more of the same?

I wasn't aware I contained any hummus. I think I'm mostly starch based

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)

That is class!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)

I Think I'd given up on the interview by about halfway

I was kinda dejected after not getting the previous job I applied for so I just took the attitude of "whatever you want"

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)

haha SEND THEM BOOKS?!?!?!!1!?

It should read 'Illegal migrants to be deterred via SMS'

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:40, archived)

personally, i liked these:

first this:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/6422877.stm

then updated twenty minutes later with this:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6423659.stm

wiki lies? noooo! surely not?

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:50, archived)

They've started selling Reggae Reggae sauce though \o/

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)

I really should get round to buying some of that

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)

If only

(hamstrungbarber chris, 1990, united kingdom, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:13, archived)

Hahah, topical

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nice one!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:36, archived)

i like

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new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:40, archived)

It's Mofahahahah :D

I still love these

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Thanks :)

How are you this morning?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:43, archived)

Good!

*dances*

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AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:44, archived)

Thanks :)

And hello, and goodbye in a moment... I'm tired and I have to do work nonsense tomorrow.
Was it fun tonight? I haven't even had time to lurk.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:46, archived)

Slow, but several hahas.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:01, archived)

Ace as always!

I'm off to work, see ya in 20

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:46, archived)

And I'm back

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:26, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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\o/

*smiles and sunshines*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:40, archived)

brill work sir!!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:56, archived)

Alright be-yatches...

I'm back and you're all missing again. This half hour before you turn up...don't you realise how it rips me apart?!
You're heartless. HEARTLESS.

You should be in work early just to entertain me

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i'm here, i'm here

though i'm going to bed right now. it's 2:35 here. sweet dreams! er... have a nice day!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:37, archived)

*grabs ankle*

*holds tight*

*gets dragged across floor with each step*

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Same timezone here

my bed is calling too.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:41, archived)

Well you people just suck

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i'm here

for the next 5 minutes

then i'm off to work

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:54, archived)

Then dance with me mutster101!

Dance like those 5 minutes will never end!
Dance, spend these short bursts of life with intensity, like they will never happen again!

...or have a fwap

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*dances*

fwappage right before work isn't right

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:59, archived)

cor it is quiet innit!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:38, archived)

TOATS!

*hugs*

It's so quiet Toats, I'm scared! I'm going craaazy heere...

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*pounces*

I'm here! I'll jig for you to pass the time
*jiggady jigs*

'ningaling!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:40, archived)

*claps*

Shake it mo' YO!

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so whatcha got planned for today then?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:43, archived)

Nekkid hot-tubbing!

/highlight of day.

Heheh, hopefully a nice walk out or something (though I'm struggling to think of anywhere interesting), a nap if I don't make it, then dinner with friends this evening.
This part of the day is basically just trying to stay awake though, heh

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:44, archived)

Yay!

Hooray for this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:47, archived)

YES

YESYESYES

*contents*

Edit: YES!

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Reworks of popular memepics

thx

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:03, archived)

moosic!

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:41, archived)

I am here

Are those the remains of a girly night in?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 8:14, archived)

Maybe?

I was at work.
That's Ringo. He's a Raccoon

Never show a raccoon where you keep the snacks

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siiiiiiigh!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:01, archived)

they are saying

boobsboobsboobsboobsboobs

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:02, archived)

SHE NEEDS CAKE

Hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:03, archived)

LET THEM EAT CAKE

apart from the one 2 down and 3 to the right. she doesn't deserve cake

edit: *giggles quite alot*

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cupz, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:06, archived)

right then...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:10, archived)

hmm...

not as entertaining as the original author's...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:11, archived)

There's an Ash vector?

I sent a Gaz regarding that :)

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:28, archived)

I saw it, it was ace!

www.b3ta.com/board/6942246

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:49, archived)

It's top!

I was Gazzed with that and the desktop ;)

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:54, archived)

Noooo!

I won't have cake!
*avoids the cake*

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:17, archived)

I have frozen cake

IT IS COLD!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:34, archived)

BIGG JOHN WAYNE ANT AFEARED OF NO FROZEN CAYKE!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 6:50, archived)

BIGG JOHN WAYNE ANT FRAID A NOTHIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:42, archived)

I NEED CAKE!!!!

Arrrgh!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:49, archived)

NO CAKE!

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 6:59, archived)

If white is the new black, then where would the center of the universe be?

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:20, archived)

pfffft!

