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# Save me!
This is what a St Paddy's day hangover has reduced me to
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# it's still a good one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# wow
it's spacktacular in firefox
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I just realised
previews in internet explorer are LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# oh yes indeed
IE is cock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Lo matey
How's the weekend going?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)
# ^ this ^
Internet explorer is ALL about a dirty bill of goods

edit: Bill Gates, "Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! , don't use firefox, we have tabs too now, and and and, we almost have the PNG thing down!"
(meh!)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# To be fair. He doesn't run Microsoft any more
And has put a stupid amount of money and time into helping people.

He's still a cnut though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)
# is it finally running itself?
A-la Skynet?
I'm big Terminator movie buff.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)
# people who ask that
have a nasty habbit of dissapearing
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Well they say they're making T4!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)
# that wouldnt be that bad
7 foot death machine comes at you guns blazing then it stops, its eyes go blue and you can just kick it over and walk away
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
good call
(oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)
# I'm sure if I had 30 billion dollars
donating 400 million here and there would not exactly be arduous...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# no spluh
Firefox all the way
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)
# :/


*edit* For non uk residents

The cunt walking away is a guy called Ian Huntley who murdered two young girls by drowning them in a bath at his house. He denied murder and tried to say they drowned accidently. Real scum.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha
You are a god amongst n00bs :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# what what?
?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# i'm afraid i don't quite understand your picture.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I think it's to do with sodomy in prisons.


(Agent Orange, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)
# heh!
1915 A Missouri appellate court is the first to decide that being called a “cock sucker” was actionable as slander.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)
# he was better than Scooch.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Haha
was just going to make that link myself
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 18:10, archived)
# I like you.
You're a good'un. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Slade
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Site Much?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Pfft!
Bit of hero worship eh? :P
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# now that i've done a couple, yes
they're surprisingly tricky
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Spade!

Arf...
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)
# SLAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDEEEE!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Oh Eddie, has it really come to this?
(Agent Orange, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Eddie Murphy
has exceeded all my expectations.

My expectation was that he would turn into an unfunny cunt immediately after releasing "Dr Dolittle".

I have been proven right.

He was so fucking good in older films too...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# You still want him:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *sharpens killing knife*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# What ever turns you on:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Oh hush :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# The film's tag line is...
"Have you ever made a really big mistake?".
(Agent Orange, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# pfft!
well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I still
watch his 'Raw' performance frequently

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# haha
woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# pfft Kermode would be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Hmm.
I wonder...


playing around with gif speeds...
I'll delete them if they're too nauseating.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# DISTURBING.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# i love a good spack - blyurrgghhh!
but others tend to whine and usually end up with sand in their vaginas!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# That's a strange coincidence
Just as I took my shoes off a strange smell came into the room!

What are the chances of that?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Synchronicity !
I just put on my shoeses, and squashed a frog.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:17, archived)
# egad!
as i did up my frog i was a shoe in at the squash courts!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I have a big scar going up my leg from school
I was running backwards on a cross country run, slipped on a squashed frog on the road and landed on barbed wire.

/FACT
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)
# why were you running backwards?
also, poor froggy.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Coz it was less monotinous
than running forwards. Some nice woman gave me a lift back to school and I drenched her seat in blood.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# The first one
has greatest spack factor, the other 2 have greater Fear factorses
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# the middle one is optimum
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I feel sick
just sick... er woo!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# She loves teh flowerses

Biggar!! (250k ish)
if anyone finds this remotely MSFW i shall linky
EDIT: Hah! MSFW?! i meant NSFW :P
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Mmm ppl laydeez:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Mainly Safe For Work?
Should be :)

She's rather lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Poor girl left her bum at home though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Hmm...
Might just look that way because she's bending over?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Aye
This is also her (218k)
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I actually like her less from that angle :/
Not sure why really...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Still be bit skinny for my liking.
Not that I'm not saying that she's beautiful though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)
# *goes out with Brain_Error*
*likes skinny* :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I think that the whole weight issue
depends on the individual. But curvy doesn't have to mean fat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Agreed.
Although in classified ads, curvy ALWAYS means fat.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# I never really look at those:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# seems like mum really liked her gift.
happy mothers day.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:07, archived)
# god she`s skinny!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:15, archived)
# horrah for the one-man-meme
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Very nice.
Looks like she's dying for a pee though.

