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[challenge entry] For all the friends of Dorothy out there...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# friends of dorothy?
so it's a mince pie?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# mince pies...
are the best thing about christmas. warm ones with thick cream...FTW
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# oh god no!
those things are a wrong!

it's not propper minced cuu

it's minced up crap!!

very dissapointing for a child, I can tell you, it means your parents hate you, which of course, they do :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# bleugh. I hate mince pies. *hates*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
#
is it 'I love to weigh my rainbow pie' by Johhny Jizzfist?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
#
is it 'I love to weigh my rainbow pie' by Johhny Jizzfist?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
#
at least keep up with my edits ;)

EDIT: hooray!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Fuxache.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:12, archived)
# hello there
Manic sir!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# (doffs hat)
hello to you, good sir
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
#
is it 'I love the weigh my rainbow pie' by Johhny Jizzfist?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# good grief! *spangs*
/by the way, had an update from the 'great big fiery ball in the sky'
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Do tell
:o)

I just got a crappy generic letter and form from Emap:
www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2007/08/thanks_emap.asp
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# have just gazzed you the reply :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Rolls out old compo entry
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# At last
first one I've got....
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] and you give yourself away
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(considers both options)
(approves)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha.... also, "It's a beautiful Daaaaaaaay, don't let it get away..."
"It's a beautiful Daaaaaaaay don't let it get away..."
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *Patents*
...
...
4)Profit
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# *steals underpants*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# But I don't wear any!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I just went through your profile
that cartoon of yours- fecking aces, actually made me laugh several times

wooness
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Thanks very much!
Made my day :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Have a whole week!
after reading stral, slabitimf , slrtifasb Old mates, comment I too lurked and enjoyed!
(as I did the first time I was there)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)
# yes!
to this
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# brilliant
needs some sort of bono replacement device

or does it resurrect him just to blow him away again?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Bono's not looking too well
Too many late nights I reckon
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# being a complete cunt can get exhausting
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# might be something to do with me changing his skin tone to look dead
i.e. "I can't live, with or without you"
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Mmm, lunchtime.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# haha
those Billy bear things give me the creeps
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I lived on those when I was little
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# but they are all spongy!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# But you could cut out their eyes, or eat the ears
I don't think it's affected me though


*twitches*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# is it real bear?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Worse.
Reconstituted bear.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Haha, I expect the Morrisons one is
I do have a can of bear meat soup downstairs
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
# That
explains a lot
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# really?
you lived on a piece of billy bear meat? like a house boat?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
you see these huge sausage meat boats floating up and down canals
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:08, archived)
# haha
I liek, woo!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Top work.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# one thing I learned from telly...
...is that when a supermarket fish/meat counter reduces prices it usually means they don't know if the food is fit for human consumption...

err... fact!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
# this
story about the two morrisons stores that are not that far from my office
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I know ;-)
Just a Morrisons reference...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I was concerned that the reference might be too obscure for B3tards.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# TITS OR GTFO N00B
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I think you pressed the wrong button.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# is that why you didn't post it?
;)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *fnortles*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I say this with great pleasure and respect!
YOU FUCKING HAMTOUCHER!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ^^^^^^
pffft! Revolver Ocelot did booboo!
*bangs over-excitement drum*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# HAMTOUCHER!!!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# the fluidity of the door shutting is fucking Ace!
... check my /board messages... I very rarely give compliments :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I agree
but why don't you give many compliments? that's not very nice :-p
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)
# erm... oh... well... *ahem* LOOK... OVER THERE!
*scarpers*

truth is, it gets a bit boring typing "WOO" and "YAY" all the time... If threads get a non-nasty reply from me it normally means that I like it..

i save the actual compliments for ones that I really like...

