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jon_tanner, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

Like buses

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

this about scientology

that gang of murderers who exploit vulnerable people and try and take everyone's money?

:D

edit: yup, and now if you don't mind, I have to go and purchase a $5000 device that actually performs no function™

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

did you just say that scientologists are murderers?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

the murdering ones are

:D

and, in my defence, I'd like to say that my lord XENU will destoy them all

:D

which is nice

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

No, you're thinking of the Waltons

Evil bunch of sods.

/I typed Ev9il bunch of soda first

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

it's the bubbles in the s9da

makes you kill

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)

Don't touch the Gatorade!

Unless you want to go to heaven on a spaceship...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)

what are the chances eh?

much funnier than my effort tho.

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

I dunno

yours made me laugh quite a bit - found it especially funny that we both posted within seconds of each other

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jon_tanner, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)

~~Hans~~ Flexi

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

prolly ovvy bindun...

note great sense of scale

(bobbysands, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

FAKE!

There's no bridge. Boats don't count!

(wooo though)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

maybe the bridge is under the water..

or collapsed..

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

Well there was that much rain..

maybe its a metaphorical bridge, to bring the people together in the picture such as "we're all in the same boat"

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

why would a metaphorical bridge go into a boat?

that's the worst piece of metaphorical architechture I've seen in a while.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

SSshhhhhh

hush now little one. its all a bad dream

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

*twitches and squeaks*

I don't think I've been called "little one" for a while..

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

Count yourself lucky

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

Hush little baby, don't say a word...

And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beast inside your bed,
In my trousers and your HEAD!
EXIT LIGHT! (cont p.94)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

Has it been raining?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

woo!

that is one heck of a fuel station

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

did i say i this made me chuckle

when you posted it down there?

this made me chuckle.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

me too but coaulnd

be arsed to comemnt

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

nicely

plenty worthy of its own thread
or is it a pea?

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wjh31, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)

lummy, Henman just won, "could this be his year?"_{TM copyright The Sun}

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

one word:

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

^ this

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

In a word... no.

I don't know why everyone's so suprised by the weather.
It's fuggin' Wimbledon fortnight.

Course it's raining!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

wimbledon + glastonbury = noah

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fross Read your email on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

wimblebury?

glastodon? actually, that sounds like a dinosaur
the mighty glastodon bestrode the plains of the plleitocene era like a big fucking lizard

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

glastodon!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

Megatron?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

Glastodon!

Bringer of rain!
Camping guardian of Stonehenge!
Eater of Strawberries and cream!
Watcher of the Great British Quarter Final!

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fross Read your email on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

hahaha fantastic

*adds to lyrics*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)

This needs a cantering rock riff along the lines of Number of the Beast...

DUN-der-dun-der-dun-der-dun-der-dun-der-dun-der-dun-der-dun-der

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)

No don't talk tennis

The big 50something inch plasma screen in the office is currently boring me with it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

Blimey

All those shouts of "Come on, Tim!" actually worked!

edit: He won to a double fault? bah!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

he got bukkaked?

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

I made sure I put a comma in there for a reason.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

i may use punctuation

but I ignore it when I read. It can cause problems when I read out loud

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)

I refer you to my previous picture

and sentiments on tennis.

/grump blog

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

He's done round 1 in 5 sets

That's his lot I reckon

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

COME ON TIM!!

Of course he won't win Wimbledon. and the Henman games seem more and more full of chavs. It's one thing cheering him on, but cheering when his opponent makes a mistake is just bad form, what?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

that riles me

It's not British

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

Definitely

I like watching someone win because they're playing well, not because they're against someone who isn't playing well.

All the cheering when Moya made mistakes was starting to bug me last night.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

it's the epitome of englishness

at sporting events
the british are fucking shit at being a crowd

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

I think it's because

all the scum have worked out how to get from Wimbledon Train station to the tennis club.

It might have been that way for football for ages, but tennis and cricket are going that way now. Most disappointing.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:40, archived)

I think a bit more crowd interaction would do tennis some good.

Federer goes to take a serve, and the crowd responds with:

"_{_{_oooooo}ooo}oooOOO YOU'RE SHIT! AAAAAAAAAH!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)

pearoast teim

this is *real, complete with bridge.

*(caution advised, may contain quo)

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

oh go on then...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

yay

send it to the bbc!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

bindun.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:47, archived)

Thank you so much to everyone who sponsored me and my friend. We completed the walk on Sunday (in fancy dress), even though it was pissing it down. There was a really good turnout and collectively we raised about £40,000 so far (I think). If you haven't sponsored us yet, you can do so at www.justgiving.com/sarah-and-rachel . You'll get nice sexy pictures for your trouble, as well as that warm feeling inside. :)

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

...donates

awaits

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

gazzed

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)

the perspective on that confused me for a moment

/divvy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

Sorry

I am not very good at wanging text around in potatoshop.

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

yay

and well done

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

Hurrah

what are the funds raised going towards?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

The National Association for Colitis and Crohn's Disease

Which helps raise awareness of inflammatory bowel disease, provides support to sufferers and helps fund research into a cure.

It's important, because it's not very nice being ill in your bottom.

