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Ninj ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:07,
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marvellous
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:08,
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Pete & Kate in a right ol ...
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KingOfMyCastle ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:06,
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moss's anus is is a right 2&8
100% FACT
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:08,
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have you been snuffling around it again?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:08,
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don't you mean 100% TRACT?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:09,
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tattered?
Yes, I've not been sleeping well.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:12,
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bint + cunt = bunt
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:08,
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he has a hooooooj neck!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:21,
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Piiiiiigs iiiiiiin spaaaaaaace!
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Ian Woosnam ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:06,
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In one minute you will reach the edge of the universe
There you will learn the meaning and purpose of life. But it's swill stroganof for lunch!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:09,
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haha
with pamela hamderson?
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:09,
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Spamela Hamderson
Was a real muppet character when they resurrected it a few years back. Her and David Hoggselhoff.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:11,
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price of bacon just went up!
Woo!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:14,
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Piiiiiigs iiiiiiin spaaaaaaace!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:17,
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skii
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invisibliss ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:05,
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hahaha
that's got disintegrated septum written all over it :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:06,
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A refugee from Coooobah
nice
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BobMonkhouse is a lacist ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:07,
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i kill alla you far-king cock-a-roaches!
Woo Yeah!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:15,
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I'm going for a...
At this rate there will be no celebrity/toilet based images left...
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Fitznicely into a thimble ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:57,
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If there's a God...
EDIT: Signing off in a bit. What should I play - Sims, Tycoon or City Builder?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:59,
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Or even a man with a big stick
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:00,
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Play Sim Tycoon in the City
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:04,
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Thank you (sarcasm)
Seriously though...
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:07,
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:(
*cries* flip a coin! :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:09,
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a three-sided coin
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:09,
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nah
flip a coin for a choice of two then flip a coin for the remaining one and do it best of three in random order or something, I dunno this seems more complicated all of a sudden
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:17,
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some sort of round-robin tournament is in order
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:20,
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yes
with independant international observers to monitor it
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:22,
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There there
*fondles*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:14,
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8)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:16,
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SIMS SIMS SIMSSIMSSIMSSIMSSIMSSIMSSIMSSIMS
sims
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:09,
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transport
tycoon...otherwise i suggest you go on a mission to buy it :D better than the sims by tenfold
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The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens* ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:08,
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May just do that
I do have it, so no mission required!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:12,
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and you have to play it
On the childrens sweet setting.... Yey for candyfloss forests!
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The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens* ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:21,
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I don't understand
I can't do rhyming slang, and don't really want to. Is it George Michael? :¬S
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:02,
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It's the old one 'Guy wearing Okleys seamed on to a sign'
Or Fine.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:21,
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Who be that be then?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:03,
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It's Anneka Rice, Ya Crazy Welshman!
I'm offski t'ra xx
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:03,
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bye freebs
she is looking rough
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:04,
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See you freebs
Same time tomorrow in the cupboard?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:04,
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tuttybye freebs :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:05,
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But what's she rhyming slang for?
Custard Slice?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:06,
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slash (as in a piss)
this is a hard compo for people eh?
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get on with it Über alles in der Welt ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:07,
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Pat Cash?
at a guess I think he plays football or something
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:05,
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pat cash = /
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get on with it Über alles in der Welt ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:07,
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I don't get that smilie
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:07,
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wasnt a smile
was a slash
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get on with it Über alles in der Welt ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:09,
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I know
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:10,
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Right.
This compo sucks arse
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:07,
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right you are
I haven't even done Bob Hope = dope yet, and at this rate I'm unlikely to be arsed How was Wales?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:09,
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i agree
whoever thought this one up is a "ginger"
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get on with it Über alles in der Welt ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:11,
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Superhappyfunsadtiem!
I wouldn't recommend anything funereal on a comedown. Alcohol helps obviously. How's being a year older?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:14,
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Not too bad
made no attempt to grow up whatsoever :) sorry to hear about your dad
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:15,
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Cheers!