Well, there's a twist.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:21, archived)

SAY HELLO TO THA GAT, UH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:22, archived)

I'll woo that.

Woo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:41, archived)

Heh!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:48, archived)

Someone upstairs was singing Funiculì, Funiculà.

which always makes me think of this version:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_references_to_masturbation#Other_notable_examples

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:40, archived)

It is a very bad thing that I only know that song because of television adverts.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 6:07, archived)

SMASH IT! BASH IT! POUND IT ON THE FLOOR!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 6:13, archived)

teehee! and also...

TJ!
someone requested a picture of umm...err...whatsherface as Faith from Buffy...
can i just say, ~~this is teh hottest source pic EVER!?!?~~ PHWOAR!!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:01, archived)

Eliza Dushku..

looking a bit skinny in that photo, though.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:11, archived)

yesh...

it's the face area, really...

i just don't understand it...hmm...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:12, archived)

She was great as Faith, anyway.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:14, archived)

always my favorite

slayer. ^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:17, archived)

still would

might break her half but...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:27, archived)

ROWR!

the someone would be me :oD

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:29, archived)

Meh, I dont think she's all that

She doesn't give off the impression that she'd be good in bed. I'm better off taping a printout of her face onto my hand

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:33, archived)

hahah i dare you to look at her picture on her wikipedia entry

not nearly as flattering, i'd say

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:37, archived)

900k of scientology, CLICK

click

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:50, archived)

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:51, archived)

*poke*

greetings, mortal!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:07, archived)

'ning!

MUST YOU REMIND ME OF MY OWN IMPENDING DEMISE?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:10, archived)

YES!

AND WE MUST ALL TYPE ONLY IN CAPS LOCK TO MAKE
OURSELVES FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:27, archived)

CAPS LOCK?!

WHAT IS THIS VILE HERESY?

THE RIGHTEOUS PATH IS THAT OF THE SHIFT KEY ALONE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:30, archived)

to SHIFT

is a sign of indecisiveness

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:33, archived)

BeInG iNdEcIsIvE

aLlOwS mE tO bE fLeXiBlE.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:37, archived)

Hmmm.

YES, I THINK THAT IS ACTUALLY MORE ANNOYING THAN ALL-CAPS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:41, archived)

I Agree, as it is the stepping stone to glitterletters.

*shudders*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:43, archived)

I can handle glitterletters, I can't handle the random-caps.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:50, archived)

IT MAKES ME THINK ABOUT THOSE STRAIGHTEDGE CUMWADS AND HOW THEY SHOULDA BEEN DROWNED AT BIRTH.

or killed in the womb with knives

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:51, archived)

GIN HEALS ALL BIRTH-RELATED ISSUES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:57, archived)

mmmmm... gin.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:13, archived)

<blink><h1><font face="Comic Sans">

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:50, archived)

Orange text flashing on a magenta background?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:53, archived)

I SAW IT ON THE INTERNETS!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:54, archived)

^_^

i am all teh win!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:43, archived)

YOU ARE INCORRECT. TO SHIFT IS TO TRULY KNOW ONE'S SELF.

YOU WILL LEARN THIS ONE DAY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:43, archived)

MY LEFT PINKY FINGER IS AS THICK AS A MAN'S FOREARM.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:49, archived)

BY WHICH I MEAN PENIS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:52, archived)

I HAVE RECENTLY WORKED FOR A MINING COMPANY AS THEIR NEW DRILLING SYSTEM. ALL I NEEDED WAS MY PINKIES - I STRUCK DIAMOND.

WE FOUND THE WORLD'S BIGGEST DIAMOND AND AS THEY PUT IT ON DISPLAY, I SMASHED IT WITH A SHARP PINKIE-JAB, JUST TO PROVE A POINT.

THAT'S HOW WE ROLL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:52, archived)

MY BLOOD PRESSURE JUST WENT UP FROM READING THIS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:57, archived)

MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS SO HIGH THAT WHEN I GET A NOSE BLEED I CAN USE IT TO SPRAY GRAFFITI OFF WALLS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:02, archived)

NOT THAT I'D ACTUALLY DO IT, OF COURSE, BECAUSE GRAFFITI IS FREAKING AWESOME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:12, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:08, archived)

That is all kinds of special. Woo!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:46, archived)

well then!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 5:48, archived)

bindun?

How will Great Britian handle it? A romance that is taboo. He the future King, she already a Queen, with an attitude to match...

