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Do I get a turn?

Edit: oops! Wrong fella!

j/k I'm sure you're a nice fella ;-)

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

Are anal worts a type of plant?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

Yes, and they only grow in South America.

It's true.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

I thought they only grew on Uranus

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

*Groans*

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

Yeah

they grow on Uranus

o_O

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

an ingredient of arse ale

\edit\ for the non-brewers in the audience ... trust me, this is a HIL-AR-IOUS joke :/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

Cured by St John's Warts

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

i forsee

many people with achey scrollwheel fingers by the end of this comp

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

I agree

whole heartedly

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

*invests in scrollwheel-related injury cures*

????
*profits*

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

"scrolling the wheel mouse"

Best euphamism ever.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

'wheel mouse'?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

mouse wheel even

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

Oh baby!!

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Aenesis, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

I want to go home now

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

I'm sure

j/k is a nice fella...all of those nice hats

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

wtfaybbq?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

ZOMGBIES!

hello fucko, fancy some beers?

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

when?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

dunno

tonight?

apparently it's big rob's round

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

Rob doesn't post many images

or repost stuff. Your facts seem quite wide of the mark.

Please try harder, possibly with your own ideas

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

is that rob then?

hahaha!!

I thought it was the guy posting all of the others!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

nope

you've just insulted the owner of this website
you wanted to shop the unwashed hippy, not the ginger fuehrer!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

fixed!

haha

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

so you just posted a big picture of the bloke who's site you're on

calling him a twunt with anal "worts" (I assume you mean warts) without thinking of checking who the picture was of?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

it's been swapped

i dunno
kids today...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

oh well

c'est la vie!

I'm sure he has experienced it all before.

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

Heheh

See my "Hilarious Adventures of Rob Manuel" series for more...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

Top Strums

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99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

But where is brian may?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

Damnit

I knew I'd forget someone!

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99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

His poodleness

goes all the way up to 11!

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Weetobix, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

*squints*

bit small, can't read what it says

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

they all have far too little clownity

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

No Jannick Gers? I'm disappointed.

Woo to this!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

Lies

No Satch
No Vai
No SRV
No Sardinas

AND NO PAUL GILBERT

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

I'd have been there all day

Instead of quick and nastying it up at lunchtime!

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99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

If Hetfield has a 10 ability

I wonder what Vai has

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

Billions!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

arf

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

AND

No Yngwie malmsteen
No Chris Impeletteri

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Aenesis, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

Satriani is amazing.

Saw him in concert this year.
Fanbloodytastic.
Oh, Steve Morse anyone?

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

Pfffft!

I wish people listened to Prog guitarists. They're the best on the planet.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

I like prog

I'm downloading the new Porcupine Tree album, so more Steven Wilson please, and some Michael Akerfeldt would be nice.

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Aenesis, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

"In Absentia"

is one of the best albums I own by them.
Is their new album out already?

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

Been out for about a month

It's very good. Although one track is touching 18 mins!

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Aenesis, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

Christ! 18 minutes is a bit much.

I'm pretty excited though.
*Runs out to the nearest record shop*

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

15 minute tracks?

www.myspace.com/fathomsband

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

Interesting work there.

Have a woo!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

Hahaha

But more sort of fretboard wankers than strummers. So needs more Malmsteen.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

BIG!

Who's been paying attention?

Help!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

yay!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

Hahahaha woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

How odd!

Woos all around.

P.S: I like these a good bit.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

bit too visible

for soemthing that's supposed to be INvisible

;)

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

That would be the IPU

and its unarguable logic.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

It's very passionate.

I'm sure it'll do the trick.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

That's a turn of heart

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SpoonMeiser, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

woo!

but i clicked help and the image on the next page is red exing
:(
edit: nevermind it was only a banner

*votes*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

Ta!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

hahaha

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

In order to push that NSFW shit down a bit . . .

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

Why so stretched?

*cries*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

I want to know about the beardage!

Do you have a secret goatie?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

Apart from the hair on my head

I have no bodily hair at all.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

you are a native american indian

aicmfp

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

thilly Prof

She doesn't own a casino!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

she cuffing should do

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

COR!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

No cover up on the chin?