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

that is true

I hate being sick from my bottom
But chilli is so damn good!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

ace

I'm using Ark Xpress right this very minute

But I never recieved a photo

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

has it changed much since version 4?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

oodles

a bit

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

You've seen it all already

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

oh yes

THAT one

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

haha nice

well done!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

yay!

are there any sexy you in fancy dress, wet pictures?

also my little cursor thing seems to have a spot of dust on it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

yes, but not very sexy

I dropped my balloon.

And broke my wand.

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

how did you break your wand?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

I dropped it

I thought of you when we were going past your soon-to-be-former place of work. :)

Did you have a nice party with the olds?

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

it was really nice thanks

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)

oh no!

well done though.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

Well done

i beanked my wages today so remind me towards the end of the week.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

Coolio

Will do, ta.

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

congrats and woo!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

Congratumalationings!

Well done, on both counts.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:50, archived)

Breakfast in bed's great......

.....'til you drop something.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

nice.

i hate it when that happens...

*goes off to clean moobs*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)

don't forget

to scrub underneath... it's party town for mildew down there

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

I hate eating toast in bed

you find crumbs for weeks after

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)

very nice. and true.

but it's not a nurse outfit.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)

I think there'd be a few volunteers to help clean that up....

Not me though, I'll just watch from a distance.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)

there'd be lots of hair stuck in the jam.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

Hairy jam?

Sod watching!

*dives in*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

cor

lummy charlie

woo as always JJ (eegads you must get tired of reading that)

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

Chloe is rich enough

to pay someone to lick it off I'm sure.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

their tongue

would get all furry

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

If you were licking a rich massive skunk girls boobs

I think you would have more to worry about than getting your tongue hairy...such as your sanity

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

i think

you're underestimating my OCD

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

Teheheh! :)

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

Yippee!

Woo!

I've just started pixelling button death!
Huzzah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

heh.....Remind me to sort a print out for that one for July.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:43, archived)

*reminds*

*reminds**reminds**reminds**reminds*
*reminds**reminds**reminds**reminds*
*reminds**reminds**reminds**reminds*
*reminds**reminds**reminds**reminds*
*reminds**reminds**reminds**reminds*
*reminds**reminds**reminds**reminds*
hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:51, archived)

woo!

simply nothing but woo

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:52, archived)

Yay.

more jammy-goodness.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:24, archived)

yay!

and slightly less absurdo boobs too, what more could a filthy yiffer ask for? :D

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slight yoinks!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)

You always do the slightly suggestive suggestions

I suggest...

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:52, archived)

bloody cartoon giraffes

Eating our leaves, taking our jobs. Bastards.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

ooh that is rather good

took me a second to realise it wasn't a real picture

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

it is a real picture

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

I ment the giraffe

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

it's a real picture of a giraffe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

Ahhh you mean

its not an imaginary picture of a giraffe. it is quite real.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

He's screwing with our minds!

...

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Weetobix, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

Nooooooooooooooo!

also hello you! :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

Hey mitten kitty cat!

how about a birthday fumble?

it's like a birthday kiss only you get caek at the end

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Weetobix, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

Is it a picture of a giraffe?

Yes.

How real do you want?

_{Shall I stop sticking my lovely oar in?}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

I think you should push it in further

and wiggle it around a bit. Micto looks like he could do with some perking up ;)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

has it got a curve

to stimulate my prostate?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

Phwoar

*films*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)

*mugs for camera*

i hate photos of me,
as i invariably make a stupid face
which, to casual observers makes me look like the twat i am

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)

Why don't you stop pulling silly faces

and smile nicely?

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

why don't you smile in photos?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

I just catch the truth matey

can't help that you look like a mong in a confusing room

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

I have two photos including your face

And one of your open flies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

ó_0

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

What?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:35, archived)

if i'd managed to work it in my pissed up state

you'd have had one of my bellend too

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

Awwww :-(

as it is it's just a gaping abyss

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:36, archived)

Well it's hardly surprising with a curve oar up your jacksie

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

damn straight...

i think it vibrates as well for extra anal pleasure

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)

we could always hammer a nail in it

that might work as well.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)

*crosses legs*

(*_*)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

don't worry we'll wait till you've been to the loo if you like.

/oblivious blog

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

We?

Tag team?

Fantastic!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

*high fives*

I think its a bit overkill, but my god it'll be fun!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

Oh he'll love it

I think he likes to be violated more than I do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:37, archived)

That giraffe is made from 100% real cartoons

Wooo!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

it's a hologram

and woo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

oooh! that's nice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

well done!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

hahaha!

i've just been out and cut my lawn, and my acer's
been broken, i blamed a little black cat that's suddenly appeared, clearly i was wrong it's those bloody cartoon giraffes.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

oh bum :(

i like acers

ours is doing really well

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)

beware of cartoon giraffes, get some pellets

also don't hang a bird feeder anywhere near it.
i keep looking out to see a sudden flash of black and a scared shitless birdy beating a very hasty retreat. little bugger nearly had a pigeon the other day

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

i hate cats, so we make our garden very cat unfriendly

doesn't stop the fuckers, mind

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

That's awful!

The broken acer, I mean. Acers are lully.
It's always the friggin' giraffes.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)

took me about 10 seconds - I thought you were refering to the make of computer

instead of the tree.

I have both :)

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Weetobix, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:49, archived)

very nice indeed.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)

smart! woo!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

Origamiraffe!

Woo! :D

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

Haha Steam

EDIT: There like Brum. but not.

