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# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# just imagine
what would have happened if chuck norris roundhouse kicked him straight after
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# he probably
would have been kicked into the future, which i'm sure he'd enjoy
(MasterOfStoats, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# or maybe
he'd just start floating for around 25 seconds as if he was in zero gravity
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# perfect
cheaper than taking the plane "Tesco Value weightlessness"
(MasterOfStoats, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
#
he aint gettin' on no plane, fool
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# haha
he will or i'll make him meet your friend Payne!
(MasterOfStoats, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# oh dear
in jokes on b3ta are bad :P
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# only in image form
this is ok
(MasterOfStoats, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# ahaha
in that case is it safe for me to say 'T took my SHOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'?
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# quite
GLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(MasterOfStoats, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I used all mine
on a million bob figurines from last weeks compo
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# yes
the result would have been fantastic!

"my eye sight meant a lot to me*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# pffft!
MAKE IT HAPPEN!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# efforrrrt
maybe another day :P
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# haha
that is class
(MasterOfStoats, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
best thing ive seen all day!
w/y/h
*clicks*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Pffft!
I knew someone on here was going to use that ad sooner or later.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I haven't seen it yet
but I figured that's cause i must have kept blinking every time i scrolled down the page past where people were using it :]
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# I think Stephen Hawkins would like this
as he believes that "black holes eventually transmit, in a garbled form, information about all matter they swallow"

Much like B3ta posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# he'd like it
because he has a great sense of humour apparantly. I know he liked it when he was on the simpsons and he apparantly he feels flattered by the guy who does 'MC Hawking'

EDIT: blackjack you say? *strokes beard*
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Forget B3ta...and the blackjack...
woo to your post BTW, on reflection my comment looks a bit uppity
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# that happens with all of mine
either that or they don't make sense and i forget what they were meant to say in the first place
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Drzaarlon Says:
This Anim Pities The Fool, And Is Very Woo!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I like this!
Clicky clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Must've bindun, shirly?
Asda/Asbo
We all know that classy people shop at Sainsburys... Anyhoo, haven't been around these parts for years. Have a quick favour/blatant plug to ask... We want to launch a competition to have designers submit re-designs for one of our websites (www.clickdensity.com), and wondered what people thought was a big enough prize that would inspire designers to enter? Maybe a Macbook Pro? Cold hard cash (maybe two grand)? Something else? Any ideas welcome! Ta. </plug> Hopefully we won't just get the b3ta crowd entering designs that look like poorly drawn cocks... Now, properly drawn cocks, that's a different matter all together.
(I helped save b3ta! spxdcz, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# i would enter a competition
where a mackbook was the prize. I AM NOT GAY.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# *points and laughs*
gayer!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
#
Sainsbury's Waitrose.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I don't know much about sainsbury's,
all I know is that it keeps the riff raff out of Waitrose
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Waitrose?
how very common.


I'm more of a Fresh & Wild person myself.

Or rather my houseboy shops there for me, saves me having to mix with the Hoi Polloi.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I'd definitely enter a compo for a macbook
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# This.
I can't do web design at all but my christ, thats an excellent prize.

/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# no no no
give cash! if you're a serious designer you'll already have an ample workstation.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# depending on where you work
you might have a tight arsed boss who things that colour classics are the pinnicle of computing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# i would enter if the prize was either a macbook pro or 2 grand
i need details!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# this would also help
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# 2 grand ftw
surely that's enough to buy one of them overpriced gheyer computers of which you speak if you really want one
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# to be honest
people would still enter if it was about £1500 and a wagon wheel. Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# CASH!
I'd enter even though I'm shit. There's not a lot that I wouldn't do for two grand nowadays!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# really?
i've got this idea for a website....
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# and you want tutt to design it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# something like that
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# nawty new matt

you get your wrists slapped.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# what?
it was a perfectly acceptable business proposition!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I'd do it for a bag of balloons and a pencil
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Just going for a quick..


sry bout poor quality image.
(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Yay!!
Wank .... back soon lol
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# a j arthur?
a jodrell?
a tommy?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# and what about your text speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] gov'ner
(Mantrid, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# tatty by
see you in a year
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Come back sooooooon!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
#
who was that masked man, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# dunno . . . where's my wallet?
and why does my bum hurt?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# 'lo Vultan!
*hopes I'm not too late*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# pfft
woot
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# arf!
that sign would make a great 'Uncle Bert'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# skirt?
(Mantrid, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# spurt?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# .
*click*

XD
(front_2_back is further inland from the coast than anyone else, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ockney cash

click for more moolah!

