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I've been away for a while

But I doubt anyone noticed. Anyway, have this.

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(Crude But Effective A weapon of mouse destruction, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

you've only been gone

since October

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

But

it felt like months

(Crude But Effective A weapon of mouse destruction, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

From a Shoot On Sunday

Edit: How do I stop it being tiny?

(Lupetherabbit Went straight into smirk mode on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

rub it a bit

and think happy thoughts?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

use a better camera than the one on your phone.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

Was taken

by a professional, it came out massive and I managed to make it smaller. But now it won't go any bigger than that.

(Lupetherabbit Went straight into smirk mode on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

did you save the original?

you should resize that about 500px wide.

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

Anorexia is most unappealing

Give her some chips!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

Her?

That's Marilyn Manson!

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

I thought that was

anaemia or something...she does look a bit green. Maybe she's a mould-el?

It may be time for my afternoon nap.

(Shinigami, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:09, archived)

I can afford loads of this since I won the australian lottery, again

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:12, archived)

Still needs more chips

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

and a couple of burgers

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

Not exactly what I was imagining.

(Lupetherabbit Went straight into smirk mode on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

sorry, just taking the piss

www.b3ta.com/board/7167172

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

oh mindpissed... have mine anyway

www.b3tards.com/u/5d4c552eb78a7f1b7de2/greenmeanie2.jpg

edit Linky coz its too fucking big and i cant be arsed making it smaller

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

Here's Another

tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6h3wdb8 Linky cos of biggie.

(Lupetherabbit Went straight into smirk mode on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

purple!

is that you? Any special reason for these?

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

Yes, it is me.

Just wanted to see what the reaction to my first 'shops were.

(Lupetherabbit Went straight into smirk mode on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

I don't know if it was sought

but they both have a certain zombie effect to them. In that respect they are very good.

No offense.

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

whilst it's not really the point of b3ta, posting pics of yourself

that one does present you very well. Yum.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:26, archived)

Thanks

(Lupetherabbit Went straight into smirk mode on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:27, archived)

any time

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

she needs more food

*offers cake*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

Your sig

is from Red Dwarf, is it not?

Huzzah for that, and huzzah for this!

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 8 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

1 min of work = a lifetime with the devil....

If someone could confirm this is the worst thing anyone has ever posted on b3ta as the first image post I would appreciate it...

(obesevegan wont pay for b3ta credit crunch etc excuse, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:50, archived)

Too much...

/ignore

(Lupetherabbit Went straight into smirk mode on, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:50, archived)

I love b3ta's double standard

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

Don't judge B3ta

on one noob's reply.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

You fuckers, its ok when the deed has been done eh? Leah Betts, Soham murders etc... Ill be honest it was difficult pressing submit. - I was eating at the time...

(obesevegan wont pay for b3ta credit crunch etc excuse, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

Just ignore him

That was uncalled for. He's a big rude bit.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:55, archived)

if it was funny

id give it the thumbs up but what the fuck is the parallel between that poor wee ickle baba and flight of the navigator?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

the kid in flight of the navigator disappears also

the humour in this pic is not my cup of tea but i understand it.

my cup of tea would involve more lasers and ninjas and less abducted kids.

but i'm not going to ignore on the basis of it.

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

He's in a fucking space ship,

not in a paedo-hoose!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

I don't know

*waits for punchline*
Edit: Actually, I don't recognise who is in the picture. Is that a murdered girl?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

not yet

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:10, archived)

well

it's more of a Schrodinger's cat situation

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

this^

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

Oh blimey

It's that missing girl?
*spangs original poster in the gob*
*shuns thread*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

tbh i'm surprised this is the first time she's been featured.

not my idea of funny personally, but there are certain things you expect to happen on b3ta.

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

reality is

even some things are beyond the limits of most people on here...well for the first 6 months after the event happened usually

(iapetus, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:33, archived)

no it's not

but pffft!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

Sorry

It's not.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

There have been worse.