And why do I always misread your name as "King of Breasts"
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)
# who are they
This time the answer is in the form of an animated gif
Have a look here and here if you don't know what I'm babbling on about.

click on the pic for the answer



HINT!! --- EDIT: they both make up a casual meme on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)
# the hoff?
and wacko jacko?
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Half right
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Hoff and another Jacko?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# the hoff
and tom jones?
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Some chic & the Hoff?
Dunno, too tired.
Good night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Uhura & Shatner?
Teh Hoff & Jeanette Krankie?
Moira Stewart & Huw Evans!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# 1/6 th right :P
Teh Hoff is one of them
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# michael j fox and michael jackson?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# no, but I'm curious about that now :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:04, archived)
# it is hoff
and the kid from diff'rent strokes, right?
(look to your cow for the warning, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Yup. Winner!
Teh Hoff, and Gary Coleman
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:08, archived)
# ithankyewverymuch.
never saw the show though.
gud morf.
(look to your cow for the warning, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:12, archived)
# The Hoff and Gary Coleman?
(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:08, archived)
# correct!
Ok, so, since 'look to your cow for the warning' couldn't guess the name, you are the official winner :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooo
(look to your cow for the warning, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Damn, you've been stiffed!
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:14, archived)
# yeah...
there's no love here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I was thinking that
But then I went naaaa, that would be just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# personally,
i don't see how people guessed teh Hoff. After working on the pic, it became difficult for me to see the mid-frame with a fresh objective perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Woooo!! :)
What do i win?
(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# You will
not be billed for your 120th post!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# the animation syncs perfectly
with 'the spirit of man' from jeff wayne's war of the worlds
to which i am currently listening to.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# this is exactly what i feel like right now.

except instead of mescaline it's an ungodly amount of alcohol.
(repost.)
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha
quiet night huh?

I've had a complete bender of a weekend:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# you're the rabbit right?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# no i'm the NO2.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# N2O
If I could all caps a chemical formula, I would.

EN-TWO-FUCKING-OH!

N=N=O (except the first bond has partial triple bond character)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_dioxide (NO2 is a poison)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrous_oxide (N2O is laughing gas)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# dude i don't care.
i'm sorry, that's just not the most important thing to me right now.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)
# fair enough
hope you feel better soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)
# thank you.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# No2 is a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Say No 2 NO2.
/Grange Hill
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# No!
*shoots up*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)
# *shoots*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# *eats & leaves*
Off home now. T'ra. :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Buggers...
damn you alca-ma-frol!
/hungover too blog :(
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I love the 'arm' bottle.
and I have felt like that many a time.

Much woo to you.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Sunday fluff....
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# That is simply
BIZARRE!
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Why thankyou....
...i think
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Whoah!
This will haunt me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I'd check your cat's pedigree if I were you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Nothing wrong with my cats pedigree,
alright "chum"?




* apologies for poor dog food brand name related pun *
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Do you "win a lot" of prizes for your animations?
Sorry...
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)
# No....
i keep getting told they're not "As fit as a Butcher's dog"................ this is getting tenuous isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Don't be so hard on yourself, Chap
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:50, archived)
#
OK Pal...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Totally,
this kind of humour isn't really "pal"atable for the board.

Sigh...
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)
# well i do declare..
I think someone just urinated in my brain... ^^
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# How about this?
www.raw-dogs.com/images/cover.jpg

The poor thing doesn't look especially impressed by his dinner tonight :-o
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:53, archived)
# that's a crufty one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I like that.
Reminds me of The Thing.
(look to your cow for the warning, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Artists Live Longer
click for pic

[You need to be aware of Golden Virginia tobacco I feel to fully appreciate this :)]

... PixelHug is my DeviantArt ID

[edit: Look down for insesent whining]

mod edit: well, you could take some of the advice
(mrnathan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Wow!
That's even bigger than my cock-related animation below!
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)
# ...
Size counts ...
(mrnathan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Not on b3ta it doesn't.
nick this if you must...