There are 17 cockney rhyming slangs here, can you name them all?

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# 'ockney'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# oops, forgot to compo it
that should make more sense now...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# i've got a few, but not many
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Wilson


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# picket?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# flickit!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *lickit!
Edit: *roll it
Edit Edit: i give up.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# yes, yes I can . . .
especially number 2=WOO!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# no, no i can't
(MasterOfStoats, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# would you like the master list?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# nope I want
the upload codez
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# *gives*
*hidez*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# not really
(MasterOfStoats, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# in disguise(ish):

ayrton senna = tenner
deep sea diver = fiver
a few bob = a couple of pounds
maggie = one pound (brassy and think they're a sovreign, apparently)
squid = a quid
jackson five = fiver
paul mckenna = tenner
ton = £100
bin lid = a quid
pony = £25
wedge = money
Huckleberry Hound = pound
plum = £100,000
pavarotti - tenner (tenor)
taxi driver = fiver
monkey = £500
bread = money
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Almost half of those
aren't rhymes.

Woo anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# yeah, well...
...yeah...

(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# pony = 25
from "pony hive", which is where ponies breed in their special vats of honey and blossom.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# A pony in rhyming slang is a poo
Comes from "Pony and trap" = crap
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# some of those don't count
and i was taught that dustbin lid was 'yid'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# well you had a racist teacher
you racist you

though I was always told it was 'front wheel skid' for yid.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# hahah
there was a page in ronnie barker's 'porridge book of rhyming slang' that had all the racial slurs on it

full moon - coon
spotty dog - wog
dustbin lid - yid
i forget the rest

it was a great book
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# two deep-seas for an ayrton
is what they say down the rub-a-dub
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# i can't even begin
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# they are as i can see
monkey (£500), taxi driver(fiver), pavarotti(tenner), hucklberry hound (pound), a few bob, diver(fiver), sick squid (six quid), jackson five(r), pony (£25), paul mccenner(tenner), a ton(one hundred), a wedge, bread, hidden thing hat could be a jam donut
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# the hidden hat thing is a fruit of sorts
keep going - name the F1 driver...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# It's the F1 driver that was killed at the San Marino GP on 1st May 1994
y'know...Roland Ratzenberger
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# what he said!
a Roland = £2,395,873,042,104,218,234,908,237,402,398,746,023,984,762,394,876,239,478,623,487,264.99
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# That doesnt 'qualify'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# theres no point
you've given all the answers.

and where is the binlid hidden?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# good point
the bin lid is next to the ton, under the pony
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# spooky
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# pffft
ash on keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# you were drinking ash?
how queer
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# He missed the 'M' off
he's eating mash . . .

He's a northerner . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# it soaks up the
cillit bang, I don't want to get ill!
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# And all I got (to probe)
was this lousy peasant child
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 3 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Arf!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Aliens!

Wooyayhoopla!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# WOO!
that reminds me of zag and zag for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Noooo!
Tis a Yip Yip from Sesame Street. Far superior to Zig and Zag (who I swear were Trev & Simon)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# no, no, not Zig and Zag . . .
zag and zag, they were different


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# zig and zag were irish
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# God, they were weren't they?
I just remember them being annoying - like Trev and Simon.

*sings* Swing your pants, swing your pants!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# they had the capacity to amuse me to tears
so did trev and simon to be fair, but they were so smug they didn't get too many chances before being turned off
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# yes
that it.


yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Maybe the reason is that it looks quite like zag . . .
or zag . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# is that the aliens off the muppet show?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# yup
yup yup yup yup yup
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# ah-hah ah-hah
yipyipyipyipyipyip ah-hah ah-hah
yip yip you
yip yip me
yip yip baby
yip yip family

/needs to grow up
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# brill
i've got that on dvd somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Really???!!!!????!!!!????
Where'd you get it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# t'internet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Tell me where
And I will, I dunno, do something
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# can't rememeber
but i'm pretty sure you can get the complete muppets box set off amazon/ebay
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# haha
(MasterOfStoats, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# hahahaa
working-at-home lol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
ACE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# got some nice diving spots there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo entry
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