Still, haha!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

I always find that 1 meg bmps are more horrifying

me office comps collapse at the meer thought of it.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

I have no idea what tf is going on but it's far from the worst

ever first post. You do not fail as you at least managed to get the image posted ;) Welcome etc.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

^This

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:54, archived)

well..

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

pffft

made me lol

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:41, archived)

I like it because

it's tasteless. I'd give you a lovely animated woo but frankly I can't be arsed to make one.

(scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

i am gonna make

i bile riddled, spiteful, evel, malevolent grat-big-fuck-you of a picture so i have something to post to cocks such as this when they think they are b3tan when clearly they are just try-hards
Result:
YOU ARE FAIL

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

"A member for 6 months"

you do not represent this website.

Shut your hole.

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

No, anyone who represents this website gets a torrent

of 'post a pic and read the faq n00b' thrown at them

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:07, archived)

But he's quite lully

and soon will.
I've adopted him.
*tucks under arm*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:09, archived)

*envies his current posistion*

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:10, archived)

*Grabs DD*

*tucks another the other arm*
PROFIT!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

you were around years back

when i was called (amongst many other things) c0un7z3r0

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:17, archived)

Fuck me

you were a right cunt then. No wonder you persist in breaking the filesize rules.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

were you around then?

dont remember you, I was going through my howard stern type attitude early 20's thing then, im almost middle aged now so im all rightious and 'actually....'

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:34, archived)

I remember you having that great 'reservoir penguins' idea...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

a little uncalled for?

or are you being ironic?

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Mousing, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:07, archived)

it would be stupid for us to flame you for this

since many worse jokes and images have been made about other subjects

so woo to you for pushing the limits, if we cant do it on the internet where the hell can we? :-)

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

yes

there is some completely innapropriate jokes

of course, it's only funny when it happens to someone else

if it touches someones nerve becuase of personal experience you get the double standard screaming going on

I don't know where I'm going with this, but some folk might need to ponder their reactions

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

^^this^^

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

^^yep, this

After all the taking the piss out of 9/11 (myself included), I can hardly get uptight about this.

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

Obviously a matter of opinion

9/11 was a long time coming.
If i was iraqi i'd behead every american i could get my hands on and the same goes for any invading motherfuckers coming to blighty.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:28, archived)

^^^this in abundance^^^

everything is fair game on B3ta.
If someone's personal taste or morals are offended by something,
then the solution is simple, hide the post and/or choose not to reply to it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

Not the worst thing by a long shot

And I'm sure you mean no harm. My issue is with it's lack of funny.

(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

Not funny.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

its sorta like the internet equivelant of late night bbc3

offensive, you get it, but its not very funny
im not gunna slag it off though because it couldve been a helluva lot worse

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

Well

I was considering creating and posting an image on the subject but after reading the responses to yours I don't think I'll bother.

Give it a few days until they've found her and then try again

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

Hmmm

Exactly, I wasn't sure if the flight of the navigator theme would have worked post discovery...

(obesevegan wont pay for b3ta credit crunch etc excuse, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:24, archived)

I don't think I really understand this

or the reaction to it, so I'm reserving judgement. What I can say is, it's not a redex and it's a reasonable filesize.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

repost this in a week or so and the people complaining will probably like it by then

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mugatu, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

IT's good

but it's not right.

Good work, though, n00b.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

welcome aboard new fella

irrespective of the responses, good to have you on board, and 'pushing the limits' as it were

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:27, archived)

Thanks,

I have since deleted the goatse themed ideas I had, in retrospect I should have saved them for the aftermath of this sad event...

