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# She'd turn some lights on if she could afford the 'leccy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Pffft.
*donates £25,000 for new tiara*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Oh really now, this is getting silly!
But a nice kind of silly that makes me tingle all over.

Have this... does it qualify as crap? I think so...


You can Clikkit to Biggit
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Too fast!
Your computer must be really slow and generally suck arse if an animated gif beats it...
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Wed 2 May 2007, 17:36, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha. Sorry quick and dirty from barbarossa's one


Edit: Must have been fun finds a spiderman one from behind!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# pfft.
(she was over-rated, mind)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Agreed
The day she died we still had the previous weekend's paper. The headline was something along the lines of 'The Slut, Harpy, Hanging Around with Evil Harrod's Heir'. As soon as she died it's all 'Ooh, we loved you, how could this happen?'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# The worse thing was there was this bloody
banner telling people to check the news channel on Cartoon Network! Talk about inconsiderate.

My mate did come out with the best gag though. We were wondering round
Hammersmith on the morning of the funeral. We were trying to find a place
for a fry up but all the bloody shops were closed out of 'respect'.
As we pass M&S he goes 'Ooo look! The mark of a passing Spencer.':)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:28, archived)
# What were you doing watching CN?
Boomerang is heaps better
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# coz Boomerang didn't exist then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Fair point
I hope you were watching something educational like Tom and Jerry
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Erm
I think it was Powerpuff Girls.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Get off my internet!
How dare you!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# That's the last time I stalk you!
Why do we always have to do what you want?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:45, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7149088
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Arf!
I hadn't seen the news. I went out for Sunday lunch with my dad and he said, "Have you heard Princess Diana's dead?"

I was expecting a punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Well there were enough of those afterwards:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# i was working an early shift in a restaurant that day
so i heard about 5 o'clock when i got up, and i heard again about every 10 minutes as each new group of people came down for breakfast

and all the time i had stuck on a loop in my head (to the tune of the bay city rollers' bye bye baby): "die di, die die dodi". most annoying
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Even that weekend's papers!
Sunday Times that morning had decidedly unflattering content about her. Next morning it was all 'oh, how can we live without her?'. I came down that morning to find my little brother waiting for Power Rangers to come on, having sat through hours of wailing and hyperbole on GMTV, in tears. Stupid Diana, cancelling power rangers.
(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Never really found her attractive
Put is would royally piss her off!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:24, archived)
# she was alright-looking
but a bit of the posh horseyness to her
you'd see hundreds of better looking women any day in any town centre though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Lolz
That's great. I should've thought of it. hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
nicely done. I'd be mooning her if i was him
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# hahah, excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
Clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Well done.
Jolly good show, that Architect.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:25, archived)
# thank you, Doctor!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# First one I've actually liked.
Have a woo on me.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# clever
and witty, woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# nice reflection in the window!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:38, archived)
# what wagon??
(ntmb, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# I always
thought she'd use Persil
(Mantrid, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# id like to see Shane Richie at Buckingham Palace doing the Daz doorstep challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# jill dando?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:26, archived)
# When does someone shout 'stop'
on the bandwagons?



(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Tops!
(Mantrid, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# when other bandwagons clash with the new one
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Bandwagons?

EDIT: Should be under the limit now...I'm still sorry though.
(insanity_on_a_stick RISsing like mad, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# this better animate right about now!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# You should be.
Actually that one's quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# needs a drunk
tramp next to her, or some empty beer cans, fuckng woo sir!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
#

edit: actually your picture's quite good
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Bloody things...
...very frustrating.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# *clicks*
I likes that :-)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:12, archived)
# lucutus
looks bored
ha! see what i did there!! play on words! mes clever!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
...mispelt Locutus?
(I helped save b3ta! onemushroomhunting wombling free since, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:16, archived)
# most likely
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:31, archived)
# *raises other eyebrow*
...misspelt "mispelt"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:33, archived)
# *raises third eyebrow*
*checks dictionary*
*hands in Pedants badge*
(I helped save b3ta! onemushroomhunting wombling free since, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:49, archived)
# *raises fourth eyebrow*
*takes pedant's badge*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# hahaha
(Ricalicious, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I get it.
*Looks proud*
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Bandwagon's are what?
(Mantrid, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:09, archived)
# bigger?
BIGGER?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Wed 2 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# 89k pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 2 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# That took me until now...
...to spot what you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:30, archived)
# :D
(Mantrid, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:40, archived)
# i normally detest wandbaggons
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Pffft.
Why don't you detest this one? Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# its not so tasteless
i guess
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Maybe wandbaggons detest you, ever thought of that??
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# im sure they are not alone
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
The wagon bands YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# move over thora!!!
btw, what does 'ris' mean??
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# ris simply means
"Human, i do not understand the joke you have made, please explain further"
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# thanks!!
so mnay sayings, you dont come on for one week, and you have to learn the new techno babble, no one explained gc to me for ages, now i use it all the time!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# ris is more than a week old (and is overused in my opinion)
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:15, archived)
# wandbaggoning

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Angelina Jolie
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Urgh
She is so UGLY.



