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Funny Name Corner time

Well it made me lol anyway;

www.amazon.com/Philosophy-World-Shaggs/dp/B00000I0QQ

Wouldnt get away with that now i reckon!

(nibbles, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

Quick - tell the internets!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

this^^

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

Here!

www.sambennallick.co.uk

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

cunt

pfft...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)

Hehehe

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)

hello

links is that-a-way

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

you may want the /links board for that.
We only post stuff we've made on here.

nice lurkage btw

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

ah yes

how very silly of me.

(must do better!)

(nibbles, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

hel o new p rson p ea e r ead the f cking FAQ

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

not new

just inept. also half asleep. explains it all!

(nibbles, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

l e l s u ?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

i dont know

i thought i'd be creative...

or destructive... or something.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)

not as amusing as i'd hoped

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

www.amazon.com/Whats-Wrong-You-Benjamin-Fry/dp/0976121409/ref=sr_1_2/105-5280112-6020465?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1185287612&sr=1-2

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

omg

funny name corner!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

I shall raise you

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)

*Laughs more than is proper*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)

I see your Bell End, and scat you

Shit, Iran

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

I used to live not far from there....

...there's Lickey End, too.

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

err...

/links board i think you will find.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

wow everyone is being polite is /board ill?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

we are full of gentile gentility

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)

that could always /change
its still early

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)

you just wasted 30 seconds of my life and I want it back...

in instalments!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)

*unzips*

how many "installments"?

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)

My First Post....

YAY!!! (sorry it's a bit crude/rubish....but i shall learn)

((",)*Mk1*(.") KeEp It FiCtIoNaL!!!! www.myspace.com/djmk1, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

not bad

I can see the thought processes there

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Duncoffin is life., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

Sat on the shitter?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

All is lost! ALL IS LOST!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

Talcum powder. That's what you want for ants

Nasty horrible winged things attacking me from out of my compost bin

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

they were provoked!

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Duncoffin is life., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

By me opening the lid?!!!

Flying ants are EVIL!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

WHAT IS THIS!?

a picture for ants!?

it needs to be at least....
3 times bigger!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

click on it, Zoolander.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

*magnums*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

sexeh antz!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

hahaha!!

yay!!
*hugs*
can i stick it me profile if i'm ever able to acess it again?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

if you want

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

*wants*

*can't*
damn work!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

can i put all your work in my profile?

*changes name to Jovial James*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

Just steal other people's

work and make it look different. They have no choice but to let you profile it. ( They might 'harrumph' a bit, not that nobby does, he loves people messing with his work)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)

brill

/high fives

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

DOOOOMED!

We're all DOOOOOMED!
Woo! ACERS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

havemybabies

I don't want them anymore.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

even the model village got flooded

Click for bigger (98KB)
This'll be my last for today, i'm just chuffed I can do them now

(Doctor Who posted this tomorrow, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

That's Camberwick Green fucked then.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

you wanna be a big copper in a small town?

fuck off up the model village then!

(best line in the film)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

won't somebody please think of the kittens!

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Mousing, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

NO! SWIM KITTY! SWIM!

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B.T., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

That's one fucking huge kitten!

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

or a mini

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

kittens in flood waters can grow to up to 4 times their normal size

fact

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Mousing, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

How much water do they take in!?

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

*thinks of kittens*

*tucks in tighter under desk*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

*pushes desk up*

*becomes sore*

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SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

o_O

naughty Minky!!!!!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

you're one to talk

*slurps*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

*goes cross-eyed*

'ning 'broon!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

at least i was just thinking

you crazy kitten molester you!

=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

*blushes*

how many times?! it was the kitten's fault!

I was innocent!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

~~innocent~~ enjoying it too much to make it stop

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

*sulks*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

HAHAHAHA

I WAS JOKING!!!

*consoles*

*with sexy results*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)

\o/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)

that kitten is fine

It's half as big as a car, it's bound to have swimming abilities.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

*thinks of kittens*

*sneezes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

not my original design

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

woo

but no gold edging :(

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)

ah, I remember the PSD :)

I'd prefer one that looks like a frying pan though
but don't think I can be arsed to make one till the weekend :(

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)

They can all drown for all I care.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

once again

i am enjoying a rather hot and sunny day
here in hot and sunny Southend
:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

Pssst keep it mum...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

not sure about

those head tattoos they both have

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

tribal, maaaan

tribal

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

*office lol*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

I was shanghaid in the 17th Century on a mouseship bound for the moon.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

If anyone else said this, I would dismiss it as nonsense

but coming from you, I'm inclined to believe it. :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

*puts it away*

no ta....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

about this beating me to a pulp?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

yeah.

*stands up tall and strong.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

pffft

*stands up taller and stronger*

*but less ginger*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

I hope this woman doesn't sue us out of existance one day

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

I am so truly sorry...