(obesevegan wont pay for b3ta credit crunch etc excuse, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

hahaha, as long as they're linked and marked NSFW if they're goatse, then you'll be fine fella :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

I must confess to not finding the post 'amusing'

but it didn't rape my non-university bandwidth, or my eyes for that matter

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 21:06, archived)

HAHAHAHA

How fricking awesome would it be if that's whats happened? :D

Horribly insensitive but I still giggled. This isn't the place for politics but the parents kinda asked for it going off for a meal and leaving her alone in the room, doesn't matter HOW close they were.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

i think you'll find

it's ok to joke about anything as long at is at least quite funny

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 8 May 2007, 21:18, archived)

I have a box of compo rations, dated 1993. Would you like to share in the delicacy?

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 21:21, archived)

This..

I think is over the line and..NOT FUNNY

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Bevy, Wed 9 May 2007, 0:07, archived)

ok?

The question is did you feel guilty for laughing?

(obesevegan wont pay for b3ta credit crunch etc excuse, Wed 9 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

A pineapple dances...

...outside the pineapple :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:32, archived)

that am v woo :D

awesome as ever :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

I love your dancing things

and I love walled gardens.
I am a happy bunny :)
WOO

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

hooray!

i have a big soft spot for walled gardens too, the one at the pineapple is particularly fine

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:48, archived)

I thought so too

and was quite envious.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

fruits is good

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

yay!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:48, archived)

woo!

Dancing pinapple is my new fav dancing fruit.

(TheGreatElvis, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

Everyone loves pinapples.

Keep on rocking m'lady.

t'ra all

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:38, archived)

cyas

*goes back to work for last 20 mins*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:39, archived)

haha

I only say the top of that image and already new who's lovely name would be at the bottom.

Smashing. And juicy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

hehe, i can't resist

making fruit and veg boogie :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:50, archived)

CLECCY CLECCY CLECCY

alright there, are you well

/jives with the pineapple

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

grandma!

i am well thanks, if ludicrously busy at the moment... how's you?

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:49, archived)

peculiarodd!

but good, I'm busy with GQ2 at the moment

glee to the max, nice to see you're still about good luck with the busies :)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:50, archived)

Fancy

foots works!

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:47, archived)

That is soooo wooo!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

What ho!

That's a happy fruit.

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

*CLICKY CLICKY WOO YAY*

that's a click and a woo yay, btw ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:24, archived)

that is probably the greatest thing ever made

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 May 2007, 21:24, archived)

Not Quite...

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:25, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

Lets do the time warp again

What do you think this is? popbitch last Thursday?

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

text on a pitch, er

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

god...

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Tue 8 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:32, archived)

bindun mate

good effort though

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:40, archived)

while on the theme of sandcastles...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:24, archived)

Hahahahaha

That's rather woo if you don't mind me saying

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:25, archived)

hahaha

nicely

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

Haha!

Awesome.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

I saw the retail price earlier and *gasped*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:13, archived)

What? Does it cost more than 20p?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:16, archived)

is that how much 2 hours of download costs nowadays?

ripoff

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:21, archived)

and then they wonder why torrents are so popular...

Adobe CS3 price

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:20, archived)

they are taking the piss somewhat

methinks

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:22, archived)

Because I had

previously bought PS CS2, Illustrator CS2, Acrobat pro 7 and Macromedia studio 8 I qualified for an upgrade ( they have two tiers of upgrade, 1 product or multiple products/suites ) and so saved a bit of money but I seriously think this will be the last time.

I plumped for Adobe Creative Suite 3 Design Premium and I am now the proud owner of the following
I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

For the princely sum of £599 plus £125.79 VAT coming to £724.79. That is remember on top of what it cost me to buy my previous versions.
I can afford it and I like to support developers as much as possible but aI think this is the end. I've spent enough with Adobe over the last 10 years. I'm still waiting for my mail detailing my 'free gift' to claim ( no idea what it is ) as was promised when I registered the software on Saturday.