(now i sound like a cock!) :-/
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# fair enough, I suppose :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Many thanks!
I have a text-free version, too.

www.b3tards.com/u/ddffd44380e227635dca/fridge.gif

I won't embed it, as that'd be spammy.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:57, archived)
# you, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:00, archived)
# where'd you get a giant one? I could only find tiny ones
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Oh noes
Manley has turned to the Dark Side
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# 'ning bub.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# word up
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# owwwwwwwwwww!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:00, archived)
# needs more
"THE REFERENCE"
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Well I'll do a sneaky pea!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)
# ello all, s'been a while...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Is this a pearoast?
*Goes to play pong*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# nope
fresh peas, these! :)

edit: by the way, i'm just fixing the high score table on the pong game, but you can still get a high score, you just need to refresh afterwards to play again! :) Will be fixed soon hopefully

edit2: fixed now!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# *gets high score*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I have had 3 goes and failed to score
/I am teh rubbish blog
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:55, archived)
# It's not saving my high score :(
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# aw! sorry, i'm trying to fix it as we speak!
it usually works if you leave it saying 'submitting' for a short while, then hit refresh. apologies!! :(
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Oh, they've appeared :D
Fantastic game by the way, I could get addicted...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# wahey!
my mission is to bring flash fun into people's lives, and it's a total pleasure when i succeed, so thanks!

By way, score table now fixed. Bit of flash advice to pass on from my learning experience:

<geek>only use setInterval in object mode, because otherwise it's totally unpredictable and can cause major fuck-ups. That is all. Enjoy the game!! :) </geek>
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# show-off
(, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 1:11, archived)
# That is too addictive
no more w%rk today
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Bahahaha
Fantastic!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahahaha

strawberries. a paarnd. talk to me.
faank you aand goodnight.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# nice scrolling action
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!!!!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# hi cockalorum
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# [^this^]
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)
# [~^THIS^~]
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Haha
Reminds me of my favourite sport - toilet tennis
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# go on...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# it's one of those things where you really have to be there....
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:52, archived)
# not like a sweetcorn race then?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# You made me giggle
I like that!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
#
*reads paper with PTO written on it*
*turns over*
*reads paper with PTO written on it*
*turns over*
*reads paper with PTO written on it*
*turns over*
*reads paper with PTO written on it*
*turns over*
*reads paper with PTO written on it*
*turns over*
*reads paper with PTO written on it*
*turns over*
*reads paper with PTO written on it*
*turns over*

/blonde blog
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# how rude of me:
WOO?!
^is generally good thing, yes?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# yes
yes it is
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# :)
thanks!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
this should be done for real
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# yes!
it was inspired by an experience trying to follow the signs out of curiosity. They just seemed to all lead to another person holding a similar sign...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
That is one very very funny interpretation, sir!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
COME ON TIM!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Henmania!
Woo to the pic!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:27, archived)
# hahahahahah
fantastic
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Been a long while.
Where you been hiding?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:01, archived)
# i has been busy trying to make a potentially beautful relationship work.
but i gave up at the weekend, so i've a bit more time on my hands now.

edit: and where better place to spend it, goddamit??!?!?!?!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# yaaay!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Chuffing great, that is.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 16:48, archived)
# AAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH !
Proper LOL !
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Oh hurray!
How that made me happy!
I was just reminiscing over the acme of the golf sale era.

(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 4:43, archived)
# Whilst response to my own placenta eating has been mixed,
There is evidence that Noah had his own son butchered, long after his birth:

(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# mmmm
meat.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Mmmmham
how do, christy?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Not bad - very busy at the moment.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Good to hear
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I always thought I could eat a placenta
till I read your blog. It didn't look appetizing at all
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Mmm!
Human protein, everybody's favourite snack.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Ham!
Wooo!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# N U T S ! ! !
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ZOO!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Oops!
*zips up pance*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# First rate!

(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Squirrel tit
?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind me platypus duck, Bill...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# bestiality's best
mate
woo!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# It's Rolfaroo
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Bugger
That's the one I wanted to do
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Fucking WICKED!!!!
Love it!!!! Also the "lie back..." bit is clever!

B3ta owns Muhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# They love it!!!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# bonjour
monsieur sarkozy



ya bitch is well fit
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
tres bon.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# eep
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# 'ning bruv
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebs!
*enhuggles*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# hmm
he seems to be not talking
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# !
'lo!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Nein
Elle est un cul de sac de Fail, comme ca?