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B.T., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

haag hag gah

the puns are getting painful

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SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

those puns... they bug me

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

Even worse!

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B.T., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

They tick me off

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

What have I unleashed?!

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B.T., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

you've opened a can of worms

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

Wave upon wave of small itchy puns

Edit: Itchiban, lipstick for men

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

wtfayoa?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

Ichiban

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTokqeL7sOU

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

I'm not going to watcht that because i cant be arsed

just wondering what any of this had to do with anything.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

nothing

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

Itchy pun/Itchiban

It's only 36 seconds long!!

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

that doesn't qualify as a pun

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

just because you didn't get it!

Thicky!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

Yeah!

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

silly me

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

They get

right in my hair

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SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

Don't get so crabby

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

Haha

These puns really bite...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

ARGH!

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B.T., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

I was going to say that

But I left it open

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

just let it fly?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

Probably best

These are all lousy

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

Wood you leave these 'louse' puns alone?

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

I woodlice to believe that I'm not finding these amusing

but I am

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

Getting a mite bored with these

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

Don't worry

They mite stop soon...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

I wouldn't beetle your money on it

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

Bug off before I insect this rake up your arse sideways

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

it started good

but rapidly went downhill

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

Ant yet we can't stop.

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

cANT stop.

...sorry. I really am

_{actually, no, I'm not. I'm enjoying this}

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

Would you like a mop?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

i bet you thought you mosquito new bandwagon started,

didn't you?

_{/really bad pun blog}

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

Hahaha!

Would have been better if you'd spelt it "flea", but it still made me chuckle. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

I was considering it, but my internal grammar nazism wouldn't let me

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B.T., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

My wife has no nose dog smell.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

so show wife

dog then she no smell

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SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

gleeeeee!

These puns are very insectuous!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

*spang*

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

pffft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

almost related

so have my first ever pearoast

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

that is my favoritest joke evar!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

A fly without wings

Shirley?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

well, that's why the spanging

_{_{Didn't fuck it up when making it at all. Nosir.}}

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

haha!

we should form the "DTH spanging club" :)

b3ta.com/board/7435308

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

with badges?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

Do we get badges?

Shiny badges?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

BIG SHINY BADGES

made of brass and proper enamel paint.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

BIG NON STICK TITANIUM BADGES!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

With gold edges?

and.... and... a real pin?
*sobs happily*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

Go and have a lie down, Stanley.

/Pratchett

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

TEN POINTS!

for spotting the reference

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

Yes.

A REAL pin.
Made of REAL METAL.

*will be worth £4,677,108,677 in the future.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

*signs up*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

*joins*

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)

AAAAHahahahaaaaaa!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

Yay!

Hat-shaped pancakes!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)

i wouldn't laugh at that even if you Pupae'd me

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

Shut it maggot!

you moth'en't dis me or it'll bee the worse for you!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

haven't these puns gone past their shell by date?

_{_{snails, for anyone who hadn't worked the pun out}}

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

gah!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

I can't stick (insect) around here

I'd butterfly . . .
ZWOMP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

oof!

can you tell i ran out of puns ages ago!?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)

love flea

hold flea

love flea
hold flea

COZ I'M FLEA!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

to do what I worm?

Any old tic?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

i don't like Crickets

oh no

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

Catdog and dogcat

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

Haha, ace.

The one on the right is terrifying.
*click*

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

astounding

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

catdog just looks like a little dog

i like dogcat though

woo. and yay.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

Dogcat looks a bit like Frasier Crane...

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

Cool! *click*

Also, I just remembered The Game. Bollocks.

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I didn't lose for about 2 months, and now you have to mention it???????

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

SURELY

if you weren't thinking about it...

you were just not playing

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The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

Tosser!

/relurk

(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

Haha

The one on the right is odd.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

alone in the world

with a little catdooooog

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SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

ten points!

haven't seen that in ages

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

I always wondered

which end pooped*

*but then I'm weird like that

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SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

They have that little mouse go in and scoop it out

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

wowzers!

go go gadget mouse!

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SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

Was trying to t'member the theme tune

that was it - ta!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

i always thought Catdog looked very much like spacemoose

www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Spacemoose

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

Dogcat

Dogcat looks like someone I know, and thus really gives me the willies... =(

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

The dogcat is cute, but the catdog is fucking ugly...

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B.T., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

Dogcat is the one on the right

Did you mean it the other way around?

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

Either way, it's the cat with the dog face stuck on top

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B.T., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

That's catdog

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ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

hahaha

terrifying!

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Mousing, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)

Fairytale

Shot at 2007-07-24

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

RIS?