It was the least they could do.
(Morphology, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# woo yay houpla
first laugh out loud of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:21, archived)
# hahah
simple but effective
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# DUH
I don't get it!!!
(what day is it?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# too much of it makes you blind.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# OK
I've caught up now!
(what day is it?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Shitter = Bitter = can't get a better bitta butter on your knife = knife = wife = Fife and drums = Drum and Bass = Face = Plaice = Plaice and Chips = Chips and Peas = Squeeze = Cheese = Cheese and Cracker =
Knacker = Knackers Yard = Hard = Hard to Find = Blind?
(johnx1 I steal your images and make money from them, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# *applauds regular pretending to be n00b*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Who me?
*kicks feet innocently*
(johnx1 I steal your images and make money from them, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Yay!
Top hummus! This is a gleaming, wooworthy diamond in the middle of a particularly dull compo.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] i ain't got one neevah...
(bobbysands, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Kneel before Fletch!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
on so many* levels



* two
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# hahahah!
When did Fletcher become a vicar?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I give up
When did Fletcher become a vicar?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Jamaica!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# silly
OIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Yay for superman jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Bindun?
What did you get?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# look at him all proud
if he had just studied for 28 rather than 26 years he would have got a first, woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# A friend of mine got a "Damien" (Hirst)
and apart from the amazing job with the huge pay packet & he drives a BMW Z4 and married the girl of his dreams (then divorced the girl of his dreams)...apart from that his degree has not helped him at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Good,,,
it brings joy to a drop out like me that that is the case...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Yes, but...
...with all the money, flash cars, hot women, is he happy?

or just bloody ecstatic?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# i'll ask him if he is happy tonight when I visit him
he is buying the house next door to his own house to run his company from.

Did Morrisey have a song called "I hate it when my friends succeed"?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# If he is really happy,
kick him in the shins for me, will you?

/jealous, bitter uni drop out blog
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Whats that?
kick him in the shins burn his fucking house(s) down and steal his car you say?

Done (and DONE)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Sounds reasonable to me!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# He should also buy the house on the other side,
knock it down, then build a helicopter pad.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# You jest, but he tried last year (got gazumped)
though it wasnt for a heli-pad, probably to store his wealth (Like McDuck in Duck Tales).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Bastard
(Him, not you. Well you might be, but I don't know you well enough to comment)

I guess mine would be 'I didn't Tinky Winky' (Dipsy, Laa-laa & Po - go)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# pfft
tenuous!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I do my best :-)
Did you still want stalking by the way? I've let it lapse for the last couple of weeks.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I thought you were stalking me now . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Apologies, can do
Where in sunny n'pton are you exactly?

*pretends not to know*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:22, archived)
# I'm not in Northampton* . . .
*LIES!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I am
i've just got really sneaky about it for the last year
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# *spots hairy northern arse poking out of bushes*

*pretends not to notice*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# oh yes
I left my neither eye to spy while I was away
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# I didn't tinky-winky beaver
beaver = eever C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:17, archived)
# ha sucker
he should have done a BTEC like me, i've got a shed compared to that the man has nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Wowee, a shed!
I've just got a compost heap and a few stepping stones
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I compost heap is a thing of joy
in times of sorrow do not belitle it but also do not let it get too wet try adding shredded news paper, ** three hours latter ** these worms can be obtained in fishing shops and really do speed up the process
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Sheds are
where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Would like a shed
But don't have room in my garden unfortunately
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Why not have a roundabout instead?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Or a cross-roads?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# my first got me a phd/tutor placement in a german university
where I get paid to sit on b3ta until people answer my emails.

Edit: *swings willy around with an air of self-importance*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Where abouts are you?
I'm off to Munich & that on Sunday.


*not a stalker*
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Jena
it's southish eastish
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
i got a desmond
my mate got a douglas
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# bader?
i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Gah!
stip passing in my ear!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# let me wipe that off for you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# bader?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I think he meant Hurd
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *ding!*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# adams?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Arf indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# pffft
tard.

/got a Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I feel like a goddamn sponge.
Being from America I have trouble sorting of all this slang.
Oh fuck and fiddlesticks.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Desmond for me
the people's degree

which has helped me not a single iota in my current job, or any of my previous jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Mine didn't help either
in fact you might say it was a huge weighty millstone around my neck when it came to getting a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Lazy Lunchtime Compo Entry
Tasty
If only i had more time...
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# is this apples and pears hour?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# brought to you by
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Bloody hell
Can apples and pears be banned? Please? Nothing against you in particular matty, but I see one more today and I may have to get my whip out
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# No
because then how would we make cider, and perry, and delicious pies and crumbles and so on?