If you organise another bash try for late June. Ta.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:27,
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Roger, Wilko
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:35,
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Nearly
He plays/played Tennis... ...But its all a loads of balls
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Fitznicely into a thimble ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:20,
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I know
:(
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24,
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Chloe Shake, anyone?
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:54,
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ahhhr these give me the hard!
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dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:55,
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They would if I had anything that worked that way
*looks down* Oooh, except them!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:56,
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are those bullets in your bra
or are you jus happy to see me?
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:57,
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haha!
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dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:57,
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*blushes*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:58,
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Peanut smuggler eh?
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:59,
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Pea from last nite
sorry, it's just too wierd looking at this a 2nd timeno grammar ninjas here, go away
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:59,
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I'll stay sitting
for another 10 minutes then!
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duck Quack ! ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:56,
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graphical graphite!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:56,
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MORE FILTH PLEASE
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:56,
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She must get terrible back pain
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:57,
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She's rich.
She had her spine replaced with an articulated titanium column.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:58,
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ah
Good thinking on her part.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:59,
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crikey
nips like saucers!
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:57,
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Her milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:57,
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GOOD LORD!
*drops monocle* they are massive nipples. and i for one endorse this kind of thing.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:01,
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*pffffft*
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this week i am mostly - medicated ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:09,
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Carrying on from Optimus Prime yesterday
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:51,
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that's rather ace now
is that slot at the front for videotapes?
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:52,
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Ooh, purdy!
In a totally-masculine-robotic-shinyness sort of way
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:52,
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Oooh, that's grand!
Nice work
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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:53,
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top work fella
it's ace
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:53,
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wh00p!
it's already ten times better than the film** number will increase after actual viewing
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:54,
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hurrah! and an excuse for a RP from yesterday...
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:54,
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pfft
the cat makes it
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UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:58,
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transform and roll out!
woo!
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:55,
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cool
see above
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BobMonkhouse is a lacist ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:55,
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Crimony.
Impressive!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:55,
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YEAH BWOY!!!
*clicks hard*
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:57,
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wow
outstanding
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The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:58,
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shiney shiney shiney boots of leather....
erm wait... no Woo!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:00,
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That is a work of excellence
Woo!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:03,
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ace.
"i'll rip out your optics!"
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:13,
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A slightly different one this....
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:49,
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ooow
*FEARS* argh teh capslocks!
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dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:51,
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yeah, that is pretty fearifying
*shivers slightly*
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:53,
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*hugs*
safety in numbers
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dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:56,
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ahhh the ol' popular hardcore tune springs to mind
felt like i was down a long dark tunnel *drops the BASS!*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:51,
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*has that song also*
good idea! sunshine and bass - lovely combination!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:53,
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sunshine??
what sunshine? all i gots is grey, grey clouds :(
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:56,
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its really really sunny here
*points at the sun*
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:12,
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and this is in your head?
I may actually have nightmares
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:56,
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Glad I could help :)
PS I've always had a different opinion of who Death actually is after reading too much Diskworld one week :p
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:58,
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i stopped fearing Death (the grim reaper anyways) this way :D
*has no fear* *shits it*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:00,
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I suppose calling his horse "Binky" has something to do with it :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:02,
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This is a good
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:06,
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This appointment occurs in the past... WTF?
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BobMonkhouse is a lacist ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:49,
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Arf!
This wins everything: - funny - well done - not compo - neither apple nor pear related *click*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:50,
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hahahaha
nice
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:51,
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hahah brill!
"All day event" :)
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:52,
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ha ha ha!!
i like it :)
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:52,
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Love it!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:53,
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hahahaha
you made me dun a LOL in the office woo
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:53,
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"I've had your son and he loved it"
Arnie done him up the ass hard :D woo
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:53,
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ass to la blista
baby
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:55,
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hehehehe
hahahaha
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BobMonkhouse is a lacist ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:56,
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"Humping and pumping" :D
Plus that Youtube vid of him training, and talking about cum, funny as feck :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:56,
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i've been watching Angry Nintendo Nerd all day
his vid on game and video chronology is funny also watched 23 mins of that frustrated Mario guy that had me in tears :D
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:58,
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no access to a sound card at the mo (sulks)
relying on stuff like Takeshi's Castle to keep me happy in work :p
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:07,
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hahahaha
ha
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:54,
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^this
only with more 'ha'
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Meta4 ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:15,
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arf!
that's fantastic! i'm still giggling... I salute you, sir.