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B.T., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

Well

I've gone through permutations of compacts, oysters and clams but nothing has happened so I say duh?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

Has she

pulled a mussel?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

remix of a pic Kaiser PM'd me.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

*raves*

technotechnotechnotechnotechnotechnotechnotechnotechnotechno

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

*kicks*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

aw!

why does he get hugs and i get flogged?!

s'not fair!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

*huggles better*

Because you drew attention to the fact you weren't being flogged. It's like a red rag to a bull...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

I'm not being flogged...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

*rolls eyes*

*tickles mercilessly*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

stop it stop it stop stop it

...

I didn't mean "really stop it"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

you know bulls don't care about colour?

it's just movement

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

and swords in their arse.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

and AIDS

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

BAD AIDS

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

Quiet pedant!

*slaps*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

But but but but

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

Tell you what

I'll put you in a field. First I'll give you a red flag, then I'll give you a blue one, and we'll see which one the bull charges at, how about that?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

yay!!

*returns hug*
MIND MY BACK!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

*minds*

when you going to come pick it up?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

YAY

*huggles back*

sorry i took so long to reply, our power keeps going off.

how's your fine self the day?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

*red mist*

*beats mink into an unrecognisable pulp*
but officer!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

hahahahaha

you wish sonny jim

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

Un tsh un tsh un tsh etc.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

mmm...

hypnotic, yet also confusing...

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

ooooo a party???? with sailors????

the best kind. Oh and....

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

you make the b3stest host

entertaining the sailors.
I know. Your mum told me.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

Bad seamen!

One does not point at flashing windows!
*slaps*

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

bad semen?

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

thats the stuff you were made of.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

how odd

the seamen told me it was you

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

nope not me.

i have done sciences and changed my dna, therefore i could not be your father and therefore am not liable for £1,000,000,000 of Child Support Payments.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

I HAVE BEEN FRAMED!

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

***YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE SCIENCES***

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

*TRIES*

*fails*

*cries*

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

pfffft. can prove it too. am dokter in sciences.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

Ooo

I see Jamie found another use for his magic torch when he got older:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

possibly needed it to see at night

as he couldnt afford to pay the electric you see. he didn't earn a great deal back then in the days of the bee bee sea.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

As we're on Potter...

...shameful pearost. Be gentle I have the 'Man Flu' you know slight runny nose etc...

(

Ninj, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

Puh, man flu

*flogs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

*watches*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

is relieved its not me for a change*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

*flogs anyway*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

aaaiiiieeeee!!!

why....... *faints*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

I'm cold, I thought it would warm me up

He might be painting too, he's off work

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

ooh!!

i'll soon show all the bastards!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

'Noon JP Gruntfuttock esq!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

And a very good afternoon to *you*, madam....

*doffs hat*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

Aaaaahhhhh!

GERROFF!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

you thought that said 'boffs'

didn't you?

:)

Oware you, sir?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

oops!

soz not ignoring you I'm heartilly well ta! you?
*blushes*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

hehe - no worries

Doin' well, bit too busy with the ol' w*rk thing, d'ya ken?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

*surprise squeezles*

Harrow!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

*is surprised*

Wealdstone!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

Hangar Lane

invoking the diagonal shift and setting up for a win in three . . .
Yippee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

I laugh at your diagonal shift!

Threadneedle Street

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

Mornington Crescent

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

Cheat!

*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

'ning m'lovely

/no cheating, all in the official rules
*huggles back*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

absolutely!

although he'll probably try and weasel out of it by invoking some long defunct highly obscure rule that no-one has played for forty years like 'it's all in the official rules'
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

Bainbridge's second diagonal shift, invoked when playing kensington through the latter parallel

a move that secured victory for charles smytherington westenwood in the MC finals of 1745
(or quarter to six to you and me)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

Morni...

oh bugger

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

Woo

'ning, I suppose.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

worry not i have just recovered from the dredded man flu......

it was touch and go for a while tho.

On the up side i gave it to mrsfreak and now i can be unsympathic to her!

(

caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

MORE NUTS IMAGES

I thought the Simpsons one was the only one.

The second page is now up in my profile, they nicked TGA's Spice girls one.

Plus another B3ta one with the tag johnx1

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

Thank fuck my work's too shit to get FP'd :P

(

B.T., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

johnx1 needs a good slap!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

Don't play into his hands:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

oh I'm not

as that would be inciting violence

I'm merely saying that it appears that he is looking for such a thing!

aren't we all! a traditional good slap!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

Yeah and that's what he wants

He's too much of a cheapskate to pay for it like the rest of us you.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

oh that reminds me

I have to clear up this weeks tab

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

oh ffs

can i rape johnx1? inthe face?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

yes

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

nah, you're supposed to PUNISH him

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

I'd wish his dick would fall of

If I was sure he had one. Seriously the guy sits on the Nuts site all day posting stuff he nicks.

