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# I know its sad...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:59, archived)
# it's like watching a wasp on a nettle
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:00, archived)
# wha??
never heard that term before! :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)
# either way
someone is going to get stung
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:11, archived)
# you win the internet
combining two memes into one

it's over now, we can go back to sleep by the fence
(I helped save b3ta! Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:38, archived)
# consider yourselves warned: the foof is awake.


so i'm on my computer, and my mum calls me out to help her with something.
she can't get the internet to work. mine is working fine, so i look at her
computer.
"oh. your ethernet cable isn't plugged into the modem."

"oh. ok." she fiddles with the cable for a bit.
"where does it go?"

"The only available port on the back of the modem, mum."

i need something to bash my head against...stat!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Here, use this hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)
# mmm...
...stabby
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Made with the best pieces of SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Another 3 ...
Xara X3 Seven Shape Vector - Ammbivalance As A Gesture





(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:51, archived)
# ;)
Ageing old has-been 'actress' / 'singer'..
Dead A-Team fella
Coke-head
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:54, archived)
# i thought it was jimmy saville
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:55, archived)
# oh ok in your head..
/hmpph blog
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Nah, number 2 is Jimmy Savile, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:55, archived)
# howz about that guys and girls ...
the man (or woman) got it
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Both flavours of b3tan got it!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)
# tuna
and cheese and onion
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:06, archived)
# yeah I was thinking that...
/liar blog
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:59, archived)
# 2/3, I'd say No. 2 was Saville
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:56, archived)
# haahah
/undead jimmy saville
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:58, archived)
# tehe
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Brian May's giant super massive eye
and the last one's a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:56, archived)
# And one final one before I finish for the day ...


I think he's a cunt!

There's gonna be 100 of these and also started working on a nice flash screen saver of them all where the morph into one another ... will post a download load link when done!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:07, archived)
# The line up
for the new A-Team movie?
*purchases twelvety tickets
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:52, archived)
# something my GF snapped at waitrose in Southsea
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)
# PRST!


I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:37, archived)
# PMO
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:37, archived)
# rofl
(JadeFalcon, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:14, archived)
# fail for not rearranging them to say PIGTIT
/best i could do
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:38, archived)
# What the bloody hell are you doing here?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Being fabulous, and all talk and no post.
Spying on nefarious persons. And being more fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:45, archived)
# How fabulous!


/unlurk
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I KNOW!
And hello, my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Hullo miss
haven't seen you here in some time

must've been me though

I feel like this is a nice spot to pearoast my early morning helipuppy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:50, archived)
# I've not been here much.
There seems little point as I don't post much.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:54, archived)
# I haven't posted much lately
but it's always nice to see others doing some work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:03, archived)
# ha thats ace
'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:59, archived)
# 'ning
and thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Did she move them herself?
It's funnier if she didn't...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)
# nope
she promises me that is how they lay them out, head into your local waitrose and see if they have the same layout there
is not a viral ad for waitrose
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:45, archived)
# It looks alphabetical
Misplaced "P" perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Wee.
You could also make MIMSI - assuming there's a second I behind the first.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:43, archived)
# If there's an A somewhere she can make the word "rapist"
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Bound to be one for 'Assam' surely?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:45, archived)
# I thought it looked like herbs and spices
Allspice, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Haha, oh, I am such a blind silly!
I automatically assumed they were tea boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:55, archived)
# gimpmo
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Ian Bothofam
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Ian Bothers Ham
I imagine Ian Botham rogering a pig, dead of course
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:35, archived)
# I've actually seen that happen.
In Australia. He was drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Not often you see a drunk pig.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:37, archived)
# You've never
been to Blackpool have you?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:38, archived)
# He looks a bit like Gary Lineker.
He looks a bit like Gary Lineker.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)
# more bored waiting to go to pub
this time I eat my headphones and vomit up a phone

www.b3ta.com/rob/phone.mov
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:27, archived)
# bloody spammers
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
www.b3ta.com/links/
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:27, archived)
# i had no idea you were manley
/wool-over-eyes blog
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Hello.
I am Manley!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Hello.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)
# *gasp*
Seriously!? I never knew*