Sorry, rant over, as you were.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

you'll be over the moon when you receive your adobe branded pen

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

hehe I know

to be fair I do get free access to e-seminars and can learn a lot from experts in direct contact meetings. I also get regular invites to seminars held around the country for personal training ( which I need but never use ). You can not get this any other way than having an adobe account and having your products registered. I might attend the online design meeting tonight actually

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

it's all just stuff at the end of the day

it costs what it costs

they know that some folk are going to pirate it no matter what

so they just do what they do. make the most of the seminars and that and you can become famouse photosoup artiste innit :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

Fuck 'em

a hacked version of 7.0 seems to work perfectly well.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:22, archived)

I've got PS7 at home

and CS2 at work, and haven't noticed to much difference

/medium-experienced user blog

Edit: other than quite a lot of things now I come to think about

I think I might shut up and cook my supper

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:24, archived)

There is not a massive leap from 7 to CS2 but the differences are there

going to CS is definitely worth it for people still using 5 which is no better than the latest Paintshop photo Pro XI ( new name for psp ). To be honest CS£ is very little different, so much so I find muself not even using it as I have not uninstalled CS2 yet ( too many plugins to migrate and annoyingly a lot that won't work with the new engine )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:49, archived)

I'll tell you what's different to version 7

it doesn't let you play with images of banknotes so easily

:D

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

Some nice preview features in the filters I think

plus the text warp tool makes making b3ta club badges easier

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:10, archived)

I have a plugin which is perfect for that

puts a glass or plastic effect over any image whilst adding the correct displacement of the base image for the size of bevel you add.

I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:26, archived)

Oh do reveal fella!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

It's part of

Alien Skin Eye candy 5 Impact. The glass filter.

www.alienskin.com/ec5i/index.html

I've bought 11 products from Alien Skin and they only make 11. That's how much I'd recommend them.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

Ah!

oh well, I was hoping something free might pop-up, but thanks for responding mate. The zoological society, where I work, is a charity; it took a bit of work to get my immediate boss to get CS2* in (at the charity *one licence* price), i'm not going to get that past her

for b3ta badges..
;)

*Did immediate $1000 dollar image sale to National Geographic

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 21:19, archived)

"I'll use the ladder thanks".

Click for others

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

that's odd

and impressive

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:50, archived)

Hahaha!

Nice Rapunzellage

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 May 2007, 18:50, archived)

hahah

nice

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:56, archived)

yay for little folk on ladders. Woo

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:59, archived)

Gah!

Scary shit!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:00, archived)

Nahhhhhhhhhh.

A scary shit is one that winks at you from the toilet bowl.

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:13, archived)

that is fecking weird

*tries not to stare at pic*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:01, archived)

creepy.

dont ever do that to me please

(TheGreatElvis, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:04, archived)

Nice!

Where's the source image(s) from?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:02, archived)

found it on google

think it was worth1000.com, nice image :)

here it is; source

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:05, archived)

er...

WOyayO!

(lichnis chalcedonica, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:06, archived)

Nice

You make the sandcastle?

(TheGreatElvis, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:07, archived)

nah, see the source pic link above

I just tend to doctor stuff very slightly that's all :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:09, archived)

haha

i love your stuff, simple yet brilliant! have a woo, a yay AND a hoopla!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:07, archived)

cheers matey

Hurrah for teh Paint!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

silly rapunzel

luverly :]

Have a cat..
I is in your kitchenz getting mah haircutz by hamsterz

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onemushroomhunting wombling free since, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:11, archived)

just been cobbling these together

if youve got one, get it out and lets all have a look

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:45, archived)

tut tut. You should save them for a massive post failure.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

I was going to

but I got impatient

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

I'm keeping them for proer usage

_{besides, they are not ready yet}

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:49, archived)

oh god....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:51, archived)

You are fail woman!!

Heh heh

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 8 May 2007, 18:55, archived)

*feigns look of utter disappointment*

*fails*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:00, archived)

Im new. :)
Hope i do this right...

Dalek sec does the weekly shopping.

Fun uses of teleporting.