In this years must see remake of a Hollywood Classic - Guess who's coming to Dinner -

Wont Liz and Phil be surprised! Not the royalty the expected when Charles said - "I've met a Queen, and she's all mine!"

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:33, archived)

Ho ho!

I've just spent the afternoon bending my head around financial reports..
feel like I could scoop my own brains out.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:51, archived)

ha. poor sod. i sympathise

i'm testing an accounting system we've built to deal with inflation-indexed interest rate swaps. yee hah!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:00, archived)

*asplodes*

I AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN AN ACCOUNTANT.
WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO ME?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:06, archived)

if they can naively pretend they've given the job to you

they can save hiring a real one, save money and the boss gets a bonus leaving everyone else fucked off and with crap systems and info and leaving the boss with plausible deniability assuming s/he even cares enough to worry about it.

or maybe they're just picking on you.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:13, archived)

Well, this is voluntary work for my professional association.

SOMEONE'S gotta do it.. and I probably haven't fucked it up as much as some might have.

Probably.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:15, archived)

ah.

feel virtuous then :)

your reward will be in heaven then, mortal.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:17, archived)

AM I GONNA SEE GOD, MOMMY? AM I GONNA DIE?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:19, archived)

SMILE ON, MIGHTY JESUS. SPINAL MENINGITIS GOT ME DOWN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:42, archived)

WHY THEY WANNA TOUCH MY SPINE MOMMY? WHY THEY WANNA TOUCH MY SPINE?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:44, archived)

IT REALLY HURTS, MOMMY. MUCH WORSE THAN LAST TIME.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:52, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:09, archived)

haha

looks very wallace and gromit for some reason

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:14, archived)

*re-posts*

"Cracking tits, eh Gromit?"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:17, archived)

QUIT B3TA

YOU'VE JUST FUCKING PEAKED

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:16, archived)

bed for me...last one

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:28, archived)

Well, he's already wrecked a Mclaren F1

daft bastard

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:30, archived)

*steals bear*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:41, archived)

*steals beer*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:53, archived)

*makes bear do vomiting motion and nods to him as if he did it*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 6:03, archived)

no hummus

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:23, archived)

yes

woo
yay
almost a hoopla

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:29, archived)

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custard, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:19, archived)

Would

Both of them

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:20, archived)

Nice!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:25, archived)

2nd try...

Arf!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:27, archived)

tickly

undadare

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:28, archived)

Hahahaha,

took me a while to work that out :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:31, archived)

you need to tag your zippo post....kinda thing that gets nicked

minichevron yay

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:35, archived)

wow...

sudden childhood flashback

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:32, archived)

High cocking indeed!

Run little bears, run!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:29, archived)

Evening Squire!

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:15, archived)

my GOD!

is the one on the right massaging the left one's prostate?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:39, archived)

hehe

WOO, also TJ, what do you silly fuckers over there in englandland call Whiteout? (correction fluid)

/random national abuse blog

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:04, archived)

er... tippex.

unless you're referring to the snowstorms rarely found outside the arctic circle.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:07, archived)

correction fluid stuff?

tip-ex

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:08, archived)

correction fluid is the description we'd use, with Tip Ex being the well knows brand

i.e. most people erroneously call the stuff Tip Ex even if it's made by someone else.

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mugatu, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 6:59, archived)

I have had a very long conversation about this before

In most parts of Australia it is called Liquid Paper, but sometimes in Tassie you'll hear people call it Quink. Apparently a lot of New Zealanders also call it Quink.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 7:06, archived)

3D dicks?

Sounds like I should be involved...

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:18, archived)

thats a big 'un!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:30, archived)

Is it?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 4:07, archived)

SHALLA WALLA DING DONG.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:29, archived)

wibbly!

woo!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:33, archived)

oops, i'll try that again

Click for bigger (157KB)

BEFORE: www.b3ta.com/board/6929166

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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:19, archived)

hahah sexcellent

Woo

EDIT: HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!!!

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Lord Aerixis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:19, archived)

Woo to your pyromachinations

So thats what the fire brigade is for!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:22, archived)

shit. hang on.

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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:23, archived)

Hahaha!

Ace!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:22, archived)

Go on! Put it back!

It's a manual* animation.

*Scrollbar

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:27, archived)

thumbnailed

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Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:29, archived)

cheat LiaR

refuses to accept horizontal scrolling as animation....too much work involved to make it work

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 2:30, archived)

*beats with a flip-book*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 3:31, archived)

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