Oh, I see. Yes, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# CRUMBLE
I want it now


(please)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Fake cockney ryhming slang
I'm just trying to keep it true...

Too many modern chav excuses for rhyming slang on here already, keep it cockney people!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Gravy on bread?
i dont understand
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# oranges and lemons
said the bells of St. Clements
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] OOF!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# nice detailing
ethnically diversified teaching environment but needs more knifes, woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# woot!
I think this is the first compo entry i've got :D

/is special
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Thu 3 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Sorry kids, but your dad's a bit...
(khoethmora Curiouser and curiouser..., Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# the author should be Phil McGarry
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hahahah whats he doing leading children into woods?
also it that an American milky way?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# american milky way
ya, i'm a septic tank apparently
(khoethmora Curiouser and curiouser..., Thu 3 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# cockney loop
the man is his own slang *closes eyes and waits for star trek type dielect rift*
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *it dawns, that if i shaved, i'd look just like him...*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# never
shave
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ^THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# don't shave
most men look a bit better scruffy anyway.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ooh ello
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# 'ello
how do?
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# quite nicely thank you
just off down the baker's for some lunch.

how's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# about to go to the gym
having a fruitless week, so using today to burn off some anger.
quite proud of myself, really.
edit: obviously, i mean fruitless in the sense of no work. i am eating enough fruit.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# ^This
(Manwife is a beardy)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# you've met the manwife?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# She's got her own now it seems
It's all very confusing.

God, I love beards tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# I would hope so
Some of the stuff we do together would be a little awkward if we'd never met ;-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# how very bizarre
doesn't captain wow mind?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:14, archived)
# My manwife
Not hers. Or is it easier for me to call him Mr Trellis (or more worryingly, Mr T?)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# He's quite a hit with the laydess Mr.Hats.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ^ THIS & THAT ^
Hhahahahaahhahahahahahaha

*clicks like mad* This is the funniest thing ive seen in forking yonks!

Genie Arse!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:23, archived)
# don't shave
and iron your clothes, you'll be fine.

The problem lies in being like him, not looking like him anyway.

*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# ha ha!
i haven't ironed my clothes for 2 years
*hangs 'em whilst they're still wet*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# just before he hit the charts in the states
my friend in NY was introduced to him by a tour manager, he spent ten minutes telling her how fabulous he was in the UK, and she, in her infinite wisdom waited till he finished, stared at him long and hard before saying:
"riiiight. f*** off."
yay her
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# haha
excellent. :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# I'd agree
But would teh ladies like it? Hm?
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
that's good to nknow
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Lollers
noice
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# stop with the james blunt references

we all know he's a cunt and don;t need reminding of his smug dowdy face
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I would never tire of slapping his face with a crowbar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *hammers nails into crowbar*
*hands crowbar*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha
geniune laugh at that one, his head looks mis shapped as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Didn't someone once say he has the Incredible Hulk's haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# jamie cullum - piano slapping twat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] A cockney

Scrambling up the apples and pears, as they are wont to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Quite supurb!

Actually, very supurb!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# woo to
the pearly BDC.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Lovely.
Is it a cock or a rocket on his back?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# It's a Cock Rocket
Latest design for updating the space shuttle from NASA
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Ahh, fairly do's.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# oh cool, thats new
didn't think of the most common rhyming slang term in the world. Any chance there could be a ban on using it.
(ALFIN Hasn't urinated since, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
a pearly cock(ney)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Rocket Man
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Woo!
Lovely CDPearls!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# gawd blimey guvvner
it's a right pea souper and no mistake, wot a luverly lambeth walk you've got there.

Oi!

some muckers scarpered off with me jellied eels, would you adam and eve it!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Nice cockney
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
great face
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# oh well it was lying around
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# HAHAHA!
.
(bobbysands, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I thought that was David Sullivan at first.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# nope no dead
girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# hehehe
Par rump pah pump rump!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Now then...
...this took far too long for a shit pun in a dreary compo, but that's what we're here for, right?