L'houpla!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ew!
marie femme?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# hmm not sure really
I know that mari is husband so I just stuck an e on the end there and hoped no one would notice

I think it might actually be epousse, not sure though

so shhh ;)

edited :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# 2 days until I go to America...
must... finish... painting

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

It's close, but i'm a perfectionist.

edit: 2 seconds Nazi's, just gonna get the filesize down, sorry, didnt check it.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Too big.
Edit: Damn, you ruined my first day back!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# .
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# is this what you meant by nazis?
haha :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Schpitzbube!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# this reminds me of those copper-scrapey-paintingy things I used to have as a wee bod
did anyone else have them?

pardon my excellent description :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I know what you mean
they were horribl things
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I know exactly what you mean
I loved those!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# the only ones i ever had were of cats for some reason
*puzzlment*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I think I had a duck
And an eagle
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# *envies*
:)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Very very woo
I like how he's smiling on one side and not on the other, as well.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Can you move the canvas a bit to the left please...
I'm trying to read that story about Prince Charles.
Very nice, Woo!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# you did this with filters ;)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Filters > draw > tigofy
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Don't the Americans allow you to paint?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# wont be taking arty stuff
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# This is not good
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Young Randy Newman
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# REBOOT THE SERVER
seems OK again now

now then, this image

I don't get it
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Search your filename, Luke!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# blue jizz?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# cranberry flavoured
The ladies love it
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# but it's blue?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Sorry, point taken.
I just apllied a shadow and it turned out blue - the wonders of Photoshop.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# she loves her baby
then he pees
then she hates him

i think that's it
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# now i know what i'll be
having nightmares about tonight!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# ris sir?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Read the filename and guffaw
or not
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Pardon my obvious Shirley
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
This should be real.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# ^
you speak the truth
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# .
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# THE PUNS THE PUNS!!!
weee!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Everyone: to the pun bunkers!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# *looks at the worried looking banker in the corner*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Maybe we should call them punkers
and worry someone else for a change
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Anyone fance a sandwedge?
Or a spot of tee?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)
# doof
thrush too
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Arf.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
i so want to do this next time i go to the dentist.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# It struck me when I saw all these plaques on the wall of a dentists
'I thought they were supposed to help get rid of them...'
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# go stand outside and polish it with a tooth brush.
it's comedy gold.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# pfft.
So going to do this now...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Oh boy
I'm not well enough for this
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# do elfs
get ill then?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Since when was I an elf?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)
# he probably got confused by your big pointy ears
*runs*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Ahem!



(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# The Vesuvius Club is ace.
I'll have to get his other one.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *Hands bottle of Magnesia Milk, Semi-skimmed*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Would it make you feel better to know . . .


(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)
# no!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
arf!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Oh christy christ

That's not very appealing, is it
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# haha
hello everyone
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# greetings new person
Pull up a kitten, mind the nazis, etc.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# thank you :)
is anybody else noticing b3ta running slow or is it my poo connection?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Silly how do ken
anus is not usb connector.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# It is running slower than an autistic mong on heroin if you ask me.
So I think you are not alone.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# HI!!!!
*welcomes*

Do you like bumrape?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# It is moments like these I wish I had a "spang" gif!
So have a woo instead;)
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# i wonder if those are real
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I suspect they are,
but without the dress they hang round her knees
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:56, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Stop! Hammer Peel


Just peeled my orange and noticed a familiar shape
(sort of)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# olympic what?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Ha!
and woo pic to boot
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Haha, ace!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# but it still has peel?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# second orange as a head
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# double skin oranges!
*runs away screaming*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# repent!!!
the end is nigh!!!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
#
gh ce
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *rolls newspaper*
WHACK!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# are you threatening me?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# i need teepee for my bunghole
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)
# ROFL!
:)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:18, archived)
# word griffers!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# ooh
mind piss on the respec'

whatgoan?