Edit: Thanks for the warm welcome guys.
Look any better plentyofants?

(TheGreatElvis, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:40, archived)

hazaa

looks great

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:46, archived)

haha. there's a bit of a lull in proceedings in the middle though

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:46, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:50, archived)

Hehee

Wasn't that popular theme on the Mary Whitehouse experience ?

/misses that show and wishes they would put it on DVD :(

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Xkimo was at work on, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:53, archived)

There's occasionally

vid captured versions on eBay.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:55, archived)

thought you meant video footage of the original graffiti there for a sec

that would've been great
also what'd be good: original tmwe radio series on cd. but i think there's all sorts of rights disputes with the series that mean it won't get released any time this side of the second coming

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:03, archived)

Yeah, shame that.

I keep an eye out for it on torrent sites and ebay.

the TV series is up on UKNova at the moment.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:24, archived)

ooh

edit: hmm, TTL 26 hours. arse

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

And there's always a slight chance of them repeating it on BBC7

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

Youtube has some

www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Mary+Whitehouse+experience&search=Search

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:08, archived)

hahahahahaha

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:14, archived)

not bad at all for a first go

have the customary newbie-that-isnt-shit woo

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

Ace shoplifting scam!

and welcome abored

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 May 2007, 18:52, archived)

i think you've done that very right

try to post a 400K static image sometime this week though or some people won't think you're a bona fide newbie.

oh, and wlcome to b3ta :D

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:16, archived)

Velcome

pull up an owl, shop a ballistic missile, etc

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:20, archived)

coming tomorrow

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my mum, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

Text on a blank image!!

(

Grampa, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:38, archived)

Your mum. GEEEEEEERRTCHA!!!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:38, archived)

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERTCHA!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:42, archived)

your maiden aunt.

then her poodle.

Then its worms.

Then I get reeeeeeally nasty....

(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 8 May 2007, 18:58, archived)

gosh

I'm glad this is text only

Woosome text indeed

(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:39, archived)

Rebecca Elizabeth Marier has become the first woman to graduate 'top of the class' at West Point, the US Military Academy.

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:40, archived)

haha

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my mum, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:41, archived)

random subject lines in my inbox.

An sandman here buoyant

He nankin in miltona

do well cassock

exotic 100% Carlos

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:46, archived)

have it
have it
double

I'll trade the Carlos one for A
reception no dispensate

:)

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

One never knows what's in a puddle these days.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 8 May 2007, 18:34, archived)

drop shadow for the win!

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Grampa, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:35, archived)

it's alright. there'll be a helicopter along to save her in a minute

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

Hehe

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 8 May 2007, 18:46, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

MODS R GEY

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:34, archived)

Shit on a stick!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:35, archived)

gosh

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:35, archived)

Woo!

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Grampa, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

You did a naughty.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:38, archived)

oi!

you don't like b3ta? Then go somewhere else!

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:43, archived)

who said i dont like b3ta?

geylord

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:07, archived)

sorry, didn't know you were a big geyer

for some reasons today was a bad day

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:55, archived)

Mindpiss

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:55, archived)

that was the idea

(A Hospital Carpark, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:08, archived)

nicked from my vid linky last night

which is good, cos my linky must have been WOO, as is this, WOO i say, WOO!

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

Inspired by /talk

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:31, archived)

ROBOTS!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:31, archived)

the real megatron

had a quite substantial (though stubby) cock
can't think why the designers didn't notice that

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:33, archived)

Sorry TJ

b3ta room anyone?

SOrry that's lully btw

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:33, archived)

ACROWARS FTW!

Plus... On this screen.. the board is pink and stripey... am I going crazy?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

I'm with TUTT

On this. Acrowars is better, but only if there are at least 5 of you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:40, archived)

this /\

with nipples

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 8 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

Skyrocket

Sorry for the bad London talk.