14k
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)
# well then ...
i assume there's no problem :p
(mrnathan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Wrong.
Your picture is 101kb. Otherwise known as "fucking huge, you cunt".

The picture above is 13kb. Use that one instead.

You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ...
I feel you missed the ambiguity of the comment, but thanks for your insight (i grabbed the original from the deviantArt post and couldn't be assed to recompress, but if i knew u were gonna wet urself over it i would have gone to the trouble)
(mrnathan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Read the FAQ before posting on b3ta.
It prevents flamewars such as this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Please don't use 'text speak'
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# He's really pushing it, isn't he?
Huge image, textspeak, and a cunt to boot. Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:35, archived)
# May I refer you to this thing called the English language.
Good post just a bit smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:30, archived)
# ...

It's true, you know.
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# you post isn't good
you stole it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# ...
;) im aware of the english language, i was playing off of your ambiguity, maybe you need the introduction :)

Thanks all the same
(mrnathan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# except you can't spell "incessant" :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Worryingly,
you were the only one who noticed. Now, where's my dicktionhairy?
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I had noticed
but having googled the 'insesent' it appeared rather frequently , so I assumed it was an American bastardisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)
# googlefight he say:
insesent v incessant

okay, I'm bored of this topic now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:00, archived)
# or
one could say that its incessant

/austin powers laugh
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# or indeed
"assed" the term dear boy you were looking for was Arsed.
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:55, archived)
# May I refer you to the double negative.
hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# yes.
";) im aware of the english language, i was playing off of your ambiguity, maybe you need the introduction :)"

is fine artist speak for:"bollocks you noticed, i wish i did"

i hate fine artists, all of you. go back to your gin soaked hell holes, then shut up and paint
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Oh for the love of
If b3ta's going to turn into Never Mind the Full Stops, I'm going to 4chan with the paedos.
(look to your cow for the warning, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:18, archived)
# i only needed telling once.

my fingers are yellowing fast in my attempt to live longer..
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# You're thinking of arsonist:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# smallar!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# That's some good compression right there.
Ooh yeah! That hits the spot.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# garrr
you youngens with png crush
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Exactly!
Woodcutting are still the best!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# even smallar!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hahahhahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
# worsar!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# indeed

Captain bowler hat says used indexed pallets, you cunts





(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# incessant, shirely
pedantry as well as whining what more do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Yes
That is a bit biggity!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)
# And almost as big as my cock
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# than what?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)
# ...
Hamsters :)
(mrnathan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)
# ...
Weebles :-D
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Weeble hamsters!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# i'll let you know.
*rolls fag
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# ...
You realise that your reply is more than double the size than my pic :P ... i hope that irony was intended ...
(mrnathan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Yes.
But it's animated and contains more than four colours.

Read the fucking FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Read the fucking FAQ.
Alanis
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# ppfftt
as for being an animation student swallow this an gag on it
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Ha ha...
...arrrgh!
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:32, archived)
# HAH!
hi cockalorium!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:46, archived)
# cockalorium?
/already googled:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:52, archived)
# That's too big for the board
and you're clearly aware of that and not prepared to do anything about it. So bye bye.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)
# ^this.
/ignore
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:48, archived)
#

smelly non-FAQ reading poo face you!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)
# *ahem*
'incessant'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# It had to be done
(prodder This crack's really moreish, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Any kid would be cock-a-hoop to get this for Christmas!
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# And our survey said *BING*
winnah!

Oh and compo it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Oh god
the frame rate is doing funny things to my face
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# That's called an orgasm:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)
# haha
funny
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)
# You sound like that kid off of Indiana Jones
'Haha. You very funny'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)
# no comment
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)
# RRRRRRRRRRRRIKI!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)
# HEYA GEOFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)
# that`s an impressive squirt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Reminds me of this...