TUTT got the 1 score too!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

Ouch

you have pretty high ham too!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

Not sure why

I hardly ever post anything hammy. I repost my weaponry a little, but meh.......

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

Ham is not hamtoucher related.

Merely something for me to put random numbers in.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

Just more of you to love

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

In all honesty?

I did the gnops first and then just fiddled around.

Flattery of images may go up as well as down.

As a rule of thumb I'll make ugly people like riverghost look better and fit birds look like mingers.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

You could have told me this FIRST

I'd have sent you a picture of - er - riverghost

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

There's something freudian about that I'm sure

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

*wonders which camp he is in*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

it's a wig

... for a girl

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

Hehe

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Aenesis, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

"he's a bit ginger"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

why oh who oh why

can't i find the anim i did of that, which involved him wanking a giant purple phallus?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

rocky rocky

Ra Ra RAH!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

Poor fucker

Ginger AND a centre parting.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

This will continue to haunt me at night

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

jimmy olsen?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

?Why the long face?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

The gnops isn't bad then?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

's not bad

but it looks like you've only stretched her head

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

Yes.

I made the gnops normal sized and then squidged the head afterwards.

Ah well, I might revisit her if she ever lets me look at her dragon.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

Aha, I see now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

Green dragon:

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

bearded clam

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

I JUST DON'T WANT a really big image

spaffing up the board with its general massiveness. Because I'm a whining twart.

twart

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

you're repeating yourself

www.b3ta.com/board/7177769

sure sign of madness that

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

Did you click the link?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

yes

twice

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

Ha!

Ha!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

you're repeating yourself

www.b3ta.com/board/7177769

sure sign of madness that

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

Did you click the link?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

yes

twice

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

it's under 50k you big girly laa laa

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

Click the link!

I was taking the piss out of the original naysaying git.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

aah, I missed that whole palava

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

Frapp.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

If you want post pushing, I've got this...

and let that be a lesson to him

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

Oooo!

What motion!
*Wants to click*

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

wants to dick?

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

Feel the love!!!

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

No, no, no, no, no, no

NO!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

^this

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

Be fair

That's his 1000 post picture:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

It doesn't count if you show someone else naked.

...erm...unless.. you know, it's me doing it for my 10,000.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

I've heard you've done 10,000 :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

fuck off you prick

*ignores*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

hahaha

i think mictoboy has ignored me already so he wont see me laughing behind his back

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

dear.

~~the heart~~ my annoyance
~~the love~~ my fork

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

*can't be arsed replying to you*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

welcome to lackworld you cunt

and thank fuck for adblock.

I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

fail does not belong on this board.

put it back where you found it.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

What?

In my head? You still got a fucking beef with me?
Get over it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

lol you wish you made it up

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

eh?

Of course I did. I have the PSD right here. Why would I post someone else's work when I'm quite capable of doing things myself? All I'm doing is following a trend that seemed to appear on here a few weeks ago. About 'fail' and 'lack' I don't even have a clue what started it, it just tickled me to make some pictures as a response.
Look lets avoid any unpleasantness and just ignore each other eh?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

Nooo

the ignore button is for cissys.
lets just get along in a mutual hatred/economically viable partnership, like the UK and the french.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

I'd like to feel your love..

with the end of my fucking boot!!!

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Aenesis, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

^this

and not just because it's so beautifully presented.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

eyethankyow....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

LOL

"the only show in town"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

Wow

woo to the pic.

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Aenesis, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

WRONGWRONGWRONG

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

Wotcha

down the caves on the 26th?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

...

...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

How irritating.

Wanker.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

Incoming!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

happosai

thankyou... seeing board nazis get up tight makes me laugh.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

So much love!!!

<3 <3 <3

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

go feel yourself

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

you silly human!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

'Noon.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

Holy Jebus!

that is all

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

fair enough, i suppose

*bewildered*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

That is gorgeous.

Seriously, I'd have that 7ft by 5ft and framed

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

for a murder

it didn't commit.

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schesis reported missing on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

Hurrah!