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bruised_blood has no bruises ,
Fri 4 May 2007, 9:01,
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Pffft.
Henceforth I will think of that whenever I use the outhouse calendar.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Fri 4 May 2007, 22:00,
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ah yes
I was reading Buff Hoon's interview the other day.. fucking pathetic, 'oh well in retrospect I suppose we did make a few mistakes..', yes Geoff you hooked up with a bunch of right wing nutters in America who didn't know what they were doing, and everyone warned you!! Grrrr fucking retard /rant over :), sorry woo to the pic!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:34,
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does this remind anyone else of running man?
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:35,
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yes
very scary
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:37,
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who loves you? and who do you love?
yes it does actually
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:48,
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...oh but they DO know what they are doing.
I am not condoning it, but they are fully aware of what they are doing. edit: in resonse to the 'right wing' statement. The powers that be are NOT right wing, they are NOT religious fundamentalists, they are simply riding that bandwagon to maintain their vote. ...not that voting matters anymore :/
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:36,
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well
I agree that they're not very religious at all, they're just keeping up that charade in order to keep the Jesus vote, but I do think people like Dick Cheney are genuinely very right wing! I also don't see as much conspiracy in Iraq as some people, just complete incompetence and deceit.. However people like Geoff Hoon are just lackeys, they signed up to a military jaunt that they had no control over whatsoever. IMHO :)
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:43,
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they knew EXACTLY what they were doing
even removing the caveattes from the dossier to convince parliment - changing the intelligence to fit the agenda fucktards
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The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:47,
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Oh right
Yes on that I agree, that was blatant lies, and they knew it
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:48,
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It's amazing how often
Geoff Hoon knows fuck all about what's going on.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:41,
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Hoon isn't his full name
It's Hoonoes
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:42,
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ha ha!!
you tickle me :)
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:48,
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I do?
Obviously not using my weapons hard enough*tickles*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:49,
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*stretches*
*enjoys*
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The King of Hats Cone of shame ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:52,
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yes!
a defence minister who didn't know the 45 minute claim was conventional weapons not nuclear in the propaganda push in the days before the war 2 options 1.he was incompetent or 2.a liar either way he should have been booted out
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The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:44,
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Depressing, isn't it?
I'm from a rock-solid Labour family, but I'm beginning to think it might be best to get the tories back in, just to demonstrate to idiots like Hoon and Bliar that this behavior is just not acceptable..
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:46,
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it s not about right or left this is just a dog and pony show, it's always about corporatism, they learn this the minute they come into office the changes that need to be made are too radical for the voters - which involves radical changes to the banking system
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The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:48,
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True
we've reached an era of ideologically-bankrupt administrative government, a competition to see who's the best bank manager :(
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:50,
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true
it's no coincidence all these head polticos are ex baristers and lawyers who know how to manipulate language and semantics to avoid prosecution when they get caught remember Clinton definiting the word 'if' during Lewinsky to get off perjury charges
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The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:57,
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id like
1 term of tories to get labour back into a more sensible situation. i think i could deal with seeing david cameron on tv every day more than i could ever have with michael howard (this is solely how i base my vote)
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:49,
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Maybe
But it's not just Cameron.. David 'hang em and flog em' Davies is in his shadow cabinet, as is William 'tory boy' Hague.. these are not moderate people!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:57,
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TJ: Breaking news!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:45,
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oh noes!
choked on a plastic bag! what a way to go. RIP rape goat :(
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:46,
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some sort of bondage game instigated by the husband, no doubt
edit: i'm rather taken with this image that appears at the bottom of the page
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:51,
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aw poor goat
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:49,
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:¬(
poor Mrs Tombe
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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:51,
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bindun
;)
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glassfrog knows nothing about computers ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:59,
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Lazy and Pratickly Bindun...