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

how rare

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

heh

the way things are going we'll probably be using steam again before long

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

TOOOT TOOOOT

Chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

A Steam Punk world would be ace

and give me an excuse to get more tattoo's and live in a post apocalyptic world.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

you're nicked!

/anal apostrophe police

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

DAMN IT!

I was doing that to the team talks at work the other day there.
The manger had used the word "you's"

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

'manger'?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

yes thats right, she was used to hold jesus when he was born

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

COR!

so she's a trough?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

well her face does look like pigs have fed out of it

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

workplace-based audible non-verbal expressions of amusement

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

You fart when you're happy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

*spits out tea*

HA HA HA HA

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:27, archived)

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:31, archived)

if you're

from gloucestershire, then "manger" is slang for an ugly woman. as in "i saw you last night, you manger banger you".....

say it in a west country accent and it makes sense

(prostheses, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

Nothing in a west country accent makes sense.

*runs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

apart from cider

(prostheses, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:26, archived)

anal apostrophes eh?

Depending on which way round you insert them, that could be rather painful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

depends on the font and the point size

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

Ello darlin, fancy a 30 point Monotype Corsiva on the bonnet of my Astra?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

*bongles*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

*bangles*

Just another manic....Tuesday....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

what the...?

This is Comic Sans you liar!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

How dare you.

I don't Comic Sans for anyone.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)

Yeah, I've heard that one before...

Jesus... Comic Sans... what am I going to tell the wife now?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

cor

I'd be on my airship

with my gang of ne'er do wells all armed with flintlocks and maybe the occasional thermonuclear device

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:41, archived)

afaik

steam power is very baad in terms of carbons

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

I@m not completely sure

depends what you burn

who knows how good steam would be today if it had been continuing to be developed

lol, I just thought, just imagine how good petrol engines would be today if they'd have been contininuing to be developed....

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:42, archived)

I'd be amazed if all that many cars are produced after the oil runs out

it's not just petrol that will run out. Imagine how our society will cope when the price of plastic skyrockets.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

meh

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

^This

We wasted all the oil by burning it inefficiently in cars.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

don't worry

when the last oil engine is turned off, and the air is unbreathable, they'll finally let out the secrets of cleaner power generation...

at a cost

until that stops working

and then we use an even cleaner system, at a cost

and then we beat each other to death with rocks while the cockroaches look on, amused, from their spacecraft as they finally leave the earth

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:44, archived)

Heh, I can honestly see that happening actually...

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:57, archived)

They're

Also,

Haha Steam

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

Expect this to get shot down by a lot of people, mostly because it's crap

but further expect at least a few of those people who post against this to be the same people who don't mind Doctor Dyslexia spamming the board to hell almost every night.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

Most of us aren't here then.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

the slightest sniff of dr d and i'm off.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

Aye, he's one of the main reasons I've posted and produced almost nothing at B3ta recently

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

he's a she

or at least claims so

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

I sincerely doubt it. Most of their youtube content and board content suggests male.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)

well that's just silly.

stick him on ignore and post stuff!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

That's not the only reason

another is that a lot of my favorite posters and, I may have imagined this one but it seems a lot of the better content has gone.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)

a few of my favourite b3ta people don't post as much/ any more.

i still think there's plenty of decent stuff around though.

/personal opinion

i don't see why this should stop you posting stuff :)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

who is doctor dyslexia?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

~~who~~ why?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7338066

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)

aha

a career cunt

i'm very glad i'm not on the same side of the atlantic as him

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

to be fair he was retaliating to a troll

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

On that occasion yes

but if you look through the other 19995 posts not many of them are any better.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:39, archived)

dr. d ftw

\o/

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

handbags

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)

what?

edit/ what?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

^ This

Edit : What?

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

where like brum?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

Wolverhampton?

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

There like Brum

Right there.

A little mouse with clogs on...

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

Ning

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

You are strange

aicmfp

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)

After'nings all

I'm in a rock a billy rebel mood today

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

mine gott!

It's you!

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

It's himself isn't it?

It's very good if it is...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

t'is me

again

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

then it's very good.

*claps*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

I think it looks more like Terence Trent D'Arby

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

you making fun of my ethnic soupyness?

I love my huge lips

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)

pfffffft @

"Ethnic Soupyness"

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

well I'm not mixed raced

as that would mean i look like a mixture of a couple of races.
I think my family tree is so mixed up that I have everything except Vulcan in my blood.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

Manwife is a mixed up person too

he's got lovely full lips as well.

Our kids are going to be glorious.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

Whereas...

With a mixture of Irish, Scottish and english, any Broom-child will be pasty to the point of translucent.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:21, archived)

Awwwww

Ours'll just have lots and lots of freckles.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:32, archived)

"We don't need a DNA test to check you're the father"

*shines torch on child*
"look at that, you can see right through him. Definately your son"

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:33, archived)

it was an off the top of my head remark

nothing meant by it

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

I know mate

Just playing

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

you win most viewed B3tan face 2007

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

I love me.
Its more to do with being your own favourite model, as in you will do the poses that you want.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

if only my back would bend that far.....