I'll do my next really big. ;)

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

cool!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

Take. More. Drugs.

they appear to work well for you!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

NIpper wasn't overly impressed with the upgrade they'd foisted on him...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

Hahahahaha!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

HAHAHA

His masters AV

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

heh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

Arfalage!

his masters drum

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

Arf!

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DogHorse plop, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

where do I crank it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

*waits for the key change*

*stands*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

*boy bands it up a notch*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

*sings pointlessly about love*

*even though I have no testicles*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

looovee is really... nice.... I imagine

I want to hold you all night long, girl
which is why I ~~wrote~~ covered this song, girl
me and my friends all think you're great, girl
we shouldn't have to wait, girl
please don't take this out of context, girl
but I want to send you a text, girl

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

*sings pointlessly about testicles*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

And there was much wailing and gnashing of teefs

dim bum?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

dirty pea?

if not it's a deffo bindun. ( not that it's not lovely of course)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

I only just made it

and I figured it would have

but that never stopped me from posting mediocre posts

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

Damn. I was hoping for a pea

so I can post stuff from the 3am hours that nobody ever sees ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

theres nothing saying you can't in an existing thread

pea away!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

do it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

Cheers fella.

I don't like to pea in other people threads when it's new work. Unless it's directly related, I think it's impolite )

anyway. My tribute to Tony

Click for bowel-moving scarily massive final frame still (280 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

cor

I like that

the final frame is really creepy, although I must admit I am usually more freaked out by blank, white eyes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

Cheers.

I'm really proud of it. Can't get any other bugger to care though so I suppose I'll just have to do the whole cabinet to get some notice ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

do it anyway!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

RPS?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

Yup fraid so...

By eclectech

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Cocksure, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!
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DogHorse plop, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

noice hat! :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

hehe

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

pritty chump

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

Chumpalicious!

Threadjack:
is it me, or is this woman's head a smidge to big for her?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/6646331.stm

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Weetobix, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

Yep.

Definitely too big for her brain, anyway.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

fucking stupid bint

sat nav does not replace eyes.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

The Wonder Chump

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Cocksure, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

Hmmph

It would of been better if my optimizing skills weren't so poo.

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

Christ

hahha

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DogHorse plop, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

hehehehehe

fabulous

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

Haha!

Class!

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Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

It would have been better if your grammar skills weren't so poo ;)

Hahahahahahaha! Great pic.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

Hahaha!

Have a woo on me.
Kermit is always an instant laugh.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

HAHAHHA!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

hahaha!

that's just silly!

no, no just silly - silly AND WOO!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

*bangs head on keyboard*

*laughs anyway*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

Excellently 'shopped

Woo!

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

Arf!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

nicely!

hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

Fantastic, I love it, it was ok, it was poor, RUBBISH! BOOOOO!

BOOOOO!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

AHahahhahahahahahaha!

ACE!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

Last one for a bit.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

Hahahah

A 1 for beardage? Cheeky!

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

it's because of the drawn on moostache

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

she might have a very thin

and slightly South American downstairs beard.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

hahaha

does she get a 3 O'Clock shadow or something?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

Beards occur in two places.

I'm not casting any aspersions however. Not me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

erm...

classic car clubs, and on tom cruise's arm?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

oooooookay

/lenny henry

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

vere nice.

are we going to get the full set by the end of the day?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

where are the rest?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

^this

I want an IVV top trump card!

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

me too

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

This

And she must be vectored.

(can I have a Captainy one please?)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

is rob manuel supposed to look scary?

every time I see that picture I hide behind the sofa*

*well, not really

(horrid, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

he wants your soul

....

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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

let me guess

it's a futon?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

no i don't actually have anything to hid behind really

except the growing piles of dirty clothes, dishes, paper, bike and computer parts.

(student)

(horrid, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

an angry TUTT is often fatal!

She shall remove your two small brains for the 1 beardage!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

She looks a bit cross in that picture

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

Hahaha these are good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

I JUST DON'T WANT a really big image

spaffing up the board with its general massiveness. Because I am a whining twart.

twart

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

Ooh! ooh! pick me!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

Quick and dirty

Bindun?

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Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

It's a staggering probability.

Barrett beats Tifa. Although she does beat Aeris. But then dog eggs beat Aeris.