...but ah well And i've just noticed possibly a tad racist.
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Fitznicely into a thimble ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:26,
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the shiny gloss on that
just makes me queasy
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:27,
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Yeah...
the walrus of love was famed for being rather sweaty
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Fitznicely into a thimble ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:28,
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haha
yea that's it, i couldn't work it out, I'm usually ok with poo
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:32,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:41,
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In other news
The B3ta room is open Abandon work all ye who enter!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:28,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:30,
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ahhaahaa
i love how you always have this picture ready
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:30,
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i use it a lot too :)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:33,
archived )
whats isketch??
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:44,
archived )
shit
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:47,
archived )
I like to call it
WoW for people with graphics tablets
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:53,
archived )
*abandons work*
*legs it over to isketch*
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:33,
archived )
crashed already
i prefer acrowars
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:35,
archived )
i'm keen for a quick bit of acrowars if anybody else is
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fuzzy duck ? maybe. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:40,
archived )
Did you just delete that?
Am I going to have to ungag dbroon and start on you?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:28,
archived )
mphniphrrinffft!!!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:30,
archived )
Quiet you
*maims*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:33,
archived )
Can it be milked?
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evilsoc ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:28,
archived )
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:29,
archived )
Lemon+Grater
= Lemongrater? What?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:30,
archived )
It's a kumquat
Hope that clears things up...
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:30,
archived )
Clear as mud
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:32,
archived )
This^
but its funny cos its true!
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dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:52,
archived )
I like this, FACT*
*may not be FACT
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:29,
archived )
thats shit
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:29,
archived )
happy B3taday
lots of B3tadays this weeks
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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:32,
archived )
Yay!
Thank you did you see my 6000post on my b3taday also? :Dwww.b3ta.com/board/7152341
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:36,
archived )
when is it my
birthday? :(
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:41,
archived )
Not for another ten months
Sorry. Although that's just your b3taday. If your actual birthday is before then, we might say something nice to you for it.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:44,
archived )
I present, a homage!
Neville foreville!
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:24,
archived )
you confused me for a moment
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:25,
archived )
I thought you were going to be Wheely Bird
Nevertheless Huspag Sir!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:25,
archived )
Arf
sincerest form of flattery and all that : )
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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:26,
archived )
this isnt mockery
this is fan art!
(
Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:26,
archived )
I know!
The arf was because it made me larf : )
(
FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:28,
archived )
LIES
Deception averted
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:27,
archived )
Hahahaha!
Good enough to fool me! Grand! Woo!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:30,
archived )
Haha! I like.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:43,
archived )
hahaha
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:03,
archived )
A heavily laden milk-maid sloshes her way back to the farm house…….
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:18,
archived )
yes wood
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Just Flange ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:18,
archived )
Delightful!
If only ALL the peasant girls in my village were that good looking!
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Ratsta ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:19,
archived )
Lol
Thanks jollyjack, I'm sure my friend will like this :P
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 22:27,
archived )
i used to read an american magazine
that had kahlua ads in it that were very similar to that pic so for that, have a woo
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:19,
archived )
Details?
no, was the name of the mag Details?
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:21,
archived )
yes, i believe it was :)
i was going to put that originally, but wasn't sure enough nings!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:23,
archived )
'nings!
I loved that magazine for about three years. Good times. Got the Gaz, thanks. I'll give it a try.
(
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:28,
archived )
:D
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:31,
archived )
Woo!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:19,
archived )
slosh slosh slosh
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:19,
archived )
*tries to think of jugs joke*
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:20,
archived )
Huzzah!
*squeezes udders*
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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:20,
archived )
is it wrong to fancy cartoon humanoid animals?