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

it will

once

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

forwards?

try removing a rib like prince

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

you could use emotion eric

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

is that still running?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

i dunno

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

~~viewed~~ bukkaked
'nings Laird!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

Well yeah, we've all done that

right?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:23, archived)

Let's lock billy lebel!!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

In china town?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)

yeah gloovy!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

have you got any two-way radios?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

*chucklemao!*

- roger victor tango pschchchchct!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)

one day, we'll be able to reconstruct your aging process from these :D

oh, and woo!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

real lol.
Theres a project for me, like that 365 days of me thing people do on flickr

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)

yeah, I also thought along those lines after seeing some of these:

youtube.com/results?search_query=daily+photo&search=

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

crikey that first one is cool seeing his hair growing in

don't think much of his beard though

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

It has a life of it's own...

very odd...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)

woo! :)

had any luck with that pic i sent?

(

Cae1, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

still got a few to go through first mate

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)

no prob!

im off now.. and i only just got on :/

(

Cae1, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

Woo!

unt 'ningles!
Wheeeeeee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

harro Sah

I trust you are well?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)

sweet gene vincent!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

Fuck yeah!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

The Eye of London is ever watchful...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

poke it in the..

the..

poke it in the all of it!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

pupil?

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

*jabs with pin*

woo!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

Get Behind Thee Sauron!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

he's looking for

specsavers

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

eye like this

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

He's more playful than people think...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

it's a lion lion

but it's not lion, it's standing

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

Eggs-ellent!

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

egg-shellent

... shirley

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

Don't call me babe

I mean shirley

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

how about..

shelly?

(

Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

hmm, babe

makes me want bacon

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

WOO!

does it have a use by date on it?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

How does one 'use' a lion exactly?

I can't wait to try...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

CHILDREN!

Lion abuse may be fun today, but can result in lost limbs tomorrow!
DON'T USE LIONS!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

*smokes lion*

fuuuuuuccccckkkkkkyyyyyeeeeeaaaahhhhh

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

You treat it right until you get what you want, then you don't return its calls.

obviously

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

Poor lion!

I couldn't do that, it would keep all the Cd's I'd let it borrow.

Bloody Shellac is in that lot!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)

Yup, lions know when they're about to get dumped

'cos they suddenly want to borrow all your stuff and constantly ask stupid questions like "do you still want to go out with me"...

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)

It's like a second sense that they have...

clever lions.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

very carefully

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

ace!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

surely that should be an egg-quality lion?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

i 'ere you talking bout iron... lion

but you wont go to Zion!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

Are lions eggs.....

..... Like dogs eggs?

(

Turdos last had the shites, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)

What the...?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

haha

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

QUICK

get it in Zoo...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

hahahahaha

has he been doing it again?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

Who been doing what?

Have I missed something?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)

it's that prat from Nuts/Zoo whichever

who also claimed he wasn't declaring ownership of an image
when he cropped off the tag and inserted his own...

mmmmmmm....

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)

Ohhhhh

I just thought they nicked stuff, I didn't know they had spies!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

Nuts message board

steals pics, removes original tags, adds his own then claims he is not trying to steal ownership.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

he should

be exsanguinated...

...from the mancunt!!

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

if he was a B3tan

he'd be a /Talk boarder....

:P

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

BOARDIST!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

well, it's less bigotry

more simply that talkboarders are pricks

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

come to /talk

...it's where the cunts are

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

You're not wrong

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

Pricks or cunts?

Which is it? I'm all confused now.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

you're confused?

try reading this convo witht he swear filter activated!
:D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

breast cancer anatomy

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

if he was a b3tan

he would have been flayed alive by micto by now

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

AH COME ON!

I'M lovely

/CAPS

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

Swiped one of Dr When's pics second one down

www.nuts.co.uk/boards/showthread.php?p=493827#post493827

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

If I could access the Nuts board from work

I'd probably go there and post my pic.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

Sir

it would give me great pleasure! :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

Heh

go for it if you have an account there :)

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

Uploaded in the Tuesday thread, but it's not there

is there a 'mod-approval' feature on new posts there anyone?

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

Yes

You have to be a "senior member" to have your posts go straight onto the board. All others are modded.

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)

what a cunting shithorse

as he clearly reads this, to steal stuff, I say to him:
-
MAKE YOUR OWN STUFF FFS
-

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

"i-am-bored.com"?

man, the internet is full of re-taggers like ebaumsworld and the likes :(

what did Rob say in an interview: "If you don't want it to be stolen, don't show it to anyone"?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)

I refuse to take that position.

If you don't want it to be stolen, sue the testicles off everyone who nicks it from you until people learn you are not one to be fucked with.

Grrrrrr.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

and if they have no testicals to be sued off?

then god help us. God help us all.

*stands to attention*
*looks heroically into distance*

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

oh for fuck's sake

I can't even spell testicles and I've got a degree in anatomy :(

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

Then cut their tits off and make them eat them.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)

i couldn't eat my tits

it'd take far too long

/massive norks

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

I'm sure someone will offer to help

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

in that case

i hope they're really hungry!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)

^This

it's what intellectual property and copyright laws are for, otherwise we'd never see or hear anything good.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

Also, if it's something you draw/photmashop yourself

make sure you have a higher-resolution, or vector version of the image saved somewhere, so you can
truly cunt them in the fuck when it comes to suing them, if you wish to do so

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

that

black lightbulb looks awfully familiar

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

I can't see the Nuts site at work

but someone got fp'd recently with an emo black lightbulb.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

Dr. When, like Jahled said

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)

The wee scamp!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

hahaha

Silly man

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

hahahahahahaha

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

what is tha wheeled contraption, and why haven't i got one?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

Bucket with handlebars

You're not an American?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)

i may have to make one then

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)

Remember your 'vroooooooom' noises

And sandals.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)

it is meatwheels!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

Hahaha

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)

haha!