It is nicely done though, so I'll woo it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

what the FUCK are you banging on about?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

Final Fantasy Seven.

Bastard popular RPG game.

Did you buy me a present?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

yes*

*no, should i have?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

Well I did ask you to.

I think you'd gone by then though.

Did you buy anything you don't really want?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

oh, shopping

i bought nothing
i have a half-price sunglasses voucher, but i look like a cunt in sunglasses, so i wasn't tempted to part with my cash

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

For your next task

Please photoshop a cunt in sunglasses.

Actually, on second thoughts, nah, don't bother :)

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

i did give a lesson on how to draw a sunglassesless cunt one

www.b3ta.com/board/6879372#post6879414

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

You're crap.

I can buy a shedload of stuff in an hour.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

challenge!

please specify the shed size before you begin.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

You pick a shed.

As long as it's not my money, I'll fill it a million times over.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

Hey I'm a bastard and it's certainly not

popular with me! I've avoided all forms of it forever and will continue to do so. I am surprisingly one of the most RPG oriented geeks you could hope to meet. Odd eh?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

:D Bet you play them damn Magic cards though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

Surely everyone does?

My Thallid/Hive deck would kick your arse.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

I fucking don't!

My tyrannids would kick the arse out of your cards though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

why no, no I don't*

I was heavily into D&D in the 70's. I'm all for CRPG these days but just have no interest in the Japanese stuff. I like it all more 'medieval'
I am currently consumed by
Neverwinter Nights 2
Oblivion - Shivering Isles
WoW
and
Dungeon Siege 2 - Broken World

and enjoy them all but they will lead to Divorce

*anymore

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

Aeris DIES!

I think.

\7 years out of date spoiler

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

Because she's shit with her shitty stick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

it was teh

aids!! nice pic sir!

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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

Tanky yoo

You never know, you could have some software soon to start photoshopping ;)

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Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

but from where..

hahaha 40%

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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

SPOILER TAGS PLEASE!!

FFS you've ruined it for everyone now giving away the story like that.

Although anyone who hasn't played it, is probably dead... I was rubbish at it.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

they aren't called GAYmes for nothing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

they aren't called gaymes

they are called games.

Your spelling is rubbish.

Silly micto.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

i didn't say they were 'spelled' GAYmes

i said they were 'called' GAYmes

if you say it out loud, you'll see my point

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

''Gay mes''

Gay mess?

Dirty boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

you love it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

I do.

I try not to, but I just.... do. It makes me feel so happy and sick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

Oh no!

I'm dead! I hadn't realised and was doing walking around and EVERYTHING.

I must be a zombie...

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

I finished the bastard

when I was off work for a week with a bad back.

With hindsight, it's shit.
Random daffodil attacks! SWOOSH!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

I haven't played it

swerves a tad too close to the geek-o-meter for my liking ;)

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

Ooh, Ta!

www.b3ta.com/links/87810

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Monty Propps, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

*chokes on pastrami roll*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

'pastrami roll'

You crazy cottagers and your lingo. Tell him to calm down.

_{One of these days I'm going to get myself in a lot of trouble}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

Hahaha

I love you Fae!

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

Harrow!

www.b3ta.com/board/7176662
Yayayayay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

hahaahahaha

THIS &uarr

*edit* oooh the microwave just went "ping"

ps I also hate Happy Toast and Hatty Tetsuo for the duration of the next 123 minutes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

wha...?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

The feeling is ever so mutual!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

Ooooh

*blushes and scuffs foot on the ground*

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

*filums hot lez action*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

*gets video camera just incase*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

GERROFF!

I saw 'em first! Grrr!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

at least i didn't choke on the two pork pies is still got to come.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

How do you make a pork pie come?

o_0

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

you have to milk them

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

i've had her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

hahahahah I truly believe you

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

I bet he is

and yes, surprisingly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

Oh my

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DogHorse plop, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

Stuuuuuurdyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

yay! sturdy!

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new_matt, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

DALEK KAHN IS GAY!!

For no good reason...

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

Still funny

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

Ta...

For posting that again...