*may be lie
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:39, archived)
# *muah!*
*muah!*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Was that kisses?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:44, archived)
# he's a cunt in sheeps clothing :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:42, archived)
# I prefer them the other way 'round
good evening p69-man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:52, archived)
# lo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:01, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:28, archived)
# GQ2?!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)
# yeah it's not moved for a while
/updates update thingy
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Boo!
At least it's further on than I thought it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)
# anything to see yet?
I loved GQ1 mate
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)
# n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:28, archived)
# charming!
Now eat some pennies, and cough up some tenners!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Thats Disgusting!
and so is the whole "eating headphones and spewing out a phone" thing you're doing too
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)
# you are a deeply ugly man
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)
# I can imagine that has little nutricional value

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)
# That's why he sicked it back up.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:51, archived)
# W00t!
(I helped save b3ta! Spolodaface Is just about adequate with Photoshop, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
This!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:37, archived)
# And why not?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:34, archived)
# alwight luv
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)
# ello Dave!
*pecks on cheek and gropes bum*

Y'alright petal?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:40, archived)
# oh gawd
what could be done with those few precious frames of the MP3 player

hmmmmmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:35, archived)
# haha!
but isnt that ment to be in links? would to think what would happen if you had food poisoning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:37, archived)
# My GOD you're ginger, REALLY REALLY ginger
not that there's anything wrong with it, just an observation
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:35, archived)
# aww, bless!
you look so pleased with yourself at the end

*pats on head*
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Not very funny but
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Spolodaface Is just about adequate with Photoshop, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:25, archived)
# ;)

(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Argh!!1one
t3h sans! etc
(Wombatovic, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:28, archived)
# gotta love
image shack for their shit hosting!! good pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:52, archived)
# image shack...
TESCO VALUE!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:54, archived)
# quick-n-durrr-dee
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Achondroplasty McBeal?
I would still tell someone else that I still Would. I just Wouldn't.

EDIT: Can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Calista Flidhart
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:23, archived)
# yeah baby
that's what i'm talkin' about
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:28, archived)
# That looks really terrible
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Like my tagging?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)
# yeah!
hadn't seen that yet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Still bloody
would!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:51, archived)
# I suppose you think that's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:54, archived)
# For fucks sake!!
I really shouldn't find that funny. ;) HULL PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:56, archived)
# You evil bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:06, archived)
# lots of surf bums down where I go to see my daughter...
but plenty that are not so fearless as they like to make out....

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:03, archived)
# That text makes no sense at all
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:04, archived)
# ickle small kids
have mittens instead of gloves

(doesn't see confusion)

are you a surfist then? real ones are OK cos they can do the skillz that i can not. Plenty of BS'ers though who say they can triple concave in Mounts Bay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:09, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:10, archived)
#
I can triple concave in Mounts Bay.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:19, archived)
# I can mount triple cons in bay's cave
(I helped save b3ta! Clive the Panda ... me likey likey bamboo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:42, archived)
#
I'm triple concaving in Mounts Bay as I type.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:12, archived)
# i have to wear the neoprine gloves on foamies
because i'm allergic to the foam

/still incable of standing on a surfboard after three years but love it anyway blog
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:07, archived)
# bored whilst waiting to go to the pub
www.b3ta.com/rob/penis.mov

I'd ani gif it, but photoshop has DIED
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
top!

and because I'm bored (and not just been an arse kisser in the hope that it'll get me a free advert for my book in next weeks newsletter) here's a 230k one if you want it:
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/penis.gif
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:55, archived)
# After seeing that
I'll forget you are ginger and try to make love to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:55, archived)
# I don't think you mean that
THIS will put you off him forever (sfw)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I invented that trick sonny me lad
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:59, archived)
# dagnabbit
!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:59, archived)
# That's great
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# very nice sir
like the knife appearing

have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# .mov?
what am I supposed to do with that?