The guy is a Nuts groupie and dreams of working for them.

I would say he's never been laid but he looks about 40 and has probably paid for it.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

his forum posts are the worst

he uses the word "noobs" as if it meant "people who annoy me by rightfully claiming ownership of the images I nicked"
cunt

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

haha, I can just imagine that in court

Judge: "What is a 'noob'?"

:D

oh man, it would be beautiful

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

haha, That

always tickled me.

"Noobs" keep saying that I should not post images that are not mine. I never said they were mine "Noobs" so that's cleared up then. Here are some more pics with my name on. Stop complaining "noobs".

What he actually means is " fuck me, I can't believe tha arrogance of these image manipulators having the audacity to complain about me showing their stuff off. With my name tag on it"

He just does not grasp the whole concept of it and chooses to cover up the fact that he's been warned severely about this conduct and might get banned ( he will when my next letter goes out, the thieving cunt )

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

Hahaha

"noobs!"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

"Bring Back Borstal"

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

johnx1 has a syphillitic rash on his noobend

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

replace

"banned" with "threat of legal action" and we will rapidly see who the fucking noob is

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

I know

He thinks he has fan on that site. Any objections to what he does, he deletes.

Spineless twat.

Lets get Rob to line up an interview with him for the newsletter!!!!!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

^this

is a good idea

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

Then retag it as an interview with The Great Architect!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

haha

first lol of the day.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

*pffft*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

you bring the feathers

i'll steal the tar from the guy resurfacing the road outside.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

I think it's time I spoke to

the nuts editor again about JohnX1. Any idea who's image it is he's tagged?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

I thought spam was malicious emails

not viral pics

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

they don't seem to be very bright

bless 'em

:)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

not really

tried reading the forums there?

It's like some kind of wierd magazine-loving cult

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

bunch of cult!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

they nicked TGA's spice girls one.

oh dear, he had a nice settlement from the sun about their usage of it, i think nuts might be getting an email.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

Haven't they all got bored

of stealing that image yet?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

simple minds don't take much to amuse

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

Nuts never pay.

They just try and ignore it until they HAVE to fob you off with that piece of hardware that's been the office favourite freebie for the last month.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

you underestimate TGA and some others who have it in for these people.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

The shaving beaver one is off a T-shirt company's website.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

Don't repost in a new thread please.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

By popular request

full size goodness

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

hahahaha, brilliant

/and well deserved splatting

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

hahaha

needs something more
like a safe dropping on him at the end

or a tramp coming along and pissing on him

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

or dixon coming

to rape his bloodied entrails

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

YAY!!!!

(

head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

thats it!!

ram him in the tunnel.......
ooer!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

haha

have some related Comic Relief^TM

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

oh dbroon.

*shakes head*
=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

Pixelated fun

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

hahahaha

jokes *are* better than technique!

woo!

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

*cries*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

please don't

your timing is absolutely perfect, better than mine

I just meant the technique you're using is not next-gen advanced, but just pixel-based. WOO

I SAY AGAIN

WOO

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

Hahaha!

ok . . . *stops pretending to cry*
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

there, there. Have a jaffa cake. Oh, and this fine pair of golden rollerskates. They will lead you to your destiny, just stay on the yellow brick road

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

*dons golden roller skates*

*falls over*

*gets up*

*falls over*

. . .

*stays down*
hello floor!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

tsk tsk

no destiny for you then, ey lad?

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

some could say

he got his...

just desserts!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

*Raises eyebrow*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

I hate that cunt.

He made a racist joke about Cornwall.
He said the cornish language consists of only teo letters 'Ooh' and 'Arr'. In that order.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

Cornish is a race now?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

they have their own pointless seperatism movement and everything

I guess all the argon leaking out of the ground has finally tipped them over the edge

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

It could be

Or it could be the fact that if we're seperate like scotland, then we won't have ANYTHING ATALL to do with Wales.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

heh

wales is in your destiny

it cannot be avoided!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

wales is your ~~destiny~~ next step up in evolution

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

hahaha

:D

no wonder they want to be separate

they'll probably sail off into the atlantic, who knows what kind of crap adventures they'll have!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

Yes it can.

It can be fenced off, and big explosive charges laid under the ground to produce a big crack, hence splitting Wales from England. There would then be a flotilla of submarines to tow it to somewhere else, like the middle of the Atlantic.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

sounds like a crazy plan

but it might just work!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

It will work.

I have done all of the experiment already, and proves I can do the sciences.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

if you has done a sciences

it can not be questioned!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

^ this.

*SCIENCES PROVES IT ALL*

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

Every May, Scotland is towed south so they can have a summer

Only 25% of all Scottish people know this.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

Hehehe

someone owns the book of great lies to tell small kids :D

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

so cream of cornish icecream is actually made from creamed cornish people

crikey

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

Just our eyes.