If that's not real graffiti I charge you to get some spray paint and make it real.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:13, archived)

tmwe people offered 'a large sum of money'

to anyone who'd go to the original bridge and paint 'M. KAHN IS STILL BENT' under cover of darkness

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

A large sum of money eh?

A large sum of monkey would be better.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Fuck yeah!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:13, archived)

this may be a stupid question

is that cardiff?

(horrid, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

nope...

it's new, new, old, new, slightly foxed, newer than old Cardiff, Cardiff.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

i've no idea

it's a picture of a railway bridge i searched for, and it doesn't say where it is

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

hahaha, lovely! :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:14, archived)

and my other one, while i'm at it

while i'm at it

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

haha nice

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

beat ya to it...

ha ha.
woo

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

this is still my fave!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

Hahahaha!

Needs an egg whisk in the other hand.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!!!!!

ace.

(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

hehe

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

hahahaha!

soup herb!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

The film of the weekend....

CFB and unoptimzied largeness

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:09, archived)

arf.

who would you get in? johnny vegas would be definitely up for it

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

Ollie Reed'd have been perfect.

Callum Best is apparently a bit of a young soak, you'd think he'd have learnt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:13, archived)

I'll do it...

Can I be 'Random Pissed Up Zombie #23' please... the one with the traffic cone on his head and a stolen roadsign.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:14, archived)

Hurrah....

A whole city of boozed up zombies running amok...

There'll be nary a traffic cone left come the morning.

Woo!

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

Apologies if Bindun

(Click to see the cards, not just a bigger version)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

hehehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:05, archived)

If it has

I ain't seen it yet! Wooclicketywoo!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:05, archived)

yay!

Where's Wasted gone - I was talking to him!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:06, archived)

Hahahaha!

Wheeee! and Woo!
Acers!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

heh!

Love the "shit Chewbacca outfit"...

have this wot I just made - doesn't deserve it's own thread.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

totally does.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:10, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:10, archived)

If I'd managed to get the version

where they tragically encounter a low bridge under 250k, it would've gotten a thread of its own. But I gave up.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

smashing sir!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

thank'ee!

Can i have the other half?

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

Whee!

That's ace :)

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in vino veritas, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

aaah thankyou.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

Hahaha

Great.

I hope my copy of the zombie book is what's waiting for me at the post office to collect tomorrow morning.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:09, archived)

That is a fine collection of chumps

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:09, archived)

ha ha

nookie bear - an inspired choice

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:10, archived)

Nookie Bear!

Yay!

He needs more insanity points.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

Harrow!

seed me vector earlier?

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/7176662
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

pfft!

me likey! likey!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

Prob bindun...

I'm happy with my vector uniforms :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

So if 'inherit' is the same as 'conquer and totally destroy'

I shall pass on that inheritance from my auntie

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

Hehe

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

mink?

Everyone knows it's the Mekons who will inherit the earth

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

Blessed are the

cheesemakers

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Rincewind, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

she follows you around the room, then follows you into the bathroom while you try to weewee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

Ah that famous enigmatic judder.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

Your screen name

reminds me of the joke about why you shouldn't buy Russian underwear...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

pffft

is it 1986 again!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

Ninja

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

err, I was thinking of when

Aberdeen FC won the European Cup Winners Cup - by beating Real Madrid 2-1 in the final played in Gothenburg, Sweden.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

also the year that...

the Admiral Nakhimov collided with the Pyotr Vasev and sank, with 423 lives lost?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:09, archived)

need another seven astronauts

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:13, archived)

heh

'twas originally a childhood nickname/insult.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

I can't wee with anyone watching!

EDIT: I CAN Woo! though!
and I hate weeing whilst standing!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

every step you make

every breath you take

i'll be watching you

*keeps it up for as long as it takes for Dave to become a big bloated piss sponge*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

...whilst furiously wanking

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

you only know because you're having the same ideas

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

absolutely!

*fwaps*

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

about three minutes then . . . ?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

about 3 minutes ago, yes

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

well don't use the park toilets then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

*watches*

Mwahahahahaha!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

*hides tiny wang behind pube*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

*gets tweasers*

*plucks*
Oops, wrong one!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

GAH!