MEATWHEELS!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)

Not enough meatwheels on the board these days

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

hell yeah!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

There's nothing quite like having a large vibrating tool between your legs...

Sorry.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)

aAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA YeEeEeEeEaAaAaAaAhHhHhH!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)

indeed.

this situation must be rectified!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)

Meat Max FTW!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

haha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

he's not claiming ownership or anything....

pfffft!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)

I hope he sees this

his head might explode trying to work out how to retag it as his own picture.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)

hahaha

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)

hahahahahaha :D

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)

Hah!

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

hahahaha

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

Hahahahahaha

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

hahahahaha....

that'll fuck him!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

Doh

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)

Hahahaha

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)

P0\/\/

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

that goose has no eyes

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

how does it...

no... hang on.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

There shooting l4z3r3

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

"They're".

Read a dictionary.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)

Lazere...

isn't that posh for lazers?

also spelled they're

/pedant

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

Lazers....?

Is that text speak for lasers?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

probably

..it is american for lasers i think...

oh god they've got to me!!!

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

I was thinking that

but really I think it's just wrong for lasers

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)

It is wrong

since 'laser' is an acronym.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

really

I never knew that....

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)

/sarcasm?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

I used the dots of sarcasm

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

Pah!

I have been dot-sarcasmed.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)

Hang on a sec...

The dots are sarcasm? But... that's how I speak / type!

*makes note to apologise to everyone ever for being sarcastic*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

lol...

dot dot dot

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)

^This

Light Amplified by Ztimulated Emissions of Radiation.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

yes

ze ztimulatzion of ze emizzions of zradiatonz!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

Zilenze!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

it is wrong

but since when did that stop them? in their language it is 'lazer'

think of it as a translation rather than an incorrect accronym

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

I tend to think of it as "really fucking annoying".

Perverting the English language does my head in.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)

that's right, I spell color with a u!

uolour!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

they don't speak english though,

they speak american

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)

mostly

they speak shite.
mostly.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

in the hours of darkness?

well, you know what they say

if you're not with them, you're a commie pinko liberal terrorist!

why do you hate freedom?

\o/

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:56, archived)

Actually... I DO hate freedom.

that's why I've protested and gotten myself sent to Guantanamo.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

lol!

silly sonic broom!

it's hard to read the koran when someone has burnt, wee'd or smeared bacon on it*

(* what are the odds of THAT happening there...)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

Oh God what I wouldn't give for some Arabic text smeared in bacon right now.

I have a condition you see.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

\o/

بحب بيكون!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)

fffffuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkyyyyyeeeeeaaaahhhhh

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

yay

I'm really craving bacon now

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)

"I want to question you about..."

"OFGM UR ~unAmerican!!!!!!!11one!"

whereas most of the best (and most revered) character in American history are famous for challenging the status quo because they observed something not right. La la la.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)

yes

tho by the looks of it, the thing that they observed being not quite right was that they weren't in charge

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

i don't hate freedom

it makes bondage seem much naughtier

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)

I covet your large amounts of cheesecake

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)

covet away

it's got blueberries

/allergic to strawberries

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)

christ...

that's fucking tempting.

How far from Oxford are you?* I have a car and can be most places in the UK by the end of today.**

* just kidding, I'm not a mad stalker
**I could be at one place, taken from most places in the UK, I could not be simultaneously at most places in the UK. That would be mad.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)

stalkers are fun

just go right up to them, say "mmm, cheese" and walk away. they tend to leave you alone after that.

oxford is very far from liverpool

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)

it's totally lazers!

because they "zap" innit

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)

Was going to be an accent .

but i could'nt find one

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

ah yes, isee now

this monitor is fucking useless, i can barely make out the cat

i thought the white splodge was a head, and the long yellow thing was it's beak

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

there's a cat?

/shite monitor club

edit:

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)

There's always

a cat somewhere...

...lurking

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

YAY

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

wow

i want a lasercat

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)

hahahaahahahahahahaha!

i've seen that in my mind so many times :)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)

two can play that game

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

that cat has fricken lazer beams for eyes!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)

invented by and named after Dr. Arthur Fricken

he mysteriously vanished one day, leaving only a burnt heap of notes and half a foot

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

because his cat with fricken lazer beams for eyes

fricken zapped Dr A Fricken

what a fricken!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

did I mention he was African?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

and what was he african before?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

PEW PEW PEW!

classic!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)

Class

I must do this to a pic of one of our cats. I love winding the missus up by shopping the mogs.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

sorry, a bit dark...

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

ha ha!!

i lke that!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)

awwww!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)

awww

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:57, archived)

best

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

there you go

a bit less dark

(

dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:38, archived)

pzzzyooom!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)

Now that really is going too far!

Who would be so cruel to dress a child like that?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

a cat lover, probably

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)

Child mo mo?

you know the dress for fat men

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)

It's a mu-mu!

Er...I think.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)

Your guess is as good as mine.

If not better

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)

ancients of

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)

Justified....

*eats ice cream*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

That's a CHILD?

I thought it was the end of Don't Look Back...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)

or Now

;¬)
Also, top right of the shot, is that a Banana Split?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)

It grows ever more sinister...