this bloody machine won't play anything but embedded flash videos and only if they're flash 7 compatible

it's not another video of your cock is it?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# just for you - uploaded to youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE1tbQw7Swc
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:58, archived)
# grand!
needs a bit of music, perhaps steptoe and son?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Hmm, youtube
I was just wondering yesterday if I should get a youtube account
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Best one yet
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:58, archived)
# it's blue
so i assume it's not his
SPOILER ALERT:::


the baby is blue too, so likely not his
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:59, archived)
# looks fun in reverse
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:57, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:58, archived)
# hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:58, archived)
# happy b3ta day
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:02, archived)
# For me?
Awww you should'nt have. But i'm glad you did.
/sniff
*wipes away a single tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Best.Thing.Ever
nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Spolodaface Is just about adequate with Photoshop, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)
# .
Finally! It's here! Get yours now before Ratner says something to push the price up...
(Factorandvibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)
# You know what?
I don't think Windows is that bad.
(Adrian Monk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Wha?
No, it's crap. Adware, Spyware, and it takes 20 minutes to load, because some pillocks at microsoft think it's a good idea to load everything when you boot your laptop, so it usually takes around 20 minutes.

The mac at my office is already running Final Cut or AVID in that time.

Wash your hands mate - you've got windows on em! XD
(Factorandvibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:02, archived)
# my laptop takes about 28-30 seconds to warm up
It's called turning off start-up programs and not downloading so much porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Clive the Panda ... me likey likey bamboo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Moments in history badly done with Muppets
(ntmb, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
crop that to 280 and it's a front pager surely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:46, archived)
# And it would be under 50kb too
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:47, archived)
# meh, if massive anims are ok on a friday afternoon
I don't see why this should matter
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)
# My goodness!
Noel Fielding went to the same college and me and manwife!

I didn't know that!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)
# At the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Doubt it
He's got 11 years on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)
# coo, he'd have been a fair few years above you
I think he's even older than me! (surely not possible)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:55, archived)
# same age
If your myspace is owt to go by.

So I doubt he'd have bee there when I was. Manwife only was because he had to redo part of his degree.

AAAAANYWAY! Byeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# done and done...
:)
(ntmb, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Could be optimised to be smaller
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:46, archived)
# haha
that's really good - I'm going to like this.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:47, archived)
# mememememe?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:47, archived)
# yes
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
Is that Animal over there in the book repository?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:49, archived)
# That's the place where they use novels for enemas...
sorry, that's the Book Suppository
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Hahaha and awwww
I like Beaker :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:05, archived)
# i'm useless
but the bloke sitting next to me did this
(harrypsauce, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:39, archived)
# My manager was looking over my shoulder then.
Thank fuck she's innocent.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:40, archived)
# just cos it's friday and I'm skint


the tag is the credit for the original photo, by the way. left it on cos it's some nice photographing innit.
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:38, archived)
# mopey Mr Albarn
you'd have thought with his billions he'd cheer up and stop being so awkward

Well shopped by the way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:39, archived)
# what do you mean shopped?
arf, cheers :)

p.s. I'm buying your book when I get money, and making everyone else buy it too.
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:41, archived)
# sweet! hope you like it
It was well received at my local comic shop today, they are considering stocking it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:42, archived)
# after'nings


(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Hippy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# cheers buddy
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
# DAY!
Hapbert billiard day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)
# thank you
*Nuzzles boobs in a ninja fashion and hopes for forgiveness as its his b3taday*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Oh go on then.
But only because it's your hapbert billiard day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:38, archived)
# *nuzzles*
ahhhhhhhhh its like mammery pillows
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:39, archived)
# amen brother!
/happens every week blog

*clicks*
(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Haha!
Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
# thankee kind sir
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
# *pffft*
happy b3taday!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
# cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:38, archived)
# have a
*kiss*

since it's Friday and I feel like it
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:43, archived)
# well thank you even more
Time for me to have a pizza and a beer I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:46, archived)
# sounds good...
enjoy!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Hippo Beetleday!
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:38, archived)
# fank ooh
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Happy b3taday!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:42, archived)
# yay thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:49, archived)
# happy b3taday laird dave!
hope it has been a good one :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:47, archived)
# thanks me ol' China plate
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Happy b3taday, oh most Scottish of Daves!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Thank you fair maiden
I hope the Day has treated you well
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:55, archived)
# *shrugs*
s'work innit?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:57, archived)
# ah yes
A trifle bothersome, Whatever puts food table though, other than ones butler of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:58, archived)
# always in debt
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:15, archived)
# AAARGRRGHHHWILLIAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# they fought like men
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
this made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:35, archived)
# YOIP!
Ah.