This statement contains 100% pure pork pie
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# U.G.L.Y.
she ain't got no alibi
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# you ugly yeah yeah


*blows brains out*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# i nearly replied
without reading the small print :)
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Really?
J-Lo is fucgle mind.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# i dont like J-Lo
or people who like her big fat arse!
i dont understand!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Albert the Albino?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# me mam
(pdjpdj, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# My girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# *sticks finger down throat*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Well have you seen her?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Yes
and I am now one of them lesbiums
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# She am teh lovely
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# photo?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I keep one of her under my pillow.
Waitaminute...
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Look at my profile
for the link to her profile.

And then go look at her myspace.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


SHE'S GOING TO FUCKING EAT ME!!!!

;) what a sexy couple you make.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Well I think so.
And she wouldn't eat you unless she got angry. Which she does sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Awwwwww
:)

*wants boyfriend who will tell entire internets I am teh lovely*

*begins search of mental homes for the blind*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Results 1 - 10 of about 1,140,000 for mental homes for the blind. (0.16 second
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Pffft!!!
*puts on lucky pulling pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeew you got a girly!
Gaaaay!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:37, archived)
# 'Tis certainly not you with your wrinkly old boat
and your fat-arse file-size
ma'am

ninja smallerised
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# *prods*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Uncanny likeness...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Seamless!
Actually, that's rather woo.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# 51k??!!!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# pfft!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I do like to lick the queen's back side
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*licks the back of Archies head*

See how YOU like it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I think you ought to be on a stamp Dave
a 10 puns stamp
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# *pun gland gives in*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# haha
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# 'stamp of approval'
etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# pfft
I like
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I be none too bright..
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:48, archived)
# pssst
which company is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# and I'm there...
thought it was something to do with redex's nobber
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# *Sniggers*
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# thats rank.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# i think that comment
was best used before 1989 or so?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# HANDBAGS!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# INCONTINENCE PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# ha
I used to work for them

prize cocks to a man
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# BAT-AT

Bat-enlarger Spray

Possibly the seamiest thing I've done for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Lovely!
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# nonsense schmonsense!
s'Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Woo!
I've reached the main power generators, the shield will be down in moments, you can start your Bat landing.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# CAT-AT
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# !!

stunning!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:51, archived)
# much better than the dull old batmobile
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# But...
...parking it is a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# How so?
You'd be able to park in top of anything you damn well want.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# FORM OF WHITELY
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# tha's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Someone buy me this toy
right now!
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# If Lewis Morley had taken the photo
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us


(now packing my bags for the tower)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# off with his head!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Hoary old woman...
...needs more rocket power.
bandwagontastic
(I helped save b3ta! onemushroomhunting wombling free since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# haha
very monty python!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# ^
woo!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# yes!
I love this woo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha!
ace!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I think you and DTH should have a wrestling match...
..IN JELLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# 0_o


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# what?
edit/ go'an! it'll be fun! *loads film into cine camera*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# hehehe ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha!
also ace!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# all donkeys should be rocket-powered
stone cold FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# ANIMAL PROJECTILES TEAM GO ACTIVATE YES!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
This is ace.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Hahaha
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 2 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# this is good , very good
nice panning action!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# yaywoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# ...

(simod, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I second the motion
/second
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# 3rd
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# motion carried
meeting adjourned.

Cocktails anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Mine's a screaming orgasm.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I say...

*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# You want to be careful with that monocle.
Put some glue on it or something.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# erm, harvey wallbanger?
the one with vodka galliano and orange juice anyway, i'm never 100% sure of the name
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# you'll be having a Greasy Arsed Phud Pucker
and like it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# what's in it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# gin, Cointreau, Campari, lemon juice -- shaken, strained
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# erm
sounds foul
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# like anal sex, don't knock it till you've tried it


edit: have never tried it
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Mine's a Bloody Mary please, no tomato juice though
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# So just a Mary then?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# vodka, salt, pepper, worcestershire sauce and tabasco
(squeeze of lemon for garnish)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Majestyk Melon if you'd be so kind
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I'll have a beer
with nothing in it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Water then?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# frozen margherita please barkeep
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# *bums*
*HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# *keeps bumming*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Ok, OK!!
I'm moving as fast as I can!!

Do I fucking look like Tom Cruise?? Well, do I??!!

Don;t answer that...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# God I hope not
The jerk
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# ow.
my pun-o-meter just exploded in my face.
(Meta4, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Huzzah!
and nothing to do with me!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Well that made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
excellent!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# i do believe i just spanged
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# ouch, the punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# hahhahahahaha
laughing like a loooooon :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Woo and oof in equal measures
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# woof?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
#
10 print Ha
20 goto 10
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 2 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Oh my.
*Smacks head on wall*
Woos all around.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Whoah!
Genuinely my first LOL today.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:42, archived)
# ..