I reckon if someone stared at this thing for long enough they'd die.

That's some freaky shit right there.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

i believe

it may be drooper or fleegle

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)

'don't look now'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)

Already been corrected on that one....

But thank you anyway. I shall leave the mistake up there so as to not make you look odd.

/courtesy.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)

.-. --..-

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

Is that an Ugg or a Meg?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

it's Meg with an Ugg

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

I want one of them....

Albeit, with something to drink out of.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

one of them?

I'd settle for both

:D

*cries*

bah, wouldn't even get the egg :(

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

The other one has something to drink out of already...

*is shocked at self*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)

haha

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)

where does the tea go?

won't someone please think of the tea!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

EGG!

EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG! EGG!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

eggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggeggegg

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

ahhhh!

relaxing with a cuppa whilst organising the
family albumen on the laptop

bliss

pun supplied by DTH enterprises PLC

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

you big silly.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)

would

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:59, archived)

'ning peeps

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

STOAS!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

Saxon

drugs and rock n roll. typical politics really.

(

The Tig and me, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

*stoats*

They should have at least kept the Master as Derek Jacobi.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

Nah

Russell doesn't fancy Derek

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

Wish me luck, I'm about to call someone about a job

I can't believe I'm trying to get BACK INTO recruitment, I'm such a div.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

DIV!

good luck.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

*belms*

mmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggg

Good luck!!

*crosses legs*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

Just thinkof the cash....

Good luck!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

good luck

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

*crosses fingers*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

why....

for the love of god WHY!!!!!!

edit: also good luck

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

good luck

whoever it is, imagine that Beadle is secretly stroking them under their desk

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

^ this

will solve every interview problem...

EVER

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

Apart from the feeling of dread and revulsion at the idea that....

Beadle actually IS under the desk stroking them...

It's lost me so many top jobs that one.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

^^this

caused a sustained 11-second laugh

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)

<div>

div

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

good luck :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

yeah, what they said^^

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

Right, thank you everyone!

They've got to sort out interview times because I work 9-6 and they don't know what times they can do....

Thanks all!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

Belated good luck knottings to you!

if they're mean tell them to shove it in their glory holes.

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)

if you want more derek jacobi masterness

see "scream of the shalka"

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

*stoats*

(

new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

Dithertastic!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

Best words for nans ever.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

Took a while, that

Very good. :D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

*nuzzle*

Right, to the Captphone!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

is it? i'm not sure, maybe it isn't

it might be, i can't decide

(

new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

exactly what I was thinking

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

I don't like this new Master

I think he's silly

I haven't seen this episode yet so I haven't a clue about the content of the pic though

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

he is a bit silly

and all the better for it

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

The Master

should always out-silly The Doctor. That's why Roger Delgado was so good.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

I wish they'd made YOU the master!

You'd be ace

That is a compliment of sorts, although in hindsight it doesn't look like one

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

I definitely take

it as a compliment - thanks!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

totally

I always thought delgado made the doctor look silly, right up until the moment he got his ass handed to him on a plate

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

That's why The Master was always a great villain

If anything, he's more intelligent than The Doctor and unfettered by morals.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)

IT'S FOR CHILDREN!

IT'S A CHILDREN'S TV SHOW!
IT'S NOT FOR ADULTS!
YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING NEWSNIGHT OR THE ANTIQUES ROADSHOW OR SOMETHING!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

You seem to be

under the illusion that I'm some sort of grown up.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)

Oh dear... is it time for your Valium again?

Here you go love, now have a nice sit down and mumble something about the youth of today.

*slips pill*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

He is pretty manic

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

I like him and his love for jelly babies :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

I didn't even notice that!

How lax.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)

STOAT SAXON!

*pffft*

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

STOAT SAXON!

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

'ning!

I just spoke to a customer who told me that I should reactivate her cancelled order purely because she was middle class....

oh what fun

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

she actually said that?

good god

Hope you said that was the reason her order was cancelled in the first place

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

she said that "like most middle class people, she'd been a customer of ours for years"

I told her that her social status wasn't going to be much help if her credit card was declined....

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

hahhahaha

Silly tart

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

haha declined card

"madam, mastercard is not here to provide your lifestyle aspirations, perhaps you should return to shopping at lidl, sometimes they even sell furniture"

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

where do you work?

waitrose?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

that store is shite

it seems to live by the motto that if they charge more for the same (or worse) shit as everyone else the morons will believe it's quality

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)

well, yes

it's a successful marketing technique

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

they opened one in my town

perhaps they were misold that it's filled with middle class people

hahah, it's a shithole!

also, onetime they had a "broken pipe" and they had to close for "health and safety" reasons

lol, the store was full of rats

:D

hahahaha

twats

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)

you don't live in Okehampton by any chance do you?

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)

nope

another shitty place

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)

Middlesbrough?

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)

somewhere less shitty

but trying hard to be worse

:D

(and: getting warmer)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:58, archived)

Stockton?

Darlington?

Isle of White?

Isle of Horses?

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)

i am sat in middlesbrough

high up amongst the smog.. its lovely

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)

lovely smogs

i can see it from here, and i'm
*checks*
32.6 miles away!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:53, archived)

*throws stone*

did I hit you?