(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# nuffink.
and i was off last week trying to decorate!!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# how did it go?
were there Laurel and Hardy style mishaps with buckets and planks and things?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Arf!
*remembers The Plank*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I had all 4 of Eric Sykes mishap movies on one vid
The Plank
Mr H is Late
and err 2 others
Its Your Move
Rhubarb Rhubarb

great stuff
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)
# I've got a DVD with The Plank and Rhubarb Rhubarb.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# sort of,
i wanted to get me nippers room done so she can get settled and the fecking plaster fell off the wall as soon as the wallpaper steamer touched it!
bastard house.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)
# nightmare
my decorating exploits often involve having to do a dozen other things before I can start
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# haha!!
nice
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# shouldn't you be working?
*alerts relevant authorities*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# they've had two hours out of me!!!
thats their lot.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# ivesb!
where've ya been?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# everywhere!!!
*omnipresent*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *hides under the duvet*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *farts*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# you have a fruit with 2 layers of peel
send it to that's life.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# so Doc Cox can wank over it
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# citrus make very bad flesh lamps.
fact.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Oh God I'd forgotten about that twat.
Is he still alive?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# tragically yes
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# is that link from cr3ation
i had troubles with them the other day.

also i have that on vinyl
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
So basically he's gone from a painfully smug TV show to writing filthy songs about wanking, etc.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# it's 25 years old if it's a day
also features one timmy mallet.
or was it tony robinson i forget.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# pfffft
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Stimmt
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Potzowie mie Vdupe!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# ace!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Very good
But post your own Work!
Nature make orange! NOT YOU.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# more in the series of teaching kids stuff they need to know - THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WOODLAND ANIMALS 1:
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
That owl's a cross dresser; look at his shoes.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha!
A grumpy tranny.

Woo to the pic and props to the Prof!
*does snappy fingers thingy*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# ouch
I needed those for typing and things... I meand dlkjzx,mxm,.x x/z.k/.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# soz!
*splints*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Bears are a type of goy?
oh noes!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I hate you so much
SO MUCH!!!!!*


*and now I'm over it
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# you mean
Oi vey!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Do I?
*googles*

You're right.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# 'bonger'? 'goy'?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# fair enough
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# the worst kind!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Cuddle!!! Haha
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I like this
I will print it out on an A1 poster and carry it in front of me if I ever venture into woods.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# hahahahaha!
How do badgers fit in to this scheme of things?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I'm guessing that they share the "shits in the woods" characteristic.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Badgers are the middle ground
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I need to read another book to be up ontop of that one
the only think I know about them is that they're true to hip hop.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahahah
excellent
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# That owl
looks like a bit of a shady character
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# yup
he thinks the bear is sleeping with his wife...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Little know fact
A lost camel is also know to shit in the woods!

Woo.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
I shall include him in future
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# His names Humpfrey if it helps:P
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# asshole face ***UPDATE*** (hes been bumed/faced)


Click for bigger (81KB)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# That's a bit NSFW I think.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# bumed?
interesting...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# no
don't do that

we don't want to see the same pic over and over again, no matter what it is
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# That's deja vu
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# deja vu
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# veja du
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# jeva ud
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# i once had a premonition that i'd have deja vu
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# You know that's going to end up being the name of a girlband at some point!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# gah!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# oh
god

hahahaha
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Gah! And, again, gah!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# ^
I'm tempted to hand out my

pail of fail



/Was drunk when this was made
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# What did you update?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# you missed my post last time
It's too near being NSFW. Is this all we can expect from you? If so I might put you on ignore now and save myself from seeing something truly unsettling.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Needs more Saarlac
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Yeah,
I'll just let the nazis do the rest.
I am on holidays.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# you so very nearly
cut, pasted, added text and cropped that successfully.

and thanks for the link to a bigger one, you spoil us. have you heard of worth1000.com
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# no i havent haerd of it
o and that will probally be my last "unsetteling image" to let you all know
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Haha, lolage indeed.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# fuck off
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Seams TOAPally acceptable
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# oh god!
i clawed myslef away from w*rk for this?!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Have a little bit of this:
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# That's wonderful
Is there a wallpaper version?:)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Just for you, lad - a bit bigger
clickety click

Edit: Sorry, the source wasn't that huge.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Ooo thanky
beautiful water! You know where it is?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Greek Islands, I think.
could do with being there just now, come to think of it.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# oooh, that's splendid
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Very nice
Does it fly as well?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Hang on, I'll go ask.
*goes and asks*

Ah well, sadly, no.

:(
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# nice :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Fantastic
really nice
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Lovely!
WOO!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# ooooh
most woosome
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# That's rather wonderful
Woo I say!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Cor that's lovely
How the devil are you anyway?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Well, if anyone has 400 grand they want to lash out on a flat...
that'd help. But generally, I'm OK.
Gotta keep an eye on the booze intake, though.