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Tue 8 May 2007, 18:31, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:31, archived)

déjà vu

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

mmm

ham & pea soup

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:38, archived)

you are fail

do not pass hull
Do not collect your brain
Go directly to the re-posting in a new thread corner.

welcome to lackworld : population - you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:42, archived)

Art exams. Fun.

CFB and on DeviantArt. The preview thing in DA kind of spoils the "story" though.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:15, archived)

You shall will teh exanins!

On another note: THE BITCH!

Just saw the woman what lives in one of the flats opposite.
She opened the door, found a load of junk mail,
so just threw it into the middle of the street!

EDIT: I love the textures on that!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:17, archived)

The 'security' for my apartment block

lets in dirty leafleters with netto carrier bags full of menus for places like 'kebabish' and 'texas fried chicken'.

I open the door and throw them into the corridor so the cleaner (who I pay for with my service charge) complains enough for security to stop letting them in.

The end.

(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:21, archived)

Hear, hear.

Make the job intolerable by being routinely abusive to cold callers and junk deliverymen. That way they'll quit, it'll be harder to hire them and we eventually will get less call centres and a better average standard of living.

Fucking parasites.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:23, archived)

I honestly wouldn't mind

But they come every fucking day. The same leaflets. I have never ordered anything from them yet they post 5 a day. :(

I am fairly nice to everyone else mind. Honest.

(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:24, archived)

Although the people working in the call centres will be abused for trying to make a living

and will have trouble finding a better paying jobs.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:24, archived)

This is a common argument,

but if I chose to work in a vivisection plant I'd get abuse. They deserve it. Cold calling is wrong and socially unacceptable. if you choose to do it then you have to accept abuse.

It's not like they are traffic wardens or tax men, they are just fucking parasites and the worse it is to work there the less people will go for those jobs, the higher the cost of direct marketing will become and the less efficient it will be.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

They can't get through the gates to my front

door so that solves a lot ( solves me taking their faces for a trip round the gravel ) but I also registered with the mailing preference service and went to see the local postmaster telling him that evry piece of litter his postie puts in my box is going back in the post box ( as I always used to do ) because they have to return it to sender and it costs both the post office and the sender. I get zero spam mail and zero cold calls.

Edit:// that's here up North of course. I have not got a chance at the London flat where there can be 30 pizza boys a day vying for my telephone trade with their spam. Next time I'm there and not working I think I shall stage a vigil at the door.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:27, archived)

Likewise.

I find 'return to sender, unknown at this address' stops all further mail, although the RPS isn't working so well at this house as it has elsewhere.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

I wonder if every state has a kind of fried chicken

I saw a takeaway "louisiana fried chicken" once

I'd be most happy to see "Alaskan Fried Chicken" and "Random Invaded Country Fried Chicken"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:23, archived)

these

am the rules

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

I think that i applaud the woman across the street.

The wankers whop are putting litter in her house should have it displayed where they can be prosecuted for littering.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:21, archived)

Pick it up

and post it back later tonight.

Either that or grass her up to the council.

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:22, archived)

or.....

go to your local chippie, or chinese etc. Normally they have loads and loads of flyers etc on the counter (they do in Swansea anyroads). Grab a handfull, then with her mail post it back through her letterbox tonight. If she does the same tomorrow, then repeat until she's literally receiving a bag full by the end of the week.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

this am very good!

woo

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:22, archived)

thanks

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

yes indeed

I like this very much and was rather rude to join in the threadjack.
I'd offer a small critique if it's welcome?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:38, archived)

Of course

edit/ I mean it's a bit late for me to do anything about it, but go ahead.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:39, archived)

Oh I was just going to say

that the text in the last frame might have benefitted from a touch of bump mapping/displacement over the mortar would have just put some icing on the cake. It's hardly an issue though. I like it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:49, archived)

I suppose making it look like wet paint would've helped, true.

Oh well. Thanks.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:51, archived)

Still bored

And lacking sufficient imagination to think up a decent use for this startlingly odd sci-fi cover from the 70s.