Edit: Yelp. Ah, I prefer yoip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:34, archived)
# at least complete genocide will mean no more Boybands
or Emo's
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# HB!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:40, archived)
# :D cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:47, archived)
# HB? It's your pencil today?
Happy Stationary Day
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:48, archived)
# For a moment there Neville
I did think it was a very small pebble sized meteor breaking through their amplifier.
But that would have been just bizarre and no-one could ever accuse you of that now =))
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)
# haha!!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Huzzah!
I hope it landed on Jordan and Peter Andre.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:39, archived)
# All's well that ends well.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] All The President's Girls

Made safe for the American Family Values and Pro-Life groups
(McGeorge, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Hamtoucher?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Awwww
I was at the vinegar strokes, too.
Hehe how did he miss a mouth that big?

Edit: Once again, replied to the wrong post! H'ray!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:42, archived)
# EDIT
it is easier than Delete and Reposting


AND - it makes everyone look wrong when they replied.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Everyone's a winner, baby
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Great moments in history badly done with Muppets


Click for bigger (138KB)
(ntmb, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)
# PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)
# That's quite enough sugar for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I've set up a MySpaz
BE MY FRIEND!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
# OKAY THEN!
What's your URL? (oooh, check me)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I've already mailed yours, just say yes woman!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:40, archived)
# *does as she is told*
I must like you, it's not usually that easy to get me to obey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:42, archived)
# You bastard.
I was going to say that.

Have another great moment in history gone wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
# haha
SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I own
click (800K)

Looped version down below.

mod edit: it's good, but it's TOO BIG! optimise!
(I helped save b3ta! Spolodaface Is just about adequate with Photoshop, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# *shouldn't laugh*
*does anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Do it for the kids:P
'ning mate
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Ning?
Fucking ning?!

What time do you call this?!

Ello chuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# EVE
ning.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)
# It isn't evening until 6pm.
Not in my book.

And all this is my book. You're my book. *points* They're my book.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:28, archived)
# /cat from RD blog
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# *spritzes*
*skates off*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Loads to do at work today.
I didn't realise we set a time.

Ello short arse:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)
# All the time is boardygoodness time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:28, archived)
# hehehe I got lil Emos left right and cenrte as HIM are playing tonight:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Annie, get your gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)
# eve ning
you thilly
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Pfft.
Not for another 22 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:28, archived)
# HOME TIME!
*wedgies*
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:30, archived)
# *waves*
git
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)
# WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HORSE?
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Pfft
IT WAS A CUNT HORSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Whoa, what now?
As if we all don't know that your horse is utter wank.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:29, archived)
# What, my big, wooden floating horse?
Pfft. My horse is amazing. My horse pisses all over your horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# if only it looped!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Pfffft!
Needs Barry White music.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)
# hmmmmm, sorry to sound like a stuck record
but please read the FAQ about file sizes ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Looped
click

mod edit: too big!
(I helped save b3ta! Spolodaface Is just about adequate with Photoshop, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Jeepers mate, thats 1.5 meg you've just posted
You're either trying to get banned or just finding out how often the Mods actually look at the site.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Oh Bugger!
Sorry, I couldn't make it smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Spolodaface Is just about adequate with Photoshop, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:42, archived)
# hahahaha
I don't care about filesizes.
I really don't
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:34, archived)
# this image removed due to high band width usage.
people: don't use any service that ends with the words "shack" "bucket" or "dump".
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 3:33, archived)
# The Victorians were filthy buggers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Now I'm moist.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)
# then stop using the shower
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)
# You logic astounds me.
I had never thought of it like that.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:29, archived)
# *asks for a demonstration*
But only if you're going to get your kit off.

Otherwise I can't be arsed.

And NONE OF THIS CYCLING SHORTS NONSENSE.

Actually, what's happened to his eyes? He hasn't been going to space with Sam Neill has he?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# It's a side effect of bathing in your own urine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# No eyes....
*thinks*

No eyes means no glasses, which means more money for the captain!

*wets self*
*luxuriates*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:41, archived)

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