Bah! Sir Bobbitt the Hat!
you meany! you can keep yer lemsip!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

not even when you are watching?

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

Good gracious, no!

That's why there's piss everywhere in our bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, living room . . .
Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

hahaha

that enigmatic smile.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 May 2007, 13:05, archived)

That girl always makes my nose itch.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

MEEOOOOW!

Edit:
I laugh in the face of your RIS ha....ha....hee....hee!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:39, archived)

Erm, okay. RIS?

Although it makes me think of zombies and I'm going to see 28 Weeks Later tomorrow \o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

28 weeks later tomorrow?

*does the maths*

28 weeks and 1 day! \o/
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

Aargh, not maths!

*hides in bunker*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

*bangs on door*

I had three Jaffa caykes in this hand and four in this hand but I've eaten one from this hand . . . NOW LET ME IN!
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:43, archived)

*lets in*

Right, I'm back off to work. I'll have those two jaffa cakes, you can have the rest - tidy up after yourself and don't leave crumbs everywhere.

Oh, and if ives comes in, try not to piss on him, m'kay?

*goes back to w*rk*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

ives is on holidays!

back inna week!
See ya!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

I wondered why it was so quiet

Also I haven't greeted you yet today properly (or you kerry)

*cuddles all round*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

Yay!

Cuddels are JUST what I need

/having a poo day blog
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

*cuddles*

*makes lemsip*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

Cor!

I's all surroundid by gorjass b3tan nursis!

*swoons*
Yippee! I love you all!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

Ooh, I forgot!

*dons nurse's uniform*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

no, no, naked was fine . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

*hugs*

*concocts potent hot toddy*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

err . . .

should it have diesel in?
Aww! Fankoo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

*strokes brow*

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rabbitz, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

Hello lully lady !

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rabbitz, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

Jaffa !

save me a jaffa cayke plees !

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rabbitz, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

Here!

Have 14!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

Nyam !

right.....lunchteim.

Laters ! :D

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rabbitz, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

four seasons in one day....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

28 days before the day after tomorrow

its a eco-disaster zombie film.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

28 Days of Thunderpants

About farting zombies in fast cars

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

yeah im RISing too

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wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:43, archived)

let me know what it's like

i quite fancy that

/too many good films about to be released at once blog!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

*points to sig*

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

is that the rodrigiez one?

i really can't be bother to google the spelling....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

yeah

I (very nawtily) downloaded the torrents of the full Grindhouse double feature, as I read that it has done so poorly in the States that it is now unlikely to be released over here.

Planet Terror was Ace, but the Tarantino 'Death Proof' was utter shit.

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

I thought

it was Russian for a mo...until it i concentrated

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

Sretnirp is the noise his nails are making down that window.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

DrZaarlon Says:

You Are A Bad Boy! And By Christ You Should Be Beaten Brainless!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

lols

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:34, archived)

The "Lol" word!

On B3ta! The end cometh!

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:35, archived)

lolololololololololololololol

*armageddons*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:36, archived)

Nanageddon!

Evil cakes....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

Nana nana go away

Come again another day

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:39, archived)

And I did a shit on it.

:D yay boosh

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:47, archived)

You're about as edgy as a satsuma!

(jammietarts ..., Fri 11 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

Quick put him in the ambient hutch! He's over-tranced!

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

please post enough

to give this quote a chance of being on the stats

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

How is the Alton Towers meet looking?

I can't believe the only ones who've signed up are the girls!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:39, archived)

I can't fucking go.

Found out this morning- I've got to cover work and no bastard can cover it for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

*covers*

*with bees*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:41, archived)

I like my women like I like my coffee...

covered in bees!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:43, archived)

*sets phazer to "bit of a cough"*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

*sets phazer to "i've left the iron on"*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

"ice cream van nearby"

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

seen this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rnhjcazfaE
a clip of Phil Jupitus doing an amazing impression of Eddie
:)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

ARRRRRRRRG nooooooooooooooooooooo

Not You tube :(

I cannae see it at work and have no internets currently at home type residency *cries*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

'bout bloody time you sorted it!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

oh noes!! :(

it's funny

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Can we reschedule for a weekend when you can?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:41, archived)

I'm just checking when I'll have the next one free

Once they get back to me I shall inform you what they say.