How's you, honeybun?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Circling the drain
on a tide of booze and bitterness, but that's normal really.

400 grand?! For a flat?! Jeebus. I'm trying to sell a house for 100!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Perils of North London, sadly.
The joke is, trying to buy a 1 bed to move to, all I'm finding is stuff for about 320+.

It's fucking crazy!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# oooh
very nice.

it could create it's own wind to sail by, once it reaches the other side of the world
\tenuous chaos theory blog

(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# aw! cracking stuff grunty
*click*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# thank you, sir
:)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Way cool!
Can we have one of it taking off too!?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I cant believe you just said "Way Cool" Pigeon.
Stop watching American TV please.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# That's rather
wonderful!

*click*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Bin dun?

I'm new so forgive the badness and probable un-originality of it.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# welcome
nice, can't say I've seen it before

top tip: switch on compression with your jpegs! ;)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Fixed
Fanks
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# 15k blimey, you took it right down :)
Welcome, considerate new person, have a badge

(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Woo
for myself and work avoidance :-D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:18, archived)
# That's lully for a first post!
tad on the big site though. Ooo and now it's nice and small.

Woo to conciderate n00bies!

Have panda bee for your efforts!:D

(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I was always planning on doing a Special Forces picture but couldn't be arsed
so have this instead
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# you spelt speshal wrong!
Oh, the shame;)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Is that Brittney Spears?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# yup
how does everyone keep recognising her?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# erm..
cos it looks like her. ;o)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# damn!
foiled again ;)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Isn't that Britney playing Leia?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha
'One more time,' she keeps gasping..
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Britney?
Edit: Ow! my fucking piss-flooded mind.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:06, archived)
# It's not nice to make fun of retards....
oh wait, I posted this today didn't I?...

(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# was bored, so I made this
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeee!
I actually know someone to ran right round the world (obviously not the wet bits).
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# was it jesus?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# No
actually he was a complete twat. His wife went round with him planning everything so he could do it. When they finished the went a bit FUBAR and she had to leave him.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# He ought to have a t-shirt
with "I ran the world" or something on it
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# If he got up enough speed
he could aquaplane
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Yeah but amphetamines are quite expensive!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I've been around the world
and I, I, I, I....
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# mrs McCann?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# pffffft!
to Hull..
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# ....i got fucking dysentry
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Pffft...
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# giant unicycles of the world unite.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# nice
I tried the unicycle once - it's not easy
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# rawk
New and improved, took me long enough.



CFB, actually worth it I'd say
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# blimeh!
woo! that's some serious fretwankery :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Ne'er fret
He's available for private bookings at weekends I'd imagine
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# JESSIE *curls round neck*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Funny you call it that.
I know a mucsians who swears his guitar playing gets faster when he is single:D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# cherub jazz
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Oh, Monty!
You terrible cnut
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# yes?
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:48, archived)
#
a i
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# euwwwwwwwww
I like it
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Prof?!
Must be from when he was younger, he's not sported curly hair that long for years

Edit: I've watched that a few times now, and it remains Ace
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# thank you
most kind
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# ha! I like how his eyes shut during the fiddly bit :)
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# ^This
made me chuckle
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# thanks muchly sir
*solos*

*rawks out*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Lute solo!
*rocks out*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Nicely...
...that's more looting than Ipswich town centre on a regular Friday night.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Nicely!
Woo
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Cherub Rock?
This is brilliant, he is playing along nicely with Van Halen - Yankee Rose!

/listening to planet rock blog
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Yankee Rose was David Lee Roth
*relurks*
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Yes, it was DLR post Van Halen.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# COMPO IT!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# hehe to be perfectly honest
I was just making a rocking anim, never intended on componess
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# B A N G I N !
Woo Slarti - very woo!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:55, archived)
# why thank you
*glees*

Rather tedious to make but I have to say I'm rather pleased with the result

And how are you this glorious day sirrah
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# about to go to work
bummer!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# the "i like bukakae" song came on
as i was watching this. works far to well!
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# nice one.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# cheers
:D
(, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)

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