(
Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:20,
archived )
She's not a cartoon animal.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:24,
archived )
the question still stands
sorry, mistook a flick in the hair as an ear, don't mean to offend :(
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:30,
archived )
In that case...
If the question still stand, you have my backing... (as long as Mrs. Broom isn't around)
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:32,
archived )
I see no tail...
fancy all you want...
(
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:24,
archived )
Bloody Hell
I would too
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:20,
archived )
WHEY!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:22,
archived )
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:23,
archived )
Oof
Tetragrammmatron!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:24,
archived )
curd you be any more cheesy?
(
Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:24,
archived )
Ooof!
you'd cheddar have a good reason for that...
(
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:26,
archived )
Careful now
You're really starting to rind me up.
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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:28,
archived )
Caerphilly now, Shirley C];0D
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:30,
archived )
yogurt some nerve
don't be uht of order!#barrel scraping noise#
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:28,
archived )
scraping the barrel?
I've still tons left . . . you'd better brielieve it!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:31,
archived )
Stop!
I Camembert it anymore!
(
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:33,
archived )
it looks like her cups runneth over.
and she's spilling milk as well.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:22,
archived )
she's lovely!~
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:22,
archived )
needs more squirrel
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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:23,
archived )
She must be very strong
to heft those two heavy milk containers around.
(
PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:24,
archived )
is that her own milk?
looks like she's still got enough left for breakfast
(
mutated monty ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:26,
archived )
FILTH!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:28,
archived )
FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH
FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH FILTH
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:37,
archived )
phwoar!
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:34,
archived )
I bet
she's off to serve beer to pirates in the evening. Yaaaaaaar!
(
duck Quack ! ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:55,
archived )
it's time to loundah, mah kahmahh
yeah, it's me
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:17,
archived )
Photoshopped pictures onl...
Oh I can't be bothered. Woo!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:18,
archived )
Tell me is it time to get down...
/Lo Fi Allstars...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:18,
archived )
*remembers*
*makes note to dig out album*
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Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:21,
archived )
David James?
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Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:18,
archived )
hahaha that looks like my girlfriends brother
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Just Flange ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:18,
archived )
I had a feeling you'd look like this
and all the pics of girlies you do are your images of the perfect female.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:19,
archived )
get out of my head!!
:D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:21,
archived )
hahaha
nice work fella
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:20,
archived )
Whats that in your ear?
Woo!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:23,
archived )
bluetooth
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:34,
archived )
you are not that woman from star trek!
*slaps your face*
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:37,
archived )
If you believe I was trying to present myself as Uhura
it was not my intent. I DO see the very strong resemblance *rolls eyes*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:43,
archived )
*rolls em back*
bluetooth is only for uhura! no one else should wear such a thing unless they wish to look a tool
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:57,
archived )
Ahahha
Thats exactly how I thought you would look.
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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:24,
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David Blane in the Membrane
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PunkBuster ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:15,
archived )
hahaha
(
Just Flange ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:16,
archived )
David Gest?
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:16,
archived )
haha!
(
dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:55,
archived )
all this weeks entries should be like this
RIS free!
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:17,
archived )
RIK?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:20,
archived )
Top Class!
Not many good-uns on this months but this is one of my favs
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XLVII .uk ,
Sat 5 May 2007, 16:42,
archived )
Pick on a texture LOL!!!11!! eleventy!!1
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:13,
archived )
hahahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:14,
archived )
HAHAHAHA
FP that now!!!
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:15,
archived )
Curses!
You've jinxed it. Now it'll never be an FP :(
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:16,
archived )
And what a lovely texture it is...
a tactile delight for hand and eye....
(
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:15,
archived )
tactile delight for my eyes?
*tests* AAAAAH, I'm blind!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:17,
archived )
Hahaha
I've had gravel in the eye before. It hurts lots.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:18,
archived )
I have too
some fucker threw a handful of gravel in my eyes. I got hit in the eye by a football last week and didn't have time to close it. It felt like it had knocked my eye into my skullbox. I had pink vision for two days after as well. ok now though.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:21,
archived )
Ouch
I was crossing a road when a piece of gravel flew up from a car and bounced off my eyeball, leaving me blind in the middle of a main road. Nice.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:25,
archived )
argh
that's a bit scary! should write to the government. they'll pass a law against gravel, or something.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:29,
archived )
Nah...