Thbpbpbpb, I'm well annoyed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

i feel like a trip to alton towers too

its only about 20 miles from me, but to get there on public transport involves going 45 miles by train and bus.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

it's 4 hours driving from here!!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

ha.

i suppose i could blag the works minibus again. but my boss is getting suspicious that i'm using it to operate some sort of day outings business. (which is not that far from the truth, really).

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

But... there's still us two.... :D

maybe it would be good to move it as there's only 3 of us so far :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:43, archived)

rubbish int it?!

/chav speak

edit: I despair for the cowardly b3tan male!

*throws down challenge comedy rubber chicken*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

I just figured the boys would be really up for it

And the only two that were (ives and freebs) can't go, or don't dare ask permission to....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

COWARDS

*shakes fist at sky*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

I would go

But that would involve travelling hundreds of miles when I should be doing an exam.

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

yes i yam cowerd

but i'd go anyway.
just to be told "sorry sir, we can't let you on this ride".
took the nieces last year. got removed from the corkscrew because the restraints wouldn't close on my hulkingly huge form.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:43, archived)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:35, archived)

I like this

Mofaha does an ace one too :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

was part of my "making kittens look evil" experiments a while back

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

some bloke Ive seen (cant remember his name, hey kids, dont do drugs)

incorporates that in to his stand up routine.

Talks about how beautiful the dawn chorus is, before translating it in to "who wants a fuck, someone come and fuck me, I want to fuck, lets get fucking.."

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Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:37, archived)

Izzard perhaps?

Sounds familiar anyway.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

possibly ross noble.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

roflznorks

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

yes, this ^

not used nearly enough, that word

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

heh, myspecies.com is clearly a gap in the market.

...although I wouldn't be surprised if it exists.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

Another.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

Some kind of click for bigger

would be your friend

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 11 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

Why?

I have kept them under 50k and I'll post a link to the full sized ones when I have a full set.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:28, archived)

this^

gives you no reply to tell him CFB
Edit: *checks profile*

are you David Seaman?

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:35, archived)

*checks dudley's profile*

are you kevin eldon?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

haha

when the lovely MVP vectord me everyone on the board said that! the image is warped ;)

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

it says something about this place in itself

that everyone on the board knows who kevin eldon is
edit: *checks thread*. actually, what it says is that i said that the first time round, and completely forgot ever having posted it

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

i have

no idea who he is! please enlighten me!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:51, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Eldon
actor/comedian. been in lee & herring, big train, kombat opera, lots of stuff. anything vaguely around that stewart lee/chris morris/armando iannucci axis

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

ta :)

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

haha!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

Yes, that's right,

I am David Seaman.

www.flickr.com/photos/lord-manley/sets/72157594584047889/

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

you

look nothing like him on them but on the one in your profile you do :P
Edit:

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

lol

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TomD Howdy!, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

he looks rite like hime dont you think!?

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:06, archived)

they look plenty big enough for a card to me

surely you're not wanting them as a background

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wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:30, archived)

No i just don't want a really big image

Spaffing up the board with its general massiveness.

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 11 May 2007, 12:34, archived)

who are you?

return to talk board

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:35, archived)

the spaff-massiveness levels are a bit

terrifying actually

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:36, archived)

i right, i thought you meant you wanted a version even bigger than this

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wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:36, archived)

do us all!

DO US ALL!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:28, archived)

I shall require photographs or similar.

I cannot say that they will be done in a consistent style or that I will be flattering.

I seem short of images of mictoboy, strangely.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

could you swipe a frame from his video?

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wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

They're everywhere!

He's more of a ho than I am.

Type b3ta into youtube, the first naked person you come across is him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

dear god!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:39, archived)

try the flickr pool

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

the bash one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:33, archived)

try the Eastender's cast photo databank

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:39, archived)

Boyzone!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

you should you the Hell boy one

thats good

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:34, archived)

Here's one of Micto

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:34, archived)

The little git wouldn't keep it in for two more seconds to let me take a photo of him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:36, archived)

is that his ginger brain?