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# 50 Euros!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# 25!
No, wait...

Ten!

(woo to marvy pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# needs more bandwagon
no, really, more pictures of the queen




...anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# no she's a dried up useless old hag!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# this^^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# *rolls out this old chestnut*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
Best ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Fwaptastic!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Keep it rolling! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# well those corgis vets bills need paying!
i'm off!! byeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha
"That'll be £20 for the butler's hand
£50 for the Butlers Mouth
and £100 for the Butler....

... Oh Mr Burrell, you're on"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# slut!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Dear me first the Queen and then the Princess!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# it's the only amsterdam whore cubicle on the interwebs!


edit/ except the one beua used!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Sorry
All my pictures are look out not in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Pretty much.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Grand!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I say...
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# *retrieves Popepollos' monacle from his cocktail*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# *retrieves Mictoboys lovelength from Popepollos cocktail*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# The girls at Psi Division can get frisky.

(Generic Judges - not any particular characters....)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# snip snip?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 2 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# scissor sisters
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# MORE FILTH PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# i AM the law!!!
in this office.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# someone pass me the tissues
*wipes watery eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# don't use those tissues!-
whoops now you'll get conjuntivitus
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# you have lies in your eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Enjoy that episode of South park then?
Good stuff:)
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# oh! yeah!
scissor me timbers!
(Meta4, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# When Mr Garrison becomes a lesbian?
Much reference to scissoring?

Bah never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Must've missed that one.
Not watched SP in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Should do
The eleventh season is on brilliant form so far.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# here you go, every episode.
allsp.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I love the way Matt and Trey don't give a fuck about online piracy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Night of the Living Homeless
Had me rolling about.

"He's one of them now!"
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Pffft!
blocked as 'tasteless'.

*Emails home to look later*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# You do draw your laydees with magnificent hips.
Thank you JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# cocoa-daemons please
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Yay!
Judge Anderson needs to go break them up
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# which was the one that looked like a bloke
but wasn't?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Dredd
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# No
that was sylvester stalone

...

or jackie stalone for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# ha!
but i'm referring to the comics :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Judge Judy
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# THE CASES ARE REAL!
THE RULINGS ARE FINAL!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *
final ruling may have no legal grounding
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Chief Judge McGruder?
content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/4/47/200px-McGruder.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# THAT'S HIM/HER!!!!!
woo~hoo!

ta
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Ahhh
Judge Anderson looked a bit better

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Innocently/stupidly
I thought they were playing a game of paper scissors stone, but now I realise its just FILTH

lovely lovely filth

oh yes and top work too
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# now that's good :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# oh my
hot scissor action.

just like mrs garrison.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Rarrr!
Loving the subtle camel-toe action.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Bah! Hershey isn't a PSi Judge!
do you know nothing?!

Otherwise that's fan bloomin tastic, outfits are superb.
Fix the badge and send it in to AD
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:29, archived)
# which one was Judge Dredd's Boss
the manly looking one, i can't remember :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# McGruder?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:32, archived)
# could be
i just remember a grey haired geeza that bossed him about
that turned out to be a lady.....

i wonder if i've still got all my 2000ADs somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# "(Generic Judges - not any particular characters....)"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I saw your get out clause, but chose to reprimand you anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:34, archived)
# *burns toast*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# That's arson, creep.
*slams in an iso-cube for ten years*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Scissor me timbers!
(Ricalicious, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# cor!
*pulls on collar to release steam*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 2 May 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Woo!
I'm reading the Judge Dredd Complete Case files book 7. It's a rather nasty shade of pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Judges!
Cor, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Quick and dirrrrrrrty

Cfb
(ScrewYouHippy, Wed 2 May 2007, 17:14, archived)
# BLort! Blortblortblort
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# i'm a chicken hunter
huntin for a chicken
get paranoid when you here the glock clickin!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# yay!
teh hill teh hill!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# I do believe
he's spit-roasting some young bird
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Hah!
king of the jungle my ass!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 2 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# arf!
or a huge 10 tonne weight above her head!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# HAHAHA!
reminds me of the bit in the pink panther, with Kato doing the sawing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# that's what inspired me for this :)
'shopping that mat out was a bastard though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# My favourite films FACT!
Edit/ I can tell ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# haha!
lolled, but its ok. the managment have fucked off.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# ha ha
Lets all join the bandwagon..rolling rolling rolling....

(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# hahah!
took me a few seconds
(simod, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# this^
but its most ace!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
HELP!! I need somebody!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:22, archived)
# to Love?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Somebody
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# somebody
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Can anybody find meeeeeeeeee, somebodeeeeee tooooooo.....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Somebody
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:27, archived)
# sorry I went solo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# not for the first time, I'd wager ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:31, archived)
# fnar, fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
(waits for comic pause before she falls to her doom)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 2 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

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