That's why it's called 'Cornish Eyes Cream'

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

Do you mean Radon?

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

I may mean that

:D

as it ends in *on

it's something green and nasty

oh oh.. I know "it's magical spirits"

*gets very sharp knives out*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

Syns dha glapp

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

is that welsh is it?

for "shut your mouth"?

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

pffft!

do I have to know him?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

Smashing attention to detail

Probably be better with man-mayo being ejected from the bottom

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

huzza!

(

SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

My first miniature environment

Click for bigger (54KB)

(Doctor Who posted this tomorrow, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

i love these things.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

^ this

i'm almost always impressed by these things

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

but i'm the MOST impressedest!!!

*sticks tongue out*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

okay, you're the empressiest empress there is

happy now?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

*skips about*

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

empress woo?

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

yes?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

Woo

*puts away shrink ray*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

What I love about this, is the irony of

click for bigger.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

dooooooooooooooooooo

do do do dooo

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

episode 38,2077

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

is he not dead

i thought he was dead.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

Oh no, my friend

That's 2 fillums later

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

Harry Potter and the Pulling of the Plug

(

head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

Harry Potter and the Flogging of the Horse-Corpse.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Harry Potter and the Scraping of the Barrel.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

Harry Potter and the Rohypnol

Followed by Harry Potter and the mystery of Ron's sore arse

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

I was going to write

Harry Potter and the Paraphrased Plot, but the thread seems to have taken a decidedly downward turn.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

How about

Harry Potter and the making of his three children: The graphic novel

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

haha!

lollage!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

oh ivesb

*shakes head*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

what?!

i never pretended to be high brow or cultured!!
huh huh huh!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

Harry Potter and the obviously anticipated extra set of books

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

Harry Potter and the Constipated Cunt Who Wants More Millions While Kids Wordlwide Starve

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

If that's a jab at Rowling, I resent that

After all, she's not exactly going around waving her money in people's faces, is she?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

you resent it?

excuse me while I literally piss myself with fright.

I really can have an opinion about whoever I want, thank you.

and anyway, what's it to you?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

I didn't say you couldn't,

but if you put 15 years of your life and effort into writing the books, wouldn't you dislike it when people say things like that?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

I wouldn't give a shit.

I'd be too busy.

you're not some sort of fanboy, are you?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

I like the books, I've seen the films, and I admire Rowling for her work,

but I wouldn't dress up in robes and a pointy hat and stand in the freezing cold and pouring rain at midnight, then try to read the next book before everyone else, if that's what you're getting at.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

~~fanboy~~
gayboy

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

~~boy~~ lord
~~gay~~ War

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

gay war?

man, that's gonna nail everyone in the ass

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

*office lol*

*not in an office*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

he's just a kid

not surprised he idolises the Rowling.

I find her to be a sherry-soaked, cynical, unimaginitive old cunt who is making far too much money out samey kids books.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)

I don't idolise her

I just have respect.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

personally

I wish I was a sherry-soaked, cynical, unimaginitive old cunt who is making far too much money out samey kids books

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

I don't give a fuck if you have a boner and a paper bag.

Try reading some grown up books and respecting proper writers.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

what?

like the Beano? Didn't know they still fucking printed that!

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

they do

but it's changed terribly. I remember when it was great.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

You respect her for making money from badly written, unoriginal pop-lit?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

Harry potter and the MLMMLNGNLGNLMALGNAG of LMGLNGLnmlgmnglnlmlmglmglgnglgngln

sorry, best I could come up with

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

I doubt he'd be dead in 1977.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

I was

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

So was I

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

you were lucky

it was all polyester back then

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

i wasn't even born.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

this. polyester pyjamas that generated static and you saw little sparkles if you rubbed yourself in bed and had the blankets over your head.

/small child blog

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

Did you cause small fires in bed that way?

just curious...

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

no. was just static.

we had no central heating either. you knew it was cold if there was ice INSIDE the windows.

/grim up blog

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)

We had the central heating...

but my room was at the far end of the house, and woke up with frost inside my windows all winter long. It built character.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

Pssst

You wanted to know where freebs was?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

is he painting?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

He's saving 20000 nekkid time for Friday

(But today he's reading HP)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

bah!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

but the year will be 2077

as it's episode 38,000 odd.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Ooooh

And that guy is Harry...?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

But that's about

five and a half thousand episodes per year from now until 2077!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

Actually

I think it is episode 38 in the year 2077 making roughly one per year or something?

(starial, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

pfft!

his wand doesn't work as it used to anymore

COCKULUS VIAGRIS LEVITATUM!
*fizzle*

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

How about just 'engorgio'?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

pfff

one word spells are for beginners

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

'Engorgio Maxima'

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

"Mr. Creosote, you're so big!"