Genuine sandpit, photographed in a toyshop window.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)
# You mean a "gland" pit, right?
No? Oh ok... (shuffles away)
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)
# you mean "gland spit" surely
(.... shuffles to other corner)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)
# that's not a sandpit
where do you put the sand?
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)
# It's the lid of the sandpit
I think the idea is that you build a castle in the middle of it, and fill the moat with "water"
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I'll fetch the "hose"
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)
# glands thatch? :)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Pffft Have a woo:
(WiggZ, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Looks like we're on the B3tan track, eh....
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)
# want one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I likey.
I likey so much that Wildheart Baby and I made it.
sorry about the wmv-ness and biggity :$
~8Mb of good fast cock-action

:D

edit: sorry about abrupt end. cocks aren't good for the racing, the cars kept "spluffing" off the track :(
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Ha ha brilliant!
And it's good to see you've got some beer handy for some post-Paddies Days inebriation!
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# or perhaps "glans hatch"?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# .
"glans" is the correct spelling
(I helped save b3ta! evil_chutney, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
# sorries

but I ams bored
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# pffft up a penguin
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# hehehehee
each with a hint of magenta! woo sir!
and hallo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
# helloes miss
'ow dos?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# i'm okay
freezing cold at my mum's house.
MAKE THE HEATING WORK! );
how're you pet?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Yeah it's the order of the rightious magenta phallus,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Sisters of Perpetual Magenta Hangers?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Raaar!
and a 'ow dos? to you too sir
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Not too shabby.
And you'sen?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# So what ya want for your birthday?
So far I'm thinking some blu tack or a paperclip:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Woooo!!!!!!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
# is it end of the world time?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
# ALF!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
# cool
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)
# NUNS, PENGUINS, NUNS PENGUINS, NUNS PENGUINS
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Irezumi Boy
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# is he here to fight this?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone fancy a game?

click for large
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
# pfft
Nice lurkage:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# *disappears back behind the net curtain*
adds to notebook
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Dont do that! Unlurk.
Embrace the kittenocity of B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)
# nice sculptage
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Where do you lot hide?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Hehe
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
# that's ace
post more often, dammit
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# lovely
and lurky!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)
# nnnnishe
extra marks for using mister sheen on the table ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Irene Handl and Arthur Negus, Haight Ashbury, 1969, surprised at the actions of a nearby dog.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
# i recognise that
that's "standard issue spliff for b3ta tattyshopping"

edit: woo, by the way. that's just the right kind of mental
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# *gives standard spluff*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# um...okay...
You bastard! You're responsible for that jumping man-boob man.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# i approve.
*approves*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I done gone did a picture.

/Relurk
(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# that's lovely
she's being chased by a BBC weather symbol
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Most terrible of all the things to be pursued by
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Not so much a BBC weather symbol...
more a stunted blue cock sans jap's eye but with the added bonus of leaking ball baggage.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)
# *Grabs*
GET BACK! You can have a woo as well.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)
# My first woo!
I feel all fluffy now :)
(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Not so painful posting is it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
# As it appears to be pretty slow today, have this one too.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Holy crap
What in the name of all that is unholy is that?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# It was equally as scary
if not more so before.

images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000024Z3.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# haha
that's terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# sweet baby jeebus!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Is there a diabetic option?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Oh, Shiggy!!!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Heh
Needs lickage
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# No
You're thinking of Zelda:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Apologies
Lack of alcohol does this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# That's OK
As your priest I advice a penance of 20 Bloody Marys
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I wish
Got another 3 weeks to go. Can I collect interest?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Why 3 weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Lent?
(Ballunatic, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Bingo
House, full card in one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Lent?
Nought wrong with borrowing beer:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Heh heh
Believe me, Easter Sunday I will take you up on those 20 :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I always felt sorry for baby Jeebus
Born of Christmas day and died on Easter. Can't have been but a couple of months own when he popped his clogs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# and sniffage
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# i was gonna make him suck his finger afterwards
but it was too much like hard work, plus it was 3 in the morning.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Fair enough then
But this excuse won't wash next time.