Oh well nearly beer o'clock.

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:12, archived)

I watched Hedwig and the Angry Inch last night

and am still a bit confused.

That's confused, not curious.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:14, archived)

Confused?

About what? Your gender identity or exactly just what the fuck that movie was on about?

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:17, archived)

The latter.

I followed gthe story, but given that it wasn't a true story it kind of failed to deliver any sense of closure.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:20, archived)

Haha

Headwig is a brilliant film

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Aenesis, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:18, archived)

Raaaarrr!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:21, archived)

*googles*

not sure it's a sci-fi film - but no matter
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_Me_Die_a_Woman

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rob, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:27, archived)

nah, I never doodled that one :(

Damn it Woman!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

Needs more

I Love Horses

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:53, archived)

Sorry for my cap

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:58, archived)

don't be sorry for the cap

jesus look at his face! Has he been dunking for chips?

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:59, archived)

Don't you know about Roc

www.rocskincare.co.uk/

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:02, archived)

why would i know about RoC?*

I'm a blurke! I divna use fookin' poncey moisturisers! Fookin' nonsey face creams!

Did you call me pint a puff?

* But i suppose then the subtle irony would haev been apparent.

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:11, archived)

They've got a website?

THIS JUST IN

(MNNNNGGH, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:19, archived)

NSFW

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:00, archived)

not safe for warts?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 18:04, archived)

Not Suitable For Women

(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:22, archived)

arf!

winner reply!

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:25, archived)

he's quite a spotty human

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:03, archived)

here goes my dinner

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:03, archived)

ooh

(

Dr. trouser, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:05, archived)

he looks remarkably feminine

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:12, archived)

Putting on the Ritz

Fuck I'm bored.

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:50, archived)

Bored?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

watch that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:55, archived)

You see happytoast's one?

Excessive Panowie

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:58, archived)

I are haven't.

But I are about to go home so i shall watch it there.

N'night!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:58, archived)

See ya mate.

It is much captainless Wow!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:00, archived)

night you

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:03, archived)

Woo to that

...and that is all.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:12, archived)

hmmm not bored anymore

just vaguely annoyed. Fuck, she has always irritated me.

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edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:59, archived)

haha

that's quite good. I hate that song, but her cover works well.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:01, archived)

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:57, archived)

In that case

b3ta room

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:59, archived)

isketch?

it don't work on this machine

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:02, archived)

Well I shall but the internet

and make it work for you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:16, archived)

that'll teach it!

the bastard!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:22, archived)

Something got lost in translation...

G'night, b3ta.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:40, archived)

haha night.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:41, archived)

haha!

seeya!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:48, archived)

Booby cunt?

Lol. What?

Edit- I'm so not ghetto enough to get that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:49, archived)

maybe you're too young

but then again, one doesn't need to know every single band
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_Count

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:51, archived)

No, have heard of them

Just didn't recognise the cover.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:53, archived)

Body Count, perhaps?

That's what it says in my copy of "Debretts Street and Ghetto Almanac"

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:51, archived)

You're not as old as me,

I read it as 'Bobby Crush' at first...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:53, archived)

pffft!

Anyone want to top that with a "Jesus live in concert" album?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:57, archived)

Another TJ PR from the wee hours

But if its adventures you want...

...adventures you shal have.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 17:53, archived)

I love all of these

woo to you :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:21, archived)

I want to go on an adventure

I figure a couple of b3tan's in a stolen double decker bus could get up to all kinds of adventures until we're stopped by "the man" in a hail of gunfire

it'll be great!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 18:25, archived)

Heh

When we were in France there was a shop called "Chalet du Pain".

I was always worried I would be horribly injured if I went in :P

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:54, archived)

Hahaha When I was at uni We used to go for great food at a place called Chateu de pain

And we always called it the house of pain:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 17:55, archived)

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