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Just one wafer thin after dinner mint?

*Dives behind the pot plants*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

'Schlongalongorium!'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

I think

"High Cockalorum"

would apply here.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

But Schlonalongorium is more fun to say!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

So is

Rotfpmslollmfaohwhao

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

'biggus dickus'

surely?

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Shirly not

Incontinentia Buttocks

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

Nicely done.

but can't help saying, fucking Potter, fucking fuck off.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

you not a fan then waspy?

i always had you down as a mad potter fan, buying all the merchandise and such stuff.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Last night I was on the tube

and there was a woman in her 30s reading the new Potter book, running her finger below each line. The guy next to her was reading Tolstoy, he looked down at her and gently shook his head.

Then he looked back down at her because she had cracking tits, the dirty old cunt.

edit/ adults obsessed with kids books doesn't seem healthy to me.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)

^this

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

*sunbathes*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

"bit wet, innit?"

"yeah, make us a cuppa!"
"righto!"

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

we beat Hitler and we'll beat these floods!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

damn right!

what a silly hitler! all he had to do was stop the tea and hold it to ransom!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

*starts hoarding tea*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

crikey!

you're right! I'd better do that too

get some traditional wooden cargo boxes and fill them with tasty and nutritious tea!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

then if the flooding gets really bad

you can float away in them.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

if it floods up here

I think it's fair to say that there's very little of the uk left habitable :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Don't want to come up here to Newcastle, do you?

(

head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

I'm nearly there as it is

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

WER AR U?

(

head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

I'm near the happy friendly town full of twats that want to kill you because you aren't from here

or because you are from here and they just want to kill you

no, not sunderland, south of newcastle :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

Who do you think you are kidding Mister Raincloud

if you think old England's damp?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

We are the buoys who will....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

mop you up again

we are the boys who will flush away the rain

all togeter now!

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

oh yours is much better.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

bob and bob again?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

WOO!

and southparktastic title.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

bollocks

I remember that now. I thought I was having a flash of brilliance but now I remember that episode. Damn my mindnut.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

THEY TOLD US, BUT WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

*strains brain*

So that's today, right?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

I'm glad you worked that out

so I didn't have to

'Ning Mrs T

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

What ho Bonnie Warlord

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

Hehe

How are you doing this fine morning?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

Freezing!

I'm staying at the in-laws' house, and the computer room is somewhat chilly!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Oh no!

Less sitting around naked then.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

It is dear

*snuggles*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

'lo Trelly!

*cyberhugs*

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

hahaha

I was in the Highlands over the weekend, it's not that often that heading North results in far better weather.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

by the end of the year, the Highlands will be the only part of britain left above water

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

pffft!

glad you live in Germany now, are ye?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

hehe

why of course. playing football and having a Grillparty this evening. Although not at the same time, that could lead to burns.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Extreme Ballbecue!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

This popped into my head as I was logging on this morning

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

Nice name change.

And I'm sorry.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

This pale imitation of DD isn't funny :(

(__, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

Huh?

Pale imitatation...?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

I assumed you were being all DOCTOR DYSLEXIA like

(__, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

No, I wasn't

I just thought it was funny

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

Oh come now.

you've been trying to imitate Dickslexia for days now. It's quite embarrassing and you've come close to ignore a few times. Those capital letters are still making me consider it.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

It's nothing to do with Dyslexia.

My username is in capitals because I accidentally hit caps lock when I suggested it to Callum, and I thought 'Eh, why not?'

And I'm not imitating DD. Why the hell would I want to do that?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

see?

i told you, didn't i?

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

Told me what?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7434106

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

Oh yeah

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

Cap letters??

Just 'coz they are capital doesnt mean he's imitating DD, also, his stuff isnt random-oversized-mainly text on a picture.
Yesterday he did some rather awesome backgrounds.

(

Cae1, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

So all

the random shouting of nonsense in capital letters the other night, with dickslexia I might add was a coincidence? It became annoying. I'm not sdaying he's doing it now, I'm just pointing out he pissed me off. He'd like it that way.

I'm glad you think his stuff is awesome. It must make you piss your knickers at the quality of mine ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

That was a rant.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

I fixed your badge

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

Self confessed

and quite proud of it. Sorry I'm not suitable for your clique.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

My clique of 1

is very exclusive

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

See?

Now I want in, you twunt.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

NO CAN DO

AMIGO

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

Ah well, I'll just carry on

being myself and doing my own thing. At least I say what I mean and mean what IO say. Nobody can be confused where I stand in life.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

Warlord seems to be a lot less tiresome.

In my humble opinion. And there's less pathetic teenage 'OMG LOOK AT HOW FUCKING RANDOM I AM!!!1!111!' than DD.

But that's just my opinion.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

I'm teenage

and I use corrct grammar and spelling, to the best of my ability.