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:01, archived)

shush ;)

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)

One of the best lines ever, from Dance with a Stranger

'I couldn't give a fiddler's fuck about your social standing.'

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

dear god

dear god
dear god

that's where you adopt a stern upper class accent and remind her of her place

but no doubt you'll get sacked for that

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

oh well,

I get laid off on Friday :D

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

oh well in that case

cunt her in the fuck

folk need to be disabused of their false belief in their own significance at times

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

Did she actually say that?

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

HAHAHAHA

I can top that.
I had this guest on the weekend who was the typical mollycoddled Japanese kid that was away from home for the first time.
After his first night he told me the traffic outside was too loud and could I make it queiter!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

hahaha

did you say

"THIS IS ENGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

haha

turned out there were 4 JCBs in the corridor

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

and they were sexing?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

So you've heard JCB sexing too?

I thought I was the only one.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)

heard it?

I've positively encouraged it

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)

Oh I see... you're a watcher.

I've heard about people like you.

Sometimes I think I see crowds of watchers, in the bushes, but I can never be sure.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)

nope...

just denizens from pipingrad

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)

O_O

*gets the terror*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)

Have you seen Guest house paradiso?

I like to imagine you dressed in a red latex bikini, crawling around inside the walls spying on your guests

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)

you should've started playing speedcore in the corridor outside his room.

I doubt he would've minded the traffic then

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

did you offer to have it sent to 1895 for her

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

haha!

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

Ah but in mother Russia

1895 sends for you!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)

gah

I told my mum not to say that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

*STOATS*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

VOTE SOXON!!

b3ta.com/board/7339615

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

HAHAHA

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

Hahaahha!

I love that.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)

stow

at!

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

A sexy egg. With tits*

Blame discomeats...

*looks more like an arse

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

eggy arsetits

it reminds me of Shilpa Popadom/the Mask of Agamemnon

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

Eggy Arsetits

Office LOLlary

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

hahahaha

and yes, it's a front bottom, in the literal sense

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

Needs fertilising

(

The Tig and me, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

hahahaha

you are more fucked up than I am

congrats

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

\o/

edit: LIES!
:)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

heh

juices!

it's all about juices!

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

heheh

"For England!!"

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

One has to do one's bit, innit

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

arsechin

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

i go to work on that

and no mistake.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

Sophie Ellis-Bextor???

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

nah,

it's got tits

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

That's certainly the sexiest egg I've seen this afternoon

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

The Face of Boe's wife?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

looks more like

a ballchinnian

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

Am it sexeh egg tiem?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

Oh god I hope so.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

A whole hour of nothing but sexy eggs...

It's making me tense with anticipation.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

Is she called Shelly?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

No, Alison

Alison Bumen.

Her friends call her Al.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

Not Yoko then

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

2nd Office LOL in 2 minutes

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

can't be yoko

she's not shrieking incoherently

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

^ this made me

office lol

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

i giggled just thinking of it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)

calvin harris

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

Micto?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

fuck you

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

too good looking for him.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

don't forget not gay enough looking

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

fuck you all

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

you wished

ya big stonking homo

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

~~stonking~~ stinking

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

nicely done.

*googles calvin harris*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

i got love for you

if you were born in the eighties
the eighties

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

that's the badger!

he knows nothing, all the best people were born in the late seventies... FACT!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)

that's totally true

although my girl is an eighties child
and i've got love for her :D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)

I don't know who he is

but that's a very good picture which is well-deserving of a woo

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

what he said

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

That's real isn't it?

Where is it?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

is that Cheggers?

*squints*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!!!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

Great Scott!

(

Rincewind, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:48, archived)

IT'S THE FLUX CAPACITOR MARTY IT'S WHAT MAKES TIME TRAVEL POSSIBLE

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

what ^they^

said.

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

I'm not rissing

I'm sort of sub-rissing

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

TONIGHT ON AMERICAS WILDEST TEMPORAL ANOMALIES

SEE PEOPLE TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AT 88 MILES PER HOUR!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

GREAT SCOTT!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

I'M BARRY SCOTTACUS!

/ac

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

Sportacus!?

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

NO I'M BARRY SCOTTACUS! AND SO IS/ARE ALL THE PEOPLE I KNOW!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

WHATTHEHELL'SAGIGAWATT?

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

*orders eleventy*

now to get me some plutonium...

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

What the hell are there things in London village?

Must be aimed at fags!

(

Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

What, like Marlboro?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

B & H

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

belts and hats?

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new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

bugles & hoes

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

and fat people...

...apparently

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

are they for unwanted semen?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

Have you been collecting again?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

*slooshes*

no, what ever makes you think that?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

You could be the guy with the cube

Bizarre readers will be aware.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

i used to read it

but i don't buy magazines now.

apart from my National Geo subscription.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

I love it mightily.

Damn good reading, is Bizarre. You always learn something new and useless.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

I think I read it once but it was full of things too explicit for my sheltered mind

so I get the Fortean Times instead, nice and stuffy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

Fortean times is good

but harder to get.

My mate works in a paper shop so I get a discount on my Bizarre too.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

in your galoshes

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

so that's what happens to people forced to leave the navy

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

for cigarettes and gum?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

there are lots of things in London 'village'

such as:

pigeons
shit
Cockneys
Ken Livingstone
grass
figs
whelk stew
icarus bunions
cork
jiffy bags
Ted Bovis
phlegm

is it any of those?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

I'll check your list...