Biggify
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# yes we are.
it is very good though. your pic i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# fruit escalator
fish head?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# FRUITY FIRE-EXIT!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# conferance facilities?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Pfft!!!
Cox egress. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# nice one
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# ha ha!
swear filter doesn't like cockneys
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# cockneycockneycockneycockneycockneycockneycockneycockney
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Two o' them apples got evil eyes...
them's lookin' at me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd give it a few minutes...

it'll be a danger to shipping when that hits teh channel
(a_pair_of_shitty_pants thats The Kinks you prick!, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Blimey!
Space age Buck Rogers toilet as well.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# "oh and that Alen Bennet has always been so nice in the past
I was expecting a macaroon not jamming in the down stairs room" *Thora blog*
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# haha


/old compo recycle
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
#

BIG!

Click clicky woo woo! Go Team B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# has that sperm got a goatee?
/crappy work monitor
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Yep,
You might be able to see it better on the big version ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# nope
this monitor really is fucking useless, it's either a goatee or a grin
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# i wasn't sure what that was either.
i thought it might have been a small pouch, possibly for money before the whole 'goatie' thing was sugested.
(a_pair_of_shitty_pants thats The Kinks you prick!, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# All sperms have goatees
Didn't you know?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# only the sacred sperms

but according to some, every sperm is sacred
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. So why's he wasting them here then? Maybe they were bodyguards for the holy sperm?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# maybe they're recyclable
of them was later david koresh
and another is david icke
what the fuck is with davids?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Well it means beloved
So maybe they just think that means something.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# i'm an arrogant wanker
but i'm fully aware i'm not the son of god


/called david
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# You're not?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# CRAIG CHRIST!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# he may of feed the poor and walked on H2O
but i've got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
I'M FUCKING GRAIG!!!
CRAIG CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I think they're there to say mass
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# what now?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# i think he's reposting this in the vain hope
that someone might like it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# garble garble,
why you so mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hey you are the one
that posted a picture of thatcher we thought you liked mean
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# you like egg rolls with jam ?
i dont understand?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# That's his function
It's his raison d'être
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I like going to the zoo
the polar bears are my fav, whats yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Giraffes
But where the hell did that question come from?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# I think Giraffes are great too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# i once saw a car with the sticker 'i <3 giraffes'
but by the time i got my camera it had gone

i was bitten by a moose, once
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# i bet that hurt, big teeth,
i got pecked by a penguin at chester zoo. Have you evr eaten a dog biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# ELEPHANTS FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# They're great!
.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# this is good
what program do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Paint to draw, UnFreez to animate . . .
it's free


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:19, archived)
# not really you know
i'm just one of those people that doesn't filter between thoughts and typing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I know :-)
I love you really x
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# for a second, i thought you said a goatse
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Hurrah!
From telescope to endoscope vision!
Where did the other unholy spunks come from?! She's supposed to be a virgin!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# god has a mixed 'bag'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Ahhh
K
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
Edit: this deserves slightly more "hahaha"


hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# sorry
I've been away from home for a long time and a man gets lonely
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# the basting wand
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Well, you can't just have one sperm, that would be weird,
but only one has the holy destiny. I suppose you could only have a single sperm, but that would imply that god was shooting blanks and I feel I've tempted divine wrath enough in this comic already!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# But surely all of the Lord's tadders would have halos?
But maybe only the Jebus sperm have a beard?

/may be overthinking this a bit blog

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I'd imagine a cumshot from god
would result in far too much sperm for a human body. Yet another discontinuity in the "Bible".
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# no she isn't
that's a mistranslation. It should read that Mary was "young". The word for Young and Virgin are obvioulsly quite similar in the original text.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ooer
what a tart
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# don't worry too much
it's not like any of it is true anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *Gets the fertiliser from the 'Lock and Store'*
*goes round to Happy Toasts Embassy*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# *toasts embassy*
C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:51, archived)
# *butters toast*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# also
islamic marters may get 72 white grapes in heaven depending how you translate that little gem from the koran
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# They'd not been to Essex much, had they?
The place must be full of messiahs.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Ah OK
So she could actually be swilling in other people's man-muck prior to the divine conception.

That explains everything. I am quite satisfied now.

*lights cigarette*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:49, archived)
# if she is swilling in man muck maybe mary needs that ciggy more than you
was it not wilde who wrote "The one charm that I can see of spilling the mans muck into a female is the delicate way that they hold their post coital rollup."
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I doubt it
I was more likely Samuel Pepys
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I was, was I?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# So you're saying
God is a paedophile?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:54, archived)
# no, that Joseph was
and that Jesus was probably his then.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
WOOOO! this wins everything!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 May 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Pffffft!
The first frame is the best one.
"BADA-BING" says God.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 3 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 3 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

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