I'm forever correcting myself on Msn :)

Ask Callum.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

I said you weren't doing all of that.

I was paying you a compliment.

And I don't know who Callum is.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

someone who ate a crate of alum ?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

Could be.

However I do somewhat doubt it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

me too

he'd probably come out in a rash

then die

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

Callum is Caewan

Didn't you know that? Hehe, sorry.

Edit: I also knew it was a compliment, thankyou, I was just backing it up :)

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

^ Wise words

as ever, Cap'n

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

*bows* Why thank you, lovely daiylea Gruntable.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

I know.

But the other night was different.
They were all at it, Zank Frappa mainly. They know it pisses me off. It's an antipodean thing. I'd hate Sam to get sucked into all that shite just when he looked like getting his act together.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Ah, I wasn't on then.

I bow to your superior knowledge of the late shift.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

I'm just a lazy, non-working

layabout who spends all his time fucking around on b3ta. I know.

I got naked for big round number last night, and I was sober.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

Wow!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

I was only on until about half one last night

And I didn't actually pay much attention to Zank, he stuff usually goes way over my head - I don't listen to much Zappa.

I'll try to be a bit more sensible, but that post I did today was nothing to do with Dyslexia, I just wanted it out of my head.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

DR DYSLEXIA

is definitely in my top 5 posters on here for making me laugh.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

Ah, you have no taste.

But this is coming from me, who enjoys Ricky Gervais stand up.

Yes I know.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Pffft

I have taste... it might be bad taste, but it's taste all the same :)

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

Then we differ somewhat.

I find him irritating and puerile. The worst of it is I can see he has the potential to be very humerous. He just wastes it trying to impress the same few people with the same tired shit. And I really do have a problem with people posting in capitals, but that's more my problem. I don't dislike DD. I just find him annoying and irrelevant. His arrival at night usually prompts my departure. Each to their own though. I'm a Chubby Brown fan.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

Now see that I don't get.

The Chubby Brown but, the rest was all agreed with. But Chubby Brown annoys me more than most annoying things.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

I could not explain it myself. It's mainly an accent thing I think.

I thought Bernard Manning was a course, uncouth, unfunny cunt. Go figure.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

Well, in fairness, he was.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

he was

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)

TOAL

roflcopters lololol!!!!1111*

*may not be true.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

When wasps die

where do they go? wasp heaven? a wasptopia where they can fly around and angrilly sting all day long happily

poor little wasps, in their stripey jumpers all dead, I hope they do go to wasp heaven, it would be sad if they didn't.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

What?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

really

I wonder about this, why won't anyone think of the wasp babies!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

there should be a Waspbaby Awareness Day

I shall suggest it to my local council

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

yes

and why aren't forms supplied by local authorities written in wasp?

why is this?? got something against wasps have they??? got issues with black and yellow stripes eh??? eh??? someone's going to get sued over this, it's a certainty

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

I don't kill wasps

At the Eden Project, this old bint gave me a wasp.

She wanted me to kill it. She actually handed me this wasp that she'd caught in a sandwich box, because she was allergic.

I went out the back and set it free, and she said "If I get stung and I die from that wasp, i'm goign to hold the Eden Project, and more importantly, YOU, responsible."

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

I hope you laughed your tits off

and said "did you get his name?"

or "fuck off you stupid cunthoop piss"

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

No, because I would get that on my record at the end of the week.

I did tell the girl I was working with that she's a stupid twat though.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

bah

twattage is the way

if you reinforce peoples idiocy by humouring them you only make the situation worse for the next poor bastard that has to deal with their stupidity

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

So insulting coworkers doesn't go on your record?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

you should have shoved it in her mouth

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

Bees go to

feast on the eyeballs of the great star cat of the heavens when they die. Perhaps wasps should take heed?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

where is freebs?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Fuck me, it's finally happened.

I'm stumped.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

bye bye space bee!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

when wasps are dead they have to live in boxes

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

OMGBANG!

don't disappear in smoke

(

fuscous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Bindun

Tee hee
Nice to know there are some Hawkwind-literate b3tans around

(

ClanSoul, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

haha, how odd!

Patrick Moore abuses that child

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

faster!!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTER!!

Ahh, that's better

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

that's some

fancy slappin' in firefox.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

it sure is

think it'd make a fine avi

and having said that, an avi collection of various anim gifs sounds like a nice little project

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

YEAH SLAP'IM!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

haha

fucking ACE!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

that second pic is sexyummytastic

... Mia Wallace?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

The first book in the old kiddies' drawer...

...has more potential than I can probably make of it, but I had to signup eventually...

(annexed, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

I don't get it

are you suggesting Gary Glitter has sex with little boys?

all the same - welcome and that

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

What a terrible thing to suggest

Hope he doesn't get sued by that nice man Gary.