:-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# how disturbing
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# poor thing, he's stuck
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# the poor kitty
i knew that bloody woman was mean to kittins
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I have no idea who she it.
But that kitten is doing some bad 80's rave dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# it's Jordan isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Must have been a heavy botox week then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# i was guessing
that the boobies had been 'digitally enhanced'
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Or she was made smaller:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# there's not enough of her to do that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I think I can just make out the words
actual size on the image:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
it's so true!
he needs glowsticks!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# It's called the kitten take out menu
Big fish
Little fish
Cardboard box:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# pfffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# poor li'l fella
fetch the bolt cutters, we'll soon have him out of there
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# haha
poor critter
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# what
a way to go
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hahahahaaa!
Dont worry!
I'll save him!
*dives in*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Nicely
But God how I hate her
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Logging on and seeing this
makes my day :)

After'ning everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# hehehehe :D
poor wee thing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# He's loving it!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# haha poor wee mite
hiya Bri! how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)
# hello mate
sorry was just away from the board
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:36, archived)
# hahahaha, that's ace
nicely done sir, and congrats on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:02, archived)
# this
has to be photo shopped surely? i mean, they dont make snakes that big do they?
(bacneman, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Aaaaaaw
The poor little thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# This picture is the only decent use for Jordan
woo^2
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Which was photoshopped...
The cat or the breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! geekchic, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)
# aww, perr wee mite!
congrats on fp!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 18:33, archived)
# The saddest thing
is that when she was 19 she hadn't had any "work" done, and she was certifiably gorgeous. Now she just looks rough as a badger's arse. Terrible to see what the misinterpretation of some mythical feminine ideal (which doesn't exist in the first place) can do. The girl's damaged.
Anyone who reads Heat magazine - this is your doing. Stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 1:44, archived)
# Hear
hear
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# ^This
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha!
Poor kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 2:02, archived)
# I blame Jolly Jack
The poor kitten obviously read that Sequential Art cartoon with Helga and the hamster and wanted to try it for himself.

Remember kids - JJ is a trained professional! Don't try this at home!
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# My work is getting noticed
Here is the first of a collection of pics for a local bar, of their bar staff. Enjoy!


(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# crivens!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# ^^^
What he said!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# wow
that's super!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I didn't think we were allowed to post pictures on /board anymore
At least that's what it seemed like to me...
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# And how many pictures have you posted?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Two...
But I was referring to the fact that the last two or so posts down below aren't pictures.
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Heh
I'm just feckin with ya.
People can post what they like as far as I'm concerned. Even Fanj. tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
# where is this bar?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# It's here...
www.roadhousemaidstone.co.uk/

In Maidstone, Kent.
(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# swish
the pic is ace by the way. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# ahaha,
"Maidstone's baddest bar" is quite a claim - there certainly used to be some shit ones!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# there should be more bars like that one!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# chicks that give you beer.
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I think
I should be drinking at your pub!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# they're happy at you reducing the colours in a picture?
some people are easily pleased

woo for finding a gullible bar :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# No.... it's a vector, not a simple colour reduction.
These will eventually be used on canvas dotted around the bar (with some possible changes here and there). The original photos will be on the website, or for advertising purposes.
(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I can tell from a mile away that is NOT a vector
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Oh shame on you, you doubter!
here is the link to the larger version...

www.thestarglider.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/trixi_large.jpg

And the snapshot of photoshop on my poota with the file open...

www.thestarglider.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/desktop.jpg

Require any more proof?
(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# if you're serious about doing vectors then use Illustrator and not photoshop
you'll notice the difference, Illustrator is a vector program, the only vector that Photoshop can output is type. Everything else remains bitmap when saving.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
# What?
No apology for accusing me of simply colour reducing a picture, and not actually putting in some hard work on a picture?

I'm no pro, and one day I will move onto Illustrator, but I would still like some retraction to you saying what I did was essentially cheating.
(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I'm not going to opologise for saying it isn't a vector..because it's not
it's a bitmap..get over it


and if you can't take criticism then you're in the wrong fuckin' business
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Ah but...
...it's not a simple colour reduction, so you could at least swallow your pride and admit you were wrong on that point!

Somehow I don't think I will be getting that though, so I will have to sit here happy in the knowledge that you were wrong.
(Starglider is a rare breed of alien, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)
# good luck with that then.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)
# My Grandma, what big eyes you have:P
How's your Sunday shaping up mate?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# not bad..not bad

just trying to organise my graphic design work for college, I've got a busy final 11 weeks in front of me :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Yeah I know what graphic courses are like
But can your liver take the next 11 weeks:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)
# haha it's held up for 3 yrs.....so far
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)

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