... and get back to you.

(

Mungo Chutney I don't think thats a very good idea now, is it?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

London village?

What the fucking hell is that?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

that's where all the artsy cocaine snorting medja types hang out

innit?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

Ah, my mate's an ex one of them.

Village? In London? The tossers, there's no such thing.

Villages are what bloody London yuppies buy houses in so they can use them 6 days per year and leave empty the rest of it. Soulless arseholes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

heh

well, unfortunately that's the way it goes now

no doubt the places that are making rules about "locals only can buy houses here" will get stamped on by the eu for violating freedom of movement or something

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

What, so Andy Amex and Zoe Zurich can buy up all the nice houses

and then live in their London flat anyway?

Oh, and pay a nanny to raise their kids while they're at it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

no doubt

housing is completely fucked up in this country

:/

edit: oh and they can no doubt get a tax rebate for the nanny cost

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

oh, that fetid overpriced sink hole estate.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

isn't that what the entirety of london actually is?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

*looks around*

yeah.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

yay!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)

last i heard,

london was a city

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

'fags'?

Fuck off.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

cigarillos

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

Hmmmmmm fair enough then.

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

If I'm going to have a cigar, I'm going to have a big long thick one

and wear my trilby.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

i like a romeo & julietta churchill

at weddings and births

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)

*hasn't had one of them*

Ooooh

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)

'fags'?

You unfunny cunt.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

shut up, fag :P

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

He'll do anything for a vote...

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

I thought Thatcher was dead

edit: in the whole of Denmark these days there is only one high school which specialises in folk singing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

good

folk singing is a hobby
schools are for book learning

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

what if your hobby is learning

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

I've seen her working the streets of Soho...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

Working?

or sweeping?

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

I suppose you could call it either really...

It's like a basking shark....

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

Mummy?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

My Mummy i think.

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

No I had her

and she was bigger and had more marmite with her

(

The Tig and me, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

Marmite!

The food of gods.

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

She was a goddess

with the squity tube as well

(

The Tig and me, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

Fuck off - no-one has more marmite than my Mummy

*freezes*
*licks*

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

*licks*

You could be right

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

Obligatory 'would'.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

damn you

beaten to it

(

wjh31, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

NOOOOOOOO!

you promised me you'd burn tose pictures!

*washes obsessively to remove feelings of dirty*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

BurgerBreath? ;)

woo!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

pinter.

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

arf!

have a hilton gnop.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

what's a gnop?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

that is

it's the opposite of a spong

(

new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

Surely that's a 'gnops'?

What's a gnop?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

'gnop' is the incorrect term for 'gnops'

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

*History of the GNOP in B3ta*

^ there.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

her face is still bigger

than her brain

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

cor!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

*ahem*

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

woo!

that's me!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

hahaha

"we will make him a second cheek out of ham"

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

Ha ha thats bri

(

The Tig and me, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

bripf?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

here

*passes tissue*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

Arf! (arsed)

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

hehehe /:)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

submit it to viz!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

hehehehe woo!

brilliant

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

hahaha

i'll gte round to finishing it, but i've got to do this first.

*goes and starts another job*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

Hahaha!

brill!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

What about turning the other cheek and all that?

This is simply spiffing!! Woo and YAY!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

Groan

(

neOnbubble is both bubbly and neonny., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

man, the pressure build up

if he has a sudden explosive shit it'll be like a rocket engine, the resulting effect will be to spin him around rapidly until his body can no longer tolerate the acceleration then he will be ripped apart by the forces eminating within resulting in a powerfull vortex of shit, guts and juices which will then spread itself throughout the room and splatter violently against the walls leaving nothing more than a dripping shitty mess dribbling down the walls and onto the poor innocent and now ruined carpet below.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

*Nurses a chubby*

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

yes

some nurses are chubby!

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

they're the really filthy ones

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

hmm

sounds like they need a jolly good scrubbing!

*attaches scrubbing utensil*

"For England!"

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

^This, although I'm not entirely sure what it means

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

it's like goatse

but using science

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

ah, science!

*hugs science*

*notices smell*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

that's how you know it's working!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

I'm all hard now

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

me too

plus I've just eaten some celery, which just makes matters worse

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

Thanks.

That's my chocolate mousse thingy in the fucking bin then.

(spook, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

yum!

maybe you could dip some biscuits into it?

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

arse biscuits?

/considers

(spook, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

it's a tasty treat

all the kids love them!

apparently

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

You worry me

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

^_^

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

crikey!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

haha

and just wonder if he'd ate chicken that had gone off

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

Christ!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

doof!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

BIG!

5 seconds of your time would be lovely please!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

hehe

*fears*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

arf!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

hahahaha

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

dave the hat?

(pdjpdj, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

Arf!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

i gotta' wear shades!

woo and *click* - these are brill!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

Hahaha woo yay!

Hello you long time no see *hug*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

*hugs back*

Sadly, I've got full-time employment doing something 'proper', and that's where I've got to go back to now. Boo hiss! Nice to see you again too. I pop onto your MySpace thingy to see what you're up to occasionally. Bye!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

Alas I don't update myspace

As it has been blocked at work. I will get internet at home soon and remedy it :)

Grats on employment (or commiserations as it may be ;P)

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

i love all of your pics

i loved the story of jesus' birth

DUCKS FTW

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)

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