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

It's a balloon.

I believe it's the same one he made a vulva out of.

Or at least someone did.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:39, archived)

i preferred my version

and I should definitly come to a bash at some point

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:43, archived)

It's so much fun.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

Any more than 2 seconds and he'd have spluffed I expect...

Or were you talking about the balloon?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:39, archived)

:D Dirty, naughty, filthy boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:41, archived)

yes

he is

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

*manhugs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

GEROFF!

Urrghhh! I'm all gingered now . . .
hehehe! AND have an eight-shaped head!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

If I hugged you you'd be gingered.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:47, archived)

Try me . . .

C]:0D

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

foiled again!

pah :(

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

^this

*glees*

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

gah!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:36, archived)

Max's DAD!!!

the dirty sod

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

Bradley!!!

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

Ooh, will you do me Mr Pedantichrist sir?

Photos in my profile...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:37, archived)

I've just amended mine.

I must take new, ginger photos.

*waves*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

god, you're so sexeh

*spluffs*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:39, archived)

which one of the two?

Did you* guys coordinate your profile pics?

_{*not you, them}

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:41, archived)

Very confused.

What?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

i'm not sure

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:51, archived)

Hey. I've started drinking at 10AM today!

I have all rights to be confusing.

I find your profile pic and KM's one to be somewhat similar.

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

Hey you!

*handseats*

Was it looking at pictures of me that reminded you about the ginger bit? =)

EDIT: You need to change your roster - the carpenter is Professor Kenny Martin, not kmlabs =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

Hah, no!

You're more of a stawberry blonde, anyway. Well, as far as I could see. In the dark pub. Whilst not entirely sober.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

Funny you should say that...

www.b3ta.com/board/7174919

=)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:43, archived)

At the moment I'm sort of titian ginger. It still feels weird.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

GINGER PUBES!

GINGER PUBES! GINGER PUBES!
GINGER PUBES! GINGER PUBES!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

I'd have held him down and checked

But he's got the look of someone that's worryingly strong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

You only needed to ask, mate.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

Really?

*makes mental note*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

Yeah, and I'll show you next time I see you =)

*really does go this time*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:47, archived)

I've arrived just in time to see that

I'd say my beardage is about 3 these days, but ham is up to 10

/also: good thinking...I haven't seen any b3tard top trumps before

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

haha

My beardage is currently "BLESSED!"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

bah

im normally up on the stats thing, but ive plummeted recently due to revision, one the exams are over on 1st of june, ill shoot back up there

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wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

Glees

More hammy than me!

How can he out insomniac an insomniac?! Ref! Ref!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

don't complain

you got 3 for beardage and yet YOU HAVE NO BEARD

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

Smart.

How do you assess everyone's insomnia levels, do you hide in their wardrobes and watch them at night?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

i imagine

you could tell to an extent by if they are on the nightcrawlers bit on the stats board

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wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:33, archived)

I disagree

I never sleep but never come on b3ta at night.

I am too busy joylessly masturbating.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:37, archived)

then prehaps we need a fwapping rating

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wjh31, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:41, archived)

Then you get less insomnia points.

As to anyone who is saying 'do me', please gaz me as I shalln't remember.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:41, archived)

so by your own admission

"insomnia" is actually b3ta nighttime usage?

The Aussie's will do well there then!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:51, archived)

RAR

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:43, archived)

Ah yes!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

So, if anyone could explain to me why I spent the last 15 minutes doing this, I'd be grateful for the clarification.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

It's lovely.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

And you know what? So are you!

I'm feeling a bit fluffy today.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

Ham has finger also!

woo

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

In Soviet Russia, ham touches you!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

come on

you actually still believe that cold war propaganda??

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

*puts on bassey voice*

ham..finngaah...

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:37, archived)

*sits astride enormous ~~handgun~~ ham in bodystocking*
*waves arms about a bit*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

hamgun

best of both worlds

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

Und beklecker nicht das Sofa!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

Knabbelnotjes, I say!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

Knabbelnootjes?

just as long as it's not borrelnootjes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

Oooops...

I hope they aren't the same thing...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

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