They'll just give the unemployed road glue and make them fix all the loose gravel to the road. First up, the M1.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:34,
archived )
Works every time...
*passes Optrex*
(
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:19,
archived )
hee hee! needs more apples and pears
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:16,
archived )
a horse walks into a bar.
bar tender asks: why the low res? Woo btw, exellent idea :D
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:16,
archived )
Haha! Top lateralising.
(
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:20,
archived )
Pffft
hahaha!
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:44,
archived )
arf!
That's great hummus right there. Woo!
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 17:04,
archived )
it's an "a-ski" picture...
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new_matt ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:11,
archived )
Pfft!
(
Northern Lovely ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:12,
archived )
oooohooohooo
nicely done
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:12,
archived )
Did you
use a program or do it the hard way?
(
shoney ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:13,
archived )
i was gonna
ascii the same question, ...but was afraid i'd get a stupid ansi
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:14,
archived )
aaaaaaaaaaah
get off! it burns! aaaah!C:\ cd\pedrohin C:\PedroHin del *.*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:16,
archived )
hem hem
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new_matt ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:22,
archived )
Good work that man!
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:13,
archived )
Yes
Pffft! Have a Skiwi
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M@n!nblacK ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:20,
archived )
Groan!!!!!!!!!!!!
(
Big Ian has stopped changing his sig ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:47,
archived )
A bad idea poorly executed
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The Venerable Tweed Is still lurking on ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 15:59,
archived )
text on a pic hour!
woo text on a pic hour! woo! text on a pic hour! woo! text on a pic hour! woo!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:00,
archived )
Text on a text. Lol.
Damn thread deleting bastards!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:01,
archived )
yes i agree
I said to you: "I want to come to bashes so I can feel your hair" but then it got deleted by a rabid n00b
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:04,
archived )
Hahaha well I just did this
(
riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:09,
archived )
haha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:13,
archived )
Arf!
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:14,
archived )
be fair
he has gimped in the dressings in the basket
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:01,
archived )
oh ok
oops. it was in relation to the previous one as well. which is now deleted. fuck. text and bandages on a pic lolz etc
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:03,
archived )
text + picture = text on a picture
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:10,
archived )
RIGHT that's it
Nothing against you, but I hate this fucking compo and it's fucking shitness.
(
Northern Lovely ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:02,
archived )
^This
I'm readying my whip now
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:03,
archived )
*bends over*
*insults*
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:04,
archived )
I'm so sick of people posting images saying 'shit, poorly executed etc'
If it's shit don't post it! Otherwise you get people like me! Ranting!
(
Northern Lovely ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:07,
archived )
I agree.
but more importantly, I wanted Mrs Trellis to whip my arse. Maybe if I say "apples and pears apples and pears"
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:09,
archived )
*hurts*
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:11,
archived )
*screams*
My stop-word is "pomegranite"
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:14,
archived )
*gags dbroon*
Stop word? What's that?
(
Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:15,
archived )
mphhygpphnttfff!!! mphhygpphnttfff!!!
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:23,
archived )
*throws bag of candy floss*
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:11,
archived )
yay,
whens the next london B3ta Bash?
(
Pazuzu does a barrel roll ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:02,
archived )
^This
there should be at least one more where smoking is still allowed.
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:11,
archived )
whens the next Swindon bash...
*waits* *tumble weed*
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:17,
archived )
^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this ^ this
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:19,
archived )
Yoink!
I would pre-order your copies of Nuts and Zoo this week ;)
(
johnx1 I steal your images and make money from them ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:13,
archived )
I don't know who you are
But I feel obliged to call you an arse.
(
Northern Lovely ,
Thu 3 May 2007, 16:24,
archived )
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