(horrid, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

nah

he's not a puff innit

he has sex with little girls

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Are you thinking of Jackson?

Glitter went for young girls

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

More I-Spy

Edit: Any smaller and it's illegible.

(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

*looks for shrink ray*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

how the fuck can a black and white image be bigger than the internets?

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

too big

+ pictures of dead fluffikins.

NO.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

WAKE UP FLUFFS!

WAKE UP!

*doesnt like photos of dead animals*

(

Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

not even on plates?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

Not if there is still fluff showing,

thus plenty of gravy and mash potato.

(

Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

go away please

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

I nearly hit a dog whilst driving this morning.

I say dog, it was one of those rat-like excuses for a canine, a Jack Russell. Trotting along the sidewalk as I was driving up. I just had a premonition that the little fucker was going to dart out and sure enough he did, right in front of the wheels. I thought I'd got him at first and only barely stopped without killing him because I was ready. Good job it was not a cat.

/words

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

Ok in a hurry today as I have no cleaner.

Dooley has the pleasure of having lil Dooley plastered on the pages of Zoo. There are loads of B3ta ones, but I know some peeps did give permission.

If Dooley didn't give permission I think that he'd be able to extract vast amounts of compensation for having his lil chap on the page.

Nuts has a Simpsons theme today.

Images in profile as usual.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

why don't they ever learn!?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

because they are gopping mongs that think they can get away with it because b3ta is just 14 year old kids...

who happen to be 30 somethings with legal representation

they'll learn at some point

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

Interesting enough though

The star image was done with permission.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

crikey

maybe someone is learning afterall

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

dooley

if you need to then contact me (my mother runs a law firm)

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SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

And she wnats to see his knob?:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

possible

but not probable

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SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

All mums want to see young men's parts.

Except lesbian ones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

what?

Lesbian young men? Shirly not!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

my mums name

actually is Shirley :D

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SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

If young men were lesbians they wouldn't kick up such a fuss about going down on their girlfriends.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

no!!

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
mmph!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

my first time - she was lying on the floor

and I ended up picking a dog hair off my tongue

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Stick to humans.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

that same dog also licked my sweaty arse after a steamy session

I should say, of course that it's female owner was involved during these acts, and the dog wasn't

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

I'll bet.

I don't believe it, you've got the look of a beasty boy about you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

allright, I admit

it was a yiffy threesome

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

*knew it*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Never had a problem with that.

I did once know someone who once boasted that as it was his missus and his 5th anniversary, he went down on her!!!

Poor poor girl!

EDIT: Do I sense descention of the Wow/man wife ranks?!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

The amount of men that just flat-out won't is unbelievable.

But they still expect their partners to give them head. Wankers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

I never understand blokes who won't

Their loss I s'pose

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

Me niether

Maybe that's why they're wankers, they don't get anything after turning their missus' down.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

As my ex once said to one of them

'Doesn't that mean you don't really like girls?'

Oh, he proved his straightness that night, I was reliably informed. How to make a straight man do anything you want- tell them they would appear gay if they didn't do it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

Well the insecure ones anyway:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

Which parts

are we talking about here?

(duck Quack !, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

All the parts usually covered in clothing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

is it sexy burhqa time?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

It will be if you stop poking me in the eye with that postcard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

O_o

too many wasps!!!

*runs of screaming*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

FLY, MY PRETTIES!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

eek!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

Whose was the CSI?

I forget

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

Mine

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

Loved it!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

I said they could use it

on condition that they credit KFK..

which they haven't...

edit: oh wait, they have, it's just cut off on the scan

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Did you give permission for that CSI auditions one to be used?

If so did they credit you correctly as Jimmy A?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)

KFK

edit: his ^

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

b3ta, please FP this.

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

THE CURSE! THE CURSE!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

OW, THIS VICE BURNS!

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

hahahah!

I should think he'll be highly amused to know that even more people have seen his schlong!

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Mousing, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

is it my imagination, or is the nuts one not even remotely amusing...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

Is it ever?

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

I hope he sues them for all their money

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

Don't think his pockets are that big

I'm pretty sure Zoo watch this every week. There's probably claxons going off and people running around shout 'SHIT! An original source image'

*waves at leeches*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

I said no

then asked for a job...

still waiting

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

Short and (hopefully) simple

Trying to do some short and simple strips this week, rather than confusing everyone, which seems to happen a lot lately...

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

I prefer the confusing comics

Woo anyway

(__, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

what the hell?

I don't get it

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

Don't most guys suck it in when checking out the mirror?

This guy's belly's actually bigger in the last frame?

Glad I'm not the only one deluding myself on a daily basis!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

hehe

I preferred the one where it all goes to his head (i think there's one like that, i might be imagining it though)

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Mousing, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

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